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A millionaire rancher, of Pomona,
Cal., was painfully Injured, recently,
while attempting to ride a large red
Durham bull. He had made a wager
with another rancher that he could
remain on the bull’s back for two min
utes, faith In his ability to win the
wager being based upon his experi
ences in broncho riding. He lost the
bet' by Just 117 seconds, for three sec
onds after he mounted the animal's
back, he was seated In the center of
the corral nursing a badly wrenched
hip and shoulder.
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2,833 cubic feet and cattlo but 2,804.
Hence for poultry ventilation Is a mat.
cr of first Importance.
Novelties in the Church.
Barbara was comparing notes with
a little friend who went to a different
church. "Stained glass windows li
nothing," she declared triumphantly.
“ W e've got two priests and six aero
bats!”
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Very Solemn Thought.
T o each woman, Destiny allows
one clairvoyant flash regarding the
man she Is about to marry.— Minna
Thomas Antrim In Llpplncott's Mag
azine.
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Iron Industry In 8weden.
Iron has been smelted In Sweden fo»
more than 2,000 years, and some of
the acient furnaces still are in ex
istence. __________________
No Burglar Alarm Needed.
If there are children in the family,
mother awakens so easily that a bur
glar alarm Is something superfluous.—
Vtchlson Globe
Foundation Must Be Good.
W e can never breed a great peopl«
from squalid or filthy homes.—Ex
change.
WIFE’S HEALTH
RESTORED
Police Repulse Mob of Strikers
With Revolvers.
Hotelmen’s Association Still Firm—
All Kinds o f Substitutes Pressed
Into Emergency Service.
New York— Police o f the “ strong
arm” squad required revolvers to keep
back 300 strikers and sympathizers
who assumed a threatening attitude
after nine o f their number had been
arrested in
the
Savoy Hotel on
charges o f disorderly conduct Satur
day night.
Holding the strikers back with guns
which they tired only to threaten, the
police retreated to the automobile en
trances o f the Metropolitan club,
where they barricaded themselves be
hind the gates until reserves arrived.
Hundreds o f extra police reserves
were sent to the station bouses with
in the strike zone to be prepared for
any emergency.
A fte r the first clash with the
‘ ‘ strong arm” men, the strikers at
tempted to storm the Hotel Nether
lands. Three policemen armed with
revolvers stood in the doorway and
threatened to kill the first striker who
entered. The riot occurred in one o f
the most exclusive residential dis
tricts and within a stone’s throw of
the residence o f Cornelius Vanderbilt.
Traffic was interrupted in Fifth ave
nue half an hour.
With more than two-score o f the
leading hotels and restaurants affect
ed by the strike, the New York Hotel-
i men’s association refused to entertain
a proposal o f arbitration suggested by
Commissioner John J. Brestin, o f the
State board o f mediation.
More than 700 employes in 12 hotels
and restaurants joined the strike.
Manicure girls, college boys, and
recruits from boarding houses and
cheap restaurants were pressed into
service and the employers continued
firm.
A t the dinner hour 65 men marched
o q t o f Delmonico’ s after a hundred
guests had been served with the first
course. Union men at Breton Hall,
the Brevoort, the Kaiserhof, Colaiz-
zo’s, the Hotel Netherlands and the
Hotel Savoy also quit their posts while
dining-rooms were crowded.
Announcement was made by the
Hotelmen’s association that all de
mands of the waiters, including higher
wages, abolition o f fines, better food
and working conditions, have been
granted.
Edward Biochinger, secetary
of
the International Hotelworkers’ un
ion, said that the recognition o f the
union is paramount to all other de
mands. I f necessary, the strikers as
sert, every waiter and cook in New
York, about 12,000 in ail, w ill be
called out.
A V IA TO R M EETS DEATH.
North Yakima Sees Fatal Flight of
Philip O. Parmalee.
