PURE FOOD LAW NOT MODERN W AR FOOTING FOR SOLDIERY
POULTRY AND GAME
Centuries Ago Tradesman Who Adut Major-General Wood Wants Army
terated Good* Were Moat 8ev#ro
Always Ready.
ly Punlahed.
Washington, D. C.— Major-General
Pearson-Page Co., Portland
Purs food laws ars not Quits so Wood, chief o f staff o f the army, gave
modern an Invention as we may be- out a statement concerning reasons for
; lleve. Dr. Relsner haa made aiacor- the recent army reorganization orders.
statement is the first authorita
Ship us four VEAL, PORK, POULTRY, HIDES i eries In PalesUne that seem to In This
tive announcement from the War de
We guarantee top prices and CHECK BY RETURN dicate some sort of supervision of the
M A IL, lu te, pi ice”. coops. free. ' ' e will -eud for food supplies delivered to the palace partment as to the real reasons for the
«n e year on rc-Quet-t to all who make thipmetus during
General Wood
February one > earn sub* rji-tion to either Northwest nearly 3000 years ago.
Labels have army reorganization.
Poultry Journal. Pacific Homestead. Poultry Life,
would not say reorganization o f the
Northwest Pacific Farmer. Please tell jour neigh- been found that were once affixed to
Diaz Agrees to Appointment of
Lors about our liberal offer, bbip to
"a Jar of pure olive oil.“ We may army had a direct bearing on the Mex
F. H. S C H M A L Z & CO.
Huerta—I’ eople Rejoice- Elec
ican situation.
wonder
what
tests
were
employed
and
F i* «* Capital $10,000.
141-143 Fraal Sc PORTLAND. ORL
“
Our
object
is
to
have
a
war
organ
tions Are Promised Soon.
what
would
happen
to
the
man
whose
Mention thla paper when writing.
oil was found to be not pure. Prob ization o f the army in time o f peace,”
ably something unpleasant, for there he declared, “ so that it will be ready
everywhere. Send 35c fo r sample and tw o live was no Supreme court In those days. for war when it comes suddenly, as all
Mexico C ity— Francisco 1. Madero
propositions by return mail. Don’t waste valuable
We know what happened In the mid wars come.
time s ettin g started.
Show samples and take
has been forced out o f the presidency.
“
A
t
the
beginning
o
f
every
w
ar,”
orders. D * . 12. Kmm 312. Wikai bid*, Partlaad. In.
dle ages to the enterprising tradesman
He was arrested at the national palace
who adulterated his goods. In 1444 General Wood continued, “ this country shortly before 3 o ’clock Tuesday after
Second-Hand Machin-
has
suffered
defeat,
loss
o
f
life,
vast
noon by General Blanquet.
Subse
ery bought, sold and a Nuremberg merchant was burned
_
exchanged: engines,
alive for mating foreign material with expenditures and a useless prolonga quently he signed his resignation.
bailers, saw m ills etc. The J. E. Martin Co.. 83 1st
tion o f war, with all its attendant
his saffron and the saffron Itself was
General Victoriano Huerta, com
St.. Portland. Send fo r Stock List and prices.
miseries, because the country has been
used for fuel. Probably that artistlo
mander o f the federal troops, was pro
utterly unprepared ; the army was not
touch Impressed the matter upon hla
organized or prepared when the war claimed provisional president.
memory.
About the time Madero was seized
began, and the commanders o f larger
Some Augsburg bakers who used
units, such as brigades and divisions, by Blanquet, Gustavo Madero, his
HOLTON and BUESCHER
false weights and bad flour were
had had no opportunity to handle such brother, the ex-minister o f finance,
band instrumente. The most complete stock
ducked In a muddy pool, and through
o f Musical Merchandise in the Northwest.
before. So far as we can we intend to was arrested by General Huerta, who
W rite fo r Catalogues.
a faulty knowledge of the human re
mitigate
the evils o f unpreparedness was dining with him in a quiet restau
S E IB E R L 1 N G -L U C A S M U S IC CO.
spiratory system, or sheer careless
by
having
a semblance o f a real army rant.
1M Second Street
Portland. Oregon ness, they came to the surface dead.
