HONOR TO REGUURS President Taft Speaks on Noted Field of Gettysburg. OPPOSED TO REDUCTION IN ARMY Expects Congress, With Aid o f Hot Weather, to Adjourn by June 20— Monument Unveiled. Gettysburg, Pa., June 1.— Yesterday was the day o f tardy honor to the “ reg­ ular” at Gettysburg. An imposing shaft o f granite, erected by congress to the memory of those o f the regular army who fell in the three days’ battle, was unveiled by the president’s daugh­ ter, Miss Helen H. Taft, while the president paid tribute to officers and men o f the United States army, past and present. The president puts himself on record as opposed to any reduction in the standing army. He told o f the preju­ dice that often had arisen against the possible aggressions o f a regular army and a professional soldiery, and o f the corresponding difficulty in arousing that love and pride in the army which expresses itself today and has fre­ quently expressed itself in the past in behalf o f the navy. The president as serted that the services of the regulars had never been commemorated ade­ quately by congress or the nation. “ The profession nf arms always has been an honorable one,” he declared " A l l honor to the regular army of the United States. N ever in its history has it had a stain upon its escutcheon.” On the way to Gettysburg from Pittsburg, the president’s car was side- tracted at York for two hours and dur­ ing his stay he made a brief address, in which he declared again his hope for the early enactment o f a tariff law, adding: “ I have been called an optimist for predicting that congress would adjourn by June 20. Perhaps I am. But if the Lord is good to us and the weather gets hot enough in June, I think our national legislators w ill be mighty glad to get out o f those two close chambers at Washington.” Four regiments o f the regular army were here to participate in the exer­ cises. There also was a personal es­ cort to the president composed of vet­ erans o f the regular army who fought in the Gettysburg campaign. The president was taken for a drive over the battlefield. A t several points he alighted and stood on the prominences overlooking the valley below and the mountains in the far distance. The ceremonies o f the unveiling were simple. Miss T a ft pulled the silken cord that released the flags draped about the monument. In fall­ ing one o f the flags caught on a bronze eagle decorating one o f the inscribed tablets. A trooper gave the flag a tug, but it could not be released until a large hole had been torn in the folds o f the stripes. A fte r the president’s speech, Secretary Dickinson presented the monument to the battlefield com­ mission. A fte r the unveiling the pres­ ident reviewed the troops. A mounted battery of artillery which recently Berved in Cuba was a source o f much interest. When the review was con­ cluded, the president hurried to his train. , TO R N A D O K ILLS 32. Town o f Zephyr, Texas, Demolished and Ruins Burned. Brownwcod, Tex., June 1.— A tor­ nado o f great fury struck the little village o f Zephyr, in the eastern por­ tion o f Brown county, at 1 o ’clock this morning and left a path o f death and destruction seldom paralleled. The death list has reached a total o f 32, and the number o f seriously or fatally injured will reach 50. The storm formed a half-mile west o f Zephyr and swept down upon the vil­ lage, cutting a wide swath directly through the residence and business dis­ tricts, Nearly 50 houses were demol­ ished. Lightning started a fire which destroyed one entire business block. No effort was made to fight the fire, as the care o f the dead and injured de­ manded the attention o f everyone. A section employe rode a handcar to Brownwood and spread the alarm. In two hours the Santa Fe railroad was speeding a special train to the scene of the storm with nine surgeons and a score of Brownwood citizens. Hundreds o f persons directly in the storm’ s pathway saved themselves by taking refuge in storm cellars. More than 12 bodies were terribly maimed. County Clerk Thad Cabler and w ife and two children, who had gone to Zephyr to spend the night, were killed. The big stone school building and two churches were demolished. Brownwood hurried her second relief train at 12 o'clock today, laden with provisions, clothing and necessary ar­ ticles and carrying 40 nurses. Three persons are still unaccounted for to­ night. Two children were found dead late today two miles from town, having been blown that distance. A special train will leave Zephyr tonight for Temple, carrying the more seriously injured to a hospital. The storm swept the earth for a distance o f prob­ ably less than a mile. Surgeons from Brownwood found a desert scene awaiting them. The hill­ sides at Zephyr were covered with de­ bris of all kinds, carcasses of animals and human bodies. The ruins were dimly lighted by the burning build­ ings, and the cries o f the injured rose above the roar o f the elements which threatened a second storm. A hog roaming through the streets was killed while attempting to devour the body o f an infant. Bodies were found twisted about trees and in every conceivable attitude. Residents walked the streets almost naked. Houses which had escaped the storm were turned into hospitals. One house col­ lapsed on a fam ily o f nine without ser­ ious injury to any o f the occupants. Brownwood, which organized the relief work, has the situation well in hand. AIRSH IP BREAKS A L L RECORDS UMTEWITHAMERICA! Zeppelin Travels 456 Without a Stop. __________ ____ V IE N N A S T E «M C L E A N IN G & D T E W O R K S 224-26 Third S tre e .. 