raxiE Tmm frfTCDFOTlD MATH TT?TBTTN"E, MEDFOfiTt. OREO OX, TUESDA Y, SEPTEMBER 12, "191(5 I1EDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE AW INDRPRNDKNT NEW9PAPRR. PUBLISHED EVKItr AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY BY THtfl MKUKOHD PU1NTINQ CO. Office Mall Tribune Building, 26-27-29 North Kir street; telephone 75. The Democratic Times, the Modford Mail, The Medford Tribune, The South era Oregonian, The Ashland Tribune, OBORQB PUTNAM, Editor, T " UBSOBIPTXOir BATXSI One yiv, by mim ........ . ......f 5.00 One m. th, by mall .60 Per mojth, dclivflrod by carrier In Mpilford. Phoonix, Jacksonville end Central Point - .60 Raturrtay only, by mall, per year 2 00 Weekly, per year , 1.60 Official Paper of the City of Medford. Official PuDer of Jackson County. Kntered ns second-clues matter at Medford, Oregon, under the act of Maxob I, 1879. PLAYING THE GREAT GAME Bworn Circulation for 1916 2461. Full leased wire Associated Press dispatches. EM-TEES A liOAKINO SON. (By Charles B. Drlscoll.) ' A lady-hog said to her pig: ( " "Tla time, my son, for you to dig! I'll not support you thls-a-way In Idleness another day. You've learned to squeal and kick . ia and Rriint; ': If you would have more grub, go hunt!" 1 That pig Bought food through rain ----- " and fog; llo grew to ho a noblo hog. :" A human son I know about 'u Hob plgglxh taBtn and hoggish snout, , Hut when hlB mother Bayfl, "My hoyy Although you aro my pride and joy, I have a hunch you ought to go And oarn a llttlo hit of dough," , He says, "Now Ma, lay off that stuff! I, It seems to me life's hard enough!" ', 1 ' If only that poor, patient Ma Would land a punch on Sonnle's Jaw, Or smash upon his heari a plate. When he strollB down to breakfast - - 'ate, . - (. Ho might get mad and earn a dlmo, it''1' And maybe a man sometime! , From every pig-sty we may loarn . This lesson', "He who eats must earn." , ' EXIT-AINKI). v" Halo Cramer was attacked at Hoyt- --'--' vll)e Saturday night and struck In the i head with a hammer. Mr. Cranior was In tho McCom'" hnnd, The Find lay Republican. -' ' ' ' 1 KOlXDINfl A c.uti:i:it. "i' "That wob a great speech you - made," sold tho enthusiastic frlond. "Do you think It will help me?" . asked Senator Sorghum. "Unquestionably. It may not have iv.uch Influence In public afaflrs, but it ought to get you an engagement v,lth any lecture bureau. " .-.. "I can't find any old clothes to put im on the scarecrow," said Farmor Corn- ti toasel. "- "you might use some of the fancy dudfe our boy Josh brought homo," suggested his wife, di "f'm tryln' to scare the crowaj I'm not, tryln' to make 'em laugh." ,' . . TKXDKlt IIKAItTS AMI CAIHl.lCi. 'Mrs. Allison has our sympathy In the Iosb of her cabbage patch, caused by water. Tho lllythevillo (Ark.) Courier. mv "When Joiich bought his now house It was with the express understand ing that he should hum a room nil of his own n den or study." . '"Ves. I know what you mean. 1M1 ' i ho Jet It?" "' "Yes, mid bis wife furnished It." "iiow " -" "With a sewing mnchino, a eutllft? table, two dressers, dummies, three ' sewing chairs and a full-length mir ror!" " A man may class his wife as a ,rii, bird of paradise during the honey moon and as u parrot later In the hv game. hWkTV IX MMIIdtS. "I have here," said tho agent, "a , , utensil that no housekeeper can uf- r ford to be without." "What It It?" asked the woman at rt tho door. " "It's a combined corkscrew, can- opener, pocket knife, screwdriver, lack hammer, class cutter, and " "Hold on a minute. 1 don't want one of those tilings." jc "Why not?" "ll.v keeping all thoso tools searalp 1 It is Impossible for my htisbnud 10 lose more tlinn ono at a time." TP HE year 191(1 will remain a most immemorial year in politics. In no previous stage of the history of the United States has the great game been so trickily played oy every protected interest wlncii is opposed to the inter ests of the common people. Such widely distant and diverse issues as the peace of i-jurupc mm ii'ijgioii in jiexico nave ueen aciuea as trumps 10 such cards as tne war between railway magnates and brotherhoods, suffrage, prohibition, preparedness, pros perity and platitudes. These are all carefully stirred to gether by adroit campaign speakers and then handed on to the consideration ot the intelligent voter. . Evidently the intelligence of the average citizen is at last actually on trial. Certainly it lias never before been put face to face with so hard a test. We are all honestly glad that this nation is not at war. Whether words or deeds have kept us out, no man really cares. We are grateful as a people for this era of extraor dinary prosperity. A presidential vote which will best prolong these two most excellent conditions will indicate that the people as a whole has the intelligence to eliminate foreign complica tions from internal issues, and has the. wish and ability to deal directly with problems involving the