arranFORn rATn TrrmnNrc, MrcirFOftn, oirccioN, satqrdat, October 28, ion.
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CONCERT
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" Up TREAT
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Will Glvo popular Concert nt Opera
Houso Sunday Evi'iilnu Skov
(jaard Has Lonn Studied tlio
Violin.
Tim nntnrliilninnnt IiihI ovenlni:
kIviiii by .Mr. Hlfiviuiiiid wmi u rnro
ticut to nil lovorii of iiiiiiiIc.
Hlcnvttniint lingim IiIn ntinly or tlm
violin itH a inuto liny. I hi In now :t0
yijnrH of iu;o, ami oimlly put In !!!
yiiaiH iiidmit utility, tint ho Iiiih
rAimlii'il a ili'iumt of oxwlli'iino which
to tint in tlHt It! toiniiiniiinoiit Ih win Hi
all Unit It Iiiim rind. Iln I n playnr
Of wonilKifiil iiowoi', pullioH anil loin
luiriiinoiit. Wo will nut iittninpt to
niiiillxn In dotnll th iio;ram, hut
to Hiini It iih a wliolii It Ih nun of tlm
Itrmilimt Mmlford Iiuh onjoyod In
yonni.
, MlhH Midline Ih truly a wonrtorful
pin hint ami accouipfiiilHt,
Mr. HkovKaanl ami IiIh compnny
nro to kIvo a popular roncoil Uumlay
nlr.lit at llui opora Iiiiiiho at popular
pi ll'INI,
A Herculean Katydid.
Uxptirjuiiiiitn condiiolt'd by n niiltintl
IhI nttncliud to ono of tlio i:ovoi-ilinuiit'ii
Hclontlllo hiircaiiH at ViiHliliinton ail
dtieod nn InturoiitliiK (ixiiiupli) of the
HtrmiKtli of thu lintydld. Ho ImrncKH
c1 a lintydld to a Irind of nlixt niiiilii
by foldliw a pluco of ordinary note
papvr, and Until londml thu hIimI with
vailoim arllcli'M. Tlio hwvt proved
ublu to draw. In addition to thu erlj:
liial pnpor, twolvo pnpur hIiihiih cncli
0 hy j liiuhcH, a lnriro no row, two
Btmtt poiiiv a ntouii wiiIkIiIik,' two
oiiiil'i'H mid throo and n half lead pen
ctlH. Whim tint wolclit bonmio too
heavy to drawvothurwlno, tlm lint) did
jrot Km foro fcol over tlio udjjo of thu
(ahlo for n huttur hold, and on thu
nddltlon of nnothor weight It liiorciiH-
'd tho iidherliis: powyr of It feet hy
inolBleiilm.' (hum In lt mouth. Now
York Trlhmiu.
Not n Parallel Cnie.
A writer In the llilliidulpliln8iitiir
day UvunliiK I'oxt tullH of a bl ovur
Crown, linnliful booby of a fai-mur'a
boy who wiim afraid oven to upeak to
a 1,'lrl, and wIiomo father ono day lltial
l lout patience and molded him round
ly for not IooUiik about ami llndlnj;
Home Klrl to marry. "Why," hu wild,
"at your two I had been nmrrlod three
jeani and had a Iiourc ami farm of
my ownl"
"Well, hut dad." complained tho boy,
"that n I n't thu name thlnu at till. You
only had to marry mother, whllo I've
Kot to ko and hunt up Home Ntroncu
irfrl nud nek lior to murry inul"
Taft Disfranchised.
CIIKJAOO, lllH.Oel KH.Delny III
re;Uliirlnic leaven tho United Htaten
with a dlnfrauehlHed ptoHldont today.
When 1'ienhUuit Taft arrived hoio on
bin houioward Journey from tho I'a
iilfli; coaul ho wiih untitled thai ho
would not ho allowed to voto at tho
imiuleltit election In Cincinnati next
month. Tho pretddout mailed lilrt
reitbttratlon hint week hut It failed
to reach Cincinnati In t lino for him
to iiiallfy iih a Miter there.
Mnlclpal Golf Links.
