w ith th e oth er, a a d th en , still ab sen t-
m inded. ignored th e n ap k lu w ithin
NORTHWEST MARKET
easy reach and w iped his fingers dow n
REPORTS.
th e fro n t of his coat, i t w as th e old
Dan Slade, a re v e rsio n to type
T h en he quietly picked up his h a t
P o rtla n d —H op tra d in g q u iete d dow n
and gloves and coat. M ary h e a rd a t a ll p o in ts on th e C o a st M onday,
CHANDLEE & CHANDLEE. P.teht Atty’a
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1 0 3 4 F. S t. Vtasinngton. 0 . C.
him going, and cam e back Into th e T h e re is little o r no d e m a n d in th is
room .
s ta te a n d d e a le rs do n o t e x p ec t busi-
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n ess to re v iv e b e fo re th e firs t of th e
N E W H O TEL HOUSTON
o u t h e r hand to him . I can t hate
D ave H ouston, Prop.
H. B. Thoranes. M *r
you—-I Just c a n 't W e’re going to say m o u t“ ’
T horou*hly m odern. 101 Rooms of com fort. Mod
good-by like tw o old frie n d s .” H e
T h ® New Y ork m a rk e t Is Inactive,
e ra te P rices. T h re e m in u te s ’ w alk from U nion
D epot. W rite for rates. 72 H Soft St. PORTLAND. OR.
took h e r hand e a g e rly a n d held It acco rd in g to th e W a te rv llle H op Re-
Illustrations from Photographs of the Stage Production
A fter a m om ent sh e pulled it aw ay p o rte r, w hich sa y s;
WEEKS’ BREAK-LP-A-COLD TABLETS
a n d resu m ed p icking up th e d in n er
"W e le a rn of no sa le s h e re o r in th e J
thing». S lade looked a t h e r longingly a d jo in in g tow ns and little c h a n g e In
v« 0 ) by lurid Balases»
A g u a ra n te e d rem edy fo r Colds and
OovrOsU. m l iFQOUcaUoa Rlfbu
L a G rippe. P rice 25c o f your d ru g g ist.
for a m om ent, th e n quietly opened Hi® p re s e n t situ a tio n is looked for uu- '
"H ow long h a v e you been w illing
C H A P T E R X I — Continued.
I t ’s good. T ak e n o th in g e ls e .—A av.
th e door and w as gone.
U1 a f l ®r th o holidays. O ffers a t low er j
to give in, D an? W h at did you com e
r a te s h a v e b e e n m ade, b u t g ro w ers
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h a v e tu rn e d th e m dow n. T h e opinion |
"I cam e o u t h e re today to rem on o u t h e re fo r? ” She paused, but he
M EN A N D W O M EN ev e ry w h e re m ake b iu m on
ey; b e st and m o st u sefu l article; sells itse lf. S am - ! s tr a te w ith you fo r living Ir this did not a n sw e r
is q u ite g e n e ra l t h a t th e bulk of th e \
"You c am e to force
C H A P T E R XI I .
le m oney refu n d ed . W rite T. S m et. 517 N . 4th
g ro w ers, h a v in g w a ite d th u s fa r to
house,” Slade b lu rte d ou t, a fte r a m e out of th is house. D on't te ll me
t.. M issoula. M ont.
And I
New Y’ork w as k nee deep In a bliz d isp o se of th e ir c ro p s, w ill se e th e
pause, " b u t—I’ve s o rt of changed you d id n ’t, b e ca u se I know
DO YOU w a n t to e a rn m ore m oney? S end sta m p
know why you d id n ’t do i t .
You zard th a t had been ra g in g all day. th in g th ro u g h ."
today and tret in to com m unication w ith u s quick. m y m ind,” and h e re a c h e d for the
T h e s to c k y a rd s b a d a big r u n of
S ele C o .. V ancouver. W ash.
pickle Jar.
’’T h ese pick les fairly cam e in h e re and suddenly you got S le e t and snow sw ep t and eddied in
m ake m y m outh w a te r. T h ey ’r e very a look a t th a t girl and m e! And It b lu ste rin g g ales a t every s tre e t cor- c a ttle , sh e e p a n d h o g s M onday, 88 e a r
sta g g e re d you! F o r once, so m eth in g n e r
T ax icab s a n d m otors plow ed loads b e in g u nloaded. T h e re w a s a
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTES good,” h e w ent on, ap p rec ia tiv e ly .
by C utter’s Blaekleg Pills.
Low-
“W ell, w h a t's c h an g e d you?” M ary sw ep t you off y our feet! You knew th e ir way along, th e ir o c cu p a n ts bun- b risk d e m a n d th ro u g h o u t th e day.
priced. fresh, reliable; preferred by
W estern etockmen because they pro- re fu se d to be d iv e rte d by th e su b je ct
th e n th a t I ’d found It all out. You died up to th e ir eyes In w ra p s and C a ttle a n d sh e e p w e re firm a n d hogs
te e t where other vaeclnee fail, i
And now fu rs
W rite for booklet and testim onials. of d in n e r a t noon o r th e all-im por knew I knew e v ery th in g
T he few p e d e s tria n s b re a stin g w ere ste ad y ,
10-doaa pk«e. Blackle« P ills 9 1.00
you've been th ro w n over by th a t girl. th e b itte r e ast w ind felt th e cold to
ta n t m a tte r of pickles.
10-doae pkge. Blackle« Pllla 4.00
T h re e loads of p rim e s te e rs w e re
Use any injector, bu t C u tte r's b est j
W ith th e ir shoul sold a t $7.50, a q u a rte r b e tte r th a n th e
“You know I’m k in d of glad to see S h e ’s th ro w n you ov er! B etw een the th e ir very m arrow
The superiority of C utter products Is due to over II i
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th e place again, a n d you know . I
d e rs h unched and th e ir h e ad s bent rixling p ric e of la s t w eek. O th e r good
Insist en C utter's. If unobtainable, order direct.
A load
TH E CUTTER LABORATORY, Berkeley. C alifornia Uk8 th is ste w ,” a n d he p roceeded to th e re al reaso n th a t y o u ’re n o t s ta n d forw ard , th ey h u rrie d along u n d e r th« , loads w e n t a t $6.75 to $7.35.
busy h im se lf w ith th e m a tte r of e a t ing h e re sh a k in g y our finger In my lee of th e buildings, envying th e for- | of e x tr a fan cy cow s w as sold a t $6.60,
ing—a n y th in g to g a in tim e u n d e r face and te llin g m e to go ont, to g et tu n a te s who could afford th e sh e lte r b u t th e g e n e ra l m a rk e t fo r th is c la ss
F a t h e r ’s Go od Po int .
of a c ab
of b u tc h e r sto ck h e ld a t $6.
M ary’s m erciless, p e rs is te n t q u e stio n out, to go.”
