i itt totoftiJ fimn rftTtfuro, mrdfoud, oedox, tttfrsday, may 2.-), 1010 -u- fH 3 .V Z :.! JZ (iaixmmj etsixu TBnjuivnft AN INDKPENnRNT NKWSI'Al'Elt. I'UJM-lSl IHI1 KVimV AFTEltNOON nXf'KI'T Hl'NUAY HY TUB MBUrUHU riilNTINO CO. OUIm Mull Tribune nodding. 21-17-20 North Fir street, teli-plione "6. The Democratic Times, (lie Medfonl Mull, The Medfonl Tribune, The youth ern Oragonlun, The Ashland Tribune. OKOHQ1C PUTNAM, Kdltor. BDBScnirrion iiatebi One ytnr, by ml un yfo en 3n month, by tnall ler month, delivered tov carrier In MadfDN. Phoonlx. Jacksonville na central roint so z.no 1.(0 Official Pur of the Cltr of Medfonl. j-aper or .i Benson uminiy. Saturday only, by mall, per year.... nKir, per year .. Offleial Bntered nn second-etnas matter at Medford, OreKon, under the not of March . J 117V. Mworn Circulation for 191J 1416. Fall leased wire Associated l'res ills-paten. EM-TEES vith r.iinv. Flo won of springtime, Hoses rod. Hwoot mlKtioriftto, Carnations, Honeysuckle, on tlio vino, Jockey Club on (ho linridkurohldf Art all HMcudlni'ly odnrlfdrou, lllit Thoy lmvo notblnn on Thu liiillwuy or a "Light liouuokoopliiR" roetnlm: house. " ' Xot IfTlicy "llusl." Illm. Dear U. I). 1C AVould you mind If I vunturod to mil I'orslilrus's expedition Into Mux leo a VillHbutortluJt party, or do puna annoy you7-Htnllu. ViiudcvlllliiulcN. "You'ro hk lirava as mi outlaw." "lonio of tliout aren't so bravo." "Ono I mat In tho west whh. I Id held thu sheriff's lmssa at bay for Nitron ttnya. The bandit was in a nittlintuln cave and thu hardar thu aliorlfr triad to get him out (lit loan tweees lit bad. And thu bandit bald UUt fur it weak." "Impossible! Without food?" Ht)ul he had rood. Ila drank milk." "U'kara die ha gat tha milk?" "Hh had tha ahar1f('M goat." 'lit Ultliimlo le.liiilst! Wa knw a cheerful eoul who has already egttn to predict that we're ggiBC ( hava a hard wlntar. Ml ixtH mm that glrlT" "fw, and aba'a certainly some jrl. fret ir aha baa a friend." "Wlujt fori" "Ifttr j'H." Marlon and Moor. Wliaio lbi Trull auU M. I Word want aouth to hunt for wuhM Tuesday, but found himself at Knnsws City before b a roturnad home. I'lMlfbarg (Mo.) Loader. A llMtb'a N't minx. Tha night was dark; low hung tha a6M. Bwaat laabal attd Mr. IHta, tgHtkar went eaHoalug. l'aar Mr. 1hh had la hU haad no bralna, but OMlf whaals of lead, and so ha alartad watlug. wat laabal was dlffldant. Una Mttllad, but aborad away tha gant, aa always Is kHMXMiiMg. Young Ihwm graw buM by Imiw and bounda. (l waighed 110 imuada) llnr haart was (aat sueauMibhig! Tha lovar. In aiouas of glaa (no HtttlM what a boob was ba!) sulllad uut his soul's devotion, and as ha sptUad ho rookad tha boat. Juat Ilka a aaU-wlt uanuy-goat, with staady, aiakly mottoM. "I'll rock tha boat until you say you'll marry ma, and uauta tha day!" Sfl SPaka this allty bouudar. 8ha vary tfaitlr KMdad him; (though ualther oHt of thaw could swim) thu boat baguH tu (louudar- Thay gurglad twlM whtla going down, and ha for got Is) art the down TIiuh audad tha., thalr wooing. You'll flud a Ion to rock tha boat, an laabal to ba tha goal, whoravor tuore'a canoalug Uharlas H. Urli.HjU. nplIK "nivnnrcdiifss" nai'.'ulcs in Xi-w York and else- where arc reminiscent of tile "jirosperity" parades of the MeKinlev eannmiifn. Thrv show without (piestion that the employers and the ruling plutocracy are in J'uvor itata.aii 1 ii i t oi nillliarism tuui a large unity aim navy iur uie aggressive extension of territory and trade. Many of the pnrndei's are, of eoui'se, sincere advocates of a moderate preparedness for national protection. Al most everyone is. Hut the inspiration of the parades is the sinister desire of the Jcav who seek plunder by an imperial nolicv. Employers in New York ordered their workmen to march, on penalty ol losing .'i day s wages. ( oercion was carried to even a greater extent in the campaign of 1896, when factories were closed and hankers put on the screws to scare and force toilers to vote as they dictated upon threats of unemployment and hunger. The power of the few is even greater today than twenty yen's ago. Our ruling plutocracy can bring on a panic whenever it desires witness the panic of 1893 to force the restoration of high tariff, the panic of 1907, to scare the president into permitting the steel trust to absorb a rival, the industrial depression of 191.'