A Snake that Imllowc Kick: Tlie liydrucl yi-tl In a native of South Africa, and, taken all around, be is a curloHlty In tlio reptile line. Unlike the ri-gulntlon snake, he him no teeth In lilB mouth, hut Iiiih n full net of grind ers In IjIh Htoinat'li. TheHe dental won dorg grow from the center of each ver tebra. They nm through the walls of the Btoiuneh, and are each crowned with enamel, llydad Ih the ehnmplop egg nucker, and tho teeth In the Htom nch nppear to bo nature's provlrtlon for breuklng tho shell of the egg without running the rlxk of losing the precious content, When the egg lands In the Ktomiich and the serpent's Instinct tells It thut everything Is all right, the ab dominal wulls' contract, and the egg Is crushed against the long row of ver tebral teeth. Air Tore III Face. After he stepped out of his machine nt Ormond, Friday, two miles beyond the finish, Marriott said: "The pressure of the air fairly tore my face. My' eyes felt as though they were melting, even under my wind glasses. - ' "I gripped the steering' wheel like the last threud of life, crouched so that nothing but my goggles were nbove the top of the hooded car, and clung there till I thought It was over. 1 didn't see the finish or hear tho crack of the pistol. My cars were stricken numb for the time being, and all sens es hut one to hold the steering wheel steady left me. "Toward the end It seemed as though the top of my head would be taken away." New York World. ' Couldn't Afford It. About a year ago Sewell Ford be came a resident of Rye, N. Y. He had lived there only a short time be fore he discovered that one of his neighbors was Simeon Ford. The revelation wag made over the tele phone. "Hello !" sold a voice, "Is this Sewell Ford?" The author of "Shorty" admitted that It was. . "Well," went on the voice, "this Is Simeon Ford. Someone's sent me your meat bill." "Gpod! Why don't you pay It?" "I will If you'll pay mine," said Simeon. At last accounts the bargain had not been concluded. Simeon runs a hotel. Exchange. The rate at which the Zulus can run la an emergency is astonishing. Some will cover as much as fifty miles in six hours. Eight miles an hour is common. If. i"lVl PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS A guaranteed citra for HfAVflH f!nnirhii Distemper. IndijMtion.WiudTroubiM jjeier ov oenEt, nan oo cents. PitT'BHiAif Rem kdt Co.. Bt. Pact,. Miy. How to Clean Flub, Do not wash fish too much, as by so doing you lose some of tho flavor. Some fish are cut open before being emptied, others have the Insldes drawn out. Be oareful not to disfigure the fish. Clean It thoroughly and see that no blood is left on the bone. If the fish feels slimy, rub It well with a little salt Scales should be scraped oft with a knife, scraping from the tail upward, and tho fish well rinsed afterward. In cutting off the fins cut from the tall upward. In taking out the eyes, If the skin over them Is tough, cut it first with a pair of scissors, and then the eye can easily be pulled out, or pushed out from the Inside. Fish that have a strong, muddy flavor should be soaked In suit and water before being cooked. Thorough cleaning of fish Is essential to Its wholesomeness. Brained Motion. Slice In tho bottom of a baking pan an onion, a carrot and a turnip; sprin kle them with bits of parsley, four cloves, a bay loaf and a stalk of celery cut In lengths and a teuspoonful of salt. Wipe the meat with a dump cloth and lay on these; pour In a quurt of stock or water. Cover with another pan or lid and cook fifteen minutes for every lound In a quick oven. Take out meat on a hot dish. Thicken the gravy with a tublespoonul each of flour, and but ter rubbed together. Stir till It bolls; add a tablespoonful each of Worcester shire sauce and tomato catsup, salt and pepper to taste. Tour this around the meat. Enffllna Meat Pie. This Is the way to make an English meat pie: Take finely chopped cold beef, put In a deep baking dish a layer of the meat, sprinkle , with bread crumbs seasoned highly with salt, pep per and onion If liked; repeat the pro cess until the dlah Is full, pour over it a cup of stock or gravy, or, lacking these, a cup of hot water In which a tea spoonful of butter has been melted. Place on top a good layer of bread crumbs seasoned and dusted with butter; cover and bake thirty min utes, remove the cover and brown. AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made In all styles and all lien. Oet water and oil anywhere. Bust Drilling Tools made. Oet cata logs and prlce. BEALL & CO. 321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Or. MUllTEAPl BORAX 1 IN THE LAUNDRY Is wonderful in removing dirt and crease spots. It fixes colors, bleaches, and pre vents cloth from turning yellow. All dealers. Sample Borax, Souvenir Picture in 10 colors and booklet Sc. and dealer's name. PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal. I .IN trK MAKE NO MISTAKE OILED CLOTHING will aive you com- x . piere protection ana iong service You cant afford to buy any other Every garment guaranteed The best dealer eell it Apple DumplloK. ' Sift a quart of flour three times with one and one-half teaspoonfuls of bak ing powder and two saltspoonfuls of salt. Chop Into the flour two tahle- spoonfuls of butter or one of butter and one of lard. Add about a Dint of milk, or enough to muke a soft dough. Holl into o sheet a half inch thick and cut Into squures five Inches across. Peel and core apples and put one In the cen ter of each square of pastry. Fill the hollow left by the core with granulat ed sugar, fold the corners of the Dastrv over the apple, pinch them together and bake in a good oven to a light brown. Tomato Cream Soap. To make a delicious tomato cream soup place a cupful of tomatoes over the fire to heat, adding a pinch of soda and a little water. When heated through Btrain carefully to remove ev ery seed and add to one pint of boiling milk that baa been thickened slightly with flour and butter rubbed together until smooth. Boll up once, season with salt and paprika and serve with croutons. Hot Chocolate. Rub six tablespoonfuls of cholocate smooth with a little cold water, then pour upon It gradually a generous cud of boiling water. Stir until smooth and Tree from lumps and bring to a boll. Add two cups of milk and cook In a double boiler for five minutes. Sweeten to taste and serve with a spoonful of whipped cream on the surface of each cup of the beverage. P. N. U. No. 17-07 w HElf writing to advertisers please mention inn paper. Bo-glean Cookies. One cup of sugar rubbed to a cream with a half -cup of butter or lard; one- half cup of sour milk ; one-half tea- spoonful of baking soda; flour enough to make a dough that can be rolled out. Add any flavor wished and roll out, cut and bake quickly. Wheat Cake. . Sift two cups of flour with a tea spoonful of baking powder and a gen erous pinch of salt. Beat one egg light, add a pint of sweet milk and beat the prepared flour gradually Into this liquid- Cook at once on a soanstone griddle, If you have one. Delicate Podding;. , One cup of granulated sugar, one half cup of sweet milk, one egg beaten light, butter the size of an egg, one cud of seeded raisins, two tenmmnnfni of baking powder, flour to make of the consistency of cake batter. Steam for one hour. nilEUMATISU AND NEURALGIA ST. yo JACO OIL Thf Proved Remedy lor Over 30 Years. Price 83c and 50a The number of cattle in Argentina is estimated at 25,000,000. Ninety-eight per cent of the 50,000 blind of Japan support themselves by practicing tnasKnge. Compensation of Health. Miss Harriet Curtis, the golf cham pion, at a dinner In Boston praised golfs effect on the health. "Many persons," she said, "especial ly women, have 111 health because thny never take any exercise, and the'r nerves weaken, and half their com plaints are nervous, Imaginary ones, that hard work would cure. I know ! a doctor who has a patient of this type a big, robust woman, who is never j without a list of ailments as long as her arm. "The last time she sent for the doc- tor he lost patience with her. As she was telling him how she was suffering from rheumatism, sore throat, nervous Indigestion, heartburn, pains In the back of the head and what not, he In terrupted her. . "'Ah, he said, In an admiring tone, 'what splendid health you must have In order to be able to stand all these complaints.' "The Washington Star, j ow the Unfragement Wu Broken. She (having noting else to say) It's funny how we iver came to think so much of each other. He Funny? It's positively ridicu lous ! i The Place to Learn. "Do you know much about mental disturbances?" 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This valuable remedy ha been long and favorably known under the name of Syrup of Figs and has attained to world-wide acceptance as the most excellent family laxative. As its pure laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well known to physicians and the Well Informed of the world to be the best we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of ' Figs and Elixir of Senna as more fully descriptive of the remedy, but doubtlessly it will always be called lor by the shortet name of Syrup of Figs and to get its beneficial effects, always note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. printed on the front of every package, whether you call for Syrup of Figs or by the full name Syrup of Fige and Elixir of Senna. cam fda Mr i cr n r.A i LOUfSVILLE.KY: LONDONNGLAND. NEW YORK.N.Y PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more goods brighter and faster colors than eny other dye. 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