1 2 } « for Drammed V«*l up t« 1M Ik* 1 2 } o for Dr«M«d Block U <«^ 1 6 c for Live Chicken«. 3 0 c for Fr«eh E«trs. Smith par* th* ahuv* prlcas. He doe* net charge c o m m i s s i o n nur d i a y a j e . A d ­ dress all shipment* F R A N K U S M IT H M E A T CO. “ F i« h t ln e th e B e e l T ru st” PORTLAN D, OREGON D r. B. E. W rig h t Have your teeth out ard plate and bridge work don<*. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate and bridge work in one day if necessary. PRICES: ■alar Oawa. 22k Imkc TaaS $5.00 $3.50 CeU Fillugi...... $1 at Fjuatl Fitting.. .. $1.00 Sttur Fitters 50c tt Gwtt RakW Plain $5.00 Best Rad Rabbw „ P h s. ......... $7.50 Paslau EiU «»a 50c BEST METHODS Pain'ess Extraction Free when plates or bridge work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot get better painless work anywhere, no matter how much you pay. All Work fully Guaranteed fo r fifte e n Years Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342* Washington St.. P ortlan d , O re g o n Take car at depot and transfer to Washington St. BUSINESS COLLEGE WASHINGTON ®TENTH STS, P O R T I, AN D e x p la n a t io n W a n te d . “ Oh. you are Mrs. BlIizerT" asked the vivacious and beautiful woman, on being Introduced to her. “I have often met your husband. I must congrntik* late you. He Is always such a happy* looking jan. I have noticed that par­ ticularly every time he has chatted with me.” That evening Mrs. Blis­ ter says calmly, but sternly to her hus­ band: "Will you be so good as to tell me what makes you look happy when you are talking to other women !" — _________________ Judge. Vain Attempt to Show Off. A youthful uiaecullne, scarce thro* years old. was listening to a story by his mother, but despite his devotion to her stories, kept making unac­ countable excursions to a dear space on the park lawn and solemnly airing hla sole physical accomplishment of a neat somersault. The mother won­ dered. but asked no questions. Pres­ ently. however, the mystery was ex­ plained. Another boy, seated near the open space with his parents, rose and walked away. The little acrobat sighed sadly. "I guess he never even saw me," he remarked. R e d , W e a k . 'W eary. W a t e r y E y r a R elieved By M urine Kye R em edy. T ry M urine F o r Your E ye T roubles. You Will I.Ike M urine. It Soothes. 50c a t Your D ruggists. W rite F o r E ye Books. Free. M urine E ye R em edy Co.. C hicago. Where Addison Was Married. Bt. Edmund's. Lombard street. Lon­ don. the rectory of which Is vacated by the death of omniscient Canon Benham, had previously possessed lit­ erary associations. The register re­ cords the marriage of Joseph Addison to the dowager countess of Warwick on August 9. 1718. Dr. Johnson grimly remarks that this match re­ sembled the marriages In which a sultan gives his daughter a man to be her slave; and Addison used to es­ cape from the uncomfortable splen­ dor of Holland house to a coffee house at Kensington. M other, win find Mrs. v n n .lo V s SnntMog Byrup tin* b- at remedy to use iol their children during the teething period. Rubber Planted on Waste Lsnd. The wide reaches of waste lands on th# Island of Singapore, which have been of b o use since the culture of gambler, coffee, and pepper was given up, «re now the scenes of great activ­ ity. Rubber plants are being set out over these wastes and seem to do well. In the suburbs of Singapore city * considerable area of swamp land has been drained and converted Into a nurse-y for Para rubber plants, which are sold at a good profit to the plant­ er». _________________ KODAKS COLLECTORS W e Buy and Collect Notes, M ortgages, and Real Estate Contracts. No Collection No Charge. Worcester Bldg., Portland, Ore. B a n k 's C a u t io u s B u s in e s s M e th o d » . Before discounting any paper the Bank of England requires at least two good British names, one of whloh must be the acceptor. It seldom holds over »180,000.000 In bills discounted and securities of all kinds. W hy! ALCOHOL OPIUM—TOBACCO Habit« Positive]/ Cured. Only authorized Keelfjf In» ___ ______ru alitate in Oi circuii for iJluHtrati_ kEEiEY I nstitute . 