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Ea»t. . Buy from no. We build th e e e up-to-date
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T eeth , Etc. UNC LE MYERS. Forty yean* in
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V“ m «I work that caa be produced, aL<o
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Finely equipped ma due shop a«d school
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BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL i
GARAGE.
a re th e sa fest an d m ost re lia b le c a th a itic a n d
F>«4 7*U mmJ MwmM. Portland Or
s y ste m clea n se r. T h e b est rem ed y fo r T orp id
L iv er, B ilio u sn ess a n d S ick H eadache.
A t D r u g g is ts ’ or b y M a ll, 2 5 C en ts
H o y t C u l u i c a i . C o .
I’ o s i l a - n d . ojutooiff
BOYNTON FURNACES
Moat economical and effective for house
and school heating.
J. C. BAYER FURNACE CO.
Front and Market Sts.
Portland, Or.
S E N D FOR CATALOGUE.
Q ueer Sacrifice.
T he story of a tragedy of charity
eom es from P aris. The o th er day a
septuagenarian widow nam ed B ertie
w as so distressed on hearing th e story
of a starving fam ily th a t she shot h e r
self and left them th e whole of hei
m oney—$250.
Searchlights Prove of Value.
T he high pow er electric search
lig h ts w ith w hich vessels a re equip
ped on th e G reat Lakes prove most
useful In th e early spring nights
when the w ater Is covered w ith a
p artially broken Ice field. By m eans
of th e light openings a re located,
th u s often saving m any hours.
One View of Morality.
In th e middle classes m orality con
sists In being the sam e as your neigh
bor until your neighbor is found out.
•—Morley R oberts In "T horp's W ay.”
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Y. M. C. A. ISSU E S PA M PH LET.
Day and Evening S chool O pen Soon
fo r W inter C o u rse.
The E ducational D ep artm en t o f the
Y. M. C. A. has issued a pam phlet
th is w eek, giv in g an o u tlin e of all the
d ifferen t lines of w ork conducted in
th is d ep artm en t. The su b jects tau g h t
are grouped under six schools, as fol
lows :
B usiness School—
Bookkeeping,
Shorthand.
College P re p a ra to ry —
All subjects o f th e H igh School
course.
B oys’ E lem entary—
G rades above the F ifth .
Technical and In d u strial T rad es—
C arpentry,
Plum bing,
Sheet Metal W ork,
B rick Laying,
A utom obile C onstruction, R ep air
and D riving.
Special Courses—
B uilding C aretak in g ,
H otel Cooking,
F o restry and L um bering,
Pharm acy,
T elegraphy.
L ectu re C ourses—
A pple C ulture,
P o u ltry H usbandry,
R eal E sta te Law,
N ational Political Issues.
T his catalo g may be obtained upon
application to Educational D irecto r of
the Y. M. C A.
All these courses are given both day
and evening. The Day School opens
S eptem ber 5th and the N ig h t School
open3 S eptem ber 25th.
W isdom ’« Real Object.
W isdom does not show Itself so
m uch In precept as In life—in a firm
ness of mind and m astery of appetite.
It teaches us to do, as well as Jto talk ;
and to m ake our actions and w ords
all of a color.—Seneca.
Utilize Every Moment,
Know th e tru e value of tim e;
snatch, seize, and enjoy every mo
m ent of it. No Idleness, no laziness,
no procrastin atio n :
N ever p u t off
till tom orrow w hat you can do today.
—E a rl of Chesterfield.
a Sh oe P olish es
F i n e s t in Q u a l t y . L a r g e s t in V a r i e t y .
They m eet every requirenu lit for « leaning and
polishing shoes of ail k in d s and colors.
F antastic T heorist.
“W hy do you think th a t extrem ely
rich people are likely to go to a place
of fiery to rm en t?” “Because,” replied
th e cynical person, “only they could
afford th e fuel necessary to keep II
going.” _________________
A Packing Hint.
W hen trav elin g It is a good plan to
line th e tru n k w ith a large sh eet or
piece of muslin. W hen all th e clothes
a re packed th e ends of th e sh eet are
folded across the top of the clothes
and pinned firmly w ith safety pins.
