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T U R K E Y S H IP P E R S
Advise quick what you have for Holiday Trade. Will sell your Poultry and
give you prompt and reliable service for five per cent o f gross sales. Ship your
Poultry where it will be properly handled. Good salesmanship. Cold storage in
building and quick returns.
PEARS0N.PAGE C 0 ., Portland, Ore.
The Idle Rich.
SPOT CASH FOR YO U R
LAKE BLIZZARD
CASTS UP DEAD
Shores of Superior, Huron and
Erie Lined With Wrecks.
I’ve not met many Idle rich—
Most folks I know with money
Keep on the job to take the stitch
In time. But, it is funny.
Just loafing 'round the village store
Shipping Suffers Enormously From
Assets, $30 000.
107 Front Street
I've seen a lot of idle poor.
Icy Grle—Property Loss Will
R U B Y & CO., PO R T LA N D , O R E.
Reach Into Millions.
I’ve seen them sit and whittle things
For hour after hour
WANTED:
And curse their luck with mutterings
Against the Money Power.
Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides And swear the thing which kept them Chicago.—The shores of Lakes Su­
perior, Huron and Erie were strewn
poor
NO COMMISSION CHARGED.
Wednesday
with the wreckage of a
Was
that
some
other
folks
had
more.
W rite today for tacts and our net cash price list.
W e guarantee fair treatment, highest prices, and
three-day gale and snow storm, which
“ Check by Return Mail.” Give us a trial with Their wives are taking washing in
cost the lives of probably three-score
your next lot o f produce, f. M. Schmelz & Co.,
To keep the wolf from biting.
Kd-Up Capital. $10,000.
141-143 Fra* St. Partial*. Ora.
While they would gather there to spin persons, turned bottom up in midlake
a 300-foot steel vessel with its crew,
Sad yarns about the slighting
HOWARD K. PrRTON - At»aver ana Cfcomlat,
■■ Lesdville. Colorado-. Specimen prices: Gold. Which they still got from cruel fate, wrecked or grounded numerous other
Silver, Lead. SI. Gold, Silver. 75e; Gold. 50c: Zino
craft and caused a property loss as
or Copper. SI. Mailing envelopes s id full price list Though bravely they would sit and
yet unestimated, but which will run
sent oa application. Control nnd Umpire work so
wait.
United. Reference: Qirbonate National Bank.
into the millions.
The full details of the storm, which
And I can’t help but often think
swept from the westernmost end of
That all long-winded shirkers
Would have less grouch and far more Lake Superior to the eastern shores
of Lake Erie, became known only
chink
Bought, wild and exchanged: engines, boilers,
when survivors began arriving in va­
sawmills, etc. Send for Stock List and Prices.
If
they
were
only
workers,
THE J. E. MARTIN CO., S 3 1st St_ Portland. Or.
For Better Times wont strike their rious ports with tales of hardships
and heroic rescues seldom equalled
gait
For those who’re sitting while they on the lakes.
On land the storm hit hardest nt
wait.—Kansas City Star.
Cleveland, where five persons were
killed and 10 others lost and where
F r e e to O n r R e a d e r s
$2,000,000 damage was caused to prop­
W rite Murine Eye Rem edy Co., C hicago, for erty. The death toll, with many ports
48-page illu strated E ye Book F ree. W rite »11
unreported,
is told thus:
abou t Y ou r E ye T rou ble and they w ill advise
Twenty-five or 40 men probably
a s to the P roper A p plica tion o f the Murine
Eye Rem edies in Y o u r S p ecial Case. Y o u r drowned in the overturning of a
| D ruggist w ill tell you that Murine R elieves freighter found floating in Lake Hur­
I Sore Eyes, Strengthens W eak Eyes. D oesn 't
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells fo r 60c. on.
Five bodies washed ashore at St.
Try It In Your Eyes and In B ab y’s E yes lor
Scaly E yelids and G ranulation.
Joseph, on the Canadian side of Lake
Huron (four had belts marked “ Wex­
Little Aids to Comfort.
ford” and one wore a belt marked
For excessive perspiration of the “ London” ).
hands, dust with orris powder.