North Yakima, Wash. — W ith a
smile and a kiss thrown to his fiancee,
Miss C. E. Turpin, and a wave o f his
hand to the thousands who watched
him, Philip O. Parmalee, one o f the
W right aviators, took the air in the
teeth o f a gusty west wind here Sat
urday afternoon for his first flight.
, Three minutes later his broken and
lifeless body was dragged from be
neath the wreckage o f his biplane in
an apple orchard in the lower end of
Moxee valley, two miles from his
starting point.
As he rose from before the grand
stand at the fa ir grounds, Parmalee
swung to the west over the Yakima
river. He rose to a height o f about
100 feet and his speed, increased to al
most a mile a minute, although it was
noticed that his plane dipped and
rolled and seemed to be controlled
with difficulty.
The body o f the unfortunate aviator
was dragged from beneath the wreck
age o f the machine by farmers who
were working in the orchard, but his
skull was fractured and he must have
died instantly.
Skyscraper Founder Dies.
San Francisco — Daniel
Hudson
Burnham, the architect, died in H ei
delberg.
Mr. Burnham had gone to
Heidelberg for his health several
Husband Declared Lydia E, months ago. He was known as the
Pinkham’s V e g e t a b l e
“ father o f the skyscraper,” having
evolyed the method o f business con
Compound W ould Re
struction which eventuated in the
store Her Health,
modern office building.
He was su
And It Did.
pervising architect for the Chicago
W orld’s Fair exposition, and was
Ashland, Ky. — “ Four years n^o 1 called upon by many American cities
seemed to have everything the matter to formulate “ city beautiful” plans.
with me. I had fe He designed many famous buildings.
male and kidney trou
ble and was so bad off
Ship Has Opium Room.
I could hardly rest
San Francisco— Among other ap
day or night. I doc pointments for comfort o f passengers
tored with all the on the liner Siberia is an opium room,
best doctors in town in which Chinese smoke, so testified
and took many kinds Charles B. Kenney, lately third officer
o f medicine but noth o f the vessel, in a hearing before
ing did any good un Francis Krull, United States commis
til I tried your won sioner. “ The room is marked ‘ hos
derful remedy, Lydia pital,’ ” Kenney said, but so far as he
E. Pinkham’s Vege knew only opium smokers used i t
table Compound. My husband said it Captain A. B. Seeder, o f the Siberia,
would restore my health and it has.” — applied to have his fine o f )50 for hav
Mrs. M a y W y a t t , Ashland, Ky. *
ing contraband opium on board his
There are probably hundreds o f thou ship, reduced to a nominal tun}.
sands o f women in the United States
who have been benefitted by this famous
Painting Brings «8 0 .3 0 0 .
old remedy, which was produced from
Paris— A t the continuation o f the
roots and herbs over thirty years ago by
sale o f the works o f art o f Marquis
a woman to relieve woman's suffering.
Landolfo Carcano, the principal lota
R e a d W h a t A n o t h e r W o m a n says: disposed o f consisted o f portraits. A
Camden, N. J. —" I had female trou portrait by Rembrandt, supposed to
ble and a serious displacement and was be that o f his sister, brought 980,300,
tired and discouraged and unable to do my while a portrait “ Bell Nani,” by Ver
work. My doctors told me I never could onese, fetched 339,600.
A marble
be cured without an operation, but head o f John the Baptist after his ex
thanks to Lydia E.Pinkham'a Vegetable ecution, scupitured by Rodin, was sold
Compound I am cured o f that affliction for $838. The total realized in the
and have recommended it to more than two days’ sale is 9700,000.
one o f my friends with the best results. ”
Rubber Company Expands.
— Mrs. E l l a J ohnston , 324 Vine S t
New Brunswick, N. J.— The stock
I f yea want special advice w rite te
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (reafl- holders o f the United States Rubber
dential) Lynn, Mass. Year letter w ill company have increased the capital
be opened, r<*n<t and answered by a stock from $75,000,000 to $120,000,-
; 000.
and bcU Lt strict
REPO RT ON T IT A N IC W RECK.
