Tfl.13 MISDFORP MAIL TKIBUmS, MTCPffORD, OHEGOy, TVftwh'At, XXmJARY 4, 1910. 5 50CIAL ANDPERSONAL Wonr Kltlil'8 HIioom. .Km. Wottoror, ot .Inulmonvlllo, wim In Mori ford Tiionriuy, I'riKiMt Wulilt Iiiih relumed from n .dip lo Portland on IiiihIiiuhh. TIio iitly council will moot UiIh menlng in riurtiltir hohhIoii. '. P. Hun mid hoii won) ul Jnuk unnvlllti Tinwduy mi IhihIiiuhh, Col, Frank h. ToiiVillu 1h oxpoclori in rot urn tliltt evening from Ban I'ihiiuImco. Wear Klild'n BIioiih. '. ..ii Ioiik proiiou of opportuni ty fur 11I0, udvoillnod cluwil'lodly, Ik whII iiailor way. W. II. MdDiiiiIoIh, of tliu Apploguto rtoullon, whh in Modl'nrri Monday on n ItUMimmH trip. Don't lot tliu otliur poo pi o llnd nil (Im inoKt iniiortant want iuIm. KiltST tli'm year. .1010 in to ho m grout year for uri vortiwinK and tlm Hlorou nru to got now records in tlin direction. Woar Kiihl'H SIiooh. Claud Hoovor, hoii of L. C. Hoovor, who wont to Portland litHt wuulc to tako a eouro in tliu Portland huni iJioHit College, relumed to Modford thin morning, liadly crippled with rlioiiimttiNiii. No Hoomtr lind young Hoovor urrivori in Portland than tint twinges of rhouinatiHiu bouutno ox crutiutiug and llnally ho wan com pelled to ruturn homo and await a moro nuspioioiw wuathur condition. Wear Kidd'H SIiooh. ' . Tho Now Year Hlinuiri begin witli nit .nrivtirUMltig muuoohh for yon nolling a unci! nrtiolo that in not of miy furthor uho to you for Its valtio oven if it in hut a hiiihII one, Htioh ns to someone oIho in ciimIi. Fifteen writs hottt orchard land, -only tlilriMvipiartorn inllo from town, nonr 'l'roniion &. CIutlirlo'H orchards; thin I va hiinp and worth double tho prico atdcod; tonus to milt. 9 1 2C per aero. Aylor & llarnott. 24 8 Al K. Woolvorton Iiiih purehnNcd frt)in M. Krdiiiann, n tract compris ing thirty loin fncing on Fourth street, ouo block north of Main Htreot and a block wont of Oakdalc. Tho coiiHiduration in .$7,000 and tho tract will bo put on tho market at once. Jlr. Woolvorton liandlod tho Woolver ton Hididivislon near this tract suc cessfully Innt year. Married At JackKonvillo, Jnnunry an!. Nii'koli llcllor mid Stella Smith, J. It. Neil, county judge, officiating. A. K. Kellogg, of Gold Hill, win in Mcdford Monday on buHincHH. A. J. Olson, of flold Hill, was n Modford visitor Moudny afternoon. Horaco Pellon, of Siuh'm Vnlloy, wiih in Modford Monday, iib waH nlso P. .ana. Tho I.udios' Aid Society of tho Christian ediuroh will meet tomorrow afternoon at tho church. A largo at tendance in requested an officers uro to bo elected. , iHiiao Ketch, of Itoseburg, was n Modford visitor Tuesday. W. M. IIoiIkoii, of tho Ilodnon Auto Company, took out tho first liconfco for Anliinc and hunting issuori by County Clork Colomnn in 1910, Tuos- dny morning. Tho Jacksonville Firo Company lield the annual mooting of tho or gniiir.ntion Moudny. At that time 11 now memborH wore initiated with ap propriate corcmnnicR, after which tho -company silt down to n sumptuous hnno.net nt which nil tho good thing of tho Benson wore Borved. Attorney 10. D. Higgs, of Ashland, wbh in Jnoksonvillo Tuesday on legal IjUHilWSH. Wonr Kidd'B Shoos. II. Walking, of Kaglo Point, spent Moudnv night in Modford. Mr. nnd Mrs. II. It. Atkin, of Kent, Ohio, aro in Mcdford, looking ovor tho vnlloy with n viow to loonting . A. W. MoDonnld, of Topponifih, WiinIi,, is in Modford, looking for n business location. . 