1 ortlan d, O rego n Great Britain Wants Naval Alli­ ance With United States. ( e stiv atio n AUSTRALIA IN FAYOR OF POLICY P la n , British Would Guard Atlantic and Un­ cle Sam Take Care o f Pacific —Leave Out Japan. London. May 29.— Overtures looking to a naval understanding between Great Britain and the United States have been made by the British govern­ ment through Ambassador Bryce, in Washington. Premier Asquith had this fact in mind when speaking re­ cently in what was regarded as a cryp­ tic manner o f a “ two-power” standard for the British navy. The premier hopes that such an understanding may be reached with the American govern­ ment as shall enable Great Britain al­ most to denude the Pacific o f British warships of a formidable class in re­ turn for givin g America certain assur­ ances respecting the naval situation in the Atlantic. The suggestions made by Mr. As­ quith through Ambassador Bryce fo l­ low the lines lately laid down in an ar­ ticle by Captain Mahan on the naval position which has attracted wide at­ tention in authoritative circles in Eng­ land. The British cabinet feels that only an understanding with America can enable Great Britain to maintain a two-power standard in Europe. “ I f the Americans w ill look after our interests in the Pacific,’ ’ said a respon­ sible naval authority this afternoon, “ we will take care o f all American in­ terests in the Atlantic and Mediterra­ nean. We recognize the difficulty of inducing America to break with the tradition o f not entering into entangl­ ing alliances, but we are not without a hope that the situation in the Pacific may lead the authorities in Washington to think favorably o f a proposal which would admit o f their concentrating the American naval strength in that ocean” The British government is inclined to seek a naval understanding with the United States on account o f the possi­ bility o f Japan’s declining to renew the Anglo-Japanese alliance when it expires. Australians never cease to urge the mother land to separate its policy from that o f Japan in the Paci­ fic, and try to unite the strength o f the English-speaking race in that part of the world. SM UGGLING PLO T UNEARTHED. Federal Officers at Chicago Arrest Leaders o f Scheme. Chicago, May 29.— Government pros­ Miles ecution o f eight alleged leaders o f a gigantic Chicago smuggling syndicate, and the proposed arrest and indictment Berlin, June 1.— Count Zeppelin, o f others was outlined today by United whose remarkable performance in his States District Attorney Syms. Seven first airship brought unbounded honor hundred Chinamen are alleged to have smuggled into the United States over to the inventor, accomplished today the Mexican border by the syndicate the most striking feat in his career. during the past 12 months, being se­ He guided his Zeppelin I I from creted in dining cars by cooks and port­ Friedrichshafen to Bitterfeldt, a dis­ ers on through trains. Immigration authorities caused in­ tance o f more than 456 miles without dictments to be voted by the grand jury landing. The journey, lasted nearly 22 for the Chicago district for the follow ­ hours, and, so far as known tonight, ing: P U T LIN C O LN ABOVE ALL. Bob Lung, El Paso, Texas, a rich Count Zepelin is still in the air on his Chinaman, restaurant owner and finan­ return journey to Friedrichshafen. Hollingsworth Protests Against Honor He has already beaten all records for cier, in whose kitchen plans for carry­ Paid J e ff Davis. dirigible baloons, with the opportunity ing on the smuggling scheme were Washington, June 1.