A Well-Known Name.
A professor of G reek who was noted
for self-appreciation, bought a dozen
collars and m arked th e first one w ith
I his full nam e and th e o thers simply
j "D itto.”—Everybody’s Magazine.
<311,T EIM JE th« on ly ladle* «In* dr.««Ing
Ibal positively contain« O lL blocks ami Polish* «
la d le s’ and children's boot« and shoe», s lim e *
w i t h o u t r a b b i n s , 25e. “French G loss,” 10c.
DA N D Y com bination for cleaning and polishing
all kin 1« o f russet nr tan «hoes, z."k\ “Star" stir. 10c.
Q I T ( K W H I T E m akes d irty c -n n v n . «hoe*
c l e a n H...1 w h i t e . In liquid form « o il cun he
• u i f k l y and e a s i l y applied. A «ponce In every
package, ro alw ays r e a d y for use. Two size«, 10
and 3.1 cent«.
If your dealer doe« n ot keep the kind you w ant,
»end us hi« address and the price In stumps for
a full size packace.
T hey Couldn’t Help It.
A crosseyed man in a stre e t car
tu rn ed around and bowed to a friend
com ing In, and alm ost every m an In
the car bowed to him.
INFLAM"
MATION
AND PAIN
DON’T BUY WATER.
W hen you buy bluing for youi
laundry work, get RED CROSS BALI.
BLUE. A pure solid ball of blue, not
a bottle of colored w ater.
U sed In thousands of homes for 20
veaiis.
Makes clothes pure w hite
Price, 10 cents. AT ALL GROCERS
Joan of Arc's Sword.
A sword In the Dijon museum ha«
lust been identified aa th at used by
Joan of Arc and presented to her by
Charles VII. of France. On one «Ida
of the hilt, says the London Mall, 1«
engraved a figure kneeling before a
cross, and th e Inscription: “C harles
VII.," while th e other aide bears the
nam e “Voucouleurs." The aword also
bears the arm s of FYance and of the
town of Orleans, and the d ate 1419.
Ever have a g* od, old-fashioned st* m
ach ache ? Of eour-e you have. A dose
or two of Hamlins Wizard Oil wilt chase
i<li the i obey pains out of your stomach
in no time.
Still In Funds.
Jo e R ank of A tchison tells this
story: “A colored man was charged
with stealing $9.70. H is lawyer, a fter
a long fight, succeeded In securing
his acquittal. A fter the acquittal the
law yer told the darkey th a t he ought
to have some pay for his hard work.
‘H ave you got any money a t all?’ In
quired th e lowyer. 'I’ve still got th at
$9.70,’ said the negro.—K ansas City
Journal.
I W i i : '. B 9 h v e í '8 S a iv H .
Btrange Coincidence.
P artlo k churches (near Glasgow,
Scotland), suffered from the failure
of the electrlo light th e o th er Sun
day night—Just a t th e height of a
thunderstorm , when it was m ost need-
sd. One m inister had Just read the
first tw o lines of the hymn, "As dark-
er, d a rk e r fall around, The shadow s
of the night—” when plump w ent out
the light and the church was In d a rk
ness fo r a qu arter of an hour.
Dr. P ierce’s P leasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate, stomach, liver and bow
els. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy
to tak e as candy.
Laid th e Foundation.
M arch 24, 1811, which saw John J a
cob A stor’s brigantine Tonquln enter
the Columbia river, w as a g reat date
m ark In A m erican history. Around
the fu r trad in g post which his men
established n ear the m outh of th at
stream , close to the present A storia,
w as built th e first A m erican se ttle
m ent seen on the Pacific.—L eslie’s.
Industry of Orchid Collecting.
In th e B razilian sta te of P ernam bu
co orchid collecting has developed Into
a large Industry w hich affords em
ploym ent to many foreigners as well
as natives. From th ere orchids are
eith er shipped direct to foreign ports
or a re sen t to coast firms which act
as agents for business houses all over
th e w orld._________________
Y ou Can G et A llen's F o o t-F a se FRFF.
