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Can g et you fancy prices for W iB Ducks
and other fam e in season. W rite us for
cash offer on all kinds of poultry, pork. etc.
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8t« Portland. Send for Stock List and prices.
Machinery
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^ r c a d ^ B u ild in g ^ e a ttle ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Time Is Sometimes Kind.
Father Time is not always a bard
parent, and, though he tarries for
none of his children, often lays his
hand lightly upon those who have used
him well, making them old men and
women inexorably enough, but leaving
their hearts and spirits young and in
full vigor. With such people the gray
head is but the impression of the old
fellow’s hand in giving them his bles­
sing, and every wrinkle but a notch in
the quiet calendar of a well-spent life.
—From Barnaby Rudge.
S t. H e l e n s
P
ortland
Hall
, O regon
Resident and Day School for Girls
I s c h a r e o f S la te r , o f S fc Jo h n B a p tis t (E plueopcl)
Oollaglate,
O
ellsglats, Academic a n d E lem en tary D ep artm en ts,
Elocution, Dom estic A rt, r Domeetio
Science,
U n tie . , A r t, Elocntlon.
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Bym naainm .
F o r c a ta lo g addroee—
T H E SISTER SU PE R IO R , Office 30
St. H elen s H a ll
Sound Education in Finland.
In the rudiments of a sound educa­
tion the Finnish people are unsur­
passed. Practically every man and
woman in the country has a working
knowledge of reading, writing, and
arithmetic, and every child of school
age receives careful instruction in
these studies. Every adult has a
vote, and although 53 per cent of the
inhabitants are women, there are only
seventeen of their sex in the Finnish
diet.
_______________
Irritating Skin Troubles,
so prevalent in summer, such as hives,
poison oak, chafing, sunburn, eczema,
etc., are quickly relieved when Ty­
ree's Antiseptic Powder is used. 25c.
at druggists or sample sent free by
J. S. Tyree, Washington, D. C.—Adv.
How Does It Get Across?
At a certain eastern university one
of the professors was conducting an
examination in physiology. He asked
for a description of the circulation at
the extremities, meaning, of course,
the capillary circulation. The youth
he called upon evidently did not know
much about the matter, for he replied
that the blood went down one leg and
up the other!—Youth’s Companion.
M o th e r, w ill fin d Mr*. Wlnmow-« S o o th in g
S yrup th e b- *t rem ed y to u se fo r th e ir c h ild re n
A urlug th e te e th in g p e rio d .
Lucifer Matches Date From 1834.
Lucifer matches — that ia, matches
tipped with an explosive substance
that bursts into flame on being struck
—were first used about 1834. Many
improvements have been made in
matches since then, the most import­
ant of which was the invention of the
safty match, striking on the box only.
Faith.
By our own faith we can only move
mountains; by the faith that others
put in us, be may move the world.—
Sarah Grand.
To Strengthen Glassware.
Boiling a piece of glassware in a
weak solution of salt in water, and
allowing it to cool gradually will make
it less brittle.
Banish All
Skin Troubles
Remarkable Remedy That
Works Wonders Against
Eczema and All Rash
If you have b e e n fig h tin g some blood
trouble, some s k in d is e a s e , c a ll It eczema,
lupus, psorlasts, m a la r ia , o r w h a t you
win, there Is but o n e s u r e , s a f e way to
get rid of It. A sk a t a n y d r u g store for
a $ 1.00 bottle o f S. S. S. a n d y o u are then
o n the road to h e a lth . T h e a c tio n o f th is
r e m a r k a b le re m e d y is J u s t a s d ire c t. J u s t
as p o s itiv e , j u s t as c e r t a i n In Its in flu ­
ence a s t h a t t h e s u n r is e s In th e E a s t.
It Is o n e o f th o s e r a r e m e d ic a l fo rc e s
w h ic h a c t In th e b lo o d w ith th e s a m e d e ­
gree o f c e r t a i n t y t h a t Is fo u n d In all nat­
u r a l te n d e n c ie s
T h e m a n n e r In w h ic h
I t d o m in a te s a n d c o n tro ls t h e m y s te r io u s
tr a n s f e r e n c e o f ric h , re d , p u r e arterial
blood f o r th e d is e a s e d v e n o u s b lo o d la
m a r v e lo u s
O u t th r o u g h e v e r y s k in p o re acids,
g e rm s a n d o th e r b lo o d Im p u r itie s a r e
fo rc e d In th e fo rm o f In v is ib le v a p o r.