— Memorial Day o f greatly improving the performance. formulated, now locked up in the Cook was generally observed here yester­ It was announced that the count would county jail pending tria l; Robert W. day. A ll the government departments come to Berlin and land at the Tempel- Stephenson, a former railroad brake- and practically all the business houses hof parade ground. Hundreds o f thou­ man, El Paso, Texas, now in ja il here in default of $5,000 bail; Carlos Save- were closed in order that tribute might sands gathered there this afternon. The emperor and empress, several of dra, a Mexican, alleged to be the chief be paid the nation’s dead. The prin­ cipal exercises were at Arlington, un­ the princes and the leading officials and smuggler; Jose Parra, Mexican; Sam der the auspices o f the G. A. R. Every officers were present. Toward even­ Wah, alleged agent for the Chicago grave was marked with an American ing searchlights were set at work in office o f the syndicate; W. H. Clark, flag, while flowers were strewn every­ anticipation o f the approach o f the air­ Lincoln, Neb., under arrest at El Paso, where. Appropriate exercises also ship. Soldiers kept an enormous space and Chin Yin Qual, an alleged agent of were conducted at the Soldiers’ Home clear until half-past 10 at night, when the syndicate. National cemetery and other burial a dispatch from Bitterfeldt announced places in the city. that the airship was returning to the Forest Fires in Michigan. A t the Soldiers’ Home Represent­ starting place at Friedrichshafen, Negaunee, Mich., May 29.— Forest ative Hollingsworth, o f Ohio, was one which caused intense disappointment. fires are raging in this section o f the o f the speakers. He referred to the upper peninsula and reports from Dal­ recent discussion in the house when he Thirty People Rescued. ton say the town has been destroyed. protested against placing the head of Port Townsend, June 1.— The large When the fire threatened Dalton last Jefferson Davis on the silver service of launch Skidoo, with 30 people d rift­ night a special train was ordered and the battleship Mississippi, declaring ing helpless in the Pacific ocean be­ the inhabitants, with as much o f their that “ it would be a dark day indeed cause of the breaking down o f her en­ possessions as they could carry away, for the republic when the name of gines, was rescued today by the life ­ vere taken to a place o f safety. Many Abraham Lincoln ceases to be revered saving power-boat Audacious, and iishing and camping parties in the above all other figures o f the civil war towed to Neah bay. The Skidoo is a woods are in great danger, and their period, or when it shall be replaced by fish-buying boat owned in Anacortes, fate will probably be unknown for sev­ that of Jefferson Davis in the hearts which cruises near the entrance o f the eral days. No rain has fallen in this and affections o f the American people. Straits o f Fuca. Today she was out district for several weeks. The thought o f it is as shocking as the with an excursoin party o f Anarcortes first thrill o f horror that followed the people, came disabled and would have Taft Busy in East. firing on Sumpter.” gone down with all on board but for the Tokio, May 29.— The papers here in Audacious. editorials discussing the action o f Pres­ Strikers Capture Dynamite. ident T a ft in offering the Chinese min­ Ex-Corn King Is Miner. istership to John Hays Hammond, pro­ Sisson, Cal., June 1.— Armed with knives and rifles, a party of striking Baker City, Or., June 1.— Excellent fess to see in it a sign o f an ambitious lumbermen at McCloud, 14 miles east showing of mineral in his Baker County Eastern policy on the part of the new o f here, drove the guards away from mines has caused George H. Phillips, administration in the United States. the powder house tonight and is now once the center o f attraction through­ It is well known that T a ft is greatly affairs, and in possession of a ton or more o f dyna­ out the nation as a “ corn king,” to interested in Oriental mite, according to telephone advices place more money in development there is a strong feeling that his ad- received here tonight. Shortly after work. He is spending a few days in ministrtion will mean much in the de­ the message was received communica­ the Granite mountains west o f Baker velopment o f more friendly relations tion with McCloua was interrupted and City. When asked if he ever expected between America and the East, and it is not known whether the wire was to enter the pit again, Mr. Phillips especially with Japan. cut or not. Sheriff Howard o f this said: “ No, I am done. I would much May Take Taft to Alaska. county is at McCloud with 40 or 50 rather pin my faith and fortune to deputies. Baker county mines than to play the Puget Sound Navy Yard, Wash., grain market.” May 29.—It is rumored here that the Wireless Saves Steamer. crui-er St. Louis, which is making Removal to be Opposed. ready to go to sea early next month, Guymas, Mex., June 1.— Through Indianapolis, June 1.