1 S. Pond, of Eugouo, is in this city on a business trip. S. K. Goorgo, of Fugono, arrived in Modford TuoHduy on n visit to his laughtor, Mrs. F. W. Caniahan. Guy Monro tho Woodvllol .fnrmor enmo up Krldny to spond tho holi days1 with hla wlfo nnd young son. Tho Indlnnoplls 8tnr of nocombor 27, contains u put ot tho prUo win ning enr of Spltzonborga a ttlio flpo ltano nntlonnl npplo Bliow. Thus tho ndvorllHlng opronds. II. O. Malloy and II. h. Kolly, Jr., loft Monday morning for Grnnts Pnws to look ovor tho work of tho govora inont fluhorlou buronu In that sec tion. II, U. ImiUBdon of tho firm of IIutchlHou & LuniBdon, rqturnod Mon day ovonlng from Lob AngoloB. Mr. TiUniBdon wll romnln horo n fow days yhllo Mr. HutohlBon takes n vaca tion, County Commlaalonor nPttorfion Ib In Modford today, from Tnlont. Chan. Llndflny ot ABhland wna In Modford TuoBday on huslnoBa mat tors, Col. J. W. llloka of Central Point spoilt oMndny In Modford, J, A, Guunynw, tho Indian, war votoran, la Borlouely 111 nt hl homo -on oNrth Central nvonuo near Fifth. STUDY PLAN! PESTS S Oroijon Aurlcullural Colloyo Arranucs Short Winter Courso For Farmers of State. Thoro aro no problems confronting tho, grower of fancy Oregon fruits and vegetables that aro of moro vital interest nnd importance than tliOBO dealing with the control of (he various i'ungiiH nnd iuwect enemies. Thoro is no other branch of horticul tural practi'-o about which there is moro diversity of opinion among practical fruit growers than the methods of treatment for tho vari ous orchard pestu. It is on nccouut of these facts that the Department of Entomology! and Plant Pathology of tho Oregon ' Agricultural College have made spe cial nrruugomonts for crop pest coursos to bo given in connection 1 with tho short courso in agriculture which is to bo hold at the college from January Ith to February 11th, 1111(1. Plant Pathology, The courso in Plant Disease will ' onanist of daily lectures and demon- j stratioiis mid will deal with a do-! tailed discussion of tho catiso and control of nil tho important fungous! nnd bacterial diseases of horticul tural crops occurring in Oregon. A sufficient number of introduc tory lectures will bo given covering tho fundamental principles of Plant; Pathology in ordor to enable tho' grower to understand (ho nature of fungi and bacteria nnd (heir relation as paniKitcs to tho crops which thoy attack. This preliminary discussion is iiecossary lo a full understanding of tho detailed discussion of tho special diseases of tho treo fruits, small fruits, nuts nnd vegetables which will ft How. Tho lectures of tho flnnl week will deal with Pathol ogicnl subjects of n gonornl nnturo covering among others tho following topics: "Fungicides and their Prcp nration," "Development of Disenso Kovjistnut Varieties of Plants," "Dis semination of Plant Diseases," "Or elinrd Sanitation." Tho lectures will bo illustrated, where possible, by nodial specimens, charts, photographs and lantern slides. ICroiiniiilc KutliomolKy. Kconomic Kntomology in its rela tion to horticulture will bo treated in ii courso parallel with that of Plant Pathology. Thirty lectures dealing with the principnl insects of horticultural crops will bo given. After u fow preliminary lectures on (he groups of insects and tho types of life histories in tho severs! group, tho courso will deal Inrgely with a detailed discussion of the doscrip lion, lifo history nnd mothods of con trol of each of (ho important insects which attacks horticultural crops. Special lectures will bo given on tho preparation, nnd application of the vnrious insecticides. Snmo attention will also bo given to birds in thoir relation to Kconomic Entomology, Orchard Sanitation from tho standpoint of tho Entomol ogist nnd othor gonornl topics. The extensive collodions of (ho Departmont of Entomology will bo Moquontly drawn upon to furnish illustrative material. 