OLD LA M
SE E K IN G
H E A ^ H ?
ï
v T-
This means taking
better care of the
Stomach and help
ing the Liver and
B o w e l s in their
daily work. I f as
sistance is needed,
try
4 ?/'ID U I 5 L ÏO R S 5 LU M )
a
AUTHOR OT'Ttir STORY OT SARAH," "THC
SHIP OT DREAMS:’’ ETC. corrmcnr by tuc c£mvrty oqa
core gossiped gently along the flela
Can Tell Speed of Aeroplane.
Above, the branches of the willow
For an aviator there has been in
swished and swayed to the rhythm vented in France apparatus which
»hows the speed at which his aero
of the soft south wind.
"How still, how still it Is!" whis plane is traveling, the velocity of the
wind and the angle at which he is at
pered the breeze.
tacking it and whether he is rising or
"Rest, rest, rest!" was the lullaby »ailing.
swish of the willow.
The old wife nestled closer to Abra j
U s e E l e c t r i c Outfit.
ham until her head touched his shoul
A large railroad the New York ter
der. He laid hie cheek against her minus of which is electrified has put
hair and the carefully preserved old into service the first large electrically
bonnet. Involuntarily she raised her drives wrecking outfit, current being
hand, trained by the years of pinch taken from the third rail which sup
plies it to locomotives.
ing economy, to lift the fragile rose
into a safer position. He smiled at her
T a l k F r o m a B r i g h t F r ie n d .
action; then his arm closed about her
"I never knew until last night what
spasmodically and he swallowed a a bright fellow Mr. Ftddlewlt is ”
'H'm?
How did you find it out
lump In his throat.
The afternoon was waning. Gradu ■ then?”
"H e told me.”— Judge.
ally over the turmoil of their hearts
stole the garden's June-time spirit of
F a t h e r is in t h e L i b r a r y .
I drowsy repose.
Dorothea Newrox— Where is papah?
They leaned even closer to each
Mrs. Newrox—In the library, dearie
: other. The gray of the old man's hair — but don't wake him up now.— Puck
; mingled with the gray beneath Ange I
j line's little bonnet. Slowly his eyes
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regu
closed. Then even as Angy wondered late and invigorate stomach, liver and
who would watch over the slumbers of bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules,
his worn old age in the poorhouse. she, easy to take us candy.
too, fell asleep.
As the couple cs me to the edge of
the woodland, they turned with one
C aptain A b rah am R o se and A ngelina, accord and looked back for the last
his w ife, have lost th eir little hom e glimpse of the home.
Blazing gold-
through A b e 's unluoky purchase o f T en a -
tly Gold m ining stock. T h e ir household red against the kitchen window flamed
goods sold, the $100 auction m oney, all the afternoon sunlight.
th ey have left, w ill place A b e In the Old
“ Look a’ that!” Angy cried eagerly,
M an’s home, or A n g y in the Old l-adies
home. B oth are se lf-s a c rifleln g but Aba as one who beholds a promise In the
| decides: " M y dear this Is the fu st tim e
skies. “ Jest see, father, we couldn’t
j I ’ ve had a chance to tak e the w ust o f it.
’a’ made out that winder thla fur at
C H A P T E R I I — C o n t in u e d .
all ef the sun hadn’t struck it Jest so.
It has been proven
I declar’ It seems almost as ef we
Under the pink rose a soft pink could see the rocker, tew. It’s tew bad,
very beneficial in such
; flush bloomed on either of the old Abe, that we had ter let yer old rocker
cases.
I lady's cheeks. Her eyes flashed with go. D* yew remember— ?“ she laid
W h a t J a r r e d He r.
unconquerable pride, and her square, her hand on his arm, and lifted her
"The published reports do me a
firm chin she held very high; for now, gaze, growing clouded and wistful, to
C H A P T E R III.
great injustice," declared the beauti
indeed, she was filled with terror of his face. "When we bought the chair,
ful actress.
what "folks would say” to this home we thought mebbe some day I’d be
A rk a n s a s Tightw ads.