TACO.MA, Wimh., Oct. UK. "Mny
lio the people are not ready for tho
Idea yet, but thu tlmo will come
when nil tho cltlen will havo munici
pal Kolf lliikH," nald Mayor Hoyninur
today. "Many pornoim think that
only tho rich and tho elderly play
ijolf. That Ih wroui;, I nm koIiir to
work for city r.olf HnkH hi Tacoma."
MacVcy Wilts.
HYDNT.Y, N. H. W.. Oct. U8.
MacVity knocked out Hill I.aiiK
lum nh;ht.
Ham
Imro
Sleninen Collide.
HRATTM:. WiihIi., Oot. 8. In n
heavy foK early thU moruliiK the
nteaiuer lroiiioln and tho Htenmor
Multnomah collided In Healtlo harbor,
Tho Mnltuomali wank Immediately,
All panneni;errt and both ciowh , are
nafo. Tho Iriniuolit ruiiM hotween
He'attlo and Victoria and tho Mult
nomah hetwoun Heattlo and Olympla
Conferrlna n Tltlo.
Whllo hu wnu Kovunior of ICentueky
Proctor Knott Hunt to tho Hon. 8tod
dart JoluiNton a curtlllcnto, olllclally
nIkiimI and bunrliiR thu Impronti of tho
groat ncnl of thu ntatu. duly commit
nlonlm; him am "MIhIit," which hu hiiIJ
wan a dlntlucttvo nud honorablo tltlo
that no ICeiitucklnn had ovur prurloue
ly borne.
Ha Didn't Know.
Ono Juno lny In 1B0U nenr I'reilcr
IckHhnn. Vn tionyral Htonuwnll Jack
(ion hijw one of (Jeneral HimxVm Texan
climbing u fence to cut Into a cherry
troo. "Where nro you koIiikV" Hhoutcd
JnckHOtu "I don't know," replied the
Boldlur. "To what command do you
buloiiKV "I don't know," tho Tuxnn
replied. "Well, what Htato aro you
from?" "I don't know." JackMon
Knvo tho mnji tip, but ho naked n coin
radu what It all meant. "Well," wax
tho reply, "Old Stonewall and General
Hood Eftto ordoni yonterdny that we
wero not to know nnythlm: until nftor
tho next llRht."
Tho ooldlur was left to IiIh cherries.
An Innocent Quory.
At n dinner party lu KtiKlnnd tho
boat Introduced to the favorable notice
of tho comimuy. amid inurmurH of ml
miration, n Hplendld trutlll pheaMiuit-
"lau't It a beauty?" bo nald. "Dr.
Koandio i;avo It to me; killed It him
aolf." "Ah I Whnt vnn ho treating It for?"
nHked ono of tho kuchU.
liOiidoii Market
J.ON'DON. Oct. ':.-
In American
I'iini.
YoHtnrdn) 'h
HtockK wiih
wnaknuHH
not apparent at tho opcnlne; of tho
ntock market. Steel common and
ifreforrod ndvancod Oi, whllo other
American Ihhiich gained moro. All
AuuirlcaiiH remnlnod firm until tho
olOKi). Hleel common later InoroaHod
Itn Kaln to ''i and tho pioforrod to
" Cbi-lNtlaiiH to March.
BHATTI.K, Wash., Oct. L'S. "1
Hhoiild llko to load GO0O ChrlHtlaiiH
hIukIiij; throiiKh tho Htreeta of Seat
tle," mild (lypHy Smith to n moimtor
nieetliiK bint nlKht, ami then called
ttjr voliinteorH. Four thotiHand linudH
wont up? "Thank you." nimworod
tho ovnnKollHt. "1 Hhall call on you."
' SAN l-'KANnSCO.Cnl.- Coneluil.
in' their inviiMtiuliini of tho locil
Hituntioii the WiihIiIiikIou experts.
Dr. W. (I. Hurry ami A. J. Biuoliiir
havo I uft for Sonlllo to invt'Htij-ntf
nondilioiiH there, mul pniotienlly nil
I ho lea recently detained at tliih
poll irf now releiiHetl.
ilfiiHldtiR for Health.
S.ociety Won't
n Tolerate Catarrh
Get Hid or III
Thoro Ih ono Hiiro way to banish
caJnrrli and nloiiK with It tho dlH
nuHtlnt' oymptoniH hiiuIi na huwItluK,
Hiuifflltur and HplttliiK.