— Delavan w ill take President T a ft and his party the use o f wireless telegraphy, the American steamer Precursor, rendered Smith and Charles R. Williams, own­ to Alaska this summer. The destina­ helpless by a broken propeller, was ers o f the Indianapolis News, charged tion of the St. Louis is not officially rescued from a dangerous position and with criminal libel in having pub­ known. A draft o f 70 men was rej towed into this port yesterday. The lished articles alleged to have inti­ ceived yesterday from the cruiser M il­ Precursor had drifted aimlessly for mated corruption in the purchase of waukee. A like number o f men were three days. A tug was sent out and the Panama canal zone by the United transferred from the cruiser Maryland, brought the steamer into port. Some States government, will appear before which came from San Francisco. o f the passengers had become uncon­ Judge Anderson in the United States Floods in Mississippi. trol able from fear and had to be district court in this city next Tuesday to oppose the removal for trial to the locked in their staterooms. Jackson, Miss., May 29.— The town District o f Columbia. o f Quitman is submerged as the result Spain to Try Reform. of a flood. A ll business is suspended Onions Prolong Life? and the residents have been forced into Madrid, June 1.— A bill providing Bellefontaine, O., June 1.— Mrs. Re-j the upper parts o f their houses. Some for the reorganizatoin o f the Spanish The postal service was adopted by the becca Bums, who assorted that when have had to move out entirely. chamber o f deputies todav. The b ill, a child she saw George Washington, ; loss from high water is heavy through­ provides for lower postal rates, a par-, died here at the age o f 111. She at-[ out the state. Miles o f railroad tracks ceis post, a money order system and a tributed her longevity to eating onions have been destroyed and the loss to the railroads is estimated at $1,000,000. postal saving"’ bank system. twice each day. Count IT WILL SAVE YOU MONEY m M M B ___________ (o r F arm Ham . The many very marked changes in farm life would lead one to believe that the large farm Is, or soon will be, a thing of the past. The high price of farm help, the necessity for better cultivation and furming, fewer and better bred stock, better care of stock, better buildings for bousing the hay, grain and stock, has or soon w ill bring the small furm, and. so planned and arranged that a greater variety of prod­ ucts are raised. Many instances are known where the man who had struggled for years with 200 to 500 acres, barely made a living, and o f doubling their Income by sim- h »H O I ÌM K Ì.L . # «/ > «. ply renting out all of the land except fifty to eighty acres. That several cows must be kept on such a farm goes with­ out saying, not only for the monthly Income nnd profit, but for the manure that is necessary to keep the soil alive. Present sanitary requirements call for many devices and appliances that cannot be installed on the small farm, but cleanliness and kindness is within the possibilities of any of us, and while it is true that to bouse the cows in the same building with the horses has some disadvantages, it also has its ad­ vantages, and to build separate build­ ings for both, is not only expensive, but calls for extra help in caring for and feeding them. A careful study of the barn shown in the illustration herewith will show what we will call a condensed arrange­ ment, and, while the cows are in the same bam with the horses, a good, tight partition separates them from the horse barn, to keep out the dust and odors. For the same reason the silo is located where shown, for silage, no matter how well cared for, has an offensive odor, that is readily absorbed by milk. The floor plan Is self-explaining, the dlo is an ordinary stave structure, with wire cables for hoops, as the cable is not so easily affected by contraction ind expansion ns the solid Iron hoops. The crib has the foundation left out is shown, and the floor Is of 2x0 inch studding, with one-half-inch spaces be­ tween. The siding is drop siding, the same ns the bnlance of the barn, but the top and lower edges nre beveled, ad a one-half-inch space is left be­ tween each board. This construction allows a free circulation of air, and keeps out the rain, suow and wind. The small amount of corn that drops through the floor is eaten by the poul- ----- 3t> ---- That d a m a g e « Corn. R a a lly R e g u la t e d G a te . The gate hanger illustrated In the drawing Is very handy for use where It is desired to let hogs pass from one pasture to another while cows a r e confined to one. As shown, the hanger Is a piece of strap iron bent around the post nnd sup­ ported by pegs. These pegs may be Inserted In holes at varying heights. This Is also a good device for raising ADJUSTABLE HANULR. ^ ^ th 8 snow In winter.— Sam Avery, in Farm and Home. A ll In Management. Folks sny that If you want any class of stock that can always be sold at a profit, from weaning time until totter­ ing old uge, you want a mule. We do not raise mules, so can not speak from experience. This much we do know, however, several good friends of ours have been dickering in mules for years without mnking any money. Perhaps these are the exceptional cases that prove the rule. Others have raised and bought mules and made good money. We surmise it’s more the man and his management than it is ths mule, that reaps the profit. The sams man dealing In razorbacks might maks some money.