tfel 1 n i "' a- i AIIODKOIM) MAlliTIMKHNK, 101)10111), OKKflQK, TUKSIUY, OCTOUlOUft lll. PXGE THUEK JOKES ED 10 DEATH LIST Twice DtirliiH Past Furtiiltjlit i.'lils tlos Riivi) Uocii -Mown lo Winn People Hint Until hail nrokoil nisrniiaidml when Dam Briila-. AUSTIN. I'll., Oct. SI.- IWIiiuil jlilil'IX, it WIIH llUIIIH'll )io Ilillll.V, Hwnllcil llio luim'xL nl' di'iilli in Hid I'liMul iliHiiHlur of liixt Siiluriluy. Twice iliiriiitf llio unl IWIiildit, tl in Immiml, Job-i-H lihuv llio lunu fito iiliinn MnIIii to ! ififlil ti out of (licit Io'iIh llio ic(iii who for iiioiiIIin IiiuI ilrrnitlml tlio IminliiiiK of lint iIiiiii which finally ocrwlii'liiicii lln'ii Tuici' (U'llllKdll ,y UlC IICCtllcnK lllllllll, tlm lowiiMimiilit IiiiikIiciI iiioI piilil no liccil only iiwiiki'iiing to tliolr tliui Kr wlam llio wiill of miter wiih upon llicin mill itcath iumI ruin vein nil tilioiit. Hvoii'.Miii llcckitr, llio tele lilioiic r who iImImM the iicuh, Hi-hI thoiixhl (hut the jokor went tit work iitfiiln, lnil on ookiiiK IIiioiikIi her whitlow kihv (ho wnll of wntur in 1 niulit. llnrinlH of Ho IhhIIck of thoMo who Mii'iMimlinl in the floml mnl tiro were hiKiin At dawn lining. Only n few lioiliov lire timuKli'il. nioxt of the vie Jinn Imvluir met ilenlh Itv ilrowtiiiiir. Our woiiiiin'x lnoly, wilh licml xev mi nl the chin, mnl nil hifimtV I io.lv will (he hack of the licml lorn off, yiere hrotiuht to the inoniiie. Knitifiii price prcvnll, ilerfpilc thrl fuel thnl food in liuing rtcrvco" free lo the hoinelofw. lihorcrw nie 'nrriviiiir conntiinlh' lo it wil I in elriuiiiR nwny the ile litl. fttrtunW upon (he roof of the four "lory ICiumiHiiiu Ltunher ooiiiimiy hnihtlnx, n live cow wan rexeueil lo "IrtV. " The Kiiiiiuil had Iiuoii curried n mile hy lhi flooil to the point whsrn It wnn foionl. Mmly lodtly mmreheni lieumi their work nt N point leu miles down the vnhVy. It in how IIioiikIiI Unit the ruiiiM f not he euliiely nenrchcd in xhle n week nt eitt. SAN' I'ltANVIKiO. mi. -I'nele Snui nt lettNl, Iiiik nil (ho cld he iiwU. one hillioy tlallnrn of it licim; eolneil.Tho iiiIiiIh will now poin nil r oulv for the mem went y your. LA FOLLETTE IS GIVEN A BOOST Governor Alilrlcli of Nebraska, Comon Out Fl.ilfootcdly fur Wisconsin Man Says Tail Should 'to Saved from His Frlwltls. MNCOI.N, Nell., Onl. ,'l. "I mil loi lu IVdlclle mnl I don't euro who kuowH il." in (he hiirdiin of n Iclci , ncnl hy Cloveiuoi' (,'lirMm- Ahliich of Nehi'iinkii to Internal llcvcnmi f'olhe , toe lliiiniuonil, nml iiilllliuil toiltn lid I Ini I'lccnioiil Trlhiiuc, of which pa -1 per Hammond in editor. ' The IcUcr uuiliotlitw tlm xplnt oi opposition to tlio leiioutiiiatioii (u , I'roaiduiit Tnfi whicli in pitivalciit o I NehriiMku mid mIiowh Hint oven wind ' the chief cMioutivo wiih louring ih- Mlnle and exehauitiiiK couileioM w.'.l' il I in in ,1. Hryaii, (hit. oppimllion wa Ki'iiwiug. The letter wik pulilUhcl ill reply to it eriticimu of Ahlriuh in tlm Trillium. "It In my pei'DOiiul riyl'l lo tup port l.ilKtillelte, mid he Iiiih a iiht lo he n candidate for the presidency," vvrilCH Aldrlcli. 1 do uol iliiuk i're. ideut Tnfl( Mhoiild he lo.uoiiiiiiatijd. Thi" it the t-iilIoii exiNliug rluht now, e Mill Iiiih mi opporluuily redeem IiIh parly plcdcM, mnl If he dosH ha there tuny he no oucnxii.ti for miolher ciiioliiliito. If lie doe uo do heller in the future he will not only not he nominated, Iml if he N noiiiluuled he will he defeated. "A iiimi HoiucliineM nufferi fmm fool frieiulrt mnl it occur to tue lint il it Iduh lime thai l'roidcut Tnttl A Hint From Paris ivm ntu io, h Hmart rlUbun lint uow, J ELECTION COMMENT (HoKohurK Review) The