YOU CAN BE A BETTER TEACHER By Training Yourself Professionally at the OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL =~ MONMOUTH, OREGON — ------:------ Oregon’s School for Oregon Teachers \ o u will learn w h a t to teach and how to teach. The school p re p are s you fo r e le m en tary w ork in city and country schools. E very m em ­ ber o f th e fa cu lty has professional prep aratio n . COURSES— Professional, Supervisor, Rural and Primary. First Semester Begins Sept. 11, 1916. I.earn m ore about your professional possibilities. T he l'J 16 catalogue tells. The R e g is tra r has one for you. W rite fo r it. REDUCED F R E I G H T R A T ES l o and from ail point* on household goods, pianos JO H N SO N & UM BARGER 4 1 1 -4 1 2 A litk y B u ild in g . P o r tla n d , O re g o n --------------------------------------------------- \ t Portland Y .M . C. A. Auto School D ay and r ig h t c la sse s. E x p er t train in g in repairing, d r iv in g and m ach ine work, in clu d in g fo rg e , lathe, shatter, drill press, tractors, e tc . T im e u n lim ited . CO M PE­ TENT C H AU FFEUR S AND M ECHAN­ ICS S U P P L IE D . W R IT E US. v / Lord P alm ersto n '« W it. As for sm a rt re p a rte e , say s a cor re sp o n d en t, th e re w as th e case of Lord P a lm e rsto n , w hen, as a young Irish peer, he w as seeking, a s Irish peers m ay, electio n to th e ho u se of com m ons. “W ill you su p p o rt such and such a m ea su re if re tu rn e d ? " shouted an e le c to r a t one of P am 's m eetings. T h en a scene follow ed. "I will." said P a lm e rsto n , a t w hich h a lf the uudience c h ee red ; "N ot," continued his lordship, um id vociferous c o u n te r c h e e rin g ; "T ell y o u !" T hen the whole crow d roared its riba out.—London C hronicle. His R etort. "I w ish you w ere m ore like Mr Itrow n. lie gives his wife ev ery th in g sh e a sk s for." "P e rh a p s 1 could be if you w ere m ore like Mrs. llrow u and d id n 't ask for e v ery th in g 111 sig h t."—D etro it Free P re ss. ALL FARM ACCOUNTS SHOULD BE STANDARDIZED O regon A gricu ltu ral College. C o rra l 11».— M anaging a b u sin e ss w ithout ac c o u n ts is like ste e rin g a ship w ithout a com pass or driv in g a horse w ithout reins, said D ean J. A. Hexell ill a lec­ tu re hefore the g ra d u a te school of ag rlc u ltu re a t A m h erst, M assachusetts, on Ju ly 10. T he se c re t of su ccess w as said to lie in a know ledge of past e v e n ts and ab ility to utilize th e know ledge in bus m ess op eratio n s. E very successful fa rm e r is involved In a v a rie ty of fi­ n ancial tra n s a c tio n s and m ust observe e stab lish e d b u sin ess m ethods. In o r­ d e r to be m ost useful fa rm e rs ’ ac c o unting m ethods should be s ta n d a rd ­ ized. T he key note of m odern business efficiency is sta n d ard iza tio n . T h is is seen in th e in te rch a n g e ab le p a rts of m achinery and o th e r a rtic le s, and con­ trol of ra ilro a d s and o th e r public util I ¡ties th ro u g h uniform go v ern m en t re ­ ports, and co n se rv a tio n of hum an en ergy by sc ien tific m anagem ent. It Is ju s t a s n e ce ssa ry th a t bu sin ess m eth ods of th e farm be sta n d ard ize d and uniform a s the b u sin ess m ethods of factory. If th e production of farm commoili- | ties is going to keep pace w ith th e in | c rea sin g dem and, farm a cc o u n ts m ust ! lie k ept and kept in a sy ste m atic, uni | form way. If acco u n tin g sy ste m s a re standard- : ized th ey will serv e as a b asis-fo r qom- i p aring su ccess and fa ilu re of n e ighbor­ ing fa rm s w ith a view to c o rre c t the m istakes. W ith th e young fa