I f L ooks w - t A n ; F ig u re.
POULTRY
and Dairy Produce
I often have felt, ,n strolling about,
In fact I have given it thought.
How few homely men woulu hold the
big jobs,
If appearances counted for aught.
of 98 Roads
PEACE IN MEXICO • Enginemen
Favor Strike it Necessary
THOUGHT NEAR
Chicago — Only th e hope th a t the
m anagers will yield to the demands of
1 55,000 engineers and firemen stands
The guy w ith a figure of statuesque
betw een 98 roads w est of Chicago and
form
Off his guard would never be c a u g h t; General Huerta to Resign as the g re a te st strik e in the history of
All of th e w hite hopes he'd quickly
A m erican railw ays.
knock out,
Part of Program.
W ith the statem en t th a t the men
B ought, »old and ex ch an g ed ; engines, boiler«. I If appearances counted for aught.
saw m ills, etc. Send for Stock L ist and P rices.
had voted
nearly unanim ously to
T H E J . E. MAKT1N CO..
1st S t.. P o rtla n d . Or. The re c ru it looks tha p a rt in a uni
strik e, union officials announced th a t
form neat,
Arrangements Made lor an Honest a rb itra tio n under the Federal law
A lthough in th e bush he is tau g h t;
Election -Dictator to Leave
DAISY FLY KILLER ftÄSTÖÜrtt
H
e
should
sh
u
t
out
th
e
team
with
would be refused, on the grounds th a t
flies. Neat, dcon.or-
never a hit,
l u u . r n t a l . c o n v e o ie n t.
Under Safe Escort.
the railroads have not lived up to pre
cheap. L a s t s a l l
If appearances counted for aught.
s e a s o n . Ma Je o I
vious arb itra tio n aw ards.
u .eU l, c a n 'ts p ..I I r t i p
The railroads, through th eir general
«ver ; will »ot s »il os
T he maiden dolled up In h e r modish
Inj u re a n y th in g .
C.Mvrantee t effective.
V era Cruz—The resignation of Pro I m anagers’ com m ittee, contended th a t
re w frock
B cld b y de ale rs, o*
E arn s h e r pay in a laundry so hot,
visional P resident H u erta may be to g ran t th e em ployes' demands would
6 sent 1 y express pio*
pa. I fo r | 1 >
But m ight be an h eiress w ith money placed before congress w ithin th e next mean an increase of $33,000,000 an- ]
■ i u n r i) gnMFH», i&o DaÜAib A t *., Brooklyn. > . Ms
to burn,
few days, the general d ep artin g imme nually in wages. The engineers and j
If appearances counted for aught.
diately th e re a fte r fo r P u e rta Mexico firemen asserted th a t th e ir requests j
j w ere fa ir and equitable.
T he dubs would be dukes and the or V era Cruz, under B ritish escort, ac
It is expected th a t fu rth e r confer
cording
to
reports
in
circulation
here,
dukes would be dubs,
ences w ill be held. Should the negoti
which
originated
from
a
source
th
a
t
is
W ith all of th e ir bally old rot,
ations fail and the employes stand by
TO LEARN CHIROPRACTIC. CsiUj on R«iu«. And h ash ers would shine in society usually well inform ed.
P
CLiroprsctic College. 413 Loonaonwesldi Bldg., PwtLnd, Ore.
th eir announced refusal of arb itratio n ,
gay.
W ashington, D. C. — Inform ation the resu ltin g strik e would, it is de
If appearances counted for aught.1
was received from Meixco C ity by clared, alm ost com pletely paralyze
S h a k e In t o Y o u r S ho es
1 diplom ats here th a t G eneral H uerta j traffic in the C entral W est. Some of j
A llen’s F o o t-E a se , a p o w d e r f o r th e f e e t. I t cu ree ■ would resig n w ithin tw o or th re e days the principal requests made by the em- ’
L iberal T erm s—W rite for o u r P roposition.
g ainful, sw ollen, s m a rtin g , s w e a tin g f e e t. M akee
ployes of the roads w e re :
E v e ry th in g fo r th e O rchard, F arm , G arden
new shoes ea sy . S o ld b y a ll D ru g g is ts a n d Shoe j in favor o f Franeisco C arbajal, newly
an d Lawn.
