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    ' MBDFORD WaTD TH1BUMB. CTUD'FDTID. QT?ftfiONT, SATURDAY. MAY 15,' 1920-
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Uedford Mail, tribune
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
PUBLISHED KVKKT A FTP: R NOON
EXCEPT SUN DAT BY TUB
MEDFORD F(lNTINO OU.
Office, Mall Tribune E'iMdtng, 26-J7-18
norm r ir street, r none vo.
A consolidation of the Democratic
Tlmea. The Medford Mall, The Medford
Tribune, tho Southern Oregon Ian, The
Ashland Tribune.
The Medford Sunday Sun la furnished
ubscrlbera deal ring a aeveD-day dally
newspaper.
ROBERT HUIIL. Editor
a S. SMITH, Manager.
UBBCBXPTXOir TXKMH
BY MAIL IN ADVANCE:
Dally, with Sunday Hun, year 11.00
Dally, with Sunday Sun, month-. 66
Dally, without Sunday Sun, year.. 6.00
Dally, without Sunday Sun, month .50
Weekly Mall Tribune, one year. 1.50
Sunday Sun, one year 1.60
BY CARRIER In Medford, AHhland,
Jacksonville. Central Point. Phoenix:
Daily, with Sunday Sun, yenr....7.60
Dally, with Sundny Sun. month..- .flfi
Dally, without Sunday Sun, year.. 6.00
Dally, without Sunday Sun, month .60
Official paper of tho City of Medford,
Official paper of Jackson County.
Entered as second-class matter at
Meorora, uregon, under the act of March
I, 1879.
dworn dally avernceclrculatlan for
six months ending April 1019. 3.074
MKMUER OP THE ASSOCIATED
PRESS.
Full leased Wire Service. The A Ann
elated PreBa la exclusively, entitled to
the use for republication of all neWH
dispatches credited to It or not other
wise credited In this paper, and also the
local news published herein. All right1
or repuoucaiion or special dispatcbea
Herein are uio reaervea.
Ye Smudge Pot
ttj Arthur Verty
Tho lloBiio Illvor vulloy DluolieardB
have only reached the-7 hair nius-
tnebo stage of development.
A nice thing about proiildont WII
Bon's letter to tho Oregon democracy
Is tho Inability of tho writer, tho re
cipient, or tho world at large to fig
ure out what it Is about.
MOItIO SIArx: KTRM I'ATTHIt
Solyo "Wliero are you go'ln' Dad.
You'll fall down on that feller from
Gold Illll,. If you walk away!"
Kort "I got Halph Ilnrdwell on
my hands. That Gold lllll mnn will
walk In on us any time now." .
Solye "No ho won't. I gotto go
to tho pitcher show."
According to tho news reports Frl
day, tho PoIob had tho Uolshevlks out
on a limb. i
"Wanted Waitress. 18S years or
over. Steady work, good pay" Hod
llluffs (Cal.) News. Want Ad.
Tho Coos llay lad of 17, facing his
third trial for murder, glvos tho pros,
atty.. of Coos county lots of oxpor
ionco, and ought to pick up a point or
two about the law himself.
June Is upon us, and a numbor of
gonts who havo worked all winter
win go fishing till snow flics.
A citizen under Indictment in Chi
cago for profiteering mystorlously
apralnod his wrist whllo anloop. Jlo
saw a dollar In his droanis, and roach,
od for It, hitting a bedpost.
Tho government has dlscovorod a
huge swlndlo In oil stocks, but no
accurate list of tho victims can bo
made until the returns from Oregon
lire rounded up.
Tho country hus run out of ovory
thing hut auto mechanics and gar
ages.
Tribune's Daily
1 Health Hint
lly lliirrlw, IWii-niB.'
A dollRhtful lit 1 1 o health play has
been written for ono of the public
schools of New York City by Jlias
Chnrlotto Wasaung, ono of tho teach
ers. It is called "Ten Mttle Germs"
and the characters are ton children
leprosontlng a dlsenso germ. Each
tolls where ho Is going In that school
to do what ho thinks will bo tho moat
dnmago.
Ono will get Into n boy's oar, be
cause you know boys never do wash
their enrs, and "1 do lovo dirt." Tho
neat thinks n dirty finger-nail will
do Just as well. Or a muddy Bhoo.
suggests tho third. The best place of
all tho fourth things Is a mouth full
of dirty teeth. Hero ho will find a
nice hollow tooth and before vou
know it all tho boy's teeth will be
decayed.
And us It is a school thoy nro visit
ing thoy will he sure to multiply.
All run out gladly, only to come
hack with long faces. In this school
all the boys do wash their oars, and
nono have dirty finger nails, and the
tooth brush drill is such an Institu
tion that there is no chance at all.
