GALE WITH LIGHTNING,
HIGH DIPLOMAT SEEKS AMICABLE
REAL WARFARE IN 90-MHE SNOW
WALL
STREET
HAS
AND RAIN SWEEPS EAST
ADJUSTMENT Of ANCONA AffAIR
TRENCHES PLANNED
MERRY YULETIDE
•
.
N ew Y ork — One o f the weirdest
Washington, D. C.— Pending receipt
storms the East has seen in many
o f Austria-Hungary's reply to the sec
years— rain, hail and snow, accom
ond American note regarding the sink
panied by thunder and lightning and a
ing o f the Italian steamship Ancona,
gale that reached a maximum velocity
Baron Erich Zwiedinek, charge of the
o f 90 miles an hour—descended from
Austro-Hungarian embassy, is conduct
the northwest early Monday as the a f
ing or form ing a basis to conduct in
termath o f a Christmas fog.
It indi
formal negotiations with Secretary
rectly caused seven deaths in this city,
Lansing looking toward an amicable
carried down telegraph poles, damaged
settlement o f the controversy. An in
shipping, crippled railroad traffic and
timation to that effect was received at
caused coniderable property damage.
the State department Wednesday after
The phenomenon o f thunder and
the charge had conferred at some
lightning in the midst o f driving snow
length with the secretary.
awakened N ew Yorkers at the height
It is understood Baron Zwiedinek is
of the storm about 7 o ’clock.
attempting
negotiations similar to
Twenty-five persons aboard 16 canal Humblest Employe Is Gladdened by those conducted by Count von Bern-
Demonstration of Actual Operations
boats driven ashore off Sandy Hook
storff, the German ambassador, follow
in Field Would Enlighten Mem
Rich Turn in Events Big Tree
were rescued by the coast guard crew.
ing the sinking o f the
steamship
A barge sprang a leak and sank 12
Arabic. It is considered improbable,
bers of Lawmaking Body.
Given to Manhattan Poor.
miles east o f Ambrose
Lightship.
however, that such negotiations can
Seven Erie railroad barges loaded with
develop to an important stage until
automobiles sank in the East river.
after receipt of the next formal com
The deaths in the city resulting from
Austria-Hungary,
Washington, D. C.— Congress w ill
New Y ork— Christmas season in the munication from
have an object lesson in preparedness the gale all occurred while the blind- financial district offered many striking which is expected some tim e within
fo r modern warfare, if Senator Cham
and happy contrasts to the same period
berlain, o f Oregon, chairman o f the
a year ago, when W all street had
MISS MARGHERITTA TILLMAN
OAVID STARR JORDAN
senate committee on m ilitary affairs,
barely emerged from the gloom precip
succeeds in carrying out a plan he has
itated by four and a half months of
conceived to illustrate graphically the
suspended activity on the Stock E x
problem of national defense.
change.
When congress reassembles the sen
Banks, trust companies, private
ator w ill propose that a division of
banking houses, brokerage firms and
regular troops or o f regular and N a
institutions of all kinds have profited
tional Guard troops be assembled at
generally by the boom in stocks, which
the nearest suitabe point to Washing
began with movements in “ warbrides”
ton.
He would have these troops
early in the year and sent those and
when mobilized d ig trenches and other
kindred securities to prices undreamed
wise fo r tify a defensive position.
o f a few months before.
Although the position would not br
Much o f the advance registered by
defended by troops and no men would
those and other mercurial issues has
be under fire at any time, the Senator
been forfeited and countless “ paper,
is o f the opinion that the attack would
profits” have evaporated into thin air. I
furnish a more valuable object lesson
Nevertheless, W all street has been,
than an ordinary maneuvers or sham
and still is, busy and its attendant ac
battle.
tiv ity and prosperity are being shared
Mr. Chamberlain believes that after
by all from the humblest “ runner” to
witnessing the mobilization o f a divis
the mightiest captain o f finance.
ion and an attack o f this character
Many o f the financial institutions
senators and representatives would re
and banking houses distributed g ifts
turn to Washington better prepared
or bonuses among their
employes.
to legislate fo r the equipment and
G ifts averaged 10 to 16 per cent of
training of an army required by mod
annual salaries, and one trust com
ern conditions o f warfare.
pany, long known for its generosity,
H ere are some o f the issues which
gave as much as 60 per cent.