O ne wom an stru g g le d b rav ely to
A bout 45 loads of hogs, a ll told,
M ary stopped
for b re ath , and
L ittle E liz a b e th h a d b een offended ing.
w®re d isp o se d of. T h e to p w as $7.50,
“H av e a b isc u it,” su g g ested M ary, w alked up and down th e room before keep h e r u m b rella up u n til sh e cam e 1 w
In som e w ay. S h e w e n t o ff in to a
h
e re i t c losed la s t w e ek , b u t th e bulk
c o rn e r a n d tu rn e d h e r b ack on th e "a n d —tell m e w hy you cam e out she proceeded w ith h e r b itte r d e n u n to th e b rig h t lig h ts of a ch ea p res- of s a le s w e re a t $7.45.
ciation.
h e re .”
fam ily.
“ And th e w orst of It Is th a t a fte r covered w ith snow , sh e closed t h e 1 T h e s tr e n g th of m u tto n p ric e s w as
S lad e looked longingly to w a rd th e
, ..
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,
,
__show n b y th e sa le of a b u n c h of c h o ice
“ I’m m a d !” sh e e x claim ed su lk ily .
th e g irl’s gone you a c tu a lly a s k me unw ieldy and In a d eq u a te p ro tectio n ew e8 a t $5 70 o t h e r loaii8 w e re t a k .
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"I w ish I d id n ’t h a v e a n y f a th e r or
in sp ira tio n for a su itab le a n sw e r to ta k e y e r back— to ta k e y e r back— and w ent In. In h e r long fu r co at en a t J 5 35 all(j 15 , 50 . L am b s so ld a t
m o th e r."
Ju st as th ey all do. I t ’s a n o th e r m an and h e r trim h a t covered by a soft 17.25 a n d $7.35.
" T h a t’s w rong, d e a r," said h e r m o th e re
W h e a t— B id; B lu este m , $1.24 bush-
“W hy, th e old ro se b u sh o u t th e re 'com e hom e to m o th e r.' W ell, h e re ’s g ray veil, sh e seem ed o u t of p lace as
th e r. “W e a re th e b e s t frie n d s you
h a v e."
y e t, holding th e f o r t ! ” he exclaim ed. one w om an t h a t ’s not going to ‘tak e sh e m ade h e r w ay to an e m p ty ta b le e l; forty-fold, $1.23; c lu b , $1.22; re d
"W e ll,” said E liz a b e th , d o u b tfu lly , "I m u st h a v e a look a t It," and leav h e r hu sb an d b a c k !’ No, sir! If you All aro u n d h e r w ere sh ab b y figures, R u ssia n , $1.17; re d fife, $1.17.
M illfeed—S p o t p ric e s: B ran, $ 2 6 0
"1 d o n ’t m ind h a v in g fa th e r; h e does ing h is din n er, h e w e n t o ver to th e pushed m e a sid e fo r am b ttlo n . I c h o ru s g irls h a v in g som e to a s t and
n o t h a n g a ro u n d h e re m uch, b u t I’m w indow .
m ig h t th in k It over, b u t you've cocoa a fte r th e show , a p a ir of red 26.50 p e r to n ; sh o rts, $ 2 8 0 2 8 60; ro ll
ed b a rle y , $28 0 29.
g e ttin g aw fu l tire d of th e r e s t of you.”
M ary h u rried ly refilled his p late pushed me a sid e for th a t g irl’s tw enty- faced chauffeurs, and all th e o th er
C orn— W h ite, $36 p e r to n ; c ra c k e d ,
— N ew Y ork T im es.
w ith ste w th e m o m en t his b a ck w as sev en y e a rs of p re ttln e s s ,” a n d she typ ical p a tro n s of th e griddle-cake $27 p e r ton.
pointed an a cc u sin g finger a t th e door re sta u ra n t.
tu rn ed .
H ay — E a s te rn O regon tim o th y , $14
D r. P ie rc e 's P le a s a n t P e lle ts first
L ay in g a sid e h e r w raps a n d p u ttin g @ 1 6 ; g ra in hay, $ 1 0 0 1 1 ; a lfa lfa , $12
"I d e c la re !" H e w as still e n th u sin g th ro u g h w hich K a th e rin e S tric k la n d
p u t u p 40 y e a rs ago.
T hey re g u la te
had gone hand-in-hand w ith
h e r h e r u m b rella a g a in st th e tab le , m ind @13; v a lle y tim o th y , $11 @12.
and in v ig o ra te stom ach, liver and bow o v e r th e rosebush. "Q u ite a b u s h !”
V e g e ta b le s—C u cu m b ers, hothou;,
ful of th e n u m ero u s signs w hich be
H e w as begin n in g to feel m o re a t sw e e th e a rt.
els. S u g a r-c o a te d tin y g ra n u le s.
“T h a t ’s w h a t you’ve done— fo r tw e n tra y e d th e fa ct t h a t th e m an ag em en t $1.5001.75 d o zen ; e g g p la n t, 8@10c
ease. H e h a d th e satisfied feeling
pou n d ; p e p p ers, 8@ 10c p e r p o u n d ; a r
Op e n Ga me.
th a t com es to e v ery m an w hen his ty-seven y e a rs of youth, for tw enty- w as n o t re sp o n sib le for lo s t a rtic le s tic h o k e s, 75@85c p e r d o z en ; to m a to es,
" L e t m e m ak e th e so n g s of a n atio n sto m ac h is full. H e fe lt very benign seven y e a rs of figure a n d eyes and s h e o rd ered a cup of coffee a n d som e $1@1.25 p e r c r a te ; c ab b a g e, l» 4 c p e r
c ra c k e rs and m ilk.
a n d I c a re n o t w ho m a k e s its la w s.”
to w a rd M ary, even to w a rd K a th erin e
p o u n d ; b ean s, 12%c p e r p o u n d ; c el
"T alk ab o u t y our w e ste rn bliz ery . $3@3.50 p e r c r a te ; c au liflo w e r,
"W e ll, h a v e a try .
M any people and H ayes.
seem to th in k th e re 's room fo r im
z a r d s ! ” exclaim ed one of th e c h a u f $1@1.25 p e r d o z en ; sp ro u ts, 8c p e r
" I’ll tell you w h a t I am going to do,
p ro v e m e n t in b o th j u s t now .”— L o u is M ary,” h e began. "Y ou like th is
feurs. " If th is Is a sa m p le o f your pou n d ; h e a d le ttu c e , $1.75@2 p e r c rt.;
v ille C o u rier J o u rn a l.
e a s te n i w e a th e r I ’ll stick to m y Job p u m p k in s, l*4c p e r p o u n d ; sq u ash .
house— alw ay s did. W ell, you can
S l i g h te d .
w ith G overnor S lad e a h d you can Ihhc p e r pound.
sta y h e re. I w on’t oppose it. T h e re ’s
G re en F r u its —A pples, 60c@1.50 p e r
keep y our Job w ith G overnor S u lz er.”
roue o w n d « l g l j i s t w i l l t e l l y o l n o th in g in th e w orld you w a n t I
"W hy d id n ’t you go In to th e hall b ox; c a s a b n s, $1.65@1.75 p e r c r a te ;
T ry M u rin e E y e R em ed y fo r R ed, W e a k . W a te ry w ouldn’t
give
you—
nothing.
Now.
