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So with Audrey, laughing heartily at his sallies, he walked straight up to hta dnughter, whose cold eyes were resting with distinct approval on the slender, white-robed- figure. "Gladys, my dear, here Is gome one you must know. This young lady has quite taken my heart by storm I I don't be lieve she will leave a whole one when she goes away." "That is easily understood," remarked Lady Daleswater, graciously giving Au drey sincere admiration, "but you have not told me this young lady's name, papa." "No! Haven't I? Dear me! Well, you really ought not to need an introduc tion, since she Is your new sister, Jack's wife. Come along, my dear. I want to take you up to that old woman over there; she is not beautiful, but she is clever, and that is a great thing." Sheila Fraser had not been with Lady Daleswater when the duke brought up his son's wife, but she knew in a moment that her rival had come on to the field, and she could scarcely contain her bit ter hatred and jealousy, as Bhe heard nothing but admiration expressed for Au drey all the way round. She was carefully attended by her cava lier, the Honorable Lancelot Twist, broth er to. the Earl of Daleswater, who was a3 strongly inclined In favor of obtaining her fortune as his sister-in-law could de sire. He was a mean little man, very like the earl in appearance, but Sheila did not care about this ; she only remembered his rank, and .was glad to have some one to attend, her so closely, if only to show the world that she was not breaking her heart for Lord John Glendurwood. Miss Fraser walked straight up to the lovely girlish form. "I am very glad to see you," she said, with great warmth and extending her delicately gloved hand. "You have not quite forgotten me, Lady John, I hope?" "Oh, no, I have not forgotten you, Miss Fraser," she said, simply, and then she added no more, for to say she was glad to see Sheila would have been to utter an untruth, and Audrey was not versed sufficiently in the world's ways to speak falsely. f . CHAPTER XVII. Jack had explained very gently to Au drey that there was a quarrel going on between his mother and his sister. "It is all about some nonsense, dar ling," he had said, "but mother is quite right to hold her own. Gladys has a wretched temper. I I am afraid you must not expect her to be too kind to you." "That is whv (the tanked n pnliUv of me when your father took me up to In troduce me, then?" "Be readv for me nt fiv. Hnrlinir T shall take you for a drive then. What are you going to do all day while I am down looking at these horse swith Sin clair?" "I am going shopping with mother, but I will be ready and waiting for you by five." I What long, happy, sunny days those were. It seemed to Audrpv na though tha hours were not half long enough to cram In all the delights that came followln one another so quickly. If only Miss Irons and the mntrnna could see me now. How funny It all is ! 1 nave often heard some of the older girls say that when I first went to the home I was sunDosed to-be verv lnrtr. because Lady Biddulph was going to look airer me, dui 1 never thought my luck would be as great as It is. Mother. IWlsa Fraser is very kind to me." Constance's brow contracted slightly. "There is no reason whv she should nnt be, Audrey." "Is she really going to marry that hor rid little man, mother?" "Who is the horrid little man?" In quired Jack's voice at the door. "Don't SC, Constance, dear," Jackvcontinued, kiss ing her affectionately, and then sitting down beside his wife and gathering her bodily into his arms. "This Is the children's hour, so I think I had better take my departure," smiled Mrs. Fraser. "Audrey, if you are going to this ball to-night, have an hour's rest. No, Jack, there is no occasion to come down with me." But Lord John insisted. "Didn't she look lovely?" he exclaim ed, as they went down the stairs. "Ev erybody Is raving about her, my little darling ! ' Oh, Con, dear, what have I done that I should be so blessed?" "Take care of her, Jack. Be good to her always 1" The words broke from the mother's lips suddenly. - "Do you not trust me?" he asked, re proachfully, and then, he looked at her gently. "Do you know, you are -very pale and worn, Mrs, Fraser? What have you been doing to yourself? X think I must have a long chat with you, mad anie." , Constance Fraser put her hand on the young man's arm. ., "Jack, dear Jack, don't you know what my pale face means?" she said, so low as almost to be inaudible. ( "Nothing very serious, I am sure " he answered quickly, though he fult