Three bodies washed ashore on the
The bath should not be taken within west shore of Lake Huron.
two hours after eating.
Two bodies washed ashore opposite
Cutting the eyebrows and eyelashes the position of the overturned boat.
results in stiff, stubby hairs.
Six members of a lightship drowned
When polishing the finger nails rub in Lake Erie, near Buffalo, N. Y.
across, not up and down.
Seven bodies washed ashore at Ket­
G IVE "SYRUP OF FIGS”
Falling hair indicates some ailment tle Point, Lake Huron, and seven
TO CO NSTIPATED C H ILD
or depletion of the nervous system.
other bodies rolling on the decks of a
Grated potato applied with a piece
Deliolous "Fruit Laxative" can’t harm of linen will prove a quick cure for ship wrecked there.
The escapes from death were num­
tender little Stomach, liver
sunburn.
erous. After the storm had blown
and bowels.
During the extreme hot weather, away the forward part of the ship.
meats, starchy foods and condiments Captain J. W. Buddleston, of the
Look at the tongue, mother!
If should be eaten sparingly.
steamer L. C. Waldo, navigating by
The bran or oatmeal bag thrown a small, inaccurate compass, ran his
coated, your little one’s stomach, liver
into
the
bath
water
will
soften
the
vessel on a reef. The crew suffered
and bowels need cleansing at once.
water and aid the cleansing process. intense cold and hunger until their
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t
In removing wrinkles from the fore­ rescue.
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever­ head, the movement should be rotary
The crew of the Turret Chief, when
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has and backward toward the temples.
the ship struck the rocks in Lake Su­
sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold,
Constantly blinking the eyes en­
give a teaspoonful of “ California courages the little network of wrink­ perior, were forced to go ashore scant­
Syrup of Figs,” and in a few hours all les around them that are so disfigur­ ily clad.
the foul, constipated waste, undigest­ ing to the face.—Woman’s National
ed food and sour bile gently moves Weekly.
Robbers Loot Canadian
out of its little bowels without grip­
ing, and you have a well, playful child
Bank of $10,000 Cash
Mothers w ill And Mrs. W in slo w s Soothing
again. Ask your druggist for a 60- Byrup
the b est rem edy to use lo r their children
cent bottle of “ California Syrup of durin g the teeth in g period.
Seattle.—A special to the Post-In­
Figs,” which contains full directions
telligencer from Hazelton, B. C., says
for babies, children of all ages and
Poor Judgment.
five masked men robbed the safe of
for grown-ups.
William J. Burns, the detec tiva, the Union bank of New Hazelton, four
proposes to train up a number of miles east of Hazelton, Wednesday,
young college graduates in the detect­ obtaining $10,000, shot the cashier,
Mile of Burned Railroad.
and escaped after a running rifle bat­
More than a mile of burned railroad ing trade.
bridge was rebuilt in 12 days this
Talking about crime to a group of tle with citizens.
Police and special constables are
summer. It was the two-track bridge college graduate applicants for posts
scouring the timber. A special Grand
across Newark bay, N. J„ 6663 feet on his staff Mr. Burns said:
long, including a draw 264 feet long.
“It don’t take me long to decide on Trunk train was sent west in hope
The fire was yet in progress when the a lad's suitability for this career. On­ of intercepting the bandits, as it was
reconstruction was decided on and the ly the other day, for example, I dis­ believed they escaped down the Skee-
plans got ready. Orders were given charged a Yale first honor man after na river.
Cashier McQueen, returning from
for 14 pile drivers, 13 marine derricks, twenty-four hours’ trial. His first
dinner, surprised the robbers at work.
21 scows, two tugs, six catamarans, case proved him valueless.”
five air compressors, three water
“ What was his first case?” asked a One opened fire, the bullet striking
boats, two derrick cars, two locomo­ Harvard oarsman.