All members o f the cabinet were
organized and giving officers and men
In 1482 a wine merchant was or
the practical training and experience promptly placed under arrest with the
dered to drink six quarts of his owe
exception o f Ernesto Madero, the un
they need to fit them for soldiers.”
grow adulterated
wine, and as he died eoon
cle o f the president, who held the port
L A R K S P U R — it m a k e s th is reco rd . S m a ll
■Dace w ill do. I t ’s th e k in g o f m o n e y -m a k e rs . after It is evident that the adultera FALSE
REPORTS GIVEN OUT folio o f finance. He was apprised o f
tion mu3t have been serious.
It is
the intentions against the Madero gov
“ B a c k L o t S c h e m e s ” e x p la in s th is a n d a
true that he had to finish the draft In
ernment and made his escape.
sc o re o f o th e r re m a r k a b le “ s c h e m e s in d ir t .”
W r i t « f o r p ro s p e c tu s .
ROBERT H. C LA R K ,
a given number of minutes, and a Mexican Government Officials In
From the first it had been known
1400 E a s t I r v i n g St., P o rtla n d , O re g o n .
cite People Against U. S.
that General Blanquet was unwilling
small number at that, but In those
days they had a pleasant way of
Washington, D. C.— Mis-statements to fight. His men were o f the same
weighing the scales and loading the by Mexican federal officials concerning mind. He held complete command of
dice upon the side of Justice.
RAW F U R S
the intentions o f the United States in them, and it was not doubted they
Civilization has changed all that. the present crisis which so inflamed would follow him in any adventure,
W ANTED
Nowadays we shiver with apprehen the populace in the capital recently, which they did at the national palace.
The forces, numbering 1000 men,
HIGHEST
sion lest, a rogue shall be punished.—> are being made throughout the repub
HICHEST PUCES.
PRICES. QUICK
ODICI KtlURNS
REIURHS g / i
were sent to the palace, ostensibly to
San Francisco Argonaut.
lic
with
similar
effect.
Consul
Kirk
s * * 1- H. LIEBES & CO. ^5,
The re
reports to the State department that relieve the reserves there.
/. P. Plagcm ann, Mgr.
ited C rea» B all B lu e w ill w ash double aa m any
MANUFACTURING FURRIERS
high in serves were sent into the field.
clothes as any other blue. D o n ’t p u t y o u r money anti-American feeling ran
298 M v r « . St
C*t*n Pldt
Into any other.
An agreement between
Generals
Manzanillo and through the country
R«C Flr« N.H Buk.
IVtBW.Or.
side because o f unauthorized state Blanquet and Huerta was reported
Arctlo Bounty.
ments about the intended action o f the Monday night, but the first intimation
The account of the four years’ stay American government.
that Blanquet’s men had o f the new
of VUJalmar Stefanssen and Dr. An
Demonstrations against Americans role they were to play was shortly be
derson In the Arctic regions of Amer have been made in other Mexican Pa fore the successful stroke was made.
A Toy for Cats
ica, during which they made long cific ports, and it became necessary to Blanquet drew his men up in order and
THE CATNIP BALL
Journeys alone with nothing to de hold the cruiser Denver at Acapulco delivered a stirring speech.
For fun and health.
At
pend upon for a living but the hospi until the arrival o f the South Dakota
“ This inhuman battle must end,”
drug, toy and department
tality of the natives and their rifles,
stores.
W rite DR. A. C. DAN
he said. “ The time has come when
in that port.
P rice 10c.
IELS. lee.. 182 Milk Sl„ Bettes, Mass.,
furnishes a new illustration of the re
THE EXERCISER
fo r book on Cats.
Outbursts resulted in some assaults some drastic means must be taken to
markable productiveness of the far
upon American citizens
who were stop a conflict in which father is kill
north. Persons are likely to suppose peaceably passing through the streets. ing son and brother is fighting against
that It Is the tropics which are most
when non-combatants are
With the South Dakota at Acapulco brother;
spontaneous In the production of food
and the Colorado at Mazatlan, officials sharing the fate o f war — and all this
for human beings. The fact Is that
here feel that there will be an abate because o f the caprice o f one man.”
Deal direct w ith manufac
turer, W e pay the highest the contrast between equatorial and ment o f these outbreaks.
Blanquet then issued orders for the
Reports in
prices fo r Raw Furs.
