a
“Wake Up,
Farmers!"
s i n
i . i i t i
.
v .ir i.
Mias Mary Garden, at a lea at the
Belelvue-Stratford
In
Philadelphia,
praised the skill of the modem corset
maker.
“ It Is really wonderful,” saJd Miss
Garden, “ what this artist can do. 1
have seen fat old women who, from
certain aspects, looked like supple girls.
It was the corset-maker. And that re
minds me of an answer that I heard
In Sunday school when I was a little
girl.
“ ‘What Is it,’ our superintendent
asked, ‘that bands us together and
makes us better than we ara by na
ture?”
“ ‘Our corset, sir/ piped a wise little
girl of 8.”_________________ _
•«ays Smith.
"Just ■«*» the
hÍKli pries l'li
pay you."
13c per lb. fey Potk.
18 c per lb. for L iv e Hens.
l » c to 20 c per lr . lor Dressed Hens,
l i e to 12c pe. ib. for Dressed Veal.
Fggs per C o ten. 22 '.c.
Smith pay» the abive prices for pood, f a t
pro ice.
He does not charge commission.
A d d r a . » a il .-hipmenu to th e
F R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO.
“ F igh ting the B eef Trust”
P O R TLA N D , OREGON
N ow and T h en In Boston.
It ts doubtful If the patriots ever
dreamed that the steeple on their
meeting house would ever be used to
aid in announcing the returns of a red
hot municipal election.— Boston Reo
ord.
T h e
A Body Builder
Tithout Alcohol
A Blood Purifier
Without Alcohol
A Great Alterative
Without Alcohol
A Doctor’ s Medicine Without Alcohol
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W o p u b lis h o u r fo rm u la s
R
W s bsn iah s lo o h o l
fr o m o u r m o d is m o s
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W o u rg e y o u to
oou su U y o u r
f
Ayer’ s Pills are liver pills. They act
directly on the liver, make more bile
secreted. This is why they are so valu
able in constipation, biliousness, dys
pepsia, sick-headache. Ask your doctor
if he knows a better laxative pill.
•— Msds by ths J. C. A yer Co., Lowell, M u i.—
From seaweed, when reduced to ash
es, are pained some of the most benefi
cent preparations in use to-day. Some
of these are iodine, bromine, hydrlodio
acid, iodides of sodium, mercury, po
tassium,
mapnesium
and
calcium.
From it are extracted coloring matters,
volatile oil, and its ingredients are
used in photography.
A
T im o r o u s
A d m is s io n .
I’d like to be a boy and plan
Youth’s Joys once more; but Just th«
same
I ’d rather be a hard-worked man
Than mingle in a football gam«,
—Washington Star.
S T E IN W A Y
A Beautiful Book FREE
This beautiful booklet, containing /5 splendid pho
togravures of the world’s most celebrated musicians,
may be had free upon request, providing the follow
ing questions are answered. We will also send free
m copy of “ Old Favorite Songs.”
“ I notice some of the old newspaper
jokes have got on the stage.”
“ So?”
“ Yes; and they really seem quite
fresh in musical comedy.”— Louisville
Courier-Journal.
N U iiid ELECTRICAL.
Do you expect to buy a Piano ? .........................
When?..............................................................
Nam e...............................................................
▲ steam turbine electric locomotiv
la being tried out In England.
The General Electric Company hat
greatly enlarged Its plant at Lynn
Mass.
It Is planned to extend the New
York Central electrification to North
White Plains.
An oil tempering bath heated by
electricity has been produced by the
General Electric Company.
London has a new club which Is al
most entirely run by electricity, even
the waiters being electrical.
Searchlights have become a factor
In labor troubles. They are used to
Illuminate the grounds about factory
property.
An electric pen has been Invented
which will prevent forgeries.
This
pen makes tiny perforations through
the paper.
Austria Is to develop 50,000 elec
trical horse-power from the river Gas-
ka, which will be used for lighting and
Industrial purposes.
Bacteriologists are now using an
electrically heated Incubator to hatch
germs because the temperature can be
controlled for an Indefinite period
without variation.
It has been proven that our great
terminals, where traffic Is constant,
where switch engines are shunted back
and forth and suburban trains are run
frequently, can be operated more eco
comically by electricity th->n *»v
Address............................................................
