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MEDFORD MATT; TRIBUNE, ftfEPFORP, OftEflpy, TUESDAY, AITflrRT 1, 1910
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE
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OKUHU1S PUTNAM, Kdltor.
TIRlDKIPTIQlf BATEll
One y-a.r. ly inuiv .S.OO
One month, by mull 60
per month, uHlverfd by cnrrlr in
f.iilf.ini I'himritx- .luck M(m Villa
and Central Point - -SO
Rat unlay only, by mall, par year.. 2.00
WoBkly, per year - 1-50
Offtclnl Panor of tho City of Med ford.
Official I'nnnr of Jackson County.
Kii(r"d us nerond-nlnHM mattt-r at
Mndfordt Oregon, under the act of March
Hworn Circulation for 101C 2468.
Kiill ieuHed wlro Associated PreM die-palclifcfl.
A COMIC OPERA MONARCH
EM-TEES
"I'll bo mighty glad when my lioy,
Josli, gets back home," said Farmer
Corntossel.
"You need hi in around the farm?"
"I should Bay so."
"Is ho such a wonderful worker,"
' "I wouldn't think of UHkin' Josh to
work."
"Then why do you need lilm?"
"Tho hired man's put tin' on so
much airs that there ain't hardly no
Hvin' with lil in. Josh Is the only
person that ever eomo around here
that kin heat him jilayin' checkers."
('undid opinion.
Theodosla What do think of my
friend?
Theodore Tho only think he had
In hlH head was a clgarct, mid that
was going out.
Never Judge women and cigars by
their wrappers.
Mrs. Hnnkln When It comes to
resourcefulness, you can't heat Mrs.
Aniley."
Mrs. Phyln "Whnt. do you mean?"
Mrs. Itankln "When she wants to
scrub her front porch, sho rastenB
a couplo or brushes on tho feet of
her little hoy, Willie' and lots him
protend ho Is roller Bltatlng In the
soapsuds."
...
;oiX(i to tiiu snow?
From tho casual surveys of the
BtroctH and lintel porches, ono is con
vinced that the forthcoming style
show will be one-fourth stylo mid
tl rec-fourths hIiow.
...
(Mr. Manley "My dear, I've had
my life Insured for $5,0011."
Mrs. Manley "How very sensible
of you! Now 1 slia'n't have to keep
telling you to bo so careful every
place you go."
KAISKIi ILIIhL.U is almost as prolific in lionilms
tic prtit'liimatioiiH as our own Colonel. Tliey read
likii manifestos of medieval monarelis with the vandal
ism of Altilla the linn substituted for the saving grace of
romance and chivalry.
The Kaiser with his divine destiny and partnership
with the alniightv, with his iron cross rewards for human
slaughter and tinsel decorations of glory, with uut'd'sea
find aerial campaigns of terrorism, with his wauoncss and
destruct ion and science prostituted for harharism is almost
as much of an anachronism in the enlightened twentieth
centui'v as Mark Twain's Yankee at King Arthur's Court.
Last week the Kaiser issued a self laudatory address
to liis troops bewailing the fact that he could not personally
indulge in murder in the trendies. Jt read as lollows:
It is the most poignant grief of my life that 1 am unable to take a
more active part in this war.
I could take my place with the youngest of you, and I promise that I
would leave my mark on the enemy. Hut the Inscrutable Almighty has
willed otherwise. Into my care has been committed by dlvino destiny
the leadership of our country, Its armies and Its forces on land and sea.
Tho burden of thinking and deciding and leading has been hard
upon me. and realizing this, I know that my life must not ho risked
In the foremost line of battle where :ny feelings, if unrestrained, would
carry mo cwirtly.
My life must be conserved carefully for the welfare of Germany In
order to carry out duties assigned to me by divine appointment.
Can it. he that the divine destiny which litis ciiinmitted
to the kaiser's cart' the armies and navies, is not sufficient
to protect his partner in the trenches or anvwhere cist
hither the kaiser is ol little Jaith or there is sonic other
reason whv lie does not take the chances he forces millions
of others to take.
The kaiser's latest proclamation to liis armv and navv
reads like the lines ot a (nlbert and Sullivan s comic opera
Go yo heroes! Go to Glory. ,
Go ye dio In combat gory!
Yo shall live In song and story,
lio to Immortality!
Unfortunately the world is not witnessing a eoniii
opera in this war hut it is witnessing the kaiser play the
part ol a comic opera hero almost the only tunny thing
in this greatest ol earth s tragedies.
PROGRAM OF MEDFORD BAND
CONCERT IN PARK TONIGHT
Tho weekly concert will ho provid
ed by the Medford citizen's band un
der (lie leadership of llandmnster
Kowland at the City park tills even
ing, commencing at S. In response
to requests tvo favorite numbers are
programmed Tor this evening's con
cert, Kiigleinan's well known "Mel
ody of I.ove" and tho sympathetic
"Valso Modornto" by Gordon llavson.
