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ern OrtKonlnn, Thn Ashland Tribune-.
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Nortli Mr sltvot; telephone "8.
Offlclil
orrtclnl
Pniier of tho City
mper
of Mrilfnrtl.
of JncliKon County.
THE SPASM AGE
lSnlercd ns cecoiul-clnHs matter nt
Mfdfonl, Ort-Ron, umlor Uio net of
March 3, 1S7!.
GUnSCEirTIOK IXATES
One jrnnr, li) null . . 15.00
One month, l.y mnll .. ... ,SQ
I'or month, ilrllvcrctl lijr carrier In
Modfont, Jacksonville nml Cn
Inil 1'olnt .SO
Pntunlny nnlj, ! mnll, per year $.00
Weekly, per yenr ..... . 1 80
SWORN CIHCUI.ATIOM.
Dully avrmcc for six mantlit ending
December 31, 1D3. JSUO.
With Meilford Stop-Over
(llv 0, K. McCtntehy In tlio Sacrnmonlo lleo.)
THIS good old earth hits passed through tlio Stono Ago, tlio Irvm Ago,
tlio llror-so Arc, tlio alleged Golden Arc, nnd mow Is "In llto JiihlsC'
of tlio Spasm Aro.
Tlio world Is In tlio throes of n "oneral hysteria, of n dementia universal.
Men nml women nre running nmuck with frvnxlod fads. In tlio nnnto of
Hnmnnltv. "rrtfnrmn'' nm iloltinmloil lin nin liiliiimnti. In tlm iinnin nt
llcform, progress I nskod to stop backward. In tlio nnnio of Progress,
women strive to strip from womanhood her brightest Jewels. Ami In tho
name of "Womanhood," denatured males nml "advanced" tcinnlos seek to
recreate woman nttor n now pattern of sexual athleticism but sexless Ideal
Ism.
Immigrants Returning to Europe to Buy
Farms
Verity, the oUl whirligig of Tluio I spinning nronntl so rapidly nml so
dltslly. to tlio accompanying corybantlo initios of tlio howling dervishes of
the Now lilou, that Sanity herself wears a troubloil n!r when surrounded
by Insnnltv,
1 loxtc'ntion. In tlio twinkling of nn oe, In tlio taking of breath
ns Iho yours hao svno nml tho years that are to bo counted wo nro told
wo all will bo washed clean not only from tlio sins that statu, but even
from tlio peccadilloes that nnnoy.
Mankind and womankind nro to nitrified on enrth for the everlasting
llfo In Heaven. .No longer will there bo any need of purgatorial horoaftor.
lteoleansed by Statute and made white again through the blessed gracn
of the Urothers nnd Sisters of the Now Dispensation, there will bo no
grosser parts to be trained In the fiery sieve of eternity's middle state.
Whlto as the breath or Jack Trost, nnd ehasto as the Icicle that's
curdled by tlio frost from purest tniow nnd hnngs on Mian's temple. Woman
will wander through this world not inarrylnv and being given In mn:-
rlaue but a Joyous nnd radiant creature, the star-eyed goddess of her
own will, her lovo as free as the air, and scorning those shameful fetters
with which Inhuman custom o long had bound her.
As for man weak, pitiful man ho will arise, by tlio help of freed
woman, to tread the mountain paths of l.ove ami Liberty whereon tnda.v
an Inhuman and a gross slavish world martyrs n Maury Dlggs.
W.W.GAMPMGN
10 DEFY POLICE
NEW
m
NEW YOIIK, March 5. -IloMly le
finnl nml iromK1ii "real work" for
the police before they nre through
witli them, Frank Tnunebnum, tincm
jiloycd lender, nml the l!)0-odil men
nrro.-leil with him lmt niglit for in
vntliiig St. Aljihonxtis Komim Catholic
clinrcli while services wero in prog
ress, nwniicil nrrnignment todny in
careless indifference.
"Wo Iiiiliihtrinl Workers of the
World nro jut heginiiing to figlit,"
Miid Tunneiilmmu.
The police nerell that Alc.xninlcr
Dcrkmnu, wh nerved a loti" cniten
tmry tenu for shooting If. C. 1'riek,
wns nmoilg tho.o in the rmwil nt St.
