P O U L T R Y ■■■ Practical Papa. Tha talk a t a recen t sm okefest was about th e p ractical side of things. “Rem inds m e.” sm ilingly rem arked e f all kind« w ant«!. W rite for oar C ongressm an Joseph A. G oulder of CASH OFFER New York, “of a c ertain suffragette, one of th e antique species, but a Pearson-Page Co. ’ o K gon P not soft, te n d e r little thing who has ju st joined the jubilee and is correspond­ ingly enthusiastic. “One evening sh e re tu rn ed home and rushed up to the old m an, who w as com fortably reading in a big arm ­ Bought, sold and exchanged; engine«, boiler«, chair. sawmills, etc. Send for Stock L ist and Prices. “ ‘Oh, papa,’ she exclaim ed, ‘you TH E J . E. VAKT1N CO.. 83 1st St.. Portland. Or. should have been w ith m e tonight! W e a re prep arin g to sweep th e coun­ tr y ! ’ Hours, 10 a. m. to Q p. m. Hau 5714 “ ‘Sweep th e co u n try ?’ responded or by appointm ent th e old m an, w ith a puzzled expres­ DR. JOSEPH ROANE sion. ‘W ho's p reparing to sw eep the country?’ “ ‘Why, th e su ffrag ettes, of course,* SPIN A L ADJUSTMENTS cam e th e proud rejo in d er of th e p retty Scientific Treatm ent of all A cute and Chronic one. Diseases. l icensed Practitioner. Suite 424-6-7 ^ rc a d e B u ild in g . Seattle. “ ‘Oh, I see,’ w as th e cold, h a rd reply of p ractical papa. ‘It is a com m end­ able im pulse. You m ight begin w ith th e dining room and p arlo r.’ ”—New O rleans S tates. and Dairy Produce SECOND-HAND MACHINERY OvEGON NORMAL SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENTS. MORGAN QUITS BIG COMPANIES S p rin g S em ester: Begins February 4, 1914. Regular N orm al work offered. New classes organized. R egular N ormal credits given. Move Makes Important Epoch in Financial World. S u m m e r T erm : Begins Ju n e 22, 1914. R egular N orm al work offered. New classes organized. N orm al credit« given. Methods of teaching elem entary sub­ jects of Grades One to E ight, inclus­ ive, emphasized. Courses in rural school methods and m anagem ent o f­ fered. Four Other Prominent Financiers Follow—End of Interlocking Directorates Is Seen. C h iro p ra cto r New Y ork—The w ithdraw al of J . P. M organ & Co., from m ore than a score of g re a t corporations and th e s ta te ­ m ent by G eorge F. B aker, an alm ost equally dom inant figure in A m erican finance, th a t he soon would ta k e s im i- ; la r action gave W all stre e t a th rill th a t alm ost b rought tra d in g on the Stock ! E xchange to a halt. INSTANTLY RELIEVED BY THE 010 W hile it is probably tru e th a t many Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not of th e prom inent bankers had inform ­ stain the hands. DR M A R S H A L L ’S ation foreshadow ing th is mom entous Seeing the Time. CA TA RRH S N U F F S en ato r Depew, am id his m em ories move tow ard ending in terlo cking di­ O C dr AT ALL tiHUG STORES OR GENT PRE L D PAID BY C.H.KHTH'S! CltVElANO OHIO of T hanksgiving, said a t B riar Cliff recto rates, the public and brokers had no advance know ledge of w h at was m anor: “I rem em ber a T hanksgiving orator, ta k in g place in th e in n er councils of T H I C K , G L O S S Y H A IR In my boyhood in Peekskill, who the g re a te st of all A m erican houses of F R E E FR OM D A N D R U F F w orked th e rem iniscence stop too per­ finance. W herever telephone and sistently. tic k e r flashed th e news about th e “ ‘I’ve seen th e tim e, my dear G irls! T r y It! Hair gets soft, fluffy stre e t, groups of men g ath ered to dis­ friends,’ th e o ra to r said, ‘w hen you cuss w h at was th e all-absorbing topic. and beautiful— Get a 25 cent couldn’t go Into your pum pkin field bottle of Danderine. Mr. Morgan, d e p a rtin g from his w ithout danger of leaving your Bcalp | firm ’s trad itio n a l policy o f silence, behind. I’ve seen th e tim e when tea If you care for heavy h a ir th a t glis­ w as $5 a pound. I ’ve seen th e tim e made a public sta te m e n t announeng tens w ith beauty and is rad ian t with when you had to c arry your gun to the w ith d raw al o f five m em bers of J . life; has an incom parable softness and church for fear of redskins. I’ve seen P. M organ & Co. from directo rships in is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine. th e tim e w hen------’ j 27 corporations and th e in ten tion to | J u s t one application doubles th e “A t th is point a voice from th e gal­ w ithdraw from m ore. The sta tem en t beauty of your hair, besides It im m e­ lery shouted: ] s a id : “ ‘And I’ve seen th e tim e w hen I’ve diately dissolves every particle of “ The necessity o f a tte n d in g many dandruff. You can not have nice looked a t th e clock.’ ”—New O rleans board m eetin g s has been so serious a | heavy, healthy h air if you have S tates. burden on our tim e th a t we have long dandruff. T his destru ctiv e scurf robs wished to w ithdraw from the directo- the h air of its lustre, its stren g th and F r e e to O a r R e a d e r* j ra te s of m any corporations. Many of ! Its very life, and If not overcom e it W rite M urine E ye R em edy Co., C hicago, fo r produces a feverishness and itching of 48-page Illu s tr a te d E y e Book F re e . W rite a ll these d irectorships we have accepted the scalp; th e h air roots fam ish, loos-i a b o u t Y our E ye T ro u b le a n d they w ill ad v ise w ith reluctance, and only because we en and die; th en th e h a ir falls out 1 a s to th e P ro p e r A p p lic a tio n of tb e M urlue fe lt constrained to keep in touch w ith edies in Y o u r S p e c ia l C ase. Y o u r fasf. Surely get a 25-cent b ottle of E D y ru e g R g em is t w ill te ll y ou t h a t M urlue R elieves properties w hich we had reorganized K now lton’s D anderine from any drug Bore E yes, S tre n g th e n s W eak E yes. D oesn’t or whose secu rities we had recom- j store and ju s t try It. S m a rt, S oothes E ye P a in , a n d s e lls fo r 60c. T ry I t In Y our E yes a n d In B a b y ’s E y e s fo r j mended to th e public, both here and j abroad. S caly E y e lid s a n d G ra n u la tio n . Undisturbed. “ An ap p a re n t change in public sen­ Its Conduct. On currency they raise a din. “T h a t flag you gave m e to h ang out tim e n t in reg ard to directo rsh ip s seems T he farm e r feels no flurry, Is n o t th e kind to wave o 'e r the h earts now to w a rra n t us in seeking to resign H e sim ply p u ts his money in from sam e of these connections. of th e brave." A nd lets th e old bank w orry. “ Indeed, it may be, in view of the \ “W hy n o t? ” —W ashington S tar. “ B ecause th e firs t tim e I tried to change in sen tim e n t on th e subject, T he first tem perance society In E ng­ w ash it th e colors ran. And th a t | th a t we shall be in b e tte r position to land w as form ed in B radford In Feb­ w asn ’t th e w o rst of It, for th ey all serve such p ro p ertie s and th e ir secur­ ra n to g eth er.” ity holders, if we are not d irectors. ruary, 1830. We have already resigned from the Heard at the Station. com panies m entioned and we expect Townley—You say th a t th e m orning tra in s in from your statio n have been from tim e to tim e to w ithdraw from o th e r boards on w hich w e feel th ere is given nicknam es. Subhubs—Yes. A t 6:10 th e re ’s “The no special o bligation to rem ain.*’ w orks,” a t 7:20 “T he clerk s,” an d at 8:30 “T h e sh irk s.” C O L D O 'H E A D CATARRH A FRIEND TO THE WORKINGMAN Five y ears ago I w as so troubled w ith kidney trouble and Inflam m ation of the bladder th a t I had to lease w orking my farm . Life looked d ark to m e until I h eard of Dr. K ilm er’s Swamp-Root through a cured friend. I tried a bottle and began to feel bet­ te r a t once. A fter using five o r six bottles I felt fine and have continued to w ork as I had before my affliction. I w ant to sta te th a t Dr. K ilm er's Swamp-Root is a kidney m edicine th a t will cure and I owe my good w ork dur­ ing th e p a st five o r six years to It. Y ours vrey truly, C. W. MORRIS, P resco tt, Ark. Subscribed and sw orn to before me, th is 27th day of March, 1912. O. B. GORDON, N otary Public. T his is to certify th a t Mr. C. W. M orris has bought Swamp-Root a t this sto re In th e past. Adam G uthrie, Jr„ D ru g g ist L e tte r to D r. K i l m e r & C o ., B i n g h a m t o n , N .Ÿ . Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You Send ten cen ts to Dr. K ilm er & Co., Bingham ton, N. Y„ for a sam ple size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable Inform ation, telling about th e kidneys and bladder. W hen w riting, be sure and m ention th is paper. R egular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale a t all drug stores. UPTURE u R UIN S H EALTH AND PLEASURE DONT NEGLECT IT or experim ent w ith freak trusses —its expensive and dangerous. No m atter how severe or long standing: your rupture, we can fit a tru ss to suit—either by mail or in person; satisfaction guaranteed. Dr. Pan­ ta r’s free book tells all. send NOW PANTER TRUSS COMPANY 509 Journal Bldg-. Portland, Ore, M others w ill fin d Mrs. W in slo w s Soothing Syrup th e b e s t rem ed y to use for th e ir c h ild re n d u rin g th e te e th in g p e rio d . In the Same Business. “I t seem s stran g e th a t he could plunder a g re a t co rp o ratio n -lik e th a t fo r y ears w ithout being found out." "W ell, you see, th e corporation was p re tty busy Itself.”—Chicago Journal. Too Common. T he consultation—P a tie n t refuses to adm it she has appendicitis. "W ell?” "S ays It’s passe. W ants som ething new er and m ore exclusive."—Life. 10 C E N T “C A S C A R E T S ” IF B I L IO U S OR C O S T I V E For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels— They work while you sleep. F urred Tongue. Bad T aste, Indiges­ tion. Sallow Skin and M iserable H ead­ aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, w hich cause your stom ach to become filled w ith undi­ gested food, w hich sours and ferm ents like garbage in a swill barrel. T h a t’s th e first step to untold m isery—Indi­ gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, m ental fears, ev erything th a t is horrible and nauseating. A C ascaret ton ig h t will give your constipated 1 bow els a thorough cleansing and j Btraighten you out by m orning. They w ork while you sleep—a 10-cent box from your d ruggist will keep you feel­ ing good for m onths. Seven books sold fo r a to ta l of $227,200 a t th e recen t H oe library sale. Two of th ese books w ere Bibles, one of w hich, a G utenberg Bible, p rin t­ ed on vellum , b rought th e highest p rice ever paid for a book—$50,000. Lions and tig ers a re too weak in lung pow er to run m ore thun h alf a mile. M ors th an 3,000,000 gross of pencils are annually m ade In Philadelphia. Tackle Catarrh Naw Be F m All Winter Avoid Colds, Stall Pneumonia, Keep Your Noso Clear and Your Throat Free. MARTIAL LAW DECLARED AND SALOONS CLOSED Copperfield, Or. — M artial law has been declared a t Copperfield by Colo­ nel B. K. Lawson. He was supported by five m em bers o f th e C oast artillery . Miss F ern Hobbs, p riv a te secretary to G overnor W est, dem anded th a t the saloonmen in th e council resign, and they refused. She then le ft town and m artia l law w as declared, all the sa ­ loons w ere seized, and th e city officials placed under a rre st. The saloonmen w ere given 24 hours to ship th e ir b a r fixtures and liquors out o f th e county, on penalty of th eir confiscation. The city officials under a rre s t are not even p erm itted to com m unicate w ith th e ir atto rn ey s. Lazy Husbands Earn Much Cash for Families S e a ttle W ash .— H usbands and fa th ­ ers to the num ber of 30 earned $901.50 for th e ir fam ilies a t th e K ing county stockade, n e a r B allard, d u ring the m onth o f D ecem ber, according to the re p o rt o f Sheriff Edw ard Cudihee, filed in th e county com m issioners’ office. The husbands and fa th e rs are sent to th e stockade on th e com m itm ent of Ju stic e F red C. Brown, who w as the fa th e r of th e law, and specific sen­ tences are given a t a ra te p er day ac­ cording to th e size of the m a n ’s fam ­ ily. The ra te v aries from $1 to $1.50. Woman in Air Loops Loop. I r r ita tin g s u b s ta n c e s f o r a r t e r i a l e le m e n ts t h a t e ffe c tu a lly c le a n s e t h e s y s te m a n d t h u s p u t a n e n d t o a ll c a t a r r h a l p o llu tio n . B. 8. 8. c le a n » o u t t h e s to m a c h o f m u c o u a a c c u m u la te n s , e n a b le s o n ly p u re , blood- m a k in g m a te r ia ls to e n te r t h e I n te s tin e s , c o m b in e s w ith th e s e fo o d e le m e n ts to e n t e r t h s c irc u la tio n , a n d In ls s a th a n a n h o u r Is a t w o rk th r o u g h o u t U # b o d y l a t h s p ro c e s s o f p u rific a tio n . T h s m e d ic in a l c o m p o n e n ts o f 8 . 8 . 