71 l u t h P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n . Cured in Three If It Is true that the world has gone completely to the bow-wows, and that vice and corruption are In control, why Is that our penitentiaries have no more attraction than they do for met) who call themselves honest? The Trouble. “Do you find any trouble writing stories, DawdlyT” "None whatever But Pd pay a man well that could sell them for me."—Philadelphia Inquirer Drink UNYON S The Me’ Habit M Cured P A W P A W L I V E R PILLS ^^tfrP******* * -------- . N o H y p o d e r m ic in je c t io n s . You can take this treatment at the Institut« or your home, and your money will be returned if a perfect cure is not affected. Investigate this. it will only take a few moments to phone us for information. Personal and financial reference on application. For full informa­ tion. phone, write or call at the We w ant a n y person w ho suffers w ith biliousness, constip a tio n , inriige* ion 01 an y liver or Mood «Ilm en to try o u r I’a\v NEAL IN STITUTE f’aw h ire r Pills. W e KUirnntce th ey wil Phone. Marshall P400 Hall St. PORTLAND. ORE.. p u ritv th e blood :ind p u t th e liver and sto m ach in to a h e alth fu l c o n d it on and will p o sitively cure b liousness an d oonsti p a tio n , or we will refu n d y o u r m b n e r. U nio n P ain less D en tists m u n y o n *8 h o m o e o p a t h ic h om e R E M E D Y CO., P h ila.. Pa. 44 FILL Y O U R O W N T E E T H 99 FILL-O I f jrou have aching teeth or cavities and you ar* too nervous for the dental ordeal, try Fill-O, th* home dentist. A t druggists or by m ail 2oc. FILL 0 MFC CO.. 351 tm*n M *. Seattle. Wuk Blumaer-Frank Drug Co., distributors for Oregor O u t- o f -T o w n People B heuld ren .em b er that o u r fo r c e is so org a n ized that ire ca n d o th e ir e n tir e C iow n , B rid ge an FASHION HINTS This le Rather Neat. An English critic of American so­ cial conditions says that men In this country are too much Inclined to pat women on pedestals. The only an­ swer to such criticism Is pity for the nation that has not such a beautifully tecorativo use for pedestal* Dismal Outlook. "Do you bellevs we shall ever have onlversal peace!” “ Not unless women quit offering higher wages to their neighbors’ cooks.” Strong Winds and Sand Storms cause granulation o f the eyelids. PET­ TIT’S EYE SALVE soothes and quickly relieves, 25c. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. French Woman's . Long Sleep. A curious case Is that of a woman In the hospital at Alencon, France, who has been asleep for 30 days, and, unlike most patients who fall Into a lethargy, this patient has a perfectly normal temperature. Her teeth are B e r lin N o t 8 0 S lo w . rigidly set, and she baa to be fed In Berlin, where much wood Is through a tube, which was Introduced burned, they are not so slow. A mo­ with great difficulty, and has been left tor truck drives up to a house and de­ between her teeth. livers a load of logs. A motor sawing machine rolls up under Its own power, How He Knew. cuts, with saws run by gasoline, the “ ‘Love Is blind,' ” said the pessv wood Into fireplace lengths as desired, mlstic looking man, quoting this worn- cleans up the litter and moves on. out chestnutty axiom with as much Very little noise. fervor as Its originator could have dofie. "How do you know? ' question­ ed the severe-iooklng woman with the Veranda Chat. “ How’s the society over at your ho* high cheek bones. “ Pm married,” telT" “Very classy. I haven't heard aald he. anybody mention less than a million Educational Dlaclpllna. dollar."