T h e C a n d id a t e .
"Then you didn't shoot him?”
leaving,
and
it
was
a
bright
June
after
The
butcher’s
boy
brought
the
tid
rocking
a
leetle
baby
In
It
’Twas
“ W e know two or three men in this
"O f course I shot him. But the re-
town who have owed us a small noon, too clear for an umbrella with then, yew rlcollec', we sorter got In ings of the auction sale in at the ports say I'm 35, whereas I’m only a
amount of money since the time when which to hide one’s face from prying the habit of callin’ each other ’father’ kitchen door of the Old ladies’ home little past 33.” — Louisville Courier
Heinz had only one pickle, and we neighbors, too late in the day for a an' ‘mother.’ I wonder ef the young even while Angy and Abe were lin Journal.
have made arrangements with a local sunshade.
gering over their posies, and the In
‘uns had come— ”
doctor to administer the 'twilight
10 C E N T " C A S C A R E T S ”
Angy tucked the green-black affair
"L e ’s hurry,” Interrupted Abe, ok mates of the home were watting to
sleep treatment’ so they can part with which served them as both under her
IF B I L I O U S O R C O S T I V E
receive
the
old
wife
with
the
greater
the money that belongs to us without arm and swung Abe's figured old car most gruffly. ” L e’s hurry "
sympathy
and
the
deeper
spirit
of
They stumbled forward with bowed
so much mental agony.” — Siloam
F o r S ic k Headache, S o u r Stom ach,
petbag in her hand with the manner of
Springs Herald and Democrat.
heads in silence, until of a sudden welcome from the fact that two of I S l u g g i s h L i v e r a n d B o w t l s — T h e y
one setting out on a pleasant journey.
the
twenty-nine
members
had
known
w o r k w h i l e y o u sleep.
they were startled by a surprised hall
Abe, though resting heavily on his
SO UR, A C ID S T O M A C H S.
of recognition, and looked up to find her from girlhood, away back in the
G A S E S O R I N D I G E S T I O N stout, crooked cane, dragged behind
Furred
Tongue, Bad Taste, Imliges
themselves confronted by a bent and boarding-school days.
him Angy’s little horsehair trunk upon
"Yop," said the boy, with or.e eye tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
gray
old
man,
a
village
character,
a
E a c h “ P a p e ' s D i a p e p s i n ” D i g e s t s 3000 a creaking, old, unusually large toy
upon the stout matron, who was criti aches come from a torpid liver and
g r a i n s food, e n d i n g all s t o m a c h
express wagon which he had bought harmless, slightly demented public cally examining the meat that he had clogged bowels, which cause your
charge known as ’Tshmael” or “ Cap
m i s e r y in f i v e m in u t e s .
stomach to become filled with undi
at some forgotten auction long ago.
gested food, which sours and ferments
tain Rover.”
The
husband
and
wife
passed
into
Time it
In five minutes all stom
like garbage in a swill barrel. That's
"Whar yew goln’, Cap’n Rose?"
the
garden
between
borders
o
'
box
the first step to untold misery—indi
ach distress will go. No indigestion,
The old couple had drawn back at
heartburn, sourness or belching of gas, wood, beyond which nodded the heads
gestion. foul gases, bad breath, yellow
acid, or eructations of undigested food, of Angy’s carefully tended, outdoor the sight of the gentle vagabond, and
skin mental fears, everything that is
horrible and nauseating A C'ascaret
no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or "children” — her roses, her snowballs, Angy clutched at her husband s arm,
tonight will give your constipated
headache.
her 6weet-smelling syringas. her wax her heart contracting at the thought
bowels a thorough cleansing and
Pape’s Diapepsin is noted for its like bleeding-hearts and her shrub of that he, too, had become a pauper.
straighten you out by morning. They
speed in regulating upset stomachs. bridal-wreath.
