m«kief
I’ r o o t .
as If the board were sticking In an un
accustomed and stubborn fashion.
Johnny looked for a convenient cor
ner In which to duck. He couldn't fit
Into the drawers of the chiffonier o!
the bureau, and the bed, stripped of
Smith will pay you
,he following
all Its coverings, even of the mattress
prices. He does
and pillows, was fiat against the wall
not charge commis
sion.
On a chance Johnny cruwled beneath
Dressed P ork ................................... 12 c
It, with one eye fixed steadily upon the
Dressed Veal ....................... 9c to 10 c
closet door.
Sive C h ick en s.............................. 18 c
He had not long to wait. Stealthily
E ggs.................................Market Price
the door opened, and through the crack
Address all shipments
came a gleam of a pocket electric
B y M A G D A F. W E S T
TRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
flashlight. The man who was holding
“Fighting the Beef Trust”
the light whirled It hastily around the
PORTLAND, OREGON
room, scanning It closely as If to mak-i
Copytlffit. 1909, by W. 0. Chapman. Copyright la Great Britata
I
sure he was unobserved.
"Oh." groaned Johnny, and slunk
L e s s o n f r o m t h e I 'u a t .
cloesr Into the corner, rolling himself
Macduff had amputated Macbeth's
still more tightly Into a ball, and pull
head.
Come to most people and cause many
ing hls coat up over hls fiery head. The
"I didn't mind his talking to me as
Intruder walked over to the bureau
If I were an old hen,” explained Mac troubles,—pimples, boils and other
CHAPTER V.
“Glad they’re gone,” sounded the drawers and began to search hurried
duff: “but I couldn't stand his hideous eruptions, besides loss of appetite, that
Everybody but Johnny Johnson fol voice known only to the watchers as ly. They were empty, and at this dis
profanity. There's already too much tired feeling, biliousness. Indigestion
lowed Betty. Johnson went back to "Mary." “Who In the name of sense covery In each successive drawer the
ef It on the stage!"
and headache.
Feeling that he had done hls duty,
The sooner you get rid of them the the house where now remained none would frolic round on a fire escape at man flung them shut with a gesture of
he then took a layoff.
oetter, and the way to get rid of them but Pierre Deaterle and several of the half past three In the morning picking disappointment.
and to build up the system Is to take older and more courageous bachelors up papers? Now, Mr. Clerk, take your
The voices of Johnny’s returning
who had lived In the house for years. man, and go away with him, please. companions echoed through the corri
P h y s io lo g ic a l.
Betty and her cohort numbered sev- Probably he’ll find what he wants In dors and their footsteps sounded on the
“ Effle,” said Margie, who was labor
stairway. The Intruder put out hls
The Spring Medicine par excellence | en. Besides Larry Morris, long and the court.”
iously spelling words from a first read-
light and started for the closet. The
"Frankel. you follow them." suggest
sr, "how can I tell which Is a 'd' and as shown by unequaled, radical and | lumbery, there was the gentle-eyed
permanent cures.
; young Philip Hartley. Hank Smith, tall ed Harry Morris. Frankel, waiting till dawn was now so far advanced that as
which Is a 'b?' ”
Get It today in usual liquid form or and tremendously framed, Sothern, fat. he heard the door close, slipped down ho passed the window Johnny distin
“ Why,” replied Effle, wisely, “ the chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. blonde and phlegmatic; Frankel, a lit the hall after the two men. Sothern guished hls features clearly. He must
'd' has Its tummy on Its back."— Tit-
have been at least fifty years of age. a
tle Jew. who was automobile editor of with him.
S to le n
Joke.
Bits.
__________________
the “Times,’’ and Tim Murphy, car
Betty pulled down the shade, closed rather stocklly built man. of good ap
The shade of the ice baron had In toonist, a great hulk of an Irishman.
and locked the window. Then she pearance, with a tired face and dark
Mothers w ill find Mrs. W in slow 's S oothing
to Charon on the
The Directory Hotel, one of
the locked the door, looked under the bed. hair, thickly streaked with gray. He
Syrup the b est rem edy to use lor th eir ch ild ren troduced himself
d u rin g the teeth in g p eriod .
most exclusive in the town, was only tried the handles of the doors to the hurried Into the closet and shut the
river trip.
adjoining rooms and spoke breathless door behind him, and Johnny heard
"Quite a roomy bit of water, this two blocks from LeRoy's.