a sudden pang at his heart. "Do not let her know," she whispered, very softly; "her life is so happy, do not lot me be the first to cast a shadow on It ; time enough whn " "When years hence you shall still be alive, and, heaven grant, Btrong and well. Constance, why do you talk like this, dear?" "Jack, my friend ! Ay, you have been that, my true, good, stanch, faithful friend ! My son, the fiat has gone forth ; my days are numbered. This summer will he my last. I no, I will say no more t Let us go on !" Jack Glendurwood's face worked for a moment; he half yielded to a strong Impetus within him to break out into pas sionate words of sorrow, Incredulity, binding promises of everlasting, never changing love, but the ashen pallor of hei face, the expression round her Hps, checked him. He led her gently to her carriage. Constance tried to speak vaguely, but the tears rushed to her eyes, and she sank back Into her carriage and gestured to him to let her drive on unmolested. - The season ran on Its appointed course. The curiosity that had raged about the romantic Glendurwood marriage had had plenty of time to wane, but in its place came the celebrity which Audrey's un doubted beauty and natural charm ob tained for her. Constance Fraser orderd her trunks packed. "I wish I could go with you," Audrey said, sorrowfully, as she sat watching these proceedings the last day her mother spent in town. "Why, you little baby," laughed Con stance. "Audrey, my dearest one," she said gently, "I am going to preach you a sermon. Heaven has been very good to you. You have been given all that in this world constitutes happiness; you must not grow used to this good fortune always remember, my darling, that at any moment It could slip from you far easier than it came to you. Put before you the memory of Jean Thwait and oth ers, who have not one tithe of the glad ness that hag been bestowed on you, and never forget that however high your rank, you have certain duties to perform that aru as necessary to your position as they are beneficial to your character. One of your duties Is to do all to advise your husband wisely, to act with thought, and to keep the good will of those around you. Lady Gladys Daleswater is his sis ter. No matter how cold and unsympa thetic she may seem, you must try and cement by every means in your power the bond that exists between brother and sis ter. I like to think of my Audrey doing good In her life, not growing discon tented, dissatisfied and luxurious, as, alas, so many fortunate girls do. Now, my ser mon is over; was It very hard to bear?" "Mother," Audrey's eyes ' were lumin ous through their tears, "how sweet and good you are! If you are always with me, perhaps some day I, too, shall be like ycu, and " "I am content with you as you are," the mother answered, fervently, as she held the slender form close to her heart. and clung to it. "God bless my darling ! uod guard and shield her now and for ever I" Jack Glendurwood had been astonish ed, but nevertheless much pleased, when his sister suggested that Audrey and himself should join her party on board the Daleswater yacht, Mona, for the Ccwes week. "I think I shall have a pleasant party, and you may enjoy It," she had said, slowly, with a cold smile. And Jack ac cepted the invitation promptly. "When do you think of going?" he asked, and then, when he learned the date, he puckered his brow. "What a nuisance. I thought Cowes would be well over before the twelfth, and I promised Sinclair I would run up north for about three days with him." ' "And take Audrey with you?" asked Lady Daleswater, "Rather unwise, I think, my dear Jack," his sister observed; "a child like that won't enjoy seeing the birds slaughtered, and to leave her alone In a gloomy Scotch shooting box is little short of cruel. You had better arrange that she comes with me, and you can join her as soon as possible." So it wag settled, Audrey felt low and depressed when she heard of the ar rangement ; she had not been parted from her husband for more than a few short hours, and the prospect of being away alone with the Daleswaters, Jack in Scotland, and the duchess and her mother in Germany, was really almost a painful one. , The Mona was quite a large-sized ves sel, fitted up in the . most extravagant fashion. Audrey found the cabin allot ted to her equally as dainty as her bed room in London. She was much pleased to see among the new arrivals a Mrs. Hungerford, whom her mother had always regarded aa a warm, stanch friend, and she Immediately sat down beside this lady, who sincerely liked and admired