rm e r ju st s ta rtin g in b u sin ess th e stan d ard ized a cc o u n ts would serv e a s a p a rtia l sub ! s titu te fo r experience. C o n trary to the usual u n d erstan d in g of th e m a tte r th e su b je c t of farm ac ­ c ounts is not new. but w as discussed freq u e n tly by th e a n cien ts, especially I’llny a n d Cicero. How Delia M anaged. A g re a t deal of noise a ro se in the • n u rse ry one m orning, and since it gave no prom ise of subsiding, Mrs. Odell h u rrie d in th a t d irection. She found th e baby how ling w ith m ight and m ain and the new n u rsem aid s it­ ing calm ly by. “W ell, Delia, th is is a te rrib le n o ise !" cried Mrs. Odell angrily. drs . hedlund , n r M T i O T Q "W h at is th e m a tte r? C an ’t you keep SKIFF 1 MILLER. 1 / L i l l 1 1 J 1 J , the baby q u iet?" “ S hure, m um ,” replied th e girl, "b u t Talc* pleasn r» In a n n o u n cin g th a t th ey a m to- ratad a t 468-45« M organ btdg 14th floor). W a sh ­ I can t keep him q u iet unless I let him in g to n nt B roa d w a y . P ortland. Ore., w h er e they ' m ake a noise, m um ." w ill be |>leaned to m ee t th e ir frie n d s and patient*, i T h en , office* witi tie conducted on a po licy o f aerv- tee a t m -sierate p r ic e , to th e beat o f our ability. W . S lw a y , aland behind our w ork, a s w e know th a t a satistit-d p a tie n t is and sh a ll a lw a y s b e the b e s t asset. T e le p h o n e . M a r ilu il 9 6 . AUTO WRECKING P A R T S FOR 1-2 Part* over 60 m ake« and m odel«, a t h a lf th e r e g ­ ular price. B u y your used a u to part* from an | old-eetablufhed and rep u tab le dealer, w h o has a r e p u tation to p r o tec t and conduct* th e la rg est part* «tore and ca rries th e la rg e st c o rro lete sort m en t o f used a u to part* o f a n y co m p a n y u u s sid e o f C h icago O ur p rices are less, and for th is reason w e ou tsell all o th ers. A ll part* are g u a r ­ a n teed to be in fir st-c la ss condition. MOTOR PARTS MFG. CO. 3J3-12S-M? tumiDE ST. POXTLMS. Oil Veal. Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce Top Market Price*. F. M. CRONKHITE, P. N. U. F a th er'« Tip. “ W ish to m arry m y d a u g h te r, do you? T ak e my advice, d o n 't.” "B u t why, Blr?" "I h»ve noticed evidence of in san ity In h e r la te ly .” "Good h e av e n s! W h at evidence?" ’’She sa y s she w a n ts to m arry you." —B oston T r a n s c r ip t Aim ing High, But S ursly. T h e new night w atch m an s t th e col­ lege had noticed som e one using the big telesco p e J u s t th en a s ta r fell. "B eg o rra," said th e w atchm an, " th a t fellow su re is a c rac k sh o t!" — W ind aor M agaxine. T o th e Old R eliable E v e r d in g h o u se w ith a record o f 46 y ears o f Squ are D ea lin g s and be aaei'iwd o f 45-47 Free ft. Cook W ould S tay Awhile. “Jo h n , a re you su re It is safe on thi» yacht ?” “ Yes, m y love.” "A nd you know how to sail It? ” “ My sa ilin g m a s te r d o es.” "H ow long will it ta k e us to c ro ss? ’’ “ A bout tw o w eeks.” “Oh, dear. T h e re ’s so m uch to w or­ ry a bout on a yacht." “T h e re ’» one th in g th a t n eed n 't cause you any w orry.” “ W h at's th a t? ” “T he cook c a n 't leav e un til we get to p o rt.’’— Brooklyn Cltlxen. Som ething Mieeing. D a u g h ter—W h a t's th e m a tte r, fa th ­ e r? You look w orried. F a th e r (Just re tire d from b u sin e ss) —W ell, you sec, m y d e ar. I've nev er been w ith o u t th in g s to w orry me be­ fore and er pound; celery, $1.10 <(£1.25 per dozen; corn, 6® 6c per dozen. P o ta to e s—Old, $1.50® 1.65 per sack ; new, 2® 2$c per pound. Onions— C a lifo rn ia red and yellow, $3(>t<3.25 per sack. G reen F ru ita — A pples, new, $1.75(d) 2 per box; cherries. 