Increases in th e rates of pay of en-1
S to res. D o n ’t a c c e p t a n y s u b s titu te . S am ple appointed m in ister of foreign affairs.
YAKIMA AND COLUMBIA RIVER NURSERY CO.
F R E E . A d d ress A . S. O lm sted. L e Roy, N . Y .
It w as learned th a t th e appoint- gineers and firemen in all classes of
NORTH YAKIMA. WASH.
I m ent of C arbajal, is p a rt of a general service.
In B e tte r C o n d itio n .
YAKIMA CROWN is the BEST GUARANTEE
T hat th e num ber of hours a fte r
program by w hich it is hoped to make
One afternoon a stra n g e r happened peace w ith th e co n stitu tio n alists. The which overtim e w ill be paid in freig h t
into a country town, and while a t H u e ita d elegates to the N iagara service be reduced from 10 to 8 hours,
is n o m o r e n e c e s s a r y
tending to som e business in th e cor conference are understood to have been and in passenger service from 10 to 5
th a n S m a l l p o x
Arm y
n e r grocery an old m an ram bled in.
j hours.
ex p erien ce has dem onstrated
The
stra n g e r becam e in terested and a w aitin g th is move fo r several days.
th e alm ost m iraculous e ffi
T hat overtim e be raised to a basis
C arbajal has long been a m em ber of
g f; —
cacy, and h a rm lessn rss, of A ntityphoid V accination.
asked him his age.
Be vaccinated NO W by y our p h y sician , you and
th e Suprem e court of Mexico and May of tim e and a half in fre ig h t service
“I
am
ju
st
TO
O
years
old,’
answ
ered
your fam ily. It is m ore vital th an house in su ran ce.
• liT i&
i, ' / A
and double tim e in passenger service.
th e old man, sitting on a packing box. 31 last w as elected chief justice.
Ask your p hysician , dru g g ist, or send fo r “ H av e
T hat engineers and firemen be paid
you had Typhoid?” tellin g of T y p h o i d V accine,
"Is th a t so?” jokingly responded the
R ealizing th a t th e co n stitu tio nalist
results from u se, and danger from T yphoid C arriers.
stran g er. "W ell, I’ll bet you don’t generals would disapprove th e plan for an ab ritra ry 30 m in u tes’ preparatory
THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY, CAL.
live to see a n o th er h undred.”
peace conferences w ith rep resen tatives tim e for each trip , instead of comput
M O O U C I N » V A C C I N E S • S E R U M S U N O E R U . S . 60V . L I C E M S I
“I don’t know about th at," was the of G eneral H u erta as proposed by the ing service continuously from actual
sm iling rejoinder of th e aged man.
m ediators, because they do not w ish to | tim e of reporting for duty.
W illiam W alker Sm ith.
U nited "I am a whole lot stro n g er now than have
T hat allowances be made fo r te rm in
THE- BUSINESS' MAN
dealings in any form w ith
S tates consul general at Santo Do I w as when 1 sta rte d on my first hun
al delays in addition to paym ent for
H
uerta,
th
e
suggestion
w
as
made
to
dred.”—Philadelphia
Telegraph.
mingo, to the am azem ent of th e W al
in a hurry, often requests his stenog
th e H u e rta group th a t another man I the m iles or the hours of the trip .
dorf-Astoria em ployes in New York,
T hat the differentials paid for ru n rapher to tak e his dictation direct on
be placed in power w ith whom the
cam e down from his room on th e sev
ihe typew riter, no notebook being used.
en th floor with a big Belgian police
c o n stitu tio n alists m ig h t feel disposed ning M allet engines be increased.
This requires a knowledge of Touch
T
h
at
th
e
differentials
betw
een
local
dog, which was given to him when he
to tre a t.