8 . a r e r a le u v c ly j u s t a s e s s e n tia l t o waU- t i r e s y s te m . Y o u w ill fin d 8 . 8 . a o n s a le e t a ll d m « s to re » . I t i s » r e m a r k a b le re m e d y f o r a n y s n d a ll b lo o d a ffe c tio n » , s u c h a s e c z e m a , r a s h , lup'u*. te t t e r , p s o ria s is , b o lls, a n d a ll o th e r d is e a s e d c o n d itio n s o f t h e blo o d . F o r s p e c ia l a d v ic e e n a n y b lo o d d is e a s e w r ite t o T h e S w if t S peciflo C o ., t o t S w if t B ldg.. A tla n ta . O *. D o n o t trlflo w ith s u b s tit u te s . Im ita ­ tions o r a n y e f '.h e h o r d e o f “ J u s t a» good” Counterfeits o f 8 . S. 8 . Radium Land Withdrawal Indorsed W ashington, D. C . —The proposal of S ecretary Lane to w ithdraw all lands o f th e public domain believed to con­ ta in radium , in tbe in te re st o f the public good, m eets w ith th e hearty approval of Dr. George O tis Sm ith, d irecto r of tbe Federal geological aur- |v e y . W a s h in g to n 1 Harne Katas for On« or Two Portons la a R otai W ashington Street. Corner of Twelfth. ( II a s . H . BOVI BY, Monacar. ________________ _______________ 9100. 91.80 92.00 Per Day With Bath Privilege. 91 50. 92.00 and 92.50 Per Day With Privata Bath. Special Hates by w eek or month. Bus to and from trains and boats, or taka a Depot car ta W ashington St. and transfer, get off a t Tw elfth Street. European plan. 160 outside rooms. Fireproof Building, modern and clean in every respect. Hot and cold running w ater and both telephones in every room. Single or doublé bedrooms. I.a»-ge Parlor oft Main Lobby. Gale Lashes Sea and Channel Into Mass of Foam. Portland, Oregon. A sick cow is a bad Investm ent, an d a cow th a t la 1 | not producing as m uch go<»d milk .13 she should is not well. All cows need carefu l a tte n tio n to keep them healthy, I an d little d isorders c au be k ep t from becoming big by th e use of Kow Kure. ^ T his famous rem edy is a su re cure an d preventive o f m ost cow T ils - such as L ost A ppetite, Milk Fever, Bunches, R ed W ater, Scouring, A bortion, Barrenness, and R etained A fterbirth. G et a package of Kow Kure from your dealer an d keep it on h an d co n stan tly . 5 c e n t and 91.00 sixes. Ask for copy o f “ T he Cow Book.” DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO.. NF8S. Ijafcsvilk. Yt Many Points In Oregon and Wash­ ington Report Wind and Rain Storm Worst Ever. Information: P A C I F I C C O A S T D IS T R I B U T O R S A sto ria— Wind a tta in s a velocity of PORTLAND SEED CD, Portias*. Ore. CEINAIN SEED Cl.. Us Aafeles. CaL F o r fu rth e r inform ation, address J . H . Ackerm an, President, Mon­ 80 m iles an hour; many vessels bar- bound. mouth, Oregon. F o rt Stevens — Hammond w ater Price of Seats. New Species. fro n t dam aged by high seas. “Eighty thousand dollars for a seat “W h at’s th e m a tte r w ith BUggins? Raym ond— N inety-m ile gale a t Wil- E v ery b o d y loves H e’s w earing a last year's hat, a lapa H arb o r; three-story fram e build­ on th e New York stock exchange.” “Ju s t for a chance to speculate, eh?” cheap su it of clothes and a tin w atch. ing razed. “Sure. Why, for th a t money you H as he had hard luck?” Portland— D ay’s rainfall 1.12 inch­ could buy a seat in the senate and “No. H e’s getting ready to dodge es; tra in s to north delayed. play a sure thing.” the income tax.”—W ashington Star. Do you w a n t to le a rn to play Piano, Vancouver— R ainfall Sunday, 1.73 | O rg a n , V iolin o r G u ita r. F o r a sm all inches; slides delay traffic on N orth­ sum w e w ill te a c h you ern Pacific. AT HOME A storia, O r.—“ The w orst in y e a rs’’ | to p la y fo u rth g ra d e m usic re g a rd le ss is th e way everyone described the o f n u m b e r o f lessons re q u ire d . A n y ­ southeast gale th a t revived Saturday and beauty—to prevent wrinkles and “crow's, one w ho can re a d can le a rn by o u r end raged w ith unabated fury for two feet” and deep black circles under the eyes— m ethod. days. The w ind' a t tim es attain ed a I nothing is as good as velocity of 80 m iles an hour. B reak­ EASIEST ers w ere so high th a t th e bar a t the and m o st u p -to -d a te s y ste m In e x i g ­ m outh of the riv er was a m ass of ence. W e loan you a p e r f e c t “ T i m e - Pierce’s w hite foam. The w eath er was so beater** fre e . W rite fo r p a rtic u la rs . thick w ith rain and m ist th a t naviga­ Give it a fair trial for banishing those distressing pains or tion was extrem ely hazardous. A m e r ic a n S c h o o l o f M u sic F ifteen barbound ships dared not a t­ drains on one’s vitality. This prescription o f Dr. P ierce’s regulates all the 516-517 Commonwealth Bldg. w omanly functions. I t eradicates and destroys “ Fem ale C om plaints” and tem p t to cross out. Incom ing vessels w eaknesses th a t m ake women m iserable and old "before th e ir tim e. E very g irl P ortland, Oregon. reported th a t even should th e steam ers needs it before womanhood. Every m other needa iL I t is an invigorating to ils go out they could m ake little headway fo r th e fem ale system . All medicine dealers have sold it w ith satisfaction, to in the face of the terrific gale. The custom ers fo r the p a st 40 years. I t is now obtainable in liquid or ta b le t form steam er B reak w ater arriv ed off the s td ru g s to re s —or send 50 one-cent stam ps fo r trial box, to lt.V . Pierce, Buffalo. bar a t 7 a. m ., but as the buoys had D R . P IE R C E ’S P L E A S A N T P E L L E T S been carried aw ay and th e w eather regnlste and Invigorate stom ach, liver and bowels. was thick, it was not u n til four hours Sugar coated, tiny grannies, easy to take as candy. la te r th a t C aptain Macgenn could pick up the channel and cross in. M U S IC TO KEEP YOUTH F AVORITE PRESCRIPTION, Anyone- cañr. i HOLLOW VHRS. install r s ï s i m it flit* horn * w ith s o r t b e a u tif u l b r i l l i a n t lig h t, a t lo w e s t co at. S a f i, c le a n , o o u v e u ie u t, e f f ic ie n t. G r a v ity F l . a i n p n A l s o . <>et c a ta lo g u e , lib e ra l ^ f te r m s to e g e u u , e n d d e t a i l s o f o u r S p e e ia l P re m iu m O ffer : B E A U T IF U L E A S T M A N K O D A K . N o .3 P re m o J r * P h o to « 3 H x 4 H F re e to P u r c h a se r o f 6 L a m p s in 1 y e a r . SUN LIGHT C0.U13 Market St.. G ut«. 0. G IV E “ S Y R U P O F FIG S ” T O C O N S TIP A TE D C H ILD Delicious “ Fruit Laxative” can’t harm tender little Stomach, liver and bowels. Look a t the tongue, m other! If coated, your little one’s stom ach, liver and bowels need cleansing a t once. W hen peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t sleep, eat or a c t naturally, or Is fover- ish, stom ach sour, breath bad; has sore th ro at, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of “California Syrup of Figs," and in a few hours all the foul, constipated w aste, undigest­ ed food and sour bile gently moves out of its little bowels w ithout grip­ ing, and you have a well, playful child ! again. Ask your druggist for a 60- 1 c en t bottle of “C alifornia Syrup of Figs,” w hich contains full d irectio n i for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. The Laconic Senator. N ot for the m ultitude, b u t fo r the few ness of his w ords. Is S en ato r L ane of O regon likely to becom e fam ous. Asked to contribute a sketch of him ­ self to th a t annual of sh rin k in g mod­ esty, th e Congressional D irectory, Mr. L ane w rote: “HarTy Lane, dem ocrat, of Oregon, term expires M arch 3, 1919." W hen asked how he liked his sen­ a te job, he replied: “I feel perfectly a t hom e here. I w as superintendent of th e O regon In­ sane Asylum before I w as sen t here." —“T he Office W indow ” In th e New Y ork Mail. Bad Job for Man Below. 'While In Boston a w hile ago I w ent over to E ast Boston on the ferry. T here w as a steam shovel a t w ork out In the harbor, and I w as standing w atching It. Suddenly I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around to find a son of E rin standing there. "Say,” said he, “is n 't th is a w onderful country? By gorry, now, Just look a t th a t thing goln’ down th ere now. Look Employes Share $30,000. a t it. Is n 't th a t w onderful. But, say, W ashington, D. C. — N early 1000 ould m an, I w ouldn’t w ant to be the guy a t the bottom filling th a t thing employes o f th e W ashington S tre e t up. would ye?” R ailw ay company began th e new y ear w ith a portion o f th e com pany’s surlus Dr. P ierce’s P leasan t Pellets cure for th e la st 12 m onths. U nder a