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It Stumps the Devil.
The devil was reading the war news
o'er. At each fresh Item he gave a
roar. "It sickens me even to think
of that gore," said the creature In red.
"The kings who plan out such mis
ery, the horrible torture and butchery,
to call them ‘devils' is flattery," and
he shook hts head.
“ I ’ve never been called fastidious,
but when Sherman said 'War is hell,'
the cuss was altogether unjust to us,"
Beelzebub said.— Boston Advertiser.
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Astoria, Or.— Fifty-eight persons, at
least, and probably more, perished
when the steam schooner Francis H.
Leggett sank in a 90-mile gale 60 miles
south of the Columbia river and 30
miles northwest by north of Yaquina
light, off the Oregon coast shortly af
ter 3 o'clock Friday afternoon. Other
estimates place the number of dead
at 70. Five women, a boy and a girl
are among the missing.
Two persons are known to have
been rescued, after clinging several
hours to wreckage tossed by a vicious
sea, and an unconfirmed report says
a third person hns been picked up.
The known passenger list, furnished
by the owners at San Francisco, to
taled 35. Besides Captain Maro, the
Leggett carried a crew of 24 men.
Two lifeboats are reported to have
been filled and lowered. One contain
ed 30 persons and the other eight. All
the women and children were includ
ed. Heavy seas swamped the lifeboats
immediately upon their striking the
water.
The known survivors are Alexander
Farrell, of Sacramento, Cal., and
George Pullman, or Pollman, of Winni
peg, Man. Both were rescued by the
oil tanker Frank H. Buck, which is
lying off the mouth of the Columbia
river awaiting a quiet sea to enter
this harbor. Farrell was transferred
to the steamer Beaver and taken to
Portland. He told a thrilling story
of his experience and gave pathetic
accounts of drownings of persons at
tempting to cling to wreckage.
The Leggett was en route to San
Francisco from Grays Harbor ports,
having left Portland a few days ago
for Washington towns to load lumber.
German Shells Set Noted
Rheims Cathrdral Afire
Berlin.— An official statement is
sued Monday says;
"Rheims was in the battle line of
the French and the Germans were
obliged to bombard it. We regret the
necessity, but the fire of the French
came from that direction. Orders have
The Dumdum Bullets.
been issued to save the cathedral.
As was expected the charge that
“ The attacks on the French are pro
dumdum bullets are being used in the gressing at several points."
war has appeared. There has not
been a war since the dumdum was
Bordeaux.— The Minister of the In
frowned upon at the second Hague terior, Louis .1. Malvy, announced that
conference because it shatters bones the famous Cathedral of Rheims had
and tears great holes in the flesh. been destroyed, and all other historic
This time it is the French who claim and public buildings either laid in
that German soldiers are using it.
ruins or seriously damaged during the
The dumdum is so called because it bombardment of Rheims by the gener
was first made by the British at Dum al artillery.
dum, India, the scene of the first out
Coupled with this announcement
break in the mutiny of 1857. The Brit was a statement that the government
ish soldiers found that the small size had decided to address to all the pow
bullet they were using would not stop ers a note of indignation against “ this
their fanatical enemies. In civilized act of odious vandalism.”
warfare it was customary for a man
shot through the body to think he had
enough fighting for awhile, but the
Sepoys were different, so the British
soldiers made a bullet that would flat
ten out wh \ it struck a bone, making
Berlin.— Nobody in Grmany is will
a terrible wound.
ing to admit the sincerity of Great
There has since been a dispute as to Britain's basing its declaration of war
whether the dumdum should be out on Germany's violation of the terri
lawed. On the one hand it is argued tory of Belgium and Luxemburg and
that its use greatly increases the per much alleged evidence is produced in
centage of killed, and on the other newspapers and magazines to prove
that it should not be outlawed while that Great Britain had already made
artillery is permitted to throw shells up its mind to join France and Russia
that tear dozens of men limb from previous to Germany’s advance on Bel
limb. Most of the powers now fight gium territory.
ing have agreed that it should not be
In the highest circles of the German
used.— Savannah News.
government it is asserted that the
foreign office has evidence that Great
In Disguise.