Captain
o f Californian Might
Saved All On Board.
Have
Washington, D. C.— The Titanic
disaster o f April 15, in which 1517
souls went down amid icebergs off the
banks o f Newfoundland,
was the
theme o f speech, report and proposed
legislation in the senate.
Senator William Alden Smith, of
Michigan, submitted the report o f the
intestigation by the senate commerce
committee, a feature o f which was the
condemnation o f the captain o f the
steamer California for not going to
the aid o f the sinking vessel, deliv
ered a speech in which he personally
took much stronger ground in review
ing the disaster, and introduced meas
ures designed to safeguard life in
ocean traffic.
The senate passed a joint resolution
extending the thanks o f congress and
appropriating $1000 for a medal to
Captain Arthur H. Rostron, o f the
Carpathia, and also a vote o f thanks
to the Carpathia’s crew. The resolu
tion was introduced by Senator Smith.
It was adopted immediately.
The report itself, which wa9 pre
sented by Senator Smith, just before
he delivered his speech, names no par
ticular person as being responsible for
the wreck, but is largely a review o f
evidence, and contains many recom
mendations.
Attention is called to the fact that
on the day o f the disaster three dis
tinct warnings o f ice were sent to
Captain Smith. J. Bruce Ismay, man
aging director o f the White Star line,
is not held responsible for the ship’s
high speed.
in fact, he is barely
mentioned in the report.
T-he committee agreed upon these
principal conclusions:
The supposedly water-tight com
partments o f the Titanic were not
water-tight, because o f the non-water-
tight condition of the decks ¡where the
transverse bulkheads ended.
The Californian, controlled by the
same concern as the Titanic, was
nearer the Titanic than the 19 miles
reported by her captain, and her offi
cers and crew “ saw the distress sig
nals o f the Titanic and failed to re
spond in accordance with the dictates
o f humanity, international usage and
the requirements o f law .”
The committee concludes that the
Californian might have saved all the
lost passengers and crew o f the ship
that went down.
The mysterious lights on an un
known ship seen by the passengers on
the Titanic undoubtedly were on the
Californian, less than 19 miles away.
The full capacity o f the Titanic’s
lifeboats was not utilized, because
while only 706 passengers were saved,
the ship’s boats could have carried
1176.
No general alarm was sounded, no
whistle blown and no systematic
warning was given to the endangered
passengers, and it was 15 or 20 min
utes after the collision before Captain
Smith ordered the Titanic’s wireless
operator to send out a distress mes
sage.
The Titanic’s crew was only mea-
gerly acquainted with its positions
and duties in case o f accident, and
only one drill was held before the
maiden trip. Many o f the crew joined
the ship only a few hours before she
sailed and were in ignorance o f their
positions until the following Friday.
Before the Titanic departed on her
maiden voyage there were no sufficient
tests o f boilers, bulkheads, equipment
or signal devices.
Officers and crew were strangers to
each other and not fam iliar with the
ship’s implements or tools, and no drill
or station practice took place and no
helpful discipline prevailed.
The speed o f the Titanic was 24}
miles an hour at the time o f the ac
cident, although officers o f the ship
had been advised o f the presence o f
icebergs by the Baltic, Amerika and
Californian.
O f the 1324 passengers and 899
members o f the crew on board, there
was room in lifeboats for only 1176
persons, and because o f lack o f order
ly discipline the boats took off only
704 persons, 12 being rescued from
the water.
Officers o f the W hite Star line
"battled with the truth” after re ced
ing information from their Montreal
office on the Monday morning follow
ing the accident.
Insects are Gourmand*.
Vancouver, W ash.— “ Caterpillar*,
now on trees in many orchards in this
district, comprising Klickitat, Ska
mania, Clark and Cowlitz, eat twice
their own weight in leaves daily, ” said
A. A. Quarnberg, district fruit inspec
tor. “ This is comparable to a horse
eating a ton o f hay in 24 hours.” A r
senate o f lead, a pound and a half to
50 gallons o f water, makes a spray
that will kill the pest, Mr. Quarnberg
says. In many o f the old orchards in
this county the caterpillars are multi
plying in countless numbers.