T ypew riting, tau g h t a t this school.
and
through
fre
ig
h
t
service
be
in
w as in Europe. It is said to be the
I t is believed here th a t C arbajal
Such a stenoghraper is w orth a high
first tim e th a t a dog of th is size has
w ill endeavor to arran g e term s of creased.
salary, and g ets it! W rite for catalog.
even been above the first floor of the
V
irtually
all
lines
w
est
of
Chicago,
peace w hichjw ill be v irtu a lly term s of
A position guaranteed.
hotel with the consent of th e m anage
the Illinois C entral and lines in Canada
surrender.
m ent. However, it w as explained tn
BEUTEL
BUSINESS COLLEGE
w est of F o rt W illiam , except th e Can
everybody th a t Mr. S m ith’s police dog
Tacoma, W ashington.
adian
G
rand
T
runk
Pacific
are
affected.
had a room all to him self in th e W al
Blame lor Sinking of Em
dorf. T h a t’s a n o th er thing w hich the
press of Ireland Placed Bungalows on Top of Sky
dog can boast about in la te r years.
Among the silver m asters of Shef
if this describes
“T h at dog,” said Mr. Sm ith, “saved
field, E ngland, it is ra th e r an estab
your present con
Quebec—A lfred T uftenes, th ird offi
scrapers is Prediction lished practice to encourage the em
m e from drow ning," and he intim ated
cer of th e D anish collier S torstad, was
the dog had a rig h t to th e b est th ere
dition you should
D uluth, Minn. — T hat th e skyscrap ploym ent of fam ilies. It I b m ore the
held by th e W reck comm ission to be
is. H e said th a t th e anim al w as a
rule than otherw ise that a father
immediately
get
ing
office building of the near fu tu re w orking in the silver trade will up-
w onder and th a t he was very, very
d irectly to blam e for th e collision w ith
w
ill
contain
many
new
fe
a
tu
re
s
is
the
fond of him.
prentice his children to th a t trad e as
a bottle of
th e Em press of Ireland in th e St. Law
rence riv e r th a t caused th e loss of prediction of C. A. P atterson, secre they arriv e a t working age.
ta ry of th e N ational A ssociation of
T hom as Hade, 35 y ears majordom o
more th an 1000 lives.
T y p e w r it e r C lic k e d On.
in th e A stor fam ily, h as been retired j
The commission finds th e young B uilding Owners and M anagers, in ad
and, according to report, pensioned
"How does the b attle go?” asked the
m ate w as “ w rong and h e g lig e n t in dressing th a t body here.
for life by V incent Astor. H e w as em
“ Innovation,” said Mr. P atterson, Mexican general.
keeping th e n avigation of the vessel
STOM ACH
ployed by the late Mr. and Mrs. W il
“Fiercely,” replied the press agent.
“ is the middle nam e of the modern
in
his
own
hands
and
fa
ilin
g
to
call
liam A stor, John Jacob A stor and Vin
skyscraper.
It w ill be only a short "W e have just, had th ree devastating
th
e
cap
ta
in
when
he
saw
the
fog
com
cen t Astor. T here is probably no one
BITTERS
tim e when big office buildings will paragraphs, and we’re now advancing
in g o n .”
whose features a re m ore fam iliar to
several colum ns of fierce description.”
The rep o rt says th e d isa ste r w as not have elevators running not only up and —W ashington Star.
the society people of E urope and
I t wi 1 help N atu re
down from the s tre e t to the top of the
due
to
any
special
ch
a
ra
c
te
ristics
of
A m erica and som e dign itaries th an
overcome all Stomach,
T hom as Hade, because of long service
th e St. L aw rence. I t was a d isaster building, but running horizontally on
P ara d o x ic a l.
Liver and Bowel Ills,
in th is noted family. H is affable and
which m ig h t have occurred in any different floors. F urtherm ore, patrons
“So Jack intends launching out on
restore
th
e
ap
petite,
w
ill
pay
fares
to
ride
on
these
ele
kind m anner m ade him a general
riv e r in sim ila r circum stances. I t is
the sea of m atrim ony.”
favorite in N ewport, as well as in
prom ote health and
held th a t th e dom inant cause of the vators and g et tra n sfe rs from th e v er
" T h a t’s a singular way of putting it,
New York, and m any o th er places
tical
lifts
to
the
horizontal,
ju
s
t
as
we
vigor.
collision w as th e S to rsta d ’s change of
seeing he’s ju s t been landed."—San
w here the A stor fam ily resided.
g
et
them
on
streetc
ars.