AliilionMi chnrclt. The clinrcli floor
wis found littered with kirivo, rnr.
on, pieces of broken glass nml inis
ci'llnncoiH rutibixh after the invaders
had Iiecn taken to prison.
The Industrial Workers of the
World, who hnvc been organizing the
unemployed on n Jnnro m-iiIo here.
wero declaring today that if the po
Jice have decided on n nolle v of
wlndcsnle nrrots, they will speedily
fill Hie jails to overflowing. Noon.
meetings wero nrningtil in tlio fac
tory districts, nt which it wns nn
nouueed Industrial Workers of the
World oniton would voice their de
fiance of the utithoritie-.
Police Commissioner McKay was in
personal chnrgo of tuv sittmtioii.
Tnnmbnum, who is '21 venr old,
was charged toiluy with inciting n
riot. His fonnnl urniigniGoiit wn
iotKued until tomorrow und his
bnil incri-iixed from uOUO to $7oM.
CARRANZA OFF
Hut all along the road of the new St. Vltus-dance reformatory move
ments haltlne at this sub-station or nt that, and wondering when the"
will go farther are vast hordes of men nnd women obsessed If not
possessed creatures who, like tlio Tied l'lper of llaniellu, ptpo nwny on
their fads nnd expect the wliolo world to follow and dauco to their music.
Tho very air Is clamorous with their hysterical appeals.
They seek, everywhere for legislation to prevent everybody else from
doing that which thoy do not care themselves to do.
Nothing- appalls them. Nothing daunts them. Nothing confuses or
confounds them. Statistics nnd sclcnco they have tnken into their camp
. and, like gypsies with stolen children, have dlsflcured thorn to make
them pass Tor tnclr own.
With flaming banners, blaring trumpets, nnd tho shrieks of thousands
of freniled voices, thoy havo rushed In not only where Christ foreboro to
tread they even have misinterpreted the Hook and misread the Llfo to Ute
as n weapon a Scriptural boomerang.
Somo of them go oven so far as to Ignore and scorn the lamp of Hx
pcrlcncc. nnd In their arroganco will demand that those who have boon
In tho light must follow them Into tho darkness.
Young girls Just fresh (and still fresh) from Know-nll Institutions or
Theoretical Infallibility become Presidents of Mothers' Clubs, dogmatic.
ally tell mothers nnd grandmothers who have bourne, and nursed, nnd
reared fine specimens of manhood nhd womanhood, that their method was
almost criminal, nnd Insist that young mothers shall roar their Infants on
the truly scientific principles mapped out by long-haired men Incapable of
becoming fathers, and enthusiastically endorse by sliori-naireu wotuc':
who never took tho first step toward motherhood.
No wonder a good-old-fashloncd grandmother told one of these lights
of tho Now Sclenco of Motherhood that she had hotter go out and get a
record beforo she presumed to Instruct those who had had experience .H
well as theory. .
Most of our recent ItniulBrniitn
wero tillers of tho soil lu thulr natlvo
coiiutrloK. Thoy nro good farmer.
Tho soil which thoy farmed In Ku
ropo has been under cultivation for
over a thousand .xears nml Is still for
tlio and productive. Thoso new
residents are laud-httUKn, and save
all that can bo saved out of tholr
wares for tho purpose of ptuchnslm;
land. Tho ambition of our peasant
Immigrants Is to save enough by In
dustrial wage-earning to enable thorn
to buy laud. They mushier Iho
status of the owner of a farm oven
of a very small farm far abovo
that ot the Industrial emplo.vo. Tho
social mil fluaticlnt blatus of a farm
owner Is deemed to bo tho most do
slrablo one, excepting probably thnt
of tho owner of n saloon. All tholr
present hardships are forgotten for
this cause, all tholr energies are ox
ponded for this end, all their visions
of happiness lu old ago aro pictures
of tho yearnod-for farm.
Desldes tlio "Immigrant hankers. '
who stimulate tho exportation ot tho
Immigrant's savlni's nud tho re-mi-gratlou
ot tho Immigrant himself,
tho agents of certain foreign govern
ments, financial Institutions, agri
cultural concerns, nml n largo num
ber of other parties co-operato In
Keeping our peasant ImiulgiaiitH In
iKiiorunro of American opportunities.
