YAQUIS CAPTURE
MEXICAN CITY
*
Inhabitants Resist Until Ammu
nition Is Exhausted.
Slaughter Follows Victory o f In
dians—Young Women Carried
Off Into Mountains.
El Paso, Tex.—Yaqui Indians, after
an attack lasting two days, have cap
tured the Sonora town o f San Marcial,
slaughtered many o f the inhabitants
and carried off several girls to the
mountains.
The inhabitants o f the town, the
special says, fought until their ammu
nition gave out, when the Indians,
who attacked in force o f several hun
dred, gained entrance.
Scenes of
terrific slaughter followed, only a few
escaping to carry the tale to the out
side world.
The Indians retreated to
the mountiatins, carrying the young
women with them.
San Marcial is in the center of the
Sonora c:al district, a little more than
50 miles southeast of Hermosillo, This
is the first time so far as known here
where Yaquis successfully assaulted so
large a town.
The Indians are said to be using
military tactics acquired during two
years of training in Maderos forces to
advantage, gathering force until they
have practically what might be termed
an army. All are armed with high-
power rifles secured during the gov
ernment service.
Official apprehension o f another re
bel attack on Juarez was aroused by
the operations o f the Yaquis in San
Marcial.
A recommendation from the State
department in Washington in Septem
ber that 1000 men be kept in Juarez to
avoid a repetition o f the casualties in
cidental to the Madero revolution has
not been complied with. The town
has a garrison of 500 men and a small
artillery force.
V
THREATEN LIFE OF WILSON
Second Letter Is Now in Hands of
Postal Authorities.
Newark, N. J.— President-elect W il
son’s life has been threatened by a
letter writer. The letter was mailed
in New York on December 12, receiv
ed by the governor's secretary at
Trenton the next day and turned over
to the postal authorities. It is now in
possession o f United States Assistant
District Attorney Lindabury, who dc
dines to discuss it.
The receipt o f the second threaten
ing letter became known at the ar
raignment o f Jacob and Warren Dunn
and Seeley Davenport, o f Wharton,
the three so-called mountaineers, who
were charged with having sent Gover
nor Wilson on'November 11 last a let
ter demanding JSOOO^under threat o f
death.
The hearing was not concluded, but
United States Commissioner Stockton
dismissed the case against Warren
Dunn and took under advisement a
motion to make a similar ruling in the
case o f Davenport.
Against Jacob Dunn, alleged author
o f the threatening letter, the govern
ment made out a strong case. Commis
sioner Stockton said.
He held Dunn,
pending the conclusion o f the hearing.
W AR MAKES MANY DESTITUTE
Mrs. Rockhill Describes Misery and
Relief Given By Red Cross.
MEXICO MUST
W & C Û Æ IP SS
MAINTAIN
ORDER
__________
Vv
Emphatic Note Being Prepared
for Dilatory Madero.
/
Washington, D. C.-—Henry Lane
Wilson, United States ambassador to
Mexico, who has been here in confer
ence with the State department offi
cials regarding conditions in Mexico,
has gone to New York, preparatory to
sailing for his post.
He is without
the expected note o f representation
this government is preparing to send
to the Mexican government demanding
protection for citizen* and their prop
erty.
This action is taken as a further
evidence o f the intention o f the ad
ministration to deal circumspectly
with this delicate situation. The com
munication is being prepared with the
greatest care in the State department,
and will be transmitted to the United
States ambassador early in January.
The deliberation with which the
officials are moving is expected to re
sult in the production of a brief that
is expected to be well-nigh unanswer
able except by a promise o f prompt
and adequate action on the part o f the
Mexican government to meet fairly
and fully the demands of the United
States in the matter o f the plain
American interests in Mexico.
Justification for this demand by the
United States is declared to be found
in the numerous reports from every
quarter that conditions in Mexico have
grown worse since the dispatch of
Secretary^ Knox’s note o f protest last
September, and that there has been a
marked increase in brigandage and in
the kidnaping o f citizens o f the Uni
ted States for ransom and in the levy
ing o f forced war loans by rebels on
American mines and plantations.