$ to restore popular ex ploitation. AVar means a golden harvest for the powerful few; militarism, scarcely .smaller profits, hence we see "preparedness" capitalized, as a political issue and the might and power of Wall street's influence used to force it upon the nation. A navy is an offensive rather than a defensive weapon. I fence the clamor for the world's greatest navy is not for defense, but; oflense. A great army is not needed to pro ject the nation from imaginary foes, but it is needed if tho United States is to follow in the footsteps of decadent feudalism and try to rule the world by force in order to enrich our trusts not only a great army is needed, but the greatest, hence the effort to enforce universal military training. , Ah offensive preparedness has become a political issue through the dictates of big business, we will probably be treated to a repetition of the compulsion of the MeKinley campaign and the coercive parade revived throughout the land to influence popular opinion. Bombast will flaunt as patriotism and militarism strut as "Americanism" fine phrases used to enthuse the feeble-minded. men, a border stopped for noon day Itinch.nt n sjirltiK lu n Rlutle lomo six or night miles northeast Of where .loo I)lo was last seen allvu, and while oatlntf. Ills doR that was prowling around near by brought In a bono that was ovldcntly a part or u human sltoleton. A further search round many more human bones, enough to Justify the belief that 6ni person had dlod thoro years berore. So further search was mndo, and as the nkull was not found the Iden tity or tho remains was never deter mined. In fact, I do not think any ono ever attempted to connect this find with the disappearance or Joe Dlos, as IiIb caso uas Ions? since for Botten. Whether these human remains were those or Joe Dies, the descrip tion or tho place he met his death, toKothcr with tlic realistic description or his wanderings and final demise made a lasting impression on at loast ono or the audience. The ract that nulthor tho doctor nor his subject had ever hoard or the case nor know any or tho partios thereto, were Ignorant or tho country so accurately doscrlbetl, together with tho mnnnor or tho narrator, contain ed at least one of tho audience In n boiler In occult powers that tho fifty odd years of strenuous life that has olnpsed, has railed to shako. Whether tho sequel oxplalns con vincingly tho query "What bocamo of Joe Dies?" tho reader can form his own opinion nfter a perusal or this true narrative. O. A. STHAUNS. - SECOND LARGEST METHODISTS KEEP NAVY WANTED BY &0.P. CONGRESSMEN BARS UP AGAINST COMMUNICATION. The reiioinination of Hen AV. Olcott by a majority ap proximating 20,000 is a severe blow to Governor Withy combe's republican machine. The issue was clearly drawn the man or the machine, and the man won. Once again the Oregon republicans have shown that they will not tol erate machine politics. MM ,MAXY IK MWIKOKIl TltV arMI'MO W.XTt'UK Many Motford people ur- surprta ad at tho QD1CK action of simple ttuakthorn bark, glyoarlne, etc, aa mix la Adiar-1-ka. This simple ram 4y acta on DOTH tha upper uud low or toowol. ratnovlng such surprising foul matter that OKB ai'OONKlU. rallovaa almost ANY CA8K conatli a tion, sour stomach or gaa. A few Phe great ina.joritv given the bond amendment has convinced everybody, except some members of the city council, that the citizens of Medfonl are in earnest in their effort to secure a railroad. It remains to be seen whether these couiiciliuen think they are superior to the people or not. Bert i. Greer, editor of the Ashland Tidings, loudest advocate of the recall of the county court, is reaping poetic justice by being recalled himself as member of the mineral springs commission. Those who fight with the recall, nerisii n.v u. What'Became of Joe Dies? A Tnio Story tr I'Ioiumt ltiis of Southern Oregon by ). A. Stearns. I Continued Kroni Friday ) (Conclusion) At laat tha gloom of tha forest aama to braak; Ihera Is light ahead, and tOHards It his footsteps hasten. Ila aulars an opening in tha forest, a glade where at una slda (here ap pears a grove of small quaking aapoua and somtt willows. Without season ing, ha aweiiui to aansa tha praaanee or water aud rushes tutu tha thicket and thare, close to a bunch of wil lows is a rlaar spring or pool of