B e n e a th t h e s k in Is a fin e n e t w o rk o f
n e rv e s , a m y ria d o f th e m In w h ic h S. S. S.
w o rk s w ith u n tir in g e n e r g y to p re v e n t
the f u r t h e r d e s tr u c t iv e w o rk o f th e a c id s
and b lo o d Im p u r itie s . T h e s e a r e s c a t ­
tered I n to t h e v e in s to b e d riv e n fro m
the s y s te m . T h e lu n g s b r e a th e i t o u t,
t h e liv e r Is s tim u la te d to c o n s u m e a
great p ro p o r tio n o f I m p u r itie s , th e s to m ­
ach and I n te s tin e s c e a s e to c o n v e y In to
the b lo o d s tr e a m th e c a t a r r h a l , malarial
g e rm s : t h e b o w e ls, k id n e y s , b la d d e r and
a ll e m u n c to rle s o f th e b o d y a r e marshaled
I n to a fig h tin g fo r c e t o e x p e l every v e s ­
tige o f e r u p tiv e d is e a s e .
There Is s c a rc e ly a c o m m u n ity any­
where b u t w h a t h a s I ts liv in g example
of the w o n d e rfu l c u r a tiv e e ffe c ts of
8. 8. 8. G e t a b o ttle o f t h i s fa m o u s rem­
edy to-day, a n d if y o u r c a s e Is stubborn
or peculiar w r ite to T h e S w if t Specific
Co., 1( 0 S w if t B ld g ., A tla n ta . G a. Their
medical la b o r a to r y Is fa m o u s a n d Is con­
ducted by renowned experts In b lo ed and
TWO CLOCKS START IN RACE
Puzzls la to Find Out Whethar Tima-
place of Grandfather Started
Ahead of the Alarm.
STORY OF NOAH
FOUND ON STONE
DIAZ VISITS SAN FRANCISCO
Noted Mexican En Route to Carry
Thanks to Japan.
EXPRESSRATES
ORDERED CUT
New Kind of Work.
Cynthia, a young negro cook, who
had recently given up her employment
in order that she might try her luck at
the easier profession of cateress, met
her former mistress on the street.
(This is from Life). “ Good morning,
Cynthia,’ said the lady. “ Where are
you working now?” “ I isn’t workin’
nowhere now, ma’am,” replied Cyn­
thia coyly; “ I’se capering for a con­
gressman.”
» R A IS E S f he DOUGH
■ Better than other powders—
■ producing light, dainty, whole*
■ some cakes and pastries—
San Francisco—Hedged in on all
» CRESCENT
sides by armed guards, General Felix
Yesterday morning two clock«
atarted a race. The alarm clock went
#
BAKING
Diaz and his first secretary, second
ao faat that It gained one minute an Hieroglyphics Confirm Bible Ac­ secretary, third secretary, fourth sec­ R. R. Commission Makes New
»
POWDER
hour, while grandfather's clock ran
M i* high grade and I
retary and military aide, are safely
count of Great Flood.
Wells-Fargo Schedule.
so slow that It lost two minutes an
»moderate in price—|
secluded in the Palace hotel.
hour. The picture shows the alarm
» 25c lb. tin at t i grocers. I
clock to be one hour ahead at the fin­
An entire wing of the eighth floor
» [ C
C r r . u » c « s a t M fg. C o ..S u t i l « I
Red Cress Ball Blue will wash double as many
ish. But who can tell the hour when Slab Oldest Ever Dug Up—Gives of the hotel has been turned over to Investigation Under Way 2 Years clothes
as any other blue. D on't p u t your money
Into
any
other.
the race started?
the general and his suite.
When an
Duration of Rain as Seven
Finds Company Makes 136
Grandfather’! clock lost two min­
He Had a Vote.
elevator attendant is told to stop at
Days—Names Many Gods.
Per Cent Annually.
utes every hour and the alarm clock
“ I t’s all very well for educated wo­
that floor he first sends a signal to the
gained one minute every hour, so It la
Intelligent Dutch Cows.
men to vote,” said an ardent anti to
evident that the alarm clock In every
guards above.
Mrs.
Belmont,
“
but
think
how
terri­
“
Cattle
unaccompanied by a drover
hour's time gained three minutes
Philadelphia — The Bible story of
San Francisco—The State Railway
General Diaz has little to say. That
ble it would be if your cook had a are forbidden to cross this bridge,”
upon the other.