320 ncrcs, vory host land, deep froo soil, 285 ncrcs or which Is In a high stnto of cultovntlon. This Is a farm, and n good ono, tho vory befit of fruit or grnln land, only 8 miles from town; tonus to suit. Prlco per ncro, $C0. Aylor & Ilonnott, noxt door to Mall Trlbuno office 2S .Mixed. A sergeant was once drilling a squad of recruits, Tlioy wore Incredibly ig noraui, One or tliem could not tell tils rllit liand from tils loft. The Ber genia proceeded to teach thorn and nt last attained some degree of success, Sergeant Now, yer blessed Idiot, hold yer hands In front ot yer and twist tuoin round ono over the other. Htop! Now, which Is your left hand ajul which Is your right? ltecrult (looking nt his hands for a moment) I'm blowed If I know. I've gone and mixed 'etui London Au swers. Ana Ma Could Mavo Carrlod Her. "I shall nover speak to hlm ngaln,' alio declared vehemently. "Why notV" her chum asked. "When wo wore at that concert the other night 1 told him If he didn't take mo out or tho crowd I would faint and he would have to carry ino away." "Yes?" "Well, you'd have thought his life depended on getting mo out ot there In n hurry I" Staff Surgeon Oswald Iteea-of tho IlrltlHh navy says the negro's color gives him an advantage over tho whlto man In tho stokehold as well as In tho sun, "In the sun," this authority ex plains, "dark skins resist heat better: In tho Htokehold It radiates heat bet ter" Dr. Itees Bays the little thin man loses heat much more rapidly and therefore Is a much better stoker than Is the larurr and more fleshy num. Th FnmWy Pulr. The wrlgly stlllncwi of the study period was broken by n slumming door, nnd a thlu boy In illrly. ragged clothes slouched across the room, Halfway to (he teacher's drNl hr drawled, "Pa wants that you should lot Jim go homo right, now." As Mix Davis looked a little doubtful, he ridded, "He Icln como bnck right away," The perinlMHloii given, (ho two badly soiled, half starred sons of the most shirtless family In the dlntrlct hIiuIIIhI down (ho stairs. Very shortly Jim re turned, wearliiK a pleased and Impor taut smile on Ills pathetic little face. "I come as soon's I could. I'n's brother's dyln to Poplar," he announc ed cheerfully. "That'll why pa wanted me." "Hut you weren't koiic long: you didn't stay home, I cnu't see why you went at all." answered Hie Is-wlldered MIhs Davis, "Why, pa's goln'," explained Jim. "Yes, hut what has that to do with you?" nsked the teacher. "Pa had to liaro tils suspenders," was Jim's matter or fact reply.--12x-change. Tho Power of OnalU. Ono day by way of experiment I horuessed two common garden snails to a toy gun carriage to see lr they could pull It along, says a writer In n Loudon inngaxlne. Although the gun carriage 'was a hoary leiuleu one. tho buiiIIs pulled It so easily that I loaded tho body or the cnrrlage with small shot. The snails, however, were moro thuu equal to tho tun!;. Anxious (o (est their powers still further. I at tached a toy cannon (made of lead and brass) Ixihlad tho gun carriage, but tlio mills and their additional load moved on once again with the name apparent case. Out of curiosity I decided to weigh the cannon, gun carriage and shot and to my great surprise found (he total weight to be almost ono pound. I venture to think this a very cood load for two snails to.uuttmge. Candles For Chrlstmat. Christians candlemakcrs aro busy for tunny months In tho yeir. It would Is) ImiKxodblo to estimate how mnny hundreds of thouvnnds of dozens of pretty little colored wax candles nro re quired for Chrlstmaa trees all over Eu rope and America. Tlien; are also can dles for church decoration nt Christ mastlde. Whereas tho Christmas treo taers nro, some or them, so tiny ns to require seventy-two to make a pound, tho great altar uhnfta or pure beeswax will sometimes stand six feet and weigh rorty jiourwlH nplcce. Tit-HI Is. " Avoiding Temptation. Ilntumert Ktytngtiam tuts neror boiiKht a Christmas treo for his chll I dre u. ; Callahan Probably he Is nfrnld or i temptation. Hnmmert Temptntlon7 CallahnnI mean that ho Is afraid that If he did buy a treo he would bo tempted to buy something to hang on It. Town and Country. Hurry Up Santa Claud Yatidor Mlslali Clirln'mun, In!ln' lonif tlo vray. "lie iilower than a rnllromj" Dut wlmt chlllun.tay. Dey wnntu 'tin fr tr