A ll the exchanges took up subscrip
would be illuminated by such an object
lesson:
tions for their employes and individual
F irst— The training,
organization
disbursements were larger than a any
and discipline necessary i f a division
tim e of present years. Last year, the
is going to d ig itself in properly and
Stock Exchange, for good and suffi
otherwise prepare for the defense of
cient reasons, refrained from asking
its members to subscribe to the Christ
any position it may hold.
Second — The difficulties attending
mas fund, but drew on its private
funds.
the defense and attack o f a position
and the training and discipline abso
Celebrations, formal and impromp
lutely essential i f such defense or at
tu, were held on all the exchanges.
tack is to be made.
The Produce Exchange, follow in g its
usual custom, had an enormous Christ
Third— Effect of high explosive shell
Miss Margheritta Tillman, daughter
mas tree on the trading floor for poor
and grenade fire and what it means to
children of Low er Manhattan, who re of Commander H. Tillman, U. 8. N
have to face it.
ceived g ifts o f toys and more material and Mrs. Tillman, has Just been fo r
Fourth— Our lack o f heavy field
things, such as clothes, shoes and other mally Introduced to Washington so
guns needed to smash infantry trenches.
ciety. She has been one of the lead
articles o f apparel.
F ifth — H ow difficult it would be for
Dr. David Starr Jordan, president of
us to m obilize one complete division,
Some idea o f the extent to which ers of the younger set In the national
which is the smallest complete division Leland Stanford, Jr., university, sug W all street profited by the general capital.
gested to President Wilson that a prosperity o f the country, may be
o f an army.
“ I am constantly impressed with the conference of neutral nations be gathered from the fact that thus far the next week.
Just what authority has been given
difficulty o f creating a thorough under called to act as a voluntary court of this year sales o f stock aggregate
standing of the necessity o f providing arbitration to receive and consider any more than 173,000,000 shares, against Baron Zwiedinek by his government
adequate National defense,” said Sen plans that may be advanced looking barely 47,000,000 for the correspond has not been made known. It was re
toward peace In Europe.
ator Chamberlain.
ing period last year, while bond sales called here that relations between the
total more than $917,000,000, against United States and Germany were seri
“ People read how battles are fought
ously strained when the German Am
nowadays in Europe, but they are of ing snow storm was at its height. A $456,000,000.
bassador took virtually a free hand to
the preparation to fight such battles.” fireman was fatally injured while re
conduct the negotiations, which pre
sponding to an alarm. A woman was
vented the situation from becoming
run over by a streetcar.
Another
more serious than it at one tim e was.
woman collapsed and died in the street
while battling against the gale on her
way to church. A flagman at Totten-
ville, Staten Island, was blown in
Cincinnati — The “ baseball w ar”
San Francisco— W ong Yuen Yung, front of a train and killed instantly. which for more than two years has
A
bicyclist
in
a
heavy
rain
ran
into
an
been in progress between the Federal
form er editor o f the Asiatic News, a
paper published at Shanghai, as the automobile at Mineola and was fatally League and organized baseball, the
official organ o f Chinese favoring a re injured. His w ife, who was riding National and American circuits and
New Y ork — Colonel E. M. House,
turn to the monarchial form o f govern with him, also suffered injuries from all minor leagues conducted under su confidential advisor of President W il
ment, was shot in the back and killed which she may die. An aged man fe ll pervision o f the National commission son, said Wednesday that he would
while attending a Chinese Christmas on an icy pavement in Newark and and the National association o f Minor shortly sail for Europe at the request
died o f a fractured skull on his way Leagues,
ended
Thursday
night. o f the President.
banquet here Saturday night.
Shortly before 8 o ’clock members of
The assassin escaped and was unrec to a hospital.
