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D in n e r w as th e s t a f r in g e o f th e d o w n to w n w h o le sa le d is ple m eal, a n d a t th is e a c h s tu d e n t t r ic t . w as re g a le d w ith a pound of m ea t. P a r t n e r s o f firm , Is a a c H a r r is and M u n y o n ’s C old R em edy R elieves th e b ead , th ro a t a n d lu n g s a lm o s t Im m ed ia te T w o day* In th e w eek. M onday and M ax B lan c, e sc ap e d , c a r r y in g w ith ly. C heeks F ev ers, s to p s D is c h a rg e s of T h u rsd a y , th e m ea t w as boiled, and. th e m o v e r a n a d jo in in g ro o f B la n c k ’s th e nose, ta k e s a w a y a ll a ch e s a n d p a in s c au se d b y colds, i t c u re s G rip a n d ob* In college lan g u ag e, th e s e w ere know n tw o y o u n g d a u g h te r s a n d a g o v e rn ess. B tlnate C oughs a n d p re v e n ts P n e u m o n ia . as boiling days. On th e re m a in in g T h e re w a s n o t a n o u ts id e fire e sc a p e It stren gth en s the entire W rite P ro f. 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F o r su p p e r th e re w as a ru s h in g th ro u g h th e a ir b e fo re t h e m ; bow l of m ilk a n d a size of b re ad . th e r e w a s a h o rrib le th u d on th e p a v e In P e tjru a ry . Not only pleasant and refreshing to T h e h u n g ry O liver w ho w ished for m e n t and a body fla tte n e d on th e fla g F ir s t F a th e r— It m u st h a v e co st you the taste, but gently cleansing and sweet m o re w as forced to o rd e r, or, a s tn e sto n e s. W a y f a r e r s on th e o p p o site a lo t to sen d your eon to college. S ec ening to the system. Syrup of Figs and p h ra se w ent, “ se ize It.” from th e sid e < f th e s t r e e t sh a d e d t h e i r e y es ond F a th e r— It did. F irs t F a th e r— Elixir of Senna is particularly adapted k itc h e n .— M cM aster’s H isto ry of th e a g a in s t th e s e t ti n g su n and sa w th e And w h a t h av e you re ce iv e d in r e w in d o w s o f th e th r e e u p p e r floors o f tu rn ? 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F o u r a la rm s w e re r u n g w ith in 15 faction to all and is recommended by n o t rise up a g a in s t m e, and ta k e millions of families who have used it anc aw ay m y Joy, and sh o rte n m y p ow er m in u te s . B e fo re th e e n g in e s could who have personal knowledge of its ex of p o ssessio n of sig h t, of u n d e rs ta n d resp o n d , b e fo re th e n e ts could be in g And ev ery p a st effort of m y life, s tre tc h e d o r th e la d d e rs ra is e d , five cellence. e v ery gleam of rig h te o u sn e ss or good g ir ls had fa lle n fro m th e e ig h th and Its wonderful popularity, however, hai In It, Is w ith m e now, to help m e n in th floors so h e a v ily t h a t th e y led unscrupulous dealers to offer imita In m y g ra sp of th is a r t and its vision. c ra sh e d th ro u g h th e v e ry s t r e e t s to tions which act unsatisfactorily. T here So fa r as I can re jo ic e in or in te rp re t th e v a u lts below . 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A ll o f th em fe re d a ll th e tim e . th o u g h t and w ord In such w ork a s I p ro v e d a lm o s t u se le s s a n d p ra c tic a lly T h e d o c to r s sa id 1 h a v e to do for you, and you w ill be all w ho e sc ap e d e it h e r c lim b ed to th e c o u ld n o t g e t w ell glad a fte rw a rd th a t you h ave tru s te d ro o f and sc ra m b le d th e n c e to th e ro o f w ith o u t a n o pera n th em .