her. Sheila was flirting with several men, but her cold eyes went sharply across the water every now and thon as though In wardi of some one. The gong sounded for dinner, when ris ing, they went together along the polished deck to the cabin stairs. Just as they reached the bottom they cumo upon a man who drew back with a respectful gesture to let them pass. Au drey was laughing softly at some witty remark of her companion's, but the latter died away as she beheld this man's face. CHAPTER XVIII. The sight of tho mun took Audrey back to the past. At once the memory of a horrible few moments returned to her mind. She saw again tho cold, cheerless coppice, tho wavy, empty trees and was struggling to evnpe from tho Insulting presence of tho valet Downs. JVhnt was this mun doing on board the Mona? Audrey was not sorry when sho could retire to her cabin ; she felt tired and dreary ; If it had not been for Mrs. Hun gerford and Willie FuUerton she would have been wretched nil the evening. Bev erley had made no effort at conversation with her, for which sho was glad. To her joy, when she went below sho found a telegram from Jack waiting for her, brought across from the shore. The sum mer moon was high In the heavens when tho rest of the party sought their berths. "Good night, Mr. Fullerton; good night, Mr. Rochfort," cried Sheila, as sho descended the stairs, leaving the two men on deck. Beverley sauntered nway and Downs followed him. Willie Fullerton, left alone, gazed after him curiously. "If that chap Is not an out and out scoundrel I'll eat my hat," he reflected. "His servant looks just another, too!" If Willie Fullerton could have heard the whispered conversation that passed hurriedly between master and man he would have considerably augmented his belief. The Interview was brief, but when they separated they seemed to have arrived at a good conclusion. "To-morrow night, when I give the signal ; and, remember, let there be no mistake!" was Beverley's last word. "Never fear !" returned Downs, savage ly "I'll make no mistake!" and with that he walked swiftly away. Audrey woke very early the next morn ing with a Btart. The sun was Just ris ing; she went to the port and gazed out. How pretty and picturesque It was ! She longed for Jack to be there to share hei pleasure. "Never mind, there will be a letter this morning," she consoled herself. This comforted her, and then she was given his letter. The cheery, tender, fond words consoled her beyond all descrip tion, and when, she came to the postscript she felt her heart beat lightly again. "I am delighted to hear that Willie Fullerton Is on board; I am sure you will like him," Jack wrote. "He is quite the nicest young mnn of my acquaint ance. Tell him for me that I expect him to do me a good turn, and look well after my dear, sweet little wife. Ha will make an excellent cavalier, and be delighted be yond measure to attend so lovely a lady. Look for me at the end of the week. Till then, and always, your devoted husband. "JACK." She confided to her new friend the message her Jack had sent, and was greatly pleased at Willie's delight. "And now I hope you will begin to look upon me as a friend, Lady John? I am sure you will if Glendurwood does,' he said eagerly. Sheila was almost gleeful over this "flirtation," as she insisted on calling It. "I always knew sho was a bold thing," she declared to Beverley in an aisle J "but I never thought she was so bad as this. She is carrying on most shame fully with Willie Fullerton." There, was a strained expregsion In Beverley's smile. He, too, was watch ing the boy and girl away at the far end of the deck. "And she will not even speak one word to me!" he thought to himself, the hot tide of jealousy running like fire in bia veins... The day progressed. The dance was to begin about 9 o'clock. Just about din ner hour Willie Fuljerton came to Au drey. "I am in despair, Lady John," he said, really quite mournfully. "I shall not be able to claim you for our promised dance. I am compelled to run ashore. My moth er has sent for me on Important business. Sho is an invalid, poor old dear, and I must go." "Of course you must," said Audrey, "but I shall miss you very much indeed, Mr. Fullerton. , I don't think I shall dance many times to-night." Lady Daleswater's dance was declared to be enchanting. The fairy lights, the delicious music, the select company, noth ing was wanting in any one's estimation but Audrey's. She was very dull and very lonely. "Go and dance, my dear," advised Mrs. Hungerford, cheerily. 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