Colonel House declared the sole pur
both organizations signed the peace pose o f his trip would be to deliver to
ognized.
protocol which brought to an end the certain American ambassadors informa
W ong had taken his Christmas din
career o f the Federal League as an ac tion regarding this government's at
ner in a private dining-room with C.
tiv e baseball orgnaization and restored titude on various international matters
Y . Kuo and C. T. Lob, both Chinese
San Francisco— "T h e punitive ex harmony in major league ranks.
commissioners to the Panama-Pacific
now pending. He denied emphatical
exposition from Chili provnice, China. pedition against Yuan Shi K a i” is the
Tw o major league clubs w ill change ly that his trip w ill in any way be a
In the adjoining banquet hall hun name selected fo r the organized revo hands as the result o f the bringing peace mission.
about o f peace and two new faces will
dreds o f prominent Chinese were seat
“ I am going to Europe at the re
lutionary party reported to be active be seen among the Major League mag quest o f the President and the Secre
ed at dinner.
W ong le ft his companions for a mo in China against the return to mon nates in the future.
tary o f State, for the purpose o f tak
ment to light a cigarette at the cash archial government and the coronation
Charles Weeghman, who has been ing information to some o f our ambas
ie r ’s desk. Just as he was a t >ut to o f Yuan Shi K ai as its emperor. This president o f the Chicago Federate, w ill sadors,” he said, “ in order that they
return to his table an
unidentified information was contained in a cable purchase the controlling interest in may have more intimate knowledge of
Chinese fired tw o shots, both o f which gram received here Tuesday by Tong the Chicago National le a g u e team. this government’s attitude regarding
took effect.
Wong fe ll and crawled K in g Chong, president o f the Chee
Phil Ball and his associates, who certain phases o f inernational ques
to the room he had le ft a moment be Kung Tong (Chinese Republic Associa were connected with the St Louis tions and in order to obtain from them
fore. He was dead when medical aid tion) from the headquarters o f the Federal team, gains control o f the St. their point o f view on these m atU'a.
reached him.
“ It is not advisable to bring home
movement at Shanghai.
From the Louis Americans.
The assassin threw his weapon to same sources came the first news of
The agreement gives immunity to at this tim e any o f our ambassadors
the floor and dashed down a long stair the declaration o f independence from all men who have jumped their con from the belligerent countries. It has
way to the street, where he was lost the rule o f Yuan Shi Kai by Yunnan tracts from both the Major and Minor been found impossible to convey or ob
to view in a dense crowd o f Chinese province and the reported revolt of leagues o f organized baseball as well tain by cable or correspondence quite
the correct atmosphere.”
and sightseers.
as all other Federal League players.
four other Chinese provinces.
Senator Chamberlain Proposes
Object Lesson for Congress.
Exchanges Profit Immensely by
Boom in All Stocks.
POSITION NEAR WASHINGTON DESIRED
AU GET SHARE Of GREAT PROSPERITY
Baseball War Is Ended; federal
League Quits Play Entirely
Chinese Editor Is Assassinated
in San Francisco Banquet Hall
friend of President Wilson on
Secret Mission to Theater of War
five Provinces Revolt.
O regon Goes to Militia.
San Diego, Cal. — The battleship
Oregon, “ the bulldog o f tne N a v y ,”
w ill be turned over to the California
naval m ilitia at San Francisco on Feb
ruary 16, according to orders received
Monday by Commander Reeves from
Secretary o f the N avy Daniels.
The m ilitia w ill not have an oppor
tunity to handle and fire the 13-inch
guns on the Oregon, in Commander
Reeves’ opinion, because o f the heavy
cost o f operating these o ig piecee
and o f the long course o f trainnig re
quired.
Marshall’ s T ree Costly.
Washington, D. C.— Desiring to con
form to an amiable Indiana custom o f
allowing no Christmas go by without
a tree. Vice President Marshall sent
his chauffeur to V irgin ia to bring one.
I,ater the vice president was advised
that his chauffeur had been arrested
for speeding, and the vice president’s
secretary, Mark Thistlewaite, went to
the rescue. The vice president had
his tree in the apartments in the W ill
ard, but he said that he would advise
his chauffeur next tim e not to be
such a hurry about it.