— R uskin. o f th e b u ild in g o c cu p ied by th e A m e r tio n , f o r I c o u l d ica n Book c o m p an y , a d jo in in g , o r fled h a r d l y s ta n d th e D r. P ie rc e ’s P le a s a n t P e lle ts re g u la te in th e firs t ru s h fo r s a f e t y b e fo re ;th e p a in s i n m y sides, and in v ig o ra te sto m ach , liv e r and bow e s p e c ia lly m y rig h t c ru sh a n d sm o k e g re w too th ic k . els. S u g a r-co a ted , tin y g ra n u le s. E asy on e, a n d d o w n m y T h e b u ild in g s ta n d s now a s a shell to ta k e as candy. i n t a c t , th e p a r titio n s o f a r c h ite c tu r a l __ ________________r i g h t leg. 1 beg an to fe el b e tt e r w h e n I h a d ta k e n o nly t il i n g b e tw e e n floor a n d floor a re o n e b o ttle o f C o m p o u n d , b u t k e p t o n P re h isto ric H airp in s. E y e p ro bably c a u g h t up h e r tre s s e s sound, a n d i t is im p o s sib le f o r one a s I w as a f ra id t o s t o p to o s o o n .” —M rs. w hen engaged In h o u se k e ep in g w ith w ho se e s i t to im a g in e how th e flam es S a d ie M u l l e n , 2728 N . II. S t., E L long th o rn s, easily o b ta in a b le from in so s h o rt a tim e could h a v e w ro u g h t w ood, In d . W h y w ill w o m e n t a k e c h a n c e s w ith th e b u sh e s a n d tr e e s in h e r fro n t su c h havoc. S ev en h u n d re d h a n d s, 500 o f th em a n o p e ra tio n o r d r a g o u t a sick ly , y ard . T h o rn llk e pins c arv e d from box h a lf-h e a rte d e x is te n c e , m is s in g th ree - wood, ivory a n d h o rn h ave been w om en, w e re e m p lo y ed b y th e s h i r t f o u r th s o f th e jo y o f liv in g , w h e n th e y fo und in e x c a v a tio n s d a tin g b a ck to w a is t c o m p an y . T h e y s a t in ro w s a t c a n find h e a lth i n L y d ia E . l 'in k h a m ’a th e tim e of th e C a e s a rs ; and also t h e i r w h ir r in g m a c h in e s, th e ta b le s V e g e ta b le C o m p o u n d ? F o r t h i r t y y e a rs i t h a s b e e n th e q u e er, clum sy com bs m ad e of th e b e fo re th e m p ile d w ith flim sy c lo th , sa m e m a te ria ls . In th e days of th e th e floor l itte r e d w ith lin t, th e a ir ¡ i t s ta n d a r d re m e d y f o r fe m a le ills, a n d h a s c u re d th o u s a n d s o f w o m en w ho H it G reat W eak n ess. C a e sa rs. R om an m aid s w ore th e ir s e lf fu ll o f flyng, in fla m m a b le d u s t. h i v e b e en tro u b le d w ith su c h a il “Vou know ,” say s a m ag a zin e story h a ir in ex ceed in g ly sim p le fashion, m e n ts a s d is p la c e m e n ts , In fla m m a tio n , T r e a s u r e F o u n d in R uins. te lle r, "D a n n h a u e r w ould g am b le hie b u t sty le s fo r m a tro n s exceeded in o r u lc e ra tio n , fib ro id tu m o rs , ir r e g u la r i la s t c en t. T h a t w as his g re a t w eak n a te n e s s a n y th in g se e n in o u r day L o n d o n — T re a s u re tro v e to th e v a l tie s, p e rio d ic p a in s , b a c k a c h e , in d ig e s n e ss. H e w ent hom e one e v en in g a fte r T h e R om an lady a b o u t th e ho u se w ore u e o f $ 1 ,2 5 0 ,0 0 0 is re p o rte d fro m J e r tio n , a n d n e rv o u s p r o s tr a tio n . a bad day. H e looked tired . ‘W ife,1 h e r h a ir c a u g h t up u n d e r a re ticu lu m se y , I f y o u h a v o tl» e s l i g h t e s t d o u b t w h e re i t w a s u n c o v ere d by h e said, 'h a v e you got a n y th in g tc o r heav y n e t of colored c o r d s ; b u t for A th e ls ta n R ile