P re fe re n c e
th e
t 'l n . a l c u l ,
Easy to Win Back jj
Your health
I
It is not a very hard task to get
back to the “ highway o f health”
provided you act promptly at the
first sign o f weakness or ill-health
and assist Nature in every way pos
sible. Then this calls for the friend
ly aid o f Hostetter’s Stomach Bit
ters immediately. Delay or experi
menting with unknown remedies
only aggravates matters, prolongs
your sickness and makes it just so
much harder to win back your
health. Thousands o f people, who
know from actual experience, keep
a bottle o f the Bitters handy at all
times, and a few doses at the right
time always wards off a sick spell.
Try this plan today. It is excellent
in cases o f Poor Appetite, Heart-
bum, Belching, Sick Headache, In
digestion, Dyspepsia, Costiveness,
Biliousness, Spring Ailments, Impure
Blood, Malaria, Fever and Ague.
Insist on having Hostetter’s.
TO EXCHANGE.
Free
O W A R D E. B U R T O N — Asaayer and Chem ist.
Lead ville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver. Lead. $1. Gold. Silver, 75c; Gold. 50c; Zino
o r Copper. $1. Mailing envelopes and full p r ic e lis t
sent on application. Control and U m p ire w ork so
lic ite d . Reference: Carbonate N a tio n a l Bank.
H
hftpaid catavOGui NO 4
NET PRICE Catalogue of
PIPE REPAIRING
Partlaad
fu r
"Can openers?” said tho salesgirl.
“Yes, ma'am; what kind?”
"A n y good kind will do,” answered
Mrs. Lapsling. ‘‘I’ve heard my nephew
Bertram speak of the arma virumque
can opener. I’ll look at one of those, If
you please.”
General merchandise store right in th e h e a r t « f
Portland, West Side, on main thoroughfare, d o w n
to w n ; cash business o f last year, $40.000; th is is a
fortune maker: we value stock and fixtures fro m
$10,000 to $12,000. Will exchange for cash o r live
stock or acreage, farm land or some good real es
tate in Portland. Describe your property in full.
A d d r ss A B 855, Oregonian, Portland, O r e g o u .
S IG SIC H E L ât CO.
VICTOR
T A L K IN G
M AC H IN ES
S IX T H A N D MORRISON, OPP. PO STO FFICE, PO R TLAN D , OREGON
B y C o m p a r is o n .
Of «tei? description by stai). AMBER,BRIER
mi MEERSCHAUM. Artificial Cslsri«.
ay& Co.
^ DN°o™EE Sherman
Power Sprayers, Drag
Saws, and Wood Saws,
Saw M ill Machinery,
Rock Crushers & Road
Machinery, all kinds o f
Pumps, Irrigation Out
fits and Rams, Well
drilling M a c h i n e r y ,
Pneumatic Tanks, M ar
ine and Stationary Gas
olene Engines, Launch
Supplies, Launches and
Canoes, Belting, Hose
and Packing.
i / -
H a t s Cleaned A blocked 5 0 c ,
with New Trimminfs $ 1— P a n
a m a s $ 1 — Ladies Straw Hats re
led. 6 c postage mails your
|soft hat to us. 3 1 5 -1 7 A l d a r
S t. P o r tla n d , O r e g o n .
f R e ie r s o n
M A C H IN E R Y C O
-
SICK
INCRESCENT
W ill Find Speedy Relief and Absolut«
Cure by Using the
W e ju s t T re a tm e n t
(Bicones locally; tablets internally.)
It is an honest reliable treatment used
by physicians everywhere every clay in all
cases o f inflammations, ulcers, discharges,
irregularities, nervous symptoms, etc.
O N E M O N T H T R E A T M E N T $1.00
A t Druggists or Sent Direct Prepaid.
W E J U S T R E M E D Y CO.
Forest G rove, Or.
Legislation
Among
Kind o f
Needed.
Spring Medicine
Washington, A pril 12 — President
T a ft’s conservation legislation has a
rough road to travel.
Very little has been accomplished so
far, and as the session advances, the
prospects for favorable action steadily
diminish. What the ultimate outcome
will be no one seems competent to say;
not even the [most earnest friends o f
the administration measures.
One reason for the uncertainty is the
great diveristy o f opinion among sena
tors and representatives as to the kind
o f conservation legislation that should
be enacted. There are radicals in sym
pathy with Pinchot; there are radicals
of the other type who would make ab
solutely no changes in the present
laws, and between the extremes are
men who hold all manner o f views. A ll
efforts thus far to compromise have
met with failure.