W rite A llen H . OluiNied 1.« R oy, N . Y .,f o r a
tree «Hinple o f A llen'» F not-H a-e. It eure«
s w e a tin g , h o t s w o lle n , s e llin g feet. Il maker
new or t ig h t s h o e s ea sy . A c e r ta in eu ro for
to ru s. In g r o w in g n a ils a m i b u n io n s. A ll drug-
Rlal .1 s o li it. 25e. D on't a cc ep t a n y s u b s titu te
Function of Religion.
“R eligion within those souls which
It really Invades Is—one may say—a
value th a t Is unique and Infinite; a t
tributed not by Im agination, but by
consciousness, propprly so called, to
certain Idea«, to certain feelings, to
certain actions with a view to ends
which surpass hum anity.”—E. Don-
troux.
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Bridge Perfectly Adjusted.
In th e Forth bridge th ere Is a hor
izontal pull of 10,000 tons on the chief
spans, and a w eight of 100,000 torn
on th e ir bases. H alf a dozen Iron
clads m ight be hung upon them w ith
out causing any undue strain.
H ou sew ork Drudgery
• aousework is drudgery for the weak woman. She brush*
es, dusts and scrubs, or is on her feet all day attending to
the many details of the household, her back aching, her
temples throbbing, nerves quivering under the stress of
pain, possibly dizzy feelings. Sometimes rest in bed it
not refreshing, because the poor tired nerves do not per
mit of refreshing sleep. The real need of weak, nervous
women is satisfied by D r. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription.
It Makes Weak Women Strong
and Sick Women Well.
T h is ''P r e s c r i p t i o n ” re m o v e s th e c a n s »
o t w o m e n ’ s w e a k n e s s e s , h e a ls I n f la m *
n a t i o n a n d u lc e r a t io n , a n d c u r e s th o s e
w e a k n e s s e s s o p e c u l i a r to w o m e n . I t
t r a n u u l ll x e s th e n e r v e s , e n c o u r a t e s t h e
a p p e tit e a n d In d u c e s r e s t f u l s le e p .
D r. Pierce is perfectly willing to let every one know what
hi« “ Favorite Prescription” contain», a complete list of
ingredients on the bottle-wrapper. Do not let any unscrup
ulous druggist persuade you that his substitute of unknown
composition is " just as good” in order that he may make
a bigger profit. Just smile and shake your head 1
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets cures liver ills.
W. L. DOUGLAS
•2,50, *3.00,‘ 3.50 4 *4.00 SHOES
W O M E N wear W.L.Dougla« stylish, perfect
fitting, easy walking boots, because they give
long wear, same as W.L.Douglas Men’s shoes.
T H E S T A N D A R D O F Q U A L IT Y
FO R O V E R 30 Y E A R S
T he workmanship which has made W . L.
Douglas shoes famous the world over is
maintained in every pair.
If I could take you into my large factories
at Brockton, Mass., and show you how
carefully W .LDouglas shoes are made, you
would then understand why they are w a r
r a n t e d to hold their shape, fit better and
wear longer than any other make for the price
CAUTION
g e n u in e have W . Ia. D o u g in »
U nU I lU li n a m e a n ti p r ic e « ta m p e d o n b o tto m
If you can n ot obtain W. L* lH>ugl,is shoos in"
jo u r tow n, writ« for catalog* Shoe» sen t d irect O N K F A I R o f m y R O Y S ’ # ‘4 ,•'¿.A O or
from factory to wearer, all u b arges prepaid. YV.l*. 9 3 .0 0 S H O K S w ill p o s i t iv e l y o u t w e ar
D O U G L A S , 1 4 5 (»park b t., B r o c k Urn, M a a s. T W O 1’A i l t S o f o r d in a r y b o y s ’ s h o « e
G ILLESPIE SC H O O L O F EX PRESSIO N
534 M orrison SI., P ortlan d, O regon .
Tw o-year cournes for teachers, readers and public speakers. Graduates a fter com pleting
tw o years o f post-graduate work, granted professional diplom as. C ontinuous classes from 9 to
1 o'clock, five day« per w eek, individual lessons w ith either th« principal or the assistants,
afternoons and evenings.