Britain was negotiating with Russia
Native— Yes, I says the squire be several months before the war broke
praised. He gave us that bootiful free out to furnish ships for a descent of
library.
Russian troops oil the coast of Pora-
Tourist— I'm glad you appreciate It; erenia, which lies on the Baltic north
but you don’t look like a reading man, of Berlin, but it appears that nothing
either.
came of these negotiations.
Native— No, sir; I don’t use tèe li
Another curious and timely piece of
brary, but my old woman gets the job evidence is presented in the shape uf
o' cleaning it out!—London Opinion. an item purporting to be from the
Paris Gil Bias of February 25, 1913.
That paper is said to have published
the following:
“ A newspaper of Eastern France has
revealed a highly interesting piece of
news. In military circles there it is
related that large stocks of British
ammunition have for several weeks
been brought into Maubeuge, near the
northeastern frontier of France, on
the railway line from Paris to Cologne.
W eak , Nervous Sufferer The city of Maubeuge is of great mil
itary importance. It is designated in
Restored to Health by Ly the French general staff's plan of cam
paign as the concentration point for
dia E. Pinkham’s V e g
the allied troops which will be com
manded in case of a war by the En
etable Compound.
glish field marshal. Sir John French,
under General Joffre as commander-
Kasota, Minn.— “ I am glad to say in-chief.”
that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound has done
1 more for me than
Tokio.— Lieutenant-General Kamio,
anything else, and I
Lad the best physi commander-in-chief of the Japanese
cian here. 1 was so armies that are moving on Kiau-Chau,
weak and nervous the German leased possession in
that I couid not do China, reports that he met and re
my w o r k and suf pulsed a German detachment on Sep
fered with pains low tember 18. The official announce
down in m y right ment of the skirmish says that the
troops, after landing moved southward
side for a year or at Wang-Ko-Huang, 13 miles east of
more. I took Lydia Tsimo. The Germans used machine
E- Pinkham's Vege guns, abandoned their position in dis
table Compound, and now I feel like a order, leaving supplies, equipment and
different person.
I believe there is personal apparel. The Japanese suf
nothing like Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege fered no casualties.
table Compound for weak women and
young girls, and I would be glad if I
could influence anyone to try the medi
London.— A dispatch from Maestrlct
cine, for I know it will do all and much
more than it is claimed to do.” — Mrs. has been received here saying: “ A
C l a r a F ranks , R. F. D. No. 1, Maple- Belgian force made at.daring sortie in
crest Farm, Kasota, Minn.
the direction of Liege. Reaching a
Women who suffer from those dis point within 22 miles of that town,
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should the Belgians pulled down the German
be convinced o f the ability o f Lydia E. flag at Laneken and hoisted the Bel
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to re gian pennant. In the engagement with
the Germans at Laneken the German
itere their health by the many genuine force suffered some losses. No Bel
and truthful testimonials we are con gians were injured. Another sign of
stantly publishing in the newspapers.
disturbance in this region is the In
I f you h a re the «lightest doubt terni ption of passenger service over
that Lydia E . P in k h u m ’s V egeta the Liege-Maestrict Canal.”
b le Coin |K>un»1 tv ill heli» you,w rite
to Lydia K .P in k h am Medi< ineCo.
(confidential) L y n n . Y la « « .,f o -ad
London.—The Petrograd correspond
rice. Y o u r letter w ill be opened, ent of the Times says that General
read and an sw ered bv a wom an, Ruzsky's army while In pursuit of the
a n d held in strict continence.
Austrians toward Lemberg, left all
transports behind them and for six
days lived on apples. This is cited by
r. N. u.
No. 39, 1914
the correspondent as showing the
great energy of the Russian soldiers,
who are able to endure forced marches
W 'H r\ wrttinr ta advtrti»
and continuous fighting on such a
tion th u paper.
diet.
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Our Graduates.
Write Us, No Trouble to Answer.
Germany Questions
British Sincerity
FARMER’S WIFE
TOO ILLTO WORK
A
Japanese Gain Reported.