This very Ignorance Is tht) source of
tho Income of many employment of
flees, unscrupulous lawyers, poli
ticians, notaries pulillo, largo iium
horn of forclgu-lnuKungo uewnpapon,
ceitnlu town-lot sharks, speculators
In taml and roodstuffs, nml an nrmv
of other auxiliaries. They all live
on the Inexperienced and ctcdutuits
Immigrant.
The masses ot peasant Immigrants
nro, practically, kept from learning
about American Institutions, meth
ods, nnd Ideals. Agricultural op
portunities In tho I'liltod States ot
which these typos of settlors might
avail themselves aro secrets for them,
scaled with seven seal. They deslro
to discontinue Industrial employment
as soon as posslbto ami ro-cniago tu
agriculture on land of their own.
Knowing nothing of fnrmluK In this
country, they nro easily Influenced
by tho exploiters, and mo Induced to
re-mlgrato to Huropo when thoy havo
saved enough money to bu a little
laud, lu a great many Instances
total and Irreparable ruin Is tho re
sult of such ro-mlgrntloii. From
"Our Itecont Immigrants n Far
mers," by Lajos Stelner, In tin
American Uovlew of llovluw for
March.
IRISH
HOME
RU
E
STARTS ON THIRD,
FINAL PASSAGE
I.ONDO.V, MmicIi o.-Tho lnlt
Imuiic iiilo hill was iut induced in Ihc
luuiso of commons for flit lending
this afternoon. It wiik cot lulu ot
ptixHugo. Debate on it will begin
Monday, when it will he culled I'm
second leading.
In the ooimiioiw i hn u mnjoiitx,
but Iho housu of buds iiHMttcdlv will
i eject it,
LESS MEAT IF BACK
AND KIDNEYS HURT
Take n ftlau of BaIU to fluih Xldneyi
if Ilhuhler bothers you Drink
lots of water,
KntbiR meat rrguliuly rrenlunlly pro
iliicr kidney trouhls In mi inn form or
oilier, snys u well known authority, Itv
cnuso the urlo acid lu meat excites tlm
kiilnevs, they keome overworked! gt
shmgUhi rlotf up and cause all sorts ol
distress, jurtlctlltirly Imcknolin nnd tills
try In tho kidney regloni rheuuuillo twin,
go, Severn lioiuliielies, sold stoiuncli, mil
tlwtlon, torpid liver, slreplMsneM,
bladder nnd urinary Irritation.
The moment vour luk hurt or kid
ney aren't nctlii(f right, or If bUdder
Uitlior win, get shout four ounce of
Jnil Mtilr fr,.t ..... ......I ..I mi
.Mmiv politician think Die libeuil tnkn a tubleMHwmful i u. .if wir
udmluUtrullou which, with the lush before btcnMwil for a few dy ml your
iitu 1 In tor mt'inbor of the nwei' ""7 win men not line, 'lhu Umoii
house, im bucking the iiiciimius will be
forced out of office bel'oie this enn
be done.
Buttons That Grow on Trees
E
BY
FR
CHIHUAHUA
Although David danced beforo tho Ark, and tho sight, evidently was
pleasant lu tho c)e ot tho Almighty, there bo thoso who consider all
dancing an abomination beforo tho Lord, and who would havo all man
kind and all womankind debarred therefrom.
And oven somo municipal legislators can bo found who will darkon
reason with prohibitory ordinances ordinances which dlo In dishonor or
llvo to be disregarded and laughed at.
Lovo was born with this world. Love has been accepted as tho herald
and tho companion ot marriage.
When heretofore two young souls gave themselves unto each olhor
until death should them part, thoy were supposed to bo united In that
nlono which makes life worth tho living In that alono which connects
Mirth and Death with Its brldgo of roses which, stretching from Tlnio to
Kternlty. haloes tho one and sancltlfles tho other Lovo Lovo, twin
born upon Infant lips and In tho consecrated loul of tho glorified mother
Love, nurcoled by Humanity and accoladed by Divinity Itself Iove, that
stands tlptoo upon tho mountain top of Heaven's highest hope Lovo, that
Trurt and Faith tell us will jet nbldo somewhere forever nnd forever
yhcn tho stars nro quenched, and this brave world has gouo down In dark
ness and in gloom. '
NO(5ALlS, Solium. .March ."(.Ac.
coinpaiih'd bv bis staff nud u body
guard of ,'ill(i troops, General Cur
niii7.ii left Nognles today on n special
train for Cnnnneii, Sonorn, en route
to Chiliunbiin City. Members of the
puity professed not to know whether
they would first visit .Imirez or
travel overland from Ciiiinuen.
