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Ye Smudge Pot
By Artku Prr
RipplingRhumQstSl
NO AUDIENCE
MY nei;r!ibors all have had the flu. it.s fiercest panes
they claim to know: and so there is no man in view
who'll listen to my tale of woe. Oh, none will hearken
to the tale of all the ajrony I knew, or pay attention to
n;y wail in v neighbors all have had the' fin. I'd like
to have some chaste disease that no one else has ever
tried: some new affection of the knees, or an eruption
of tin' hide; then I could talk the livelong day of aches
original and new, and no cheap skate could rise and say,
''I 've had that ailment worse than you."' Then 1 could
look with hiyh disdain on all the people of tlii.- ,urad.
who wrestle with old-fashioned pain, the chestnut ills
that Adam had. Then in my joy I know I'd make the
welkin echo with my sonr; alas, one cannot choose his
ache, lie has to take what comes along. Oh. sickness
makes the spirit sag. and all tin- anguish is in vain, if
one can't stand around and hrag. and show some dia
grams of pain. And none will listen to my speil of
taudy suffering I knew; men care no hoot how tough I
feel, for all the hovs have had the flu.
RASCALS
Stiitc Kri'-'incer Herbert Niinn. who
u. her.' i :t t week i-i.nli'rnir..- uitliji
the rotintv i-uurt retr.'inliML' iialml
on the Outer Luke r".ul thi- -uin- i
uier lrom .Nfetllonl to i.ro-iei-t, mail;-
the trit) iroin Salem in hi.- ear an-1
.-avs the rond. were L'o..'i. exe.-ptiiij
a -mall streteh between daklami aa l
Vulsella an.l near Sexton, v. here
! thev eneountered some nun!.
Mr. Niinn avs the piei-e of the
I'aeit'ie lliifhwuv between Central
I'oint anil Oulil liill is the be-t ro;'..l
in ihe tate. It has -i iiahe- ol
hiltttninoii- ba-e anil a twi-m-h liari
surface and was huilt hv the Clark
Uenrv Co.
"The lioek I'oint bridge is one of
t!a- be.-t huilt -truetures in Orenn."
contimie.l Mr. Nunn, "an.l L- a ere.lit
to the state, eountv, hiirhwav enm
ini-snion and the builder-. The hriiL'e
f.,,-t 1 onn."
Biliousness, Headache, Colds,
Constipation, driven out
with "Cascarets"
WANTED ANOTHER ST. PATRICK.
The von Kaim government in tler
tnnnv has been knoeked into a eoeke.l
hut. The Kaiser anil his hall' bake. I
hon the Crown I'rinee. fret in Ilo!'
land, und hone thev eati onee mon
itohh the Iihine. There is vat-'ne t.rat
tle of another war. If so. a soldie;
with no vision." not adreamer will
Dame .the day the aihaneititr armies
halt. In the next defeat there uiil
bo no ideul.s to liuht on.
The private seerelarv of the presi
dent. Mr. I imiultv. has been mention
ed for the tiresidenev. ( I'rolonL'ed
heerint.'). lie should be rewarded.
Vociferous applause ). lie has nut
the fizz in the present administrative
lizzie.
The rain ha washed nwav Ihe
Kol'UO Kiver Vidlev Blues.
The annual edition of the .Srnud','e
J'ot is sclliiiL' like the proverbial pan
cake, and at the present rate, tht
iinthor thereof will break even, whii h
ih ull anv one in business ever admits
lie is dointr.
This is SI. Putriek's Da v. The trcn
tleman is supposed to hhve i-hased all
the snakes nut of liteaml. as vou
know. If he was alive lodav, he
would probablv be aelivelv emra''ed
in polities and reform work. In his
time nothiiiL' was wri.ni; but the
snakes.
u
The eomplexitv of life crows more
bo. Ill Ked llluff, Cal.. last Snndav
niL'ht, one pre.n lier look for his ser
mon text, "There is No Hell." and
another one tool; for his sermon texl,
"There Is 11 Hell." No team work.
Mr. Brvan. who stated hist Satur
day he would run for the presjdenev
of the "nation ealled him." is the
jwipient of no vellinir, and will nrob
ublv make the raee Inun tone ..1
habit.
A liurrv-un cull for a plumber has
been sent out bv Charles I'ree.eiin of
Tailholt, Cal.
There have been no Holes to Mexi
co for three months from thi- hind,
whieh uiav in imt lor a l orre-ponil-
im; hiek ol di-onb r.
X('L-: SAM needs a St. Patrick, but not for snakes.
Snakes are urcttv well taken care of at the urcsenl
writing. Hut the subtle serpents of sordid selfishness are
multiplying alarmingly and here is where a Twentieth
Century St. Patrick could be of tremendous value.