Pearson-Page Co., Portland
Second-Hand Machin
ery bought. »old and
_
exchanged: engines,
boilers, sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co.. 83 1st
St« Portland. Send for Stock List and pricea.
reaan’t Don* 80 Badly.
*1 might have married s million
aire," declared Everywoman. “ One of
my old schoolmates is now one.”
I "And several of your schoolmates are
working right in this town for $10 s
week," retorted Everyman, “ while one
! of them Is In Jail. I guess In marry-
| ing a chap getting $1,500 a year your
average Is fairly good.” And then
Everybaby set up a howl and they
had to stop quarreling to attend to
him.—Pittsburg Post.
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FEAST FOR JAPANESE DOLLS
Curious Manner In Which Children
Observe Month of February—An
swers to St Valentine's Day.
In that land of feasts and festivals
—Japan—the most popular one with
the children la the feast of dolls,
which takes place In the month of
February. It perhaps answers to our
St. Valentine festivities.
The fun lasts for three days, and If
little Miss Japan's father and mother
and grandfather and grandmother
have laid up In store for this occa
sion, dolls by the hundred are
brought forth to celebrate the feast,
and many of the dolls are years and
years old—hundreds of years, even,
for every doll that enters a Japanese
home Is treasured and kept for this
great day.
The best room In the house Is
chosen, here shelves covered with
rich silken hangings, gay In color, are
arranged, perhaps five or six shelves,
extending the length of one side of
the room.
The principal dolls are the emperor
and empress of Japan, or two dolls
dressed to represent these august per
sonages In their court attire. Every
thing centers about them; dolls to
represent maids of honor, courtiers,
and statesmen, each In appropriate
dress, are ranged next In order.
Everything which their Imperial
majesties can possibly need In the
way of household furniture Is repre
sented In miniature; silver cups,
bowls, and rice buckets, on lacquered
trays, are placed before the emperor
and empress, and each day the little
child for whom this festival Is. pre
pared fills the dishes with the differ
ent kinds of food used In a Japanese
household—rice, fruits,
nuts
and
cake, or sweet wine.
At the end of the feast the dolls
are packed away for another year,
exoept two or three, which are left
out for dally use.
Washington, D. C.—The condition
of dying men crowded around wells
endeavoring to obtain water is des
cribed by Mrs. Rockhill, wife o f the
American ambassador at Constanti
nople, in a letter to Miss Mabel T.
Boardman, o f the American Red Cross.
Mrs. Rockhill writes that in and
about one building in San Stefano
were lying 500 men in complete desti
tution as a sequence to the Balkan
war. She says it is impossible to es
timate the number o f the sick or dead,
but that many corpses are unburied. y
She reports that American efforts in
San Stefano have resulted in taking
care o f the dying and the dead who
hitherto lay in helpless,
hopeless
misery.
TOBACCO COMPANY WINNER
Through the co-operation o f several
TAFT ENROUTE TO ISTHMUS members o f the British Red Cross hos Verdict in Suit Brought by Jobbers
pital unit, the American committee
Is for Defendants.
had been able to start a field hopsital
President and Party to Inspect o f 50 beds in tents.
New York—The American {Tobacco
W ork in Canal Zone.
company won a verdict by decision of
Key West, Fla.— With the guns of GIBBET FOR PANIC MAKERS Judge Mayer in the United States
District court in the $300,000 damage
the United States battleships Dela
suit brought by E. Locker & Company,
ware and Arkansas roaring a welcome
President Taft and his party late Sat Wilson Promises Punishment Dire Brooklyn tobacco jobbers. The Met
ropolitan Tobacco company, co-defend
for Finacial Disturbers.
urday afternoon boarded the Arkansas
ant, received a similar verdict.
and set out for the Panama Canal
New York— President-elect Wilson
The plaintiffs sought treble damages
zone. It was shortly after 4 o ’clock held up a warning finger to any man
when the president, after making a who might deliberately 3tart a panic under the Sherman anti-trust law, al
short speech here, boarded one o f the in the United States in order to show leging they incurred losses through
launches o f the Arkansas, together that intended legislative policies were violation o f the law by the defendant
companies.
with Mrs. Taft and the remainder of wrong.