EMMA W. GILLESPIE, Principal.
OLD SOLDIER WISHES TO HELP
SUFFERERS FROM KIDNEY, LIVER
AND BLADDER TROUBLES.
I am frequently troubled with kidney
and bladder trouble, especially in the
Spring and Fall. Being an old Veteran
of the Civil War, a little exposure oi
cold settles on-my kidneys, and then 1
am laid up with kidney or bladder
trouble. Your Swamp-Hoot was recom
mended to me a number of years ago,
and I took a number of bottles of it
and was more than pleased with the re
sults.
I consider Swamp-Root the
greatest and best kidney medicine on
the m arket and it never fails to give
quick results in kidney trouble, bladder
trouble and lame back.
Dr. K ilm er’s Swamp-Root has done
me so much good th a t I feel if any
words of mine will be the means of
relieving any poor sufferers, th at you
are a t liberty to use this letter us you
see fit.
Yours very truly,
OSOBQE W. ATOHLKT.
State of Iowa,
Des Moines, la.
Polk County, ss.
A. R. Hansen, a retail druggist of this
city being first duly sworn deposes and
says, th at he is well acquainted with
George W. Atchley who gave the above
testim onial; that said Atchley mado and
signed said testimonial in my presence
and th a t I have sold said Atchley a
part of the Swamp-Root referred to in
above testimonial. Affiant further says
that George W. Atchley is a well known
citizen of this city and an honorable
man, and that it was Mr. A tchley’s de
sire to give said testimonial.
A. R. HANSEN.
Subscribed to in my presence, and
sworn to before me, this 2.3rd of March,
1900.
E. .Tv FISK , N otary Public.
L « tt« r to
Dr. K llm o r A Co.
B lnirhuinton. N. ▼
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You
Srnil to Dr. Kilmer Sc Uo., Bingham
ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. I t Trill
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, tell
ing all about the kidneys and bladder.
When writing, he suro and mention this
paper. For sale at all drug stores.
Price fifty-cents ami one dollar.
T h e Costly M onroe D octrine.
I t would be in te re stin g if somebody
would calculae how much it has cost
U ncle Sam to perform his presum ed
obligations as g u aran to r of th e Mon
roe D octrine. In 1898 he fought a
w ar, “ fre e d ” Cuba, and acquired
various colonial liab ilities. T h at w ar
introduced him into the first circles of
world powers, and the effort to travel
in such society has k ept his household
expenses steadily advancing until now
they exceed a billion a year.
B efore
the Spanish w ar, a billion biennially
w as supposed to be scandalously high.
To m ention ju s t a few cases, the
Monroe theory nearly em broiled us
in a w ar w ith G reat B rita in ; it m ade
us the financial gu aran to rs of Santo
Dom ingo; and the sam e o f V enezuela;
it forced us to drive the d ictato r
7.e\ tya o u t o f N ic a ra g u a ; it has re
cently involved us in a general com pli
cation o f C entral A m erican affairs;
and finally, it brought about the mo
bilization of a g re a t A m erican arm y
on the borders of Mexico, as a w arn
ing to th a t country th a t it m ust be
good.— Success Magazine.
L ongest Flight M ade.
M ourmelon, France— M. H elles, a
young F rench a v iato r, broke the re Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’s
V /H IT T E M O R E B R O S . & C O .,
2 0 - 3 8 A lb a n y S t ., C n t n b r ld g o , M a s s .
cords fo r a single continuous long Vegetable Compound.