y , w h ile h e w a s p u llin g t h a t L y d i a K . P i n k h a m ’s V i-g e - e a t ? ’ ‘Yes, lo ts of th in g s ,’ th e wife g re a t o c ca sio n s h e r locks w ere d re ss dow n th e r u in s o f a n old m a n o r ho u se t n h l o C o m p o u n d w i l l h o l|» y o u , •a id . ‘W ell, cook up e v ery thing ed by a c in e ra rlu s, o r h a n d le r of th e b u i lt in th e 1 3th c e n tu r y w ith th e o b w r i t e t o M r s . P i n k l i a i n a t L y n n , M u s s ., f o r a d v i c e . Y «»ur l e t t e r y o u 'v e g o t—e v e ry th in g .’ ‘G racio u s c u rlin g iro n s, a n d n o t only w ere j e c t o f u s in g th e s to n e to e n la rg e his w i l l h e a b s o l u t e l y c o n f i d e n t i a l , a r e you th a t h u n g ry ? ’ ‘I’m n o t hun b a n g s, b ra id s a n d r a ts in high favor, p re s e n t m an o r. T h e d isc o v e ry in a n d t h e a d v i c e f r e e . g ry a t a ll; I'm going to sell the b u t fa lse h a ir w as m uch used, c a p tiv e clu d e s a n c ie n t u rn s filled w ith sp a d e a to v e .’ ” __________________ G e rm an m aids, being den u d ed of th e ir g u in e a s , coined d u rin g th e re ig n o f Mr. A rnold and th e A m erican L ady. flaxen b ra id s for th e e n h a n c e m e n t of K in g G e o rg e I I I and b e a rin g th e B r i t V alue ot W aste »-«per. M atthew A rnold w a t s ittin g in his ish c o a t o f a rm s on a sp a d e -sh ap e d It Is a n in te re s tin g fa c t th a t w a ste R o m an c h arm s stu d y one m o rn in g w hnn th e b u tle r sh ie ld . O ne u rn h e a rs th e m onogram p a p e r can be so im p o rta n t a c o m m er show ed In an A m erican lady and a H am 'in s W izard Oil is recom m ended l>y cia l fa cto r. In T o ro n to , C an ad a, th e re m any physician-*. It is used in m any pul» o f E m p e ro r V e sp a sia n . sm all boy. T h e lady sa id , "G lad to a r e 10,000 to n s of w a ste p a p e r col 'ic n prívale liospit 1». Why nut keep m ake y o u r a c q u a in ta n c e , Mr. Arnold. 210 V o te rs A re In d icted . t bottle on hand in your own home ? le c te d an n u ally . F o r th e se th e re Is I have o ften h e ard of you. No d o n 't L e x in g to n , K y. — A sp e c ia l from tro u b le to «peak, sir; re ce iv e d a b o u t $100,000. F o r Ju st th e I know how S a g a city of Froga. o rd in a ry w a ste p a p e r th e sum of $10 P re s te n b u rg , K y ., s a y s t h a t th e g ra n d v a lu a b le yo u r tim e Is." T h en tu rn in g I b th e m a n n e r of d isp o sin g of th e ir a to n Is paid. B ut fo r th e b e tte r eggs m any sp ecies of frogs ex h ib it r e j u r y o f F lo y d c o u n ty , w h ich h a s been to th e boy she se.id- " T h is la him , g ra d e of w a ste p a p e rs th e p rice has m a rk a b le p e cu liaritie s. A tre e frog, i n v e s tig a tin g v o te s e llin g , h a s r e L en n y , th e lea d in g c ritic and poet. b een know n to ru n a s high aa $40 a n a tiv e at P a ra g u ay , m akes Its n e st S om ew hat flesh ier th a n we had been tu rn e d 210 in d ic tm e n ts and t h a t m an y ton. In a b u sh o v e rh an g in g a pond. T he m o re tr u e b ills w ill be found a g a in s t led to e x p e c t!”