Diego Union.
course, w hich th e th ird officer ordered
“ They w ill pipe pure a ir from the
w ithout consulting his superior, the
The highest point in N evada is
country
rig
h
t
into
the
big
city
build
M e re ly O rn a m e n ta l.
first officer, who w as in charge of the
W heeler peak, which, according to a
A t O u r B oarding H ouse.
ing, ju s t as they pipe pure w ater, and
ship a t th e tim e.
He— W hat candle light pow er has
c h a rt published by th e U nited S tates
T hings would be all rig h t only th ere
The rep o rt notes a radical conflict in bungalow s on top of tall buildings will your electrical fixings?
geological survey, is 13,058 feet above
is nobody w ith any horse sense. We the testim ony of officers of th e Em house th e ow ners in sum m er.
A
She—Oh, those a re n ’t real candles
sea level.
would he lucky dogs if th e sly old
building p erm it fo r such a bungalow on th a t chandelier; th ey ’re m erely
foxes who ran the place w eren’t je a l press and of th e S torstad.
“ W itnesses from th e S to rsta d ,” already has been tak en out in Chi make-believe.—B altim ore A merican.
ous cats who act like gossipy old hens
cago. ’ ’
every tim e one of th e social lions reads th e rep o rt, “ say they w ere ap
m akes eyes a t th e chickens across th e proaching so as to pass red to red,
IT MAKES SICK SKINS WELL
Biggest Gun is Shipped.
table. A couple of stupid asses, who w hile those from the E m press say they
may be bears at home, a re decidedly w ere approaching so as to pass green
W ashington, D. C. — W hen its
No m a tte r how long you have been
lam e ducks w ith us. Some of us have to green. The sto ries are a re irre breech-locking device has been p er
W ith the aid of ARGENITE, an
to rtu red and disfigured by Itching,
to patronize loan sh ark s to keep the concilable.
im provem ent on the SILVER
We
have, th erefo re, fected, th e g reat 16-inch gun, th e b ig burning, raw or scaly Bkin hum ors,
wolf from th e door and th e slippery th ought it advisable to found our con
N ITRITE tre a tm e n t as used by
g e st piece of ordnance in the world, Just put a little of th a t soothing, anti-
eels play hog w ith our goats. If It
Industrial Schools and Juvenile
w eren ’t for so many snakes in the clusions alm ost e n tirely on th e events w hich has ju s t been shipped from •ceptic resinol ointm ent on the sores
Courts.
g rass we m ight be p erm itted to do the spoken o f by th e w itnesses and on Sandy Hook proving grounds, will be and the suffering stops rig h t there!
A t yout dru g g ist or send 5fc
bunny hug, only it’s old-fashioned, and th e ir probable sequence in o rd er to a r practically ready fo r service in the H ealing begins th at very m inute, and
in alm ost every case your skin gets
when somebody suggests the grizzly- riv e a t a solution of th e difficulty.”
P anam a canal fortifications.
for full tre a tm e n t post paid.
bear the wolves in sheep’s clothing
The carriag e fo r th is g ia n t gun is well so quickly you feel asham ed of
the m oney you threw aw ay on tedi
se t up a ro ar and th e re ’s nothing left
now under construction a t the W ater- ous, useless treatm ents.
for a bunch of lobsters to do but close Women Are Told “Baby
town, M ass., arsenal. It probably will
Resinol ointm ent and resinol soup
up like clam s, sneak out into the mud
Crop” Should Come First bet aken back to Sandy Hook fo r te sts clea
r aw ay pimples, blackheads, and
451 1-2 Morrison St., PORTLAND, OR.
like a bunch of suckers and h ik e to
W ashington, D. C.— D eclarin g th a t a fte r being m ounted, and w ill not be dandruff; g reat for sunburn and Insect
th e re sta u ra n t stalls and a ct like a lot
of colts. Even th en a h arn ess bull is “ the A m erican baby crop” is th e m ost shipped to P anam a before n ext spring. bites. Sold by all druggists.—Adv.