Cousin o f King Killed.
N ew York— Herman Merchowitch,
40 years old, second cousin to K ing
Peter, o f Serbia, who had been em
ployed for years as a porter in a fur
rie r’s establishment, died here Thurs-
dsy from « fractured skull, received in
an altercation with an Austrian and
the latter’ s son. The younger man,
who is under arrest on a charge of
murder, is accused o f knocking down
the Serb, whose head struck the pave
ment.
Merchowitch was the son of
Prince John, o f Serbia, who came to
this country and became natuaralized.
Gotham Can N ow Eat Horseflesh.
N ew York — Sale of horse meat for
food will be permitted in N ew York
after January 1, the board of health
announces. Commenting on the rev
ocation o f the section of the sanitary
code which prohibited the use o f horse
meat, Mr. Emerson said that, while
the Health department does not exactly
recommend it, no harm can be seen in
its use. “ The horse never has tuber
culosis, and almost never communi
cates a malignant disease to humsn
beings,” he said.
"H e re a fte r old
horses w ill be fattened for m eat.’ ’
German Attack Costly.
Paris — “ Information received re
garding the fighting on December 21
between Ypres and Armentiers indi
cates that the Germans sustained a
loss o f more than 8000 men without
gaining any ground,” says a dispatch
on the northern front. "T h e fighting
was most severe and a large quantity
o f asphyxiating gas was used, but the
English lines remained intact.
“ The attack is thought to have
been the prelude to an offensive or
to test the strength o f the English
fro n t.”
Santa Will Build Home.
N ew York— Christmas day brought
the announcement that architects have
been commissioned to prepare plans
for a monument to Santa Claus in the
form of a building which w ill serve as
headquarters in this eity for the Inter
national Santa Claus association. The
structure w ill exem plify the spirit of
Christmas. The plans w ill provide for
a liliputian auditorium, where chil
dren's plays w ill be given, and a ba
zaar for the free exhibition o f new
toys to encurage the toy-making in
dustry in this country.
4 ,0 0 0 0 0 0 British Goal.
London — The bouse o f commons
Thursday passed bills prolonging the
life o f the present parliament eight
months and increasing the strength of
the British army to 4.000,000 men.
Both were passed without division.
The army bill was passed in com
m ittee o f the whole after 4 hours’ sit
ting.
The newly authorized army, H. J.
Tennant, parliamentary secretary of
the war office, advised the house, will
be the largest army ever raised in
this country.
French Call O ff Cruiser.
Washington, D. C.— French embassy
officials, although lacking official word
o f the activity o f the cruiser Descartes
in W est Indian waters, believe that
she has been ordered to cease search
ing American ships on the high seas,
and that no further search or seizure
would be marie until diplomatic corre
spondence over the Goamn, Carolina
and San Juan incidents is closed. They
point out that the American note prob
ably was not delivered in tim e to reach
the Deecartee before Purser W illiam
Garde was taken from the Borinquen.
Kaiser Is Slightly III.
Rocks Rolled on Town.
Silk Hosiery W orn M ore.
Berlin— (B y wireless to Sayville,
Rome, via London— The follow ing
Washington, D. C.— A report of an
investigation o f the hosiery manufac official statement was issued Monday: N. Y . ) — Emperor W il'iam has poet-
“ Along the Tyrol-Trentino-Camia poned his trip to the Western front on
turing industry by the Department of
Commerce was transmitted to Presi- front there has been an intense artil account o f a slight indisposition de-
The enemy also ■cribsd as a “ slight inflammation o f
dent Wilson by Secretary Redfield. lery engagement.
-
Americans were found to be wearing , roiled enormous boulders on the v il the cellular system .’ ’
The emperor's illness also is called
silk hosiery more and more, and sa a lage of Loppio, in the valley o f the
result cotton hosiery manufacturers Anige, from overhanging cliffs, w ith “ xellgeweben tzeundung,” or "binds-
gewehentz zoedung ”
In English this
are making less profit than silk manu out causing serious damage.