Belgians Make Sortie.
Army Wins on Apple Diet.
Germany’s New Gun Is
Big Surprise to World
PRINCE OF WALES TO FRONT
Berlin.— It still is too early to base
general predictions concerning war in
the future oil the engagements of the
present great European struggle.
One prediction, however, does seem
fairly justified already. It is that the |
day of fortresses has passed. The
new 42-centimeter (16.8-iuch) siege
gun of the German forces appears to |
have demonstrated its ability to de
molish the strongest fortifications
ever made. Pictures of the demolition
at Liege bear striking testimony to
the power of this new arm. A single
projectile demolished utterly walls of
reinforced cement and steel, ripped
open steel towers and piled the mass
on the forts’ defenders.
This new siege gun has been the
surprise of the war. It has been re
peatedly asserted that no nation has
any military secrets that are not in
possession of all other important na
tions, but events have proved not only
that the existence of this terrible wea
pon was not known to foreign nations,
hut that only a limited number of high
German army officials themselves had
so much as heard of it. A member of
the Reichstag, whose name is not giv
en, is quoted as follows in a German
paper:
"The fact that the German army
possessed such a gun was as much of
a surprise to the Gormans as to for
eigners, for its construction and na
ture were kept secret, as the situation
demanded, so that even in the empire
only a limited number knew about it.”
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T ill: L I G H T W R I G H T , N I C K E L S T E E L R E P E A T E R .
Tobacco Habit
Easily Conquered
German Prisoners Say
Kaiser’s Losses Heavy
Bordeaux.— There was given out of
ficially information concerning inci
dents of the fighting and personal ex
periences which had been furnished
by German prisoners or obtained from
documents seized by French troops.
It relates particularly to the fighting
around Rheims between September 11
and 16.
A German artillery officer wrote:
"Modern war is the greatest of fol
lies. Companies of 250 men in the
Tenth Army Corps have been reduced
to 70 men and there are companies of
the guard commanded by volunteers
of a year, all the officers having dis
appeared.”
The following is taken from a letter
written by a German Captain of in
fantry:
“ W e were surprised by the French
and I lost my company. Searching for
it in a village, I was made a prisoner.
Now my fate is in the hands of God.”
Another German officer captured
at Rheims said:
“ For tactical reasons, the guard had
to retreat. We had many killed and
800 wounded. The first battalion of
the first regiment of the guard has
not another officer. The French ar
tillery defiled so well that we could
not discover its sight. General Von
Schack and the colonel of the second
regiment of artillery of the guard are
among the killed."
English Labor Unions
Said to Be Backing King
London.— The parliamentary com
mittee of the trades union congress,
after a two days’ conference, issued a
manifesto to trade unionists of the
country on the war. The committee
was especially gratified at the manner
in which the labor party in the house
of commons responded to the appeal
made to all political parties to help in
the defense of the country.
The manifesto proceeds: “ The com
mittee is convinced that one import
ant factor in the present struggle is,
that in event the voluntary system of
military service fail, the demand for
a national system of compulsory mili
tary service will not only be made
with redoubled vigor, but may prove
to be so persistent and strong as to
become irresistible. The prospect of
having to face conscription, with its
permanent and heavy burden upon the
financial resources of the country, and
its equally burdensome effect upon
nearly the whole of its industries,
should in itself stimulate the man
hood of the nation to come forward
in its defense, and thereby demon
strate to the world that a free people
can rise to the supreme heights of a
great sacrifice without the whip of
conscription.
“ Another factor to be remembered
is that upon the result of the struggle
in which this country Is now engaged
rests the preservation and mainten
ance of free and unfettered democratic
government, which in its international
relationships has In the past been rec
ognized and must unquestionably
prove to be the best guarantee for
preservation of the peace of the world.
“ The mere contemplation of the
overhearing and brutal methods to
which people have to submit under a
government controlled by a military
autocracy living, as it were, continu
ously under the threat and shadow of
war. should he sufficient to arouse the
enthusiasm of the nation in resisting
any attempt to impose similar condi
tions upon countries at present free
from military despotism.