E y e s a n d G r a n u la t e d E y e lid s ; N o S m a r t in g —
and liste n to y our boss ta lk ? " asked p e a rs, $ 1 0 1 .5 0 ; g ra p e s, $3.50 p e r b a r
W h at can
l u s t- E y e C o m fo rt. W rite f o r B ook o f th e Eye w h a t c an I do fo r you?
re l; c ra n b e rrie s , $9@11 p e r b a rre l.
his com panion.
by m a il F re e . M u rin e E y e R e m e d y Co., C h ic ag o . I— ”
P o ta to e s — O regon, 75@85c s a c k ;
"S ay , did you e v er h e a r th e sam * Idaho, 90c@$1.10; Y akim a, 85c@ $ l;
M ary shook h e r h e a d and laughed
Sw at!
sp eech over a n d o v e r? I t ’s a g real sw ee t p o ta to e s, 2@ 2% c p e r pound.
quietly.
speech, b u t h e a rin g It e v e r sin c e w«
A p o p u la r so c ie ty w om an an n o u n ced
O n io n s—O reg o n , b u y in g price, $1.25
"W hy, M a ry !” S lade w as d istresse d
le ft hom e— ’’ th e pause w as signifi f. o. b. sh ip p in g point.
a “w h ite e le p h a n t p a rty .” E v ery g u est a t h a v in g his p a tro n iz in g a d v an c es
c an t.
S a c k V e g e ta b le s— C a rro ts , $1.25 p e r
w as to b rin g so m e th in g th a t sh e could tre a te d in such a m anner.
“Do you go e v ery w h e re w ith your s a c k ; b e e ts, $1.25 p e r s a c k ; p a rsn ip s,
n o t fin d a n y use fo r and y e t too good
"O h, Dan, D a n !" M ary laughed,
$1.25 p e r sack.
b o ss? ”
to th ro w aw ay. T h e p a rty w ould have m ockingly, u n a b le lo n g e r to conceal
E g g s— F re s h O reg o n ra n c h , c a se
b een a g re a t su c c e ss b u t fo r th e un h e r feelings. S lade realized In an In
“You b et,” a n sw e re d the o th e r, ’’but
looked-for d e v elo p m en t w hich broke
th is Is th e first tim e w e’ve been c o u n t, 3714 0 3 8 c ; c a n d le d , 40@42*4c;
s ta n t th a t M ary knew e v ery th in g .
sto
ra g e , 26@30c.
It up. E le v e n of th e 19 w om en b ro u g h t
E a s t”
"W ell, I’ll tell you one th in g ! ” he
P o u ltry — H ens, 12% @13 »4c; sp rin g ,
th e i r h u sb a n d s.— N ew Y ork G lobe.
"Say, th ey call y o u r old m an th e ’di 1 1 0 1 2 1 4 c ; tu rk e y s , d re sse d , 2 1 0 2 2 c ;
b lu rte d out. “I n e v e r c are d a b u tto n
v o rc ed ’ governor, d o n ’t th e y ? ” queried live, 17@ 18c; d u c k s, 1 2 0 1 5 c ; geese,
for th a t g irl—If t h a t ’s w h a t you
S u lz er’s man.
ll@ 1 2 c .
m ean! I sw ea r I d id n ’t ! "
RESINOL HEALS RAW,
B u tte r — C re am ery , p rin ts , e x tra s ,
"Y ep."
S la d e's c h au ffe u r lapsed
•‘You G o!" W arned M a r y .
“ W ho said you did, D an ?” M ary's
34% c p e r pound In c a s e lo ts ; 14c m ore
ITCHING, SCALY SKINS m a n n e r w as p ro v okingly calm .
m onosyllabic.
N o m a tte r how long you h a v e been
“G re at note— a m an ru n n ln ' fo r of in le ss th a n c a se lo t; c u b es, 30c.
“ I n e v e r did! I’m n o t th a t k ind of fre s h n e s s a n d all th e re s t of It. You
V eal— F a n c y , 1 2 0 1 2 1 4 c p e r pound.
to rtu re d a n d d isfig u re d by itching, a m an, a n d you know it,” h e p ro p u t me a sid e for a yo u n g er w om an”— flee and being divorced a t th e sam e
P o rk — B lock, 9 1 4 0 1 0 c p e r pound.
b u rn in g , raw o r sc a ly sk in hu m o rs,
th e very u tte ra n c e a lm o st lo st M ary tim e," cam e th e com m ent. “ B u t he
teste
d
.
H o p s— 1914 crop, 9@ 12c; 1913 crop,
Ju s t p u t a little of th a t so o th in g , a n
h e r c ourage, b u t she k e p t on. "You got elected Ju st th e sam e. G overnor nom inal.
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a n d th e su ffe rin g sto p s rig h t th e re !
egon, 1 5 0 2 0 c nom inal.
H e a lin g b e g in s th a t v e ry m in u te , and young a n d v ery p re tty , and I d o n ’t Now, no m a tte r w h at you do, you put o u r c a r a t h is d isposal."
“B ut you n o ticed m y old m an w ant
M ohair— 1914 clip, 27% o p e r pound.
In a lm o st ev ery c a s e y our sk in gets blam e you a s long a s you w ere going c a n ’t g e t m e b a c k !”
C a sc a ra B a rk —Old a n d new , 4 0
“ Now, M ary," S lade begged, begin ed m e on th e box, to o ? ” c h u ck led the
w ell so q uickly you feel a sh a m e d of to try a n o th e r w ife. You m ig h t as
"W hen I’m not d rlv ln ' I'm 414c p e r pound.
th e m oney you th re w a w ay on tedious, w ell h a v e had one w ho w as young n ing to feel th a t he w as losing e v e ry o th e r.
C a ttle — P rim e
s te e rs ,
$ 7 0 7 .5 0 ;
u se le s s tre a tm e n ts .
alo n g Jest th e sa m e .”
th in g w o rth w hile.
and p re tty .”
choice, $6.50 0 7;
m edium , $ 6 .2 5 0
R esinol O in tm e n t a n d R esin o l Soap
" W h a t do you do?”
“I ta k e off m y rin g ," M ary con
S
lad
e
pooh-poohed
vigorously.
6.50; C hoice cow s, $ 5 .7 5 0 6 ; m edium ,
c le a r a w ay pim ples, b lac k h ea d s, and
“ Oh, a n sw e r q u e stio n s m ostly. H e ’f
"I hope th e n e x t one you g e t will tin u e d , Ign o rin g his In te rru p tio n .
$ 5 0 5 .5 0 ; H e ifers, $ 5 0 6 .5 0 ; calv es,
d a n d ru ff. P re sc rib e d by d o c to rs for
a g re a t re sp o n sib ility —a g o v e rn o r Is $ 6 0 8 ; bu lls, $3.5004.75; sta g s, $4.50
“Now
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1 9 y e a rs and sold by a ll d ru g g ists.
— I h a v e to keep m y eye on h im .”
“T h e re Isn ’t goin g to be a next sh e laid th e rin g on th e table.
@ 6 .
"W hy? Did th ey e v er try to aa-
S lade stro d e up to h e r In th e m an
H o g s— L ig h t, $6.25 0 7.60;
heavy,
one," p ro te ste d S lade, a fte r th e m an
T h o s e D e a r Girls.
$5.7506.30.
n e r w hich had k e p t h e r subdued all sa ss ln a te h im ? ”
P a tty —J a c k a n d I h av e b e en eng ag n e r of all m en.