It ia
"O u r artillery
shelled numerous I is sometimes called “ cellulitis.”
facturer«.
American manufacturers
were reported to be making a profit of columns o f munitions stores on the an inflammation o f cellular tiesuae
I somewhat similar to erysipelas.
nearly 12 per rent on capital inveetad. !
Big War Ma>on la Cut.
Cleveland, Ohio — Directors of the
Graaaelli Chemical company Wednes-
day rut a war melon by declaring an
extra rash dividend o f 6 per cent ami a
( special stock divdiend of 10 per rent,
in addition to the quarterly dividends
o f $ per cent on both common and pre-
(erred stocks.
The combined dividends on both coro-
j mon and preferred shares, including
. the special dividends, have a rash val-
us of approximately $8,000,000.
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GEN ER A L CROP C0NDITI0NSj
Portland —Wheat — Bluestem, 97Jc
bushel; forty-fold, 97c; club, 94c; red
F ife, 92c; red Russian, 92c.
Hay— Eastern Oregon timothy, $16
(¿17 ton; valley timothy, $12(gj)14; al
falfa, $13.60<q;14.50; cheat. $ 1 0 @ U ;
oats and vetch, $11@12.
M illfeed — Spot prices :
Bran, $22
ton; shorts, $23, rolled barley, $29(g)
30.
Corn— White, $35 ton; cracked, $36.
Vegetables Artichokes, $1.10 dox.;
tomatoes, California, $1.26(ql.60 case;
cabbage, 90c rw t; garlic, 16c pound;
peppers, 10 @ 12|c; eggplant, 10c;
sprouts, 8c; horseradish, 8Jc; cauli
flower, 76(u$1.25 dozen; celery,
90c; tmans, 124<ul5c pound; lettuce,
$ 2 ( 0 . 2 .75 crate; peas, 15c pound.
Green Fruits— Pears, $l(igl.60 box;
grapes, $6 barrel; cranberries, $10@
14.60 barrel.
Potatoes — Oregon, $1^1.15 sack;
Yakimas, $1.15(< i 1.26; sweets, $2.60(<$
2.75 cwt.
Onions— Oregon, buying price, $1.10
f. o. b. shipping point.
Apples— Spitzenbergs, extra fancy,
$2^6 box; fancy, $2; choice, $1.26(g)
1.50; Jonathans, extra fancy, $1.60;
fancy. $1.25; choice, $1; Y ellow N ew
town, extra fancy, $2; fancy, $1.76;
choice, $1 (<i 1.26;
Baldwins, extra
fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.26; choice, $1;
Riihsets, orchard run, $1.
Eggs— Oregon ranch, buying prices;
No 1, 85c; No. 2, 28c; No. 3, 18c.
Jobbing prices;
No. 1, 38c; Oregon
storage, 26(j(28c.
Poultry — Hens, small, 12 (¡j 12Je
pound; large, 13i(<$14c; springs, 12(<i
13c; turkeys, live, 18(<(20c; dressed,
23(<i24c; ducks, 12@15c; geese, 10q$
11c.
Butter •— C ity creamery, cubes, ex
tras, Belling at 2 9 }c; firsts,
27c;
prints and cartons, extra.
Prices paid
to producers: Country creamery, 24(a)
27c; butterfat, No. 1, 31c; No. 2, 29c.
Veal— Fancy, 100D10|c pound.
Pork— Fancy, 6i<(i7c pound.
Hops— 1915 crop, nominal.
Hides — Salted hides, 15)c; salted
kip, 16c; salted calf, 18c; green hides,
14c; gpreen kip, 16c; green calf, 18c;
dry hides, 25c; dry calf,'27c.
Wool — Eastern Oregon, 18 <gl 26c;
valley, 25(q)26c; fall lambs’ wool, 25c;
mohair, Oregon, 28c.
Cascara bark— Old and new, 3}(q)4c.
Cattle — Choice steers, $7 (qj 7.60;
good, $6.75 (a) 7; medium, $6(ui6.75;
choice cows, $5.25(<i)6.76; good, $5@
6.26; medium, $4.50(q!5; heifers, $3.50
@ 6 ; bulls, $3(ii:5; stags, $4.50(^5.26.