Judge Mayer told the jury that the
the presidential party, and was taken
In a speech at the banquet o f the
to the battleships.
A few minutes Southern society o f New York he de questions involved were o f law, not of
later both the Arkansas and the Dela clared he had heard sinister predic fact, hence it was for the court to de
ware, which will act as an escort, had tions o f what would follow if the cide the case. John E. Locker, o f the
plaintiff campany, said he would take
weighed anchor and were steaming out Democratic
party put into effect the case to the Supreme court o f the GOOD ELECTRIC SIGN PUZZLE
o f the harbor.
changes in economic policy.
United States if necessary.
The presidential party will spend
The president-elect first distin
Object Is to See How Many Squares
three days in the canal region.
Pres guished in his speech between “ nat
Can Be Found on the Big “ T,"
ident Taft plans to get back to Key ural” and “ unnatural” panics. He DEFENDS ISSUING PARDONS
One at Each Corner.
West on December 29, and two days said that in many cases panic had
later to be in Washington.
come naturally, because o f a mental Arkansas Governor Tells Why He
This electric sign Is studded with
Investigations of conditions in the disturbance o f people with reference
Freed 316 State Convicts.
thirty-three
bulbs.
How
many
canal zone to determine whether the to loans and money generally.
squares can you find on the big T.
Little
Rock,
Ark.—
Characterizing
time is opportune for establishing civil
“ But the machinery is in exist
government there is the announced ence, ” he said, “ by which the thing the Arkansas penitentiary under the
purpose o f the presdent’s visit. Mr. can be deliberately done.
Frankly, I lease system as a burning, seething
Taft has said that he expected to issue don’t think there is any man living hell, consuming human beings, who
the order establishing civil govern who dares use the machinery for that are being fed into it in a manner
ment immediately if he found condi purpose. If he does I promise him, which results in nothing but making
M
0 c
c
tions favorable.
not for myself, but for my fellow fortunes for contractors, Governor
The president for six hours rode countrymen, a gibbet as high as Ha- Donaghey, issued a statement in de
fense o f his action recently in issuing
ft Q O © € .
through the fruit-bearing country o f man’s .”
pardons to 316 state convicts.
Florida and part o f the everglades.
According to a newspaper compila
His train then passed out over the
Lissner Added to List.
tion, based on the state records, 43 o f
open sea railroad extension.
A spe
Washington, D. C.— Senator Dixon, those pardoned by Governor Donaghey
cial observation car had been attached
to the train in Miami and the Presi chairman of the Progressive national were convicted o f murder or man
dent spent much time in it.
cosmmittee, said that the committee slaughter, 111 o f grand larceny, four
A short talk was made by President o f seven which is to visit Europe to assault, five robbery, 19 forgery, 32
Taft in Miami, in addition to the one study governmental questions in be burglary,* 26 assault to kill and 76 of
here. In both addresses he said he half o f the Progressive party, would crimes ranging from hog stealing to
thought it incumbent upon him to es be named when the executive commit bigamy.
tablish civil government in the Pana tee meets in New York Thursday.
Electric 8lgn Puzzle.
ma Canal region and not leave the He said that only three men had been
Barbers’ Mortality High.
task to President-elect Wilson.
decided upon.
Two o f these, Medili
Sacramento — Fewer bankers and
McComick, o f Chicago, and Dr. Wal more barbers die o f tuberculosis than four bulbs, one at each corner, con
atltutlng a square T
ter Weyl, o f New York, were an
“ Human Bomb” Gets Writ.