"But if men have a duty to perform
in the common interest of the state,
equally the state owes a duty to those
of its citizens who are prepared and
readily prepared to make sacrifices In
its defense and for the maintenance
of Its honor.”
War Leaders Are Old Men.
The European war seems to dis
prove the old saying, “ Young men for
war, old meu for counsel.” The lead
ers in all nations are men no longer
young. Some of them are really old.
Here are a few of them.
England's war chief, Horatio Her A N e w Y o rk er o f w ide experience, has written
bert Kitchener, general and viscount, a book tellin g how the tobacco or snuff habit may
was born in Bally Longford, County | tie easily and completely banished in three day*
w ith delightfu l benefit. Tho uuthor. Edward J.
Kerry, Ireland, June 34, 1850, the sou Wood . I j D. Station F. N ew York City, will
of a lieutenant colonel in the British mail his book free on request.
The health Improves w onderfully a fter the
army. He entered the army in 1868 nicotine
poison is out o f the system. C'a’mness,
Field Marshal Sir John French, com- tranquil sleep, clear eyes, normal appetite, good
mander-in-chlef of British forces in digestion. manly \itrur, strong memory ami a
gain in efficiency are among the many
the field, was born in England in 1862. general
benefits reported, (le t rid o f that nervous feeling;
the sou of a naval officer. He served no more need o f pipe, cigar, cigarette, snuff, or
with distinction in the army in India chewing tobacco to pacify morbid desire.
and in South Africa.
General Joffre, commander-in-chief
of the French army, Is 63 years old.
He entered the French army when he
was 18 years old and served through
the Franco-Prussian war. He is a
noted disciplinarian.
General Helmuth von Moltke. chief
of Kaiser William's general staff, was
born May 33, 1848, In Gersdorf, Meck
lenburg. lie is a veteran of the Fran
co-Prussian war and a field marshal.
Premier Stephen Tisza, of Hungary,
called "the dual monarchy's man of
Styles
the hour,” was born in April, 1861. lie
has been prominent since 1886 in Hun-
;arian political life.
Emperor Francis Josef of Austria
was horn August 18. 1830, and hus
reigned since 1848.
King Albert I of Belgium was born
\pril 8, 1875.
SAVE M O N E Y BY
Emperor William II of Germany was
W E A R IN G W . L. DOUGLAS SHOES.
horn January 37, 1859, and has reigned
Por 31 y . i h W . la . Dmikd is h m guaran toed tne
v due by h av in g his name and the retail price
dnee June 15, 1888.
stampe I or. i he sole betöre the shoes leave the fac
Emperor Nicholas II of Russia was tory. T ills protects the wearer e . uin-t tilth prices
for Inferior shoos o f other mnk* 8. W. I.. I>«>n^cins
jorn May 18, 1868, and has been on KGoeii
ilw.tjs worth what \ on . ;iv tor them. If
you could Kce Dow ciliolully w . !.. Heights shoes are
the throne since November 1, 1894.
ill tile, alni Ilio hi «h poade Ir,. I In it * used, you « ou’.d I hell
King Peter I of Servia was born in understand why the’, look boiler, III lietter, hold their
an i weai loii-'t limn other iiuikc* ft<r the pi Ire.
1846 in Belgrade, and was proclaimed shape
II the W. I .. Don : ¡as shoos are not for sale in your
Vieillit.v. O ld er t il le . 'I Irom f a c to r y. Shoes Kent every*
king June 11. 1903.
w h e i e . l’osta vre tree in l hi* » . S. W r i t e I'm* llliia -
King George V of England was born tr u te d « ut iilo it allowing how to order by mail.
W. L. 1R)E li LAS, 2lU Spark St., BlockIon, Mans.
lune 3, 1865, and succeeded his father
May 6, 1910.— Detroit Free i ’ress.
The twenty-year-old prince of W alei
leaving Buckingham palace to Join hie
regiment, the Grenadier Guards, with
which he went to the oontlnent.
NORTHWEST MARKET
REPORTS.