2 h e U id r s t a n d L a r g r x t M a n n f i n l u r e r t o j
flight, in com petition for the Michelin
Shoe Polishes in the IVorld.
cup. He recovered 1,200 kilom eters
Crenton, Io w a .—“ I w as tro u b led fo r
(746 m iles) in 15 hours. The previous a long tim e w ith inflam m ation, pains
L earn a Profession w here th e de record for th e M ichelin cup w as made
In m y s l u t , sick
mand is g re a te r than th e supply.
headaches and ner
by Ju le s V edrines la st y ear, when he
vousness. I had ta
OPIUM— TOBACCO Honorable, Dignified, Lucrative covered 800 kilo m eters in 7 hours 56
ken so m any medi
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W rit* for Literatur« and Information. It will over a m easured course and landed a t
stitu te in Oregon. W rite
Mothers »Hl And Mrs. Winslow*« Rooting«
d is c o u ra g e d a n d
for illustrated cirrular.
b* to YOUR advantage.
tue best reinrdr to use lot ibelr ciiUUraa
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KCEIEY INSTITUA. 71 L 117H N.
th o u g h t I w o u ld Syrup
Invalids and oth«rs needing skilled trea tm en t
lu r in g th e t e e t h f n e period
w rite for particulars.
sum o f $4,000 and a bronze copy of an
n ever g et well. A
frien d to ld me of
409 Commonwealth Bldg., Portland, Or. o b ject o f a r t costing $2,000.
Meuicines for Plants.
L ydia E . P in k h am ’s
“T he general public a re not the
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Th* Beautiful Woman of Today.
pound a n d i t re only users o t paten t m edicines,” said
It is a satisfying reflection th a t th«
New Y ork—C aptain W illiam Van
sto red m e to health. a florist as he opened a box of sm all
I fame of the noted beauties of the day
Schaick, 72 y ears old, com m ander of
I h a r e n o mdre m etallic pills.
“L ately we have
th e excursion steam er G eneral Slocum
VARICOSE VEINS, HERNIA, BLOOD POISON
In , m y n erv es a re stro n g e r and I can adopted the French custom of feed ! will go down to posterity not as th e a r
H o severs operations, many cao*n perm anently cured In one
when i t burned in Hell G ate Ju n e 15 3o m y ow n w ork. L ydia E. P in k h a m 's ing our planta w hatever elem ent they tificially bedecked and painted hero-
treatm ent M ost tim e saving, m ost natural, m ost aafe. A
1904, w ith a loss o f a thousand lives, V egetable C om pound cu red me a fte r happen to need In this shape. The I Ines of old, but conspicuous and cele-
radic al and perm anent cure. I g ir a my word and w ill c ite
Y"U to other medical authorities th at th is i s a fact. I am cer
mostly
women and children, w as pa ev ery th in g else h ad failed, a n d I rec | pills a re burled In th e soil and a re I brated by reason of th e ir splendid
ta in ly prepared to cure by exp erien ce and equipm ent, w hich
roled by th e U nited S ta te s govern om m end i t to o th e r suffering w om en.” slowly absorbed, and the resulting 1 m anifestation of health, of youth, of
are th e keystone« to «acres«. I have th e b est equipped
—M rs . W x . S e a l s , 605 W. H o w ard St.,
m edical office on th e Coast. I w ill g iv e |$ 0 Q to any charity as
| co m elin ess—la d le s ' Field.
m ent. He retu rn ed to his home im C
grow th la rem arkable.”
reston, Iow a.
guarantee th at ev ery statem ent in tb isa n n o u n reio en tis true.
m
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from
Sing
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prison.
He
I in vite you to com e to my oflit e. J w ill explain to you my
Pooi-Mumorist nurc.
T housands o f u n solicited an d genu
treatm ent for V aricose Veins. Hernia. N ervou s la b ilit y .
was sentenced to 10 y e a rs ’ im prison
Ba Honeat.
O ne of those wedding hum orists,
Blood Poison. P ile«, F istu la, Bladder. K idney, Pm otatic arid
ine te stim o n ia ls like th e above prove
m ent and had served 2} y ears when the efficiency o f L y d ia E. P in k h a m 's
nil Men « A ilm ent« and g iv e you F R E E a physical exam ina
H onesty is also ono of th* fund* who was going to light a cracker uiv
tion; if necessary a mirreeropi« al and rhom wal an alysis o f
paroled.