The senate w ill probably take the
lead in passing'conservation bills, be
cause thereMs a manifest desire on the
part o f the senate public lands com
mittee to get together and put through
those bills upon ^which compromises
can be reached.
It is true that only
three bills have thus far been compro
mised, i f the $30,008,000 irrigation
certificate bill is eliminated, but as op
portunity is offered, these three bills
will probably be given consideration,
and the indications are that they w ill
pass the senate in some form or other.
The bills referred to are those regu
lating the development and use o f wa
ter power, permitting prospecting on
oil and gas lands, and authorizing the
withdrawal o f lands for public pur
poses. There is objection to all these
bills, it is true, and it is believed that
some changes may be made before the
bills pass the senate, but [the expecta
tion is that the main features o f all
w ill be preserved.
The powersite bill, which proposes
to confer absolutely upon the states
the control o f water power within their
borders, w ill be opposed by the follow
ers o f Pinchot, who stand out for Fed
eral control and regulation, but it is
not believed they are strong enough to
change the general character o f the
pending measure.
The oil and gas land bill w ill meet
with objections from senators who are
not favorable to the present system o f
withdrawing such lands from entry,
and regultaing their development un
der government supervision.
There
will be greater difficulty reaching an
agreement on the withdrawal bill than
on the others, because there is great
diversity o f opinion as to how far the
power o f withdrawal should go.
H o o d ’ s S a rs a p a rilla
It purifies and enriches the blood,
T w o ‘« G re c o * » R e p o r t e r s .
cures eruptions, builds up the system, j
The Inexperienced reporter la Ukaly
Get It today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. to have an undeveloped "news sense.”
Atanyuo'. i'aw raw n ils coax ine jive»
Into ccilvily by g e n tle method». They da
uot occur, grip« or weuken. They ur» •
Look Out, lloy s!
tunic to the »totnuch, liver sod uervee;
Invigorate Instead of weuken. They eu- i A German professor has found that
rich the blood uud enable the »tomneh to
get all the nourishment from food that la a boy In walking a mile through the
put Into It. These pills contain no calo streets of a town Is exposed to 10,000,-
mel; they are soothing, healing and stim
ulating. For sale by all druggist» In 10c 000 germs and microbes that may
nnd 28e »lie». I f you need medical ad cause his death. It seems they never
vice, write Munynn'» Doctor«. They will do cause his death, but the only safe
advise to the beat of their ability abso
lutely free of CharKe. Mt'NYON’S, «14 way for a boy to do Is to remain at
Every one will recall the story of the
journalist who was sent to report a
fashionable wedding. He returned an
hour or so later empty-handed. When
j asked what happened, he said, “ Noth
| ing at all; the groom didn't come.” A
writer In Llppincott’s Magazine re
counts an Incident not dissimilar.
At a certain school of journalism A
a n d J t E c i u a S i» ., P h ila d e lp h ia , f a .
home and take out the ashes and I part of the practical work le to do reg
Sand 10c for trial package.
bring In the coal. If he feels any dan ular reporting. One time a »tu d .it
ger he can black the cook stove and was sent In haste to "cover" a railroad
whitewash the cellar.
E q u a l to l a » E n t r s e u e y .
wreck at a town a few miles away.
“ No, Gerald,” »he »aid, shaking her
It grew to be almost time for the pa
Seaaoned»
lovely head; " I positively will not m ar
per to go to press, and still no word
"That
»lees
of
beef
Is
not
very
well
ry you before next June.”
from the young man on the assign
"B ut your father and mother both,” season’« , ” said (he customer in the ment. In desperation, the dean of the
urged the young man, "think— “
restaurant.
Bchool telegraphed to ask why the
“ Don't quote papa and mamma; they
“ It ought ta he. sir,” replied the
are thinking only of their plans for the aproned attendant; " I understand it’s story w?s not forthcoming. The reply
summer. I f you change my determ ina been In coif storage for six months.” was:
“ Too much excitement W alt till
tion, Gerald, you will have to bring
—Yonkers Statesman.
more pressure to bear than that.”
things quiet down."
Gerald, being a resourceful young
man, promptly brought the pressure ts
bsar.— Chicago Trlbuns.