general wel- rare ot tne nation. To see through the cloud of foreign affairs and the smoke and log ot domestic differences will prove triumph of sanity for the average voter. It will prove that the masses have at last learned how to play the great game of politics successfully against the classes. THE MAINE ELECTION i'iti:i'.iti:iXKss. Rector (going his rounds) ' Fine pi? thai. .Mr. Dibbles; uncommonly fine!" Contemplative villager "Ah, yes, sir; 'If no was only all of tin as fit to die as him, sir!" TP HAT Maine lias gone republican is.almost as stimulat ing news to republicans as-Texas going democratic is to the democrats. Since 18;2 the democrats have never had a majority in a Maine election. The republican ma jority in 1904 was 3(5,807; in 1908, 30,584. In 1912 the combined republican and progressive vote had a majority of 23,92") over the democratic vote. In 1914 a democrat was elected governor, but received 15,0-18 votes less than the republican and progressive can didates. The progressive vote of 48,493 for Roosevelt in 1912 dwindled to 18,225 in the state election. The interest in the Maine election centered in what proportion of this 18,225 votes would return to the repub lican fold on national iss'ueg. The combined republican progressive vote of 1914 was 77,087. The highest vote for a republican senator in Tuesday's election was 79,308, showing a gain over the combined vote in 1914 of 2281. Hut the highest vote for a democratic candidate for senator was 08,273, as against a democratic vote of 02,039 in 1914, a gain of 6234, showing that part of the progressive strength went to the democrats. President Wilson was not ballotted noon, and there Is no doubt but that he is considerably strnnwr tlmn nnv member of his party, and even in hide-bound, stand -.at Maine, will poll a larger vote than anv of the lociil candi dates polled. In the November election there is not likely to be as large a vote polled as was in the state election--and Maine is still far from being sure in the Hughes column. A greater train of proirressive votes must ho mnilo W Mr. Hughes than shown in Maine to insure his election, for he must poll nearly all the progressives to win the presi dency. The same division of votes in the rcallv doubtful states, like Indiana and Illinois, insures the election of President Wilson. GOVERNOR ASKS $60,000 TO COVER STATE DEFICIENCIES SALEM, Sept. 12. After the moat bitter soBBlon of Its history a session during which Governor Withycombe charged Secretary Olcott and Senator Day with conspiring to cripple the flan industry, and Day In turn charged the governor with falsifying the emergency board adjourned at noon yesterdny without creating a single deficiency. The governor also charg ed that the secretary and Day were aided and abetted by the Portland Journal. The governor made the charge af ter Secrotary Olcott had read an opin ion from Attorney Ceneral Brown to the effect that the emergency board could not legally create a deficiency for the flax plant, and after Senator Day had questioned whether the board could legally create deficien cies totaling more than $50,000. The attorney general held that the board could not create a deficiency for the flax Industry, because It was neither a state department nor Institution. Governor Withycombe said that the flax failure, in addition to his other chargeB, was chiefly due to lack of co-operation on tho part of the pris on officials. He named the warden and deputy warden In particular, and said they did all they could to make the experiment a failure. Requests were made for funds for various purposes as follows: Flax 31u,000; state penitentiary mainte nance, $2,,000; state training school for boys, 10,000; state hospital for tuberculosis, JG0OO; for returning fugitives, $3000;. to pay supreme court reporter, J2000, making a total of $01,000. Day el ted a provision of the con stitution which prohibits the lending of the state's credit in a sum exceed ing $50,000, and questioned the au thority of the emergency board to act. E SHANGHAI, China, Aug. 12. (Correspondence of tho Associated Press'.) Chang Ynu Tseng, the new minister of justice has been arrested in connection with a gigantic opium smuggling case which threatens to disrupt tho cabinet and Involve many prominent men in China. Tho now minister camo to this city from Yunnan province with several members of parliament and other of ficials en route to Peking to partici pate in tho re-organization of the government. The party camo down tho Yungtso nnd was accorded the prlvllego of passing its hagguge with out examination. Humors of smuggled opium in tho baggugo of tho official party reached custom officers and a search was made when Minister Chang was ab sent. The trunks belonging to Min ister Change, it is alleged, contained 700 pounds of opium In addition to lnrge quantities In tho baggago of other members of the party, the total value being estimated at about $500, 000. The seizure was made In tho In ternational settlement and warrants for the arrest of the suspected men wero Issued by tho mixed court. Con sequently tho trial must bo borore ! a foreign tribunal, and tho Chlneso ! press takes the position that It will I bo extremely humiliating for high Chinese officials to be tried by a for eign court, especially for the Chinese minister of justice to be arraigned to such a charge. RECORD PRICE FOR CHEESE IS SEASON SHEBOYGAN,- Wis.,' Sent. 12.