" I ’m a-takln’ my wife ter Jlne the
work while you sleep—a 10-cent box
It is the surest, quickest stomach rein
old ladles over thar ter the hum,” Abe
"Jest
a
minute,"
she
murmured,
as
from your druggist will keep you feel
edy in the whole world and besides it
answered, and would have passed on,
Abe
would
have
hastened
on
to
the
ing good for months.
is harmless. Put an end to stomach
shrinking
from
the
sight
of
himself
gate.
She
bent
her
proud
head
and
trouble forever by getting a larg?
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin kissed with furtive, half-ashamed pas as reflected in poor Ishmael.
A H ard Knock.
from any drug store. You realize in sion a fluffy white spray of the bridal-
But the “ innocent" placed himself in
Lawyer— So you want to make a
five minutes how needless it is to suf wreath.
Now overtopping the hus their path.
case of it?
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any band’s silk hat, the shrub had not
“ Yew ain’t a-goin’ ter Jine ’em tew?"
Farmer— Yes. by jing! I offered to
stomach disorder. It’s the quickest,
settle by fair means, an' lie wouldn’t.
come so high as his knee when they he bantered.
surest and most harmless stomach
So
I decided to hire a lawyer an' have
Abo forced a laugh to hie lips in re
two had planted it nearly a half-cen
doctor in the world.
him took into court.— Livingston Lead
sponse.
tury ago.
er.
“ No, no; I ’m goln’ over ter Yaphank
“ You’re mine!” Angy's heart cried
H e r Indorsem ent.
ter
board
on
the
county.”
H a v e N e w D ip p e ".
“ It was a pity to let the maid over out to the ehrub and to every growing
Again the couple would have passed
thing in the garden. "You’re mine. I
A new bulb shaped ladle for molten
hear us quarrel.”
metals has an opening in one side so
“ I have rectified that by discharg planted you, tended you, loved you on, their faces flushed, their eyes low
that its contents can be poured more
ing her.”
into growing. You’re all the children ered, had not Ishmael flung out one
accurately and at the same time leave
“ That was a mistake. She is smart I ever had, and I’m leaving you.” But hand to detain them while he plunged
the dross behind.
enough to take the whole story to the old wife did not pluck a single the other hurriedly Into his pocket.
somebody in our set and get a good flower, for she could never bear to see
“ Here.” He dree out a meager hand
U s e R i c e F l o u r as B in d e r .
Job on the strength of it.”— Louisville
a blossom wither in her hand, while ful of nickels and pennies, his vacant
Rice flour is used in France as a
Courier-Journal.
all she said aloud was: “ I’m glad 'twas smile grown wistful. “ Here, take It,
binder in the manufacture of fuel
briquettes by a new process from coal
Mis’ Holmes that bought in the house. Cap’n Rose. It’s all I got. I can’t
dust, lignite, peat or sawdust.
They say she’s a great hand ter dig count It myself, but yew can. Don’t
in the garden."
yew think It’s enough ter set yew up
I n v e n t P n e u m a t i c T o o l.
Angy’s voice faltered. Abe did not In business, eo yew won’t have ter
Not only to users of pipe and cigars, but the
"You’re a H o r r i d , H e a r t l e s s L i t t l e
Resembling a pistol and controlled
Something had caused a go ter the poorhouse? The poorhouse
vicious cigarette habit is overcome by using the answer.
by
a
trigger
is a new pneumatic tool
Boy I "
’’N ITRITE” treatment. Price complete, postage swimming before his eyee which he is a bad place. I was there last win
for cleaning dirt from Inaccessible
paid. $1.00, Laue-Davis Drug Co. 3d and Yam did not wish his wife to see; so he
ter. I don’t like the poorhouse."
brought. "Yop, the auction's over, an’ parts of machinery.
hill, Portland, Or. tWhen writing mention this
let fall the handle of the express
He rambled on of the poorhouse. Cap’n Rose, he— Don’t that cut suit
paper.)