W n te Arctic regions Is not so very great In
dicate that quiet prevails at Juarez. arrest o f the president and assigned a
for free price list and shipping
tlilc. regard. Early explorers of the
tags.
Madero
While there is considerable feeling detachment to that duty.
N. M. UNCAR CO.. FURRIERS region of the upper Amazon found against the Mexican government in soon was a prisoner in his own rooms.
they must carry supplies or starve
One reason given for the attitude o f
Chihuahua, the people seem to be re
191 M
Stmt
PORTLAND. ORE.
to death. There Is game there, but
General Blanquet from the beginning
straining themselves.
It cannot be reached In the Jungles.
was the presence o f his son in the
This was the experience of James Or
ranks o f Diaz.
Men and Women.
RESCUERS
FORCED
TO
QUIT
The American ambassador and the
As times go on we have the two re ton, the American traveler, and In
other foreign diplomats held a confer
sults to be anticipated. Men reach hla work on the Amazon he recalls
the point—usually early In life— where the fate of the mighty Plzarro, who Norwegian Party Unable to Reach ence at the American embassy to dis
Stranded German Scientists.
cuss the re-establishment o f order and
business or politics absorbs their tried to penetrate that country, hut
whole attention, and they have little retreated from it upon a diet of liz
Christiana, Norway — The second the further protection o f foreign resi
time, strength or Interest left for the ard*, dogs, saddle leather and sword Norwegian expedition sent to the re dents.
belts Just In time to save his life.
The Zocalo, the great plaza in front
broader culture and the amenities of
31milar experiences are to be encoun lie f o f the German scientists, stranded o f the palace, was soon jammed with
Ufa, while women are prone to be too
in
a
remote
part
o
f
Spitzbergen,
has
tered In much of tropical Africa. It
a delirious crowd, with banners in
much preoccupied with these things,
Is true that some tropical Islands give not succeeded in its undertaking. It scribed "P e a c e ”
and
“ Lib erty,”
to the Injury of the home—not, per
left
Advent
Bay
late
in
January,
but
their Inhabitants a free but monoto
shouting for Diaz, Huerta, Blanquet
haps, In Its smooth running, for In
was
forced
to
return
to
Green
Harbor,
nous living, but, then, so will the ice
and Mondragon.
the average American home the
bound country around the mouth of arriving in a pitiable condition.
The women members o f the Madero
wheels of Its machinery do usually
The expedition
reached Bickson
the Mackenzie
run smoothly, though at great expense
Bay, when a hurricane stopped all family who were in Chapultepec Cas-
and to the Injury of the home spirit.
progress. Seven dogs died and several 1 tie were whisked away in an automo
Save Tour Horses
I f the two could be averaged we F ro m D is t e m p e r , M o u n t a in F e v e r , a n d a ll o f the members o f the rescuing party bile by friends who had learned o f the
Tele
should more nearly approach the Ideal o th e r fo r m s o f C o n t a g io n b y u s in g Spohn’e were frost-bitten. Two sledges were coup at the national palace.
Men need more relaxation, more rest, Distemper Com pound. P u t o n th e t o n g u e o r in destroyed, and for that reason and the grams were immediately sent to the
the fe e d . S a f e a t a ll t im e s f o r a l l a g e s a n d
more variety, especially as they ad s e x e s, u n d e r a ll co n d itio n s. S a m e f o r D o g loss o f the dogs the expedition was governors o f the states notifying them
vance In life. Women need more con Distemper a n d C h ic k e n C h o le r a . A c t s o n t h e forced to leave all provisions except o f the proclamation o f Huerta as pro
visional president, and also to the mil
centration, more definiteness In their blood , e x p e ls t h e g e r m s . R e m o v e s w o r m s minimum rations.
fr o m s to m a c h a n d in te s tin e s .
A fin e to n ic
work, and especially more Interest and a n d a p p e t iz e r . A b s o lu t e ly s a fe , e v e n f o r h u
No further effort will be possible itary commanders assuring them that
a different kind of Ideal In their home m an b e in g s . O v e r 1,000,(XX) b o t t le s s o ld la s t until additional dog9 are sent from general elections will be held.