The second diagram shows how
nounced in Chicago, and Meyer Liss- any other workers classified by the
Los Angeles — Attorneys for Carl
state board o f health, according to
ner, o f California, may be added.
Riedelbach, the “ human bomb,” who
a report just made public. Bankers,
captured the Central police station
brokers, business men and those in gen
Morgan
Goes
to
Testify.
some weeks ago, obtained a writ of
eral whose work is mental rather than
Washington, D. C.—J. Pierpont physical and whose surroundings at
habeas corpus directing the county au
thorities to appear in court Monday Morgan has arrived to testify before work and at home are almost ideally
and show cause why the prisoner the house committee on banking and sanitary, show the highest resistance.
should not be released. Riedelbach’s currency investigating the so-called Barbers and hairdressers show the
A party o f nearly a astonishing death rate from tuber
attorneys argued before Judge Willis, money trust.
o f the Superior court, that their client score accompanied Mr. Morgan in a culosis of a fraction more than one in
had committed no crime, according to special train that brought him from every four.
the state’s statutes. He merely ap New York, including his daughter,
peared at the central station carrying Miss Anne Morgan; his partners in
Will Carjeton Is Dead.
the firm o f J. P. Morgan & C o.; Thos.
an infernal machine.
New York—Will Carleton, the poet,
W. Lamont and H. P. Davidson;
Joseph H. Choate, John C. Spooner newspaperman and lecturer, died at
Puts Eggs in Her Hose.
and Richard S. Lindabury, o f counsel his home in Brooklyn Thursday from
Richmond, Cal.— Mrs. D. Kavinet,
pneumonia. "O ver the Hills to the
for Mr. Morgan, and J. P. Jr.
a shoplifter, was caught with enough
Poorhouse, ” was the best known o f
eggs in her stockings to make a family
his earlier works. Mr. Carleton moved
Message
Is
Discussed.
omelet. Eggs have disappeared every
to Brooklyn in 1884, and for several
Washington, D. C.— President Taft years had been editor o f an illustrated
time she visited a market, conducted
Solution of Puzzle.
by T. D. Morgan. He marked some of and his cabinet discussed the presi magazine. From 1873 to 1896 he wrote
dent’
s
forthcoming
message
to
con
the eggs and waited.
They faded
many poems o f farm and city life and
from sight on her next visit to the gress at the regular Tuesday meeting. traveled extensively as a lecturer. He fifty-one different squares can be
It
probably
will
be
the
last
session
of
married Miss Adora N. Niles in 1881. found on the electric light sign.
market and Morgan called a policeman.
A woman at the jail made a search the year, because the president leaves For a time he was editor o f the De
For Emergencies.
and reported nothing doing in the egg Thursday for Panama and will not be troit Tribune. He was 67 years old.
In some of the college settlements
line. Morgan averred that Mrs. Kavi in Washington again until December
there are penny savings banks for
net had the eggs.
More searching 31. The forthcoming message will be
Wealthy Galicians Fleeing.
children.
brought them to view in her stocking. devoted largely to a review o f the ac
Paris—Austria-Hungary
is
spending
complishments o f the government de
One Saturday a small boy arrived
$800,000 a day to defray the expendi
partments in the past year.
with an Important air and withdrew 2
Aid for Park Asked.
tures o f the mobilization o f her army,
cents from his account. Monday morn
according to an estimate made by a ing he promptly returned the money
Washington, D. C.— Senator Cham
Ranchmen
Rout
Raiders.
correspondent o f the Temps, just re
berlain has been urged by the Mazama
"So you didn’t spend your 2 cents,”
El Paso, Tex.— Fifteen ranchmen turned from Galicia, Austria.
The
society, o f Portland, to aid in obtain
observed the worker In charge.
ing an appropriation o f $250,000 from defended the Dumbre ranch, an Amer whole o f the commercial and indus
“Oh. no,” he replied, "but a fellow
this congress for widening the road ican property in Chihuahua state, for trial life o f the country has been dis Just likes to have a little cash on hand
nearly
two
days
against
150
bandits,
organized,
he
adds.