V egetable C om pound, w hich Is mado m ental principles it never pays tc der th e carriage of th e bridal pair,
«erretions, tod eterm in e pathological and bacteriological con
exclusively fro m ro o ts a n d herbs.
d.tion«. E very mar should take advantage o f th is oppor
break. If to be a good fellow means had his hand blown off by th e same.
tu n ity to learn th*-ir true condition. A p e r m a n e n t C u r• is
Wav« Take* and Give*.
W om en w ho suffer fro m those dis you a re to aneak, o r eteal, or 11a, thea If It m ust happen to someone—aa II
wAuf voh t i n t A p e r m a n e n t C u r t is w e a l 1 f i r s .
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WHITTEN 6UAMWTEI— My w ritten guarantee mean« a c u r so r
New Y ork—The follow ing b rie f en
you dig a pit Into which one donkey apparently m ust—then, m ore Justly,
we / iy. I vuarantee to cure certain a- m eats or refund every
try in th e log o f th e »team er Indra, these facts o r d o u b t th e ab ility of Lydi* certainly will fall, and hla nam e will to the hum orist Mm««'»
dollar you nave paid. My service« co st you n othing u n less I
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C razed C row d S tum bles and Blocks
The ex trao rd in ary success attained
D oorway—Many T ram ple on
a t Prof. M unyon’s laboratories, 53d
B edles of Fallen.
and Jefferson S ts., Philadelphia, by
th e p ractice of th e “ new h e a lth ” the
ories of Prof. Jam es M. Munyon in
Canonsburg, P a .—T w enty-six per th e tre a tm e n t of disease has become a
sons w ere suffocated o r tram pled to m a tte r of w ide com m ent. T hat Mun
death, 25 w ere seriously injured and yon has won the h e a rt of the people is
30 w ere less severely h u rt a t a sense shown by the larg e num ber o f people
less panic a t a m oving p ic tu re show who call on him in a continuous
in the C anonsburg o pera house, ac stream a t his laboratories. Many of
those who call a re re tu rn in g to tell of
cording to revised figures.
How foolish the panic w as devel g re a t benefit received from the Mun
oped fully w hen those involved related yon’s new treatm en t.
H ardly an hour can be passed in the
ju s t w h at occurred.
T here w as no fire. The fa ta l rush drug store, b u t some one retu rn s to
tell of a rem arkable case cured or
a t the e x it w as due to baseless fear.
I t developed th a t not even a spark helped by th is Munyon treatm en t.
flashed. The film broke w ith a snap One woman who came in s a id :
“ I w ant to see Dr. Munyon to tell
ping noise and a b rig h t lig h t was
throw n on th e screen.
A frightened him w hat his rem edies have done for
W hen 1 was a little
boy im agined it w as fire and uncon m e all my life.
sciously shouted o u t th e d eath knell of g irl my m other used to give m e his
more th a n a score of persons as he rem edies every tim e I got sick, and
they alw ays brought me through. We
sta rte d to ru sh fo r th e e x it.
Bolus D ubrow ski, a huge m iner, had nothing else in the house.
“ Now I am m arried and have my
jum ped from his se a t and ran for the
sam e e x it. In a m om ent th ere was a own fam ily of d ear little children we
still have nothing but M unyon’s rem e
fighting, stru g g lin g m ass a fte r him.
A t th e head o f a n arro w stairw ay , dies in the house. We are the h ealth
which leads to th e stre e t, th e m iner iest and happiest fam ily in the city,
trip p ed . As he rolled down the stairs, and n eith er m yself nor any o f my
he sw ep t from th e ir fe e t m any persons children have ever in our lives taken
who w ere w a itin g th e ir tu rn to e n ter any other m edicines but M unyon’s,
My little girl
th e th e a te r. Soon th e re w as a h o rri th a t is, except once.
ble pile of m en, women and ehildren had a te rrib le atta c k of indigestion,
He gave her
a t th e foot o f the step s. D ubrow ski and I called a doctor.
some m edicine, b u t it didn’t help her.
probably w as th e first person kileld.