Noah and the flood is confirmed in he is or ever was a “ rebel” he indig­ commission, of California, has ordered vets.” “ He has,” replied Mrs. Bel­ runs the inscription on a signpost near
Therefore, In twenty hours It gain­ many details by hieroglyphics written
Haarlem, Holland.
nantly denies. A “ revolutionist” in reductions in the express rates of mont, with a smile.
ed sixty minutes and from the picture
at least 4000 years ago by a historian Mexico is a person to be honored. A Wells, Fargo & Co., amounting to a
who lived in ancient Babylon, accord­ “ rebel” is a thing below the notice of cut of $750,000 from present annual
ing to announcement made by the Uni­
a true patriot, so the general vehe­ revenues. Every rate of the company
versity of Pennsylvania.
in this state is abolished by the order,
The writing on a tablet—an epic of mently declaims.
which is effective October 1, and more
great length purporting to reach back
The general refuses to discuss Mexi­ than 3,000,000 new rates devised by
to the creation of the world—has been can politics if they connect with the commission on a 10-mile zone
I n th e loo k in g -g lass a w om an o fte n se e s w rin k le s, hollow c irc le s u n d e r e y es,
deciphered at the museum of the uni­ United States policies. He scoffs at basis a re ordered effective at that
^•‘crow 's fe e t,” —all b ecau se sh e d id n o t tu rn to th e rig h t re m e d y w hen w orn
versity by Dr. Arno Poebel, the an­
time.
dow n w ith 'th o s e tro u b le s w hich a re d is tin c tly fem in in e. B ackache, h ead ach e,
nouncement says. The tablet, said to intervention, saying that when he is
p a in s, la ssitu d e , n e rv o u sn ess and d ra in s u p o n v ita lity —b rin g u n to ld su ffe rin g
In its ruling the commission re­
Ito w om anhood a n d th e fa c e show s it. T h e n e rv o u s s y ste m a n d th e e n tir e
be the oldest ever recovered from ob­ elected president all will be well.
quires that the Wells-Fargo company
w o m an ly m a k e -u p fe e ls th e to n ic effe c t o f
livion, was dug up in Nippur several
“ My mission to Japan is simply to shall operate for a period of six
years ago by a museum expedition.
thank his majesty, the emperor, on months under the scales of rates fixed
In strange symbols so finely written
by the commission, which is approxi­
that the entire poem is contained on behalf of the Mexican government, for mately 15 per cent under the present
sending
a
representative
to
attend
our
seven inches square, the primitive his­
It a lla y s a n d su b d u e s n e rv o u s e x c ita b ility , irr ita b ility , n e rv o u s e x h a u stio n , an d
rates. If the company feels at the
I o th e r d is tre s s in g sy m p to m s com m only a tte n d a n t u p o n fu n c tio n a l a n d o rg a n ic
Clock Racs Puzzle.
torian harks back to the beginning of independence centenary,” the general end of the period that the commis­
d
is e a s e s o f th e fe m in in e o rg an a. It in d u ces re fr e s h in g s le e p a n d re lie v e s
things. Then there were several said. “ Our relations with Japan are sion’s rates are not justified it may
m e n ta l a n x ie ty a n d d e sp o n d e n c y . K now n e v e ry w h e re an d fo r o v e r 40 y e a rs
we saw that the race must have been all
gods,
chief
of
which
were
Anu
and.
th e standard remedy f o r th e d isea ses o f w om en. Y o u r d e a le r in m ed icin es
as
then
submit
a
statement
of
its
earn­
as friendly as they have ever been and
on for twenty hours.
s e lls it in liquid o r s u g a r-c o a te d ta b le t fo rm ; o r y o u can s e n d 60 o n e -c e n t
Enlil, and a goddess, Nintu, the tablet
During the twenty hours the alarm says. Nintu was the goddess who we welcome the Japanese as settlers. ings.
s ta m p s fo r a tria l box o f D r. P ie rc e 's F a v o rite P re s c rip tio n ta b le ts . A d d re ss
It is set forth that the investigation
D r. K. V. P ie rc e , Invalids* H o te l a n d S u ig ic a l I n s titu te , B uffalo, N. Y.
clock gained twenty minutes upon created mankind, whom she called We need labor in Mexico, and, as our
of
the
commission
has
been
in
prog­
climate
is
too
hot
for
Europeans,
we
correct time. Twenty hours previous “ my creations.”
must look to the Orient for immi­ ress for two and a half years and it DR. PIERCE’S PLEASANT PELLETS REGULATE AND INVIGORATE
to twenty minutes of 8 is eleven
Like the first chapter of Genesis,
has been found that the company STOMACH. LIVER AND BOWELS. SUGAR-COATED TINY GRANULES.
hours and forty minutes, or twenty the Babylon poem opens with a recital grants.