constipation. Constipation is the cause p rofit-sharing plan, more th an $30,000 of m any diseases. C ure the cause and was d istrib u te d am ong employes. you cure the disease. Easy to take. Each check was accom panied by a le t­ Horrible. te r from P resid en t K ing th an k in g “Oh H enry," she said when she had th e employe fo r his fa ith fu l service. Motormen and conductors who had throw n off her w raps and flung h er­ been in th e service only one m onth self Into a chair, ‘‘I’m so m ortified.” “W h a t’s the m atter, d e a r? ” got $3.55 each ; those in the service “I m et Mrs. Biggies a t the reception m ore th an a y e a r g o t $42.53. th is afternoon, and she seem ed so nice th a t I stood th ere before th e crow d Buried Treasure Found. for half an hour and talked to her. M ichigan C ity, Ind.—T w enty dollar W hen we w ere leaving h er chauffeur gold pieces am ounting to $1400 w ere drove up In an old four-cylinder c a r found by Mrs. W illiam McCorkle, of and a fte r she had taken h er se a t In It she called out rig h t before everybody McCool, Ind., w here they had been th a t she would expect me to call on buried under a tre e across from her h e r soon."—Cleveland Record-H erald. home e ig h t y ears ago by h er fath er, N athaniel M arshall, a carp en ter. The A t 10 cents a drink the U nited fam ily dispersed a fte r th e ir home was S tates liquor bill figures $859,800,000 burned e ig h t y ears sgo and M arshall for th e year. And th e value of all the w ent to live w ith his son in Iowa. bread m ade In th e bakeries of tbe J u s t before M arshall died he told his country was but $396,865,000. son o f burying th e gold. The young T he traffic of the R hine betw een man did not cred it the story, b u t told S trasb u rg and the H olland fro n tier his sis te r a t th e ir C h ristm as reunion. am ounts to the enorm ous total of 40,- 000,000 tons annually. Hendon, E ngland.—G ustave Hemel, for th e first tim e in th e h istory of avi- Don’t Wait Till You’r« AH Bunged Up. Use S. S. S. Now. ation, looped th e loop in an aeroplane I f f o u w ill g o In to a n y fir s t c la sa s to r e b a la n c e d h e a l th a s t h e n u t r i t l r e p ro p er» w ith a woman passenger, Miss Mary a n d g e t a b o ttle o f s . S. S. y o u a r e o n t i e s o f t h e g r a in s , m e a ts , s u g a r s , a n d f a t» T rehaw ke D avis. She had accom­ t b e w a y to g e ttin g r td o f C a ta r r h . B u t o f fo ods. A n y lo c a l I r r i t a t i n g In flu en c e on m any previous d o n ’t le t a n y o n e w o rk o tf t h a t o ld tr i c k In th # b lo o d Is r e je c te d b y th e tis s u e cell» panied Hemel a n d e lim in a te d b y re a s o n o f t h e s tlm u la . flights, notable am ong them one from o f e o m e th ln g “ J u s t a s g o o d .” tin g In flu e n c e o f 8. 8. 3 . In th e P a ris flight 8. 8. 8 . Is ta k e n In to th e b lo o d J u s t a s Y o u w ill s o o n r e a lis e It» w o n d e rfu l In­ London to Paria. n a tu r a lly a s t h e m o s t n o u r is h in g food. I t flu e n c e b y t h e » b e e n c e o f h e a d a c h e . » d e ­ Miss D avis gained th e d istin ctio n of s p r e a d , i t s In flu e n c e o v e r e v e r y o r g a n In c id e d c le a r in g o f th e a i r p a ss a g e » . • b eing th e first woman to cross the t h e b o d y , c o m e s th r o u g h a ll t h s v e in s a n d s te a d ily Im p ro v e d n a s a l c o n d itio n , a n d n a r te r ie s , e n a b le s a ll m u c o u s s u r f a c e s to s e n s e o f b o d ily r e lie f t h a t p ro v e s h o w E nglish channel in a h eav ie r-th an -air e x c h a n g e In f la m m a to r y a d d s a n d o th e r c o m p le te ly c a l a r t L o f te n I n f e s ts t h e e n ­ m achine. H o te l SHIPS HELD AT RIVER’S MOUTH .R R. Raymond Building Topples. Raymond, W ash.