McQueen between the eyes, glancing
tive trains, three switch engines, two
“ Theft of a box of soap,” said Mr. downward and lodging below the eye.
teams of horses, 3,000,000 feet of lum­ Burns. “Theft of a box of soap, from The wound is painful but not serious.
ber and for the assembling of 1600 a freight car—and the idiot arrested The robber escaped while the cashier
men.—Baltimore American.
was unconscious. Citizens attracted
a tramp!”—New York Herald.
by the shot armed themselves and
The average depth of the ocean bed
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar- hurried to the bank Just as the rob­
is about 12,000 feet, as against the
bers were leaving. The citizens open­
average land height above sea level coated, easy to take as candy, regulate ed fire on the fleeing men, who engag­
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow­
of 2300 feet.
ed
In a running battle until they found
els and cure constipation.
shelter in the timber on the edge of
town. Six suspects were arrested on
Too Long.
Brown—I wonder if Smith would the road between Hazelton and New
Hazelton.
indorse my note?
Jones—How long has he known
you?
Alleged Moving Picture
Brown— A month.
Jones—I’m afraid that’s too long.—
A Most Important Func­ Chicago
Trust Makes Fight
News.
tion and One to be Care­
New York.—The right of a company
leasing moving picture films to supply
SOUR, ACID STOMACHS,
fully Guarded.
GASES OR INDIG ESTIO N films without competition within a
specified territory was defended by a
T h e p u rp ose uf t h e kldr.eys b e in g t o
i Each “ Pape’s Diapepsin” Digests 3000 member of the so-called motion pic­
filter th e blood th e q u e s tio n o f tre a tin g
ture trust in the government’s suit
grains food, ending all stomach
su p p osed k id n ey w e a k n e ss sh ou ld b e co n ­
against the Motion Picture Patents
misery in five minutes.
sid ered ca refu lly .
In s te a d o f d ru g s an d
company, the General Film company
alleged k id n ey stim u la n ts th e b e tte r p lan
Is to p u rify th e b lo o d w ith a n a n tid o ta l
Time it! In five minutes all stom­ and others for alleged violation of the
Sherman law. Frank L. Dyer, presi­
e ffe ct such a s y o u g e t fro m B. S. S.
It sh ou ld b e re m em b ered th a t th e k id ­ ach distress will go. No Indigestion, dent of the General Film company, as­
heartburn,
sourness
or
belching
of
n eys a re m a d e u p o f a fine n e t w o r k o f
serted that there was an element of
blood vessels, an d It Is t o stim u la te th e gas, acid, or eructations of undigested speculation in moving picture making.
no dizziness, bloating, foul He said:
fu n ctio n a l
a c t iv ity
of
k id n e y
tissu e food,
th rou g h this c a p illa r y n e t w o r k th a t breath or headache.
“ It is right that one city or territory
B. S. S. sh ow s on e o f Its m o s t re m a rk a b le
Pape’s Diapepsin is noted for its should be supplied exclusively by one
e ffe cts.
speed in regulating upset stomachs. film exchange in order to prevent the
T h e m ed icin a l v a lu e o f t h e co m p o n e n ts
It is the surest, quickest stomach rem­ I same pictures from running at two
o f S. S. S. a re re la tiv e ly Just a s v ita l to
edy in the whole world and beside* It j theaters at the same time. There are
h ea lth y k id n ey a c tio n as th e n u trim en t
is
harmless. Put an end to stomach what we call ‘moving picture fans’
o b ta in e d from gra in , m ea t, fa ts, su ga rs,
o r a n y o th e r p a rt o f o u r d a lly fo o d is to trouble forever by getting a large who attend two or three shows a
th e n a tu ra l r e c o n s tr u c tiv e req u irem en ts fifty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin I night.’
o f th e tissues.
A n d th e re Is o n e co m ­ from any drug store. You realize in
—
p on en t o f S. S. 8. w h ich se rv e s th e a c t iv e five minutes how needless It is to *uf-
p u rp ose o f s tim u la tin g th e ce llu la r tissu es fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
May Remove Embargo On Arm*.
o f th e k id n ey s to a h e a lth y an d ju d ic io u s
stomach disorder. It’s the quickest,
s e le c tio n o f its ow n essen tia l n u trim en t.