Some idea may be gotten of th e tr e
g H 3>SBSEEE>S£ 6 13 « ■ a S 0 S a 3’< aS3 K 3 ap t to come along and dum p us in th e im p o rtan t product of th is country and
In th ese days of dom estic science
pen. At any ra te we'd all be b earcats th a t th e w ork incident th e re to is a mendous power of th is gun, destined
if they did n 't take us for squirrels and big job. Miss M arjorie D orman, secre to p ro tect th e Pacific entrance to the and m anual train in g it Is in terestin g
to know th a t sew ing and k n itting w ere
feed us on nuts.
ta ry of th e W age E a rn e rs’ A nti- canal, by th e fa c t th a t it is 50 feet tan g h t in the first fram e sehoolhouse
Suffrage league, issued a sta te m e n t long, w eighs 142 tons and fires a pro erected In Farm ington, Me., more than
Dr. Grace F eder Thom pson’s Korek- th a t possession of th e ballo t w ill in jectile about six fe e t long.
The pro
tonik for men and women is a N ERV E ju re ra th e r th an benefit w o rk in g wom jectile itse lf w eighs a ton and is d is a century and a q u arter ago.
By w earlm r a S E E L E Y SPE R M A TIC g
FOOD and SYSTEM B U ILD E R ; $1
charged by 665 pounds o f powder. T O T H O W N D R U G G IS T W IL L t f . l l y o u
S H IE L D TRUSS. N o w o rry in g or d a n - H for one m onth’s treatm en t.
Address en.
T ry M u rin e E y e R em ed y for Red, W eak, W a te ry
irer o f an o p eratio n . R u p tu re is n o t a te a r
“ Since, according to th e la s t census, T his gun has a maxim um range of E y e s a n d < G r a n u l a t e d K y e l l d n ; N o ( S m a r t i n g —
948
P
ost
s
tre
e
t,
San
Francisco.
o r b reach, as com m only ru p p o sed , b u t is
J u s t.E y e C o m fort. W rite for Book of th e Rye
from
22
to
23
m
iles.
The
elevation
only 19.5 p e r cent o f th e women of
th e stre tc h in g , o r dilation, o f a n a tu ra l
by mall F r e e . M u r i n e E y e R e m e d y Co ., C h i c a g o .
th is country are u n m arrie d ,” declared perm itted by its carriag e will enable
open in g .
T his S EEL EY SPE RM A TIC
N e v e r Do T h is .
S H IE L D a p p lian ce closes th is o pening in
Miss D orman, “ it is only n a tu ral to th e gun to fire a projectile about 11
"India,
my
boy,”
said
an
E
nglish
Id e n tifie d .
10 d ay s in mo’ t cases. I f you w i ' t come,
It has
m an to a friend, on his arriv al in Cal suppose th a t th e g re a t m a jo rity of m iles across the Pacific ocean.
H ow ard— A fool and his money are
w rite fo r m e asu rin g blank and te ra tu re .
theoretically, to soon parted.
cutta, “is ju s t the finest clim ate under women are concentrating and special sufficient power,
Sold on y by
th e sun, bu t a lot of young fellows izing on th e baby crop.
pierce tw o fe e t of th e b est arm or plate
Mrs. H ow ard (clapping h er hands)
come out here, and they drink and
LAUE-DAVIS DRUG CO.
“ This is th e m ost d irect influence a a t the muzzle. A t 11 m iles the gun —Oh, John! How much are you go
they
eat,
and
they
d
rink
and
they
die,
I
is
caltulated
to
pierce
a
t
12-inch
arm
or
ing
to give m e?—Colum bus Journal.
woman can bring to b ear upon th e
Third and Yamhill, P ortland. Or.
and then w rite home to th e ir friends
j plate, or any side arm or afloat.
_________________
W ho a re T ru ss E x p e rts and E x clu siv e
a pack o ’ lies and say it’s th e clim ate ¡ s ta te .”
Up to th e present tim e no less than
S ta te A trents for th is a p p lia n c e .
th a t has killed them .”—Sacred H eart
31 aeroplane pilots have looped the
Rebels
Occupy
Acapulco.
Cloudburst
Hits
South.
Review.
B S B E E E E E B S E » 3 S 3 S 3 5 a S 3 S3 3 E
loop. Of these, H amel, an E nglish
N ogales, Sonora, Mexico— Acapulco,
R aleigh, N. C.— D am age estim ated man, and G ilbert, a Frenchm an, have
a seaport on the w est coast of Mexico, in excess of $100,000 was caused here looped th e loop w ith passengers.
has been vacated by th e fe d e ra ls and late W ednesday by a cloudburst. The
In th e ir experim ents w ith the pro
i occupied by F igueroa b ro th ers, revo | rain fall w as 3.4 inches in one hour, duction
of steel by electric m ethods
lutionary leaders, according to a tele the g re a te st here in 26 years.