4® 7c per pound; cantaloupes, $2.75 (it 3.75 per c ra te ; peaches, 76c® $l per box; w a term el­ ons, l$ ® 2 c per pound; figs, $1® 1.50 p e r box; ra sp b errie s, $1® 1.25 per c ra te ; plum s, $1.15® 1.50 per box; prunes, $1.25(d)1.50; log an b erries. 50c ®$1 per c ra te ; blackcaps, $1.50(0)1.76; c u rra n ts, $ l® 1 .2 6 ; pears, $2.75 ti»? San F ra tw isro m a r­ production o f beer. I t u rg es th a t here­ M ass., fo r helpful advice given fre e of k e ts. As m any m ore w ere shipped to C a lifo rn ia S a tu rd ay by P e tto n A S eler a f te r b eer be only supplied on bread charge. m ann, local livestock buyers. tie k e ta . Increased Northwest lumber Rates Refused by Commerce Commission I OWE MY HEALTH You know the difficulty of getting the roots of stumps out with pullers, by burning, or by using explosives th at merely shatter. 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K nrinrk'« C alf S cou r and C h olera R em ­ edy w ill iiiHure your ralvea airainnt c&if scour*, w h ite «courn and cu lf cholera, and niako them t h r ifty Dr K orinrk'» Anti Cow B loat CapMule* .avc hun dred s o f c ow s ' • arly from liv in g o f a lfa lfa & clover hloat Ank your dealer for K O R IN IlK ’S HKMKDIK8. th ey arc g u a r a n te ed . or w r ite to K0R1NEK REMEDY CO., Kenion stat.on, Portland, Oregon J W ords Failed H er. The b u ild in g authoress O tinil pur _ IB M _ Grnnulalcd Eyelids, l ye* inH.imeti b y «*ço- •ure to Sun, Duisland Wind chased a ty p ew riter, ami 0110 m orning quickly relieved by MurlnO the «Kent called and a sk e d : t>e Remedy. No Smarting, "H ow do you like your new type just Eye Comfort. A t w riter, m adam ?" " I t ’s w o n d e rfu l!" w as th e eiithiisla» Y o u r D r u g g is t* « 5 0 c p e r B n r i L . uiurlncF)« tic reply. ” 1 w onder how I e v er done Sdlvc in Tube* 25c. For Rookol ihcfycirfcask Druggistt or Murine E)c Remedy Co., Chicago my w ritin g w ithout It.” "W ould you m ind," ask ed the a g en t, "giving me a little testim o n ia l t o th a l effect ?” "C e rta in ly not," sh e responded "I II I ' * I A n y w h e r e , D a i s y P » K l l U r Aiwa N « a I . c I m a d , o rn A fU M fita i, do It gladly ” H eating h e rself a t the m achine, she pounded out th e follow ing " A fte r U sing th e e A utom atld ,B .n k D a isy Fly K iller action) a ty p e w rite, or for th ro om oiith Ilian d O ver, I iinhcHlItHttiiigly pro H A N O I U k O M l N X , 1 0 0 P w K Al f J A r e . , D r o o k l y n , N . Y. noun co H tube all ad m ore th an th e c ManufactiirHS claim ! for II Durinli the tim e been in myy posMcssio nfi th re e m onth it hail m ore Ihu an paid M aintaining D iscipline. paid for Itse -f In th se e aaVIng off "D iscipline.” said a go v ern m en t of- tim e e s u i t la b o rr? "— E v erybody’s flclsl at a d in n e r in W ashington, " n a ­ M agazine. val d iscipline m ust be m ain tain ed at all ru st. F or fro stb ite s use H a n fo rd 's llul "T h ey tell a sto ry to Illu s tra te this. »am. Adv. "A naval o fficer said to u se a m a n : ’’ ’W hat Idiot tolil you to dum p th at A djustable M athem atics. pile of dun n ag e th e re ? ’ "F ig u re« p ro v e "- begun th e s ta lls ‘" I t w as the c ap tain , sir,’ th e sailor tlcal e x p ert answ ered. "W all a m inute." In te rru p te d Sena “ 'H u m p h !' said th e officer ‘Ia*t It tor S orghum "Y ou tell m e w hat quo» rem ain th ere , th en , and ta k e 12 hours tion you a rc d iscu ssin g and w hich in Irons, my m ap, te r callin g the cap­ side of It you a re on and I'll ti ll you ta in an Idiot.' ”• W ashington S ta r. w ithout (lie tro u b le or going tliroui.li the < alculution, ju st a bout what ynm I’neum onla? Apply H a n fo rd 's Bal­ fig u res a rc going to p ro v e " — W ash sam R ub II on and ruh It in th o ro u g h ­ Ington S ta r. , ly. un til th e skfn Is Irrita te d . Adv. E yes?