No Battleships Provided
Washington, D. C.— The house
passed the naval appropriation bill
without providing for any new battle
ships. In the final hours o f considera
tion a radical amendment was added by
which the government contracts in the
future must be filled under the eight-
hour law. The proviso also applies to
all work that hereafter may be done
for the government. The bill carries
approximately $119,000,000.
The
principal fight raged around the pro
posal to provide for two battle
ships.
Doctors Examina Leper.
Port Townsend, Wash.— Ten leading
physicians o f Western Washington,
who were appointed by Governor Hay
to examine John R. Early. Spanish
war veteran, to determine whether he
has leprosy, removed pieces o f the
suspect’ s skin and drew quantities o f
hia blood to make the required tests.
The board decided Early waa a leper,
but will make a laboratory teat to con
firm its diagnosis.
Early has been
employed at the quarantine station.
Second Cavalry to Go 8outh.
Washington, D. C. — Another regi
ment, the Second cavalry, now return
ing from the Philippines, is to be sent
to Fort Biiss, Tex., though it is de
clared that no warlike significance at
taches to the order.
HOTEL WAITERS
GO ON STRIKE
W. L. D O U G L AS
SHOES
2.50 3.00 3.50 4.00 4.50 5.00
W . L . Douglas m ake» and »ells m ore
$3.00» $3.50 and $4.00 »hoes than
any other m anufacturer in the w orld
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New York’s Biggest Hostelrit s
Are Badly Crippled.
Six Hundred Leave Waldorf-Astoria
—Owners Refute to Recognize
Union But O ffer More Pay,
New York— More than 800 waiters,
together with cooks and other hotel
workers, went on strike at four large
hotels after 7 o ’clock Thursday night,
leaving thousands o f would-be diners
dinnerless or forcing them in many
instances to w ait on themselves.
More than 600 waiters struck at the
Waldorf, where 1500 patrons were
le ft hungry. Three other large hotels
were involved, the Breslin, Rector’s
and the Gotham, with several small
ones. Unlike tho day before, the pro
prietors o f these hotels were able, in
a degree, to keep things moving by
obtaining other help.
W ith those who had joined previous
strikes at the Belmont, the Knicker
bocker and Churchill’ s make a total o f
more than 1200 who have actively
participated in the fight for higher
wages and better working conditions.
Interest centered mainly in the
strike at tho Waldorf-Astoria. The
almost clean sweep o f this hotel,
which at any other time would have
caused a complete paralysis o f busi
ness, was negatived in large part by
the tactics o f the proprietor, George
C. Boldt, who forced the issue at a
time when his hotel was least busy,
and when he was best prepared to
meet it.
Even while tho W aldorf’s proprie
tor was talking to his men 116 w ait
ers who had been secreted in the hotel
for several days were slipping into
their working clothes and by the time
the last o f the old ones had gone they
were standing in {front o f the tables
ready for business.
Manned by a skeleton crew, the
W aldorf managed to serve most o f its
patrons, but not without delays and
confusion.
It was estimated that
1500 would-be diners were at the
tables when the strike was called.
The management promptly marched
into the main dining room with 160
strike-breakers. The kitchen, which
had suffered the loss o f nearly 100
cooks, was manned with a sufficient
number o f substitutes to supply cur
rent demands.
Extra forces o f detectives and po
lice were stationed about the hotel
and prevented
disturbances.
The
Gotham,
the Breslin and Rector’s
managements had no strikebreakers
ready.
M EAT HIGHEST SINCE WAR.