GeneralH uerta made a speech from
making.— Mrs. N. D. HUlls In the y e a r . G r e a t e s t c u r e a n d p r e v e n t iv e e v e r Norway. Experts consider that un
k n o w n f o r C o n t a g io u s d is e a s e s . N e a r l y e v e r y
! the balcony o f the palace to the
Ameriiian Wnmnn and Hor Unma
less
the
Germans
are
rescued
in
the
o n e k n o w s Sp o h n 's.
O v e r 18 y e a r s o n th e
near future their position will be ex ; assembled crowds. He declared that
m a rk e t. H a v e y o u u s e d th is g r e a t re m e d y ?
Not Likely.
he had no personal ambition and an
W h y not? I t is n o t a n e x p e r im e n t . T r y it; ceedingly precarious.
“ I wish you would shout at me. Just b e c o n v in c e d ; le t “ S p o iln V ’ h e lp y o u s a v e
nounced himself as military governor
a
n
d
m
a
k
e
m
o
n
e
y
.
A
l
l
w
h
o
le
s
a
le
d
r
u
g
g
is
t
s
the same as you shout at the animals
and General Blanquet as military com
“
L
ifer”
Dies
in
Her
“
Home.”
h a n d le it.
Y o u r h o m e d r u g g i s t c a n s u p p ly
you are going to kill,” said Judge
mander o f the federal district.
y o u , o r w r i t e to m a n u fa c t u r e r s , w i t h p ric e
San Rafael, Cal.— For the second
Moss, at the
Carnarvon (Wales) e n c lo se d . A b o t t le , 60c. a n d $1.00; $6.00 a n d
It is fully believed that a definite
county court, to a butcher who was $10.00 th e d o z e n . L o c a l a g e n t s w a n t e d . time Mary Von was released Sunday agreement will be reached between the
giving evidence In quiet tones. ‘‘If S p o h n M e d ic a l C o ., G o s h e n , In d ., U . S . A .
from San Quentin prison, and this rebel forces and General Huerta. The
you were going to kill an obstreper- ,
time
she will not return. Twenty-five negotiations will be conducted through
The Calf to Relie.
ous bull you would not whisper like
! the American embassy.
I never raise a calf from a cow that o f the 72 years, which death ended,
thla." added his honor.
General Felipe Angeles, who refused
will not give at least 20 quarts of milk were spent within the prison walls,
to support the new .government, was
a day. and sbe must be bred to a pure and she called the place her home.
“ Thou Madeat Me for Thyself.”
She was paroled in 1911, and went to placed under arrest.
O thou God Omnipotent, who so bred bull. The percentage of poor belt
live in Los Angeles. She returned to
ers
when
they
come
to
freeben
with
carest for every one of us, as If thou
prison May 24, 1912, ill, and said:
Women Judges Favored.
earedst for him alone; and so for all, this method Is very small. The cus
“ I ’ve come home to stay until the
Chicago— E ligibility o f women to
as If all were but one! To thee will tom of feeding mill feeds Is not on
end.”
the bench and simplification and mod
I Intrust whatsoever I have received the Increase now, but It had grown
Mary Von was committed for life
from thee. Bo shall I lose nothing. heretofore to a very great extent
ernization o f law and court procedure
from
San
Francisco
for
murder.
Thou madest me for thyself, and my Many farmers grow as much clover
were advocated by ex-Municipal Judge
heart is restless until It repose lo as possible, also peas with oats. Tho
Cleland in addressing the Women’s
“
Auto
Bandit”
Confesses.
silo
has
made
Its
appearance
on
most
thee. Amen.— St. Augustine.
Association o f Commerce. “ What we
of the dairy farms This helps much
Chicago— Robert Webb, a highway need to promote justice is less refine
where properly managed, says a writer man and leader o f the “ automobile ment and more common sense in inter
No Hurry for That Vehicle.
A short-sighted old lady in a hurry In an exchange Good com silage fed bandits,” Chicago’s most dangerous preting the law, ” said the speaker,
to mount a tram car held up her um In connection with clover hay or oatn criminal, according to the police, con i " W e need judges who are learned in
brella and shouted to the driver of a and pea hay and one feed of timothy fessed that he shot and killed Police more than the law.
I believe that
passing vehicle, ‘‘Stop!