"The Druids Prayer." The program
Is as follows:
March, "Good Fellowship" Dalley
Popular, "Klllarney My Homo"
(lahin
Overture, "Hoyal Pageant". .Barnard
Characteristic. "ICgyptla" Olnian
Concert valso "The Druids Prayer"
' Davsou
I Hy request.)
Ttevorle, "Melody of I.ovo".. Fugleman
Topulnr, "Kerry Mills" Mills
Miurh, "Pulled Hmblein" Drown
Star Spangled llanner.
N0f!DWICK NAMED AS SCHOOL
BOARD MEMBER AT MEETING
FORECLOSURE DECREE
(Omuls 1'uxs Courier.)
A decree in foreclosure nnd order
of Mile wim entered bv the circuit
Mirt of this district and placed on
record this morning in the case of
Herbert Smith, trustee of the Jose
phine irrigation nnd Power company.
gainst the Chic;ie:o-Ro:ue Uiver
oiniany. Attorney l'reil A. Williams
represented the trustee in the npjili-
at ion for the issuance of the de-
roe. The ease has been pendiii'.' in
the court for more than two veers.
'nder tilt terms of tin; decree the
amount involved is 4!, 000 due the
liickholdcrs ill (he original Josephine
mgtition company and $1,(10(1 trus
tee's fee nnd $",(Hlfl ntlo'iiey'.s fee.
It is stipulated, however, Hint those
foes are to lie paid only ill case the
property involved is redeemed by the
lefendnnts. If this should revert to
the original owners through beim; bid
in by the claimants, then the fees to
be allowed the trustee and the attor
ney shall lie such amount us is agreed
upon hy the trustee and the original
stockholders. If no agreement can
he arrived at hy these parties, three
arbiters shall he named in the usual
way fornamin;; such boards to ad just
the matter and to determine whether
the payment shall be in in cash or in
securities.
THE CRY FOR BLOOD
IT UlsDRhDS ol guardsmen at the bonier are acting
AX wisely in taking advantage ot the order to release
t hem to go home to care tor dependents. J ins opera nourte
was has no place1 lor possible sintering or non-combatants.
Oregouian editorial ol: -July -list.
Ivead the above carefully, for it, embodies the mature
views ol: the brave and bloodthirsty war editor who keeps
the safe distance of over erne thousand miles from the
possible war zone. It is the epitome of thought of that class
of brazen mouthed patriots who in the hour ol their conn
try s danger, would prove their love ol: the J lag by send
ing a substitute alter being dratted.
It embodies the sentiment ol the little cur that runs at
the first sign of danger, hut returns that it may bark loud
ly at the dead cnemv when slain by the fearless mastiff.
The writer of the above believing firnilv that it is better
to be a live jackass with feet under the mahogany editorial
table, than a dead American soldier in an unmarked gravi
is undoubtedly disgusted, lie wants action deeds, not
words,
"What is (lit! use of a. war where no tine is killed ? "What
are soldiers for if not to kill and get killed ? "What is there
for the jackass to brav about if there is to be no slaughter
of American youth ? His demand is for real war killing,
wouudinir. suffering, dving. Jle wants fbi blood of tin
American soldier to sprinkle in the faces of the voters o
this country, 1o make a few votes for Hughes.
IF!
OF H. L. ECKLOFF
liundolph J. F.i-klolT of I.uiiinir, Ne
vada, has written to I lie Mail Triln
asking assislance in locating his
brother, Howard I.. KcklotT, whom he
heard from in Medford October 1 St h
List.
'flic lellcr reads us follows:
"I have Insl u brother. The last
wind I had from him was in Medford
on Oil. IS !.it. lie niav have been
silled on the railroad or sumo other
way may have been arrested for
siillll'lllill.
His name is Howard I,. Kekloff. 24
years old. r, feel 11':., in,.h,.s tall,
blue eyes, in-own curly hair, wore a
Inn suit and a uiackinaw coat, weight
IliO pnniuU. No trace of him since
Oct. IS! Anvlhim,' you can do will
certainly be appreciated liv his heart
InokiT mullu-r and brother."
PLAYiFORiEDITORS
Tin stnlo ciliturinl nssocijitioti will
lie resiled with n concert !,v the Ash
ltniil liiiiul nuiiinentetl by several Med
ford iiniMciiiiis duritiir the enterhiin
metit which has been provided for til
'visitors for Friday evening in Kithia
park. The concert which the Ash
ntiil bund usually jrives on Wednesday
evening lias been postponed until Fri
day this week on account of the edi
tors visit. Heports from Adilnm
Mate that that city is preparing to
to their share of the entertainment
of tiie -.tale scribes in the finest stvl
f u liteJi they nre capable.
Vernon T. MotKi henluirbor, a mem
nor of the faculty of Klamath eount
high school for the hM two years,
has resinned his position to accept
the principnlfdilp uf tbp Washington
grammar school ot Medford. .le nlsc
will bave rhnrp' of the Junior litnh
pcbool to be established In .Medforo
this tall.