JWO.OO) loud ikhiio for pood roioU wiih piiHMcd nt the .Inck mih county election Snturdiiy by n limjoiily of 200. in thn.pnHn,i of lliin hood hniH) .Indcsou otniuty nets ii precedent ill tlm state n(;iirdiu tiod romlM eoimtuetioii. (Hui;eiio Oiianl) .Jackson corflity voton .,. "(111,000 for uond roiidw, ThatV fairer thuii depending on u spueinl stWAiou of the legislature. , not determine ienl itoiieM, and Im?v certainly will not in thin cu." Mrs. Roosevelt Injured. OYSTKIl HAY. K. Y., Onl. 2. Infonnalimi Hint. Mr. Thmulore Kooevelt Muffeied n (.evare full here on S.ttur.luv heemiio piihlie today. Il i iml Ihoiiitlil the i'ohuIu will lir Hciioii. While Mn. Koowevelt w riding with Colonel Itooxcvolt and ii...:.. t ..i.... i iii ""'". """. '"' ""; ' , " ' "'",,' ' rojul- honds retired credit upon thoK emiMiig her to roll to the pavement., .. .. ,,, ,,, , ,.,,, , the election and nlo prove- tlio su- perior intelliKenoe of the imtjm'i'y who endorsed thu idea nt the hnllot M. (drant-i I'nss Cauriur) ..- U..W..I r. .., e i.j- r.4-...i, I .laekwon nouiily Iikh IimI (lie way I SIuj-m nml per-onnl iniiiuatioi , , lnvWmi, fiiinlw for Hit- ooimlruo- tioti ol puulie ingliwayM. I'mler oar form of government the people are thu Miuroo of all power and from their linen. ion nt the liallot Imx tlieie , is no appeal. II i to he oxpeet"d that effortH will he made to nullify ; (ho remdt of the election, hut thitte , oniJt niirelv fail n the xovrciga 1 power of the elector in all nuffieient to tin ant nice the lioml votetl hy the majority. Tlio nppropriatiou hy JitukwHi count v of il,r00,000 good MISSOURI GIRL HERE FRIDAY Is a Brliilit Rural Comedy that Pic tures Life In 0zar,k 'country in Every DetailHas a Stfonn Moral Which Leaves Good Impression. The Miaxoiiri (Jlrl, which comes to the .Mcdl'onl r'riihiyvi a hriglil, ru ral comedy .thiit piclureM life in the Ozark country in every detail. Il Inn it Htroiig uforal whicli a I way IcaviH a good inipiciodon, mid hearx the proud diminution of having the cndoihcnu'iit id' nil the leadini: cnt icH of IhingH theatrical, uk well h of the pulpit throughout the entire coun iry. The tmuiedy i clenii, refined mnl extremely funny, heing the kind of fun that you are not utdinuicd la have your inotlier, wife, ninter or Hweethciirt see. The cluiraeler of Zeke Dohson in "The .Minnoiiri (5ir," in one of uuiiitie conception. Auioltg (he many hit pcrxoiiittioiiH of lift' ruiiil type of fered lo the xhow g,oing jmhlie there are hut a vw limited rnv where the 111111101 luifi evn'lteinpted to jKirlray this interentinjf ehnrneter as ho Ik really een in rent life. The htage caricature of tha farmer i- m thoroughly ImpreUHfil m our mindu that it in almost impossible for uk to imagine a rural ploy without the UHiinl imHRHihk' chnracterM, that arc, in many chuck, a Periuun drawback to an otherwise good piny. Zeke i'k a true jortraynl of an linn- ett. Iirighi, intelligent country hov; he says and does oply what is uut itrnl; his dialect and nrlioiiR are hoth peculiar anil droll. When in the city ho iiiakcN ludicrous mUtake and 'ii idea of "city folks" ami the re marks hit makes about them aro ex tremely comical, hut at the same tiine.'tr'ue to life. The Mioiiri C-'Irl will he seen at the iltdfor-l he.at-e Friday, Oetoher 0. 