S heep— W e th e rs , $ 5 .2 5 0 6 ;
ew es,
“N ope!
N e a re s t th ey c am e to II
“Oh, yes th e re le; you 'v e g o t th e th e 30 y e a rs of th e ir m arrie d life.
ed fo r tw o y e a rs, a n d I th in k i t ’s tim e
$4.2505.70; lam bs, $6.2507.35.
Idea now. T he m ere fa c t th a t you "You p u t th a t rin g on ag ain ." h e com w as ta k in ' him th ro u g h C e n tra l park
w e w e re g e ttin g m a rrie d .
You p u t th a t on y our New Y ork clt-y pavem ent»
m issed th is tim e w ill keep you a t It.” m anded. " I t ’s y o u rs!
S e a ttle — C o n tin u ed cold w e a th e r h a s
P eg g y —-Oh, I d o n ’t know , d e a r. If
B u t th ey did p re s e n t him w ith a baby
" I’ve got en o u g h .” S lade saw th a t rin g on."
stiffe n e d p o ta to v a lu e s, a n d w ith ex
you re a lly love h im y o u ’ll le t him be
c
a
ta
m
o
u
n
t
In
C
a
rso
n
C
ity.
I
h
a
d
to
“No,
sir!
I
t
’s
off
fo
r
good.”
F
o
r
tre m e ly lig h t re c e ip ts s to ra g e sto c k s
h a p p y fo r a little w hile lo n g er.— Bos fra n k n e s s was th e only way o u t of th e first tim e M ary's a ttitu d e w as one re ce iv e It.”
a rc b e in g d ra w n upon h e a v ily to su p
It. “I'm not going to m ake a devilish
to n T ra n s c rip t.
"W
h
a
t
did
M
rs.
S
lade
d
o
?
”
Sulzer'«
of
stu
b
b
o
rn
tem
p
er.
S
h
e
w
as
en
jo
y
ply th e p re s e n t d e m a n d .
I t I b a n
fool of m yself a g ain ."
m
an
w
as
p
a
te
n
tly
m
ore
In
te
re
ste
d
In
nou
n ced th a t th e re w ill be a n a d v an c e
"D o n 't le t your coffee g et cold.” re ing co m p le te m a ste ry for th e first
NEW MODERN DANCING.
th
e
d
ivorce
th
a
n
any
o
th
e
r
m
atter
sh
o
u
ld
th
e
cold
w
e
a
th
e
r
c
o
n
tin u e .
"W ild h o rse s
E . Fletcher H allam ore. th e lead in g D an cin g E x
m inded M ary, tan ta lizln g ly .
“ Now, tim e In h e r life.
L ocal cab b a g e, c h a rg e d w ith fro st,
r t a n d I n s tru c to r in N ew Y ork C ity, w rite s : ” i j
co u ld n ’t h a v e got It off y e ste rd a y — I con n ected w ith G overnor S lade. "W at
Dan,
you
w
anted
m
e
to
go
aw
ay,
and
v e used A L L E N ’S F O O T -E A S E , th e a n tis e p tii j
is te m p o ra rily o u t of th e m a rk e t, b u t
th o u g h t It w as p a rt of m y n a tu re ! she a h ig h -step p e r?"
p o w d e r to be s h a k e n in to th e shoes, fo r te n y ea rs
I will. I ’ve m ade up m y m ind."
a s soon a s so fte r w e a th e r co m e s th e
a n d recom m end i t to all m y p u p ils.” I t c u re s an t |
"N
aw
,”
cam
e
th
e
d
isg
u
ste
d
reply.
B
ut
now,
now
I
’m
going
to
a
sk
you
to
"B u t I d o n ’t w a n t you to go aw ay,”
m a rk e t w ill be p le n tifu lly su p p lied
p re v e n ts so re fe e t. Sold by all D ru g a n d D epart- |
"W
ell,
w
h
a
t'd
h
e
do
th
en
th
a
t
they
go.
I’ve
got
w
ork
to
do.
I
’m
clo
sin
g
m e n t S tores, 25c. S am p le F R E E . A d d ress, A lle.
S lade re m o n s tra te d "W e can a rra n g e
W ash ed c a rro ts h a v e b e en s e n t to
g
o
t
divorced.
ft. Olmsted, L e Roy. N . Y.
th
e
house.
I
’m
clo
sin
g
It
for
good—
m a rk e t from n e a rb y se c tio n s fo r th e
e v e ry th in g rig h t h e re and now. T his
“Say, a re you looking for tro u b le? C h ristm a s tra d e , b u t th o gro u n d Is
d e te rm in a tio n of y o u rs Is p re tty sud fo rev e r."
G e n er al Im p re ssi o n .
W
h
ere
I
com
e
from
th
ey
d
o
n
’t
c
riti
fro ze n a n d th is sto c k h a s becom e
M ary had said all sh e h a d to say.
den, is n 't It? ”
"Q u ite a lo t of d o c to rs w ritin g foi
“N ot a s sudden a s y o u r ch an g e of Now th a t h e r m ind w a s m ade up, It cize m y old m an. H e ru n s th in g s out sc a rc e . T u rn ip s a n d ru ta b a g a s from
th e m ag a zin e s th e s e d a y s.”
W a sh in g to n p o in ts a r e In b risk d e
th
e
re
.
I
’ve
had
enough
of
th
is
‘dl
w as c h a ra c te ris tic of h e r to tu rn to
"Y es, a n d It is a s u rp ris e to me, m ind w hen you first cam e in to this
m and.
vorced
g
o
v
e
rn
o
r’
b
usiness.
I
don't
actio
n
.
S
he
s
ta
rte
d
h
u
rrie
d
ly
and
room to d ay .”
too ."
E g g s— S e le c t ra n c h , 40c p e r dozen.
noisily to c le a r up th e ta b le , sc ra p in g know w hose fa u lt it Is. S h e w anted
“W ell, w here a re you goin g ?”
’’W hy so ? ”
P o u ltry —L ive h e n s, 1 0 0 1 4 c p e r lb .;
It
and
he
d
id
n
't,
a
n
d
sh
e
got
It!
W
hen
th
e
p
la
te
s
a
n
d
p
iling
th
e
m
up
read
y
” 1 d id n 't know a d o c to r could w rite
"O h, I d o n 't know ,” M ary replied.
a w om an know s w h a t sh e w ants," old ro o s te rs , 10c p e r p o u n d ; 1914
a n y th in g th a t a n y b o d y could re a d ex Indifferently. “W h a t does becom e of to c a rry Into the kitch en .
c e p t a d ru g g ist." — L o u isv ille C o u rie r div o rced w om en?”
"F o r G od’s sake, M ary, d o n ’t ! " p ro and h e banged h is fist dow n on th« b ro ile rs, 11c p e r p o u n d ; d u c k lin g s,
New, 1 2 0 1 3 c p e r p o u n d ; g eese, 10c p e r
Jo u rn a l.