Mrs. Russell Sage has offered half a
Mother« win find Mrs. Winslow’ s Soothing
million dollars to the American Bible Byrrp the best remedy to use tot their uhUdran
Society If an equal amount can be j do sg the teething period.
raised. The time limit on this offer ex- j
S t r ic t W o m e n
W h o Levs.
To Breal: in New Shoes.
plres on the last day of the present j
Always »hake In Alien’« Foot-Kue, a powder. year.
The strictest women are at times thn
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
most loving. When this happens their
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
«11 druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dent accept 1
attachment is as strong as death, their
iny substitute. Sample mailed FKEK, Addrese
fidelity as resisting as ths diamond.
Allen 8. Olmsted, Lo Roy, N. Y.
N et
la
H er
8 s «.
"W hy should wa bs so anxious to
signal Mars?" asked Mrs. Cumrox.
" It would surely be desirable to
know something of Its Inhabitants,"
replied the modest scientist.
"Do you think so? From what I
read, I gather the Idea that most of
them ara working on canals. Know
ing as I do how soma canalbo&Unen
talk, I am very much Inclined to let
well enough alone.” — Washington Star.
More Dead Found
Cherry, 111., April
p. m. November 14.”
This message from
mine was brought to light today with
the recovery o f 31 more bodies entomb
ed since the disaster of November 13.
The bodies were taken from the low
er level, 300 feet below ground. The
men had retreated to a space 20 feet
square and had construted a rude fan
of boards to keep the air circulating.
On the fan in big letters were chalk
ed the words quoted above, indicating
the men had lived at least until the
day after the fire.
That the miners
were ir. the habit o f keeping their sav
ings on their persons was shown by the
amount o f money found on the bodies.
One miner had in his belt $1,400.
In
the belt o f another miner was found
$190, and another had $172.
These
men were foreigners and evidently
preferred to carry their money in their
clothing to depositing it in banks.
H ie
A
- L -
¿01
182-1H4 l 86 MorrUon
8 t.
Port land.Ore<jon
" P ot o v e r n in e year* I suffered w fd r c h r o n ic
c o n s tip a tio n and du rin g th is tim e I h td to take
en in je c t io n o f w arm w a t e r o u c e e v e r y 24 hours
b e fo r e I c o u ld h a v e an action on m y bowels.
H a p p ily I t r ie d C a sca rets, and today I am a well
m an.
D u r in g th e n in e y e a rs b efore 1 used
C a a c e re ts I s u ffe re d u n to ld m isery w ith in tern al
p ile s . T h a n k s to yo u , I am f r e e from all that
th ia m o r n in g . Y o u ca n use th is in behalf o f
s u ffe r in g h u m a n ity .
B. P . F is h e r , Roanoke, I1L
Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
10c, 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back.
u
1 0
They are hungry for devotion and
athirst for sacrifice. Their love Is A
piety, their tenderness a religion, and
they triple the energy of love by en
shrining It as a duty.— Henri Frederla
Ainiel.
__________________
On
th e
O th er
H and.
A-spInntng sat Priscilla fair;
John Alden came to woo her there.
So she put down the spinning whae.
W hile he put up the winning spiel.
— Kansas City Times.
Though near death’s door, by all the
Blgns.
A man got well who dealt In mines.
For death may love a shining mark
And yet not love a mining shark.
— Chicago Tribune.
Im p a c t.
"Uncle Jerry, you think there's going
to be an awful smash in prices some
of these days, do you?’’
“ Gosh, yes!
Look at the dlstanoe
they’ve got to fall.”
F e lic it a t io n s !
"Maudle,” said Algy. " I told Bivins
of our engugement the other day.”
"W h at did he aay?"
"W ell, you just ought to have heard
him.”
“ Did he congratulate you?"
"Did he congratulate me? W ell, I
should sim per!"
"W h a t did he say?”
"O, you oughtn’t to ask me that."
"Yes, but I want to know."
"W ell, he— er— said, ’you lucky d o g ! '"
C o m p a ris o n
Shunned.
T h o K in d Y o u l l a v o A lw a y s l i o u g l i t h as b o r n e t h e s ig n a
tu r e o f C lia s. I t . F le t c h e r , a n d lia s b e e n m a d e u n d e r hla
p e rs o n a l s u p e rv is io n f o r o v e r HO y e a r s . A l l o w n o o n e
t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is . C o u n te r fe its , Im ita tio n s a n d
“ J iist-a s-| rn o d ” a r e b u t K x p e r iin e n ts , a n ti e n d a n g e r th o
h e a lth o f C h ild r e n —E x p e r ie n c e a g a in s t e x p e r im e n t .