— Farmers’ Mall and Breeze. F ertiliser for Potatoes. For potatoes the pnst year we used 1,200 pounds of fertilizer to the acre, one-third applied broadcast nnd the rest scattered in the furrow, brushing the fertilizer into the soil of the fur­ Æ.«* A x * row before planting the seed. After planting, the surface was kept well try and hogs. The studding are 12 stirred to prevent weeds starting and feet, and the lower story is 8 fe e t; the cultivator was run often enough the cow stalls are of cement, with gut­ to keep down the weeds. A little hand ter, and all stalls have pounded clay hoeing was done. The yield was 250 floors. It will pay to plaster the walls bushels per acre. The crop followed and ceiling of the cow barn with ce­ corn and the land was very thorough­ ment. After the silo has been used for ly harrowed before potatoes were several years, it Is intended to lath planted. Plenty of harrowing and lib­ and plaster it with cement eral use of fertilizers may be depend­ It will pay to use good material ed on to give a good crop. throughout, provide a good foundation and roof, and to keep all exposed wood R o t a t i o n o f F o r e a ta . work well painted. The necessity of the rotation of As the various climates demand crops Is well recognized among mod­ slightly different construction, and the ern fnrmers, nnd now it appears that lumber used Is not the same In all in India nature is seen practicing th« sections. It would be simply a waste of same thing in the forests. The soil valuable space to describe them here.— J. E. Bridgman, In S t Paul Dispatch. becoming exhausted after a long period of one kind of forests, seedlings of other species gradually replace th« F e rtilis in g the G arden. Don't be afraid of getting the soil old trees as they die out. On the too rich for any of the vegetables Indian soil, the deodar tree has been whose leaf or stem Is edible. I f you observed taking the place of the blue cannot have plenty of well rotted pine, pine and oak slowly exchange manure, a top dressing of nitrate of places, and spruce and silver fir have soda Just before planting will furnish been noted gradually extending Into « the plant food needed of nitrogen, but forest of falling oaks. other elements may be needed for a proper balance. Wood ashes. If avail­ able. are a good source for potash, but sulphate or muriate of potash may be used Instead and frequently a dressing of hyperphospbate Is beneficial. I f one Is growing only a small gar den for home use, the droppings from the poultry house will furnish enough fertilizer to keep the soil In a good state of fertility; but If growing truck on a large scale, it would be well to inquire of your experiment station wbat commercial fertilizers would be of most help in securing maximum crops of the vegetables you wish to grow. MÂPLEINE The corn is often damaged by ths roots being broken In deep cultivation. This is not the case to a serious ex­ tent early In the season, when the corn C o n ju g a l C o m p lim en t«. is small, but the check to the crop may Said he, “ I might meutiou, be quite marked If cultivated deep M j dearest Maria, late in the season, when the corn has That you’re iu the class of reached a height of 2 td 3 feet or more, A Mis. Sapphira." particularly If the previous cultivation has been shallow or neglected. I f dry She retorted, “ I might say. weather happens to follow such treat­ Without any bias. ment the damage to the crop Is much That you could give pointers Increased When not followed by To one Ananias.** some form of cultivation that will level Which shows that in certain down the ridges left by the large shovel Emergencies dire, cultivator, the ground will dry out More ways than one are there quite deeply and in the furrows be­ To say, “ You’re a liar.’* tween the ridges this drying readily -Balti more American. reaches the roots of the corn. To G e ttin g Person al. obviate this as much as possible, when HdgCSJ' — You don’t never see me stand- the old-fashioned large shovels are used, the work should be followed as in' in a bread Hue 1 Muggsy—That's 'cause yer wif. run* a soon as possible with something to clothesline. level down the surface. Unless there Her Frien ds. Is something to be gained by it, deep Nan— 1.11 Uarllnghurn says her ateady cultivation should not be followed.— la the tallest young man in the city. Oklahoma Station. Fan— She says so, does she? Well, Lll always was good at drawing ths long C o -O p eration A m o n g F a rm e rs. Men in all other lines of business beau.