Washington, D. C.—Developments
surest
and
most
harmless
stomach
T h u s, In ca ses o f rh eu m a tism , c y s titis ,
In the Mexican situation here empha­
c h r o n ic sore th ro a t, h u sk in e s s o f v o ic e , doctor In the world.
sized the determination of the Wash­
b ro n c h itis , a sth m a , an d th e m y ria d o f
o t h e r reflex in d ica tio n s o f w e a k k id n ey
One of the largest forest nurseries ington government to refuse to recog­
a ctio n , first p u r ify y o u r b lood w ith S. 8. 8. in the United States is conducted by nize any of the acts of the new Mexi­
s o it w ill e n a b le t h e tissu es t o rs b u lld
the forest service near Haugen, Mont. can congress. It also was shown that
th e ir cellu la r s tr e n g th a n d re g a in th eir
It
is known as the Savenac nursery President Wilson was considering the
n o r m a l health.
question of permitting exportation of
Y o u ca n g et S. 8. S. a t a n y d r u g store, and has a capacity of 4,000,000 young arms to all factions. Secretary Bryan
b u t ta k e no o th e r so -ca lle d blood purifier. tree* a year.
had a long conference with Senor Al-
8. S. 8 . is p u re ly a b o ta n ic a l p ro d u c t,
gara, of the Mexican embassy. It Is
a n d you w ill m a k e a g r e a t m is ta k e t o
"What was your costume?”
understood Mr. Bryan said the United
h a v e so m e e n th u sia st palm o ff a m er­
"It
is
impossible
to
answer
your
States considered the election of con­
cu ry . a rs e n ic o r Iod ide o f p otash p rep a ra ,
question precisely," replied the classic gressmen as Invalid as the voting for
tlo n th a t m a y d o y o u Irrep a ra b le harm .
S. 3. S. Is p rep a red b y T h e S w ift S p e­ dancer. “ It simply wasn’t.”
president and vice-president.
E ggs, P ou ltry, H o g s, V e a l
Dressed Turkeys wanted—Grade No. 1. 20 to
22c per pound; arade No. 2, 12 to 18c per pound.
Dressed ducks and creese. 12 to 18c. Ship to reach
us November 22 to 24. Cash by return mail.
SECOND-HAND MACHINERY
Cleans Blood
Through Kidneys
c ific C o , ISO S w ift B ld g ., A tla n ta , G a.,
an d It you h a v e a n y d eep -sea ted o r o b ­
s tin a te b lood t r o u b le w r ite to th e ir M ed ­
i c s ! D ep a rtm en t f o r fr e e a d v ice . I t will
be w o r th y o u r w h ile t o d o so.
A process of using peat powder as
locomotive fuel hag been perfected by
a Swedish engineer.
The Right W ay
In All case* of
DISTEMPER. PINK EYE, INFLUENZA,
COLDS, ETC,
Of All Horses. Brood Mare*. Colt*.
Stallion*, is to
“ SPOH N T H E M ”
On ‘.heir to n jn i« or in tho f*«d pat Spohn's Lion Id
C-xnpoand. G iv eth .r-m a dy t o r .l o f t h m . Itncta
on ttao b ond * rd r'.and*. It root» tho dioonoo bv
expallin* tb «d ioomo« germs. It want* off tho trou­
ble. no matter how they oro "vxponod.” Afcootota-
ly frea from anything injurious. A child ran oofs-
IT toko it. 60 e rn u o m l 11.00; » 0 0 snd (10.00 tho
soson. Sold by drnrr>**x. harrp.* doolere, or oent
axproni paid by tho mon o fact o rs « .
Special Agents Wanted
SPOHN MEDICAL CO.
Chemists and Bacteriologist*
GOSHEN. IND„
U. S. A.
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Diaz Advise* Huerta to Quit.
Paris.—General Porfirio Diaz has
advised General Victoriano Huerta to
retire from the presidency of Mexico.
In outlining his attitude General Diaz
said that In the present situation In !
relation to the United States it was
not a question of whether Huerta was
the best man for the presidency nor j
was it a question whether the revolu-;
tlonists were light or wrong; It was a
question of patriotism. He counselled
Huerta to renounce any feelings of
personal prestige or power and thus
save Mexico from a calamity.
Good Record Get* Pardon.