P arts the U nited S tates Steel corporation
gram from G eneral A lvarado, sent o f the city are still under w ater.
has expended m ore than $300,000.
Monday.
New O rleans—T hirty-one coal barges
G eneral A lvarado, who is com
In the vaudeville gam e of life you
m ander of th e rebel forces b esieging w ere sunk a t Lobdeli, L a., by the may never stop th e show and you will
The be lucky If you never get the hook.
! Guaymas, reported th e situ a tio n a t alm ost unprecedented rainfall.
th a t seaport was unchanged, although fleet and cargo w as valued a t $150,-
D on't drink doubtful w ater, says the
| th ere w ere 51 desertions from the 000. A t P o rt Allen a precipitation of
federals to th e rebels a t C ruz de 9.33 inches of rain in th ree hours was health officer. Some men have doubts
about all w ater.
| reported.
P iedra S aturday last.
of all kinds w an ted .
W rite for our
CASH OFFER
Pearson-Page Co. I oEcos.D
SECOND-HAND MACHINERY
OPPORTUNITY IS HERE
s c u k
S ALES M EN WANTED
TYPHOID
9
SICK?
TIRED?
WEAK?
H O S TETTER ’S
QUIT CIGARETTES
ARGENITE CO., Dept 4,
r u p t u r e
!
IS CURABLE
Keeps Blood Moving
Drives Out Impurities
True to Nature in Its Action and Welcome to
the Stom ach.
McReynolds Is In View.
Tf th e * » s r» » tg r* o f b tr o d t- n p n r l tl- s b» ’ oase Is as pure as the dear on a pearfc
P*r\ nfflnz S. ^ S a t on* *».
You
It. b lo s s o m . a
a s th e h**roi. w o rk #
T b i t w ..o i* rfu I bl<*od p u rifie r is a l l a c tio n . ; o f n a t u r e , a s s e a r c h in g a s th e p e re m p to ry
1: « ta rt» in to m o tio n b illio n s o f c*U a in th e * d e m a n d o f th e m o s t e x a c t sc ie n c e .
H w r, I n c g s a n d
th r o u g h o u t
th e b o dy.
A sk f o r a n d I n s is t up- n p e t t i n g S. 5*
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"W hat Cleveland needs is a better-
m anners w eek,” says the Cleveland
Leader. T hat is tru e for o th er places,
too. We need weeks for the virtues
of all kinds. We need a swat-the-lte
week, a simple life week, a good-lan
guage week, a nonprofanity week, a
help-your-nelghbor week, a closed-muf
fler week, a nonsoliciting week, a
cherry pie week, a clean-movie week,
a 5-o'clook getting up week, a picnic
week, a going-n-fishing week—in fact,
we need weeks of all kinds to refresh
tho soul and stim ulate the intellect.
A comm ission m ight be appointed to
divide up the w hole year into w eeks
devoted to our happiest aspirations.
Why not? W hat's the sense of grovel
ing along In loafing nnd trading and
w orking? W hat's th e sense in m aking
things w orse th an they are? Why
shouldn't we live up instead of down?
—Columbus (Ohio) Journal.
P h o n etic S pelling .
W illie was struggling through the
story in his reading lesson. “ No, it
was not a sloop. It was a larg er ves
sel. By its rig I judged it to be a
------” The word was new to him.
"B arque,” supplied the teacher.
Still W illie hesitated and looked be
wildered.
•'Barque! B arque!” repeated the
teacher, th is tim e sharply.
W illie looked as though he had not
Putnam Fadeless Dyes make
no muss.
iOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE
T h e school th a t irets you a
good position.
T h o u s a n d s o f G ra d u a te s
N ON E ID L E
I
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F R E E INFORM ATION
OLDEST
W anhinfftiin and llrth St*. I „ J J fiS T * .