Hugs
Light, $6.95(0)6.10; heavy,
$4.00(0)6.10.
Sheep— Wethers, $4.76(0)6.76; ewes,
$4(<$6; lambs, $6(0,7.60.
Odd Dream Adventure.
T a lk in g of dreams.“ said the Jolly-
faced man, “ the other night an lucan-
descent bulb burst In our bed room
while 1 was dozing and $ N ta b | that
I was driving injr auto along a coun
try road. On hearing the explosion I
got out. and when 1 woke up 1 was
under the bed tinkering the springs
with my wife a manicure set.“— Boston
Transcript.
The Call of the Links.
"Jock. mon. I ’ll go ye a round on
the links 1’ the niornin'.”
"T h e mornin'?" echoed Jock, du
biously.
“ Ay. mon, the morning'. I'll go ye
a round I f y e like '
"A y, w e e l!" said Jock. " I ’ll go ye.
But 1 had intended to get marrtt I'
the mornin*.” — Boston Transcript
Worse Trouble Averted.
"T h ey fight like cats and dogs.”
"Then you don't think it was a for
tunate m arriage?"
"Oh. yes, in a way. If they hadn't
married each other, each might have
married someone else, and made four
people unhappy instead of two."— Bos
ton Transcript.
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'T don’t see why everybody Is so
down on the war censors. Aren't they
merely performing a consistent duty?”
"H ow so?”
“ W ell, what good is a censor unless
he incenses the people?”— Baltimore
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Lost, Not Gone Before-
An elderly gentleman was observed
ami
acting rather nervously In a depart
ment store and the floorwalker ap
FEDERAL TIRES AND TUBES
proached him.
Free T ire Service.
"Anything I can do for you?”
“ THE HOUSE OF SERVICE."
"1 have lost my wife.”
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— Bostou Transcript.
Misunderstood.
Qualified.
“ You will understand.” Bald the elo
"Mr. Redink," said tfie boss, severe cution teacher, “ that when I wave my
ly. "you got o ff yesterday afternoon hands in the air and move my lips
under the plea o f being sick. 1 saw without being heard, I am giving a
you afterward going to the races, and picture o f profound mental anguish."
you didn't appear to be at all sick."
“ I'm glad to know that,” answered
Mr. Kedink was fully equal to the the pupil. “ I thought you were giving
occasion. "Y ou ought to have Been an Imitation of a traffic policeman."
me after the second race, sir," he — Washington Star.
No Lowering of Apple Standards.
said.— Puck.
Spokane — Refusal to sanction any
The Only Way.
Prmrtlral I ..M in . in llrpnotUm 2S& l ‘, r - Hook.
lowering o f the standards o f grade and
Peddler-—I have a most valuable
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Lady (sarcastically)— Does It tell
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how to get rid of a pestering peddler?
Misunderstood.
Peddler (prom ptly)— Oh, yes, mad
The warmest fight of the day cen
"Y ou will understand.” said the am! Huy something from him.— Bln
tered around an attempt to allow the
elocution teacher, "that when 1 wave mlng Age-Herald.
putting o f worm-stung apples into the ray hands In the air and move my lips
A Literary Rarity.
fancy, or No. 2, grade. The Yakima wl'hout being heard. I am glvln - a
picture of profound mental anguish."
“ How did you happen to buy thia
Valley delegation led the battle in
“ I'm glad to know that,' answered boot and shoe Journal?"
favor o f the plan, but was beaten by a the pupil. " I thought you wore giving
" It didn't have a girl on the front
vote of 160 to 20, the opposition being an imitation of a traffic policeman.1' cover. The novelty sort of appealed
— Washington Star.
to
me.” — Louisville Courier-Journal.
championed by the Wenatchee growers.
Moderation.