water. Hushing forward, ha throws himself prone ou bis stomach aud plunging his fare luto tha rold water ha gulps it In huga draughts, ou!) removing his fare to draw a breath than plunges It In again. Why, oh why! eaunot aotua one raatraln hliu. vthy cannot ha realtsa his danger In thus gorging himself Kith cold water! Alas! Whau It seams impossible (hat ha could coutaln no mora ha la aalsad with romutslona. Oh my Hod! what pain, what torture! Con vulsion alter convulsion racks his frame: ha rolls over and over on tha ground lu hla agony. Clradually his struggles grow lass uutll finally ttltn one long ronvulshe shudder ha becomes still. Ila la still foraver' Tha pure awaat water ha so cravad has brought ou a rfengaatlve chill that ended Ida life. There ou tha are) grans beueath tha quaking aspens, ba sleeps his last sloop. The subject draw a long sigh ud remained silent. The audiaura a bich Im remained spellbound during tha rtvltal. began to stir and tulk. Tha doctor cime forward and sftai- re moving the enveloping bandjuea from the subjects head and ees disclosed htm apparently lifeless and It was not until ba had made many psts over his fare that he finally drew a long braath a of relief aud opened his eyes. Tha lecture was rourluAed bv fot m Ing a class D some ibxen or moio, of the uudleiue wh&caine aud o.u I tested (hem one by one as (o their Nuscepdblllty to tha mesmeric In fluence. Two or the class ha round to ba good subjects ami caused them to go thru some very amusing per formances, much to tha delight of the others, but much to their surprise and chagrin after they wore released from the Influence and learned or their performances. The audience was than told that the lecture Has at au end, and nearly every ono latt with a reeling that there was some thing unaccountable and m canny In the exhibition ot tha clairvoyant now era or tho doctor's subject. Had not the season or snow fall rendered fur ther aaareh for Jim Dies Impossible for that rail, there would have been no trouble lu raising a large party to go out in tho Dead Indian country aud follow up tha description or tha 'locality of his death to ascertain how mui'h or little truth there was In tha subject's realistic description. Tha firing on Fort Sumpter fol lowed soon after this lecture aud auserlug Lincoln's call for volun teers, llobart Taylor. Jamas Kimball and Jamas lloxla enlisted in Oregon's drat regiment for three years or dur lug tha war, aud amidst the exeltlug and tragic events of that long war, Joa Dies was forgotten, or at least all search lor him was given up. Oua rumor had it that Or. Colwall. who formerly prescribed tor Joa, claimed to have seen Joa Dies tn San Fran cisco somo years later. That he met him ou tha straat and accosted him. calling hlin by name, but only raeatv ed a Ulan', stare lu return. This tala neems utterly Improbable, but Shons one of those uumerous cases of mis taken identity. As a sequel to tha above; some ftrtot'it or twenty years later, after the lad Indian country had been fulrh w II fettled l cattle aud sheep t:.Jl "!!!- I -l-l1 I J II II Jg dose often relieves or prevent au. pendlcitta. A short treatment helps. nown Tont benches anundfr tho i chronle stomach trouble. Tha IN- doctor's direction gased fUedl ui 8TANT, easy action of AdWr-l-ka lc M)M,. ohiri t 1uM lu one hiitf for omo ftMouislilnK 1- H llStWlu.-. Drun 1 title, n or tw lit iiiinun- lil tin- tSUt Adv. K-' JdiitUii wmt am it. d I'n iu'. .itt.t JOHN A. PERL XJNDBBTAKKR Lady A.viltut kr H, IUUTLK1T l'honc St. 4? and 47-JI , AKtliulanc tfenrU? Onroaac To tho Kdlter: Toot, toot, tool, toot, toot! Train ntnrtiiif ! Wo nil have It'tini etl tin Higiinl from the SliHxtn limited, which oos like a thief in the nifiht elsewhere. The limirl of Met ford lias spoken. Wo want to be shown. Hullis or any one who can contract to deliver will bit hoard; but the work of Ruliis up penis to the iieoplt", it litis been sub stantial and 1'iivoriiiK to local people not chiirocturizi'd by p.vro-pnou-unities or lunniiiia-mnuauu. He lias not asked for $.'100,000 "with no slriiiKS to it". It is now up to him to propose it ilufiuilo contract for tho people to approve, n contract prom ising definite results ou definite stan dards. They probably fan itiidor Mtiiml them, even if some doubt the ability of the people to do so; but any eighth Ktiulo xchool hoy can under stand it contract for definite results if there are no jokers in it, and the publicity it will be u;icu will insure uirtiiiist them. The main thing is dial Medfonl must bt1 made a onmiietitivc point on the map, nml kept so. II. Y. WATT. WASHINGTON", Mny :.'