PORTLAND. O RE.
| ItlULIt KN
Mrs. J. W. M eserve of B arr Mills,
Me., has a cat who m akes a regular
W h a t H ap pen ed to M a ry .
practice of ringing the front door bell
when he w ishes to be adm itted, reach
Tho maid of-all-work in the sorvice
ing up and pulling the cord with his of a provincial family, the m em bers
forepaws.
w hereof are not on the m ost am icable
of term s, recently tendered her resig
On the m unicipal roils of Copenha nation, much to the d istress of the
gen, Denm ark, are 9889 men and 4994 lady of the house.
women. With th e ir fam ilies they con
"So you are going to leave u s?”
stitu te 7.3 per cen t of the population. asked the m istress, sadly, according
to Tit-Bits, “W hnt’s the m atter, M ary?
S lips T h a t Pass In th e N ig h t.
H aven't we alw ays treated you like
Belated City Man (after second un one of the fam ily?”
successful attem p t to stop passing fire
“ YIs, mum,” said M ary; “a n ’ I’ve
engine)—Orl rite then—hie—keep slitood it as long as I’m goln’ to !”
your bloom in’ chestnuts.—T he T atler.
Convention speaker sees an opium
T hirteen was the sacred num ber of less China by 1920. I t’s surely a long
the Mexicans nnd u n d e n t people of hop from all hop to no hop.
Y ucatan. T h eir week had 13 days,
and they had 13 Bnake gods.
Mrs. Lorenz Sm ith of Bransford,
Conn., has Just begun h e r one-hun
dredth year in the sam e house in
which she w as born in 1815.
N ine m ines in 10, the world over,
a re richer in the first 1000 feet than
in the socond, and few a re worth
operating below 3000 feet.
T his seem s to be the open season
for stre e t speakers. T alk is cheap
when you can get a speaking perm it
for nothing.
When things go wrong in baseball,
H e alw ays gets his humps.
H e's raw and green and h eartless—
Our poor old friend, th e umps!
Somebody alw ays I b taking the joy
out of life. J u s t ns the Indians hit
th e ir stride a new bunch of um pires
is wished onto the league.
Because hubby em braces a pretty
girl wifey gets a divorce. T he court
felt the man was doing m ore than his
duty em braces.
P atrio ts do not w ant the Liberty
bell removed from Philadelphia. If
the original p atrio ts had been ns un-
liberal there never would have been a
bell.
T he plum crop is said to be a fail
P ro m is in g .
ure. T h at sounds dism al for the polit
"Y our nephew is quite a prom ising
young man, lan't h e?”
W ashington, D. C. — S ecretary Lane leal officeseekerB.
Sacram ento, Cal. — D ug from the
"W ell, he h asn ’t done anything else
dusty depths o f th e files in th e county and A ttorney G eneral McReynolds are
as yet.”—C alifornia Pelican.
c le rk 's office, the com plaint o f n su it the only m em bers of the cabinet under
oward r
burtor
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filed 48 years ago and which has been j consideration of P resident Wilson in H D v I ti J ' i , Col1 T »io. H]*, 111.6. prHM! Ijold.
Well-known sayings of unknown
L**4. t i <1,14, Silver IV ; Gol4. ¡A*-: Z.oc
fin d in g since th a t tim e, w as ta k e n b e selecting an associate ju stice of the Silver.
o r Copper. $1 M .ilia* envelope* » .4 fa ll p rlw IIS m en:
"S tep up in the aisle there,
o * *pp.lte*t ion C ontrol *n4 em p ire work to
fore Superior Ju d g e Shields S a tu rd ay Suprem e court to succeed the late H or **nt
please.”
HoltnvL R eferent * OnrLionnt* N a ti n u l U tnk.
ace H. L urton. Because of the claim s
and dismissed.
The docum ent, p rinted in in k on of th e Southern D em ocrats, the a tto r
Someone is ad v ertisin g for a well
digger. W hat would anybody do with
common le tte r paper, is ta tte r e d and ney general is regarded by many close
a sick one?
th e ink and paper discolored w ith age. to the P resident as a likely choice. If
The su it was dism issed on re q u e s t of Mr. McReynolds is picked it is believed
Pull rnay accom plish som ething In
A ttorney W ahrhaftig, of th is eif.y, for th a t S ecretary Lane would be asked to
politics, but It gets a man nothing
a San Francisco law firm to clea r up a become head of the d epartm ent of
while he la operating a lawn mower.
1 Ju stice.
record.