Stop!" to and redtop mixed a day with a small man Peter Hart several weeks ago.
conditions would be greatly improved
which the driver replied. ‘‘Don’t be In grain ration should make a good flow
The confession was made under a by the election o f women as judges
a hurry, mum; It ain’t your turn yet.’’ of milk If you have good cows. With promise o f clemency by State’s A t o f our courts.”
It was a hearse.
out a good dairy one cannot make torney Hoyne, who said he promised
milk, regardless of »he feed used.
the robber not to ask the death pen
New Nickel Out In Week.
alty for him because Webb was driv
Hair.
Writing Pad.
Washington, D. C.— Coinage o f the
en to his criminal course largely be
▲ French scientist makes the an
A compact traveling case Is a book
cause he was the victim o f “ loan new nickel has been ordered by Secre
nouncement that baldness Is a sign of
shaped writing pad, which folds ovei
tary MacVeagh, despite objections o f
sharks.”
Intellectual greatness. Let us not be
flatly, and when open reveals compart
certain slot machine interests. It will
hasty In accepting his theory. He may
menta for all the correspondence neo
be placed in circulation in a week.
Exact Model is Planned.
have a grudge against some fiddler.
essltles. as well as a calendar and nar
The protests against the new coin
San
Francisco—
An
exact
model
o
f
row slides holding memorandum sllpa
dwindled to one manufacturer, who
When a Public Official Goes Wrong One of these Qta-nlcely Into a hand Independence Hall, built o f the orig contended it would interfere with the
inal
timbers,
beams
and
joists,
will
"When a public servant gets caught bag.
_________________
efficacy o f his machine for the detec
occupy a site at the Panama-Pacific
doing something he ought not to, he
tion o f counterfeit nickels.
Treasury
exposition in this city in 1915. Mayor
"Method in Madness. ”
always seems to derive a lot of sat
officials overruled this objection and
"Why do you always insist on talk Blankenberg o f Philadelphia has writ
lefactlon from pretending that hit
the new 6-cent piece, with an Indian
motivea are misunderstood,” says at ing about the weather to your bap ten to President C. C. Moore o f the
head on the face and a buffalo on the
Ohio paper. That isn't what he saya her?” "You wouldn’t have me talk exposition company, informing him
reverse, was adopted officially.
He says: "I have no desire to try mj about anything so exciting as poli that A lfred W olf, who gained posses
sion
o
f
the
material
when
it
was
re
tics
to
a
man
who
la
handling
a
rasor,
ease la the newspapers.’’
Taft Refers Liquor Rill.
would you?”
moved at the time the building was
v-onege secret.
Washington, D. C.— President T a ft
restored in 1907, has agreed to rebuild
Bacon— What did your boy learn at
has referred the Webb bill regulating
the structure.
college?
Egbert—Says he can't tell
the shipment o f liquor into dry states
me.
Bacon— Why not?
Egbert—
Ö B itC. «ih Pynip. T m ’. n Good.
to Attorney General Wickersham and
Many
Japanese
Coming.
in time. Sold by Drags ih *.
Bays It’s a secret. Bacon—Nonsense!
Secretary MacVeagh.
The fact that
San Francisco— The Asiatic Exclu
Egbert— No. Tou know, he learned
the bill was sent to Mr. Wickersham
sion league adopted a report on the in
the football signals.
was taken to indicate that the presi
flux o f Japanese into the United States
in the last six months o f the year dent wanted an opinion on its consti
tutionality. He has told visitors re
1912.
The report will be sent, to
cently that he expected to give the
every member o f the state legislature
bill much consideration before passing
and every member o f congress.
A c
final judgment upon it.
The North Pacific College was estab cording to the report the arrivals in
lished in 1898.
It has departments of this period were 5616, and the depar
Long Walk Testa Shoes.
Dentistry and Pharmacy.
No school in tures 542. The report covered many
America has better facilities for the train phases o f proposed alien land and
St. Louis—Sergeant John M. Walsh,
ing o f young men and women for success Japanese excluaion legialation.
United States army, has arrived at
ful professional careers. The annual ses
Jefferson Barracks on foot, after a
sion begins October First. An illustrated
Mexican Warship Ordered Home. 7000-mlle tramp across the continent
catalog of information will be forwarded
Valparaiso, Chile — The Mexican and back, under orders, to teat army
upon application to
warship Moralea, which arrived here shoes. The sergeant left New York
several days ago, sailed Sunday at full April 10, 1912, and la returning from
Walah is wearing the
•peed for the west coast o f Mexico on California.
orders from the Mexican minister o f fourth pair o f shoes he is officially
E a t Sink aad Orc|M StA. Partía* Ore
marine.
testing.
