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Ye. Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry' .'
.jr.
f It iinist be ureal to lie a eheiiiii'iillv
nro donio-rt . nhd! hav. emottonul
llvsterhi every time the President's
name is mentioned. .. . v
. f?nm Kiohardson sreeted the citv.
viillev, rotuitv. and vieinitv fromlho
saddle Fridav vm. ala Buffalo Kill.
Heretofore exclusive "riirlits to lead
parades lias been cornered bv Wes
l.awton.' Vivi le Roi! I.e Roi est
mtirtc! '.,
.": f'Lovc still rules the world." bints
. William Jennings Hrvnn. Jt sure
does look like it. v ..
, Premier Orlando of Italy lost bis
ipb. He should worry. A nickel ei
eajr bins thewar tax still bears his
name. . L. . , ..
When the obituary of the Crown
Prjneo is written, somewhere nlon
f jnnrds the end. the biographer will
look around for virtues, and record
that he was an interesting cuss ,
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. ; "America is full of artistic spend
ers," . observes Lord . Northclif f e in
Soribiiers,' writing about '.'Peace and
Wealth." One wonders if His.Loni
shin knows that the- most artistic
spenders have no opportunity to be
artistic. ,
v ... J
; California or Bust ! After July 1st.
tjij latter. ' ''. :;
" Another thine' about the vampires,
branded as no lonirer popular in -the
movies. In the pictures it takes two
reels to sav "Hello." to the vamped.
In real life they are less diplomatic
and work faster.
The populace in Svria. Eevpt. Mes
opotamia, Bessabaria. Litliunia. and
the outlvine districts of the Hima
layas are vellins for Wilson.' But a
. veil in Asia is worth' nothing in New
IJneland.
'' " - -
, As soon as a eood alto sneezer can
lie; secured Jedec Taylor will-organize
a local branch of the Sons and
Du'uehters of Hav Fever. Jess Hitt
r son is a candidate for Inner Keeper
oi' the Outer Door.
Now tli a t the world is soon to be
peaceful and dry. the only thing to
disturb the serenity is the overzeul
onsness of peanut politicians and
2x4 reformers. . who . are liable to
throw a moral fit without warning.
The latest agitation is a campaign
ojj education against bright colors.
IrT.a couple of years it, will be high
tpason to own a red rose bush.
. The Hi Johnson boom for president
luis died with its boots on.- To be
exact, it died before it. Was old
enough to wear boots.
i . - .
; The late Mex. linrising lasted so
nuu'k (hat the general public was not
cyen reminded of the first names of
Yillu 'and,(Jurranzn.
V As far as Germany is concerned,
the 14 iiomts iiave been whittled down
to n pen point. It is take tlie.pcn in
hand, or be taken.
. Docs anybody know whether the
flovernor of Oregon has been able
t6 tear himself awny from the aero
planes .vetf. ' " "" ' ' ' '
j Wuerc is she?
; Where-is she? ;,
Where is , she? ; .
Where" is shot ' '' ' I
Where is she? . . -V
here is she? i
teverv once in nwhile something
happens to prove that a tomato can
or the hip pocket is no place to hide
the filth v lucre. .
It... , I...
Ifo, Hum! another day's work 'done.
V Pair. Weather Predicted.
: WAKIIINOTON, Juiic 21.Wen(h
or prediction for the week beginning
Mondnv are: - .
I'ncilic. states: Fair, with nearly
normal temperatures.
QUITE RIGHT SENATOR, QUITE RIGHT. -
W HY" docs Sonattir Slioi'inaii wasto his t into in -iw
scimto 'h Hi otiuht, to bo in .vaudeville -or with the
movies. As a hay-rube ij?J?lor 01' a eustard-pic eomedian
lie would plav larger .audiences and receive a tar nana
sonier pay check, i On the slap' stick stae or at the Chroma
City they pay as lii.uh as .$.100,000 for a man who will niake
an , ass vt hinisclt'. Our .'information is they only jniy
seven thousand live hundred
, .'.Perhaps that is what Senator Sherman really has in
mind, for lie must, we presume,, have something. This
senatorial excursion may. be merely a- sort of amateur
night,, a working out at public expense, so' that when the
hook appears at 'the next election, the Illinois solon will
be, a finished pef former. There would at least be no
shock in such a transition, lie finished long ago as a sen
ator. ...''.''..' . . 1
; However, as long as, the senate supports such, the
piiblie wo fear must listen to such. And as -some people
still take the senate seriously, even the hopeless oases will
have to bo accorded some attention. v
So it is observed Senator Sherman came out of h'l;
)addod.ceji on Friday to deliver' .his fifth, spasm against
the League )f Nations. He had already done pretty well
along this line. But the fifth oven made Kood of Missouri
wipe his spectacles. For not content with cannibal, dom
ination, war trusts, 'bankruptcy and the Black Death, Sen
ator.. Sherman proceeded to perceive in the proposed ar-.