- Cheese reached the record price of 11) cents per pound on the Sliebovean call bun rd yesterday when 1321 long horns, the olCerings of nineteen fuc tones, sold at that price. It is the highest price ever paid for Wiscon sin cheese tit this tune of year, and according to prominent cheese deal ers is duo to the enormous demand from the European countries. INCREASE TODAY IN PARALYSIS EPIDEMIC NEW YORK, Sept. ' 12. An in crease in the infantile paralysis epi demic was shown in the department of health's bulletin covering the twenty-four hours ending at 10 a. m. today. There were thirty-eight new eases, ns compared with twenty-two in yesterday's report, nnd the number of deaths increased to eighteen today. Money By Wire To get money there quickly and to the right person is often vital. WESTERN UNION Money Transfer is the quickest, surest, safest means to send money anywhere for any purpose. THE WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH CO. Bell-ans Absolutely Removes Indigestion. One package proves it. 25c at all druggists VK V1IX X()V IthTKAT Ol'U SPKOtAI, XO, 1. ; - . ' l'K.Ml OlirilAIlD FOR SAU5. r t Ten acres near Phoenix, Vi mtlos from Medrord. good graveled road to Pacific highway, either north or east corner tract, beautiful view of ten valley, 1 miles from Pacific highway, five acres pears, tlx years old, ono acre Newtowns. good free soil, all fenced, house, hen house and well. -For immediate sale $1800. Title perfect and elear. Hood terms. If there Is n Ntt.-r buy In tho valley e want you to conic and tell as about It nnd e Mill Inner our price. HURD LAND & INVESTMENT CO. . 1 1 Jaefcwn t ouiily Itauk lluilding, Mellon!, Oregon s. Brown tells her grocer: "Please send me some tea-black tea" .; And he does! But Mrs. Brown, perhaps, doesn't realize that there are two distinii types of Hack tea; English Breakfast and Ceylon. And that she might like one better than the other. The way to choose tea is by taste. If you will send ten cents, we '11 mail you the Taste Packet the simplest, surest way to know good tea. The Taut Patht lontnini fiur farcAmyit tnvrhftt tf Schilling i Tin - Japan, Engluh Breakait, Ctym and Othngtnoughte make jivt ir six cupi of each tasti, tlddreii! A Schilling (it Company JJJ Senna" Street, San Franchct Schilling's Tea Sold through grocers only. Standard packages, S-tz and i-lb. WE'LL MEET YOU ATTHE Cowgirls,cowboysjndiajas,bronchos, ponies, wild horses and wild cattle and wild men all will be there to play and to thrill with their feats of skill and daring, You who know the Round'Up wc expect to see ; you who do not have our most cordial invitation. Remember wliere and tvlien PENDLETON SEPT.21'22'23 . LOW ROUND -TRIP FARES & 2 VIA THE OWRR&N UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM rut the General Passcnaer Merit PORTLAND TWO TRIPS DAILY BETWEEN MEDFORD and EAGLE ' POINT 8. H. Harnlsh's autq will leave Eagle Point at S A. M. and 1 P. M. dally, except Sunday; leave Medford 9 A. M. and 6 P. M. -Will call for passengers at hotels In Medford and hotels and business bouses In Eugle Point. PHOXB 8-X2 OR S-X3. Suits TO ORDER $25.00 UP Also Cleaning, Pressing and Altering 128 E. MAIN, UPSTAIRS RANDMcNALLY&CO. MAKERS OF MAPS for All the World "HICAQO NEW yORIC Rev. Wm. I. Sullivan Pastor of All Souls Unitar ian Church of Now York City, will deliver an Address AT StJark'sHall FRIDAY EVENING Sept. 15 At 8 o'clock 15. m. Good music. All invited. Butter Fat We want all the Butter Fat we can get and pay the Highest Market Price Bring in your Butter Fat or phone us and get prices we are paying. White Velvet Ice Cream Co. - Phone 481. 1 INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO, TIMS CARD. Leave Medford tor Asniand, Talent and Phoenix dally, except Sunday, at 8:00 a. m., 1:00, 2:00, 4:00 and BUS p. m. Also on Saturday at 11:16 p. m. Sundays leave at 8:00 and 10:30 a. m. and 1:00, 2:00, 6:30 and 9:30 p. m. Leave Ashland, lor Medfori dally, except Sunday, at 9:00 a. m 1:00, 2:00, 4:00 and 6:16 p. m. Alse on Saturday ulghts at 6:80 and 2:20. Sundays leave Ashland at 9 : 80 a. m. and 1:00, 4:30, 1:30 and 10:11 t Tfl. WESTON'S Camera Shop 208 East Main Street, Medford The Onlv F;Yclnim Commercial Photorraphers m ooutnero. Uregon Negatives Made any time ot place by appointment. Phone 147-J ... Well do the rest D WKSTOW. Pro JOHN A. PERL UNDERTAKER Lady Amlstjint 88 8. nVRTLETT I'houe M. 47a nd 47-J-2 AutOinnhlla !!... D i Ambulance Swrvlc, Coroner.