Z. I- J-J" - MEDFORP MAIL" TRIBUNE, MEDFORP, OKEGON, TUESDAY APRIL 25, 1911. ' PAGE SIX - r t VJF jiwt-ffn rrt mm ' m J !' 3fe i ! A RtV ' ! f I ,r-h - em ? i I j.' J " !!f '13! i BIG ENGINE MAKNQ OD At Opera House Largo Gang Is at Work Grading County Road Near Ashland New Engine Jerks Plow Along Road In a Hurry. The county road force Ih IniHlly en kukoiI In BratllnK tho county routl Just north of Aslilanil, between tho MIIIiikh pluco and V.taa MIHh, preparatory to putting on crunliurf rock. The new Uuffalo-PlttH eiiKlne, recently purclinHcil by tho county court for rontl work, wan Blven a thorough trial nnil worked nplcnillilly. "It pulled the 1Ir plow tlirotiRh tho rock anil dirt up mil down HiikIo mill hill, with rune, und did not wet Ktuek once, ilolnB the work In forty-to mln utoH tliut It took tho old eiiKlne five hourH to do," milil Commissioner CJeorKO r,.I)nvlH, "und wo are proud of It." Tho county court will have tho old eiiKlno put on tho rock crusher und tho new ono will bu kept on tho bit? plow rind hauling rock. Mr. Davis nlno says It will haul forty-nine yards of, dirt or crushed rock at u load with tho new eiiKlno and seven new cars that linvo self spreaders. The old engine nnd same number of cars, with tho samo crew, hauled clRhteeoii yurds of dirt or ktuvoI. County Honil Engineer Harmon woh In town thu last of tho week superin tending the work In company with Dis trict Huporlntendent O, W. Jones nnd they nlso took tlo opportunity to In spect some of tho roads In tho valley south of tho city. INSULTED HIS W: QUITS Restaurant Slang Proves Too Much for Oakland Man on His First Trip to Town Takes His Meals Quiet ly Now. couldn't Iibvo eaten a bit, after hearing uti that." Mr. Mutter Ih boarding lit n private boarding house now, "where tho meals arc put on tho table family style nnd where everybody helps himself. SCHOOL BOY FINED FOR F ISHIN6 Evolyn Monroe with "Olrl From Bee- tor'" "Tho Olrl From Hector's," which opens at tho M Gilford for an engagement of ono night, Friday, April 28, ran 300 nights tit Wobor's Music Hall, Now York. Tno piece Ih tho work of 1'aul M, Potter and Is dei'lured by critics to bo tho great est effort of that famous playwright's career. 1 Itecontly (tamo Warden ITargaillno got wind that a party of hlghschool boys had started for the Ashland Creek For est Preserve, four or them with guns and Hovorul with fishing tocklo says the Tid ings, Mr. Ilargadlno suspected that thi youths wero going to tako liberties with tho game laws nnd saw no uho for I ho guns unless the boys hoped to sIihoc a deer. Ho set out In pursuit and came on tho party shortly after tio day's sport had begun. He found that one of them Claude Candors had been feeding with out u license, nnd had caught several trout, soinii or them lesH than six incbeti In length. With n view to maklnjc an example of him, Mr, Hargndlno filed i complaint In Justlco Hurt'H court 'his morning, charging Sanders with having flHhod without a license. Tho youth pleaded guilty und was fined $26 nnd costs. rrederlck Wardo Mot a Singer A very good story Is told about tho distinguished tragedian. Frederick W'arde, who Is coming to this city short ly In an elaborate production of "Julius Caesar." Home years ago when Mr. Wardo first came to this country, lie was engaged ns leading man of thu famous Hooth's Theatre In New York City. During the season n play was produced In which ho appeared as a handsome youth and wus supposed to sing u song, u sort of serenade. Mr. Wurde never clulmed any vocal talent In that direction and demurred, so It was arranged that tho song nhottld bo rendered In tho wings, and Charles Pike, a very excellent baritone, was engaged to sing tho song. After It was llnlshcd, Mr. Wardo as tho dashing young heio was to leap a