Washington, D. C.—On recommen­
dation of Senators Chamberlain and
I Lane, the president pardoned William
Dunbar, convicted at Portland 20
j years ago on a charge of smuggling
Chinese and opium Into the United
States. Dunbar jumped ball and fled
to China, where be haa been living:
ever since.
^RAISES the DOUGH Cabinet Backs Wilson
' Better than other powder*—
In Mexican Policy
producing light, dainty, whole*
Washington, D. C.—President Wil­
' tome cake* and pastries*—
son’s cabinet stands firmly behind
him in his efforts to force the retire­
1 CRESCENT
ment of Provisional President Huerta
as a necessary step to the pacification
BAKING
Winchester cartridges adapted to
of Mexico. For more than two hours
Winchester rifles are made to get
POWDER
the cabinet discussed Thursday every
the best possible results out of
phase of the Mexicau situation. The
high grade and
concensus of opiuion was that the
them. As the same equipment,
I moderate in price —
United States should not take a single
f 25c lb* tin at grocers,
organization « n d system are
backward step in its programme to
f Cr#*cant M f*. Co., Seattle
employed in making all W in­
restore constitutional government in
chester cartridges, it naturally
Mexico.
follows that Winchester cart­
It became known that all the sec­
retaries favored steps which would
ridges produce the best results
convince Huerta that the United
in all firearms. Winchester cart­
States was in earnest in its demands.
ridges are made for all calibers
Some of the cabinet members recog­
and makes o f rifles, revolvers
nized in the lifting of the embargo
on arms a practical and perhaps early
and pistols. Sold everywhere
solution of the difficulty, but there
W
was no final decision on the point.
There is a hope on the part of the Km
president and Secretary Bryan that a
measure so radical as permitting ex­
Ahead of His Time.
A Poor Crop.
portations of arms may not be re­
“ You are going to fiddle while Rome
“ How's your garden coming along
quired to solve the problem.
in­
this year?”
fluences are at work which, in the burns?”
“ Yes,” replied Nero.
” My cutworms and caterpillars are
opiuion of many officials, may force
Write gbout your wants in this line te the early collapse of the Huerta re­
“But you can’t play the fiddle.”
doing fairly well, but my potato bugs
"That's all right. That fact won’t j are not flourishing.”—Kansas City
gime. There is a closer understand­
F IN K E BROS.
ing and more frequent communication be noticed in the moving pictures." | Journal.
183 Madison SL
Portland, Oregon between the state department here
and foreign governments generally
than has been in evidence at any time
10 CEN T “CASCARETS”
since the Mexican problem came so
IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE widely international.
Through ambassadors abroad and
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, through the diplomatic corps in Wash­
ington,
Secretary Bryan is giving such
Sluggish Liver and Bowels— They
detailed information of the American
work while you sleep.
It is th e rig h t o f e v e ry o n e to liv e and e n jo y th e ch e e rfu l life. W e o w e
policy as to leave no doubt of what
f t t o ourselves and those w h o liv e w ith us to liv e the ch e e rfu l life . We»
the United States wishes accomplish­
ca n n o t do so i f ill health takes h old o f us.
Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges­ ed. So far as 1 b known there hav*
T h e w ife , m oth er and daugh ter s u ffe r in g fro m h ot flashes, nervousness»
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head­ been no direct requests for foreign
j headache, backache, dragging-down feeling, or any other weakness due to disorders
aches come from a torpid liver and support, but the strong intimations
(o r irregularities o f the delicate female erg a ^ s -is not only a burden to herself,
to her loved onee.
clogged bowels, which cause your that the United States would like for­
Therm is a rem ed y.
