LEXINGTON WILL CELEBRATE THE 4TH 3 t ,1 1 rr P ; 11 ;:) 11" 5 llILi 1 R j 2f VOL. II LEXINGTON, OREGON, THURSDAY JUNE 27, 1907 LOCAL NEWS Read The Wheatfleld and be happy Some fools and their money are parted only by death, A man never realizes how Insig nificant he Is until he attends his own iji weuaiug. ,The only ship of state that the wild eyed anarchist recognizes Is a big beer schooner. ' Be sure you are right then, In stead of sitting down and thinking it over go ahead! "it Is what one saves rather than what one earns that insures a com petence for the future1." "No," said Little Saphead,"no wo man ever made a fool df ( me." 'What was it?" asked Miss Pert. "Some men," said Uncle Eben, "sits down an' does a day's Ioafln', an' calls 'it bein' patient an'reslgned." "Economizing for the purpose of be injj! Independent is one of the soundest indications of a manly character." "It is wonderful, isn't it, that they can make policemen's clubs out of paper? Rapping paper, of course." "Some men," said Uncle Eben "will put In weeks prayln' for rain, an' den kick cos' dey git deir feet wet." "Got any oysters?" asked the guest MAGAZINE READERS SUNSET I'AGAZINB beautifully illustrated, good itoriet fl -q and articles about California and all the Fat Wert. V" CAMERA CRAFT devoted each month to the ar- listic reproduction i of the best iI.OO work of amateur and professional a ycir photographers. ROAD OF A THOUSAND WONDERS book of 75 pages, containing 120 colored photographs or $075 picturesque spots in California and Oregon. ' Total . . . $3.25 All for . . . $1.50 Address all orders to SUNSET MAGAZINE' Flood Building San Francisco OjJEaQN Shout Line a umon Pacific TO- Salt Lake, Denver, Kansas City, Chicago, St- Louis, New York. Tlokta to and from Mil points of the Unit ed State and Kuiope. Trains Leave Lexington, Daily, ex cept Sunday, - 1 T:05 A. M. Trains Arrive at Lexington, Daily, ex cept Sunday - 5:10 P.M. Sunday Mall departs 11:50 A. M. Sunday Mail arrives 4:05 P. M. Trains Connect at Heppner Jurctlon ' with Main Line trains for ill , ' points East and West. ' , Wm McMurray G. P. A in a restaurant. "No sah," replied the sable waiter; "ain't got no shell fish, 'cept eggs, sah." 'She Ohlust look at the lovely ap- '1 pies those boys are getting. Do you suppose they grow wild? He No; but I fancy the owner does. "I told papa your poems were the children of your brain." "What did he say?" "Said they were'bad enough to put in the reform school." , The trouble with some people is that they allow themselves to' be dis couraged by criticism, and the trouble with others that they do not. A little bird sat on a telegraph wire And said to his mates, "I declare, If wireles telegraph comes Into vogue We'll all have to sit on the air." t J. B. Morehead, of Sand Hollow, was in our city yesterday purchasing supplies. He says he can do better with Lexington merchants than any place in the county. Hundreds of people yearly go through UK FIUKD TlfK STICK "I have fired the walking-stick I'v carried over 40 years, on account of a sore that resisted every kind of treat ment, until I tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve; that ha3 healed the sore and made me a happy man," writes John Garrett, of North Mills, N. C. Guaran teed for Piles,. Burns, etc., by W. P. McMillan's druggist. 25c. painful operations needlessly, because they never tried Man Zan Pile. It is put up in such a from, that it can be applied right Where the trouble lies. It relieves the pain and inflammation. It is for any form of piles. Price 50 cts. Sold by W. P. McMillan. , . , 'Bruddahs and sistahs," satd old Parson Sparks, "ef de church bell at tracted people lak the dinneh bell, de pews would be filled in two minutes after de fus' ringin'." Pineules for the kidneys strengthen these organs and assist in drawing poi son from the blocd. Try them for rheu matism, kidney bladder trouble, for lumbago and tired worn out feeling. They bring quick relief. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Millan, Sold ' by W. P. Mc! The M. W. A. held a meeting'Tues-' day evening and elected S. A'. Thorn as Clerk to fill the vacancy caused by E. E. Thomas removing to Couer d' Alene, Idaho. This order is among the oldest fraternal Insurance orders and Is one of the strongest in exist ence. Pineules are fdr the Kidneys and Bladder. They bring quick relief to backache, rheumatism, lumbago, tired worn ot feeling. They produce natural action of the kidneys in filtering waste matter out of the blood. 30 days treat ment $1.00. Money refunded if Pine- COLIC AND IMAHKHOKA Pains in ' the stomach, colic and diarrhoea are quickly relieved by the use of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by W, P. McMillan's Drug Store. A FORTUNATK TKXAJf Mr. E. W. Goodloe, of 107 St. Louis St., Dallas, Tex. says:' "In the past year I have become acquainted with Dr.' King's New Life Pills, and no lax ative I ever before tried so effectually disposes of malaria and biliousness." They don't grind nor gripe. 25c. at W. P. McMillan's drug store. ules are not satisfactory. Sold by W, P. McMillan. The 3rd. quarterly conference of the Lexington Methodist church will be held at Liberty School House next Saturday and Sunday, 29th and 30th. Preaching Sunday-mornipg and even ing by the presiding elder Rev. F. N. Loony of Pendleton. Everybody cor dially invited. The Wheatfield has just completed arrangements with the Oregon Journal whereby we are able to furnish the Oregon Daily Journal, including the Sunday issue, and The Wheatfield, one year $7. The Daily Journal and Wheatfield one year $5. The Semi Weekly Journal and The Wheatfield one year $1.75. Now is the time to get your Harvesting Machinery. "Don't Overlook Us" WE SELL Headers - Wagons , Buggies Cultivators Weeders Harrows y Drills ' Threshers Extras for Machines Engines Chain Belting Lace Leathei Harness Leather Harness Hardware . Groceries Dry Goods Clothing Shoes Whips Paints and Oils 3 WE SELL EVERYTHING YOU USE, EAT and ' WEAR MORROW COUNTY'S MOST CENTRAL MARKET Leach 3$roti ers J fie 3$ia vSVi ore