F irem en, policem en
and
level Then I ran to my m edicine chest and
headed persons u ntangled the hum an got some o f M unyon’s indigestion
mass. T he u n h u rt and those slightly rem edy, and w ith in an hour she was
injured w ere pulled from th e top of re stin g easy. I t w as the sam e way
She had the
th e pile. As they gained the street, w ith my grandm other.
they ran about scream ing like m ani m ost severe case of rheum atism I ever
D octors tre a te d her, and we
acs. The seriously in ju re d w e re sen t saw .
did everything we could think of, but
home o r tak e n to nearby houses.
Coroner H offran has begun a rig id she k ep t g e ttin g w orse all the tim e.
in v estig atio n .
M easurem ents m ade I begged her to see Dr. Munyon, but
by the co ro n er’s ju ry showed the s ta ir she said she had no fa ith in these
w ay lead in g to th e door of th e opera ‘new fangled m edicines.’
“ Finally, how ever, she consented
house to be only six fe e t and a h alf
wide, w hile th e doorw ay a t the bottom to come in, and purchased the full
u ric acid treatm en t. I t w orked ju s t
is not m ore th a n e ig h t fe e t high.
I t is custom ary for th e m anagem ent as all of Dr. M unyon’s rem edies have
of th e th e a te r to g ive tw o or th ree w orked—perfectly. W ithin a week
perform ances each evening, and th e h er rheum atism had en tirely disap
m oving p ic tu re m achine o p erato r w as peared, and now she has not a tra c e of
about to com plete th e first session it. You see w h a t I think of Dr. Mun
I can never say en o u g h . for
when a film p arted . Some of the aud yon.
ience had begun to leave th e building, h im .”
L e tte rs to P rof. Munyon, personal,
and o th ers w ere on th e sta irw ay com
ing up, w hen D ubrow ski began his M unyon’s L aboratories, 53d and J e f
wild flight. W hen th e doorw ay had ferson S ts., Philadelphia, w ill be an
been filled up, o th ers w alked over the sw ered prom ptly in a s tric tly confi
R eturn le tte rs will
bodies o f th e fallen and b reak in g th e d ential m anner.
Prof.
glass transom over th e door, craw led be se n t in plain envelopes.
Munyon and his corps of e x p e rt phy
through and dropped in to th e stre e t.
sicians give advice absolutely free, by
m ail, or if you call on them they will
give you th e ir b e st atten tio n .
Send
BUG W ITH S C E N T ARRIVES.
fo r an exam ination blank, fill it out,
and they w ill diagnose your case and
O d o rifero u s Insect Pays C o ast R egu tell you ju s t w h at is the m a tte r. You
lar S u m m er Visit.
a re a t lib erty to ta k e th e ir advice or
P ortland, O r.—A species o f the he- not, they m ake absolutely no charge.
tero p tero u s branch of th e g re a t he-
Cause Enough.
m ip te ra clan has m ade its reap p ear
“You think she will m arry again T"
ance in P o rtlan d . People who do not
care if th ey h u rt th e feelin g s o f th e "l consider It probable. H er late hus
insect re fe r to him g en erally as the band left some tobacco coupons, but
not enough to get anything w ith.”—
“ stin k b u g . ”
In th e ir fo rm er v is it th e insects ap W ashington Herxld.
peared in such g re a t num bers th a t
H er Flr«t A ttem pt.
they m ade life fa irly m iserable fo r
Mr. Y oungbrlde—This coffee, my
sen sitiv e persons.
love. Is—er—. Mrs. Youngbrlde—I
T his sum m er th e odoriferous bug know It, dear, b u t I’ve boiled It over
has made his reap p earan ce a t several half an hour and the kernels haven't
o f the sum m er resorts, ta k in g especial m elted one bit.
pleasure ap p aren tly in com ing round
Luminous Human Eye.
and b reak in g up p leasan t p arties as
A scientist claim s th a t th e eye Is so
sem bled about the cam pfires a t night.