Finally tho ono who sought tho mud
dy shoo runs in, chased by tho boys
Civic loaguo, wliono specially is tho
cleaning up of muddy shoes.
So ton disappointed gcrnm get out
or that school as last as they can,
followed by the warning of the school
children not to try another visit.
Surely a graphic and pleasing way
of teaching hygiene to any schoolful
of young folks.
IT'S A GREAT LIFE, IF-
TT'S A G REAT life if you don't weaken. That bit of per-
sir Inge never meant anything until today. Aow sud
denly it stands illumined' with a majestic eloquence. For
in the brief space of LM hours Senator MeNary enters tho
Oregon primary in iavor 01 Johnson and Herbert Hoover
retires against him.
It's a great life if vou don't weaken. What depths of
wisdom are there contained. For if vou can assimilate
these two announcements and not lose consciousness, life
is a gay and diverting comedy indeed.
Vhat does it all mean? I he Hoover retirement is com
prehensible. Mr. Hoover believes the welfare of this coun
try and the world is largely bound up in the ratification
of the League of Nations. He has no political ambitions.
He only became a candidate at the insistence of his many
friends, and to give the league proponents in California a
chance tor expression, ho when the league is threatened
by a division ot its iorces in tins state', he steps aside m
favor ot the league candidates, lhat is characteristically
llooverian, big, self-effacing, disinterested.
Yes, that s comprehensible, though to those Hoover
supporters who were in the fight on principle, win, lose or
draw, not because ot this issue or that, but because of Hoo
ver, it comes as a rather unexpected stroke of political
paralysis.
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For with Hoover out of it we admit, our interest in the
primary campaign ceases. e nave no enthusiasm tor tar.
other candidates and will not pretend we have. Political
maneuvering makes us sick. On the ground of personal
competency they all look very much alike. But there id
principle left, that of the League of Nations. Of the three
candidates, Wood and Lowden arc lorllie league, Johnson
alone is against it. They arc all good men, all sincere and
honest; trying to paint them anything else is mere political
buncombe. But, the only two candidates who stand for
things we believe in are Wood and Lowden, and on the
ground of political availability, we prefer Wood.
So there you are. nut where js ('barley MeNary, the
prize prodigy of the Lincoln club! Here is where benefic-
lent humor rescues blasted hopes. Hunk ot tho junior
senator projecting himself into the unsavory arms of Hi
ram. A western man! But Charley played marbles with
Hoover back in Salem, and the great retirement had not
taken place when the MeNary-Johnson banns were pub
lished. And the League of Nations, for the preservation
and non-resubmission of which the senator worked so val
iently, and of which he wired so cheeringly to diverse local
constituents. Where, is, it, at?
"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio
than were ever dreamed in yofir philisophy." Aye, verily
Hamlet, too, was a politician.
All needed now to complete the picture is for the Port
land Journal to espouse Bob Stanfield, the Oregonian to
enter the lists for Lugene JJebs and Dr. Keene take the
stump for William Jennings Bryan.
It s a great lite, it you don t weaken.
RipplingRlujmos
A'wait riafon
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THE GAME.
I AM GOING' to the park, where the baseball artists
play, and I'm blithe as any lark that uplifts its song
today. For while I can forget, as I watch them swat
the sphere, all the weary things that fret, and the sigh
and sob and tear. There W be time to walk the floor
with a weeprag in my hand, when 'this bully game ii
o'er and the visitors are canned. Oh, our pitcher is in
form, and a mighty arm is his; when that wing gets good
and warm he'll show wizards how to wiz. When I see
him winding up I forget that I must drink sorrow from
a bitter cup, that will put me on the blink. I forget that
rents are high, that the larder's bare of hash, that the
children wail for pie, clothing, shoes and succotash. I
forget the profiteers who have soaked us left and right,
that the bankrupt court appears as tho only thing in
sight. For a while I east aside all my brooding and de
spair, when I sec our heroes slide round the bases on
their hair. When I sec the joyous mob at the ball games
of yore, "Well," I- murmur, through a sob "we are
growing sane once more."
All authorized literature may be read
or purchased.
The public Is cordially Invited to
attend the services, and visit the
reading room.
I.AU1KS
Whon Irregular or suppressed tiso
Triumph Pills. Safe and always de
pendable. Not sold at drug stores.
Io not exporlmont with others: save
disappointment. Writo for "Relief"
nnd- particulars, It's free. Address:
National Medical Institute, .Milwau
kee, Wis.
. St. Murk's Fplscopal
Cor. North Oakdalo and l-'lflh Sts.
8 a. m. Holy communion. :
10 a. m. Sunday school.
1 1 a. m. llnly communion.