In
Galicia
neith
into the Mount Rainier National park,
over Sunday."—Harper's Magazine.
in the State o f Washington, from the who later were dispersed by Federal er money nor food is to be had and the
troops,
according
to
reports
received
wealthier part o f the population has
south construction o f the branch road
How Many Worda Do You Use?
to the Indian Henry hunting grounds, here. Troops sent from Parral, near fled from the country.
Shakespeare had a rocabularly of
the construction o f horse trails in the by, through appeal from the American
about 15,000 words; Milton had one of
Big Drydock Asked For.
park and the survey for a highway into consul, J. I. Long, routed the bandits,
about 8,000 worda. The average learn
killing 32.
the park along Carbon river.
Washington, D. C.— A $1,000,000 ed man has a vocabulary considerably
drydock in San Francisco bay will be j smaller than Milton's; the overage
Garrison Has Typhoid.
Alfalfa Men Optimistic.
asked o f congress by Secretary o f the i man who la not learned can get along
Hanau, Germany—An epidemic o f
Wichita. Kan.—Alfalfa millers from Navy Meyer in a recommendation he ! with 2,000 or 4,000, and the man who
typhoid fever has brolTen out among Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Col will soon send to the house appropria doesn’t do much of any thinking eaa
the troops o f the garrison here. Two orado closed their semi-annual meet tions committee. The secretary defi get along with about 1,000 words
hundred and eleven soldiers are lying ing here with a prediction that $20,- nitely decided to ask congress for the
in hospitals suffering from the disease. 000,000 worth o f alfalfa products $1,000,000 dock at this session. The
Talkative.
The river Main is believed to be in would be the output o f their mills this appropriation will be included in the
T o o cou ld tell he had
If the sum
fected and if this is proved to be so, year.
Uniform grading rules were naval appropriation bill.
A Jag on
B y the w a y M e to n a v a
the health o f the entire population adopted, so that alfalfa millersJean be is granted work on the dock will be
W o u ld w a g M ,
begun within the year.
will be imperiled.
protected.
W hy cough?
Stop it!
Stop coughing! Coughing
rasps and tears. Stop it!
Coughing j . epares the throat
and lungs for more trouble.
Stop i t ! There is nothing so
bad for a cough as coughing.
Stop it I Ayer’s Cherry Pec
toral is a medicine for coughs
and colds, a regular doctor’s
medicine. Sold for seventy
years. Use it! Ask your doc
tor if this is not good advice.
For a New Umbrella.
Before using a new umbrella Inject
a small quantity of vaseline Into the
Deal direct with manufac
Vase
turer, W e pay the highest hinge portions of the frame.
pricea for Raw Furs. Write
line will not spread like oil and spoil
for free price list and shipping
the covering, and Is a sure preven
tags.
N. M. UNCAR CO.. FURRIERS tive against rust. Wet umbrellas
should be stood on their handles to
J C r - ? ' 191 St.mtl Street
P0RTIAÎID. ORE.
dry; this allows the water to run out
of them, instead of Into the part
where the silk and ribs meet, thus
pausing the metal to rust and the
Check sent by return mail for veal, pork, poultry, silk to rot.
Unless there la daily action of the bow
bide*. Highest prices guaranteed. Tags, price
els, poisonous products sre absorbed,
list free. Are you receiving honest weights, top
causing headache, biliousness, nausea,
prices and check by return mail? If n o t ahip us.
Uncle Pennywise Says:
F. H. SCH M ALZ A- CO.
Things political are moving so fast dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your
about correcting your constipation
Paid Up Capital $10.000
that some of the old wheelhorses are doctor
141-143 Front Street.