M o r e S o w a r S c a n d a l.
again the struggle to slide the panel
“ Now E24 Is my room,” whispered ly.
Styx,” he commented. “ Never freezes
The Grocer's Wife— Ach! no, my over, does It?”
“ Now. Hartley!"
Into place.
Betty. “ You let me go up first Don't
child, ve cannot to de beach go in da
As If to guard him from unseen at
"Who called, son?" asked the fat de
“ Not so’s to Interfere with naviga let the clerk In on this even, till we
tack. the boys clustered round him. He tective, Jocularly, as he entered the
▼Inter; but ven de gustomers have tion,” said Charon smilingly, “and, find out what's what."
Five minutes later the sextette were drew forth the papers. One was an room. "Did they leave cards for the
went away, you may take your lddla by the way. that very fact gave Me-
pall und shofel and play mJt de granu phlsto the Idea for hls favorite Joke." pulled Inside the door of room ES« by unmounted photograph that might hull of us? Say, where Is that brick-
such an excited Betty Delaney as the have been that of Cerlsse Wayne or of top, anyway?”
lated sugar.” — Haroer’s Magazine.
“ You don't say! What’s the gag?”
“Inquirer” office had never seen.
the woman In the room across the
Johnny, with considerable wriggling
"W hy. when a guest In hades com
“L ook !" she Instructed. “Be care court. The other was a letter In the and squirming, came out from beneath
plains of the scarcity of Ice the old ful. hut look right across.'
Identical writing that the envelopes the bed.
The span of the court did not exceed found In Cerlsse Wayne’s room had
boy explains that It’s due to the un
"Funny how thundering much easier
iT H E
precedented perversity of ths past eighteen feet Betty's side of the great borne, and was dated only a week pre It Is to get under a bed than out from
building was all black and qulst Not vious.
underneath It." he commented, rubbing
winter.”— Buffalo Times.
a light glimpsed In any room. The
"My Dear Cerlsse—-Check goes by the dust from hls knees.
M a k in g u D is tin c tio n .
room directly across the oourt whose to-ntght’s m all Hope you will find It
"You didn't get chased there, did
"There is not a particle of evidence, windows complimented hers had the sufficient. Be very careful. Think we you. now?” came the question. "Were
your honor," said the attorney for the shades thrown high, the windows open are being watched. A slight mistake you seeing things, or what?"
S T O M A C H
defense, "to show that my client was ed wide and was ablass with light.
would spoil all, and the struggle of
"I saw enough," retorted Johnny.
within a dozen miles of the scene when
There were two occupants In ths years go for naught Life for me “Guess 1 saw more than you did. and
the crime was committed------”
room, a man and a woman, seated side would be death Itself.
H."
It didn't cost anything for the vision,
“I beg your pardon,” interrupted the by side at a table covered with writ
"I'm going to run across, see that either. Here. Farley, let’s have a
other lawyer, “but hls brother-in-law ing paraphernalia. The man was pow worn«! and chat with her while the
light; where's that pocket contraption
testifies specifically that he saw him erfully built, regular of feature and
man Is tone," said Betty, rumpling up of yours?"
there.”
very dark, with peculiarly white and her soft brown hair, dull and satiny
Farley brought It out, and Johnny,
“I know It," rejoined the defendant’s nervous hands. The woman wore a
as a pecan shell. She threw off her glorying In the Importance of knowing
attorney, “but hls testimony Isn’t nvl.
tailored suit of dark cloth and even at collar and belt, and pulled her shirt something that the others did not, and
dance."
__________________
that distance her remarkable resem waist out from beneath her skirt. reveling In the curiosity and Impa
On
th e
S a fe
S id e .
blance to the woman they had last Then she kicked off her shoes, and In tience of hls follows, strode majestical
“The Bible suys, "Take no thought seen lying In the morgue was unmis this simulated negligee ran softly over ly Into the closet. When Johnny had
for the future.’ ”
takable. There was the same soft con the velvet-sodded hall and around anything tucked away In hls cranium
"That’s all right In theory, but I al tour of chin, the same rust-brown through the corridor.
that he was crazy to tell as other peo
ways buy a return ticket when I go to hair, and clear ivory pallor of the skin.