A t a D o n a tio n Party.
wagon and, bending his slow back, Angy, panting for breath, one band you, Miss Abigail? You won't find
“ Were you gambling last night?"
R esem blance.
plucked a sprig of “ old-man.” Though against the smothering pain at her a better, nicer, tenderer and more
"No, indeed.
It was a donation
One day there was a fish for dinner he could not have expressed his senti heart, was trying, with the other, to juicier piece of shoulder this side of
party. 1 came away a hundred to the
and little Margie said: “ Mamma, do ments in words, the garden brought drag "father" along. "Father" was
New York. Take it back, did you say? good."— Livingstone Lance.
you know what a shad reminds ma poignant recollections of the hopes shaking his head at Ishmael, at the
All right, ma'am, all righ t!” His face
of?”
and promisee which had thrown their proffered nickels and pennies—shak assumed a look of resignation: these
“ No, dearie,” was the reply.
rose color about the young days of his ing hie head and choking. At length old ladies made his life a martyrdom.
“ W ell,” said Margie, “ it reminds me
of a porcupine turned outside in.”— marriage. His hopes had never blos he found his voice, and was able to He used to tell the “ fellers” that he
somed into fulfilment. His promises smile at his would-be benefactor with spent one-half his time carrying orders Persons suffer more from inexperienced truss
Chicago News.
to the little wife had been choked by even the ghost of a twinkle In his eye. back and forth from the Old LadleB’ fitting than from hernia. Why not buy your
the weeds of his own inefficiency.
N e w Ills.
“ Much obliged, Cap’n Rover; but home. But now, in spite of his meek trusses from experts? Try Laue-Davis Drug Co.,
“ Jonesby had a doctor with him all Worse than this, the bursting into yew keep yer money for terbaccy. I ness of manner, he did not intend to at 3d and Yamhill. Portlund. Ore., who are ex
bloom of seeds of selfish reckleesness ain’t so high-toned as yew. I ’ll take take this cut back. So with Machia perts and know how.
night.”
“ Was he very sick?”
in himself was what had turned the real comfort at the poorhouse. S’long; vellian skill he hastened on with his
“ He was toward the last, when the garden of their life into an arid waste. thank yer. S’long.”
M o t i v e s of F r i e n d s h i p .
gossip.
doctor held all the good hands.”— Bir And now, in their dry and withered
“ Are you familiar with the motives
Ishmael went on his way muttering
“
Yop,
an’
they
only
riz
one
hundred
mingham Age-Herald.
old age, he and Angy were being torn to himself, unhappily Jingling his re dollars an’ two cents—one hundred of Blink’s new play?”
“ Yes; he needed the money.”—
up by the roots, flung as so much jected alms; while Angy and Abe re dollars an' a postage-stamp. 1 guess
Birmingham (Ala.) Age-Herald.
F in d S t r o n g Poison.
rubbish by the roadside.
sumed
their
Journey.
it’s
ail
up
with
the
cap’n
an'
the
Old
The new poison extracted from
"Mother, I be dretful sorry ter take
Why not help the "poor” farmer by
As they came to the gate of the Old Men’s. I don't see 'em hangin’ out no
seeds of the castor oil plant by a Ger
man chemist is said to be so powerful yew away from your posies,” muttered Ladies' home Angy seized hold of her 'Welcome' sign on the strength of Btartlng a buy-a bushel of-dollar wheat
movement ?
that a single grain would kill a mil Abraham as he arose with his green husband's arm. and looking up into hie that.”
sprig in his hand.
lion and a half guinea pigs.
face pleaded earnestly:
"You’re a horrid, heartless little
With 6haking fingers, Angy sought
"Father, let’s take the hunderd dol b oy!” burst forth Miss Abigail, and.
In M e x ic o .
a pin hidden beneath her basque. "Far lars fer a fambly tombstun an’ go ter
flinging the disputed meat on the
“ Who governs here?” asked the ther, shall I pin yer 'old man’ in yer the poorhouse tergether!”
table, she sank down into the chair,
newcomer, looking at the assembled
He shook her off almost roughly and completely overcome by sorrow and
multitude.
lifted the latch of the gate.
indignation.