— A. C. H enson, in th e A tlan tic. lo w er en d s of a n u m b e r of lea v es a re v o te rs b e fo re th e in q u iry is concluded. d ra w n to g e th e r and fixed In th a t posl T h is is an in c re a s e o f a b o u t 100 in tlo n by a n u m b e r of e m p ty egg cap d ic tm e n ts o v e r th e la s t re p o rt. S im sules. T he eggs a re a lso covered with ila r c o n d itio n s a re sa id to e x is t in !rriff« t« ri t r u c k , f r u i t a n d a l f a l f a la n d « In th« a sh ie ld of e m p ty c a p su le s to p ro te c t j P ik e and M agoffin c o u n tie s and t h e i r R io G r a n d * V a lle y , to h* w a t e r e d b y th « N in« M illion r K l« p h a n t B u t t e I r r i g a t i o n p r o je c t th em from th e sun and a ir W h en the g ra n d ju r ie s w ill b e g in an in v e s ti b e in g c D o o n lla s tr u c te d by th e U . S. (¿ o re rn m e n t eggs a re h a tc h e d th e plug a t th e hot g a tio n soon. P r ic e $60 p e r a c r e o n i n s t a llm e n t* . 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Irre v e la n t a n d p re p o s tero u s, y e t crow ned w ith s u c c e ss W h a t’s th e m a tte r? ” “ Do you s ta te a n y w h e re th a t ho d rin k s a q u a rt of a b sin th e n e a t? ” “ No-o.” “ Do you h a v e him p a rta k in g of h n sh eesh , opium , m o rp h in e o r o th e r fa m ilia r tld b its upon w hich th e d e te c tiv e of Action s u b s is ts T’ "I fo rg o t th a t.” “W h ere is th e a d m irin g frien d to w hom th e d e te c tiv e la y s b a re th e b la ta n t idiocy of his In te lle c tu a l w o rk in g s? ” “ L eft h is out, by G e o rg e!” a d m itte d th e a u th o r, and v an ish ed w ith his a m a te u rish effort.— P h ila d e lp h ia Led- «or. __________________ M o t h e r s w i n A n d M rs . W i n s l o w 's S o o t h i n g l y r u p t h e b e s t r e i n e d » t o u s o t o t t h e i r u i it ld x e o < u r in g t h . te e t h i n s p e rio d . T h e H appy W ay. T h e re is alw ay s a b e st w ay of do in g e v e ry th in g . If it be but to boil an egg. M an n ers a re th e happy w ays of doin g th in g s ; eac h one a s tro k e of g e n iu s o r of love— now re p e a te d and h a rd e n e d Into usage. T h ey form a t le a s t a rich v a rn ish , w ith w hich th e ro u tin e o f life is w ash ed and its de ta ils ado rn ed . If th e y a re su perficial, w« a re th e dew d ro p s w hich give such • d e p th to th e m o rn in g m eadow s. M a n n e rs a re very c o m m u n ica b le ; m en c a tc h th e “- » -» 4 - »*“ ->r. GOSHEN, IND., 0. S. A. WOMAN TELLS STORY OF INTENSE SUFFERING A t the ape of about 40 years, I w as a tta c k e d w ith hem orrhage of th e k id neys or b lad d e r which continued for sev eral y ears w ithout a check. 1 finally took a d v a n ta g e of your generous offer and procured a sam ple b o ttle of Hwainp- Koot. B elieving it helped me, I pur chased a fifty cent b o ttle, w hich con vinced me th a t it w as helping me. T hree o th er b o ttle s cured me. In tw o or th ree y e ars, over w ork brought my a ilm en t back, but one b o ttle stopped it. I feel as if I owe my life to you fo r th e g re a t blessing Dr. K ilm e r’s &wamp- R oot has been to me. I recom m end i t to all hum an beings suffering as I was. You have my perm ission to publish th is le tte r and if a n y person doubts it, if th e y will w rite me, enclosing stam p, I will give full p a rticu la rs. Y ours very tru ly , M RS. T. B. P H E L P S . R ocky, A rk . L a tta r to Or. Kllmar A Oo, B ingham ton, N Y P e rso n a lly a p p eared be fo re me th is 31st day of A ugust, 1909. Mrs. T. B. Phelps, who subscribed the above s ta te m ent and m ade oath th a t th e sam e is tru e in substance and in fact. L. P. P U R V IS , J . P. Prove What Sw am p-Root Will Do fo r You Send to Dr. K ilm er & Co., B ingham ton, N. Y., for a sam ple b o ttle. I t