'Mr, MotHchcnl'aehcr Is now attend
ing Kiimmer .school at the t'ntverslty
of Oregon, ile n graduate of lhai
Institution, and of the Klamath Kails
Mfch school. Ill new position Ik con
sidered a hi advancement over the
one In the local school.
Jle will takp tho place .of P. II.
Dally, who was promoted to prtm ipal
of the hi(;h school.
At a meet Inn of the pcbool board
Saturday H. O. Nordwb k wan named
to fiU the vacancy caused by the ivh
Jgnutluu of IMicrtor .1. W. Meriian.
STCAMER BRINGS $400,000
GOLD FROM ALASKA
SKATTI.K, Wash., Aug. t. Tho
steamidiip Northwestern, which nr
rived from Monte, Alaska today,
t'roin:ht $ mo.non hi cold bullion.
PLAN SPECIAL TRAIN TO
WEED FOR BALL GAME
Manager lirevaril of the baseball
team Is muklnK nn effort to securo
special train from this city for the
same at Weed, next Sunday. A can
vnsa wilt l)t started today to secure
1;M) fans willing to Ro, at $2.S" for
the round trip. It la not expected
that there will bo any difficulty hi
securing this numher. Weed will
play a murn game In this city at an
early date.
Why Smokr Hit Ci;nrn
When I.a (Innda.q arfl only lno
8H
i x' y
riQuienrjnena
Beauty and Grace After CKHflirtK
Many women nro 'rtlsheartenM by the fear ot losing
their graceful tiirure by childbirth. Hy ulnr 4,Mo!her's
Friend" the natural beauty will he preserved and nuwt f
IH-vnu-wi itr- imnirnin m "Minorr r Mi'liil T0 mill Cf'V llfJi-
t ini'iit. ttiu pr.-iriiijr it fur the awful utrrvln with pwr. (t It
I FRU BOOK im
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10 WILSON LEAGUE
At the reiiiet of II. d. Harry of
,1'ortlniid, slate orpinizcr of the Wil
,son league, u sjieeial meetin.if of the
finance and organization coinmiltecs
of tlie Medford league was held ill
the office'of Attorney (1. V. Cherry
Monday for the purpose of naming
delegates to the state conference of
AVoodrow Wilson lcnt:ucs, which is to
he held in Portland August "th and
Hth for the pnriiose of perfeetinir a
slate organization of Wood row Wilson
leagues.
The following members of the Med
ford league were named a.s delegates:
W. K. l'hipps, Miss Dot llerry, W. II. !
Cannon, Judge W. K. Crews, Newton
W. Horden, Col. Cleorge Minis, II. I).!
Howard, Win. M. Campbell anil Miss
Marian i. Towne.
Absolutely. Removes
Indigestion. One package
proves iu zoc ai an uruggibis.
JOHN A. PERL
UNDERTAKER
es s. hartijKtt
Phone M. 47u ml 47-J-3
Automobile Hearse Service.
Ambulance Service. Coroner.
"ELKS TO HOLD PICNIC ON
ROGUE RIVER NEXT SUNDAY
The annual picnic of the ElkB
lodge will be held at Kelly's Island
next Sunday, the chief fnaturo or the
day belnn a fish fry, under the direc
tion of Chris (lottlleb. There will be
a program of .sports and speaking and :
a general good time. Four hundred
or five hundred Elks will he present
at the great outdoor event of t;ie
lodge for the year. The preliminary
arrangements ot the picnic are now
under way.
He's cured our gouts and indigestions by picturing the
"Foolish Questions," that idle gents are always asking;
and in his genial humor basking, we can forget a while
the sorrows that seem to threaten our tomorrows.
I his Uoklberg is so dad-blamed
funny he makes all human life
more sunny; when you are look
ing at his drawings you cease your
frettings and your pawings, and
just lean back and grin and chortle,
and say, "His fun is more than
mortal." His wit is sure an end
less bloomer, and naught can stay
his flow of humor. As he main
tains his pictured joking, the rich
Tuxedo he is smoking. No doubt
while plying his vocation, he finds
in that an inspiration, like count
less others, who, as winners, find
"Tus" as useful as their dinners.
R. L. GOLDBERG
Creator of ''Fooiiah Qutt
tions," "I'm Iht Cuy,"
ft'-jvie Cartoon, mtc.
"I f:ti J in Tuxsdo a goci
tobacco. lis fragrance and
flavor arc fin. I uxt U rc$u
larhj und endorse it highly to
alt my friends ' '
a:
EwiniTs Gun Store
Removed to
121 East Main Street
(Ritter & Dunlap Building)
This Is Fishing Season
SteelheadsAreTakingtheFly
If there is anything you need with
which to catchffish and 1 haven't
it in stock, you don't need it.
Most Complete Line of Sports
men's Goods in Southern Oregon
Remember the New Location
121 East Main
Ritter & Dunlap Building, Medford
Ewmg s ton Store
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ORDER YOUR
The demand is heavier than we
will be able to supply, and those
ordering later may have to wait
Touring:
Car
Runabout
$360
$345
F. 0. B. Detroit
Add Medford freight, $53.25
c.
E. GATES
Sparta Building
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