What is CASTORIA
C ast o r ia is a h a rm le s s s u b s titu te f o r C a s to r O il, P a r e -
B o ric , D ro p s a n d ¡S ooth in g S yru p s.
I t is P le a s a n t. I t
c o n ta in s n e ith e r O p iu m , M o r p h in e n o r o t h e r N a r c o t ie
«u b s ta n c e . I t s a g e is its g u a r a n te e . I t d e s tr o y s W o r m s
a n d a lla y s F e v e ris h n e s s . I t c u re s D ia r r h o e a a n d W i n d
C o lic . I t r e lie v e s T e e t h in g T r o u b le s , c u re s C o n s tip a tio n
a n d F la tu le n c y . I t a s s iim la te s t h o F o n d , r e g u la te s t h e
S to m a c h a n d D o w e ls , g iv in g h e a lth y a n ti n a tu r a l s le e p .
T h e C h ild r e n ’ s P a n a c e a —T it o M o t h e r 's F r ie n d .
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
Jl
Wise Dental Co.
T )le& VSENG INf HOISE
O» '"i «SO« T MWIftT
Constipatm
Pettit’s Eye Salve First Sold in 1807,
Th# Patent office Is some (7,000,000
over 100 years ago; sales increase
yearly; wonderful remedy, cured mil-' ahead on revenue from patents, nearly
lions weak eyes.
All druggists or (1,000,000 last year alone. Considering
the measureless, multiplied millions of
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
“ You didn’t cry at all at the mati
nee.”
"No,” answered the reposeful girl;
orcelaii
crown for
S 3. 5C
“ I couldn't think of such a thing.”
Molar Crown«
"But the young woman with you
22k Bridg»Te«th
wept copiously."
Gold Fillings
. (
“ Of course. Her lace handkerchiefs
Enamel Fillings 1.0Í
Peruvian Consul Quits Post.
are ever so much more elegant than
.51
Silver Fillings
Inlay Filling! 2.51
__________________
Guayaquil, April 7.— The Peruvian mine.”
Good Rubber
Plates
5.00 consul left here tonight for Callao.
O r I ic In o f t h e S a y ln f fe
Best Red 'Nk-
The American consul has taken charge
She was an enormoui young woman.
bar Plats.
o f Peruvian interests.
The govern
"H a v e you anybody here,” she asked.
ta viim ciTmuHfs m reRTuso
Painless Extr‘ don
ment has established a censorship o f *ae tall ns I am?”
W O R K G U A R A N TE E D FO R IS YE A R S
Painless Extraction Free when plate* or bridge worl all dispatches.
In
the
face
o
f
popular
” Yee, I guess so,” answered the pro
i l* ordered. Consultation Free, You cannot got bettoi
I nninlom work done anywhere. A ll work fu lly guar excitement and rioting it was officially prietor o f the dime museum.
anteed. Modern electric equipment. Boot mothoda.
announced today that Ecuador and Peru
“ Well, I’m from Missouri,” rejoined
would endeavor to settle their bound Rlla Ewing, the giantess; “ you’ll have
to
show me.”
ary dispute directly at Washington.
NO B u i l d i k q
» a W ahh .S tb . P O R TLA N D , OREGON
So they put her Inside and phoweri
Ecuador’s special envoy is Clemente
Ponce, and he ' will proceed to the her, along with the other freaks.— C hi
cago Tribune.
American capital. The military forces
P N U
No. IS—*10
o f Ecuador are under arms.
W
H E N w r itin g to a d v e r tia e n p l s u e
m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .
$1.50 Per Dozen.
$6.00 Per Hundred.
$40.00 Per Thousand
April-M au Is the l i m e to Plant Rhubarb ana Berry Plants
J. B. W A G N E R The R H U B A R B and B E R R Y Special s*
Pa^?dena, California
BAKING POW DER
o f Opinion
blessings and dollars from Inventions,
and considering the silent tragedy and
A n In d u c e m e n t.
Lad y— I want to put in this adver despair of poor Inventors, this seems
tisement for a cook.