hurry up An' pnnn le tlmo cr day. Dreamtd' 'bout Uo comtn' cr do Chrla'muil Atlanta Conttl tu tlon. New England Pie. Somo poor dweller In the benighted beyond of Chicago asks what a real Nuw Unglnnd plo Is like. It probably will not help him to be told, but If ho means apple It Is Hko an essay by Em erson liquefied with the music or Mas sanet and Hplccd with the syulcism or Slmw. lr he menus pumpkin It Is like some or Gounod's music heard In a landscnpo all sun and (lowers, and If ho means tuluco pie. why, It Is llko an Increase In salary uud n present from home arriving on the day when one's conscience was behaving Itself. Bos ton Globe. Not In Love. Tho cashier of a Fteueh bank en ters the private otllco ot h president nervous and agltatod. "Sir." ho sayn. "I haro something on my mind which 1 reol myaeir compel led to dlsclotw, tbouBh ror months 1 linvo striven to conceal It." The presl dent turns pate. "Tho met U I lovo your daughter."' The president brtothM more rreely. "Ah, you lovo my daughter: Do you over make any error a lu your books or lu countlug your cash, llnd yourself abstracted, eh?" "Never, sir," with prldo. "Thou, sir. I must decline to encour Igo your suit. You nro not really In .ovo." fans journal. Queer Placo For a Will. A Mexican miser who died not long ugo was found to havo his will tattoed on his breast. - ---f t BUSINESS LOCALS : t T f f Nicely furnlihed rooms with nil niodorn convonlencos at tho Palms. l.lvo nt tho Pnluis, now brtclc building, now furnltur), strlotly mcdorn, cor ner Grapo nnd Main streotB. Ono-half h. p. motor, 1 'JO-qt. White Mountain froor.er, n lot of pecking onus, tubs, etc., for sale. Inquire Lewis' eonfootionory. Sei tho bnrgain for 80 noros of land ns advertised in tho for snlo column of (his paper. Stockholders' Meeting. A moodng of tho Btockholdojs of tho Ilartbrouhor Lend Mining com pany will bo hold at tho offlco WltU Ington & Kwlly, In tho Palm build ing nt ,8 o'clock. All subscribers to tho stock of tho compnny aro noti fied to nttond. 247 Tluy onough wnnt ndvortising to soil that unwnntod nrtiolo of valuo. BR0WNIEKAR CONTEST TO CLOSE NEXT MONDAY THE LAST DAY. Hoys nnd girls, you only have ono week in which to hustle for lirown iokar coupons. You must get thorn in by Monday, January 10, at noon. No coupons will bo received rrftor 12 M. on Mohday, Janunry 10. There arc thousands, of columns still out. Duplicnlo checka count tho same ns 1 1 COUPOMB. Pay For Coupons. Don't forgot that wo pay for tho I coupone-ovcry bey or girl who has' . , .. . I worked in this contest gathering coupons will get somothing for their I work. Tho ono having tho largest j number will receive tho Hrowniekar' nnd nil others will bo paid. Isn't this Hiifficiout inducement to work? Mnny boys nnd girls work twice ns hard for a prize not onc-tunth us line. Hero is something to work for. Next Monday afternoon n com mittee of throe young business men will open tho box for tho finnl count nnd the result will bo announced in the pnp-T Tuesday. Mr. Orth, of tho Mcdford Nnlionnl bunk, has kept tho key in his posses sion nil tho time nnd three disinter ested parties have mndo the count ench week. Tho Btoro hns had abso lutely nothing to do with tho count ing in nny way. Ilelow wo show just how the stand ing of onch constestnnt is at this time: Total to January 4, 1910. Francis Kurlh 7131 Neil Ilnrris 0011 Geo. Leonard .r07 Myrl Davis 437-1 Hex Unkor 152 Willio Stinson 723 Carter Brandon 3428 Myrl Gnrno(t 885 Hlsn Snyder .' 885 I.eorn Dnvis ; '510 Hay Reynolds 314 Browning 1'urdon x02 Paul IhiBscll 116 Hnrry Wortmnn 579 Mubel Kdmondes 25 JnmoM Brpphy 83 1 Chns. Buy 898 j Mnblo Rhodes ' 204 j Willio Cubborley" 58; Ethel Snydor : 10 Violet Hanson Cj I Murrion Fisher 203 Walter Wilson 117 1 Willio Hooker John Frees ; 22 Mnry A. Moo 105 Ethol Murphy 91 Eroll McKillignn 100 Sixty ncrcs vory beat deep black froo soil, tho best fruit land that can bo bought In tho Boguo river valloy, two miles from town, small houso, good barn, all under fence. Out buildings, etc. $125 por acre. Aylor & llarnott, noxt door to Mall Trlbuuno offco. 