"W hy did you take out the mir
rors you had around your soda foun
tain?"
"They hurt the business.
\\ hen-
ever a woman saw how she looked in
haling a drink through a straw she'd
never come back to do It again."
Portland— The scarcity of potatoes,
the firm prices asked by growers and
Speaking of Suffragettes.
the poor quality of a good many of the
A lady of great beauty and attract
recent arrivals have led to the ship
iveness. who was an ardent admirer of
ping in of outside stock. Two cars Ireland, once crowned her praise of it
reached here one day this week, one at a party by saying:
coming from Yakima and the other
"I think I was meant for an Irish
from California. A quantity o f Idaho woman.”
potatoes is also on the market. The
“ Madam." rejoined a witty son of
jobbers are getting $1.50 for these Erin, who happened to be present,
potates, whereas, $1.35 is all that re “ thousands would back me In saying
tailers will pay for the ordinary run of that you were meant for an Irishman."
home-grown stock.
The early Oregon crop suffered se
Explained.
verely from the dry summer, and the
"1 hear that you have a college
potatoes were small in size and for
the most part inferior. The late crop, graduate for a cook. Isn't that rather
which has not yet come on, has been expensive?"
"Not very. She works for her board
materially benefitted by the recent
rains. The vines are green and grow and clothes.”
“ Why, how does she come to do
ing and potato authorities now esti
mate that the crop, if an early frost that?"
"She's my wife."—Rehoboth Sunday
does not get it, will be fully two-thirds
of normal. Before the rain came they Herald.
did not look for over half a crop.
A Stay at-Home.
There is much complaint o f the re
fusal of farmers to sort over their
"O f course. I'd like to vote,” said
stock properly.
There are enough Mrs. McGudley. "But I dunno's I'd
good potatoes on the farms to supply ever get a chance to exercise my right
all local needs, and if they were graded to vote even If I had it.”
there would be no necessity of bring
"Couldn’t you go to the polls and
ing in outside stock.
cast your ballot, like anybody else?”
There is a fair run of stock at the
“ No. If everybody voted all the
stock yards and trade was quite active. help In the house would be sure to
The cattle market continued to exhibit want the day off every time there was
strength, as did sheep, but hop prices an election.”
were lower and the undertone of the
market was heavy.
Fatal Disease.
The feature of trading in the cattle
A young painter who had Just fin
division was the sale of two loads of
lshed a picture Insisted upon a friend
prime steers, averaging 1055 pounds,
calling to see It.
at $7.37. A few head were disposed
"There, now." enthused the artist,
of at $7.25, and other sales were
“you see my new picture. What's the
closed at $6.25 to $6.70.
matter with that?”
The hog market was under the same
"I don't know," replied the bored
strain that has borne prices down of
late, liberal receipts and more or less friend, "but 1 should say it was a ease
of poor quality material.
The best of art failure.”— National Monthly.
price obtainable was $8.55, which
Saving Labor.
lacks 20 cents o f the price paid for
"The automobile Is a great boon to
standard hogs.
Steady prices were realized in the the poor, overworked horse,” suld the
few transactions in the sheephouse. sympathetic woman.
"Yes,” replimi Mr. Chugglns; "but
Choice ewes sold at $4.50, and others
at $3.50 and $4, while lambs were while It Is making life easy lor the
horso, It has three or four human be
taken at $5.75.
Cattle— Prime steers, $6.75(0,7.10; ings busy day and night keeping the
choice, $6.506/6.75; medium, $6.25 machine In repair."
6/ 6.50; choice cows, $5.756/6.50; me
Nothing Softens Him.
dium, $5.256/5.75;heifers, $5.506/6.25;
calves, $66/8.50; bulls, $3 (o' 4.75;
"Tompkins seems to have an Incur
stags, $4.50(0 6.
able grouch."