Illroatho HYOMIOI, tlint'a nil you'vo
Kot to do, llroutlio It a fow nnliititoit
a i'fow tlmoH ti day. Hreatho It dnop'
Into tho Iiiiikh and hoo holt uulckly
tho Horo, Korm rlddon mombrano will
olcjtr up And Inflammation vanlali.
'MIYOMiai hi miro autlHoptlo ilr, It
d)CH not contain jnorphlno, rocnlpu
or.nthor habit fnrinitiK drugH. It Ih
niado from Australian ournlyptiiH nud
other aiitlfloptlcfl, and It hi rlKldly
Kujirantoed for catarrh, iiHlhiua,
croup, hronchltlH, coukIih nail coldn,
Cpmploto outfit (Inhnlor and bottle)
$1?00; Hopnrnto bottlea, If afterward
npddod, HO conts, nt Ohnu, StrnnK'B
and dniKulutH everywhere,
On DUadvantaoa.
Potta-It Ih a reat dual bettor to
own your own homo mid not havo to
pay rent, liin't It? rxittn Woll. yon. In
a Ronornl way It la, but It linn IIh ills
advantage1!. A fellow can't co round
driving nnlla nnywhero ho pleasea In
(ho woodwork of Ida own borne, you
kuow. IJoHton Trnnacrlpt
Her Advice.
"Ah," ho Hflld im ho led nor back to
hor aoat after tho walti, "I Just luc
ilancliiK."
"Well," Bho tvpllrd an aho attempted
to repair n torn II ounce, "you're not too
old to learn."
,'fho man with n now Idea Is n crank
until tbo Idea succeed. Mark Twain.
MOl'NT YKILN'ON, Wu. -A "ni'it
shirt" iiiirndo utii! confetti Imtlle
will (lelehrato the completion 1 t.-i
uiiloH of iiHpliult pavine; here. The
paving will he iimi1 us n duneinc
floor for 1000 ooupleH.
NKW YOHK "J'm Hum McCun
iHky, thu elovonmt detective In tho
world," nRHortod an undorHtzod man
lu tho Uowory whou urrootod foi
KrapplhiK a peaceful citizen. Ills
headgear Ih under oliHorvatlon.
An Appeal to Wives
Yqii know tho turrlblo affliction
that coiiich to many Iiouich from the
i'ohuU of a drinking hiiHlmud or eon
You kuow of tho .money wanted on
'Drink" that Ih nooded In tho homo
to ptiruhauo food and clothing, Oi
ilno Iiuh aavod tlioiiHiiudii of drinking
moil. It Ih a homo treatment nud
can bo gl'von aocretly or tnkou vol
untarily, l'ut up lu two forum, pow
der or pill, Your money will bo ro
tuniod If after a trial It him failed to
benefit. Cents hut $1,00 u box-a
muro trlflo whou compared with tin
amount a dilnklug man will apund In
a day for liquor. Como lu and gel
a froo booklot and lot uh toll you ol
tho good OUUINW la doing.
Loon W. HuHkliiR, 214 E. Mnlrr.
j'Jt-U.j'-'.ujjj-1, ;.'"ji lumu'ii ; j l-l,,,1 ,''". ..J
SMITH'S
APARTMENT
KOVSE
South llivorsldo
Now mul Up-tiK-Dato Jlodorn
lu ovory partlqular, gas cook;.
lutr, Btenm heat, etc. Women
r nnd glrlH uiiiHt bring refer-
ouceo,
M. 8JMITU
Home lMionn HUC.
A Jol-.e That Polled.
Tho clerk of a nupply nloro In
'louthorn Colorado did not know In
llan nature very wrll when hu luvltod
a Uto chid to a boxing hoiiL After
rxiilalnlutVtho iimo of tho glove, which
Iho clilir aeemed to readily under
Hand, t'iey went Into a vacant room
lu tho rear of tho atoro to Hjmr. 'J'ho
KIovch wero adJiiHtod, nnd tho cleric
Invited Hie chief to hit him. Thin, of
comae, ho fulled to do, an Indiana nev
er ntrlko with their haudn lu conflict.
