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flTTOFORD METE THIBUNB. WEDFORD, OBEGONV WEDNESDAY, : MAY S, 1920.
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;Ye Smudge Pot
Hj Artkw Perry
Tho suciir ixii'e .silimlinn will retii'li
a crisis in August, which, strmiirc In
SUV, ifc the heii:lit of tilt; I'ruit (imrriij
Kt'iisou.- In economic crisr-s hick is
nlwiivs on the side (if the dciiler, urui
i'ute is neainst the consumer. The
Kiiltnr situutiiin, like everything the
ndtninistrntion meukeved with, is
balled up bevond liuuinn unwinding.
Colonel Mims nnnoumrcs in rcjilv
to the report Hint Wiiliain .Icimimrs
is ureimred to mill "the pillars mil
from tho Democratic! part v." thai he
will do the same thins; to ho conven
'Jii 'i ''0's.
Sfiss Esther Clallivanl of Tailhoit,
Cirl.1, Itns relurni'ir from "extended
tour, of the Middle Went," aceordiiiir
to tjic Yreka, Cal., News.
J. C'onlrihuled liv Kovalton, (Minn,)
Banner).
,."Wp are reiiucsted liv a law ahidin'.'
Cjitizen to root into tho fceliims oi
speed (Tends and mention Ihe . serious
ness that mav he hrouu'lit uhout hv (he
nrlietice that predominates with innliv
luKes ninv an over vji wnv.,.s u.u-..
hero.tbiB morning for a sovorul UayB
vJhU
Orres, tailors for mo& and women.
High grade only. Ashland, Ore.
Portland Knouts at tho Hotel Hol
land who arrived In the city this
morning are Mr. and Alra. W. C.
Dewey and baby, and I.. V. Campbell.
; (Broken forgings and castings, all
Btaapes, all metuls, all sizes, welded,
reinforced and guaruntood. Vulcan
Welding Works, 39 South Front St.
Frank P. Farrell ajient Tuesday in
Ashland In tho Interest of ItlB politi
cal amhltlone. .
When you want any hauling, mov
ing, etc., dono call 407-Y, Kelzur
THE OUIJA BOARD
WHAT is going to happen to Hiram Johnson at the
Chicago convention i
Hiram is going there, certainlv, with quite a bevy of
ueiegares. Jie is going mere wall tlic most aggressive
and conspicuous personal following of any politician in
the united Mates. .Not only will he have Michigan, Ne
braska, Xorth Dakota, Montana, "Wisconsin, California
portions of Xew Jersey, South Dakota and Minnesota; but
lie is going there wtih a strong popular following in nearly
every other state. For be it not forgotten that where
Johnson has not won, he has come powerful near it. Ex
amine the result in Illinois' for example; Ohio and In
diana also.. There are well defined Johnson tracks everywhere.
It is not conceivable Johnson will go to Wood the ri
val lie has successfully harpooned as Prussian militarist
and vote buyer. It is less conceivable he will go to Hoover.
the man who dared challenge his supremacy in his own
state. . - "
To whom will he go then, whv of course he will go to
Johnson. 15ut there is about as much chance of the con
vention .going to him a,s there is of John J). Rockefeller
going to the poor house. Of course the Democrats are pray
ing for such a ,miracle, but Democratic prayers and Demo-
rat ic miracles nronnse to lind the coliseum atmosphere
a rudely unsympathetic medium.
Wherefore, we approach what diplomats term an im
passe. .J lie Kepuljlican candidate will not be for John
son, and Johnson will not he tor the Kemiblican candidate
herefore, and also to-wit, Fighting Hiram will walk
out of the convention, somewhat as he did in 1912. with
hlood in his eye and a brick in each hand. Only he will be
the mourner and the corpse this time. No "vice" for Hi
ram in 1920. Dig liill Thompson of Chicago will attend to
that. Johnson and Thompson will sound well, uuler.s
Johnson and Hearst should sound better.
In other words a third party is formed. A forlorn hope
ry the dopesters. Hut is it, or will it be? The regular
Republicans will vote for the regular Republican nomi
nee, the regular Democrats will vote for the regular Demo
cratic nominee, and the League of Nation haters, the alien
dissenters, the outs who want- to be in and the ins who
have been kicked out united from both parties, will go
down the line for Hiram.
Wherefore, Hiram is President and,! in what deviou:
ways political .wonders arc performed! A new political
party is born. v. '
You don't 'believe it? Sounds fishy, fantastic? But
that is what The Ouija Board said last night just as the
California returns came in. And the Ouija Board,' of
uourse, never lies.
Sure
Relief
UNITE ON HOOVER.
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FOR INDIGESTION
intelligent Battery
L Service Requires
Modern Equipment
J The up-to-duto service Hlulion Is n
far -more thoroughly equipped Insti
tution than its predecessor of a lew
years ng. nrcordliiK to M. i. Walker,
jf:,Aulo Klectrlc l.'iiaipiuenl Co, UNI,
service Station repri-sentalivn lor
this district.