IDKTLANO. OREGON
hv taking laxative doses of Aver’ s Pills.
having hard work to keep from being
Hula by th* 1. C. A T E » CO., Powall. Maaa.
run o v e r ._______________ _
Mother» will And Mr«. W inslow*» SootMng
Pyrup t* o b e s t r i ' m o ilv to u.vj
lU e il c h l i d r e j
Concrete an Old Story,
d
u
r in g . l'.o t o o t h in g o- iim i.
of $100 or more by buying your
Borne was not built In a day, nor
Piano or Player Piano c.ireet
built as fast as Tammanytown, nor
Obliging Clerk.
from factory store.
An out-of-towu man walked Into a built In structural Bteel, but It turns
BUSH & LANE PIANO COMPANY Fort Scott store and asked if the out that moat of Rome's mighty
"boss" was In. A clerk who sat laz structures, temples, circuses, baths,
355 Washington St., Portland, Or.
ily gazing into space blinked several aqueducts, were built In concrete, not
times, mut ered his lips, and lapsed reinforced with Iron and steel, as wa
back Into his former stage. "I Shy, build now, but a good quality of sand,
Is the boss In?" Inquired the man in atone and cement nevertheless. On
not a very mild tone. “ No, he’s gone this powerful central core of cement
Also Land Plaster, Lime, Cement, Wall Plas
out.” returned tho clerk, without tak wae fitted an ornamental facing of
ter and Shingles. Write for pricc3.
ing his eyes off the space. "Will he finest marble.
NOTTINGHAM & CO.
bo back after dinner?" Inquired the
Low Altitude.
102 Front Street.
PORTLAND, OR.
man.
“ Nope," yawned the clerk,
“ Mr. Wombat, you ought to go In for
"that’s what he went out for.”—Kan
aviation. Many of our prominent peo
sas City Star.
ple are taking It up.” "I suppose I
Destiny of America.
ought. Have you got a machine that
A nation Is not a conglomeration of will aklm along nicely about seven
HOLTON and BUESCHKIt
voters, to be represented by hungry feet from the ground?"—Judge.
band instruments. The most complete stock
politicians empowered to partition
of Musical Merchandise in the Northwest.
Write for Catalogues.
the spoils of office, but a people ani
Mr. Meekton’s Mean Idea.
SKIBKRL1NG-LUCAS MUSIC CO.
mated by a common Impulse and
“ Why did you Insist on having your
134 Second Street.
Portland, Oregon
seeking to work out a common des wife Join the Suffragette Club?” “ Be
tiny. The destiny of America is mu cause,” replied Mr. Meeklon grimly,
tual service; labor Is the corner atone “ I want to see that Suffragette Club
RAW F U R S
of our nationality, the labor of each get all the trouble that's coming to
ik * r
for all.—Ralph Waldo Emerson.
1L”
WANTED*
HUNTERS! TRAPPERS!
I© P ©I
í »
Can net you fancy prices for Wild Ducks
and • ‘.her game in season. W rite ua for
cash o ffe r on all kinds of poultry, pork. etc.
Machinery
/
Brigandage and Lawlessness Rouse
Ire o f American Government,
and Must Be Stopped.
P O U L T R Y A N D G AM E
SAVE MIDDLEMAN’S PROFIT
LIME FERTILIZER
BANDM EN: asS ?
I
H ighest M arket P rice Paid \
s * 1* H. LIFBES & CO.
J. P. Piagem ann, Mgr.
_
MANUFACTURING FURRIERS
298 Morrison Si.
Corbett Bid?.
1 R et First NatT Bask.
Portland.Ore.
I
Lucrative Find In South Africa.
South Africa’s possibilities as a pro
ducer of vegetable oils aro wide In
deed If the results of recent experi
ments under the auspices of the Mo
zambique authorities are translated
Into commercial realities. For In
stance, the fruit of the “ macua-
macua” was shown to yield no less
than 60 per cent of fine edible oil, and
of the “ pombula” 52 per cent.
His Best.