All at onco tbo clerk atruck out, and,
latching thu chief under tho ear', la rid
til him on thu Hour. Thin wna enough,
rile Indian aprang to bin fret, pulled
off tho glovoH, Jerked out a knife, and
thu cleik had to run for hi life. For
timately ho managed to koep out of
reach until notno friends cnutfht tho
Infuriated Indian nnd hold Mm until
lio cooled off. Then tho clerk explain
ed tho Joke, but with very poor hiic
cohi, Tho chief conaonted to forego
vongnnnoo for tho Inault, hot ho wan
never filutida with tho clerk ngnlu.
BL. IxnilH G'lobivDomocrnt.
KING GEORGE AND
THEJRAYBEARD
Royally Sympathetic For the
Socially Ostracized,
Ornamented With Ocara.
Tho nntlvoN of aomo of tho Inlnnds
of tho Pacific are nlwnya glnd to co
tho doctor on Ida periodical vlaltA. At
Kalaer Wllhelm'H harbor thu Oerman
government him Htnlloued I)r..Helo
gang an medical fttllcer. Ho In a bUHy
mini. NntlveH by the doen como to
him, not to bt trcntcd for lllnots. hut
to got tho benefit of bin profnunlounl
opinion ou how to near thcmselvon nr
tlatlcally. Tho natives nro very fond
of acara, nnd nearly ntl of thorn aro
covered with Hpcclmena which hnvo
remitted from mdf Inlllcted wounds
Which wore kept open by froUont
Hcratchlng or by tho Introduction of
foreign HiibHtnncoH llko nnd, bnmlwo,
ahellM nnd eo forth. Thq, uxcruacenco
which reaultH from tho nvcnigo vnccl
nation In Kcratched off nt the proper
tlmo, nnd tho resulting largo near la
very dear to tho native. A jo.itu
Islander whoso fnco and ttody aro r.
mass of cuts, bruises nnd Bcnra In cod
aldered thu cntch of tlio senium by tho
dusky belles.
They Couldn't Help It.
During the Amcrlcnn Invnslon of
I'orto Klco, In the courno of tho war
with Spain, Oenernl Taaker II. Ullsn
with his troops, was stationed nenr n
vlllngo held by an ovenvhclmlng forco
of Hpanlnnls. Orders wero to keep
his "eyo jieoleil" nnd. If ho heard any
thing auspicious, to fall bade nbout
eight mllci. liiHtcad of this his men
turned In ono day mid enptured the
llhigu, chasing tho Spaniards out.
Tlio next day tho commander of tho
American forces enmo nlong to Hud
llllss Bitting In front of Uio homo of
tho chlof umn of tho lllngc. Tho com
nmndar asked htm why hu bad nttnek
cl tho SjmnUh force, when ho knew
that he was 'outnumbered. "Couldn't
help It," said General Illlsi. "You see,
my men hnvo boon hungry for somo
days, nnd tho -wind blow toward thorn
from tho village, and aomo iwpinw wus
frj'hiK onions over thera And bo"
Argouuut
Jefferson oa an Inventor.
Not mony people know that Thomas
Jefferson was n great Inventor. Ills lu
volitions wero nil of nrtlcles of every
day use He devised a three leggod
folding camp stool that Is tho basis of
ntl camp stools of that kind today
Tbo stool he had nnde for his own
use was his constant companion on oo
ciulons of outings. The revolving chnlr
wiih his Invention. Ho deslgued a light
wagon. A copying press wns devised
by tilui and cninu Into general use.
Hu also Invented nn Instrument for
measuring the distance ho walked. A
plow nnd a hemp cultivator showed
that his thoughts were often ou agri
cultural matters. His plow received a
gold medal In Prance In 1700. Jeffer
too ncer benefited ilunnchilly by his
inventions, but believed they should
bo for tho use .of coryono without
cost.