“ You’ll be old yerself
“ We take turns.” explained an inno
“ Folks'd say we was crazy, mother." I some day,” she sobbed, not noticing
cent bystander.— Philadelphia Ledger.
There was no one in sight as he that he was stealthily edging toward
G a s tr o n o m ic Health.
dragged In the express cart und laid I the door, one eye on her, one on to
down the handle. Before him was a morrow’s pot roast.
"I tell yew,
“ Pa, what is envy?"
long, clean-swept path ending appar Tommy,” regaining her accustomed
“ Envy, my boy, is what your mil
lionaire uncle feels every time he
ently in a mass of shrubbery; to the confiding amiability, as she lifted the
hears you begging your mother for a
left was a field of sweet corn reaching corner of her apron to wipe her eyes,
second piece of pie.”— Detroit Free
to the hedge; to the right a strong and "Miss Kille will feel some kind o' bad.
Press.
sturdy growth of pole lima beans; and | tew. Yer know me an’ her an’ Angy
Just within the entrance, beneath the all went ter sc hool tergether. although
sweeping plumes of a weeping willow Miss Kille is so much younger’n the
tree, was a shabby but inviting green re«t o' us that we call her the baby.
bench.
Here! Where— "
But he was gone. Sighing heavily,
Abe's glance wandered from the
bench to his wife's face. Angy could the matron put the meat in the Icebox,
not lift her eyes to him; with bowed and then made her slow, lumbering
F o r Y o u n g and O ld
bead she was latching and unlatching way Into the front tiall, or community
The acute agonizing pain of
the gate through which he must pass j room, where the sisters were gathered
rheumatism is soothed at once
He looked at the sun and thoughtfully | in a bojly to await the new arrival.
by Sloan’s Liniment. I>o not
“ Waal, sa y!" she supplemented,
made reckon of the time. There were
rub— it penetrates to the sore
spot, bringing a comfort not
still two hours before he could take after she had flnlehed telling her pitt
dreamed of until tried. Get a
ably brief story, "thar's
trouble
the train which—
bottle today.
“ Let's go set deown a spell afore— ” ernough to go around, haln't thar?”
Aunt Nancy Smith, who never be
he faltered— "afore we say good-by."
R H E U M A T IS M
She made no answer. She told her lieved in wearing her heart on her
Here What O ther» Sa j :
" I highly recommend your Liniment
self over and over that she must— sleeve, sniffed and thumped her cane
I ft« ' . !> M r'-ni* fly for rh uniat “m I » ver
simply must—stop that “all-of a-trem- on the floor.
• ' I
-
I of mon'-y trying to get relief of the misery
“ You young folks.” she affirmed, her
ble” feeling which was going on inside
I
I t rif'l
I your Liniment both internal and eiternal
of her. She stepped from the gate to self having seen ninety-nine winters,
ia T e r r o r of W h a t F o l k s W o u l d S a y
l
a
r
d
I
f
o
r
I
gm
k
r
.Vi.
and
now
am
the bench blindly, with Abe's hand on while Abigail had known but a paltry
w * ! o r. «i
• r
j trh r
<1*Q. C u ritt, i£ 6
to T h i s H o m e - L e a v i n g .
[ M . 16th tit., . ;>r my field, IU,
her arm, though, still blindly, with sixty-five, "yew allers go an' cut yer
I don't see
H ers’» Proof
buttonhole?” she quavered. Then as j exaggerated »are she placed his car pity on the skew-gee.
" I si h to write and U!1 you about a
nothin’ to bawl an' heller erbout I
he stooped for her to arrange the j petbag on the grass beside her.
I fa llí h 'id wn fourteen aU-pe, and bruised
rr, v - ,. . 1 K i ; j ’. '-ry had I could r»' •
posy, she whispered: "I wouldn't care, ! He laid down his cane, took off his say that any man what can't take
Mr. W. H. Chaney. R. F. D 2.