In P ro tlan d a num ber o f them have lum inous th a t a person seated In a
been noticed lately in stores, in some totally dark room can see th e move
o f the saloons and in a few cases in m ent of his arm by th e light of his
the parkw ays. They a re a sim ple ap own eyes._________________
p earin g bug, done in q u ie t colors,
Common T ra it of Mankind.
g ray o r black, b u t th ey w on’t stand
I t Is the care of a very g reat p art
fo r annoyance, and if one in a d v e rte n t
ly d istu rb s them they re ta lia te by of m ankind to conceal th e ir Indigence
m aking th e circu m am b ient
atm os from th e Feet.—Johnson.
phere sufficiently u ncom fortable for
Blessed Poverty.
all concerned.
It Is a good thing for us In o u r col
lege days th a t we were all poor.—Ju s
tice Holmes to H srvsrd AlumnL
H eirs to F o rtu n e W ork.
Spokane, W ash. — Two Spokane
men, A lvin D avis, o f E a s t 1611 F ifth
avenue, and his b ro th er, o f E ast 2023
Second avenue, have each inherited in
th e neighborhood o f $100,000 out of
an E nglish fo rtu n e, estim a ted a t be
tw een $6,000,000 and
$7,000,000.
Though they have been inform ed of
th e fa c t and a re daily ex p ecting the
receip t o f th e ir funds, Lon D avis w ent
to work as usual th is w eek a t his c a r
p e n te r tra d e and his b ro th e r continue«
to d riv e a h ardw are d elivery w ag
on.
A C om fortable. A ttractive Prison.
New South W ales, A ustralia, since
the advent of woman suffrage, has
proceeded upon the principle th a t
nothing is too good for the women—
even for those who are being deprived
o f th e ir liberty.
The new p eniten
tia ry for women a t Long Bay is prob
ably the m ost up-to-date, com fortable,
and even luxurius, place of its kind in
the world. I t is fitted up w ith hot
and cold baths, w ith well ventilated
cells painted in pleasing colors, elec
tric lighted and stocked w ith suitable
reading m atter.
The prisoners are
graded according to th e most advanced
ideas and special privileges are aw ard
ed for good behavior. The w ardresses
are all educated and refined women,
and a com m ittee of ladies of Sydney
has charge of those who are dis
charged from the prison.
G ardening,
dressm aking, cooking and w ashing are
tau g h t.
I f incarceration is supposed to be an
exam ple to w rong-doers, th ere is un
doubtedly a point a t w hich com fort
and luxury in prisons may be carried
too fa r. On th e o th er hand, it is
doubtful w hether anyone is ever in
jured by kind tre a tm e n t if in tellig en t
ly directed. The A ustralian s ta te has
set a good pace in regarding these un
fo rtu n a te women as in need of tr e a t
m ent ra th e r than of punishm ent.
Long Bay is a moral and physical hos
pital ; not, in th e s tric t sense, a peni
te n tia ry .—Success Magazine.
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M a a te , A r t, E lo c u tio n , O ym naelam .
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a tbr nàwnjbr mrtr n-n»«rkabV«urtg
A T on ic, A lterative an d R esolvent. Tbe
b est rem ed y fo r K idney*, I.ivcr an d Bowel*.
E rad icates fu n n ie s , Kruption* an d D isord er,
o f th e S k in .
Purifiea th e Blood an d s iv e a
T on e, S tren gth a n d V igor to th e cu tirc sy stem .
W o r k In H a rm o n y .
In Brazil monkey* and parrot* not
only rooet in the sam e tree* but w ork
for m utual benefit. The p arro ts gnaw
th e big nut* loose from th e tree, let
them fall In o rd er to crack them and
th e m onkeys te a r the husks asunder,
g ath er the nuts and divide them w ith
th e parrots.
M a rk e t fo r C a n a d ia n To m a to e a .
Sam ple boxes of tom atoea, packed
iu peat and aawduat, w ere recently
despatched from T oronto to Covent
garden. It Is thought th a t a brisk
tra d e in this vegetable can be de
veloped betw een England an d Oiv
tarlo.
j
Slap at S u ffra g e tte «.
T he hand th a t rocks the cradle la
usually too busy w ashing the dlshea
to bother about ruling th e world.—«
W&ahington Post.
A H a rd P a rt.
B eing th e fath er of a genius la a!>
moat aa hum iliating aa being the hue-
band of one.—Chicago Record-Herald.
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