"N ow. M ary, d o n ’t ta lk lik e th a t; te s te d S lade, too bew ild ered to know tab le , “eh e's going to g e t it!
s h u t up and h a v e a n o th e r oup of p o u n d ; g u in e a fow l, $6 p e r dozen
It a in 't n a tu ra l from you." T h is tim e w h a t to do o r say.
tu rk e y s , live, 18c p e r p o u n d ; do d r e s s
“Go a lo n g ,” urged M ary, as sh e p u t c o f f e e .’
S lade w as doing th e pleading. "You
NOT NAMED HERE
(TO B E C O N T IN U E D .)
ed, 21c p e r pound.
th
e
s u g a r bowl In Its p lace on th e
c a n ’t go off alo n e lik e th is .”
m ade its a u th o r fam o u s and e arn e d t
A p p les—C ooking, 50 0 60c p e r box;
"O h, c a n ’t I? I could a w eek ago, sid eb o ard
B lack T w igs, 60c@ $l p e r box; B a ld
g r e a t fo rtu n e.
W illiam A . P in k e r o r an h o u r ago. W hy c a n 't I n o w ’ I
"M ary, If you p e rs is t In th is, I ’ll
w ins. 50@ 75o p e r box; D elicious, $1
LITTLE
HARM
FROM
METEORS
go b ack and I’ll sm ash th a t h ouse in
to n , c h ie f o f th e P in k e rto n N a tio n a c a n ’t w ait to pack m y th in g s."
@1.50 p e r box; S p ltz e n b e rg s , 75c@
D e te c tiv e A gency, say s it is th e g r e a t
S lade gazed a t h is w ife In am aze to w n —I’ll sm a sh it to piece»,” he N a r r o w Esc a pe e H a v e Been Recorded, $1.25 p e r box; Y ellow N ew tow n P ip
pins, 75c@$1.25 p e r box, S ta m e n
e s t d e te c tiv e sto ry he e v er re a d . Soor m ent. If th e p a tie n t ru g on w hich th re a te n e d . " I’ll sell It. I’ll give It
but D e a th s or S e r io u s In j u r ie s
a w ay — b re a k It up! T h a t’s w hat m ade
W ln e sa p s, 75c@$1 p e r b ox; W in e sa p s
th is s to ry w ill be p rin te d in THE be had th o u g h tle ssly tram p led so long
H a v e Been Few.
$ 1 0 1 .2 5 p e r box.
had suddenly been tra n s fo rm e d Into all th la tro u b le ! You know th a t! T ry
G R E A T D IV ID E , 205 P ost B u ild in g
H o n e y — $3.2503.50 p e r c a s e ; s tr a in
a s n a rlin g a n im al, S lade could not ing to live up to th a t d —d house.
T h a a re a of th e e a r th ’a su rfa c e oo- ed, 7 0 8c p e r pound.
D en v er, C olorado.
Send s ta m p foi h av e been any m o re su rp rise d .
You told m e n o t to build It, and thle
cupled by to w n s and villages b e ln f
P e a rs — B e u rre E a s te r, $1.2501.60
sam p le copy.
W rite to d a y — also saj
"W hy. M ary, se e h e re ,” he began, Is w h at I g e t fo r 1L”
"G o back aod sm a sh i t
Y ou've c o m p arativ ely em ail, th e p o ssib ility of p e r box; B e u rre A njou, $1.60 0 1 .7 6 p e r
w h e re you re ad th is .
th en »topped. ” Oh, h— 1, w h a t's the
a sh o w er of sto n e s fallin g w ithin a box; W in te r N ellis, $10 1 .2 5 p e r box.
u se ? You m eet m e h a lf way In th e sm a sh e d o th e r th in g s th a t h u rt m e
tow n la e xtre m a ly m in u te ; th e lik e
D re ssed B eef— P h lm e b eef ste e rs ,
A Reb uke.
way I w an t to live, and you’d b e tte r w oree.”
"M ary follow ed E d w a rd ,” m um blec com e borne. W e’ll open th e house In
"M ary, y o u 're n o t going to tu rn m e llhood of a living c re a tu re being 1201 2 1 4 c p e r p o u n d ; cow s, ll% @ 1 2 c
Pound; h e ife rs, 12c p e r pound^
th e hlgh-school girl, w ho w as try in g tow n again, and w e ll m ak e th e b est o u t of th is ho u se w h ere w e’ve lived •tru c k _ , s a y . . J-ax .ru _ n .. F le tc , h e r , In t h . P®r
D re ssed H ogs — W hole, p a ck in g
new
E
n
cyclopedia
B
rite
n
n
lca
.
te
.til,
h
o
u
se
pound
to fix th e so v e re ig n s of E n g la n d In hei of th in g s
to
long
to
g
e
th
e
r?
”
T h e re !
W e ’ll m ake th e
m ind.
“Y ou've tu rn e d y o u rse lf o u t Go, rem ote.
D re ssed S p rin g L am b — 1 301314c
b
e
st
of
th
in
g
s
"
" W h a t's t h a t ? ” sp o k e up g ra n d m a
T h e first Y o rk sh ire sto n e — th a t ol pe r pound,
"H ow can we*" argued M ary
"If now .’’ M ary's w ra th g a th e re d fo re s
w ho h a d been dozing
th e W old C o tta g e —stru c k th e ground
D ressed M u tto n — 1001 0 1 4 c p e r lb.
I w as old-fashioned and behind th e as she re p e a te d h e r com m and.
"M ary follow ed E d w a rd .’’
only ten y a rd s from e la b o re r; th»
V e g eta b le s— A rtic h o k e s, 3 5 c @ $ l p e r
“Ah, com e now, M ary—"
"T h e n you k e ep a w ay from M ary. 1 ( tim e s and held you back a w eek ago.
"You go.” w arn ed M ary, "b e fo re 1 second, th a t of M Iddleeboro, fell on d ozen; B eans, g re en , 10©12*4c per
d o n ’t w a n t you to go w ith th e m kind
why w o u ld n 't I n o w ' T ry a s h a rd as
Poun^ ^e ll p eoper» Cmllfornim, 9c p e r
G irl» Is g e ttin g too bold."— L ouisville I m ight, you said I could n 't help you. say so m e th in g I'll re g re t." She w as th e railro ad only 40 y a rd , aw ay from pou
n d ; b e ets, new , $ 1 0 1 .2 5 p e r s a c k ;
som
e
p
late
la
y
e
rs
a
t
w
ork;
a
.to
n
s
C o u r i e r Jo u rn a l.
sc
a
rc
e
ly
h
e
a
rin
g
w
h
at
S
lade
w
as
s
a
y
I ’m Ju st th e sam e today as I w as s
c ab b ag e, local, $1.2501.50 p e r 100
ing
now
—h
e
r
e
a
rs
w
ere
full
of
th
e
com
pletely
b
urled
Itse
lf
In
th
e
high-
p“
a
n d 8 ? r ed '7 % c' p e r p o u n d ; celery ,
w eek ego
I h a v e n ’t changed a b i t
G IV E "S Y R U P O F F IG S ”
I'm Ju st th e plain little dud I alw ays th in g s be had said to h e r In h e r own w ay of K a b a; one fell b e tw ee n two so@ 75c p e r d o z en ; C a lifo rn ia, $4 per
TO C O N S T IP A T E D C H ILC
was.