Special Agent fieorgo Cnrothors
conloired with Cnrninr.ii today be
jore mo iiiticrs departure. It was
stilted (hut proper protection for
foieigiierH lives and property was
iiiscussen. tenner Uirotiicrs nor
Amoiiciin Consul Frederick Siinpicb,
wini wiik prcnonl ut the conference,
would coinincut upon it. Ciuothurs
Hind that ho would make a icpoit to
day to the Hlnto department, which
xvould mnko public any portion of it
tho officials snw fit. '
CIVIC FORUM GIVES COLONEL
G0ETHALS FIRST MEDAL
NIOW YOIIK, March 5. Colonl
GoothulB, builder of tho Panama
canal, was presented by tho Civic
Forum with 11 modal Inst night for
"distinguished public service," tho
first awarded by that institution.
Mayor Mltchcl took advantage of
tho occasion to state In Colomd
(Joothals' presence why ho asked him
to become Now York polleo cominls
Dinner. "It was not because Colonel (tooth
Mis was a ('rent engineer" ho said.
"It In hecuuso ho Is a grout adminis
trator, und If tho Now York legisla
ture doea Its duty I know wo Will
gcure him."
Colopcl (Joothals lu his ppcoch
Made no referoiico to Mltrhol' rt
HtHrkN nor to Iho Now York pollro
0H!MhMliiunihli,
liut times havo changed. Cupid Is to bo banished. Science, and Modi
clno, and tho Higher Culture are to presldo over the marriago ceremony
love's rainbow archery, with golden arrows tipped with myrrh nnd
frankincense, is to bo discarded, and Spectacled Faddlsm will bo tho domi
nant genius while tho emblems ot tho marriago Ilcuuso will ho a steth
oscope and a tape measure.
Marriago no longer Is to bo n ceremony of tho heart, but rather olio
conditioned upon the regularity of tho bowels. Heigh, ho! No wonder
the naked little boy shivers, and weeps, and will not bo comforted.
And in this Spasm Ago tho Czars of a Faddlsm that demands eugenic
marriages (or none), and unlvcrsltj-aj,proveu and scienuiicniiy-nuisci
babies, aro to tho front declaring that wet Damnation lurks In every drop
of wine, that an atom of beer contains tho concentrated esenco of 10,000
poisonous devils; that tho wine-grape vines shall bo torn up, or used only
to mnko grapo Juice for the Mryans of this earth.
From tho olden and tho golden days, told In Judean story and chanted
in Judean song, tho sunshine of Life, nud Hope, and Joy, nud Lovo, and
Itadlant Hatuilnoss has comu from out tho gritbo that Is pressed.
Its heari-wnrmlng Julco has been blessed by tho Almighty Hint guve,
aud by tho Savior who used.
Hut today wo aro told that, because somo abuse, nono shall uso; that,
because numbers like it not, uono shall have; that tho winu that tho
Almighty sanctified lu the Holy ot Holies and that Christ made and drank
at tho wedding feast at Cana shall bo banished forever from California
California, tho Golden State, no more famous by reason ol nor gold than
because ot tho fruit of her vines.
And watching and waiting fqr tho result of this demanded prohibition
aro the vegetarians -tho vegetarians who havo proved to their own satis
faction that ell meat is poison, and that It is a crliuu for governments to
permit mankind to bo fed thereon.
Tholr pamphlets show that about all tho Ills that flesh Is heir to to mo
from eating meat; their dotiois stake their reputations upon that as a fact.
Ami they will bo ready, sololy in tho Interest of tho rescuo of mankind
from horrible deaths by wholesale poisoning, to demand legislation that
will ralso all men to tlio glorious level of the pro-historic monkey or tin
scriptural Nebuchadnezzar.
And If that legislation should como to pass, these lines of thanksgiving
In tho "Grace Meforo Meat" by 'Uobhlo'' Hums, no longer would bo np.
preprlatc:
Somo hao meat, and caunn cat,
And tonic would eat that wan It;
liut we hau incut, und wo tan eat,
Sao let the Lord bo thauklt.
