Too Muoh,
Tliore poena Union when tho dcair
find ueod for a vuoatlou are quite over
baluiicod by otbur tliliifs. Whon Mr.
Huimou hud nurrnxl tho children of
Borryvlllo through un nttuck of ncarlet
fuver, who runlwted all uuKUOMtloiiM from
grateful purunts that sh go off for a
month's rt ut their uxpt'iiso.
".No," h Bald, with wuury flrinnuss,
"I'm ohllgud to all, but I haven't got
Hlrcngth. I could either get roady and
Htny ut hraio, or I could go without
getting roady; but I couldn't do both
anyway In thin world."
No Diagram with Thin.
"Smylho, you called on that Boston
girl, did you? Wus mub at homo?"
"Yen, khe wuu ut houitt, but you am "
"Ym7"
"Sh wan at homo, but yon soo "
"Well?"
"Kho wai at home, but you oe "
"Go on."
"An I wild, she was at home, but you
see"
"Yen, yes; she wh at homo, but I
,00
"Well, thsfs the nnwr."
A Memento.
A gentleman whs calling upon tho
widow of a valued friend, fwys Le Fig
aro. During tho vlult ho said ;
"I was a good friend of your lata
husband. Is there not jierhaps some
thing which was his and which I could
have as a memento of him?"
Tearful widow : "How would I do?"
FADED TO A SHADOW.
Worn Down by Five Years of Suffer
ing; from Kidney Complaint.
Mrs. Rumotlie Myers, of 180 South
Tenth Bt., Ironton, 0., says: "I have
worked hard in my
time and have been
exposed again and
again to changes of
weather. It is no won-
yw5 der my kidneys gave
tykl&Jtfr 0111 and 1 wcnti 8,11 10
TfSlr pieces at last. For-five
years I was fading
away and finally so weak that for six
months I could not get out of the
house. I was nervous, restless and
sleepless at night, and lame and sore
in tho morning. Sometimes every
thing would whirl and blur before me.
I bloated so badly I could not wear
tight clothing, and had to put on shoes
two sizes larger than usual. The urine
was diorJered and passages were
dreadfully frequent. I got help from
the first box of Doan's Kidney Pills,
however, and by the time I had taken
four boxes the paiu and bloating was
gone. I have been in good health ever
since."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS
BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered)
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Made In all styles and all Blr.en. Get water and on
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321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Or.
There Is no satisfaction keener
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No. 12-07
EKiflea Pork i'uUm.
Pour one pint of boiling water over
a pound of salt pork chopped very fine,
lot It stand until nearly cold, than add
the following Ingredients: Two cups
of sugar, one cup uiolastMMt, one pound
of seedod raisins, one pound of cur
rants, one-quarter pound of shroddod
citron, two tablespoonfuls of cinnamon,
OMt nutmeg grated, six cup of flour,
two teampoonfulu soda dissolved In a
llttl hot water and one teaspoonful
of baJtlnjt powder sifted with tlie flour.
Dredge the fruit well with flour before
putting it Into tlie cake. When the
cake Is baked and still warm pour a
wluefi awful of brandy or wine over It
Whole Wheat Tlretul.
Mix four eupfuls of entire wheat
(lour with two eupfuls of white flour
and two heaping tablespoonfulK of salt
Add a cup of warm water In which a
yeast cake has been thoroughly dis
solved, and beat hard. Add gradually
a quart of warm water, or enough to
make the dough like a thick paste. Stir
until this paste leaves the spoon easily.
Cover thickly and txrt to rise all night
Do not put It In loaf tins until It has
risen to the top of the bread pan.
Knead until smooth, divide Into two
loavea and bake In a slow oven for two
hours.
Vermicelli Fuddlnff.
Take two ounces of vermicelli, break
up small and put Into a pint of boiling
water, sweetened to taste with lump
sugar. Let It boil till quite done; add
half an ounce of fresh butter, and pour
the whole Into a pudding dish ; then stir
In the yolks of two eggs beaten up with
a little cold milk and strained. Strew
some powdered cinnamon or some
grated nutmeg on the top and bake for
about twenty minutes.
Nat Wafer.
To make nut wafers, take a quarter
of a cup of butter, beat In one egg and
one cup of sugar, and keep beating all
mooth. Add a meant teaspoonful of
vanilla, or half a teaspoonful of al
mond extract, and a cupful of clpped
nut. Then stir In one cup of wetl
ttltwd Sour In which has bn mixed a
mall teaepoonful of baking powdr.
Drop hi mell spoonfuls on a bottwfvd
pan aod bake In hot oven.
Iwwt Potato Pie.