I t w ill go I d like seething the lamb In Its own moth
er's milk.— N ew York Press.
three lines, won’t It?
Clerk (a fte r cou n tin g)— No, madam.
W e’ll have to charge you for four
lines, but you can put In four mors
in Cherry Mine.
words i f you wish.
Lady (suddenly Inspired)— Say "P o
12.— “ A ll alive 2
llceman stationed opposite c o rn e r!"—
the St. Paul coal Answers.
WOMEN
CRIMSON W IN T E R R H U BA RB
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING;
Diversity
Legislators as to
Without Alcohol
Aver’ s Sarsaparilla
f>\L
Does K i a i i » s>ss»«v
This rather surprising question la
raised by Dr. Gnstnv Le Bon. • well
known scientist, w in calls upon th#
friends « f science to contribute $10.00«,
the sum which he «atlmates as prob
ably necessary to cover tho coot of
experiments to prove whether radium
really exists. His own Idea Is that
there 1« no such metal, and that tho
S p lltln g T h e m .
phenomena from which Its existence
Actor-Manager— 1 s’posa all the crit
has been Inferred ars due to unknown
ics will roast the show?
combinations analogous to those whlck
Star— Oh, cheer up! Hire their
impart th* property of phosphoresence
wives to play some of the minor parts
to certain sulphides. He calls atten
and they won’t <1aro!— Puck.
tion lo th« fact that what we uiually
call radluD Is simply the chloride oi
bromide of an unknown substance. A
pure chloride, he says, is nevsr phos-
There Is no other season when m edi phoresent, but becomes so whe*
cine Is so much needed as in the mixed with traces of certain other su|>
Bprlng. The blood Is Impure and Im stances. He predicts that the result • (
poverished— a condition Indicated by
pimples, bolls and other eruptions on j the research that he propose« would be
the face and body, by deficient vitality, to derive from the ao-called chloride of
loss o f appetite, lack of strength.
radium nothing more than the well
The best spring medicine, according known netal barium, and holds that
to the experience and testimony of
the observed radio-activity reaulta
thousands annually, Is
simply from certain now unknown
chemical combinations.
fiu d lc tlv *.
“ T g h !" spluttered Mr. Jones. "That
nut had a worm In It."
"Here.” urged a frlsnd, offering him
a glass of water, "drink this and wash
It down.”
"Wash It down!" growled Jones.
"Why should I? Let him w alk!"— Ev
erybody's.
Hope for Compromise, but House
Is Badly Divided.
Great
N o v e ltie s .
The curse of modern life— the thirst
for the new, the rage to get out of the
old skin— is the blight on our litera
ture, our art, our drama, our manners
—even our morals. It Is passion with
out aim, or conviction, or feeling—a
mere restless Itch to get free from old
habits and to get into something un
common, It hardly matters what, if
only It can announce Itself as “ uncoil-
-entlonal.”
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Anthony Drexel, Jr., shortly after
the annunocement of his engagement
to Miss Marjorie Gould, dined at the
Knickerbocker Club In Fifth avenue.
W h y »
Mr. Drexel, apropos of parsimony
“ Pop?”
coupled with great wealth, said;
“ Yes, my son.”
“ We have In Philadelphia a notori
‘‘Why is it that a rooster makes ously mean millionaire.
This man,
more noise crowing than a hen does while dressing the other morning,
cackling, and he don’t even lay a cor* looked closely at his valet's legs.
ner-stone?"— Yonkers Statesman.
Then he said:
” 'Those are very good trousers,
Thompson. Did I give them to you?’
“ 'Yes, sir,’ said the valet; ‘last
mjnth, sir.'
‘“ Well, here’s a quarter for you/
said the millionaire. ‘I'll have them
back/”
New and sfcond-hand Safes and
Vault Boors. Cheap for cash or
T h o . e O ld , O ld q u e s t i o n . ,
casv terms. Call or write lor cuts
and prices.
"Paw, a man says 'I lie.’ If he Ho»
he tells the truth, and If he tells tho
truth he lies, doesn’t he?”
(W ith a groan.) ‘‘My boy, that was
Agenta
an old gag In the days of Socrates.
H erring-H all-M arvin Safe Co.
You'll be asking me next who wrote
87 Fifth St.
‘The Beautiful Snow/ or whether It’s
true that the consumer pays ths tax!”
—Chicago Tribune.
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No Law to Punish Jap Spies.