W h at's tru e M onday le tru e hom e, a n d th a t n ig h t In S e n a to r c a r te r s on the road a t C h areotrvllle c r a te ; h o rs e ra d is h , 12V4c p e r p o u n d ;
th ro w in g th e gro u n d up to a h e ig h t of le ttu c e , local, leaf. 40© 50c p e r c r a te ;
T u esd ay W e c a n ’t g e t back to w here S tric k la n d ’s library.
D elieleue “F r u i t L a x a t i v e " c a n 't harm
" M a ry !" T h e one word was full of ■lx feet; th e T ourlnnea-la-Q roese m e C a lifo rn ia, h e ad , $1 50© 1.75 p e r c r a te ;
we w ere o n c a "
te n de r little etomach, liver
tea rite broke th e pav em en t a n d was o n lo n *. KTeen, 2 5 0 3 0 c p e r d o zen ; Cal-
" T on m eet me h a lf w ay and I'll do p ro te s t a n d a plea for forglvenesa.
an d bowel».
ifo rn la , yellow , $1.26 0 1 .5 0 p e r c w t ;
"Go b e fo re I say I t ! " It w as all broken Itself.
m y l a r t . " Dan had n e v e r know n h e r
im p o rte d S p a n ish , $2.60 p e r c r a te ; O r
M
ary
could
do
to
sp
e
a
k
quietly
T
h
e
K
re
h
e
n
b
e
rg
sto
n
e
fell
w
lthls
Ueu
L ook a t th e to n g u e, m o th e r!
I! to be o b e tln a te like th is before
egon, $1.75 p e r c w t.; local, $ 1 0 1 .2 5
" M a ry !” ag ain th e w ord sp o k e vol ■
c o ated , y o u r little o n e 's e to m ach , liver ally h is slig h te st w ish had been h e r
**ces of a little g irl; the pPr rW( ; p a rsle y , 30c p e r d ozen; p ea
a n d bow els need c le a n s in g a t once
A ngers sto n e fell c lo ts to e lady stand n u ts, 5 V 4 0 8 C p e r p o u n d ; p o tato e s,
k e en e st de sire
um es
W h en peev ish , c ro ss, lis tle ss, d o e sn 't
W h ite R iv ers, c a r lo ts, $ 1 3 0 1 6 p e r
"No u se,” she replied, a s she picked lng la h e r g a rd e n ; th e B ra u n au
"D an, you w an ted th a t d iv o rce ?"
sleep , e a t o r a c t n a tu ra lly , o r Is fe v e r T h e q uestion w as om inous, b u t Slade up e pile of d ish es "You pushed me w ent through th e roof of a c o tta g e ; to n ; G em s, c a r lo ts, $ 1 5 0 1 7 p e r to n ;
lsh . eto m ach so u r, b re a th bad; ha =
asid e for a yo u n g er w om an, and now a t M acao, In B razil, w h e re th e r e was B u rb a n k s, $ 1 7 0 1 8 p e r to n ; s to re p rice
had to a d m it th e point.
»ore th ro a t, d ia rrh o e a , full of cold
”W»!1, you're going to g et It!"
you go," a n d w ith both h an d s full of . show er of .to n e , so m a ozen a rs « @ 3 P«r to n a d d itio n a l ; sw e e ts »2^25
give a tea sp o o n fu l of “ C alifornia
K„ „ K , , . .
@2.50 p e r c w t; ru ta b a g a s , A laska,
d ish es sh e kicked th e k itc h e n door . . . .
"B ut I d o n 't w an t It now "
S y ru p of Fig»." a n d in a few h o u rs al
«. v J l
„
r ,
$1.75 p e r s a c k ; Y akim a. $126 p e r
"T o u ’re going to h a v e it, Dan open w ith a n a n g ry foot, and pro
th e foul, c o n stip a te d w aste, u n d ig e st
A t N edsgolla. In India, a m an was a ac |,. sp in a c h , local, 75c p e r c r a te ;
ed food and t o u r bile g e n tly m oves S lade,” end M ary's m outh se t lik e e ceeded to busy h e rse lf a t th e sink.
so near th a t h e was stu n n e d by th» sp ro u ts, B ru sse ls, 8c p e r p o u n d ;
o u t of Its little bow els w ith o u t grip ste el tra p
’’T o u ’re going to h a v e it
"M ary ' S ee h e r e ! ” he called T h ere •h o c k : w hile a t Mhow, a lso In India. • sq u a sh , local, 1 4 4 0 2 c p e r p o u n d ; tur-
Ing. and you h a v e a w ell, play fu l chilrj If I h a v e to g et It m y se lf!"
w aa no reply.
m an was killed In 1927 by a »tons nips, Y akim a, $1.25 p e r c w t; local,
a g a in
À sk y e u r d ru g g ist fo r a 50 ;
"W h a t do you w an t w ith a divorce
H e w alked a b se n tly to th e su g a r w hich Is a tru e m e te o rite and le rei> w hite, $ 1 0 1 .2 6 p e r c w t.; A laska, yel-
c e n t b o ttle of "C a lifo rn ia S y ru p oi
w hen I ’m w illing to give I n '" sto rm ed j bowl se lec te d a lum p of su g a r and re ee n te d by fra g m e n ts in reueeuis luw, $1.75 p e r c w fi T o m a to e s, ( a llfo r
Fig».'' w hich c o n ta in s full d irec tio n s
nla, In lu g s, $1 2 6 0 1 .5 0 p e r lu g ; 4
I s ta rte d to e a t It, b ru sh in g one hand collections
fo r babies, c h ild re n of all a g e s and S lade losing hts patience.
,
b a s k e t c ra te , $ 1 0 1 .1 0 ; local h o th o u se ,
t» r grow n ups.
160076c.
* 9 .0 0 0 o f f e r e d f o r c e r t a i n
l i i r e n t i o u * . B- - 'i “ H o w t o O b m i n
P o t e n t " and “ W h a t to I n v e n t "
J a e n tf rc e . S en d ro a£ b sketch for five
J re p o rt as to patentability. Patent« ad*
▼ertised for »ale a t o u r expens« In Man*
u fa e tu re rs ’ J o u rn a ls.
[The Governor's
J
A N o v e l i z a t i o n of
L^dLCLy Alice B r a d l e y ' s Pl ay
J
Sy GERTRUDE STEVENSON
S
C
—W eak Heart
Many people suffer from weak hearts. They-
may experience shortness of breath on exertion,
pain over th e h e a rt, o r dizzy feelings, oppressed b re a th in g
a f te r m eals o r th e ir e y es becom e b lurred, th e h e a r t is not
sufficiently s tro n g to pum p blood to th e e x tre m itie s, and
th ey have cold hands a n d fe e t, o r poor a p p e tite because o f w eakened
blood supply to tho stomach. A heart tonic and alterative should bo taken which has
no bad after-effect. Such is
Dr. Pierced Golden Medical Discovery
w h i c h c o n t a i n s n o d & n g e r o o i n a r c o t i c s o r a l o o h o l.