hedge on the stage and proceed with tho action of tho play. On tho opening night everything proceeded smoothly, Mr. Plko sang tho sung and Mr, Wardo leaped tint hedge, but nt this Juncture tho uudlence took u hnud In It. The song hail made a hit, auif tho audience doinauded an encore. Mr. Wardo was nonplussed and confused for it moment, then he leaped back over tho hedge nnd Mr. Plko sang again; but by this time tho audience had "caught on" and when the handsome young uctor mmlo his next appearance, ho was greet ed with a roar of laughter and u round of applause. After that night song was cut nut Hnsklns for Health. His natnu was John C. Motter, he said, and his home Is at Oakland, Or., or, rather, that Is where he was last em ployed. He Is u professional "hired hand," he said. All of which has but llltle to do with the story, except to Identify the lead ing man. He went Into a restaurant which Is patronized by the kind of men who say: "Come on, bo; let's grub th eats." Well, Motter went Into this restaur ant. He said all the time that he never visited town to speak of, this being his second nppeorunce, and tho first time he wus with his "boss." Ho ho took off his hat and that Iden tified )il tn as a newcomer and sat down ut the counter, A number of others carno In nt ubout thu same time und things were lively. "Ohnme a beefsteak fried with on ions. If It ain't too much trouble, pleuse," said Mr. Motter. The waiter stood aghast. Then he re covered his composure and turning IiIh face townul the kitchen door, yelled; "John Dull! Make hlin u glnny'" The "hired hand" wasn't sure whether he wus Insulted, or whether tho waiter had his order mixed, but he waited. A man next to Motter gave his order, "Hash," he said, laconically. "dent wants to take a chance," yelled tho waiter. It sounded like tho open ward of the foolish housu to Motter, but still he waited and said nothing. Tho waiter had reached tho third man. "Chicken croquettes,' said the customer. "Fowl ball!" yelled the waiter. The fourth mnn along tho lino or dered frankfurters and sauerkraut, good and hot, "Fldo, Shep and a bule of hay," yelled tho waiter, "and lot 'eh slzzlul" Motter edged off his stool and stood up. Ho iiud a wild glitter In his eye. "Two scrambled eggs on toast," said n man, "Hrldo nnd groom on a raft; wreck 'em," shouted tho waiter. It was then thut Motter picked up Ills hut and tied the scene. "Here," shouted thu waiter as Motter went out tho door. "Como through with thu kalo; you gotto kick In whether you wrap yourself 'round tho stuffliV or not." Hut ho was too lute. Motter had gone. "Why, that's n regular crazy house," he said lust night. "When I order some thing to eat I don't want to bo Insult ed, and I don't want my grub Insulted, either. Why. say. If I had stayed I Killed hi Motor Wreck. SAN D1EOO Cal April 24. Mis. Fred Klllott, wife of a petty officer of the submarine fleet, wus killed and Mrs. Money fntaily Injured when a small gas ollne car on tho railroad running between South San Diego and Imperial Tk-ach was derailed today, ADVICE rOR MEDrOUD l'EOFLB. People In Medford who have constipa tion, sour stomach or rob on the stom ach, should use simple buckthorn bark, glycerine, Ac, as compounded In Adler-l-ka, the new Herman appendicitis rem edy. A SINQIiR DOSfi brings relief al most INSTANTLY because this simple mixture antlseptlclzes the digestive or gans nnd drain off the impurities. Leon B. Hasklns. BLIND TO BE PIGGERS ARE PROSECUTED District Attorney Mulkey has announc ed that two blind pig proprietors In Grants Pass have been caught violating the law and said that warrants for their arrests have been Issued. Tho two par ties named by Mr. Mulkey wero Gebhardt Huber and Oeorgo Sailer. 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