Forty years experience has proven unmi»»ak»^iy that
stomach to become filled with undi­ eign nations to refrain completely
from
interference
in
the
affairs
of
the
gested food, which sours and ferments
Huerta government are expected to
D R . P IE R C E ’S
like garbage in a swill barrel. That’B produce tangible results.
the first step to untold misery—indi­
What the United States is seeking
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow is an acquiescence in its policy by
skin, mental fears, everything that is the powers, such an approval to carry
^ will restore health to weukenec woi**»nkiid. For 4 0 y en re It has survived
<■
prejudice, envy and malice. Solti by deaiern in medicine in liquid or tablet form.
horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret with it discouragement of financial
J
Dr. l'ierce’s Favorite Prescription Tablets can be had o f druggist or mailed on
tonight will give your constipated aid to the Huerta regime through for­
*
receipt o f one-cent stamp#—fo r $1.00 or 50c size. Address R . V. Pierce, M. D „
bowels a thorough cleansing and eign channels. A few weeks of finan­
Buffalo, N. Y .
straighten you out by morning. They cial isolation, it is believed by high
P r . P ie rce ’* P leasan t P ellet* reg u la te a n d In v ig ora te
work while you sleep—a 10-cent box officials here, will force the retire­
ato m ach , Uver a n d b o w els, S n fa r -c o a U d , tin y g ra n u les.
from your druggist will keep you feel­ ment of Huerta.
ing good for months.
f
ristol and Riñe Cartridges
A sk For The Red
Brand.
h e C h e e r fu l L ife
•Favorite P rescription
Double Trespassing.
Henry James, the American novel­
ist, lives at Rye, one of the Cinque
ports, but recently he left Rye and
took a house in the country near the
estate of a millionaire Jam manufac­
turer, retired. This man, having mar­
ried an earl’s daughter, was ashamed
of the trade whereby he had plied up
his fortune.
The jam manufacturer one day
wrote Mr. James an impudent letter,
vowing that it was outrageous the
way the James servants were trespas­
sing on hiB grounds. Mr. James wrote
back:
“ Dear Sir—I am very sorry to hear
that my servants have been poaching
on your preserves.
“ P. S.—You’ll excuse my mentioning
your preserve*, won’t you?”—New
York Globe.
One on Glnter.
Hill Lines To Build
Big Docks at Astoria
To accommodate the two mighty
steamers that will ply between Astoria
and San Francisco after January 1,
1915, the Hill railway interests plan
some extensive improvements at As­
toria that will put that city distinctly
on the map, and at the same time
make Portland a greater seaport than
ever.
According to the plans for the
steamship line, as announced yester­
day by James J. Hill in his speech
before the Portland Transportation
club, these ships will be the finest
that modern marine engineers can de­
sign. To take care of the 625 feet of
their length, great docks will have to
be constructed. To reach the dock
to transfer thereto the loads of pas­
sengers and freight, new tracks must
be laid. To load tho vessels with the
down coast cargoes, great derricks
and craneB must be erected.
It was stated at tho office of Presi­
dent Joseph H. Young of the North
Bank this morning that these improve­
ments will not be undertaken for sev­
eral months,
Jessie Carmichael was walking
downtown In New York with his
friend. Bob Glnter. Bob was puffing
industriously on a fat, dark cigar and
had succeeded in consuming about
half of it, causing the covering to
curl up with the heat.
“ What in thunder are you smok­
“ Spugs” Make Plans for
ing?” asked Carmichael.
“A fine cigar,” replied Glnter.
Nation-Wide Campaign
“ Oh,” said Carmichael sadly, “ I
New York.—A country-wide appeal
thought it was an umbrella.”—Popu­
for the abolition of the useless Christ­
lar Magazine.
mas gift and a plea for intelligent
and thoughtful giving Instead were
Too Inquisitive.
When a local train pulled up at the voiced by Mrs. August Belmont, pres­
Scottish junction where passengers ident of the Spugs, at the opening
change for Kurriemuir the porter put meeting of the 1913 campaign to be
his head in the window of one of the waged by that organization against In­
sincerity, compulsion, and waste in
compartments and asked:
Christmas giving.
“ Any on here for Kurriemuir?”
There was no response and present­ At this meeting the membership
rolls of the Spugs—the Society for
ly the train moved on.
Then an old Scotswoman remarked the Prevention of Useless Giving—
were thrown open to all residents of
triumphantly:
“ Am for Kurriemuir, but I wouldn’t the United States who might want to
tell that inquisitive idiot so when he enroll against the foolish Christmas
gift.
peered in !”—Washington Star.