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FOR M EN, W O M E N A N D B O Y S
‘W .L .D o tig la s $ 3 .0 0 & $ 3 .5 0 shoes a r e w o r n b y m illio n s
o f m en ,becau se th e y a re th e best in th e w o r l d fo r th e p rice
W . L. D o u g la s $ 4 .0 0 , $ 4 .5 0 A: $ 5 .0 0 shoes e q u a l C u stom
H ctich W o r k cost lu g $ 0 .0 0 to $ 8 .0 0
W h y does W . L. Douglas m ake and te ll m ore $3.00, $3.50
and $4.00 shoes than any oth er manufacturer in the w orld ?
B E C A U S E : he stamps his name and price on the bottom and I
guarantees the value, which protects the w ea rer against high
prices and in ferior shoes o f other makes. B E C A U S E : they
Are the most econom ical and satisfactory; you can save m oney
by w earing W . L. Douglas shoes. B E C A U S E : they have no !
•qual fo r style, fit and wear. DON’T TAKE A SUBSTITUTE FOR W.LDOUGl
11 your dealer cannot supply W . L. Douglas shoes, write W . L . Douglas, Brockton, Mass., for catalog*
» seat everywhere delivery charges prepaid.
f u s t C o lo r E yelets Vssd.
Couldn’t Live on B4 a Weak.
San Francisco — T illie Colden and
Katherine Anderson, Finnish girls,
who spoke no English, leaped from a
cliff into the aea here because they de
spaired o f living on $4 a week. T illie
was drowned.
Katherine was saved
and told the story at a hospital where
•he was revived.
I f s the most de
lightful Breakfast
Driik you ever tasted
—and the most wholesome and
lm •’gorating. You cannot but
like its rich “ grainy“ flavor and
spicy aroma. Ask your grocer tor
Three G’s
Wind and Fog In San Francisco.
On some afternoons the velocity ot
Lack of Attention to This Product the wind In San Francisco rises with
(GOLDEN C RAIN GRANULES)
almost cleckllke regularity to about 22
Has Resulted In Increased Manu
—If he hasn't got it he u ill get it for
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miles
an
hour,
and
a
solid
wall
of
facture of Oleomargarine.
you. It's good for you 3 times a day.
| fog, averaging 1,500 feet In height,
And remember that there
comes through the Golden Gate, caus- j
Farmer* have been giving dairy but
is no substitute for 3 G ’s.
Ing a fall In temperature to about that
ter less and less attention in recent
j of the sea—namely, 55 degrees Fah-
years and as one result of this oleo rnn h filf ____________________
margarine. as a cheap substitute, has
W a te r In bluing is adulteration. Glass snd w a
come into use.
ter m ake liquid blue et-Kt’y. Buy Red C n x s Ball
New York’s Greatest Borough.
It has been observed during the blue, makes clothes w h iter than snow.
Manhattan, on« of the five boroughs
months of phenomenally high prices
comprising greater New York and ita
Noah's Struggle.
that the butter substitutes aro flour
It was only with the utmost difficul most lmport«nt borough, is approxi
ishing to an amazing extent They
mately fifteen inlies In length, from
are taking a place in the world'* com ty that Noah was able to control him
the Battery to the city lln«, and about
merce which ought to be held by self, as the two mosquitoes o f the ark
five miles at Its greatest width. Ita
waxed
red
and
corpulent
on
the
back
(cod, wholeaome farm butter. With
frontage on the water, together with
plenty of choice dairy butter, oleomar of his hand, gorging themselves to re
the shipping facilities of the entire
garine would be driven from the ta pletion. " I f It wasn't for tho grudge I
city, Is 444 miles, or equal to the dis
bles of American families generally. have against my posterity,” he rasped
tance between the city and Buffalo
When creamery product Is selling at through his clenched teeth, "I'd smash
in Lake Erie.
4 to 50 cents, the oleo comes quick vour infernal carcasses!"—Puck.
DAIRY BUTTER IS PROFITABLE
ly Into common use, becau e there Is
_nt enough dairy butter to meet the
demands. The substitutes get their
start and hold a largo and valuable
trade simply becauso the farmers are
neglecting the opportunity to furnish
a sufficient supply of fair to choice
dairy butter. Not all farmers are lo
cated near enough to creameries so
that they can deliver their milk once
a day without unreasonable travel.