“ For that reason our immigration makes a net yearly profit of $842,097
minutes of 12 In the morning of the of the creation. Nintu, godmother of
laws are not so rigid as those of the on a property valuation estimated at
day before—the *ime when the
humans, is lamenting that the other United States. We do, however, sub­ $613,232, or 136 per cent on its in­
started.
gods seem bent on their destruction.
ject all immigrants to a strict physical vestment. The ruling characterizes
Chicken Race War.
Origin of Present-Day Games.
“ At that time Nintu wailed like a examination.
the company as “ a parasite on the
“ A sectional issue has arisen in our
Though we get our games of tennis
woman
in
travail,”
reads
the
transla­
HIGHEST AND LOWEST POINTS
“ The rumor that Japan has been ne­ railroads,” and suggests that rail­
tion. “ The holy Ishtar wailed on ac­ gotiating with Mexico for the pur­ roads, instead of appealing to the In­ town,” said the commuter. "Before from the Eastern countries, most of
it is settled I am afraid the civil war our games of bat and ball come down
Mount Whitney Is 14,501 Feet Above count of the people. Enki, god of chase of a naval base is preposterous. terstate Commerce commission for will be fought all over again. Any­ to us from the ancient North. Ring
wisdom,
held
counsel
with
Anu,
Enlil
permission
to
change
rates
would
“
do
Level of 8ea—Point In Death Val-
It would be absolutely unconstitu­
and Nintu over the proposed destruc­ tional for Mexico to sell any portion well to look into this express situa­ how, our Southern friends are sure to games and games in which light ob­
lay la 276 Below.
indulge in some fire-eating language. jects are thrown come also from forest
tion of mankind.
Ziaguddia, high of its territory to a foreign power.
tion.”
“ A resident of our village, who un­ countries, where the spear was a fa­
priest
of
Shuruppak,
made
obeisance
The maximum difference In eleva­
“ I have separated myself from the
dertook to raise chickens, received a miliar weapon. But all of them alike
to
the
gods
and
prayed,
prostrating
government to attend to my candidacy COAL TRUST IS UNDER FIRE crate of fowls from a South Caroline appear to revert in origin to early ex­
tion of land In the United states Is 14,-
777 feet, according to the United himself in humility.”
for the piesidency of Mexico.
farm. When the neighbor! learned periences of the race by which they
The Ziaguddia of the Babylons, it is
“ I shall run as the candidate of the Anthracite Supply Is Declared to Be where the chickens came from they worked out their salvation.
States geological survey.
Mourn
believed,
was
the
Noah
of
the
He­
Liberal
Democratic
party
at
the
elec­
Whitney, the highest point, 14,501 feel
raised a row.
Under Railroad Control.
above sea level, and a point In Death brews. The tablet tells of Ziagud- tion next October. The fundamental
“ ‘If you must get chickens,’ they
Few Keep Perfect Time.
dia’s
learning
from
the
great
god,
Washington,
D.
C.—
Investigation
valley Is 276 feet below sea level
issue of the Liberal Democratic party
said, ‘get Northern chickens. They
Enki,
that
mankind
was
to
be
destroy­
One very peculiar idea which pre­
is the separation of church and state. of the hard coal trust was proposed in don’t crow nearly so much as Southern
These two points, which are both lr
California, are less than 90 miles ed “ by a rain storm.” Then comes a
“ General Huerta cannot run for the a resolution by Representative Mur­ chickens. There is something in the vails about a watch or clock is that
apart. This difference is small, how­ description of terrific wind and rains. presidency this year because our con­ ray, of Massachusetts. It calls on the climate down there that makes a when it is being regulated and the
“ After seven days the rain storm stitution clearly prohibits the re-elec­ department of commerce, the depart­ chicken crow four times as often as a hand are moved forward or back to set
ever, as compared with the figures foi
ment of labor and the Interstate Com­ chicken brought up in any other part it, if a little too much is gained the
Asia. Mount Everett rises 29,002 feet had passed over the land and carried tion of a president.
timepiece will continue to gain or
above sea level, whereas the shores away the huge boat.