—Chicago Tribune. organize and work together. Farmers T h e O n ly A u dien ce« are beginning to see the need of con­ “ Does anybody reud real poetry now­ certed action, but as a rule we still adays?” work single-handed. At Lombard, 111, “ I presume the publisher« glanc« at about twenty miles west of Chicago, It before Bon d in g It back.” the farmers who produce milk for sals I la s c u lt n s C y nlclsas. In the big city have tried several times “ Tour wife acema to bs delighted to organize in order to force the milk with the new flat.” trust to pay them a price in accord­ “ O, yea. it has all the modern Incon­ ance with what the customer pays, but venience».”— Chicago Tribune. the trust is always able to hire some So D iffe r e n t. farmer to break the rules of the local association or to talk against the proj­ When Music, heavenly maid, was young, When simple songs were simply aung, ect to such an extent as to defeat Its There were no thrifty artisans ends. That Is one great difficulty in To put the melodies in cans. forming protective measures among N o D ifficu lty A b o u t T h at. farmers. There are always a few men Teacher (at night school)— Give me In the community who are willing to sacrifice future advantages to gain a some illustration of tha “ survival of ths dttest.” few cents in present price.-—Agricul­ Shaggy Haired Pupil— Any handsome tural Epitomist. widow. 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Chas. K. Condon, Lew iston , Pa., (M ifflin Co.) Pleasant. Palatab le, Potent, T a s t e Good. D o G ood. N e v e r Sicken, W eaken or Gripe. 10c, 25c, 50c. N e v e r sold In bulk. T h e genu­ ine tablet strm p ed C C C. G uaranteed to • o r a o r you m o n ey back. 921 DAISY FLY KILLER piseed aay* heat, i-1eei., orna* mnntel, c o n »«• n- Irut, cheap. Last« a ll »«a eo a . Can not ai 111 or tip over, will not eoil or injure a n y ­ thing Guaranteed effective. O f all dealers, or sent prepaid for M cent«. Prof. R. A. Moore says that pains­ taking in breeding corn has raised th« average corn production in Wisconsin from 25 bushels per sere In 1001 to 41.2 bushels per acre In 1907. This In­ HAROLD SOMERS, ISO DsKalk Ass., r tly ik , N. Y. crease is worth striving for in every State and on every farm. DR. W . A. W ISE 22 Years a le a d e r in Painless Dental W ork in Portland. Out-of-Town People Should rem em ber that our f >rce is so arranged that W E C A N DO T H E IK E N T IR E C n O w K . B R ID G E A N D P L A T E W O R K IN A D A Y I f necessary. P O S IT I V E L Y P A I N L E S S E X ­ T R A C T IN G F R E E \vh n plates or bridges are or- lerod. W E R E M O V E T H E MOST S E N S IT IV E T E E T H A N D ROOTS W IT H O U T T H E L E A S T P A IN . N O S T U D E N T S , no uncertainty. F o r th e N ext F ifte e n D ays W e w ill g iv e you a good 22k gold or porce­ lain crown f o r .................................................$8.58 22k bridge tee th ............................................... 8.60 Molar crow n .................................................... 1,08 Gold or enamel fillin gs..................................... 1.88 Silver fillin gs..........................................................88 Good rubber p la tes......................................... 8.88 The best red rubber p la tes............................ T.08 Painless extractions .............................................18 A L L W O R K G U A R A N T E E D 15 T E A M D r. W . A . W is e N o tes o f th e F ig P re s id e n t an d M a n a g e r Pea. Give growing pigs food to produc* bone and muscle rather than fa t The pig should have a warm, dry bed kept clean and free from dust No domestic animal responds so quickly to good treatment as th« bog. O e a t r o fln f Stam p«, Thrifty hogs turn grains Into money Here are two ways of destroying quicker than any other domestic anl- stumps by means of adds: In the fall mal. bore with an Inch auger 10 Inches deep The thrift and condition of th« moth­ Into the stump. Into this put one half er determine to a great exteDt wbat pound of vitriol and cork up very tight. the pig will be. When a hog has to be driven to his The stump will probably be rotten in •bout eight months. Another w a y ; feed usually a mistake baa been made | Bore with Inch auger 18 inches deep In his feeding. When fed dry shelled corn is more Into stump and put In one ounce of saltpeter and then All the hole with economical than cornmeal to feed t« water and cork. In about six months fattening hogs. take out the plug and pour In about Beauty in form and appearance la a gill of cce! oil and set tire to It. not ■ safe Indication of the value of • This should burn the stump nearly up. | sow as • breedee I coffee TEA ! ^ 3 PI 6 E S The Wise Dental Co. (INC.) JUST RIGHT oossnai FoariANO. one. Th ird and W „ h in r t o n Sts. P O R T L A N D , OREGON BARINO POWDER » EXTRACTS P N U N o . 2 3-0 « E H E N w r i t i n g to ie d ve r t li m e n t i n a t h i s pa p er . (RESCENT Egg-Phosphate BAKING POWflFR WILL DO Ali. THAT SVI hw « m m row ota wai c »»» d o :; m it r i A FULL POUND 25c. Get It from your Grocer