“Let me see," she calculated. ‘‘I am ple were to hear, he puffed out to the
the races.”—Houston P ost
Poor health can nearly
The slight yet perfect modelings of the one, two, three, yes, I'm the eighth dimensions of the fabled frog. That
her figure, the slender pink-palmed door. That would make those doors was the time when Johnny wns really
always be traced to a dis
Recent statistics of the
German
hand, the ourve of the forehead, were eight and nine from the corner on this funny, and more provocative of risibil
army
show
that
neurasethenla
Is
threi
ordered
stomach, weak
like as Is stamped from the same side."
ity than any of hls ever-rldlculous
and a half times as prevalent amon| as
Betty told off the doors with care. yarns
kidneys, sluggish liver or the soldiers as It was a decade ago die.
As
they
watched,
breathless,
stupe
Sure
thnt
Bhe
was
unobserved,
she
Entering the closet he scanned Its
hysteria cases ars twice as nu
constipated bowels. The while
fied from surprise, the man drew a rapped distinctly several times. There calclmlned sides closely, runntng hls
merous. __________________
wallet from his pocket and pulled was no response, so she knocked vigor slender, long-nailed fingers carefully
Bitters acts directly on
S o m e w h a t S u s p ic io n * .
from It several papers. He ran rapid ously. This time the door flew wide down the w all Then he hit the base-
these organs, making them
“ Why do you refuse me an Inter* ly through them and withdrawing two with such celerity that Betty paled In hoard. Ths group around watched in
strong and healthy. T ry it. ▼lew, Mr. Gotrox? I only wanted to from the packet handed them to hls earnest.
tense silence.
ask you how you earned your first companion. She reached across to re
"Oh, John, cut It out and open up,”
“Oh, pardon m e!" she faltered. "But
ceive them when a sudden gust of I was alone and sick, and I saw your snarled Gorin. Gorin was one of
* 1 , 000 .”
"Excuse me. young man. I thought wind bellied the curtains Into sails and light and thought maybe you could Johnny's best friends
you wanted to know how I got my sent them fluttering Into the room and help me. Have you any ammonia?
(T o be continued.)
last million.”— Louisville Courier-Jour out again. The force of the breeze I am so faint—I might send down
caught
the
papers
and
they
were
car
stairs, but I am so unused to hotels,
nal.
_________ _______
MALAPROP HUMOR.
ried out Into the court where they you know.”
O m lu to n a o f H is to r y .
swirled,
eddied
and
ducked,
finally
vCO FFEEt
The
young
women
rather
stiffly
m
o
An Adm irer*. Iluiiarled F lattery—-The
Pope Gregory had revised the calen alighting on the fire escape that Jutted
T E A S P IC E S
tioned to Betty to enter. Her thick
W ron g I’ a .lm to W elcom e a Judge.
dar.
not five feet from Betty’s window.
BAK IN G POWDER
hair
was
In
two
long
braids;
she
had
“The spelling needs reforming, too,”
Most of us are acquainted with
The man who had run to the win
► EXTRACTS
changed
her
tailored
suit
for
a
cling
he said, “ but I’m afraid to tackle that.” dow. watched with eager «yes to see
Punch's Joke concerlng the son of the
ing
negligee
of
oriental
patterned
stuff,
Which shows what he missed by not where the papers fell. Then he clutch
house who, as he gallantly escorted the
having Prof. Brander Matthews handy ed hls hat from the sofa and rushed and a girdle of mammoth diamonds
beauty of the evening to her carriage,
CLOS SET & DEVERS
held
It
close
at
the
waist.
Betty
had
to brace him up and cive him cfourage. from the room. The woman shrugged
PORTLAND. ORE.
her shoulders and sat down again at never seen such grace In a woman be gushingly remarked "I have been wait
the table. They saw her pull out the fore and her eyes were the most won ing all the evelng for this moment.”
It Is an example of bungled flattery
pins from her copper hair and let It fall derful the girl had ever gazed upon.
In glory over her shoulders. Then she They shone so brightly that their color which compares very favorably with
They
were the remark of an unlucky admirer of
walked Into the adjoining room as If was Indistinguishable.