Mrs. J. Borden Harriman presided
Of the 343 women patients admitted at the meeting. Mrs. Belmont was
to Middlesex County (England) asy­ the orator. The original purpose of
lums in the last year, 293 were house­ the society, she said, was to prevent
compulsory giving by girls in stores
wives or domestic servants.
and factories to their employers, the
Recent statistics showed 266,356 custom of collective giving, which the
motorboats, valued at more than $260,- girls felt they could not afford, but
which they could not avoid without
000,000, in the United States.
■ ■ "a embarrassment and positive loss of
their positions.
Wedding Cake I* Huge.
L am en ess
Sloan's Liniment Is ft speedy,
reliable remedy for lameness
lo horses and farm stock*
Here's proof.
L am tM M C o m
**f had a horae sprain hi* shoulder by
pulling, and he was bo lame he coaid
not < arry foot at all. I got a bottle o f
> r [..niment and put it on four time«,
and in three days be showed no lame-
neaeatall, and made a thirty mile trip
beaiden." —W aifr is. Alorm/ord. Lm Sail»,
For Splint and Thrash
* 'l have used Sloan's Liniment on a
flue mare for splint and cured her. This
makes the third horse I've cured. Have
recommended it to my neighbors for
thrurh and they ssy it isflne. I find It
the beat Liniment f ever used. I keep
on band fo u r Sure Colic Cure fo r my­
self and neighbor*, and I can certainly
recommend it for Colic.*’—A a Smtth,
McDoeumfiK Cm.
SLOANS
LINIMENT
i* • quick, ufe remedy for pool*
try roup, canker end bumble-foot
Try It
P ot R m . end C<»w
"Sloan1, lin im e n t la the spaadtMt
■n<) ,ar«*t remedy for poultry roup nnd
canker la *11 it* form*. een eri.lir for
rsD k.r in the w indpipa/1—A F. Sfm.14
h f, Apr y, ti. tt.
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Rand Sloan’* Booh a a H an u . Cattla,
W ag, *a d P o o h r r l M a i f r a *
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New York.—Miss Jessie Wilson’s
wedding cake was baked here Thurs­
day. The first layer of the cake is
four Inches thick and 22 Inches across.
When ready for tho knife the cake
will weigh 135 pounds, and will be
two and one-half feet tall, Including
the vase of white orchids to be placed
on top. It will cost about $500, and
will contain 19 Ingredients. In 2000
dainty white boxes, tied with satin
ribbon, the cake will be distributed,
each box the proper size to go under
one pillow to dream on.
Orange Crop Promising.
Too Many David Jonete*.
Woman Epitome of Patience.
It was at Jesus College, Oxford,
that oue of the most laughable stories
connected with that university origin­
ated. Jesus Colloge is chiefly patron
ized by Welshmen. A Cardiff resi­
dent, visiting “ the city of spires" for
the first time, bethought himself that
at Jesus College was a young man he
knew in the Welsh capital, bo he re­
solved to call on him. Accordingly
he tackled the porter of the college.
“ Is Mr. Jones in?"
"Which Mr. Jones,” was the reply.
"There are twenty-seven Jones In this
college.”
“ Mr. Jones, of Cardiff, sir.”
"There are eighteen Joneses from
Cardiff,” exclaimed the porter, im­
patiently.
“ What’s his Christian
name?”
“ David, sir.”
“ There are ten David Jonses from
Cardiff here,” answered the official.
“ You must bo more explicit. What
kind of hair has he?"
“ Red, sir.”
“ There are six David Jonses from
Cardiff with red hair in JeBus," said
the porter. "What kind of eyes hus
he?"
“ Well, Just a wee bit of a cast In
them,” was the reply.
“ There are three David Joneses
from Cardiff with red hair, and with
a slight cast In their eye.” burst from
the angry man at the lodge. “ HaB
your Mr. Jones any other peculiarity?"
“ He’s a bit lame on one foot, sir.”
"Now, why didn’t you say so at
first? Up the stairs, first to the right,
second to tho left, third to the right
again. At No. 58 is the only David
Jones from Cardiff with red hair, a
slight cast and a lame foot. Why
didn’t you say so before?”—London
Tit-Bits.