"He’s a bruto." "How so?” “ When
she promised to bo hts wife ho said
he would do everything In his power
to make her happy." “ Well?" “ He
spends all of hla time at the club!”
“ Well, If he Is really a brute that
ought to help some.”
R«1 Cirri» Ball Bluo will waab double oa many
cloth«'» as any other blue. Don’ t put your money
into any other.
What He Called It.
“ Are you troubled with Insomnia—
sleeplessness?” "I should say I am.
Some nights I don’t sleep three
hours.” “ That so? I’ve got It awfully
bad. I’ve been afflicted now about
two years. The doctor calls It neurls
Insomnia paralaxltls.” “ I’ve had It
about eighteen months, and we call It
caw of the Harvest.
The law of the harvest Is to reap Ethel.”—Ocean View Vldette.
more than you sow. Sow an set and
Sliding Scale.
you reap a habit; sow a habit and you
“ I’m a taxpayer," gibbered the citi
reap a habit; sow a habit and you zen, “and I demand consideration.”
reap a character; sow a character and “ Lemmo see your tax certificate,” re
you reap destiny.—George D. Board- sponded the city official calmly, "and
man.
then I’ll know Just how much consid
eration you are entitled to."—Kansas
Hat Its Advantage«.
City Journal______________
“ Nations are not fed, clothed and
London Largely Built on Marsh.
housed by legislation,” says a sapient
Abundant evidence us to the marsh}
contemporary. Certainly not. But It
sometimes pays well to be a member nature of the ground upon which (
of a legislature. Just the same.—Louis largo part of the city of London wai
originally built Is still to bo discover
ville Courier-Journal.
ed In such namos as Fenchurck
Rod Croea Ball Rlue, all blue, beet bluing value street. Flnburv and M o n r ilo ld s .
In the whole world, makes the laundreaa auule.
One of Hla Worst.
The Doctor—Did you hear about
that Methodist preacher’s daughter
down south who turned sleuth, hunt
ed up the pickpocket who had robbed
her of her purse, and finally landed
him In the penitentiary? Tho Profes
sor—Good for her! She was an M.
E. sis, with a vengeance.—Chicago
Tribune.
Pettits Eye Salve
Nautical.
Ancient marlnor (at the first foot
ball game)—Where's the tackle we
hear so much about? Smart Land
lubber—Don’t .you aeo the lines all
over the ground?—Judge.
Wise Precaution.
Shopper—I want to buy a necktie
suitable for my husband. Salesm an-
Sorry, madam, but we are not per
mitted to sell neckties to women who
are unaccompanied by men.—Puck.
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A COLD WAVE
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causes anxiety among those who are
sickly and run down, whose blood la
impoverished, and vitality low; but
don’t remain in that condition.
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH BITTERS
will build you up, strengthen th*
entire system and prevent Stomach
Ills, Colds and Grippe. Try a bottle
and be convinced.
Start today.
FOR WFAK
SORE EYES
Fame of the Ozarks.
Since the advent of the “ hound
dawg” aong everybody has hoard of
tho Ozarks. But the Ozarks have long
been contributing to letters.
The
greater part of the load pencils of the
world are made from tho rod cedar
of the Ozarks.—Boston Transcript.
Painless Dentistry
To Exterminate Vermin.
Mix and let stand for several hoors
1« o u t pride—our hobby —c o r study for years u d
one-half gallon of gnsollne and ten now
our sacoe**, end oar* is the b* tt peluJeae work
cents' worth of corroslvo sublimate. to be found anywhere, no matter how maoh TOW
Pnt tho mixture into a pint oil can. par* Compare our Price«, We flnl*h plate and
ortriM* wort f«t out*
with a long spout, and Bpray into ev
,t>f town natron* la
ery place whore there are bugs. Air
d»y If <le*lred.
i I pm extraction
the room thoroughly. After a few ap
when plates o*
J bridge work i* order-
plications
the
vermin
will
have
entire
ed. Con*uiUti*n free,
Indexing Extraordinary.