In tho days that may bo hero of omnibus constructive hygienic Statutes,
mankind no moro would think of thanking God for meat to eat than of
praising Him for providing Jlougli on Hats" as an appointor!
Tlion. Just behind tho vegetarians, ulso watching and waiting, nro tin
nntl-coffeo and tho untl-tca cranks men and woinon armod with I'ostuui
pamphlets, and with statistics showing tho number of tea-drunkurdB In tho
Insane asylums of Ireland.
And behind thorn yet Is an army of other faddists, bearing lives of U, a.
Grant, narrating his agonizing end as a result of excessive smoking;
can v lug statistics aud medical computations of tho deaths from tobacco-
Aud back of them again, awaiting tholr chance, aro armies of othor
cranks determined on taklug away from mankind everything else that
mankind likes and enjoys.
Old King Colo Is to bo deprived, not only of his plpo, and his 'bow I.
nud his fiddlers threo, hut of every other pleasure that has helped to make
his llfo comfortable or oven endurable.
If all lhoo faddists, und theorists, and crusaders are to havo tholr way,
a term In tho penitentiary will he no greater Infliction than ordlnury llfo
upon this planet, and Hell hereafter will have no ternrs for those used
to u statutory hell upon earth.
A button to the average mini is u
nit her negligible object, until it (tap
pens to bo missing from bis coal,
ve-t or tiou-crs iiivariiibly nt the
most inopportune time and then it
becomes mi object of much import
mice nud considerable solicitude. He
wants it replaced forthwith nud litc
to his tiiiior. Then: be limU Unit in
dividual bus curefiilv selected the
exact slmdc of button that uiuIcIicm
the delicately mingled colors of his
suit, n fnct which lie had probably
not thought of before, and thnt the
stock of this particular kind of but
ton Im been exhausted. At once the
button tukts on n Hew importance,
and perhaps the ipiery presents it-t If
of vi lint is it and whence does it
come I
"Out of 1000 viell-dresed men tuk
cu from an average mty orowd, buw
mnnv could loll, ir 'nlked, where Ihc
buttons that -o uitiptiually embellish
the fancy greys, browns or blues of
their fashionable attire have their or
igin? Ten perhaps And vet ouch
of them is mi imconscioiH walking
advertisement of one of I he uuiiptc
products of several Latin American
countries." writes I'd ward Allies m
.Monthly Iliillclin of the Van Ameri
can I'uiou, uud proceeds to give uu
account of the vegetable ivory but
ton from ils birth on the tree until it
is placed ns a finished product on
the card nud ollercd for sale.
It appears that it bus been some
thing like fitly cnrs since s'ime rub
ber gntbeicrs in the fori! of north
ern Kcimdor first told of n ncoiiliur
species of palm which they found in
great numbers whose fruit vvim n
nut resembling in form uud color the
miniature bend of n negro. These
nuts vveie culled "iiogriln-s and
iiiMin fuithcr iuvisligutiou it was
found thnt the kernel, when thor
oughly diicd, had the appearance
nml texture of deiitiiu ivorv. Sam
ple lots of those nuts were shipH'd
to I'urope, und although ut firt
they were thought to be u-clcss, it
was soon found Hint they furnished
nn idcul umlenul from which to
mnuufiictiiio buttons uud other small
ornamental bjects for which the
more expensive ivory bad hitherto
been used. The dried hcrnd could
be sawed, carved und tinned on
lathes into nil ie nud shupes of
buttons, while the to.xture of the ma
terial is such (but it rfrnlilv ubsotbs
dyes uud will take on n high uud
permanent polish. Henceforth the
ivory nut became an important prod
uct nml now mid- cousiderublv !
I'cimdor's export tntde. Komi'tliiug
like '..'0,01)0 tons nre shipped from thnt
country ench wir, worth nboiit 1,
700,000, while Columbiu nml I'auama
lire boih iiicrciisiiur their output.
A Knocker's Prayer
Tom Thumb Wedding.