I, I lie progressive improvement of
Hie uutiuuolillo," ho stated yesterday
nas been accompanied by remark
able improvements in I he storage
buttery service station. Where a few
years buck it had but few mechanical
nppllunces wl:h which to hasten re
lurtr work the situation is diireretil
today.
"Take the average I'SI, Service
Station for Illustration. II is equip
ped with every known mechanical (.
vjiyo for not only turning out perfect
reuair work, but gelling this work
out in a minimum of time. Time I
thu important factor with the motorist-..Tho
punctual service station is
tho one that will r.et the business
nowaduys. KnowiiiK tho truth of this
nduRO all service stations are today
coinpelinK wllh one mint her by work
ins; against time on every battery Job.
i "Kxporienee tells me thai the aver.
0K6 motorist Is beginning to 'hone up'
on his storage battery, lie is realiz
ing that the ,'lttlo black box- on his
car, whle hhas been a mystery in him.
In not a perpetual generator of elec
Irlcal energy, but a device w hich will
soon go Into a fit of tantrums unless
given somo slight attention now and
then.
- "Ho Is also beginning to under
stand tho nature of his bnttery plates
the differenco between an np-to-ilaio
machine-pasted plate and the
old style hund-nastcd variety." Adv.
dA S'TIM parlor Bolshevik would say, the idea above is
intriguing. But the immediate concern, not only
ewith the Republican party, but with the country at large,
is to Unite oh the candidate who can repudiate the Ouija.
The objection is hot against Johnson as a man, but thr.
forces behind him. "With Hearst in the lead he represents
'the most dangerous elements in the country today. He not
only opposes reorganizing the world for peace, he not only
opposes those ideals which must be obtained it thia world
is to be made safe for civilization, but he is, in spite of
himself, the leader of the radical malcontents, who wouM
completely disorganize domestic affairs, if given control.
The selection of available candidates lies between Hoo
ver and Wood. In appraising Hoover Vs strength, it must
be remembered that he entered the race late, without the
support ol any political organization, without funds, with
out making a campaign or having others make it for him,
and yet he eniuvs a noinilar followintr which even his on-
ponents must admit. ' ;
In every poll taken in Oregon and Washington Hoov i
has led. By keeping out of the favorite son states except
in California', he has escaped the hostility of various im
portant factions. - '
Hut more important Hoover
all . others best qualified for the job.
not only unite the Wepublicaii partv
l l j l. :.. .1 i ... . i , i
ennui secure me nine pciiuuin. iiiut progressive vote, which
in the presidential election will be such an important
factor.
The Johnson showing finally disposes of the fiction
Ihat. the Republican party can win with anyone. It is
plain, the Republican party must have the strongest can
didate, obtainable. In our judgment Hoover is that man.
is the man above
The man who' could
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THE ANCIENT THEME.
W HEN there is naught else to inspire the Scottish
bard, he takes his lyre, and sings about the
heather,' and oftentimes I envy him; for when my stock
of themes is slim, I've nothing but the weather. To
day my head is working wrong, I cannot chant a de
cent song, my thoughts all run together; and I'm afraid
some angry hiek may through my window throw a brick
if I ring in the weather. And yet there's nothing else,
odds fish ! There's nothing else, though' much I wish to
write some deathless stanzas; you may. have, othec
themes in mind; the weather's all that I can find, out
here in bleeding Kansas. The weather comes, the
weather goes; sometimes it rains, sometimes it snow-;,
again it ups and freezes; and it embraces all there is of
thaws that melt, of storms that whiz, of fogs and mists
and breezes. I've worn the weather out, I fear; I've
sung about it,-year by year in high and burning phrases : -I've
raved about it when 'twas cold,' And I've reared .up
to paw and scold, when it was hot as Diazes. It's saved
my bacon many times, when I looked round for themes
for rhymes, looked round and couldn't fitid them; and -then
the weather, good as new, suggested sonnets, thre?
or two and I'd sit down and grind them. ' ' '' '''""
Ks a Lucky pay iorYo.u
says the Good Judge . Ijji
When you learn about -thi?
Real Tobacco Chew.
A small chew',, of rich : tf
baccO lasts so. much longer
than the old kind. . , :
You don't - need a fresh
chew so often. That's why
it costs less to use., ' f;,
Any mm who uses the Real Tobacco
Chew will tell you that. T .,,
Put Up In Two Styles
W-B jDUT. is a long f ine-ciit toba!(
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10:11 lt:00 a. m, 12:00 a! ltt. i :.
I offer 60 fine rabbits
for Bale this week at rea
sonable prices. Bliss
Heine. 916 West Tenth
street, Medford.
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