The fru it men also voted, 90 to 36,
H a r o H e a lt h y , S tr o n g , lle a n t lf u l F j s ,
O cu lists and P h ysiciatia used klu riu s £ / •
"D o you believe In telepathy?"
to exclude worm-stung apples from the R rm .d y many y e a rs before It w as ottered a . a
" I shouldn't like to see It carried to
“ C ” grade. In the heated debate that D o m e.ile K>e Medicine. Murine lo U tili Com an extrem e," replied Miss Cayenne.
pounded by O ur P h yeic len e n od gu aran teed
preceded the vote J. S. Sugrue, of by Ibcm s . a K ella b ic H eltef fo r iCyra th a t Need " I f everybody could ascertain what
Care. T ry It in yo u r K y e . aud la b a b y 's K y ra —
Cavere, leader of the Wenatchee dele N o S m a rtin g — Just Eye C om fort Hoy Murine everybody else is thiuklng about, so
few of us would be on speaking
gation, said sentiment in his district uf you r D ru g gist — a* , rp t no S u b stitu t«, and If term s!”— Washington Star.
in terested w r it « fo r limili o f tbe K v . Free
waB that eventually there would be M l H I M , I l k K K .k lt .il V c o . . C u l t . t u o
Cool.
only two grades o f apples, and that the
In Safe Hands.
“ Say, old man, will you lend Bur
Wenatchee growers favored the estab
“ I hear there Is a movement on rows a five dollar bill?"
lishment o f s combination grade to in foot to weed out all unscrupulous law
"Is he really In need o f It?"
"Rather. He wants to pay me witli
elude both the fancy and " C ” grades. yers at the Plunkville bur."
"W e Investigated and found there It."— Boston Transcript.
He urged that the development of the
are no unscrupulous lawyers at the
by-products industry, preferably by the
One of the Waye.
Plunkville bar."
growers themselves, would have to be
"W ho Investigated?"
She— An agent was around today
depended upon to handle the large ton
"U s lawyers. ’’— Louisville Courier with a machine for aerating bread
nage o f cull fruit.
without the uae of baking powder, and
Journal.
I bought one.
A Running Account.
He— Well, of all the ways o f blow
Flour Takes Another Jump.
" I bought this armchair on the in ing one's dough! Boston TranacrlpL
■ i
.
■ ■
The strength o f the wheat market stallment plan.''
Let William Do It.
"Easy terms?”
in the Pacific Northwest has forced
"R ath er! A dollar down and a dol
“ That son of yours Is a likely lad,
flour prices upward agian.
The ad lar whenever the collector can catch Sam. Why don’t you let him join lu
vance is 20 cents a barrel in patents me " — Boston Transcript.
unit help us to end the war?”
"W h at! my boy. Bill? Naw, naw.
which puts wholesale quotation at $6.-
Making Coin Fly.
What I say la that there kayeer, '«
20. Other domestic grades underwent
" ‘I suppose you get some good busi stalled the war, let 'im finish It 'It
self."
a similar advance. Export flours are ness from the 400?’’
"Oh, yes," said the New York mer
alao higher at $4.20(<i4.30.
Millfeed
Reverse Influence.
is holding steady in spite o f large chant. "But the dizzy spenders are
"So you voted for prohibition?”
stocks, as there is excellent demand. the ones who are trying to break Into
"Sure,” replied Uncle Btfl Bottletop.
the 400.”— Louisville Courier Journal.
Wheat is decidedly strong in all the
“ For years every ticket I voted for has
country markets. Bids on the basis of
been defeated. So I didn't take any
Increaeed Consumption.
$1 Coast were made for bluestem, but
“ Why do you Insist that people are chances.” — Washington Star.
farmers asked $1.02 and 'more.
not like they were In your youth?"
“ When I was young,” replied Mr.
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTE)
Wheat Outlet Closed.
Dustin Stax. " I burned the midnight
b, c ,n ,r '. Black taf PIU,
Una-
My boys burn gasoiine 24 hours
freah. relia b le; preferred b*
The embargo on wheat shipments to oil.
|f**tffrn « tur kan rn bwa'iM tk#y »re
t rl'-wU.
In the day.” Washington Star.
test
«tiara
attiar
vaaalaaa
fall.