w ill convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of v aluable in fo rm a tio n , te ll ing all ab o u t th e k idneys and bladder. W hen w ritin g , he sure and m ention th is paper. For sale a t all d rug stores. P rice fifty-cents and one-dollar. A SMALL FARM W ith w a t e r w h e n t h e c ro p n e e d s it p r o d u c e « m o re t h a n a la rtre r a n c h w i t h o u t. BU Y 5 O R 1 0 A C R E S O f W illa m ette V alley IRRIGATED LAND F a te of a ».i..».. , n » .» .i ng E agle. O ne of th e b ig g est golden eagles e v er killed in th is v icin ity was b ro u g h t down by E rn e s t H ollenbeck w ith b u c k sh o t Just ns th e e a g le was flying off w ith a ro o ste r In Its claw s T h e e ag le had been a p e st of the c h ick en y a rd s for monthB, and m any sh o ts w ere ta k e n a t him. T h e bird m ea su re d six feet sev en In c h es from tip to tip and will ha stu ffed and m ou n ted .— M ead co rre sp o n d e n c e, Den v e r R epublican. In M a rio n Co. g . E . o f S a le m . HARTMAN £ THOMPSON. Bankers. Hinab« » (ommaa Buildum . Pwllaad. 0 t , biapn. Braadi Ohr. oa Ibf l.oaaid) il Wal Slarlaw b m b a rra s s m e n t. T h e day of Judgm ent had d aw ned E v e ry th in g w as bein g m ad e rig h t. Yet In th e m id st of th e g e n e ra l rejoicing a m eek little m an w as o b se rv ed to sin k dow n on a log by th e w ayside, c o m p le te ly d isco u rag ed , and b u ry his face in his h a n d s d e ep arln g ly . "H ow sh a ll I e v e r c a rry aw ay all th e um b re lla s th a t have been re tu rn e d to m e? ” he m oaned, In m uch d is tre s s .— P u c k . __________________ D ifferent. A young m an Is d isg u ste d w hen he finds his s is te r d o e sn ’t know th e nam e of th e g o v e rn o r of th e s ta te , b u t w hen th e sw ee t y o u n ” th in g in th e next block d isc lo ses th e fa ct th a t she d o e sn ’t know th e s ta te has a g o v e rn o r be goes dow n on his k n e e s to h e r sw ee t fe m in ip 'tv You can’t sow thlitlcs and reap fim. It you plant Ferry’« Seeds you grow exactly what you expect and In a p ro lu sio n and perfec tion never eaccllcd. Study experience make thrm re- ro r sal« everywhere. Ferry e 1*11 tree on request Annul » . M. FIRRY « CO, T h e C h i l d a n d t h e T e le p h o n e . A child ebould be ta u g h t an e a rly aa p ossible to call a t le a s t one telep h o n * nu m b er, a n eighbor, fa th e r’s p lace of b u sin ess, o r physician. I ta u g h t our little boy, w ho Is Ju st th re e , to c all D airying In Sw eden. 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H aaleto n claim s th a t th e h ig h e st Inhabited point In P e n n sy lv a n ia Is ta th a t etty. a t th e c o rn e r of T h o m a s and B a v e n th stre e ts , w h e re th e elevaU e* la 14*i-7 fe et above se a level. PILES “ I h a re suffered w ith pile* for th irty - O ne year ago last A pril I be ta«. l a gun tak in g C a v a ret« for constipation, the course of a week I noticed th te e | p ik e began to disappear and a t th e end I a < t aig week* th ey d id not trouble m e aa au Case a re 'a have doue w onders for me. am e n tirely cured and feel lik e a M m a n .” G eorge K ryder, N apoleon, O. r.x years. P faw aant. P a la ta b le . P o te n t, r e n t e O o a « D o G ood N o v o e - l e k - n W ank o n o r G e t* « M e 4S e. SO . N e v e r «old m b u lk , is -e saw - etno tablet i t a m p - 4 C C G Ouereeteag Is r n W u No. I*—’l l R I l t w r it i n g to a d v e r tis e r * I a n e n f In n t h i s p e s g p a r .