It helps the human system in the c o n s t a n t manufacture of rich, red blood. It
helps the stomach to assimilate or take up the proper elements from the food, thereby
helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, neart.-burn and many uncomfortable symp
toms, stops excessive tissue waste in convalescence from favers; for the run
down, anemic, thin-blooded people, the “ Discovery” is refrsshing and vitalizing.
i n liq u id o r ta b la t fo r m a t m o a t d r u g atorma o r a a n d SO o n a -ca n t
a ta m p a f o r tr ia l b o x to D r.P im rcm ’a i n v a lid a' H o ta l. B u f fa lo , N . Y .
J
R . . d C h ap ter VII on C ircu lato ry O r , . . , io t h . " M ad ie.1 A d viser” - A Franch cinch-
bound book o f 1008 p a i n tan t on rocoipt of 31 on a-can t I ta n p « , a d d ra », aa ah o ra.
L iquor m en h ave a su b s titu te for
E n g la n d w ill h a v e a b an tam regl-
p ro h lb ltio n . P e rh a p s th ey would only m en t, w hich w ill d o u b tle ss keep up
s u b s titu te w hisky for p a te n t rnedi- th e tra d itio n s of th e breed fo r llgrn-
ctues.
1 ing a n d crow ing.
COLT DISTEMPER
1 u u cun p r e v e n t t h i s lo a th s o m e d i s e a s e f r o m
r u n n in g
t h r o u g h y o u r s t a b l e a n l c u r e a ll t h e c o lts s u f f e r i n g w ith It
w h e n y o u b e g i n th e t r e a t m e n t .
N o m a tte r how you n g .
S P O H N 'S Is s a f e t o u s « o n a n v c o lt. I t Is w o n d e r f u l h o w It
p r e v e n t s a l l d i s t e m p e r s , n o m a t t e r h o w c o l ts o r h o r s e s a t
a n y a g e a r e " e x p o s e d . ” A ll g o o d d r u g g i s t s a n d t u r f g o o d s
h o u s e s a n d m a n u f a c t u r e r s s e ll S P O H N 'S a t 60 c e n t s a n .l ¿1
a b o t t l e ; <5 a n d *10 a d o s e tt . S P O H n M tO I C A L C O ., C h e m -
is ts a n d B a c t e r i o l o g i s t s , G o s h e n , In d ., U. S. A.
T h e T r u e G e n tl em an .
Show us th e m an w ho c a n qu it th e
so c iety of th e young and ta k e p le a su re
in liste n in g to th e k indly voice of a g e ;
show us a m an w ho is e v e r re a d y to
pity and help th e d e fo rm e d ; show us
a m an w ho bow s a s p olitely and gives
th e s tr e e t a s free ly to a poor sew ing
girl a s to th e m illio n a ire ; w ho values
v irtu e , n o t c lo th e s; sh u n s th e com
pany of such a s c o n g re g a te a t public
places to gaze a t th e fa ir sex, or m ake
unk in d re m a rk s of p assin g poor g irls;
show us th e m an who a b h o rs th e lib
e rtin e ; w ho sc o rn s th e rid ic u le of hts
m o th e r’s sox, and tho ex p o su re of wo
m anly re p u ta tio n ; show us th e m an
w ho n e v e r fo rg e ts for a n in s ta n t th e
d e lic ac y am i re s p e c t due a w om an, in
a n y c o n d itio n o r case— and you will
show ns a tru e g e n tle m a n .— C a rro lto n
(M o.) R ecord.
I. pm U vi li^, C olorado. Hpiwiimeu price«: Isold,
8il\t* r, L e a d . Si. (¿old, H llver, 76o; G old. 6Lk\ / m o
o r C opper SI. M iw lina envelope« • id f u ll p ric e lie!
c e n t o u a p p lic a tio n . C o n tro l «nd U m p ire w ork «0
lio ite d . IUiferwuco: O ttrbonate N a tio u u l b a n k .
T urning
the Tables.
"Please, m a ’am , yo u r dog h a s killed
th re e of f a th e r ’s prize fow ls,” said th e
sm all boy.
“ Oh, 1’n» s u re my Fldo w ould nev er
do such a tiling," said th e old lady.
“ B ut f a th e r saw one of th e ch ick en s
iu h is m o u th ," said th e boy.
" P u re ly c irc u m s ta n tia l evidence,"
sh e sn ap p ed , and th e hoy d e p arted .
Som e tim e la te r he re tu rn e d .
" P le a s e , m um , fa th e r s e n t m e to tell
you th a t c irc u m s ta n tia l
evidence
m ig h t point to his h av in g sh o t your
dog. h u t ho re c k o n s you’ll find h e died
of lead poisoning.”—St. L ouis Post-
D ispatch.
10 C E N T “C A S C A R E T S ”
IF B I L I O U S O R
C O S T IV E
F o r S i c k He ada che , S o u r St o m a ch ,
S l u g g i s h L i v e r an d B o w e la — T h e y
w o r k w h ile you aleep.
F u rre d T ongue, Bad T a ste , In d ig es
tion, Sallow S kin ami M iserable H ead
a ch e s com e from a to rp id liv e r and
clogged bow els, w hich cau so y our
sto m ac h to becom e filled w ith u n d i
g e sted food, w hich so u rs and fe rm e n ts
like g a rb ag e In a sw ill b a rre l. T h a t’s
th e firs t ste p to u ntold m isery — in d i
gestion, foul g a ses, had b re a th , yellow
skin, m en ta l fe a rs, e v e ry th in g th a t is
h o rrib le and n a u se a tin g . A CuBcaret
to n ig h t w ill give y our c o n stip a te d
bow els a th o ro u g h c le a n sin g and
s tra ig h te n you o u t by m orning. T hey
w ork w hile you sle e p —a 10-cent box
from y o u r d ru g g ist will keep you feel
ing good for m onths.
You
Know
H im .
SO UR, A C ID S T O M A C H S,
G A S E S O R IN D IG E ST IO N
E a c h “P a p e ' s D l a p e p s l n ” D i g e s t s 3000
g r a i n s food, e n d in g all s t o m a c h
m i s e r y In fi ve m inutes.
T im e It
In five m in u te s a ll sto m
ach d is tre s s w ill go. No in d ig e stio n ,
h e a rtb u rn , s o u rn e ss o r b e lc h in g of gas,
acid, o r e ru c ta tio n s of u n d ig e ste d food,
no dizzin ess, b lo atin g , foul b re a th o r
h e ad a ch e .
P a p e 's D iap ep stn is n o te d fo r Its
speed in re g u la tin g u p s e t sto m ac h s.
It is th e su re st, q u ic k e st sto m ac h re m
edy In th e w hole w orld a n d b e sid es it
Is h a rm less. P u t a n e n d to sto m a c h
tro u b le fo re v e r liy g e ttin g a la rg e
flfty -cen t c a se of P a p e ’s D lapepsln
from any d ru g sto re . You re a liz e In
five m in u te s how n e e d le ss it is to su f
fer from in d ig e stio n , d y sp e p sia or any
sto m a c h d iso rd e r. I t ’s th e q u ick est,
s u re s t a n d m o st h a rm le s s sto m ac h
d o c to r in th e w orld.