I t m ay h a r w e m i T f'ffr you to to k # a
p o sition tom o rro w . A n- you r**adjr? O u r
St. Louis trapped 5,634.000 flies in
tr a in in e w ill fit you fo r h u sin aa t lif«.
Owl Snoozes Before Senate.
a month. T h at only goea to show th at
Train Kills Six Picnickers.
C O U R S E S IN
somebody failed to sw at in time.
W ashington, D. C .— R oosting high
Rochester, N. Y. — Six p e rs jn s re
tu rn in g from a Sunday school picnic on a ledge on a senate gallery corridor
T he firem en have no desire to paint
w ere killed when th e buckboard waj»on W ednesday, a screech owl peacefully
the town red even If th eir apparatus
on which they w ere riding w as h it by a snoozed w hile the senate was in ses
is done In th at shade.
Through an open door the
fre ig h t tra in .
T h - p arty o f 16 w as sion.
singing "N e a re r, My God to T h e e ” as stra n g e v isito r was in plain view of
C alifornia leads all th e o th er states
The bird
! in the num ber of autom obiles in pro-
th e ir wagon rum bled down tb e ro.id Vice F’resident M arshall.
! portion to population.
tow ard th e track s, and th e vote*, showed no in te re st in th e an ti-tru st
BUSINESS COLLEGE.
drowned out the noise of th e tr a in . legislation or the introduction of bills
I. M WkIVer. Prw*.
P o rtia -d , O re g o n
Liquor may have no place in a party
The dead all w ere betw een 14 and IF and resolutions, but ju s t kept on snoot-
platform , but it frequently lubricates
tn ct 1 At a s t n resino« re a u ou» m a d c a t u
years of age.
I »"*•
| street-corner politics.
Old Litigation Is Ended.
Prepare for
Emergencies!
A ll Is M o tio n T h r o u g h o u t th e U n iv e r se .
In Good O ld Eden.
W hen Eve held forth in P aradise,
She found much pleasure In it;
For when she did h er Monday wash,
It only took a minute.
— M ilwaukee Sentinel.
And when the w ashing blew away,
Eve didn't fret o r whine;
She merely sauntered forth and picked
New garm ents trom the vine.
—Springfield Union.
And no com plaints from Adam came,
T heir happiness to wreck.
Because of collar edges which
Sawed nearly through his neck.
—Youngstown Telegram .
T heir life was one of homely bliss.
Unknown to them was pain;
But soon as they got Abel they
Oot busy raising Cain.
—Spokesman-Review.
COULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak—Could
Not Do Her Work—Found
Relief In Novel Way.
A drian, Mich. — “ I suffered terribly
w ith fem ale w eakness and backache and
g o t so w eak th a t I
could hardly do my
work.
When I
w ashed m y dishes I
had to s it down and
when I would sweep
th e floor I would g e t
so weak th a t I would
have to g e t a drink
every few m inutes,
and before I did my
dusting I would have
to lie down. I got
■o poorly th a t my folks thought I was
going Lito consumption.
One day I
found a piece o f paper blowing around
the yard and I picked it np and read it.
\ I t said ‘ Saved from the G rave,’ and
! told w h at Lydia E. Pinkham ’s V egeta
ble Compound has done fo r women. I
i showed it to my husband and he said,
’ W hy don’t you tr y it T ’ So I did, and
a fte r I had tak en tw o bottles I fe lt
b e tte r and I said to m y husband, ‘I don’t
need any m ore,’ and he said ’ You had
b e tte r take it a little longer anyw ay.’
So I took it fo r three months and got
well and stro n g .” — Mrs. A lonzo E.
B aker , 9 Tecumseh S t , A drian, Mich.
N o t Well E n o u g h t o W o - k .
In these words is hidden th e tragedy
of many a woman, housekeeper or wage
earner who supports herself snd is often
helping to support a fam ily, on m eagre
wages. W hether in house, office, fac
tory, shop, store o r kitchen, woman
should rem em ber th a t there is one tried
and true remedy fo r the ills to which all
women are prone, and th a t is Lydia E.
Pinkham ’s Vegetable Compound, I t
promotes th a t vigor which m akes work
1 easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co.. Lvt*n. M ass.
p. N. U.
No. » , 1914
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