“ Our government is now on a stable merce commission for information as of the country.'
Then the sun god came forth, shed­ basis, and all internal difficulties will to the ownership of anthracite lands
of the Dead sea are 1,290 feet below
“ That peculiarity of Southern chick­ lose, whichever the case may be.
sea level, a total difference In land ding light over heaven and earth. Zia­ be settled without the necessity of in­ by railroads and as to prices of cost of ens was news to the amateur poultry- Simply moving past a certain hour
production.
heights of 30,292 feet Mount Everett guddia opened the roof of his ship and tervention by other powers.
man. He noticed, however, that his often seems to start the timepiece to
the light of the sun god was let in.”
In a statement accompanying the chickens really did crow more persist­ running faster or slower, as the case
“ We have already secured 40 per
has never been climbed.
This version differs in respect to the cent of the loan of 150,000,000 Mexi­ resolution Representative Murray de­ ently and more vigorously than any may be. But few clocks keep perfect
The greatest ocean depth yet found
duration
of the flood described in Gen­ can dollars we are floating in Paris clared facts in possession of the de­ • ther chickens he ever had known, and time. Atmospheric and magnetic con­
Is 32,088 feet, at a point about 40 miles
There it was said to have lasted and Brussels, and all claims for in­ partments would prove one of the when an experienced poulterer assured ditions seem to interfere in most in­
north of the island of Mindanao, In the esis.
days.
demnity against Mexico, including most complete monopolies in exist­ him that they always would, because stances.
Philippine island. The oceoti bottom 40 When
the water subsided Ziaguddia those of Americans, will be paid.
ence.
Southern chickens always do, he sold
at this point la therefore more thaa prayed
to the gods with a loud voice,
“ I have every reason to believe,” them and bought New Jersey chickens
Work Falls to Women.
“ The Huerta government has been
11 % miles below the summit of Mount
the
poem
continues,
and
sacrificed
an
recognized by every nation except the he said, “ that there is now in the exe­ instead. Now he is in hot water with
Everest.
Zululand the women do most of
ox, a sheep and something with “ a United States, but we hope your coun­ cutive department enough data to the Southern families in our town, the In manual
labor, while their hus­
The difference In the land heights great horn.” Through the interces­
show that more than 90 per cent of and heaven only knows how the squab­ bands, fathers and brothers laugh and
try will soon recognize us also.
In Europe Is about 15,868 feet.
sion of Nintu the gods forgave the
“ I think Ambassador Henry Lane the available anthracite and between ble will terminate.” — New York sing.
surviving human beings and gave Wilson is a capable diplomat, and he 85 and 90 per cent of the anthracite Times.
OLD SPELLING SCHOOL TRICK them immortality, which they did not has done the best any man could do to shipped yearly is in the control of the
possess before the flood.
serve the best interests of both the seven railroad systems which form the * W h en Your Eyes Need Care
Dr. Poebel has announced that he United States and Mexico.
only means of transporting the coal to T ry M arin e B ye R em edy. N o S m a rtin g — F e e ls
One of the Mott Interesting and Puz­
will make public later a literal trans­
F in e — A cta Q uickly. T ry I t fo r R ed, W eak,
zling of Deceptions Which Can
“ I shall spend a few days sightsee­ market.
W ate ry E yes a n d G ra n u la te d E yelids. Illu s ­
lation of the epic. From other tablets ing in San Francisco before I go north
Be Done With Cards.
tra te d B ook In e a c h P a c k a g e .
M urine Is
found by the expeditions, it would ap­ on my way to Vancouver, where we
oompoandod b r o u r oculist*—not a “P a te n t Med­
Astor
Family
Taxed
$3,400,000.
icine“
—but
used
In
successful
Physicians'
Prac­
tice fo r ninny years. Now dedicated to th e Pub­
The “old spelling school” trick is one pear the announcement says, that embark for Japan on the steamer Em­
New York—Acting on the report of lic and sold by Druggist* a t 26c and 60o p e r Bottle.
of the most Interesting and baffling of 460,000 years intervened between the press of Russia.