“ Whenever I feel rebellious at the
daily grind of life," said a young mar­
ried woman today, “ I go downtown
and walk through Twenty-third street
to Broadway and stand and look at
that epitome of patience in human
flesh who stands in a window making
endless repeated transformations in a
certain nrticle of furniture. For two
years that woman has made a couch
into a bed and a bed into a couch,
shaking up pillows or cushions, ar­
ranging them over and over hundreds
of times a day—always quiet, pleas­
ant, self-controlled, apparently con­
tent. Yet, oh, how tired she must be
of it all, physically and mentally!"—
New York Correspondent.
A Real Need.
“ Hubby, the baby said something
clever today, and now I’ve forgotten
It.”
“ We must get a nurse who 1* a
stenographer, my dear.”—Kansas City
Journal.
A gate valve for a water pipe line
large enough to drive an automobile
through recently was made In Ger­
many.
The largest settlement in Greenland
is Sydprovcn, which has a population
of 766, and the smallest Is Skansen, in
North Greenland, with 48 inhabitants.
“All Ready”
T H IC K , GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
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Comes the call to din­
ner. Are you interest­
ed? Is your appetite
keen and waiting? Is
your digestion normal
and bowels regular? If
not, we urge a trial o f
Girls! T ry Itl Hair get* soft, fluffy
and beautiful— Get a 25 cent
bottle of Danderlne.
HOSTETTER’S
A Solemn Task.
"Wh!.t's the conclave at your house
about?”
“ We are discussing the advisability
of Impeaching the cook.”—Kansas City
Journal.
If you care for heavy hair that glis­
tens with beauty and is radiant with
life; has an Incomparable Boftncss and
la fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne.
Just one application doubles the
beauty of your hair, besides it Imme­
diately dissolves every particle of
dandruff. You can not have nice
heavy, healthy hair If you have
dandruff. This destructive scurf robs
the hair of its lustre, its strength and
its very life, and If not overcome It
produces a feverishness and Itching of
the scalp; the hair roots famish, I oob -
en and die; then the hair falls out
fa#t. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
Knowlton'a Danderine from any drug
•tor* and just try It.
An English Joke.
Miss Hogabust (of Chicago)—And
what profession is your son in. Lord
Hlghtop?
Lord Hightop—Oh, when Algy
leaves college I expect he will take
orders.
Miss Hogabust (surprised)—You
don’t say! Weil, poppa has got some
real nice gentlemen traveling for him.
—London Opinion.
1,08 Angeles.—California's orange
crop this winter will be approximately
40,000 carloads, according to estimates
received here from the various dis­
tricts by G. Harold Powell, general
manager of the California fruit grow-
* » ’ exchange. Of this 6000 earloads
will be from the northern citrus sec­
tions. This means the crop will be a
little larger than that of two years
An Eye to Effect.
ago.
"Is It true you eat with your knife?”
More than $1,000,000 has been ex­
“ Not always; only in public, where
pended In frost protection. Price* are my constituents can see me.”
expected to be at least normal.
Only 73 in 1000 letters delivered In
United Kingdom come from j
Messenger Confer* With Carranza. the
abroad.
Nogales, Sonora.—Bayard
Hale
crossed the International line into
Pennsylvania haa more than 1,000,-
Mexico at 9 o'clock Wednesday night 000 public school pupil*.
and Immediately went Into conference
with General Carranza. It was Indl-
! rated that the meeting was merely
preliminary to formal conference* to |
lie begun between the man supposed
depend* upon the integrity
to be the personal representative ofj
of the liver.
i President Wilson and the leader of
the constitutionalists.
Perfect Digestion
Stomach Bitters
at once. For 60 years
it has proven a great
aid to sufferers from
Stomach, Liver and
Bowel disorders.
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IP VOUR LIVER IS TORPID
Gan* Offered Militants.
London.—According to the Dally
Mall's Berlin correspondent a German
dealer in arms and munitions of war.
understanding that the English suf- j
fragettes are contemplating a "strong­
er organization.” baa offered to sell to
the militants an unlimited quantity
of repeating rifles at 4<6 marks '
($1.13) apiece.
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