An Enrly Antl-truit Lav,
As onrly 4&l X. D. we llnd tho
Rrnporor Zono Issuing to tho Prulorlnn
j prefect of Conatautlnoplo an edict
opening with this decIarHlIen: "Wo
command (list no ono may presume to
exri"Iao a monopoly of any kind of
cloth or of Hah or of any other thing
sorvlng for food or for any other uae
whatever Its nature mny be, cither of
his own authority or under a receipt
of an omjwror already procured or
that mny hereafter bo produced, nor
may any persons combine or ngreo In
When King (Jeorgo nrilvod In Horn- unlawful meetings, that different kinds
bay In November, lOflfi, it largo mini- ot merchandise may not ho sold at n
ber of members of th civil service, ' Irk tlmn thoy may have nyroed
tho Ilrltlsh and Inillnn reglmiintu pmr- among themselves "-Hnrml Taylor's
teied lu Ilomlsiy nnd tlm Itoynl Inillnn "Amorlfwn Constitution."
murlnort wore pnmi-niwi to bin royal i Aakl wlt was the bravest died ho,
highness. Among the number was n j b,) ,,rr , Lni Kotwrtu mUl he
veteran of tho un.ovennnied mrvlce. nmtmlmmi tbMt wn ,, WflB ol, ufM
thu mvmr Bt whkh sre not su, Lwkuuw bb. force was .oppl
lioawl o lw "In toclefj" lu hulls. Tlio . ,. . . . . . ,jL
!,i,i r,.n in i.u .tr,.i.r -hi. ...,i V H "' luclowirc. A little soldier.
,i,'.fn "!.'" . ,Hl0!iUr.."m .."" " ! a Punlnbl Molwmmednii. selng the
" i'i- " "
ho wheij he was pieented the prim
smiled upon him, which emboldened
tho veteran to trot out his pet gtiev
rtnee on thu spot.
"How d'yoii do?" snkl tho prince as
ho shook hands' with the grayheard.
"Very woll. thank yer, yor rile 'Igb
news. I hofio you're tlio sumo."
"Yes. tlinnlw," an Id the prince. "I
hear j'Otl'io had fifty years lu the cam
I must say you don't look ho bad on
It."
"Not tne, yor rile lglmf"w. I'm ml
right, than!: (jod, snd very comfonn
able, only, yer hco, yer rilo 'lghiHs
our position Is a little bit Invidious
Wo iincovi unntcd men aren't what w
orter be. It's our wUcm as fKlH It.
We aro socially ostracised. Wo ate
(lit off with communion with our fel
low men nud women. We aro placed
apart"
"My good fejlpw." promptly replied
tbo prince, "shnko bunds onco more.
We uro, Indeed, brothers lu distress!"
Throne nud Country.
difficulty, endeavored lo fKn the door
which on r red tho vry. Whwn be tried
Ann to dmw the tkdt om uf liht lisniU
wns cut off ly n of iln enemy;
then hu managed to unlateii 'ho bolt
with his other hand. wljl It was ul
se(uently ueurly bvvered fiom the
wrist.
Vhat tlw CMh " "i.ii
While m certHlli l.xtini n) famllv
Wfro In ltltfoft tt diik.v hoiixeWiiiit
neiwl ns earuinker. nnd more than
once alii rocelvwl In the dlntng rmtn
an Admirer In the- person of om 1 1 miry
Mormn, ib driver.
Ooe ereiimg as tho mold nud tho
Jelm wore making merry there ennw
from tho kitchen n painful scratching
sound.
"Whnt'u dst noise In do kltohon?"
domandod the rnsld's ndmlror. "Must
ho n dnw try In' to git lu."
"Don't yo worry," answered tho
maid. "Dnt ain't no dawg n-scrntchln
nt do do". Dat's do cook n-wrltln' a
lovo lutter to her hotioyauskle." LIp
plnaott'u. Killed by a Hair.
Fa bins, Roman pwetor. wwi clkd
to death by a single goat hair In the
milk ho was drinking.
4htv pointers.
To leiuttben llnr ltf at aivk glvi
buy n atrip of ontirt 1Untr of tho umw
color, eut oit a piece Inrjte ciiiih te
line tlio Up of tho tlnger, ntotuwn,
wrap It around your own Hir tip.
Htfcky Bldo out, nnd nllp 6n tth-
flnifor. preaelng the oourt pnmot
smoothly Inside. The tips win never
wear out.
Por mode or kid glovtw, push a tiny
bit of eotton (or. If you don't llko tli
a(m." tntrtt)M wool) Inh) en' it finjrr
tip- It wUl awte tho same purpose ms
tho cottrt pkMtor.
Hvti JaaUet.