Mnriuo Myo Salvo in Aseptic Tubes, 26c and 60o.
the appraisers, Surrogate Cohalan has
the many which can be done with creation and the flood, although one
“ I shall not go farther than Japan, fixed the amount which the beneficiar­ M urine Eve Remedy C o ., Chicago
epic
writer
asserts
with
painstaking
cards. All the cards in any suit are
It is far better to give the
and ’shall try to finish my mission ies under the will of Colonel John
required for the trick, which conalsta accuracy that the exact time was 32,- there as quickly as possible.”
Rule for Candles.
Stomach, L iv e r and Bowels
Jacob Astor will have to pay the state
223
years
and
some
months
(exact
In "stacking" the thirteen cards in
An old rule calls for as many candles
of New York under the inheritance tax
some help a t the beginning
such a manner that when held In the number undecipherable) and 18 days. AMBASSADOR WILSON IS OUT law. The total amounts to over $3,- on the table as there are guests about
th a n to keep putting it off
The particular tablet from which
hand, face down, and changing a card
400,000. The amounts received by it, and it is a rule that might be fol­
until sickness overtakes you.
from top to bottom, with each letter the story of the flood was translated, Ex-Governor Lind of Minnesota, the beneficiaries and the amount of lowed with interesting results. There
spelling the number or name of the the announcement states, may be as
Be wise, and keep
is
so
much
variety
shown
nowadays
in
taxes
which
they
will
be
forced
to
Goes to Mexican Capital.
card, the one desired will come out In old as 4,400 years, and is reasonably
the way in which candles are placed
turn over are as follows:
certain
to
be
no
more
recent
than
the
Washington, D. C.—President Wil­
regular order. One comes first, then
Vincent Astor, $88,958,599.80; tax, on a table that the candles could be
two, and so on to Jack, queen, king. reign of Hamurabi, about 2100 B. C. son took the first step Wednesday in $2,741,883.99.
put one in front of each guest, in a
It
is
regarded
as
the
world’s
most
an­
the policy through which he proposes
In placing the cards In position the
John Jacob Astor VI, the posthu­ circle or oval or oblong about the
cient
historical
writing
and
is
in
fairy
to deal with the Mexican situation. mous child of Colonel Astor and Mrs. floral centerpiece.
fourth from the top of the pack as held
He formally accepted the resignation Madeline Talmadge Force Astor, $2,-
in the hand, face down, must be the good state of preservation.
Red Cross Ball Blue, all blue, best bluing value
of Ambassador Henry Lane Wilson, to 917,672; tax $100,000.88.
ace, o-n-e; the eighth, the two spot
in th s whole world, m akes the laundm
President Sets Fashion.
take effect October 14, and sent to
Who can tell how to arrange the re­
Mrs. Madeline Force Astor, $7,673,-
maining eleven cards so that, placing
Washington, D. C.—President Wil- Mexico as his personal representative 896; tax $290,465.84.
For the Congregation.
a card at bottom for each letter, three, I son is becoming the Beau Brummel of —but not accredited to the Huerta
Muriel Astor, $4,861,758;
tax
handy and take it promptly.
One Sunday a diminutive preacher
four, five, up to the king, come out? Washington. As he dresses, all others government—ex-Govemor John Lind, $177,570.32.
exchanged pulpits with a pastor who
It helps overcome all Stomach,
of Minnesota, a lifelong friend of Sec­
It will be noted fifty-two letter* are clothe themselves.
was a giant in stature. The pulpit
Liver and Bowel Ills, also pre­
required to spell the numbers and
White duck is now the vogue. retary Bryan. The understanding is
was unusually high and was reached
Move Aimed at Judge«.
names of all the cards In a suit.
Thirty-three and a third per cent of that when a stable government is es­
vents
Malaria, Fever and Ague
Washington, D. C.—A constitutional by a winding stairway. He ascended
all the males in Washington wear suits tablished in Mexico Mr. Lind will be
very
slowly
and
for
tome
time
disap­
amendment
proposed
in
the
house
by
of that cloth, because President Wil­ named as ambassador.
RIDDLES.
At length the
President Wilson and Secretary Representative Hull, of Tennessee, peared from sight.
son wears it.
would provide that congress shall have congregation saw a little bald head
Bryan
had
frequent
conferences
It
was
in
the
first
hot
week
in
July
Why are real friends like ghosts?
the power to abolish any inferior court raised above the pulpit, so that only
They are often heard of, but seldom that the President of the United States Wednesday; Ambassador Wilson had of the United States and remove a ths eyes were visible, while the
a
long
talk
with
Mr.