24S TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY. WANTED A 4 or 5 room, furnished house. Address Box 402, city. FOR RENT A suito of 3 nicely furnished housekeeping rooms; no children. 222 South Holly. Mrs. Joo. Thomns. FOR SALE Underwood Typewriter, latest model, with 2-color ribbon shift; baso and mctnl cover; cost $110.00; will Boll for cash only; prico $90.00. Address Box No 588 tf FOR SALE Roguo Rivor three-color stntunry showing Comico penr nnd Spitzonborg apples. Modford Mnil Tribuno. 2GC WANTED Farm enrponter. Cnll Condor Wntor and Powor Co's of flco. WANTED Man nnd wlfo; man to do gonornl work, woman for gonornl housework. Condon Wntor nnd, Powor Co. FOR SALE Must ho sold nt onco, m nee A tr n ... 1 . 1 . I i.um 01 iav ui:ic8, xuv lit cuiiiYii tlon, rich soil, well adapted to al falfa, 8 room houso, outbuildings, farm utonallB, etc; nlco trout stream running through tho placo, flno cold springs; timber, pltio nnd onk. Goes at $00 por ncro. Wf. Gardner, P. O., Sams Valloy, Oro. 250 t GOLD HILL"TEMS. (From Gold Hill News.) C. A. Potorson wns married in Portland today. That's nbout nil that nnyono hero knows nbout it, so well hns "Pete" kopt his socrct. Mrs. Emily Stovons, Mrs. D. P. Bluo nnd Vornon Bluo enmo down from Ashland Saturday (o visit T. P. Bluo nt tho Centenninl mino for a fow dnys, excepting Mrs. Blue, who roturnod Monday. Gold Hill streots nro now once moro brilliantly lighted. Repairs havo boon complolod on (ho Oregon Wntor & Powor Company's plant on Roguo Rivor, nnd only nbout two volts of tho full strength of (ho dynamo nro lucking. Mnnngor Reed reports that everything Is working smoothly and that thoro will bo no fniluro of power in tho future. E. T, Staples, owner of tho Jossio mine, was in Oold Hill Monday from Ashland, whoro ho runs nnd oporatos a splendid hostelry, tho Hotel Ore gon. Miss BoBsto Flippin, of tho corps of touchers in tho Mcdford schools, spent sovornl days of tho holiday va cation at- tho homo of her father, Wrn. Flippin, in Gold Hill. MrH. M. If. Hico returned yester day from Portlnnd, whoro she was cnllod ton days ngo by tho serious j""0,85 0,hor 'J."uKht?r' Mr8' Chc9f" Gnult. Tho Buffcrcr is now regarded Gnult. Tho Buffcrcr is now regarde aB beinr? out of danrror. Tho local lodge Rcboknhs elected officers nt their meeting this week, and wj" jn8ta,11 thcm nt tho meeting next Wednesday evening. Tho now Bargains For Srxiri or Exchanrje 40 ncros heavy timber landsovon miles from Mcdford; tho wood will moro than pay for tho land. 12 ncrcs full bearing orchard, 4 miles from Mcdford. Spitzenbcrg und Newtown Pippin apples; best Boil in vnlloy; good buildings. A bargnin for n few dnva. For Bale New 5-room modern; tortus; $2000; plumbing and wiring completo; plenty of bearing fruit trees; East Side. Now house, 4 rooms and bath, near park; cholco location; terms; $1500. Grocery store nnd stock goods; terms; $2500; good trado establish ed. See Tows era d 134 31AIN ST. AT CCSICK & MKYKKS. THREE STEPS in the progress of Domestic Science WSJ) MKiunrsnuKU! We nrc devoting our attention to the latest improve ments in Cooking without lire Heat without ilame Challnjj Dishes, Cereal Cookers, Ovens We would like to .answer questions about thcm today Rogue River Electric Co. WE D0NT DEL I EVE YOU CAN BEAT TH Thirty-two acres in this tract, f fruit laad, about two miles fVtM a shipping point. The baildiBf consist of fhre-room box houue, rood-eicad barn, etc. There are 12 noros of 5 aad G-yoar-old aj: pls. Mostly Newtowns, with com mercial peachos planted be twee as filloru. Also three acres of young pear tres and some family orchard. Poor acres in alfalfa. Six