Hogs — Light, $6.70(O;7.75; heavy,
"I agree with you. I've known him
$7.70(0:7.75.
to cat a meal that would delight an
Sheep— Wethers, $46i5.40; ewes, epicure, toss off a glass of cordial,
$3.506/4.50; lambs, $56/5.50.
light a 25-crnt cigar and start right
Wheat — Bid:
Bluestem, $1.02ic In knocking humanity.”
per bushel; forty-fold, 92c; club, 91c;
red Russian, 89c; red Fife, 90c.
Not a Rash Promise.
Oats— Bid: No. 1 white feed, $26
"Do you think you will be able to
per ton.
provide for my daughter's wants and
Barley— Bid:
No. 1 feed, $22.50
necessities?” asked the proud parent
per ton; brewing, 23.50; bran, $23;
“ I don't know about her wants." an
shorts, $24.
awered the prudent young man, "but
M illfeed—Spot prices:
Bran, $26 I
6/26.50 per ton; shorts, $296/29.50; I will be able to provide for her ne
cessities."
rolled barley, $28.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes make
no muss.
Good Time to Bite.
A farmer met a man at a railroad
depot who asked him for a chew of
tobacco. The farmer pulled out a plug
and said:
"H ave you got n knife?”
"No,” replied the man. ‘‘Have you
any particular place where you want
me to bite it?"
“ Nope,” said the farmer.
The man jumped aboard the moving
train and yelled back:
“ All right, then, I'll bite It in the
next town.”— National Monthly.
K ( u r n White Y o u W alk.
A lle n ', Foot K* m * I, a certain eure fo r not.
sw eating, ca ll us, and awol ten, aeti ing tret. Sold
by a ll Druggists. P rice ¿V-
lim i t accent any
substitute. T r ia l
p ackage
F U E L . A ddreat
Vilen H, Olm sted, Le Hoy. N. Y.
Needed Support.
When a certain darky of Mobile,
Ala., announced hia engagement to
the dusky one of his choice the eon
gratulations that were showered upon
him included a note of wonder.
“ Joe,” said one of these friends, "I
shore Is surprised! We till never
thought you'd speak up. It's going
on two years since you began to fool
around Miss Violet.
''Dot's true," said Joe, "but tie fact
Is, old man, I didn’t lose my Job until
last night.”—Judge.
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. now lodged, and our
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ing work in one «lay
vhen required is appro
bated by out-of-town
nitrons.
Dr. Wise is n false-
ooth expert. There is
• A L W A Y S ONE BEST”
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r. W ise lay a claim to
.hia distinction in Ore-
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WISE DENTAL CO.
R E L IA B L E P A IN L E S S DENTISTS.
Phone* Main 2029. A 20J9.
1221 j Third Street. F ailin g Bldg.. Portland, Oregon
K. E. Cor. Third and Washington.
The Lesser Evil.
The little hoy was evidently a firm
believer In tho old adage, “ Of two evils
choose tin* least." Turning a corner
.•I lull speed he collided with the min
ister.
“ Where are you running to, by little
man?" asked Iho minister, when ha
had regained his breath.
"H om e!" panted the boy. "M a’s go-
j ing to spank me."
“ W hat!" gasped the astonished min
Yoim o w n nniiooi.sr w in. t f i . i . yo u ister. “ Are you eager to have your
T r y M u rin e K ye R em edy fo r Red, W eak, W atery mother spank you that you run home
E y e » and O ra n u la ted E y e lid *; N o .Sm arting—
list. E ye C om fort. W rite fo r Hook o f the tfye so fast?”
iy m a il F ree. M urine E ye R em ed y Co., Chicago.
"N o." shouted tho boy over his
shoulder as he resumed his homeward
flight, "but If I don't get there before
No Peace Without Disarmament.
If there is any benefit to civilization pa he'll do it !" — Minneapolis Journal.
to be extricated
from
wholesale
Wild Pitch.
slaughter and destruction, it I h by
"I thought you had thrown Arthur
checking for a long term of years the
mad competition in armaments. There over."
" I did. but you know how a girl
Is no reason for the deliberate and
voluntary suicide of western civiliza throws." Philadelphia Public Ledger.
tion by the devotion of productive
A motorrnan was arrested for run
power to armaments and wholesale
ning over a hose. Being a fire hose,
murder.— Wall Street Journal.
the M. M. failed to notice it.
t
ARE YOU C O N S T IP A T E D ?