I
i -
m y wife f<.r »
cept fer what folks must say. Le's j high hat and wiped his brow He kere o' himself, not ter mention bia
Sotherlln.
Pittsylvania
Co., Va.,
i
. n r L tal men t and i t twodeya’
writes: “ For the past twelve months
tima I - a ton n y fast •gain.**— Ckwrlm
hurry before any one sees us. I told I looked at her anxiously.
Still she wife, should orter go ter the poor
|
- A i r , ,Si Lout«, Mo.
I have been a sufferer from catarrh
everybody that we wa'n’t a-gwine ter could not lift her blurred eyes, nor j house.”
o f the head. Since taking four bot
But the matriarch's voice quavered
break up till termorrer mornin’.”
could she check her trembling.
tles of your Peruna I feel a different
Fortunately, there was a way across I Seeing how she shook, he passed his even more than usual, and as she fin
person altogether. The severe pains
lots to the Old Ladies' home, an tin arm around her shoulder. He mur ished she hastily bent down and felt
In my head have disappeared, and
frequented by-path over a field and mured something— what, neither he j In her deep skirt pocket for her snuff
m y entire system has been greatly
through a bit of woodland, which nor she knew—but the love of his bo*.
strengthened. This is my first tes
(T O B E C O N T IM L 'IC D .)
timonial to the curative qualities of
would bring the couple almost unob youth spoke In the murmur, and again
1 for neuralgia, sciatica, sprains and
any patent medicine, but I feel it a
fell the silence.
served to a side gate.
| bruises.
duty to mankind to let them know
Under ordinary circumstances Ange-
Angy's eyee cleared She struggled
Bee's Favorite Color.
Afl DraniXs, 2Sc.
of the greatest medicine on earth—
line would never have taken this path; to speak, aghast at the thought that
The late Sir John Lubbock, one of
| Send fo u r • en tz in »ta m p s fo r a
Peruna —in my estimation for the
for It exposed her carefully patched life itself might be done before ever the most noted authorities on bees,
T R IA L B O TTLE
above trouble."
and newly polished shoes to scratches, they could have one hour together proved by long observation and repott
T h o s e w h o object to li q uid medi
Dr.
Earl
S. Sloan, Inc.
her fragile, worn silk skirt and stiff, again: but no wor.la came. So much— ed experiments that blue Is the favor
cines can now procure Peruna
i Dept. B,
Philadelphia, Pa.
white
petticoat
to
brambles.
More
ao
much
to
say!
She
reached
out
her
Ite
color
of
the
bee,
and
that
neat
Tablets.
over, the dragging of the loaded little hand to where hi* rested upon hit after blue come. In order of prefer
wagon was more difficult here for knee Their fingers grip;>ed. and each ence, white, yellow, red, green and
Abraham. But they both preferred felt a sente of dreary cheer to know orange. Sir John determined the fact
P. N. U.
No. 4, ISIS
the narrower, rougher way to facing that the touch was speaking what the that a bee visits about 25 Rowers per
the curloua eyes of all Shorevtile now, tongue could not utter.
minute, and that It always keeps to
the pitying windows of the village
Cak * m ore fond« faste r an d brighter colora than ar
Time paased swiftly
The silent the same species of flower during each
W H E N - r i t i « , t » W m t i a n . phaM
iQ ackagr
W r it e foe free boc^let " H o w to D y e <
U » , tai, rmem.
hoar aped on
The young blades of visit to the fit'iL
HOSTETTER’S
Stomach Bitters
fl
E3 D
S Y N O P SIS .
Some women are weak because of fits that are common
In G irlh o o d —W o m a n h o o d
a n d M o th e rh o o d
The prescription which Dr. R. V. Pierce used most successfully — In
diseases of women—which has stood the test ol nearly half a century—Is
Dr. Pierced F avorite Prescription
T ake this in liquid or tablet form as a tonic and regulator!