—Louisville Courier-Journal. Most persons will find difficulties and hardships enough without seeking AND KODAK them; let them not repine, but take S U P P L I E S them aa a part of that educational dis­ Write for catalogues and literature. Developing and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention cipline necessary to fit the mind to irrlve at Its highest good.—Charles F o r t la n d P h o t o S u p p l y C o . 149 Third Street PORTLAND, ORE. Bray. N e th & C o. *¡8 “ Powerful British Windmill. What is «latmed as tha largaat aa« Frontier Celebration and Roundup «lost powerful windmill lo Orsat Brit­ ain has just been complated at Wllloa- Will Be “ Wild and Woolly.” don. where its capacity la being tried Pendleton— The final touches of the under varying conditions. It la In­ program for the Round Up and Fron­ tended tor a farm near Bristol. Ita tier celebration which is held at Pend­ use there being to generate electricity, leton this year, September 28 to Octo­ supply rower to run crushing machin­ ber 1, have been made, the list of ery and work the pumps, from the prizes and purses finally decided upon, ! trials mode It la said this new wind the wild horses secured, the famous machine Is capable of generating suf­ bucking horses secured and everything ficient electricity for 300 lights, to is ready now. The program with the crush oats and grind maize, work an purses and prizes is as follows: electrlo lift, cook the food and heat Bucking contest for the champion-1 a room at a cost of Hd a unlL ship of the Northwest: Purse, $125 Lived In One House 94 Year#. and silver mounted saddle and champ­ lit the village of Stathe (Somerset) ionship o f the Northwest One half o f the contestants in this on the banks of the River Parrett, re­ event are entered to ride the first day sides William Broome, who has lived the whole of his life—ninety-four and one half to ride the second day. Riders for each day to be determined years—In the same cottage. The house by lo t horses furnished by the Round Is his own property. Broome has al­ Up and riders to draw for mounts. Not ways anjoyed good health, la still very less than six of the best riders o f the active and has never tasted medicine. first two days will be chosen by the He Is a great-grandfather, grandfather judges to.ride the third day in the final and father, but only six of hla descen championship riding. Each contestant datna are living.—London Evening to ride any horse and as often as the Standard._________________ judges may deem necessary; riding to P e c u lia r C h u r c h O rn a m e n t . be with plain halter, one end o f rope Lambeth "Old” church has numer­ free, with chaps and spurs, no quirt, ous historic monuments, and In one of all riding slick, no saddle trees over the windows Is the full length figure 14 inches wide to be used. Purse di­ of a peddler with his pack, staff and vided: first, $50 and championship dog. This Is supposed to represent the unknown person who presented “ Peddler’s Acre" to the parish upon condition that his portrait and that of his beloved canine companion should be preserved In the church and that bis dog should be burled tn con­ secrated ground.—Pall Mall Gazette. LIVELY SHOW AT PENDLETON. | 401 Mam SL Vancouver, Wnhingtoo W. L. DOUGLAS H A N D -S E W E D PRO CESS 8HOES « . 0 0 , *2 50. « 00. *3.50, *4.00, *1.00 W OM EN 'S *2 30 *3.13.50, M BOYS' W OO. « 50 I I »3 00 THE STANDARD FOR 30 YKARS They ax* absolutely tk* ■ e a t p a yol*r*o4 b**t*h*M for tk* pcic* la A a * rlca . T key a n tk* le*4et* ev*ry- w k*r* k K U N tk ey bold tkclx akape, *$$ until 1 2 i)0. far people wfco n A T h e K in d Y ou H ave A lw a y s lio u g h t has b o r u e th e s l g i a . tu re o f Clias. II. F le tc h e r , a n d has b e e n m a d e tin d er hla p erson a l su p ervision lo r o v e r DO y e a rs. A llo w n o omo t o d e c e iv e y ou In th is. 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