Wright’ , Indian Vegetable Villa hnvo
proved their »vorth for 75 year,, 'le t them
yourself now. Bend for »uinplu to 3i2 l'earl
Bt., Naw York. Adv.
Quick Relief When
U tterly Worn Out
The Why of the Tip.
The reason why the tipping system
will never he nhollslted is that the at
titude of the average patron of the
restaurant toward the hlgh-mlght v Getting the Blood in O rder
waiter Is that of Alice, who wept with
Corn— Whole, $38 per ton; cracked,
Melbourne, Aus.— Rear-Admiral Sir
Is Required By Most
delight when Ben Bolt gave her a
Philosophers and Optimists.
George Patey, commander of the Aus $29.
smile and trembled with fear at his
"What
Is
the
difference
between
i
Hay—
Old
timothy,
Eastern
Oregon,
tralian navy, in a wireless dispatch to i
People.
frown.— Louisville Courier Journal.
the government says that submarine $156/16 per ton; new crop timothy, philosopher and an optimist?”
"W ell, a philosopher takes things at
Ae-1, which was reported lost, disap-1 valley, $12.506/13; grain hay, $86z>10;
W o r m , . » p a lle d p ro m p tly from the human
they come, while an optimist, If they ayalein w ith Dr. P e e ry a V e rm ifu g e “ Dead
peared with all hands, numbering 34 alfalfa, $U6z.l2.
men. on board. Other vessels of the
Onions— Yellow, $16/,1.25 per sack. come with the dark side uppermost S h o t." A d v .
fleet made a search but failed to dls-
Vegetables — Cucumbers, 50c per turns them over.”
Very Brief Lesson.
cover any wreckage. The loss Is at
Farmer (to country boarders)—
tributed to accident, as there was no ! box; eggplant, 7c per pound; peppers,
Hia Record.
Sorry that you young folks got stung.
enemy within 100 miles and the weath 66/7j c ; artichokes, 85c6/$l per doz.;
"W e want plenty of energy In oui Mow'd it happen?
er was fine at the time. This is the j tomatoes, 406/50c per crate; cabbage,
business.
Has
this
fellow
you're
rec
Spokesman—Well, you see, we were
first disaster In the history of the Aus j 1 \fn 2c per pound; peas, 5(1/ 6c; beans,
ommendlng any go In him?”
standing beside the beehive wondering
tralian navy. The Ae-1 was under
46-/6c; corn, 75c6/$l per sack; celery,
how
the hers made honey. I guess
command of Thomas F. Besant.
“ Any go! There Isn’t a speed law
506/85c per dozen; cauliflower, $2.25
In ten adjacent states that he hasn't they must have overheard us, for they
per crate; asparagus, $2.25 per box;
came out and gave us a few pointB.—
fractured.”
sprouts, 10c per pound.
Boston Transcript.
I t ro a think you h a r e gon e to smash and
fit on ly fo r the d iscard , t r y 8. H. 8. fo r the
Vienna.—The position of the Italian j Green Frutis — Apples, new, 50c6/,
More to the Point.
blood.
I t w ill su rp rise you to know w b a t
Doubt Removed.
$1 box; cantaloupes, $16/1.25 per
<nn bo done fo r h ealth o n e « tho blood U
inhabitants of Trieste is exceedingly
Anxious Chum—I assure you, m> | Teacher— What’s the matter?
crate; casabas, $1.256/1.50 per dozen;
re le a s 'd o f the exc* * o f body w a s te » that
uncomfortable. Hundreds have been | pears, $16/1.25; peaches, 406/65c per dear sir, my young friend will mak< I Maggie— Has mulberries got any ••• p it fr o m e x e rc is in g Its fu ll u ie a »u r« o f
your daughter a handsome husband j legs, teacher?
arrested and many houses belonging box; grapes, 65c6/ $1.15 crate.
bodily repair.