MAiHe charming little jackets luf
c4Wio In. Tby nre ixfrcn'r ltnrt
and are t bo worn with ilitt wrim
frocks, T&eee tlttlo Jaftt l tint
eipin? Mne at tho waist, nnd 'h pep
lauw come Jast to the hip Hrt.
Meeker's Millinery Department
Tho Divine Sarah's Rule,
Mme. Hernhnrdt ut a supper smiled
mtmtht'tlcally over the Ury of a
young nctor who npplled vninly for the
jtost of secretary to a rich widow, says
the Detroit Prec Press.
"He failed, I understand." said Mine.
IScmluirdt. "because he dldu't wear his
l)ost clothes. Now. n youna; girl apply
ing for n secrofnr.vhli to nn elderly
millionaire, would never make such n
mistake as that.
"I believe, do you know, thnt the one
great difference between men nnd
women Is this:
"Wlion an important stop Is to b
taken n man asks, 'What sbsll 1 sayl'
a woman. 'Wliat shall 1 put ouV"
A Curious Accident.
Of all the curious accidents the
strangest occurred lu the Madras presi
dency. India, bomu years ago. A large
party was out shooting nnU had mor
tally wounded a tigress. Sho wn.
however, still nblo to tight, nnd ono of
thu hunters, having rashly ventured
too nosr, was solzed by thu beast. Ells
companions ran up nnd soon dispatch
ed tho 1 1 gross nnd released her victim.
Out Just ns ho rose to his foot thcro
wns a loud report, and ho fell ngaln,
with n bullet through his chest lu
rising he had struck with his foot nnd
discharged his own ride, which lay ou
tho ground. Aftor long uurslug be
recovered from tbo wound, but it wns
a narrow escape.
A numbor of varieties of thopomelo.
or grapefruit, grow in China, all differ
ing more or loss from tho Aiuorlcnn
fruit. All have moro or loss of tho
bitter tasto which makes our pomeloa
so nppetlrlng.
e Z
' J ust a v'iid to remind you thnt tho
Eden i
Valley
Nursery I
Is still doing huslmsR at tho same
old stnnd iud under tho same banner.
QUALITY FIRST
Look up tho history of this Nursery,
also tho man behind it.
You are gnnrnnteed ntock that wlllf
pleaso you and tho prlco will be
right.
it will soon ho trao clnnting tlmo.
Mall mo a list of stock wanted nnd
I will como through with tho good.
N. S. BENNETT
Phono Connections.
Ko 8'J .Modfortl, Ore.
FOR NEXT WEEK
A Sale on All
HATS
Meeker's Millinery Department
!
v--4rw0O0H
-The only way to help oneself is
by helping others.
I aim to follow this teaching In my practice. Let mo holp you
by properly correcting your eye?, relieving the tension of your over
wrought nerves, thereby restoring jour tired body,
DR. RICKERT, Eye Specialist
Over Kentnor'a
Watch Our Window
Next week for a bargain in pocket knives. Regular $1.50 values for 75c. This
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is your chance- to get an absolutely guaranteed knife at a voiy low price.
SAVOY THEATRE
Uurtor Haw Manngetnont
first Hun, 1 u nxert Motion lectures
I'ltm piiou, ( uurtcuus Tr itutent
1 rail 11 Hull. Prop.
lOo TEH OEirTS 10c
edford Gar
dware Como ny
218 EAST MAIN ST.
fnrflwwamriwriMiiirrrrT-",--,Tr
Medford Opera House, Tuesday, Oct 31st
Special engagement and attraction extraordinary. Jos. M. Gates presents the gloom-dispelling stars
Cecil Lean 53 Florence Holbrook
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In
In
tsngnt mm mmmmw m wml m
Eyes m WW. Wm W ISmK Eyes
A Stupendous Musical Comedy production with a company of seventy-five people with
Augmented Orchestra. By authors of "Three 'Twins" and "Madam Sherry." Book by Chas.
Dickson. Lyrics by Otto Haurbach. Music by Karl Hoschna.
f Original New York, Chicago and Boston Production.
This will be one of the greatest musical offerings of the year.
Prices: 50c, $1:50, $2.00. Seat sale opens Satutday, October 25th
Secure seats early and avoid dissapointment. Mail orders promptly filled.
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