'JACK THE SLASHER' OPERATES IN SEATTLE HBATTLK, Wil Oct. .1. A "Jack tlio Hlnnhor" In (errorlzlng certain nehlirtrhooil In thl city. Inilniod a(ijmreiitly with tlio nolo ilelro to cut and hIiihIi with a. razor, a man an licared at the homo o.fKd (J, Allen 'at "Iglit. and whon Ahgu answered the door hell, attemptod to itlaMh him neroaM thu faco with ur azor. Tito po- acroHH the face with a razor. The (to imvt? ooun recoiveo conceniinf; too 'man with llio razor" during tho pfutt three daK. Look for the ad that off cnt it to you, Hccond-hnnd. nt n r;nl onrgaini Ifanklni for Henltto. " Stunned hy the hoek, it wait not tin lil after heiiit; taken home that her emiHeiouMicirt wim re.tttred. MnHnn for Heirh The comity court had tho wis- dont inonthrt ago to employ a good roads engineer nifil, n a consiMptcncc. they are now ready lo undertake road construction without the neees-f-ity of breaking in a new mini. The court HCPius to appreciate the im portance of doing' work right. Good niniU people everywhere will rejoice over the result of the good roads bond election in Jnek.xon county. RANCHES SO uerfu Hear Crcok tiottom, 2t4 ncre; 30 ncr.ji, litur croik bottom mostly, C r.-jorn nutv hoa, 1250 acrq. 17 ncrn, IS In two-yar-ilil rtj)I anil Ix-diH, iztiu ncrn: clouts to itioilon. 0 acre. 7 In bearing npplcif. balance In alfalfa, tCOOO. It acrf. alfalfa and ptnr, J2T5 acr. zw acrw, $L an ncre. fln utibillvlslon. 2 aetf.H IVrry iiubOlvlslon, cany tertnn. IS ar: oIoda In; beautiful .flew; fine soil; 3350 acre; vry easy terms. I 1-2 ncrea: bearlns orchard: vrattr rlclit; Mtore: alio It nun on good pt turo and hay land: al or trade. TRADE 1 1-2 acre, womn )iotu. IC50. I0 ncrea, 1 1-3 mllea from town In WIN lnmette valley, rich bottom and up land, 100 aorea cultivated,, good Irn provampnts, I12S acre. Ittcoma property, rentals, 1126 monthly; tK6 K004 acreage. , Nlcu Portland residence tor carden land. C00 acre nub-dlddvldmlldodtr. finely lo cated In amall town, take town prop erly. ISO ucro under dltcli. 35 In alfalfa. 576 Tillable, cn-at anati. CIO ii erf. 200 In wtirat, 130 per acre; take nt fa If n or fruit ranch. Wut'.-rfront nlore btilldlnfr. Incomes irrost II GOO month, take alfalfa or fruit tract. CruBcent City property for acreage. 20 acrea, 18 In prara, cioao In tine bclld Ins atte and view. ttO-acro atock and alfalfa ranch: ISO acrea tillable: under ditch; I7J per ncre: take Income property. 120 acrea raw land; all fine trait land: take any Rood property. i SO acres, tillable: S2000; take town prop erty. 20 acrea, cleared; take residence In trade. WANTED wirla for general houaework. City and ranch property t Hat. L F. L BITTNER mom it vmxfpn nmsm 1 V, I V Rogue River , Valley INDUSTRIAL FAIR MEDFORD, OREGON Pair fJroiiiichi, Located nt the Kml of North Central Avenue, Wednesday, Oct. 4tli Old Settlers' T3ay Balloon Ascension overj afternoon. Mlaa Tlnn IlroadrIck, the fatnoiis girl neronnut, will open the pro gram Wcilnendar. t 2:20 Class Trot; 2:20 Class Pace; 3-8 Running Race. One and one-third fare has been granted by the railroads Admission, adults, COc; children 25c; box seats 50c and 75c; In the grand stand all other seats 25c; bleachers free. Y. II. CANON, Prtw. GEO. DAVIS, Treas. A. K. WARESec'y. Officers or tho Southern Oregon District Fair Association aa follows: J. A. PERRY, Pre. E. T. STAPLES, V.-Pres. J. S. ORTH, Trca. A. K. WARE, Sec'jr. r f i w w - -"-ttf , rftvt Mau . l-f 1W - '''-r1 'Hntt't5 Cash! Cash! WE NEED IT Cash ! Cash! I . tsl ,11 Gigantic Genuine Sale t r FURNITURE , . Never in the history of Southern Oregon has Furniture, Rugs, Stoves, Ranges and House Furnishing Goods been sold at such prices. Think of having, to select from -1 $40,000 Worth of Stock '? . t '' I See For Yourself This is the house that made and , p . still makes it possible to buy Furniture in 'Southern Oregon at reason aple pnees-.more reas on able now tian ever. It's Your Opportunity ,artiflSffliBBaBiiaB IIBni11 ' " Next to Post Office Cent. Ave. & 6th St. j&&t'K I- rr,-fr .,.. 5 f