I f you f • 1 p la y e d out, g o t o a n y drug
Stern Parent— Yes, but will b>
to Italians have been searched by the
Teacher— No, of course not.
Potatoes — Oregon, $1.35 per sack;
a n d a->k fo r a b o ttle o f Ft. 8. 8.
H ere
Maggie—Then ! swallowed a cater store
police. A large number of Italians are
make her a handsome living?
la a rem edy th a t ge ts a t w ork in a tw in k
sweet
potatoes,
2Jc.
leaving Trieste, especially the younger
pillar.— Indianapolis Journal.
lin g ;
it Just n a tu ra lly rushes r ig h t in to
men, many of whom are enlisting in | Eggs — Fresh Oregon ranch, case
you r blood , sca tters germ s r ig h t a n d le ft,
Sweet Innocent.
the Italian army.
count, "Pc; candled, 326/34c.
A
Practical
Reason.
up and dow n and sidew ays.
Alice— Why are you taking up hot
You fe e l b etter a t once, n o t fro m a stim
The few British subjects remaining | Poultry — Hens, 15c; springs, 156/
Hamlet—Why Is It. Simon, that they ulant,
not from the a ctio n ©f drugs, but
In Trieste, many of whom are women 15Jc; turkeys, 20c; dressed, choice, any?
always have bloodhounds In an "Un from the ra tio n a l e ffe c t o f a n atu ra l medl*
Kitty— Because my fiance Is Inter 1
and elderly men, have been advised 25c; ducks, 106/15c; ghese, 10c.
cle Tom's Cabin” show?
I cine
eated in a plant of some kind and l! Simon Legree— To find the manager
by the police to leave Austria in order
T h e In gred ien ts In 8. 8. 8. s e r re fh e
Butter — Creamery prints, extras,
to avoid unpleasant consequences.
want to be able to converae intelll on salary days, my boy.— Puck.
a ctive pu rp ose o f ao s tim u la tin g the cellu la r
35c per pound; cubes, 316/32c.
tissues
o f the body th a t they pick ou t from
gently with him about his business.
the hi od th e ir ow n essential n u trim en t and
Pork— Block, llJ6/12c per pound.
T'ae Rom an E ye Balaam fo r aoa ld ln g aen- thus re p a ir w ork begin s a t once. T h e r e lie f
Veal— Fancy, 13J6/14c per pound.
Oation tn ey ea and In fla c.(n a tio n o f ay an or
A Distinguished Affliction.
is gen eral a ll o v e r the system .
Berlin.— By wireless to Sayville, L.
a,rial.. A dv.
Hops— 1914 crop, 176/18c; fuggles,
D o n o t n eglec t to g e t a b o ttle o f 9. 9. 9.
"The doctor says 1 hare Incipient [ If a man who steals a child Is a
I.— Hon. Aubrey Herbert, member of 186/lSJc; 1913 crop, nominal.
today.
I t w ill m ake you fe e l b e tte r In Just
Parliament, who was among the
kidnapper, why Isn't one who steals a few m inutes. I t Is p rep a red o n ly In the
Wool — Valley, I8J6/20|c pound;! malaria.”
wounded in a German hospital and i
your pet cat a catnipper?
what kind of malaria
“
Dear
me!
| la b o ra to ry o f T h e S w ift S pecific Co., 630
taken back by the British, expresses | Eastern Oregon, 16 6/ 20Jc; mohair, ! that ?”
s w ift B ld g., A tla n ta , lift.
Send fo r th e ir
fr**e book te llin g r f the m any a tra n g s con
bis thanks for the courtesy shown him ! 1914 clip. 27}c.
The
national
dignity
of
Mexico
is
“
My
good
woman.
It's
the
worst
kind
d
ition
s
th
a
t
afflict
the
human
fa m U f by
Cascara bark — Old and new, 4c
vindicated Carbajal fled in the dark
in the German hospital and praises
reason o f Im p o verish ed blood.
•oing."
the humanity of the German soldiers per pound.
tad landed on the front page.
34 on Lost Submarine.
Austria Arrests Italians.
Wounded Briton /’raises Germans.