« K ill A ll F lie s ! Advice. U tterly W o rth less. " T h e re ’s one su re way to get along "N o. you c a n 't m arry him . lie 's too in th is w orld." no account." " W h a t’s th a t? ” "You ought not to say th a t. dad. He "Q uit fre ttin g about the tliiugr may have som e good p o in ts th a t you som eone else hua and keep hUHtiimi h ave overlooked." (or th e th in g s th a t so far no otic h a . "N o i ham - I m opped u|> th e flool and you can g et for y ourself if you r« with him ju st now and he d id n 't m e n first on th e Job."— D etroit F ree I’rens m ake a good m op."— K a n sa s City Jo u rn al. M aking M a tte rs W orse "Y our roof Is leaking badly. W h at's Defined. w rong?" "F a . w h a t's the d iffere n ce betw een "T h e roof w as lea k in g nnd we w rote a p a trio t ami a Jingo?" to a n u m b er of roofing c o n ce rn s Each "A p atrio t, my son. Is one whose ag en t w ho cam e along took aw ay a bosom sw ells w ith pride of h is coun­ sam ple sh in g le." try while In a jingo th e sw elling a p ­ "W ell?" pi a ra In his h ead .”— B oston T ra n s­ “ W e h a v e n 't sn y roof now .” - K a n crip t. sa s C ity Jo u rn a l. T he rieason. A Born L eader. "S ay. Jim , why do th ey call th e fei­ ler« th s t drlv es the a u to s shovt-rs?" " T h a t m an w as born to lead." • I guess It's because th e folks wlial "W h a t m ak e s you th in k so?" has cm w an ts to be ln th a push.'.V- "E v en his own d a u g h te rs obey him , B altim ore A m erican. — D e tro it F ree I’ress. If you Suffer from Backache, Lum­ bago, Kidneys or Rheumatism, Take Hot Water and “Anuric.” A m erican m en and w om en m ust guard c o n sta n tly a g a in st kidney tro u ­ ble, b ecau se we e a t too m uch and all our food Is rich O ur blood Is filled w ith a rte acid w hich th e kidneys striv e to filte r ou t. th ey w eaken from o v erw ork, becom e slu g g ish ; th e elim In attv e tis su e s clog and th e re su lt Is kidney tro u b le, b lad d e r w eakness and a g e n era l decline In health . W hen y our k idneys feel like lum ps of lead, w hen your b a rk h u rts or the urin e la cloudy, full of sed im en t, o r you a re obliged to seek re lief tw o or th re e tim es d uring th e n ight, w hen you su ffe r w ith sick h ead ach e o rd ls s y , nervous spells, acid stom ach, or you h ave rh e u m a tism w hen th e w e ath e r Is bad get from your d ru g g is t—"AN- I7RIU.’’ B ecause of uric acid In o v e r­ a b u n d an c e In th e sy stem , backaeba. pains here and th ere , rh e u m a tism , grav el, n e u ralg ia and a c la tira re­ sult. It w as Dr. P ierce w ho discovered a new a g en t, called “ A nuric" w hich will throw o u t and e ra d ic a te th is uric acid from th e system . Dr. P ierce be­ lieves “ A nuric” lo be 37 tim e s m ors p o ten t th a n llth la, and conseq u en tly you need no longer fe a r m u sc u la r or a rtic u la r rh e u m a tism or gout, o r m any o th e r dlaeasi-s w hich a re dependent on a n accu m u latio n of uric acid w ithin th e body. Send l)r P ierce, Invalids' H o t e l , Buffalo, N . Y„ 10c. for tria l package o r $100 for full tre a tm e n t "A nuric." Dr. P ie rce 's re p u ta tio n la back ol th is m edicine and you know th a t hta " P le a s a n t P e lle ts" for th e liv e r and his "F a v o rite P re sc rip tio n ' fo r th e Ills of wonu -i h ave had a sp len d id reputA tlon for th e p a st 50 y ears. g o u t,