—This city and the en tire W illapa H arbor d is tric t was visited S aturday and Sunday by the w orst w ind storm in its history. The gale sta rte d early S aturday afternoon and by m idnight was blow ing a t a ve­ locity estim ated to be 90 m iles an hour. T his continued through S a tu r­ day n ig h t and the g re a te r p a rt o f Sun- | day. The new steam er Solano returned to the upper harbor w ith a bad list, oc­ casioned by a topheavy load of lath and shingles, which absorbed the m oisture, w eighing the vessel down. T his deck cargo sh ifted in th e terrific ! wind. A lthough Raymond is well p ro tect­ ed from winds, the gale razed a three- story fram e building under construc­ tion for a lodging house, practically w recking the stru ctu re, which was J nearly completed. SOUR, A CID S T O M A C H S , G A S E S OR IN D IG E S T IO N L atest reports show th a t m ore than 50,000 men a re employed as coal m in­ er» in the Pacifio n o rth w est Each “ Pape's Diapepsln” Digests 3000 grains food, ending all stomach W ithin the last two years agricul­ misery In five minutes. tu ral wages in Scotland have risen a t least $30 a year. Tim e it! In five m inutes all stom ­ ach distress will go. No indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness bloating, foul breath or headache. P ap e’s D lapepsin Is noted for Its speed In regulating upset stom achs. It ia the surest, quickest stom ach rem ­ edy in th e whole world and besides It Is harm less. Put an end to stom ach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of P ape's Dlapepsin from any drug store. You realize In five m inutes how needless It is to suf­ fer from indigestion, dyspepsia o r any stom ach disorder. I t’a the quickest, su re st and moat harm less stom ach doctor in the world. Hammond Protection Gone. F o rt Stevens, Or.-—The recent heavy tides, accom panied by violent storm s, are causing considerable dam age to low er riv e r in terests. I t is assumed th a t the deflection o f the cu rren t to the Oregon shore by th e je tty con­ struction is the prim ary cause. P ilin g p u t in by the city o f H am ­ mond to p ro tect th e w a te rfro n t has been washed out com pletely and nearly one-half of the leading business stre e t of th e city has been p artly un­ derm ined by the action of the w ater. Kansas Is Fighting “ Spinster” Tax Law Want Simple English. “Yes,” said th e earn est professor, "w hat wo w ant in llto ratu re la direct and sim ple E nglish.” The listen ers gravely nodded. “D irect and sim ple,” they echoed. “Those conglom erated effusions of vapid Intellects," the professor w ent on, "w hich posed In lnm ontable a tti­ tudes as the em otional and Intellec­ tual Ingredients of fictional realism fall fa r sh o rt of th e obvious require­ m ents of contem porary dem anda and violate the traditional models of the tran scen d en t m inds of the E lizabeth­ an e ra of glorious memory. Plain and sim ple English is the dem and of th e hour.” W hereupon everybody applauded and w ent home.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Quite “Nifty’ T h a t’s th e w a y y o u should look and feel all the time. Nature never intended you to be sickly and run down, with poor appetite, imperfect diges- tion, clogged bowels and a lazy liver. Stir these organs to healthy action by the daily use of I I I I RUPTURE IS CURABLE I Free Competition Urged. Lumbago-Sciatica S p ra in s 1 The direction! aeyi, its good for lumbago too,— Sloan’s cured my rheumatism | I’ve used it and 1 know.” Do yon w e Sloan’s t H s r s ’s Proof. " I h ad m y b ack h u rt in th e Boer W ar an d tw o y ears ago 1 was hit by a «treat c a r. I tried all kind« of dop« w ithout ■ucee«s. I saw your L inim ent in a drug ■tore an d got a bottle to try , Tha Unit applicatio n caused in sta n t relief, and now • l e a p t for a littla atiffne**, I am almi Wall. — F I— char N orm a n, IF buttar, C a lif. I—tant Ralle f from Sciatica * I waa k e p t In bed w ith « cistica sise « th a first of February, b u t I h ad alm ost ilk« He« Equally F.ssential. W aahington, D. C. — “ T his nation B rass farthings w ere authorised by E nglish law In th e y ear 1613. T hey doea not desire vice adm irals in order w ere suppressed as w orthless »boat to tak e precedence over officers of other n a v ies,” S e c re tiry D ari Is said Mon­ 40 y ears later. day, “ but ra th e r to place our officers Hla Status. on an equality w ith foreign officers. Mrs. Honk—Colonel Hook Is a con­ Several instances have occurred which gressm an a t large. Isn’t he? showed th e u rg en t necessity for thia | F a n n e r H onk—Yes; they hav an ’t rank in our dealings w ith o th er na- arre ste d him y e t —Puck. v ie s . ” Mr. D aniels, fu rth e r discuss-' T he fish eaters of New York olty ing hia proposal, pointed out th a t a t i present vessels o f th ree o f the U nited tak e 410,959 pounds a day. S ta te s fleets w ere in positions requir- I Athena la to have a m unicipal ing vice-adm irala in command. slau g h ter house to cost $600,000. F arm er Sell* W in e. !