T h e G erm an a m b a ss a d o r. C ount von
H ern sto rff, said a t a luncheon a t J a
cob H. S c h iff's c o tta g e a t SouLrli-»’* •
"T o blam e G e rm an y fo r th is w a r
show s un ig n o ran c e of w elt p o u tih a s
e x ce ssiv e a s th e b ro k e r’s ig n o ran c e of
a rt. A b a n k e r said to a b ro k e r: ‘I
w a n t you to com e a n d spend th e w eek
end w ith m e In th e c o u n try . I w a n t
to show you a M urillo, a B o uguereau
and a T in to re tto th a t I bought Inst
w eek .' ‘W hy, m an, w h a t a fool you
a r e ,’ said th e b ro k e r, 'to buy lo reig u
c a rs In w a r tim e!
D on’t you know
y o u ’ll n e v e r be a b le to g e t new p a rts '.”
— A rgonaut.
ARE YOU THINKING OF
THE NEW COUNTRY?
T he S ta te o f C olorado w ishes, if you
a re in e a rn e s t to p rocure a hom e, say
of 820 acres, to help and prom ote you,
b a rrin g sp e c u la to rs and
in v esto rs.
T H E G R E A T D IV ID E , published 43
Post B uilding, D enver, C olorado, is
a n xious to te ll you all a bout it. Send
sta m p fo r sam p le copy today.
Also
say w h a t p a p er you read th is in.
S i g n s.
H o te l in T h erm o p o lls, W yo.— “No
in fec tio u s o r c o n ta g io u s d ise a se s e n
te rta in e d h e re .”
H otel in M cK ee’s R ocks, P a .—
“ D on’t th ro w a n y th in g o u t of th e w in
dow. L ea v e It In th e room a n d It will
be th re w o u t fo r you."
I’o sto fflce ,
R epublic,
Mich. —
“ S ta m p s fo r sa le a t c o st.”— P h ilad e l
phia P u b lic L edger.
T h e re Is a in an in o u r tow n
O u r g o a t fo r s u re h e ’s got.
Heavy.
H e d u m p s all s o rts of ru b b ish on
"O h, d e a r," g ro a n ed th e young wife,
H is v a c a n t c o rn e r lot.
— A llentow n D em ocrat. "I d o n ’t know w h a t to u se to ra is e m y
b re ad . I ’ve trie d e v e ry th in g ."
T h e re is a m an In o u r tow n
"A d e rric k and a couple of Jack-
W ho h elp s m o sq u ito e s b reed ;
sc re w s o u g h t to do it,” th o u g h t h e r
H e ow ns a w orld of v a c a n t lots
h u sb a n d , b u t h e d id n 't sa y It aloud.—
And n e v e r c u ts a w eed.
B oston T ra n s c rip t.
—H o u sto n Post.
T h e re Is a m an In o u r tow n
W ho ro b s us of o u r m irth ;
H e h a s an a u to h o rn th a t so u n d s
L ike n o th in g else on e a rth .
— B irm ingham Age H erald.
T h e re Is a m an In o u r tow n,
H is d e a th w ould be no loss,
H e sc o rn s th e big Good Fellow s
And he kno ck s th e good R ed C ross.
Ypree.
W h a t th e y c all it on th e s tr e e t and
In th e hom e:
" W ip e s.”
’’W ip e rs.”
“ W ip e r.”
"Y eep s.”
"W ee p s.”
"W eep ."
" W y p re s s.”
"W y p .”
" Y e p re ss.”
"Y ip.”
" P e rp .”
And It re ally is ’E c p r." —St. Paul
P io n e e r P re ss.
Most Skin Trouble
Readily Overcome
The Active Principle of a
Famous Remedy Works
Wonder».
M any people have m arveled th e way
ft. S. ft. overcome» »kin troubles. T he ez-
p la n a tlo n le tb e fa c t t h a t ft. ft. ft. work»
In tb e blood an d th e b lo o d Is re a lly s most
H i t O n e Regret.
In tric a te a n d e x tra o rd in a ry m ass of arte rie s
"I u n d e rsta n d th ey used m y boy Jo sh a n d veins.
p u rty rough w hen th ey hazed him a t
W hea you come to re a lise th a t th s sk is
c o lle g e,” said F a rm e r C orntossel.
a n d tb e flesh b e n ea th a re com posed o f a
“ Oh, well, th e y d id n ’t h u rt him any. n etw o rk o f tin y blood vessels you solvs tbe
m ystery.
I w o u ld n 't be re s e n tfu l.”
h ere a re w o n d erfu l m ed icin al p ro p erties
“ I should sa y th ey d id n 't h u r t him ! In T H.
ft. 8. th a t follow tbo course of tbe
T h ey took a w hole lo t o ’ c o n c e it o u t blood s tre a m s J u st a s n a tu ra lly a s tb e m ost
of him . All I re s e n t is th a t I w a sn 't n o u rish in g food elem ents.
I t Is re a lly s re m s rk s b lo rem edy.
1»
th e re to sec It.”— W ash in g to n S tar.
•o n taln e one In g red ie n t, th s a ctiv e purpose
ol w hich Is to s tim u la te th s tissue« to the
A l w a y s an E a r n e s t Inquiry.
h ealth y «election o f It« own e««entl»l n u tri
“ W h at a lo t of h e ed less q u e stio n s ment. And th e m edicinal ele m en ts of th is
-n strh lees blood p u rlfler a re J u st a s essen
a re a sk e d by c h ild re n ,” said th e fa tial to w ell b a la n ce d h e a lth a s tb e n s trl-
tlous e le m en ts o f th e m eats, grain«, fata
tig u e d p a ren t.
d a lly food.
"Y es,” re p lie d M iss G ayenne. "a n d in d augar* o f
one dro p o f m in e ra ls o r d ru g s Is used
th e re a re a few of us grow n people In Not
Its p re p a ra tio n .
Ask fo r 8. 8. ft. and
who n e v e r se e m to be se rio u sly s e e k lust Inalat upon h a v in g 1L And if you de-
ilre
sk
illfu
l
advice
an
d counaal upon any
ing In fo rm atio n e zc ep tln g w hen »hey
m a tte r co n cern in g th e blood a n d skin, w rits
a re a sk in g ’W h a t’s tru m p s ? ’ ’’— W ash to
th e M edical I »-part m ent. T h e Sw ift
ington S tar.
Specific Co., 52» S w ift Bldg., A tla n ta , Ga.
Do n o t allow some a c tio n s clerk ’s elm
vuenre over so m eth in g "Juet a t good" aa
M e a n Brute.
ft. H 8. to fool you w ith th a »am« old
"A w om an h a s to give up a g re a t m in eral d ru g s.
B*w ara o f e ll e u b e tlto ta a
deal a fte r sh e g e ts m a rrie d ,” sighed U u U t upon S. 8, 8.
Mrs. O abb
"A m an does n o th in g e lse but give
up a fte r he g e ts m arried ." re p lied Mr.
G abb.—C in c in n a ti E n q u ire r.
T h e a rm ie s In th e V osges a r e fig h t
ing In tw o fe e t of snow . It’s no sn o w
ball c o n te st, e ith e r.
». N . U.
No. i, l e t s
W H X-V w ritin g to adyn-tlaara. »lana» — - I
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tUm th is »»ear.
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