Summing U, ti. jis 0f the world and the' hour, the
can all be reduced to the lowest common denominator of
personal selfishness. The great moral exaltation of the
war has been followed by a spirit of everv man for himself
and the devil take the liindermost, which if not checked,
threatens to plunge the world back into thi! abyss from
whidi, through four years of unprecedented sacrifice, it
so gallantly struggled.
Probably the reaction was inevitableand the phase is
fleeting. Hut on this 17th of .March a St. Patrick who could
chase the snakes out of sordid self-seeking from our hills
and prairies, would render a service to hmnanitv fullv as
great as the famous Irish apostle who saved his eountrv
from paganistic reptiles.
-
Selfishness is the main spring of (lie partizan politic
ian who places his personal and party advantage above
the public welfare, selfishness is the guiding light of the
profiteer, who blindly sanctions human .suffering if it
allows him an extra ten per cent, selfishness is the soul and
body of the liolshevik agitator, who would destroy civili
zation on Ihe chance of bettering his own condition.
Selfishness, selfishness, selfishness tht! blind passion
of grab, is (he legitimate successor of the peril that made
Kin-ope a shambles and it must be met with the same
spirit of determined and disinterested hostilitv, ifthe world
that was saved is to endure.
.n nnsellisli person is a tool," said our old friend
Nietzsche. Perhaps. I nit if so then the world needs a
few fools for sacrifice. lint our private hunch is the man
wiio leavens a normal concern for his own advantage wi
. i .1 e .. .i .i .. ,i . : .
.. . em nw .inn uieii ior me oilier lellow, not olllv is no
lool, but he is on the mad to the ultimate wisdom of tin
ages, i-or an enlightened sell-interest realizes that the
man who says tjie world is mine oyster ends bv brcakin
his false teeth on an empty shell.
"Washington savs emmigrat ion
large as expected. This was before the
..I" 4 1... . .... I I. ..i . . 1 . . . ,
".ocr Mioi i.ige ;u me lloICI -(llol
lowed to bathe in beer.
(lei-many is not a?
re pori that m view
guests were al
the expression on the i
movie taken in six months, wil
not he had seen M r. I!rvan.
Kurt Hall was cniiulit e
Kd Ili-own Tins., admiriiiL
tees, and friends fear he w
do likewise.
vine Mr
his put
II mi urn
"What habit is
(iu'iirelle sinokim:,
CiL'iiretle Journal,
could be a eitien
juice ns the wind li
o nbuiixious jr
a-ks Ihe Aliti
iolhlle,', unless l
iinii I mir lobai-i i
clh.
TRUCKS 10 WEST
1 hirty-seven ear loads ot licpublii
trucks reeeiilly made up the fir
noun train lo.iil or power wagons to
croas Ihe continent for use In I'alil
Ilia. The consignees rcquiri-it that
JO per cent (. the trucks In Ihe slur
inoui snoiini navu chint pneuinalu
liro cquipmeiit all around, so Kreal
Iiuh been the deniainl for trucks Willi
iilr cushion prolection. The Itepnblii
truck Is liandlcd In .Medlind by the
SlcCurdy-llowne Motor Co., ami is be
jcomitm n factor in the motor trans
Jiortntlon of the Komio liiver Vallc
nnd Houlliern Orcein. Adv
HILOH
sid
nt's
bablv
ace in the first
diow whether ol
start
laml
s predicted last Monday, the (iernian revolution that
i'd as the lion of I'an-t icrmany promises to exit as the
of it soviet, republic.
Sonic misguided moi l
with st ubborniiess, and c
agreeable.
lis are always confusiiio
i.iractei- with an abilit v
;th
blithe
r.ryan was given a warm welcome in Wasl
Iwpublicaii senators.
migton-
"You Can'! Gel Away from 11
says the Good Judge
A little of tlic Real Tobacco
:hev ftfves more genuine
satisfaction than the big
chew of the old kind.
Saves money, too because
this class of tobacco lasts
much longer. The rich to
bacco taste stays right
with it.
Any man who uses the
Real Tobacco Chew wil!
tell you that.
Put Up In Two Styles
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
W-li CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
Why take nasty cathartics, hrtnmg
.ilt9, or stomach -turning oils to drive
thci-e rascal- out? Lot yont'e. Junuleas
C'ascarpts remove the liver and bowel poi
fon which t keeping your Ii-m'1 s7?t
vour toiiirnc ciatJ. your .-kin .a;low,
your brf.tth offensive, and ynur ntnraach
pour. Ot-t a box of Ca?careta at the
dniu' tore 3nd your liver, stomach.
ami bowels ol the execas bite, ponona,
and wapte which are kecpinpr you miser
able. f'acaretj never npf never
eickn. never inconvtom-nce. They cost
ao little and work while you sleep.
Sure
Relief
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TRACTORSPTRUCXS
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