Mi llessie Win den of Kansas
City, Mo., is hero I raining the cliil-
ill vii for Hie "Tom Thumb Wedding"
lo bo given Fiiduv evening nt H
o'clock in iho I'rcsbvtciiuii church,
Tliis promises In be nil iiniisiinl cu
Ici illinium) nml evening o Inn. Tills
is it 'Wiety" H'ddlii,' (mil lln- ii
wenr full dress suits und tho gills
nveniiig gowns notwevn sixty iiihi
seventy cliildicu of this city will im
pcinouute .Med fold people
Weather Forecast
Oicgon- Tonight nud Finlny, Imr;
light, vniiiiblo winds mostly easterly.
With Mudford irndoisModfora nmdo,
Lord, pleaso don't let this town
grow. 'vo Hvoil horo for 30 years,
and during that time 1 have fought
every public Improvement and
knocked uvorythlng nud everybody;
no firm or Individual has established
a busluosrt hero without my doing
all I could to put them out ot busi
ness; I'vo iisod every underhanded
method known tu the knocking fra
ternity to Injure their business; I'vo
lied about tliitin, ami would have
stolen from them If I had tho cour
age; I've done nil I eoutd to keep the
town from growing, never havo I
spoken n good word for It, but In
stead I've knocked It hard and often.
It pains me, O Lord, to st-o that
lu splto of my knocking this town I
beginning In grow. Home day, I
fear, ( will bo c ailed upon to put
down sidewalks In front of my pro
'perty, ami who knows but what I
hiay have to help keep up the streets
that run by my promises? This, O
'Lord, would he moro than I could
bear. It would cost mo money, and
1 could nut afford to pay out any
money, though all I have was right
hero lu this town
Then, too, more people might
co me if tho town begins to grow,
which would caiiso mo to lose somo
of my pull. I ask, therefore, tu
keep this town nt a standstill at
least, that I may continue to bu tho
chlof knocker. Amen!
A IICSINKKH MAN Hx.
Look! Iiok!
Smoko Governor .lohnann cigars,
they'ro made lu Med ford, you'll like
them.
John A. Perl
UNDERTAKER
Lady Asslstani
28 8. MAIlTIiKTT
l'honcs M. 17 wn4 47-J2
Ambulance Hervlri Deputy Coi-onor
SEEDS
Vc miry a complete line of
Jielri and (Jardon .Seeds in
package and bulk.
SPENCER'S SWEET PEAS
ALL COLORS
IllKNOS AYIJKS, March .1.
Monger dispatches received hero tic
day reported serious rioting ut lllo
do Juiiciro. A t evolution is tin cat
cued, it was said, as u losult of rai
in disorders in tlm interior.
NEY YORK CITY NADS
' l90 ' W' W- RIOTERS
Ni: YOIIK. March C Several
hundred men who, under tho leader
ship ot Industrial Workers of tho
World, have becu muri-hlng on Iho
church edifice rccmitlv, were arrest
ed last night lu tho Halnt Alphuiisus
Catholic church on Went llromlwny
aftcr disregarding warning that If
thoy entered tho church It would tot
under peril of nrront,
In Itutgors sipiaro over 1000 per
sons nMomblod to hear speeches
which the pollro chafged ridiculed
tho churches which sheltered the nn
omploKd on previous nights and
urged drastic methods to got what
tho speaker assurted wero the ucedy's
rights.
alts Is mails from tho scid of K"M"
sad. Irmon Juice, comMurd with llthls,
and has Iwn urd fr grnrratlons tn
lluili clogged kidneys nnd stimulate them
to normal activity 1M toumtmlltotho
arid In the urine so It no longvr lrrl
tabs, thus null li g bladder disorders,
Jnd h'nlts rsiiuol Injnro snyottsi
nukes n delightful elTerveiknt llthls
water drink which million ot nwti and
women Ukn now nnd tlicti to kwp tlm
MdiiiVM And urlrury orgmn clean, thus
avoiding ccrloui kidney dlu.
CHICHESTER S PILLS
l( B-A hlfcikirli"',M,"Cl
lTJN3i71 V-.... mkJ Ub U MiniX
I L Jf hi oisi mivtiu I'll C,m
Ira rl ....k. ..l.l-tU.l.l-i'
S0LOUV0RLfifilSlStlRmilR6
.Muilo lii .Xlcilfonl.
Smoko Mt. I'ltt and Covornur
Johnson cigars, they aro homo mndu
nud first clnss.