rangenient nothing loss than a deep laid plot of the Pope
to restrict the liberties and control the tdcstuiies of
mankind!
Because why? Nothing simpler. Because there are
17 Catholic, nations among . the , signatories, and seven
somewhere else. And more convincing, much more,
the Pope after talking with
ident ; -Wilson put the matter so clearly that my doubts be
gan to molt and before our interview closed I .agreed with
hiih on the main linos of his plan."
.AVatson, bring the needle! V. - '.
; , Who are the 17 Catholic nations I The senator doesirt
say. What Catholic potentate is to sit in the executive
council, and take orders from the Vatican? Again no
answer. .How will it be possible for any one individual
be he the Maharajah of Punjab, the Shah of ITedjas or
the major donio of the Lesser Antilles, to dictate decisions
which must be unanimous?... Jhc senator failed to toll us.
But it is all plain to Lawrence Yogi Sherman. Very
plain. .... ; . '"
And what is the answer? Should one term Senator
Sherman, a cheap skate politician and flim-flam artist, a
contemptable shyster attempting to inject the religious.
issue. in, a world question, in winch religious tolerance
and racial freedom has been accepted as -a, fundamental
principle? .
Nay, nay. The wav- to
agree with him just as the way to dispose of the hopeless
caseiS at Salem and Walla Walla and Elgin is to agree
with them. When vou visit the asvlum and meet a ven
erable personage who announces lie is the Duke of Well
ington and wants you to join his army, -do. you dispute his
assertion? Do you say, "My Dear Sir, the ''Duke'of Well
ington is' dead and his aririy Ls divst. You are entirely in
error." 1 ' -
No, no, that isn't the procedure. .You 'quite agree. Of
course he, is the Duke of Wellington, and how did he eiir
joy the battle at Waterloo, and when does he expect to
take tea with Napoleon."- That pleases Ills Grace, anif
with a few more pleasantries of a like nature you are al
lowed to go on your-way rejoicing. ;
So with Yogi. Quite 'right, quite right, Senator. You
have the idea exactly. And now if you have completed
your remarks, we trust you will not object if we call the
keeper. .
FRED ALTON HAIGHT ;
Teacher of.Pianb and Harmony -
' : SUMMJyt TERM . :
Specialist In the application of correct principles to each Individ
ual pupil, beginners or advanced. Privato lessons only. ' :
.Interesting courses In Piano and. Harmony and Music Compo-
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B, E. IIAXUY., Medford', Oregon.' ' '
in the senate.
President Wilson said, "Pres
. ;
dispose of Mr. Sherman is to
Phone 72
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SERBIA EXON
KBUXB. VrrUayl''.- Juno ' a'.
(French Wlreiviw Sorvlco.) An of
ficial toleRram to tlio Vienna (urvlKii
oftieo exonoratlllK Serbia from ra
snonsllilltty for the Surujovo mur
ilcr, una boon iniliUuiieu p.v Xixlmll
ian llardeu In tho liorllu ukunft
as ix part ot ttio uums of cvltleneo to
show liarniuii rcspotisllilllty for tlio
war. , , . . i . .
Tills toloKrum tlatml July 13, 1'IU I
states iilulaly that Iho Sorlilun ov
ernmunt 1ms no responsibility for the
milrder.
Tills document, llorr llurdcu suld,
was viuiculled and. ton (In.va Inter thu
ultimatum to Serbia was presented.
"Von DcthmaiipVltolIwoK may liavo
forRotten It." Herr Harden eitya. "but
this decision was liikon and regis
tered on July 6 beforo tlio knisty loft
for tlio north, ntul ha who hud to
choose 'between, war, and pence hud
already chosen war. A hundred mil
lion individuals wore thus deceived."
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