—
Can s e t you fancy prices for W ild Ducks
and other sam e in season. W rite us for
cash o ffer on all kinds o f poultry, pork. etc.
RAISES the DOUGH CUTTING
MADERO GIVES
WAY TO HUERTA
' B etter
th an
o th er p o w d e r*—
f p r o d u c in g lig h t , d a in t y , w h o lo -
' so m e c a k e * a n d p a s trie s —
President and Cabinet Arrested
By General Blanquet.
AGENTS WANTED
Machinery
BANDMEN: X js SS*
Domestic E c o n o m i s t .
An excellent Manchester lady fre
quently Invites her friends to tea, but
she does not furnish her table lavish
ly. When her guests have eaten all
the bread and butter and cookies, and
realize that the meal Is over, she looks
brightly at the empty dishes. "W ell,
now,” she says. In triumphant tonea,
"haven't I Judged your appetltea ex
actly?"— Manchester Guardian.
75 YEARS
O F PUBLIC AP P R O V A L
$450 PROFIT SS,*12
HUNTERS! TRAPPERS!
■ fr
®Ji
North Pacific College of Dentistry and Pharmacy
Registrar, North Pacific College
,
iTyfypi IfiruA.li ill
DOWN T H E
FLES H
Heroic Struggle* of a Fat Man Who
Thought the Scales Wera
Deceiving Him.
I have about come to the conclusion
that the good Lord Intended eome of
his creatures to be fat and soma thin,
regardless of medicines and so-called
Infallible cures, writes a western
man. For a long while I tried all the
alleged obesity cure* and none of
them did me any good. Then I deter
mined to starve myself and take lota
of exercise.
All my life I had been a lover of
good eating, and counted that day
lost on which I did not consume for
my dinner the better part of a sirloin
steak as thick as a darky’s foot, with
all the trimmings. For breakfast 1
usually destroyed a platter of cakes,
three eggs and no end of thln-sllced
bacon, besldee fruit* and two cups of
coffee.
This lifelong system I abandoned
for an entire month, cutting out all
the meat and about all the vegetables,
a piece of toast and glass of milk tak
ing the place of my morning meals
and a little rice being the chief Item
on the meager dinner bill of fare.
Lunch I omitted wholly. In addition
I walked at least six miles every day
and did all sorts of stunts In my room
with a gymnasium outfit Prior to
going to bed 1 perpetrated all sorts
of muscular contortions and rolled
on the floor till my body was bruised.
At the end of thirty days I felt fit
to run a three-mile foot-race or go In
the ring with the champion. About
this time It occurred to me that I
ought to get weighed and I made a
bee line for the scales. My grocer as
sured me that they were correct to
an ounce, but they showed I had
gained 14 pounds In the period of my
W O M E N
War* not aiada ta do Machine Wark. bat
there ie a machine made to do Women’s
Work, end it does it quicker and better
than it's ever been done before.
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o f the coupon below or poetnl mentioning
this paper.
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free Meadows
Washing Ma
chine catalog.
Nam a.
Addnai
Took Mother Literally.
Marian pointed to the glass or
FO R C O N S T IP A TIO N
cup when she wished a drink, utter
and all forms of
ing Inarticulate sounds intended to
D IG E S T IV E D ISO R D ER S
convey her desire.
She was old
enough to talk some, but she had
never been taught to ask for a drink.
Stevenson’s Criticism.