. Itvpiih lienn members of the house naval af fairs committee in n minority report submitted to the house today, de nounced thu $2.11,000,000 nnval ap propriation hill reporlud by the major ity, as wholly itiHduuate mid tirjred more liberal allowance-! to make thu I'liited Slates imvy second grunt ct in the world. The minority charged that I lie nmjoiity report ignored opinions of naval cxK1s and rccoiii mendatioim of Secretary Daniels and was based on n compromise between interests which wanted no additional niivnl protection, and those which wanted only n flight ihcreaso. The republicans jouominundod that the bill provide for two tlreudniiuglita omitted by the reported measure, ix battle cruisers Inxtouil of, five, fifly coast defense submarines instead of twenty, .f.'l,.'l)0,()00 for aircraft in--leail of $2,000,000, still greater in crease in personnel, creation of n na tional defense council, nml means for rushing the building program bv us ing more than one shift of workmen daily. The report iiiggests that two driiiidnaiights he built affording to the plans now ready for thu Califor nia uud Tcnnes-ce, so that all might be finished simultaneously. Tho hill should provide, the report declares, for the full number of men roiiircj on n pence luisi aud should author ire the president to order tit his dis cretion enlistment of mii-1i addition;) men as the navy might need, not to exceed the 8H.702 recommended by the general board. CARD PLAYING it E" IS A BAUATOO V SPRINGS, X. Y May 25. The Methodist general confer ence louay rarused by a vote of I3." to 300 to remove from the discipline ot the church thu clauso which pro vides the pcutluy of expulsion for church members who play cards, danco and attend tho theater. M,oro stringent regulations regard, ing the romarrlagc by Methodist min isters of divorced porsons are pro vided lu a report submitted by the commlttue on tho state or the church. Tho church nover has recognized any cause Tor dlvorco except adultery and has always forlilddun rc-uiarrlage In any caso whero a divorced wiro or htiHband Is living. Uy tho proposed chango a minister who porforinn such a marriage Is guilty of maladminis tration and Is' to bo hold answcrablo to his conference. Tho total abstinence by Methodist church members from the uso ot to bacco Is urged In another report which status; "We record our solemn Judgment that the habitual uso or tobacco Is a practice out ot harmony with tho best Christian life." (Polygamy and tho social evil nro condomued by tho committee on tem pernnce aud public morals. The en forcement of laws prohibiting the former Is urgod. Regarding the social ovll the com mittee asserts that neither segregn tlon nor punishment by rines Is a remedy. The community should of riclully expel and disperse vice. It continues, and the state should pro vldo Industrial settlements for the mentally deficient and an honest place In society for those mentally capable. Why Suffer With Backache, Kidneys or Hheuhatish Ifllw? Mlr TtiU of lAme4oocfd-f(r Prttxrivtion. Mir l?et'teri If I can do any good In i V worhl f..' other-, I wish to do It, and I feci that it ii my ditty to writo about ihe wonderful results 1 received from tho ie of " Aimrtc." 1 was suiferlng front Udniy nml bludddr troubles, scalding rine backache and rheumatism, and feet and ankles T swelled so that at times I old not walk without assistance. Had taken several different kinds of kidney remedies but all failed. I sent fr a bot of Dr. Pierce's newost did corV "Annrlc," which 1 received by mallTn uWotfonn. f .1 jwon-o t bet cr and sra.wnvlncod that this (Wtiular now medicine s goixl. I wlsn w reu ommend It to tny neighbors and own, body sulIeriiMi frotn "cUTtrS"?.'