Bryan,
and
first
appeared
in
white.
Now
all
the
seen.
preacher announced his text in a high,
men in official Washington wear either Chairman Bacon, of the senate foreign judge of any inferior court of the squeaking
e e e
voice: “ It is I; bs not
United
States
from
office
by
resolution
relations
committee,
discussed
the
sit­
is what they all aay
When la a sick man a contradic­ white suits or white trousers and dark
afraid.”
if
concurred
in
by
two-thirds
of
both
coats, but it is all light-weight ma­ uation with the President at the
tion?
of oar
houses.
He
continued:
terial.
White House. But except for the an­
Constipation causes and seriously ag­
When he la an Impatient patient
“ The ancient procedure of impeach­ gravates many diseases. It is thor­
Painless
President Wilson is the most con­ nouncement of Mr. Lind’s mission no
e e *
Methods of
sistent wearer of white. He wears it explanation of the policy to be pur­ ment which has come down to us from oughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets.
When is coffee like the earth?
Extracting
another century is so prolix, involved Tiny sugar-coated granules.
: to his office, to play golf and to the sued was forthcoming.
When it is ground.
Teeth.
and cumbersome as to render ft most
ball game. He also wears it when he
s e e
expensive and difficult of utilization.
Today.
O u t - o f - t o w n peo-
Clubs to Train Shooters.
When is a baby like a breakfast frequently goes to theaters to Bee
It has become manifest that a simpli­
p I« c a n h a v « t h e ir
stock company production.
Do not let us wait to be just or piti­
Washington, D. C.—The bill sug­ fied substitute method of procedure
cup?
p la te a n d b r id g e -
ful
or
demonstrative
toward
those
we
When it la a tea thing (teething),
gested by Representative Kahn, pro­ should be made available.”
w o r k fin ish e d In o n e
love until they or we are struck down
e e e
John D. Still Boy at 73.
H a y if n e c e s s a r y
viding that the government issue 300,-
by
illness.....................Life
is
short,
Cleveland, O. — “ I ’m still a boy,” 000 Krag-Jorgenson rifles now stored
A n a b s o lu t e g u a r -
What roof covers the moat noisy
Drouth Oppresses Kansas.
and we have never too much time for
a nte«, b a c k e d b y M
tenant?
John D. Rockefeller, 73 years old, in arsenals of the country to civilian
Topeka—The month of July, 1913, gladdening the hearts of those who are
w ears in P o r t la n d
The roof of the mouth.
told Ebenezer Roberts, 105 years old, rifle clubs in order to stimulate marks­ was the second driest month since the traveling the dark journey with us.
e e e
as the two met Sunday morning after manship has been put in tentative
When la a sermon like a round services at the Euclid Avenue Baptist shape at the War department. Kahn local weather bureau was established, Oh I be swift to love, make hast* to
be kind I—Amiel.
ahot?
o rr ic r hours :
church, of which they are both mem­ will soon revive the' measure and in­ i 30 years ago. The total rainfall for
When It comes from a cannon's bers. The old man saw his older troduce it in the house. Kahn and the the month was 1.57 inches. In 1887
• A M. tn 8 P. M.
Sunday« 9 o » t
Phones:
A 2079: Main 2029.
Played for Place.
mouth.
the total rainfall for the month of
War
department
officials
believe
that
friend
first.
He
rushed
up
to
him.
e e e
Harold and Mary (the little girl next f s ld f li Bldg.. Third and W ashington. Portland
Mr. Roberts greeted him cordially. the issuance of the rifles will result in July was 1.08 inches. Kansas streams
When does a leopard change hl$ | “ I once was a boy, too, but I’m an old providing several hundred marksmen that have never been known to go dry door) had been playing together in the
spots?
are dry now. More than 30 Kansas yard. Suddenly Mary began to cry
man now,” he told the oil man. Mr. in event of war.
When he moves from one spot to Rockefeller laughed and replied:
, towns have been compelled to shut off and aald that Harold had hit her. Har­
OUT O f TOWN
another.
all water for lawns, and a dozen town* old was called into the house and
! “ Well, I once was a boy and I am still
Five Legislators Sentenced.
e e •
PEOPLE
aaked
why
he
had
struck
the
little
have
hardly
enough
water
for
domestic
Webster Springs, Va. — The five purposes. The Kansas river Is the girl. “ Well,” hs answered, “ she hit
c a n receive p ro m p t t r e a t ­
Why Is a cigar loving man like a a boy.”
m ent* o f Iton-Potaoaoaa,
members of the West Virginia legisla­ lowest ever known, 3.3 feet.
tallow candle?
me second.”