or eifiht aon,. of timber, most ly onk and Innrel. There is a pumping plant on tho placo which supplies water for tho garden nnd nlfnlfn, equipped with gnsolino ejieiuo. About 40 rods from n trood school, nas rural mnil do livery nnd tolephono. Prico $10,500. Terms. W. T. YORK & CO. For the Best In harness, saddles, whips, obes, tents, blankets, wag on sheets, axlo groaso and gall cure, as well as all kinds of custom work, see J. G. Smith 314 E. Main. n officcra: Knto Kellogg, N. O.; Nellio Rood, V, G.; MrB. I. Coy, treasurer; Maud Stickel, recording Bccrotnry; Maggie Harvey, pormanent Bccro tnry, W. A. Carter, of Portlnnd, is hero for a visit with his sister, Mrs. J. h. Hnmmorsly and Miss Ninn Cnrtor. With J. P. Hughes, of Salem, he owns n splendid limo ledge on Knnos A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION "That reminds me" musod McCutch oon, "In my offlco up tho street, ( I've got everything bo handy thoro, that working Is a treat, I'vo got labor earing systems nnd j tolophonos and cool electric fans.'M "Tho reminds mo" Bald McCuthcon "Why should I havo all tho snaps? With my wlfo at homo, a struggling with a lot o' handicaps, An' fusflin' round with smoky lamps! an' gas an' gasoline ! An' gottin, all worn out with ped-; ailing that old machine." i "Tho reminds" says JlcCuthton "my wlfo's birthday's coniln' Booon Sho's lookln' sick and weary and she's getting pale and thin, Ifl llko to get hor something that'll help her health to win." "That reminds mo" says McCutheon "my wlfo'o goln away to visit, An' I havo struck upon a notion that Is not so dusty, Is It? While she's gone I'll wlro tho house j up from the' garret to tho ground.) An we'll havo a homo electric' time her birthday comes around. So Mac got awfully busy, whllo his f rati was out of town And blew himself for "everything. oloctrlc," money down. Electric fixtures, reading lamps, all J. E. ENYAHT. President JOHN S. ORTH, Cn.-hier J. A. THE BEDFORD NATIONAL BANK JAPITAL $3O,0W SURPLUS $10,000 Safety boxes for rent. A gefleral Banking Buslnees transacted. We solicit yew" patresage. Are Going Have you a friend coming west? You ought to bring one to Medford. Call and see us. Let us talk routes and rates with you. Information eheerfuHy fur nished. Phone, address or call on Southern Pacific R. R. A. S. ROSENBAUM, Agent ROGUE RIVER Three Color Stationery Letter Headsand Envelopes Cornice Pear and Spitzenburg Apple i EMIUjKMATIO OV THE VALLEY AM) ITS r-JUXCIlVYL RE SOUUCES NEAT AM) ATTRACTIVE HUT NOT GAUDY. THE MAIL orcok, throo milou from Gold Hilt. Thoy havo purohnsod a lirao kiln of the latest improvod make, nnd it In now on its wny horo from New York 47,000 pounds of machinery. Ah soon ns tho kiln arrives, which will bo shortly, nnd is placed in position, tho ledgo will bo worked for limo that tests havo shown to bo of tho very highest Quality. gleaming bright and clean, And flat Irons, hoators, ct.lflng dlah nnd motor run machine You should havo scon tho fnco on Mrs. Mac when sho reached homo, And saw hor houso olcctrlflcd. and nnd spied the lovely domo (That hung within tho dining roam) all beautiful and bright She could only gazo in rapture nt tho brilliancy of light. If ever a husband mado a hit, Mc- Cutchcon was tho boy, Hla wlfo was half hysterical with happiness and Joy. Sho tried tho Irons and chafing, dish anod started up tho fan And llko a happy child, around hor electric room sho ran. And It Is nothing now unsual to hear tho neighbors say "SInco Mrs. Mac got 'lectrlfled sho's youncer overy day," And, no wonder, for her druggory don't tako up all her lifo Like It used to when McCutheron had a non-electric wife. P. S. M. Mnn-with-an-unwlred-houso: Why not make a hit with your wife, llko McCutcbeon didJ wltk his? P. S. Mrs. Ditto: Read the poena out loud to him. PERRY, Vice-Presnie-Jt. W. B. JACKSON, Ass't Cashier. You East ? TRIBUNE