Indexers have been responsible for ly disappeared.
Molar Crown« I 5 . i
j 22k Bridge To«th4j
many errors, but possibly the strang
Resolutions Too Fragile.
Gold rilling«
t
est example of curious Indexing oc
Fname! Filling* 1.
“ Resolve to livo a hundred years,
curs In fi. law book. Turning over Its
¡Silver
Filling»
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index, a correspondent of the London and you will do It,” declared a St.
Good Rubber
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Louis
physician.
But
being
a
physi
Plato«
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Chronicle noted the entry: “ Best, Mr.
Boat Rad Rubber - _
Justice, His Great Mind,” and refer cian, ho ought to know that good res
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ence to the page brought this: "Mr. olutions are easily broken.
MLW.4. WIN, f,i»«t«r in ■ • a n Paint,,a fntr'tilHl .Ski
ai vital iiif'UMia m rwruwa
B U T m it h o o s
Justice Best said he had a great mind
A ll w o r k fu lly g u a r a n te e d f o r f if t e e n yearn,
Europe’s War Material.
to commit the witness for contempt
Europe withdraws from Industry 4,-
o im
of court.” _____________ ___
600,000 men to make soldiers of them.
Painless
Dentists
They are kept from one to three Filling Building, Third and WMMngt«» PfltTlAW , O H
Reasonable Stipulation.
CM m S m i * : t A. M. «• I » . « . S u A a k . , 1 .1
“ Shall we admit Wombat to our Sub years. What an appalling waste;
ltmated Order of the Kibosh? He al how doubly preposterous If efficiency
ready belongs to seven secret socle can be Insured with militia training;
ties.” “ I’m In favor of admitting hla — New York World.
OUT O f TOWN
If there’s enough of him left to work
PEOPLE
our ritual on.”—Kansas City Journal
Doing Good.
We are to relieve the distresses,
put the wanderer Into his way, and to
divide our bread with the hungry
which Is but the way of doing good tc
ourselves; for we are only several
members of one great body.—Seneca.
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I
W is e D e n t a l C .,
ran
in reoelveprompt
recel reprom treat-
Had to Know the Time.
“I understand," said the Judge, "that
you stole the watch of the doctor who
had Just written a prescription for
you at the free dispensary. What
have you to say to this charge?”
“ Well, your honor,” laid the prisoner,
“ It la true, but I found myself in a
hole. Hla prescription said a spoonful
tvery hour, and I had no watch.”
Andrew Lang’a Handicap.
The London Spectator says that
Andrew Lang always had poor health,
and moat of hla work was done when
be wee tired and sick. This being
the case. It Is easy to understand and
forgive hla frequent crankiness.
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C m
ta tia
l hy Drug*»«*.
FOR COUCHS AND COLDS
PUTNAM
smtsjst
S3
from
C r e s c e n t
B a k in g :
pÒWDER/
■ J 'A
C GEE W O
the rhlaeae doctor.
Try once more If yon have been doctortn* with
this on# and that one and have aot «»»<?«ined per
manent relief. I*et thin «Treat nature healer dla*-
noee your cane and prescribe come remedy whose
action I* quic k, *ure and wife. Hi* prescription«
•re compounded from Ron**. Herb*. Hud* and
Hark* that hare been fathered from every quar
ter o f the slobe The secret* o f the«e medicine*
are not known to the onUide world, but hare been
handed down from father to son In the physician*'
fam ilies in China.
CONSULTATION FREE.
I f you live out o f town and cannot call, writs for
symptom blank and circular. *nolo*ine 4 cents in
THE C. SEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
In the Cyclone Belt.
*T tell you what,” said Gotham, en
tertaining hla western coualo, "every
thing’s so high here It's almost Impos
sible to keep a house going.” “ Well,”
replied the Kansan, “ the winds are so
high out our way tt'e almost Impossi
ble to keep a house from going."—
Catholic Standard and Times.
162| rWt V.. Car. Morrison
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