Atlantic seaboard terminals is now
Writ« tor booklet arvl taut Infintala.
10
dii*
pkj#
machia«
Pilla
fl
M
practically complete, and as the larger
Just So.
10 .1 oM »k«a Blaahln« Pili« 4 0*
I ' m any InJartor, but ruttar*» hart.
part of the buying o f late haa been for
It may be that there Is no such
Tha auparlo H* y of ruttar produrla la (fu* to ovar ft
shipment o f that character, the result thing as luck
Still, it is sometimes y vara of ep4wlall/tnf tn vaaelavt and aaruaia »aly.
Cattar*». If no*'Mainatila, ordar rtlrart.
is a materia! subsidence o f activity in difficult to understand why one able T M luttât C U a»
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L A B O R A T O R Y , Ra rhalay. C e ll fe re l a .
the Northweet.
Export operations of a street should be so much busier
have not entirely ceased, however, and than the Othff, Louisville Courier-
it ia said there is little buying against Journal
the possibility that the embargo will
C. G ee W o
Her Preference.
not be o f long duration. Thera ia also
Ha
Sunday School Teacher— You must
some trade for Eastern m illing account,
Kerned lea
grow up to be good. Don’t you want
but, on the whole, buaineaa passing in
to be looked up to?
Ria atjrrraaful
the country ia of much smaller volume.
al re noe»! ira run a all
L ittle Emma Wayup— No; I'd rather
its o f
kinds a#
be looked around at. Judge.
w 1 th-
Coal Boom Expected.
m arssisi
fr-vm
th e
The Autocrat.
Chehalia, Waah. — Reporta o f the
CM$MBS h e « * » .
My father Is a captain In the army,"
outia an«! vegetable*, which sra unknown
possible building o f a railroad through
■aid the little boy In blue, “ and what
the marl tea I arienea o f this country.
the Cascade mountains in the vicinity ever he says the men bate to do It "
Writ# for blank and circulars.
f
C O N S U L T A T IO N FR E E . Addr
o f the Cow litz Pass have aroused much
"That's nothin!" retorted the boy In
interest hare, ow ing to the ownership the red sweater. ' My old m an* a
The C Gee Wa Chmne Medicine Ca.
by Chehalia people, and others, o f val janitor.”
IttW F ir «' S t ,
eland. O ra
Urnlton P*p-r.
uable anthracite coal deposits in that
On Ita Heel*.
vicinity. These holdings may ha sold
First Father What!
Your son Is
to Eastern coal operators who are look
P. N. U.
No. I. 1910
ing for Wee tern property for develop an undertaker? Why. I thought you
said be was a doctor.
ment. Many who have examinad the
Second Paternal Relativo— “ No, I
district declara there is a large tonnage said he followed the medical profusion
o f high-grade coal. N o coal haa ever — Harvard lampoon.
been shipped from that field.
Klamath Falla Packing Plant Starts.
Klamath Falla, O r.— Klamath Falla
haa a meat packing plant that began
operation this week. The plant is an
extension o f the operations o f the
Klamath Packing company, o f thia
eity, and. in addition to supplying
Klamath Falla markets, it w ill ship to
California points. An expert packer
ia in charge.
Monam obile Oils and Greases
COLT DISTEMPER
V > - c « n p r e v e n t U ia lo d th a o m r din*- t » e
fr o m
ru n n in g
th ro 'iffh \ uur a ta b le » n ’ cu ra a il tha vo lta » o f f e r i n g w ith it
When you b e g in th e t r e a t m e n t
N o m a t t e r h o w y o u n *.
I P O M N 'I I* va fe to u s « on a n ) c o lt
It in w o n d e r fu l n ow Tt
pi s ven ta ,»U d la tem p era , n<* m a t t e r h o w c o lts o r h o r s e « « I
a n y a * e a re “ eip o n w d ’
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¿ r u g g is ti and tu rf fo o d s
hr
»■* art<! m « n i far tu re rà nell S P O M N ’ I a t fB r e n t « And It
CAL. GO.. Chaes
lata and Bacteriologist a. Gosh«n, Ind.. U. ft. A