* F in ed . W alla W all*, W ash.— Supplem ent­ ing bis farm income by selling wine w ithout a license proved disastrous to , P e te r P ieri, a farm er living near thia : city. He paid $90 into J u s tic e ’s court , fo r te llin g red wine made a t hia home. I I I ■ H O S TETTER ’S ■ (Stomach BittersJ Topeka, K an.— The s ta te of K ansas Plenty to Fall Back On. puts a tax on widows, sp in sters and “I’m afraid my eyes a re going back bachelors, and the widows and spin­ sters w ant it removed. Several efforts on m e,” said the egotist. By wearing: a SEELEY SPERMATIC “Don’t w orry,” replied th e m odest SHIELD TRUSS. No worrying or d an ­ heretofore made to rem ove thia tax man. "You have an Inexhaustible ger of an operation. R u p tu re is not a taar have been blocked because they would or breach, as commonly «uppoHsd, b u t ia also rem ove the tax on bachelors, and supply.”—Chicago Record-H erald. the stretching, or dilation, of a natural 0 opening. Thia SEELEY SPERMATIC this th e s ta te does not w ant to do. T he larg est railw ay station In E u­ SHIELD appliance close« thia opening in U nder the constitution the mar> a t the rope, estim ated to cost $35,000,000, la 10 daya in moat cones. I f you c a n 't coma, head of a fam ily receives a tax rebate now under construction a t Lelpalc, w rite for measuring: blank and literature. on $200 every year. The bachelor, Germ any. T his station la designed to Sold only by the sp in ster and the widow do not re ­ serve as a term inal for all the rail­ LAUE-DAVIS DRUG CO. w ays entering Leipslc. ceive th is rebate. A woman and her husband, w ith T hird and Y amhill, P ortland, Or. U ruguay’s Im ports from th e U nited tw o children and $200 w orth o f per­ Who are Troaa Export* and Exeluotvn S ta te Airenta for this appliance. sonal property and o th er securities, S tates for th e first 11 m onths of 1912 reached th e record sum of $6,776,000, may go along for years exem pt from while the previous y ear they totaled tax atio n . W hen th e husband dies the only $5,963,313, also a record year. widow m ust im m ediately begin paying N o . 2, ’14. P. N . U . taxes. L aat y ear th ere w ere 1,852,241 work- An old m aid school teacher, by I era employed In factories In G reat w orking hard and skim ping, m anaged B ritain, 890,834 of whom w ere engag­ WHEN w rltlna to advertisers, pleaee tion thie paper. " lion to support her th ree brothers and sis­ ed In th e textile trades. ters on $60 a m onth, but she has to pay ta x e s on every penny’s w orth of fu rn itu re she possesses. Across the s tre e t lives a widower w ith th ree chil­ dren and alm ost a duplication of the s p in ste r’s personal property, but un­ der the K ansas law he ia exem pt from tax atio n because he is the “ head of the fa m ily .” Madison, Wis. — "M y proposal la n eith er regulated com petition nor reg ­ ulated monopoly, but freedom in com­ petition, prohibition of monopoly, per­ mission fo r co-operation and regula­ tion p f th e la tte r .” This was th e solution o f th e tru s t question as announced by P resident Van Hise, of the U niversity o f W is­ consin. a t a m eeting of the S aturday Lunch club here la st S aturday. He defended the Suprem e court in w ritin g the word “ reasonable” into the S her­ man a n ti-tru st law. I I _ 1 “ Aa a naer of f o t t lin im e n t for tbe last 15 raara. I oan ear It la e e e o f th* bait en th* market. Fifteen rear* ego I «pruned mr ankle and had to aaa crutch*#, a ad tha dortera M i d I would a lw ari be lam*. A friend advtied aie to try four I .ini m eat and alter n-me it n ifbt and mornln» to t three month# 1 ceuld walk without a ran* and nin aa *ood aa any of th* other Bremen In mr department. I hare B«vn» beea without a buttle moc * that tim e.’’— Mr. C mw W U lf, N. T. SLOANS LINIMENT At *B Deals**. Prk* t k , BBt. aaJ |t . N g lo eit’i In stru ctiv e B ook on bon»*, c a ttle , p o u ltry and hogs, se a t ttm . Address. DR. EARL S. SLOAN, I n , BOSTON. MASS. A ’e t