This sterling household remedy has
the recovery of the lost documents wns twin wells of unfathomable brilliancy, the great French actress, Mme. St.
softness and power.
long been recognized as the best and
a matter of perfect lndlfforence.
lafest Blood Purifier, the most successful
The woman stepped Into the bed Denis. Her performance of Zara had
“ Case«rets are certainly fine. I gave a friend
"Hank,”
nudged
Sothern,
“you’re
the
prescription for spring humors and such one when the doctor was treating him for cancer longest Climb out and get those pa room beyond, and Betty, from her seat Just been greeted with enthusiastic ap
the stomach. TlLi next m orning he passed
lisorilers of the blood as boils, pimples, Ot
on the couch, heard her call to the plause, and as Bhe stepped from the
four pieces o f a tape worm. He then got a box pers."
pustules, blotches, sores and cutaneout and in three days he passed a tape-w oim 4 5 feel
clerk.
stage Bhe Bald, "To act that well a
"Larry
Isn’t
as
long
and
he’s
less
Iona.
It
was
Mr.
Matt
Freck,
o
f
Millersburg,
•ruptions. Kasparilla is admitted to be
"This Is E44.” phoned the double of woman should be young and hand
Dauphin Co., Pa. I am quite a worker for Casca- awkward.” commented Frankel
:he best remedy for that lack of energy rets. I use them m yself and find them beneficial
Mrs. Wayne. "Kindly send your house
“And you’re worth less than the keeper here. A young girl, evidently some.” “ Ah, no, madam !" exclaimed
tud the peculiar debility so prevalenl for most any disease caused by impure b lood.“
Chas. E. Condon, Lewiston, Pa., (Mifflin Co.)
rest of us; try It yourself, Frankel," a guest of the house, has become 111, the unfortunate man, in hls anxiety
luring the close of winter and the opening
flashed Hank.
if spring. For derangements of the di
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
and appealed to me for aid. I cannot to pay the highest compliment possi
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
“ Betty Lancey,” asked Larry, "why have her In my suite. She seems ble. “ You are convincing proof to the
10c. 26c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The sren-
jperating directly upon the liver and ali-
aren’t you fragile and willowy Instead afraid to stop alone, so will you send contrary.”
uine tablet stamped CCC. Guaranteed to
nentary canal, gently but persistently
cure or your money back.
of a Juno? Then we’d make a rope a woman to look after her?*
Twice In one evening the great nov
itimulating a healthy activity.
Iti
of the bed-clothes here for a guide
Betty hurried to the door, stealthily elist, Charles DlckenB, was guilty of
seneficial influence extends, however, tc
and send you over."
S ia m e a e U n g l l a l i .
opened It and skulked down the hall
¡very portion of the system, aiding in thf
Philip Hartley was already out of As she rounded the corner something an embarrassing malaproplsm. “ I have
Here Is an amusing extract taken
processes o f digestion and assimilation ol
distinguished myself In two respects
the
window.
While
the
others
held
:ood, promoting a wholesome, natural from a Siamese paper that has an caucus he had pulled the blanket from soft was thrown over her head, and lately,” he wrote to a friend, explain
fastened tightly around her neck. She
ippetite, correcting sour stomach, bad English column for foreign readers:
the bed, torn It In half and tied a slip felt the Impact of a great furry body ing the matter. ” 1 took a young lady
oreath, irregularities of the bowels, con-
“ Shooting Outrage— O Fearful Ago knot firmly around bis left leg.
unknown down to dinner and talked
close to hers.
Itipation and the long list o f trouble! ny.— Khoon Tong was a man of Lan
"Go easy, boys," hs suggested.
And then Betty Lancey knew noth to her about the Bishop of Durham's
iirectly traceable to those unwholesome goon and on hls return accidentally “That’ll make a fair safety.”
ing more. She lay In a dead faint
conditions.
Kasparilla dispels drowsi shot at by some miscreant scoundrels
nepotism In the matter of Mr. Cheese.
Clambering out on the ledge he
ness, headache, backache and despond
I found she was Mrs. Cheese. And I
steadied himself by the top of the sash
Untimely
death,
oh
fearful!
All
men
ency due to inactivity o f the liver,
expatiated to the member for Maryle-
and
worked
slowly
round
to
the
farther
CHAPTER
VI.
expressed
their
mourn.
The
ctSirtilce
kidneys and digestive tract.