7:110 p. m. livening servico nnd In
struction. Wm. B. Hamilton, Vicar.
Catholic Cliuri'H
South Oakdalc Avo.
First mass Sunday at 8 a. lu.
Second mass nt 10:30 a. m.
llencdlitlon at 4:30 p. m.
Hoy. John Powers.
will speak. Please don't fall to hear
this woman's messnge.
0:30. Young People's meeting.
7:30. Song servico and a Ulble
reading on the Princo of this World
Special music In tho morning.
E. II. Kdgar, pastor.
First Spiritualist Uutn-li
Althea hall, 204 Fast Main St.
l.oi'turo nnd spirit messages.
Subject: "The Plan Way as Taught
by Jesus Christ."
Rev. J. It. Sllllwoll and wife.
speaker and reader.
Central Point. (Hrlik) Church
1 0. Sunday school.
11. Mrs. H. C. llarr of Xcw York,
representing tho Frecdman board of
tho Presbyterian church tor S. A.,
FvaiiK.-T'iith. ion's Church
Fourth St. below Oakland Avo.
Ilev. Dr. W. H. Morenz-Oeser, Pastor,
i Res. CIS West Fourth St.
Sunday after Ascension.
' Kxandi.
Sundny school 10 a. m.
'Wvlno servico 11a. in.
Catechotlcal instruction for confir
mation every Saturday afternoon ut
'J o'clock.
You and yours cordially Invited.
First Church of Christ, Scientist
Ilranch of the mother church. The
First Church of Christ, Scientist, in
Boston, Mass. i
Services nro held every Sunday
morning nt 1 1 o'clock. Subject, "Mor
tals and Immortals."
Sunday school nt ft : 4 .". . All under
the age of twenty are welcome.
Wednesday evening meetings, at
which testimonies of Christian Scl-
enco healing are given, at S. Church
edifice, 212 North Oakdale.
Tho rending room, which Is in the
M. F, & II. bldg., is open from 1 to &
daily except Suudaya aud holidays.!
Phoenix Church
"A Happy Life an Open Secret,"
will be the theme of the morning ser
vice, at 11 o'clock, with' music in
keeping. ''Religion Pays," is the
topic for the evening meeting, to he
gin promptly at 7:30, under the aus
pieces of the C. E. society. Preaching
by the minister, Joseph W. Angell,
who will speak at both services. Bible
school at 10 a. m., with adult and
graded classes. H. W. Frame, supt.
All cordially welcome.
Evening: Anthem, Now the Day Is
Over (Knight). Trio, Be Thou lly
Guide (Ashford). .Miss Anderson,
Mrs. Sasnett. Mr. Brooks.
Miss Helen Philbrok, pianist. Mrs.
.May oJrdan MacDonough, director.
First Christian Church .
i Cor. Ninth and South Oakdalo.
Dell Ely Millard, minister.
Bible school 9:45. B. W. Paul,
supt.
Preaching 11 a. m. Fathers Day.
Subject, "Strongest Man in the
World."
Special music.
7 p. m. Christian Endeavor.
8 p. m. Evening service, sermon
lecture, "The Gospel Game of Ten
Pins," Illustrated. Special music.
A homelike church where everyone
is welcome.
Free Methodist Church
Cor. Tenth and Ivy streets.
Miss Ilhoda Burnett, pastor.
Res. 337 West Tenth St. Phono 420.
May 16th marks the closing of an
other conference year with us. The
year has passed quickly by bringing
to our minds once more tho fact that
time is slipping away and you and 1
will soon he in eternity. Where, olr
where will you spend eternity
Wo Invite you to our services
Sunday 'school 10 a. m.
Preaching services 11 a. m.
7:30 p. m.
Class meeUng at noon.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:30 pm.
The southern Oregon annual con
ference convenes at Cottage Grove,
Oro., May 9th, to 23.
and
.' First Methodist Episcopal
Fourth and Bnrtlett.
J. Randolph Sasnett, minister.
9:45 a. m. Bible school, classes for
all ages. Preparatory membership
class also meets at this hour.
11 n. m. Morning worship. Ser
mon: "The Church and Young Peo
ple." i
0:45 p. m. Epworth League.
8 p. m. Evening service. Address:
The People's Temple."
with stereoptlcon slides ot proposed
plans. -
Anthem, The Day Awakes(Wilson)
Soloist, Miss Anderson.
Solo, The Great Heavenly Choir
(Jordan). Mrs. Piorce.
First liantist Church
A Church With a Cordial Welcome
to All.
9:45 a. m. Sunday school. Classes
for all. F. W. Mears, supt.
11 a. m, Morning service. Prea ch-
Ing by the Rev. F. R. Leach. Subject
"Salesmanship and the Kingdom." A
large attendance is earnestly request
cd.