ISIS THEATRE
liiiitnpliijs i'oilii) Only
Jerry's Uncle's NamesaRe
Vltngraph Comedy lu two Parts
ro.n;vm.TniN
lllogrntdi Drama
iilC VKMH
Luhln Orniun
No
line i'liiimriiiit'
THIS TWO OltliCAUS
of Adventures ot Knlhlyu
Two Itcels
Cheap and
Easily Made, But Ends
a Cough Quickly
How In .tliikp His Vrry llel
L'wuirli lrmril ill lluitli'.
1 oil)- liuitruiilrril.
This plat ot cough syrup Is easily
made at Imine mid saves veil idsiilt C-1M
as rompmed with ordinary nnigh renin
dies. It rrlicvm olmtilmto tiillglis-fViii
whooping rough ipin-kl), nud U splen
did, list, fur briinrliinl imtliliiu, apai
iuihIIc croup and lioarw'iinn.
Mu one pint of grnmilatnl sugar with
Vj pint of warm wutir, and stir, fur 2
laiiiutcs. I 'nt '-'.() Humes ol I'luex (tlftv
rents', worth) lu a pint Isiltlc, nnd add
tlio Kilgrfr nvriip. i'nkn n teaiMHiiifu
every one, two or three hours. Taste
good.
This takes right hold of a roiittli and
elves nlmimt llmtaut nllrf. It iitlmil.
lulls the appitilc, uud Is slightly lax
tivi both excellent feiitures.
I'iiicx, its perhaps you know, Is n
most vulimlilii roneiiitrntiil eompoiuid ol
Norway whltn pine txtruit, rich In
L'liuiarnl mid tho other natural heullltg
pine elements.
No other preparation will do the work
of I'lncx In this mixture, nltliotigh
rtrulned hiitiey ran bo nml iiuU-ud ot
tlm sugur svruji, if desired.
TlioinintnU of hoiiKewlvHi In the Culled
Htatis aud Ciiiindit now iikh this I'inex
mid Kiigur Nvrup remnly. 'lids plan has
often Is'Cii Imltateil, but tlm old success.
fill coiiililiiutloii Iiiin never been riualel,
Jts low nut and iiuirk results liavu made
it ImiuriiHelv ixipiihir.
A (.MinruiltV of abwibltn satisfaction,
or inunoy promptly refunded, goes with
this preparation. Your druggist has
I'inex. or will iri'L It (or vim. If mil.
cnJ to The l'lmx Co., l'L Wayne, lud.
STAR
THEATRE
NHW VAt DKVILI.i: TODAV
Van & Davis
Comedy singers and eccentric
Dancers
111 li I'lOHT I'Olt .MILI.IO.VH
t part thrilling melodrama
.MCI) HATH HLOPHMH.NT
J'nrco comedy
COMINd TOMOUItOW
"A .MICSS.(Ji: 1'ltO.M .MAHS"
A four part production and n big
novelty In photoplays
AH.MIHHION 10 CUNTS
Now i'h the time to plant
Sweet Peas.
A Novice Can't Do It
You had better buy "store" glasses
ut 'iXi cunts than to pay for specially
ground lenses that don't till your
roqulroiiwnttt perfectly.
To bo nhlo to accurately fit glasses
requires yours of patient study, with
a slutclu devotion to the ouo object
alone.
Dr. Rickert
C)0 Hlglll HMTlllst
Hullo 1-15, Owe Hi 'n
h, a . (ireen Trading hihud (llrvi tf- K Mt St, J'JlOJIO '((),
We make a specialty of
.Lawn urass Seeds, Alfalfa
and Clovers
Monarch Seed
f & Feed Co.
PAGE THEATER
SATURDAY, SUNDAY, MATINEE AND NIGHT
Tim
Carnegie, Alaska -Siberia
Exposition Pictures
JWimiKKT NOIITII WITH TIIM CAMKKA
Thrilling Hunting Kcciich under Hie Midnight Sun.
WITH INNTHITTJVI-; LKCTriiK
SIX REELS
I'olur llciir uud Wulius Hoping williiu ten Ic'ct.
I'WCKH-lOr, Ifio, liOc,
Hpi'iilnl HiiiKulil .Miilinco Kiiiiiluy, I He, nny
Miillnne ti::ill l. .M. Kvciilng, 7:illi
i en I
N. I.
xi'iing.
Ihui'l full i see Hie dlspbiy In (lie n up lobby. V win Hi
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