Those who are not should keep but
ter dairies, large or small, according
to circumstances, and market their
product once a week.
This Is in the line of diversification
and It is a paying proposition.
It
should not be all dairy, not all poul
try, nor all hogs, nor all corn, but a
wise mixture so that the farmer al
ways has something for the 1 .gh mar
kets. A little pushing along the dairy
line Just now Is Justified both by pres
ent prices and future prospects.
When farmers can get 25 cents or
more for a fair quality of butter, as
at present, there la money in It for
them and they can afford to give
that branch of husbandry a great deal
more attention than they do.
Don’ t buy w a ter fo r bluingr. Liqu id blue is al«
Under Suspicion.
nv*8t all w ater.
Buy Red Cross Ball blue, the
“ I am afraid that man we sent to blue that’ B all blue.
congress Is losln’ his sympathy with
Virtu* In Compuleory Work.
the plain people." said the backwoods
Thank God every morning when
constituent. "What has
he been
doin'?’’ "Tuckin' his napkin under hlz you get up that you have something
chin an’ usin' a knife Instld o' plckli’-' to do that day which must be done,
whether you like It or not. Being
bis pie up with his hands.”
forced to work and forced to do your
best will breed In you temperance and
Caution.
“ 1 wish,” said the dashing bride self-control, diligence and strength of
“ that we could arrange to take oui will, cheerfulness and content, and a
wedding trip In an airship.” " I don't hundred virtues which the Idle never
know,” replied the cautious youth, knew.— Charles Kingsley.
"whether it would be well to take
chances on being obliged to take oui
Accident Bring* Total Bllndnaaa.
first falling out so seriously.”
t
A distressing accident occurred r *
eently in Marlton, N. J., when a yo-ing
M o th ers w ill And M rs. W in s lo w 's B o o th ia ,
man, who was holding a bottle ol
Syrup tho bi-st re m ed y to uau fo r th s ir chU drou
l u r i n g t v.e tee th in g p erio d .
blasting powder, lost the sight of bovY
eyes, and wag horribly mutilated bv
Happiness Transmitted.
an explosion which was caused by a
Happiness, at least. Is not solitary, ■park from a cigarette an unknown
it Joya to communicate; It loves oth passer-by was smoking.
ers, for It depends on them for its ex
istence . . . the very name and ap
Hopes 8he’a Choked.
pearance of a happy man breathes of
A Washington county paper want,
good nature, and help the rest of us to know what has become of the old
to live.—Stevenson.
fashioned woman who put caraway
Eseaplg an Infliction.
"Isn't that Miss Yawler singing
When Your Eyes Need Care
across the way?”
Yes. 1 wish she
belonged to the grand opera company.”
T r y M u rin e E y e R em ed y . No S m a rtin g — F e e ls
F in e — A c ts Q u ic k ly . T r y i t fo r R e a , W e a k ,
W a t e r y E y es a n d tir a n u la te d E y elid s. Him* “ You surely don’t think she can sing?"
tra te d B o o k in ea ch P a c k a g e .
M u rin e is “ Not at all, but grand opera com
compounded by our OcullRts-not a “ Paten t Med
icin e” — but used In successful Physicians’ Prac panies never come to this town.” — Bir
tice fo r many years. Now dedicated to the Pub
mingham Age-Herald.
lic and sold by Druggists a t 26 c nua 60c p er HoLMe.
Murine ICyo Salvo In A septic Tubes, 25o and 60c.
M urine Eye R em edy C o., C h ica g o
Lrcked Positiveness.
“ What sort of a man Is he?” asked
Very Good Fit.
a Kansas City man concerning a citi
Packers Blame Present Conditions to
Sometimes the blunder of a chile zen who Is regarded as a mollycoddle.