??,v Mits. W. J. SAJtQUST. Nete: You've all undoubtedly heard nf the i famous Dr. P crco and his well known uedlclnos. Weil, this prescrip tion Is one that has .been successfully used lor many years by the physic ana SS poclallsta at l)r. W,flIn" Hotel and Surleal Institute, of It iralo, N. Y., for kidney comp alnte. aud dls oases arising from disorders of the kld noys and bladder, such s backu-he, weak back, rheumatl-in. droiay. ooiigi. tlon of tho kidneys, liiliammatlon of tho bladder, scalding urine, and urinary troubles. . UP to this ume, a nc u - tsirsuaslon of many patients and tho , Increased uemanu ior..iini "u.vl". " - i...i 'Civlnf ll,vtir 1'lercH lias UIIUIIV decided to put It Into tho drug stores o this country wlthlu iu.nii.diaU) roach of 0 Klrapfyudi for Doctor I'lorco's Anurlo Tablets. There can bo no Imitation. Kvery package of "AnurlClssuro to bo Dr. Pierce's. You will llnd tho signature on the itaeltago Just as you do on Dr. Pierce's favorite Prescription, tho evor famous ftlund to ailing women, and Dr. Plorcu's Uoldun Miillcal Discovery, proven by yoars to bo the greatest gen. iral tonic and recoiiHtructor for any one. bosidus buiutf tho bwt bluou-makor kiiuwu. DINNER at GREECESTANDSPAT FOR NEUTRALITY The photo play makers apparently hired all the Annette Kellermans In tho world boforo starting out to make thulr film production of "Pndlno." It required more than half a hundred "perrect models" to pose this drama or the deep, and every one or those! IllCltl.IN. Ma 2Ti. It Is reported "perfects" had to be nil expert swim- 'from Athens, the Overseas Xews CHARLES SWEF.NEY NEAR DEATH; HEART TROUBLE PORTLAND, Or., Mnv 2'.-The condition of Charles Sweeney, million aire mining mun of Ss)kane and Portland, who Iihk been nt a local hospital for several inoiilhs suffeiiug from hewrt trouble, was ut it precar iously low ebb early today. His phy sicians staled that death might come at auv moment. Members ol u fam ily were summoned last week from Spokane and New York. mar, au accomplished diver and soma thing of an actor before she was signed up as a mermaid Impersonator. "Hiullne", the Herman mythological tale of tha nymph whom the gods do creed had to marry a mora man to atone for the sins ot liar mother, a re fractory nymph. Is tha attraction that arrived yesterday nt the Page theatre tor a two day run. llelng a story of the sea and of nymphs Mr. Otto baa been bold en ough to make his character approx imate the conception of tha average mind na to what constitutes a nymph as that average mind' is taught by artists and writers to picture It. While It Is true these denizens of the deep are not clothed lu overalls It cannot be said "Piullue" Is a subject children should not seo. agencv says, that Count A. Dellos darl, tho Italian minister to (ireaca and O. aulllenilu, the French min ister have been recalled by their gov ernments because of tho failure of their efforts to obtain permission for the transportation or Serbian troops through Urecce. The entente allies endeavored vain, ly to persuade Greece to iter in It them to transport tha Serbian army at Cor fu, a Creek Island off tha west coast, overland to the Salonlkl front. The were reported to have threatened to-l employ forcibly means but (ireece announced In London recently that an amicable settlement had been reached and that there would be no Infringement or the neutrality of (Ireece. FRIDAY EVE MAY 26 Hours 6 to 9 p. m. TABLE D'HOTE 75 cents A. A. ( HISIIOKM, Prop. F) Soils (P .1 SO MUCH EASIER, TOO! ELROD MXER SAYS IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE SWIM WITH A BIG SPLASH, INSTEAD OF GIVING TANGO TEAS, DIV- INTO ANY STORE WITH A NICKEL AND BOB UP WITH A PACK O 0&WBSkk iii . . UPTf ttfiOWfigSJ R'L JXXViSaa, W COUPON IN U UP j SlifeS EACH PACrtAOB for YAir 5$ Y& tfP TO ORDER $25.00 UP Also Cleaning, Pressing and Altering 128 E. MAIN. UPSTAIHS Medford House Movers VK MoVF. HOUSES. BARNS. GARAGES, MACHINERY, ETC. Phone 488-M 612 S. Newtown. 737 W. 14th St. I.NTUltl ItltAN Al'TOOAJt CO. Tl.MIC CAItl), Leave Medford tor Asnlaad, Talent and Phoenix dally, except Sunday, at 8:00 a. m.. 1:00, 2:00, 4:00 and 8:15 p. in. Also on Saturday at 11:15 p. in. Sundays leave at 8:00 and 10:30 a. m. and 1:00, 8:00, 6:30 and 9:30 p. in. Leave Ashland for Medford dally, except Sunday, at 9:00 a. m., 1:00, 8:00, 4:00 and 5:15 p. ra. Also on Saturday nights at 6:80 and 8:20. Sundays leave Ashland at 9:00 a. m. and 1:00, 4:30, C:S0 and 10:30 p. m. WESTON'S Camera Shop 20S East Main Straqt', Medford The Only Exclusive Commercial Pbotupmphera in Southern Oregon Negatives Made auy time or place by appointment. Phone 147-J We'll d. tho rest 3B. D. WESTON, Prop. A