Mother said to her; "When you want
Robert Louis Stevenson once went
a drink, Marian, you say, ’Mamma, or
M o th e r* w i l l fin d M r*. W i n d o w * * S o o th in g
to hear Charles Hallo play the plane <yrup t ) » h ost re m e d y to u w 'o r t h e i* u b U d ia a papa, or Hazel, or Mildred, drink,’ ”
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at the Queen's hall. After the per
The next time Marian wished a drink
formunce Stevenson, In hla black
she pointed to the cup and said:
Buzzing
8ound*
Made
by
Inaacta;
•hlrt, walked In silence out Regent
"Mamma, papa, Hasel, Mildred, dlnk-
The
different
humming
or
buzzing
street to Oxford circus. He stopped
Jluk-lnky-lnk-lnkl”
at Oxford circus and, In a alow lound in insects Is caused by the vi
meditative volco, pronounced thlr bration of the wings, and the more
About Umbrellas.
excellent criticism on the English apld the vibrations the sharper the
Eyeglass wearers have long line*
musician he had heard: "The man lound. Scientists have estimated that complained that people are careless
ner of the elderly statesman at the he common house fly vibrates its with umbrellas. Many palra of glasses
piano was somewhat austere and vlngs about 335 times a second and have been knocked off and broken by
he honeybee 400 times, 'hough a persona who selfishly refuse to move
chilling." __________________
ired bee moves Its wings more slow an umbrella so aa to allow other peo
To Clean a Gas Range.
ly and makes a different sound from ple to easily pass. A few even per
The loose parts of a gas range fre x fresh one. The butterfly is content
sist In dangerously spinning an um
quently become so greasy and dirty to move more slowly and makes no
brella along a crowded street, endan
that they can scarcely be cleaned nolae.
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gering the glasses and sometimes eyes
Place these parts on the coals In the
of passing walkers.
Push Cart Fortune.
furnace when the fire Is law and il
The proprietor of the finest cafe In
will quickly burn them quite clean
8wat Indirect.
Los Angeles formerly sold "hot ta
without Injury.
Mandy—What foh yo ben gotn’ to
males” from a push cart, and al
de postofflee so reg'lar? Are yo’ cor
O N L Y O N E "B R O M O Q U IN IN E "
though he is now wealthy, he still
respondin’ w lf some other female?"
T h a t Is L A X A T I V E B R O M O Q U I N I N E . Look
preserves this old vehicle. In erect
fo r the eftfnature o f E . W . G R O V E . C u re s a Cold
Raatue— "Nope; but since ah been *-
ing
a
business
block
to
house
his
mod
In O n e D ay , C u re s G rip In T w o O s y a. 20c.
readln’ In de papers ’bout deae 'con
ern restaurant he built a cupola Just
science funds ah kind of thought ah
Peppercorn Rent.
large enough to contain the old tamale
Mr. Btaveley Hill, M. P., was at cart, and It may be plainly seen from might possibly git a lettah from dal
mlnlatah what married us.”—Life.
Bushbury paid a peppercorn as rent. the street.
The berry was placed In an envelope
lUICK RELIEF
abd handed to Mr. Btaveley Hill dur
ORE EYES
ing a visit he paid to the old village
school. In handing over the receipt,
Mora Caution Needed.
he remarked that he was probably
An exchange tells tho story of a lit
the only man In England who received
tle boy whose mother decided that he
such a payment In kind.—London Tel
was old enough to do without hor
egram.
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sitting by him when he was put to
Use for Cracker Cartons.
bed until he fell asleep. So when one
Tho pasteboard boxes that crackers night she kissed the flve-year-old and
come In are fine to keep doughnuts told him he was a big boy and brave
SURELY NOT, especially when it
or cookies In, as they will not dry up enough to go to sleep without hla
comes to a case of Poor Appetite,
I also use them to bake fruit cake In mamma and In the dark, too, he pon
Sick headache, Indigestion, Costive
as the oiled paper and stiff outside dered the situation a moment and then
ness, BiRiousness. Colds or Malarial
keep the cake from burning, which said: "W ell, wait a minute. I ’ve got
Disorders. It is then that
fruit cake is very apt to do.— Ex to say my prayers again c&refuller.”—
change. __________________
Suburban Life.
tllWi W I .MS.IltiCt.
"House Sisters.”
Through the ordinary course o
The House-Sisters Association o f
mortal failure and misfortune, in th<
career of nations no less than of men lerlln was established not long ago
the error of their Intellect and tin o ennoble domestic service and to
hardening of their hearts may be ac ’StabllBh better relations between the
mployers and the employea. The ae-
curately measured by their denial o
proves its merit. You really should
oclatlon has a "Mother House” near
spiritual power.— Buskin.
try a bottle without delay. It will
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he city, where girls are trained for
aid you wonderfully.