Corn Scarcity.
seema like the veriest wise man’s •‘I'll tell you the kind of a fellow he
Chicago— Meat has advanced to the wisdom. Such might be said of the
Is,” replied the other. "If he wants
highest prices known since the Civil little fellow In Hutchinson, according to make a statement real emphatic be
war.
Retail butchers are charging to The Gazette, who, desiring aom, says ‘swimmingly.’ ’*
of the boarding housekeeper's de
from 4 to 5 cents a pound more for
light, commonly called bash, said:
Light Raiment In Nassau.
prime cuts o f beef, veal and mutton “ Please pass the trash.”— Kansat
Mrs. Young, the hostess, who, by tin
than a week ago.
21ty Star.__________________
way, was sweetly gowned, by her very
An unusual feature o f the soaring
pleasant manner added very much to
Dictaphone
Not
New.
retail market is that, although Chi
the enjoyment of the occasion; and
The
dictaphone
which
as
been
used
cago is the meat producing center of
all present retired to pleasant dreams
the country, priceB here for meats av In obtaining evidence In recent yean
at 1:30 a. m.— Nassau (Bahamas)
erage from 1 to 2 cents higher than Is not altogether a new Invention. Th<
Tribune. _________________ _
butchers are charging in New York expression "W alls have ears” origin
ated a long time ago when building!
Yon Can Get Allen's foot-Csse fSC f.
City.
n H. O lm sted , Lu R o y, N. Y ., t o r s
The packers blame the almost pro were constructed having hidden tube! fre W e r it .a e m A p lie
le ot A lle n ’, Foot-Kase. I t t-urt-s
hibitive cost o f meat to the shortage In the wails, so that what persons Bw eattng. h ot s w o lle n , at-liIns feet. I t m ake,
o r t ig h t s h o e , easy. A c erta in eu ro for
o f cattle, due to the scarcity o f corn. were saying In one room could be n co ew
rn ,, ln x to w ln g n a il, and hutaion,. A fi drug-
A ll meats now cost from 3 to 6 heard In another.
,i, t . i aoff It.
fiu n 't accep t any a u b a tilu t.
cents more than they did at the same
Musle and Masculinity.
time last year. The follow ing com
Off With the Old.
Music as an art has little standing
parative table shows this difference in
The latest fashion In New York, wt
In Japan, according to a letter in the
retail prices:
current issue of the Traveler's Ga are told, Is for an engaged girl to
1912 per lb. 1911 per lb. zette. It Is left almost entirely to wear the portrait of her sweetheart on
Porterhouse steak. .32c
28c
women, who cultivate It to the extent her slipper. An Ingenious bootmaker,
Sirloin..................... 25c
20c
of
playing on a guttarllke Instrument we understand, has Invented a con
Prime rib roast ... ,25c
20c
called the samlsen. “ In the not Very trivance by which the portrait can be
Lamb chops.............34c
29c
remote past," says the writer, “ no frequently changed without injuring
Veal chops.............. 22c
19c
Veal cutlets.......... 25-28c
22c
gentleman <:ould reconcile the practise 'he shoe.— Punch.
of muslo with masculine dignity, and
Solved.
Vale Extension Ordered.
this state of affairs Is changing but
Little Sam’s father was asleep in
Ontario, Or. — Orders have been ■lowly." __________________
the library and was giving evidence of
issued here by Chief Engineer Carl
Easily Answered.
It In stentorian fashion. After listen
W ife— “ The doctor has advised me ing for a moment little Sam said In
Stradiey, o f the Oregon Short Line, to
the contractors on the Oregon & East to go aouth for a month's rest. The quiringly, “ Choo-choo?” Not quite sat
ern railroad to rush work on the first question now ia, where to go.” Hus isfied with hta own explanation, he
80 miles o f the extension o f that line band— "Go to another doctor."— Flleg- listened again. Then his face bright
out o f Vale. This w ill take the line snd* Blaetter.
ened. "C ow !” he said triumphantly
96 miles southwesterly from Ontario
W
h
ir
l
Silence
la
Power.
to Riverside, and w ill be practically
Wonders Within Oureelvee.