It it a
end of the sill. From there hs Inched
Up at the Desterle house Johnny bone, I .or cl Fermoy—generally conceiv
itrengthening tonic of the highest value. dogs Is still at labge.”
hls way along a ridge In the wall till Johnson was alternately pulling hi» ing him to be an Irish member—on
THE BEST SPRINQ MEDICINE SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red, he could Just touch the fire escape. The front hair and pinching hls palms to the contemptible character of the
H oyt C hem ical C o . Portland, Oregon watery and swollen eyes, use PETT letters were white against the Iron and keep awake. Johnny, with his usual Marylebone constituency and Maryle-
IT’S EYE SALVE. All druggists oi Just the fraction of an Inch out of audacity, had ensconced himself for bone representatives."
reach. Betty Lancey saw the difficul the night In the death chamber. Two
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Even these situations, however, are
ty.
Associated Press men were with him;
S h e p p a r d ’.
1 'lu ld .
two reporters from others papers and not quite so embarrassing os that of a
“
Pass
him
this
hat-pin,"
she
said.
Of course everybody knows the pop-
three
detectives.
The
Associated member of Parliament who at a cer
"He can fish them over with that"
o f the ,e » r to have
alar black and white check patterned
your teeth out and
Slowly, very slowly, Hartley moved Press Men wanted to smoke, but John tain political reception remarked to a
p l a t e a n d bridge
cloth "Sheppard's plaid,” but ninety ! the precious papers over ths narrow ny rebelled against either Illumination neighbor, “ I wonder who that homely
work done. Forou t-
of-tow n patrons we
nine people of every hundred ascribe Iron shelf. Impaling them on the hat or smoking.
finish p l a t e a n d
old woman Is over there?" pointing
bridge work in one
the origin of this cognomen to some | pin point Then with cramped fingers
"If there's anybody cornin’ back out a rather stout old lady at the oth
dor i f necessary.
Pm icxsi
connection with the pastoral personage he put them Into his Inner pocket and here," he contended. "If he or ehe
er end of the room.
Molar Crowns $ 5 . 0 0
which is apparently indicated. Indeed began the return craw l Hs was bare emells smoke or scee lights, there'll be
“ That, sir,” was the reply, “ Is my
22k Bridge Teeth 3« 5 0 the description Is generally written er ly within Betty’s room again
when no cornin’."
Gold Fillings
1 .0 0
w
ife
!”
"Conelderlng
the
ashes
and
cigar
they
heard
a
loud
rapping
at
the
next
roneously by tailors as "shepherd'» j
Enamel Filling» 1 . 0 0
"Ob, no, n o !” stammered the con
Sheppard was the manufac door. After a short wait a woman’s ette stubs that we found on the floor,"
Silver Filling.
. 5 0 plaid.”
suggested the first Associated Press fused parliamentarian. “ I mean the
turer who first Introduced this fabric, i voice answered shrilly,
Good Rubber
_
Man. “the only way to Invoke ths person standing on her r ig h t”
“What do you want?"
p iim
5 .0 0
and
he
exhibited
hls
invention
at
!
Best Rubber
_ . A
The calmly suave tons« of a well- ghost of Cerlsse Wayne would be
“ Indeed! That la my daughter!”
the great exhibition of 1851.— London
Pistes
7 .5 0
ordered hotel employs replied, “Sorry through smoke."
The first Baron Kenyon was rathei
Painless Extr'tion . 5 0 Scraps.
"What
do
we
want
of
her
ghost."
to
disturb
you,
madam,
but
ths
gen
_____________■ remiss
b u t m it h o o s
in lets Extraction Free when plates or bridge work
tleman Just above you has dropped by sneered Johnny. "This Is no seance. fond of telling the story of how, while
ordered. Consultation Free, y o n cannot get better
accident some very Important papers. What we want Is the fellow who made on circuit with Justice Rook, they en
painless work anywhere, no matter how much yon pay. |
A l l w o rk fu lly g u a ra n te e d fo r fifte e n y e a rs.
tered s village Just In tlms to accom
They have alighted on tbs firs escape the gh ost"
Ths blvouao was nerva-racking. Ths pany the population to tha little vil
attached to your window, and we can
not reach them except through this old house apparently had a bounteous lage church. The parish clerk, anxious
IN C O RPO RA TK O
rodent population and the little beasts to have the congregation show due ap
room."