Economy Due to Science.
services, situations being found for
When sugar was made from beets hem when competent Those In
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
It took about twenty tons of beets harge o f the home keep In touch
to produce one ton of sugar; now It with the girls after they have gone
GET MOSTETTER’S
requires but six tonn, due to scientific rut Into the world to make their own
breeding of the beets.
*»7 .
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Pettits Eve Salve
“Can you
beat it?”
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH BITTERS
HOW MRS. BROWN
SUFFERED
D u rin g C h a n g e o f L ife — H o w
L y d ia E . P in k h a m ’s V e g e
Rrd Crou Ball Blur, «11 blur. beat. t!uln| value
in the whole world, make« the laundraaa einila.
Hie Unavailing Search.
“ Well, James Henry Williams, did
you enjoy yourself at the seasideT”
"Yes, teacher, yery much. I liked the
sea, but I couldn’t find the lnthemla.”
“The what, James Henry William?"
"The lnthemls, teacher; where It says
In the Bible, ‘The sea and all that In
them la.’ ’’__________________
“ DIDN’T HURT A BIT”
u w h a t they all say
of our
Painless
Methods of
Extracting
Teeth.
table C o m p o u n d M a d e
Some Good May Be Done.
I told something to a friend once
and he replied, "Oee do you want •
fellow to be perfect?” I said, "Yes,
Iola, Kansas.—“ During the Change but I never expect to see one, but
of L ife I was sick for two years. Be there’s lota of rottenness which can
fore I took your med be cut out of the efforts of all of us.”
icine I could n o t — Exchange.
bear tho weight of
B a c h e lo r’* S a v a g e C om m e n t.
my clothes and was
A wealthy gentleman, who owns ■
bloated very badly.
I doctored with three country seat, on one occasion nearly
doctors but they did lost hla mother-in-law, who fell Into a
me no good. They river which flows through hla estate.
said nature m u s t He announced the narrow escape to
have its way. My hla friends, expecting their congratu
sister advised me to lations. One of them—an old bachelor
take Lydia E. Pink- — wrote as follows; " I always told
ham’ a V e g e t a b l e you that river was too shallow.”
Compound and I purchased a bottle.
PILES CURED IN S TO 14 DAYS
Before it was gone the bloating left me Tour drucslat will rafund monay If PAZO OINT
tnd I was not no sore. I continued tak MENT faila to curs any caaa uf Itchin*. Blind.
ing it until I ha>l taken twelve bottles. Blaadln* or Protruding PUaa In S to M dara. 10c.
Now I am stronger than I have been for
Trouble for the Future.
years and can do all my work, even the
Flrmt M. D. (from bedside of wealthy
washing. Your medicine is worth it: bachelor)— He Is sleeping naturally—
weight in gold.
I cannot praise i
he will recover. Second M. D.— Tee,
enough. I f more women would taki the worst la over. First M. D.—No,
your medicine there would be mor. the worst la yet to come. Second M.
healthy women. You may use this let
D.— How la that?
FI rat M. D — We
ter for the good o f others.” — Mrs. D
have yet to break tba naws to hla
il. B r o w n , 809 N. Walnut S t , Iola,Kan
ralatlvaa.—Life.
Change o f L ife la one o f the mos'
Fay Big Price for Water.
critical periods o f a woman’s existence
W ater la sold by the ton • ' P er
Women everywhere should remembci
It la piped from
that there la no other remedy known tr nambuoo, Brasil.
§o successfully carry women throug) springs eight miles out from the city,
this trying fieriod as Lydia E. Pinkham’i and la furnished to ships at elghty-one
«anta a ton within the harbor.
Vegetable Compound.
H e r a W e ll W o m a n .
I f yoa waat special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Jl. dlrlne Ce. (confi-
dentisi) Lynn, Xaas. Yonr letter will
be opened, read aad answered by •
woman aad held la strict confidence-
Hen Holds World’s Record.
A Barred Plymouth Rock hen at tha
Kansas station bolds the first place
In the world’s record* la egg produc
tion. with >21 egga to her credit
ML W. A. Wifi. P mmmst mb M m
mm
Out-of-town peo
ple can have their
pint« and bridge-
work flniehed in on«
day 1/ necessary.
An absolute guar
antee. backed by 26
years in Portland.
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