Bilance never shows Itself to
through the Malheur canyon, where
W e carry with us the wonder* w<
great advantage as when It Is made
all the heavy work on the line be
the reply to calumny and defamation, seek without us; there Is all Africa
tween Ontario and Burns is en
provided that we give no Juet occa. and her prodigies In us; we are that
countered. The work w ill be finished
bold and adventurous piece of nature,
sion for them.— Addison.
this summer.
which he that studies wisely learns in
a compendium what others labor at
Age Not the Objection.
Downy Chick Gets Credit.
It Is a mistake to suppose that the In a divided piece and endleaa volume
Woodland, Wash. — Carl Johnson, world wearies of old men because of —81r Thomas Browne.
who operates a poultry yard here, is their years. A congregation loves a
T r y IKnrlne Rye Hrmmly for Be*.
exhibiting a plate o f nine eggs, six o f gray-haired preacher as they love a W ’-i.k, W i.tcrjr R y e , » n il <lru nu tated Kjrelida,
which are full-sized and were laid by white-haired physician, if he gives lit> U m »r tln g —J u »t Kjre C om fort.
1-year-old pullets, two are about one- them brown or black or red-haired
Mental Arithmatle.
third size and were laid by chicks sermons.
It'a the bald-headed the
A boy Is sent to the grocer's for a
that came from the incubator on ology the congregations object to.—
pound of raisins, and on bis way boms
March 23, 1912, and the ninth egg is Burdette.
meets three other boys. How many
a tiny affair that was laid by a chick
times did the four boys go Into the
that had been out o f the incubator
only two weeks. Mr. Johnson stakes DAJSY FLY KILLER g S t f - T t e i S ; pound ? ___________ _______
ili««.
N**at. cl«»an.
his reputation for veracity on this
S.vera Criticism.
orna mentiti, contrn-
story. The chickens are White Leg
li*nt. <-h«4p. Laats
Dr. Hedge and Dr. Ilartol spent •
all ««asoli. Mail« o f
horns.
mutai, ran’t arili or summer together down east. One Run
Nack Broken, Man Lives.
Troutdale, Or.— Andrew Tolleson,
who fell from his wagon several
weeks ago and fractured a bone in his
neck, has so far recovered that he is
now able to be out, and w ill probably
fully recover. Dr. W. C. Beit found
a fracture o f the spinal vertebrae
about four inches below the base of
the skull.
Mr. Tolleson, who is 70
years o f age, has shown remarkable
vitality and saya he intends to get
well and live several years yeL
-not te a
-not coffee
tip over; will not. noli
o r Iiijiir*e anythlmr
(lii.triiriteeil effortlvo
Sol4 b f dealer« or
6 aent prep.iid to t SI.
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day Dr. Itartol preached to a congre
gatlon largely composed of fishermen
Dr. Hodge was curious to know the ef
feet upon them, and asked one old
salt what ha thought about the preach
Ing and the sermon. The reply was:
“ Well, his Idea waa absurd, and hil
language was preposterous."
Aroused Hie Congregation.
There Is a story that a preacher
pawned his watch and tho following
Hunday preached four hours because
b* bad no timepiece. At the conclu
sion of the sermon there waa a special
collection raised and sent to the pawn
broker.
seed In cookies. Without knowing
there is a widespread hope that sht
has choked.— Kansas City Star.
How They Love Uel
Funnier than all the comedies ta
New York are the Imported western
and middle western dramatic critics
before they have had an opportunity
to learn the subject of their essays.—
New York Telegraph.
Where Women Are Superior.
Men pride themselves on thelt
courage, but where both moral coup
age and physical bravery are con
cerned women give men a good atari
and a beating.— Exchange.
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Nobody Is anxloua for the undertaker,
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sexton. Give denomination of the
church, time of service and name of
pastor.— From a Letter to the Editor
of the New York Press.
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