Mrr. Kate D. Richardson, of Beazley, Essex Co., Va., says, “ I esteem It a pleasure to
testify to the wonderful curative qualities of Dr. Pierce s Favorite Prescription. For
some years I suffered greatly with weakness peculiar to my sex. I was treated by
several physicians but gradually grew worse. One of my friends told me of the good
results of your “ Favorite Prescription.'* I went to the drug store and got a bottle,
and after taking it. with the “ Pleasant Pellets," 1 commenced to get better. I never
knew what happiness was, for I was always sick and complaining and made others as
well as myself unhappy. So you see what a debt 1 owe you:“
Dr.Pierce’»PleasantPellets regulate stomach,liver,bowels
Watch Your Colts
F o r Coughs, Colds and D istem per, and a t the fir s t sym ptom s
o f any such ailm ent, g iv e sm all doses o f th at w onderfu l
rem edy, now the m ost used in ex isten ce
S P O H N 'S D IS T E M P E R C O M P O U N D
5ft cents and $1 a b o ttle; $5 und $10 th e dozen, o f a n y dru g
gist, harness dealer, or d elivered by
S P O H N M E D IC A L CO.,
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ILINIMENT
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K e e p the A p p l e H a n g i n g H i g h .
Dr. Worcester used a simile in his
testimony before the senate Philip
pines committee which sums up the
true philosophy of our relationship to
the Filipinos.
"I believe," he said,
"that the practical way to develop the
Philippine people is to let the apple
hang high and make them climb for
it, instead of telling them to hold their
hats and shake the tree."— New York
Tribune.
F ire P ro o f Envelope.
A Californian has patented a docu
ment envelope with an inner lining of
asbestos covered with carbon paper to
receive and retain copies of inscrip
tions written on an outer paper cover
ing should the latter be destroyed by
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W H Y SCRATCH? RTSINOL
WILL STOP THAT ITCH
The moment thnt rosinol ointment
touches itching skin the itching stops
and healing begins. That is why doc
tors have prescribed it successfully
for nineteen years in even the sever
est cases of eczema, tetter, ringworm,
rashes und other tormenting, disfigur
ing skin eruptions. Aided by warm
baths with rosinol soap, resinol oint
ment makes the skin or sculp perfect
ly healthy, quickly, easily and at little
cost. Try it and see.
Resinol ointment contains nothing
harsh or injurious and can be used on
the tenedrest or most irritated sur
face. Practically every druggist sells
resinol ointment and resinol soap.—
Adv.
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Kola Tablets
have many friends who use them as a general
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Price 25c per box.
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U n n e c e s s a r y E ffort.
Ills Wife— This paper says an army
of 100,000 men has wrecked a railroad
in Belgium.
Railroad Magnate— What a waste of
energy!
A board of five directors
could have done it just as thoroughly.
— Life.
P r e f e r e n c e o f the L e s s e r E v i l .
" I can give you a cold bite," said
N a v a l S a fe ty .
the woman.
“ Why not warm it up?” asked the
“ Son. if you must enlist," said the
tramp.
wise old man, "enlist in the navy.”
"There ain't any wood sawed."
'Why, dad?”
“ So? Well, give it to me cold.”—
“ A government sustains no actual
loss if a company of soldiers is shot to New York Sun.
pieces, but a new battleship is too val
R a t h e r Bold.
uable to take chances with.”— Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
"These Apache dances are said to
be a cure for nerves and timidity.”
G IV E " S Y R U P O F F IG S ”
“ I think they will do away with tim
T O C O N S T I P A T E D C H I L D idity, all right.”— Louisville Courier-
Journal.
D e l i c i o u s " F r u i t L a x a t i v e ” c a n ’t h a r m
t e n d e r little a t o m a c h , l iv e r
a n d bo w e ls .
T h e L a s t W ord.
BIx—What nonsense to say that one
can’t get the last word with a woman!
I found It easy cnojgh today.
Dlx— You don't say!
How did it
happen?