H ealth-ball ding rsmatliae
from
Thirteen Die in Mosque Fight.
ture convicted of bribery in connection
Because he will smoke when he la
Calcutta—The demolition of a por­ with the election last spring of a
going out
Similar.
Men in Jail Four Days.
e e e
tion of a mosque at Cswnpore for United States senator for West Vir­
Bacon—“ Huxley said that an oyster
Washington,
D.
C.—A
report
from
ginia
were
sentenced
Tuesday.
Del­
th e C h in e se d o c to r.
street
improvement*,
which
had
Why Is a watchdog btggar by night
m ore If yotj h e re b e e n d o c to r in g w ith
caused indignation meetings to be held egates S. U. G. Rhodes, Rath Duff Consul Letcher, at Chihuahua, which is as complicated as a watch.” Eg-1 th T la ry o n onoe
than by day?
e
a
n
d
t
h
a
t
o
ne
a
n
d
n o t o b ta in e d p e r­
bert—“ Well, I know both of them run m a n e n t r e lie f . L e t th is g re have
a t n a tu r e h e a le r d ie*-
Because he Is let out at night and in many parts of India and Burmah, and H. C. Asbury were sentenced to was four days in reaching the State down easily.”
noee yoor naee e n d p resc rib e som e rem edy « h o s e
department,
brought
the
news
Thurs­
led to serious rioting at Cawnpore. A six years each in the penitentiary.
taken In In the morning.
e e e
procession of natives, carrying black State Senator B. A. Smith was given day that Bernard McDonald, Charles,
____ ___ ____ _______ _ - it p tf n r __ „
What chief virtue does the north flags, visitid the mosque and began a sentence of five years and six Biesel and a chauffeur, the three
are not known to the onteMe world, bat here been
handed down from father to aon ia thephyaleUn?
replacing the bricks of the partly de­ months and Delegate David Hill five Americans reported to have been sent­
pole remind you of? ?
famillee
in Chine.
molished edifice. An attempt to dis­ years. The five men were disqualified enced to death by the Federal* in Chi­
Just ice, that's all.
CONSULTATION FREE.
e e e
perse the gathering resulted in [a con­ for life from bolding any public office. huahua, were safe, but in solitary con­ may be either a transient or per­
If yon lire oat of town and cannot call, write for
finement,
in
that
city.
The
Ameri
-
■
,
symptom
blank
and circular, enclosing 4 oent* in
Why are tedious talker* like very flict with the police, who fired a volley
manent affliction, arising from stamps.
cans have been charged with defraud­
Mrs. Harriman in Idaho.
into the crowd, killing 13 persons and
old people?
some error in diet or as a result
wounding 30.
Pocatello, Idaho--Mrs. E. H. Har- ing the Mexican government in paying
Because they dilate (die late),
THEC. 8EEW0 CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
s e e
rimfcn and family, accompanied by a taxes to the insurrectionists. Huerta of constantly weak digestion.
1 6 2 | first St., Car. Man-ha*
has
ordered
the
release
of
the
men.
Tolls Act Not to Blame.
party of friends, have arrived at her
For temporary and obstinate cases
Why la a lawyer’s mouth like a
Po rtlan d . O r««««.
summer
home
in
Island
Park.
Idaho,
London—The Standard and Chron­
tollbar?
the best relief it
Hail
Ruins
Olive
Trees.
Because it la seldom opened hut tor icle, in editorials Sunday morning, near the western edge of Yellowstone
Rome—The Brindisi district was
warmly repudiated the idea that the Psrk. She traveled in s special train.
money.
No. It, 'IS
r. N. u.
Panama canal toll* act had anything The Harriman ranch in Island Park devastated Saturday by a great hail­
e e e
storm
which
destroyed
olive
trees
and
consist*
of
5000
acres
in
the
hesrt
of
to
do
with
Great
Britain’s
decision
not
Why la a historical event like a
W H I N writing to i
to participate in the Panama-Pacific *n untouched forest. Every year she vineyards, causing damage estimated
parcel untied and tied again?
”
tlon th is paper.
at $4,000,000.
I •pends the summer months there.
Because it la re-corded.
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