Manila, April 7.— Much indignation
has been aroused by the release o f the
two Japanese who were arrested here
a few days ago on the charge o f being
spies. They were given their liberty
on cable instructions from Washington.
Owing to the fact that there is no pro
vision in the Philippine military fcode
governing the trial o f spies o f a nation
not at war with the United States, the
alleged spies were turned over to the
civil authorities. An investigation o f
the civil laws likewise showed that the
statutes were inadequate.
In U s e
For Ovér 3 0 Years.
▼Ml CKNTAUR bJM M III, TT MURRAY STRUT, NCW VORN CITY.
Portland is th; hi; ir r !::! p!»ce of Ike
N( rthwest.
N O T IC E .
I hereby give notice that the firm oi
Davis <fc Bnitknmp which has been doing
a real estate business with offl es at ro »m
510 Dekum buiM ng, Portland, Ore., has
ceased to exist, and tb it John Huitknrnp
will not be responsible for any debts or oU
ligations contracted for by John A. Davis,
now residing at the H . Charles Hotel,
Portland, Or -., eithci by himself or in tin
name o f the firm.
Date of the fir-t nuhliention In the Or*
gon Journal, April l*t, 1010.
JOHN HITITKA MP.
K A S P A R IL L A
Cured by Electropodes
N ew Electric Treatment.
Metal fnsolss— -w orn
tid e «h oe«. Body becom e« magnet---nerve« t»ie
inner tin g wire«.
P oeitlv« cure lor Rheumatism,
ruralgia. Backache, K id ney and L iv e r com-
linta. O nly f 1.00 pair.
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Druggist*
rued.
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ruggist’ • send us $1.00.
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Sermons Don’t Please.
Baltimore, April. 7— The Rev. W il lisorders of the Dlood ss boils, pimples
liam E. Hauflf, pastor o f Jerusalem pustules, blotches, sores and cutaneoui
¡ruptions. Kasparilla is admitted to b<
Evangelical Lutheran church, o f G a r-; .be best remedy for that lack of energy
P o rtla n d
S e u ttl«
K p ok an s
denville, an eastern suburb o f this I ind the peculiar debility so prevalent
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city, persisted in reading his sermons i luring the done of winter and the opening
until some o f his congregation told him >f spring. For derangements of the dr
he was no longer needed. The preach (.stive organs it is • natural corrective,
er declares that the church door was operating directly upon the liver and ali-
locked by some o f his flock, who then ; nentary caual, gently but persistently
Mimulating ■ healthy activity.
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barricaded the door with boards nailed j
icneficisl influence extends, however, tc
from the inside. He has put the mat ; svery portion of the system, aiding in the
ter into the hands o f a lawyer.
processes of digestion and assimilation ol
!ood, promoting • wholesome, natural
Missouri Hurricane Does Damage.
ippetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
Kansas City, Mo., April 7. — Dam-1 oresth, irregularities of the bowels, con-
age amounting to many thousands #f itipation and the long list of troubles
dollars was done by a hurricane that iirectly traceable to thoee unwholesome
conditions.
Kasparilla dispels drowsi
swept Northeastern Missouri last even
ness, headache, backache and despond- B d o n c h i a l T r o c h e s
ing.
Macon suffered the greatest «ncy due to inactivity of the liver, 8. - 1 t h . —a te. In »U k in * » o f o u t h t r . S in g e r . and
damage, several houses being swept kidneys and digestive tract.
: a c .e k .r . itnS them tn v.k ieh le to , ch a rin g t h .
It ie a
. T h e r e 1 » m t l l n f ao e ffe c tt-e foe S ore T h m l ,
from their foundations and scores o f strengthening tonic of the highest value.
■wire» and C ou gh». F i f t y year*’ reputation.
telephone poles being tom from the
P f f c e , 25 r e n t», 5 0 c en t» »n il ( f . 0 0 per ban.
THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE t e m p i»» m atte« cm ren .eic.
ground. The electric light plant was
H o y t C h e m ic a l C o . Portland, Oregon
put out o f commission.
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Dr. Carl Webber, still practicing le
Now York City, performed In IMS the
first operation for appendleltla Thera
was no knowledge of stomach cuttings
at that time. The operation was per
formed without antiseptics. The ta-
stniments and appliances were com
paratively primitive. The patient Is
alive and well In New York te-day.