7 p. m. B. Y. P. U. meeting. AH
young people are earnestly requested
to be present. We bavo a good sub
ject and a good leader.
8 p. m. Evening service. Preaching
by Rev. F. R. Leach. Subject: "Go
ing the Second Mile." Good muBic.
Let everyone be present.
7 p. m. Thursday. Continuation of
the "Survey" by the Golden Link
class.. We will take up a survey of
America showing the needs and the
Christian remedy. Prayer meeting
will follow the "Survey." Let as
many as possible bo present.
First Presbyterian Church :
Corner Main and Holly Sts.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m., Carl
Brommer, supt.
Morning service at 11a. m., ser
mon, "Assured Stability of Life." '
Evening service at 8 p. in., address
by Miss Robetta Barr, field worker
for the hoard of Frecdman of the
Presbyterian church.
(Music for the morning service will
be, selection by the quartet, choir and
solo, "Recitative and Aria, "If With
All Your Hearts," Mendelssohn, by
Forrest Edmcades. In the evening
Miss Arioline Scutti will sing a negro
spiritual by Burleigh.
Tho habit of going to church, will
bear intensive cultivation with most
of us and this Sabbath is a good time
to begin. Let it be here or in another
ot Medford's good churches and you
will be tho gainer.
William Vawter, director of music.
Mrs. Marsh, organist. .
L. Myron Boozer, minister.
How's This?
Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh 'that cannot be
cured by Hall's Catarrh Medicine,
Hall's Catarrh Medicine has been taken
by catarrh sufferers for the past thirty
3ve years, nnd has become known as the
most reliable remedy for Catarrh. Hall's
Catarrh Medicine acts thru the Blood cu
thn fi tern i nnrfnOAa Avntillititr tiia Dii-
IlhiBtrated-ori from the BIcod and healing the dis
eased pontons.
After you have taken Hall's Catarrh
Medicine for a short time you will sec a
grtttt Improvement In your general
nealth Start tnking Hall's Catarrh Medi
cine at onon and get rid of catarrh. Send
tor testimonials, free.
P. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Hm hv 11 nruprtfltr. 75c.
Tho DEALER says
"tho !ENgr mark
'protects you from
imitations1
Ji
lt pays Bie to give my customers what they ask for," says
the retailer who knows what's what. "When they ask for
'Giant Powders' I give them GIAXT Powders the real
Giant, made by The Giant Powder Co., Con. I don't tell
them that 'I have the same thing, only under another brand
name,' because it is not true.
"The name 'Giant' on a case or a stick of powder is evidence
that the powder is made by the company that originated
Giant Powders. Remember this: You can't get Giant re
sults when you use ordinary dynamites that look like Giant
but aren't marked Giaut'
Loo info the new, money-savins melhc-l ot clcttrine land, blaitins tree beds,
dilclies. boulders, etc. 1 hey arc all described !n our up-to-the-minute book,
"llctlcr Farming with Oiant l-'arm l'owdcrs." A post card will bring it by the
first mail.
' THE GIANT PO.WDER CO., CON. s
, "Everything for Blasting"
First National Bank HiJp.. Sun Kmnciica
t Bianch Office: Denver. Portland, bait Lake City, Scatll SpokiM
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STUMPING
EUREKA
Crater Lake Hardware Co.
Distributors
- Medford, Oregon
HAS THE BOTTOM DROPPED OUT?
Cups and Saucers, each .'..:.15
Window Shades .....69
Biq Reduction on 2-In. Post Iron Beds.
Get our prices on Silk Fibre Mattresses and Coll Springs.
Phone 9
Mordoff & Woolf
22-24-26 South Fir
PUT YOUR GET -RICH'
QUICK SOUYE
IN THE ,
WASTE s
BASKET
AND
Put Your
IN THE
If that scheme the smooth stranger tries -to sell you
were such a "good thing," he would keep it to himself
or come to a BANK to sell it. . . !
, Consult us on any proposition offered you, whether",
or not you are yet banking with us. '
We may save you from LOSING YOUR MONEY. . !.
We invite YOUR Banking Business
Jackson County Bank
Established 1888
Medford, Oregon
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more than a check book
.'protects you against the
high cost of living. But it
unfailingly guards against
need for re-insulationvdur-ing
the battery's life, and
that is a thing that never .
can be truthfully said about
Ordinary insulation. " ' '
ELECTRIC
SHOP
South Bartlett St. Medford, Ore.
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orders eMploada of ohealoAls , great
m&aUtie8 of wool, lumber, print pa
per, flour, ttaohinery, garments and
-canned goods from Oregon.
ror Orogon'produota are so good'their
Case extends to the far-away Orient.
Aasoolated Industries of Oregon