"Can’t you go from the room above." scampered back and forth In ths wells preciation of the honor, conferred by
Faffing Building. Third ft Washington, POdTUNO. OftfCON
argued the woman's voice. “The Idea with spooky gam bols Every window
office Hour«: I A. M .te S f. K. Sundays, S Ve 1
of getting me up at this hour because In the house rattled, and the pall of the presence of the distinguished Jur
some Imbecile hasn’t brains enough to emptiness that always hangs heavily ists, gave out two verses of one of the
keep hls letters from blowing out of In a deserted human habitation rested metrical psalms, "Speak, 0 ye Judges
of the earth. If Just your sentence be;
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla is not a the window. If hs’ d been asleep as he —a deed weight—In the air.
Two Mocks distant ths elevated or must not Innocence appeal to Heav
strong drink. As now msde, should have been at this time he
wouldn't have lost them. Indeed. HI trains rumbled dully by, and the
there is not a drop of alcohol not open that door. Oo up a flight, or morning parade of ths milk wagons en from your decree? Your wicked
hearts and Judgments are alike by
in it. It is a non-alcoholic tonic down one."
had not yet begun—to touch the vis
malice swayed; your griping hands by
ions
of
the
night
with
the
realities
of
“Oh.
madame.
I
assure
you,"
broke
and
alterative.
Ask
your
own
This wom iefu! man has
mighty bribes to violence betrayed."
the day.
In the clerk again.
made a life study o f the
doctor about your taking this
3 y this time most of the adults had
ruperties o f Roots.
“What’s ths row. Mary?" growled a
"This Is too much for ms," cried on«
^ lerbs
and Barks, and
m edicine for thin, impure sleepy masculine voice. The woman of the detectives "Let get out snd woke up to the application of the
is giving the world the
benefit o f his serricea.
psalm snd rsmslned silent, allowing
b l o o d . F o l l o w his advice on the Inside and ths clerk on ths out take s breath.”
side began a simultaneous explanation.
The little group, sit except Johnny, ths children snd • few women to con
No Mercury, Poisons
every time. He knows.
In the middle of It all the sleepy voles arose with alacrity. Ha stopped alone tinue ths second versa.— Tit-Bits.
or Drugs Used. No
gave a return growl and ordered:
In the old house, and tried te keep hls
Operation# or Cutting
W e publish our fo r a aloe
"Unlock that door, Mary, and get eyes open and, falling, wondered why
W o b a n is h a lc o h o l
PraetleoL
Guarantees to euro Catarrh. Asthma, Long.
hs didn’t advertise ths newspaper busi
y fr o m o u r a s d i e l o o s back Into bed."
Stomach and Kidney troubles, und all Privato
Walking leisurely around the Egyp
There was ths grating of ths bolt, ness as a curs for Insomnia and aocrue
Diseases o f M n and Women.
W s u rge y o u to
o o n s u .t y o u r
tian sphinx, ths traveler from Ameri
the lifting of a window, and than a cosh thereby, when—
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just received from Pekin, China—safa, sure
cry of horror.
"What’s that?" asked Johnny of ca Inspected It from all points of view.
and reliable. U.. failing in its works.
“They are gone! They're not here! himself. He heard with Joyous ears
Ask your doctor, "W h a t ii the fln t grea
"I t ’s a shame," he exclaimed, "to
I f you cannot calk write fo r symptom blank
I know « scraping and sliding In ths closet op leave ths thing In that shape. If I
rule of h e a lth ? ”
Nine doctors out o Rome! ody has stolen them.
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stumps.
ten will auickly reply, “ Keep the boweli they lit hers.
I was so careful to posite. where he had picked up the hod It out In Chicago I could clap a
CONSULTATION fWTE
regular.”
Then ask him another quea watch."
gold and amethyst garter. It sounded
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
tion, " W h e t do you think of Ayer'i
"Nobody In the hotel got them. N o ss If the baseboard wars being forci good cement nose on that face so quick
Pills
for
constipation?”
body round here’s got a light," an bly removed, or, rather, as If someone It would make Its head swim I
1 U k n m S t , ca r. M w H m r Pact I , ad. Or.
- ■ ■ n w u . t , Q .U n O ,. U n U .K in .-n nounced ths clerk.
were endeavoring to slide It back, and cago Tribune.
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watch, with an Inscription to the effect
that It was a gift from a certain Lon
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practices.
Years afterward the so
licitor had the watch stolen from hls
waistcoat pocket, but It came back to
him by post with a letter of apology,
stating that “ we never rob one of our
pals."— London Answers.
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