Blx— Why, I said to a woman In the
car: "Madam, have my scat."— Bos
ton Transcript.
Look at the tongue, mother!
If
coated, your little one’s Btomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
sleep, cat or act naturally, or is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bud; has
sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold,
give a teaspoonful of "California
Syrup of Figs,” and in a few hourR all YOUR O W N D R U GG IST WILL TELL YO U
tlie foul, constipated waste, undigest Try Murine Eye Hemcdy for Keel, Weak, Watery
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again. Ask your druggist for a 50-
Easy,
cent bottle of "California Syrup of
"Your wife needs rides in the open
Figs.” which contains full directions
for babies, children of all ages and air.”
"A il right, doc, I'll drop word among
for grown lips.
the real estate agents that I might
look at property in the suburbs."-—
A Hem.
Louisville Courier Journal.
"The ItiiHsiun government has taken
over a sewing machine factory.”
H o w the T r o u b l e Star te d .
“ What on enrth for?”
"What started the row?”
"Hem in the Germans, naturally."—
"A fake dentist sold a set of cellu
Buffalo Kxpress.
loid teeth to the man who eats tire
in the vaudeville show."— Philadelphia
F o r Inte re st.
Ledger.
” ! buy rny wife everything she
wants. How about you?"
“ I keep mine wanting a few things,
just to be sure that her interest in
me is maintained."— Louisville Cour
ier Journal.
Helping Kidneys
By Clearing Blood
D o n e P r o p e r ly .
"How Is It you were so long over
your work today?"
"Sure, ma'am." replied the servant,
“you were watching me most of the
time."—Judge.
A Function G rea tly Assisted
B y a W e ll-K n o w n
R em ed y.
A n x i e t y to C o r r e c t a M i s t a k e .
"Look here!" said an excited man
to a druggist. "You gave me mor
phine for quinine this morning."
"Is that so'"' replied the druggist.
"Then you owe me 25 cents.” —Chris
tian Register.
R e m a r k of a C a n d i d C h u m .
"W hy are you moping there, Dick?”
" I ’ve no one to play with.”
“ Well, go and fetch Freddie next
door.”
"Oh, I played with him yesterday,
and I don't suppose he’s well enough
to come out yet." London Opinion.
H e ’* to B la m e .
“ Men are always late. I have wait
ed here since f> o’clock for my husband
to come, and it Is now 7:30.”
"A t what hour were you to meet
him?” asked the woman who had Join
ed her.
“ At 5 o’clock.“ - Buffalo Courier.
D e f i n e d a t L as t.
“ What is the meaning of ragtime?”
asked the loving young thing.
“ It’s the way my stenographer
spells,” responded the tired business
man.— Philadelphia Ledger.
Recovered.
He— I feel like a fool tonight.
8he— So glad you’ve recovered.—
Boston Transcript.
In the new night school curriculum
the new society dances haven't been
given the slightest consideration.
Most renders will be Interested to mors
clearly mi.I. inland why analyxlH of urine Is
eo Important.
In the im* o f S. S. S. t>
purify the blood, ite action 1» a stimulant
to the myriad o f !in*‘ bh*o<l vessels that
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kidneys.
A ll the blood from all over the
body must pans through the kidneys. They
act as testers and assayers. Ami according
to what they allow to pass out In the urine,
both as to quantity and materials, the
health o f the kidneys on 1 the quality o f tho
blood Is determined.
The c^ta 'ytlc energy
forced by S. S. S. Is shown in the urine.
It la also demonstrated In the skin.
And
as the blood continue* to sweep through
the kidneys the dominating nature of
H. 8. S., acting as It doea through all the
avenue* o f elim ination, shows a marked
decrease o f disease manifestations as dem
onstrated by urine analysis.
This assist
ance Is a great relief to the kidney«. 'Hie
body wastes are more even ly distributed to
the emunctorles; their elimination is stim
ulated by the tonic action afforded ths
liver, lung», skin and kidneys.
Thu», la
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