Parboil sweet potatoes, peel them,
and, when cool, grate enough to mnke a
pound. Rub to a cream a half-cup of
butter and three-quarters of a cup of
sugar, add the beaten yolks of four
eggs, a teaspoonful each of powdered
cinnamon and nutmeg, the grated po
tato, the juice tfnd rind of a lemon,
and, last of all, the whites of the eggs.
Pour the mixture Into an open pie-crust
and bake.
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HEN writing- to advertisers please
mention tin paper.
Nut Cookies.
Cream" one Beaut tablespoon of butter
with one-half cup of sugar. Add two
eggs, one scant cup of flour, one tea
spoon of baking powder, one-half tea
spoon of salt, four tablespoons of milk,
a feneroos cup of chopped hickorynuts
and vanilla to Jaw,, Drop witi a
teaspoon on buttered pans about two
inches apart If too thick, add a little
milk.
Pumpkin Pie.
One and one-half cups of stewed
pumpkin, two beaten eggs, one-half cup
of milk, one tableapoonful of flour, one
half cup of sugar, one teaspoonful each
of cinnamon and allspice, one-half tea
spoonful of ginger, one pinch of salt
and the same quantity of soda. Line a
pie plate with pastry, pour in this mix
ture and bake in a medium oven for a
half-hour.
II rend Cake.
Onp-cup of bread sponge, one cup of
sugar, one tablespoonful of lard, one
teaspoonful of cinnamon and cloves,
mixed; one teaspoonful of baking soda,
one cup of sweet milk, one egg beaten,
one cup of raisins (seeded) and air
rants mixed. Put together all the In
gredients except the fruit. Stand for
an hour, then work in the fruit and set
to rise like bread.
Beet Salad.
Four medium-sized red beets, boiled
in salt water, peeled and cut in half
inch cubes. Mix with these one pound
of shelled pecans broken in pieces.
Serve In nest of shredded red cabbage.
Garnish with mayonnnlse or boiled
dressing. Beets should be marinated
with French dressing before mixing
with nuts.
Hickory-Nat Cake.
Cream a half cup of butter with a
cup of sugar, add three-quarters of a
cup of milk and the well-beaten whites
of four eggs; stir In two cups of flour
gifted with two teaspoonfuls of baking
powder, ajd, test of all, stir In a cup of
chopped hickory nut meats dredged
with flour. Bake in a loaf tin in a
steady oven.
How lie Knew.
; A witness was being examined as to
the sanity of one of the Inmates of the
asylum. "You hold that this inmate Is
Insane, do you?" a lawyer asked. "I
do," was tho firm responne. "Why are
you so sure?" "The man," tho witness
said, "goes about asserting that he Is
Santa Claus." "And," suld the law
yer, "you hold, do you, that when a
man goes about asserting that he Is
Santa Claus it's a clear proof of hTs In
sanity?" "I do." "Why?" "Because,"
said the witness, in a loud, indignant
voice, "I happen to be Santa Claus my
self." Until.
The train was called the limited, but
what was limited about It? It ran at
an unlimited speed, the Incivility of
the conductor and the brakemen was
unlimited, as was tho rapacity of the
porter.
"It's a mystery !" exclulmed the little
party of foreigners.
But In a moment they entered the
drawing room car and their wonder
vanished.
"Of course, It's the good taste of the
3eeoratiou 1" they whispered, and, re
membering their manners, pretended
not to notice. Puck.
CITO Vitus' Dane and all Nervous Dishes
I 1 1 u permanently cured by iJr. Kline's (ircat
Jlli've Restorer. Heod fur KUKK2trlal bottle and
treatise. Dr.lt. H.KllD.,Ld.,B81 Archbt.,l'lilla.,l'a.
nabbing It In.
Miss Redpep Tou are hotter, are you
not, Mr. Feathertop? You wore not look
ing at all well the last time I saw you.
- Mr. Feathertop Why, when did you
see me last?
Miss Redpep At the Swellham recep
tion. You were waltzing, I think, with
Mins Flutterbr.
Shake Into Your Shoes
Allen's Foot-Ease. A ponrfer. It makei tight
or new shoes loci easy. Iris a certain cure tor
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching lect.
Bold by all Druggists. Irlce 2Jc. Trial pack
age mailed FRHE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted.
T.I) V v 1-
Does Your
Heart Beat
PAINLESS TNENTISTRY
SetUifefor . You Go Elwhr
EXAMINATIONS TKlt
Gold Crown, J.I; Brldeo Work, per
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Yes. 100,000 times each day.
Does it send out good blood
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good blood is good health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
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Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed it for 60 years.
One frequent eauie of bad blood li a slugrfnh
llvur. Tfoiu produces eormttputlon. I'oicunous
0nhtaiic's are then nbnorbsed Into the blood,
luitead of boi removed from the body dully
an rottnra Intended. Keep the bowels npen
with Ayer's Mils, liver pills. All vegetable.
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aL V Ferry seeds
hxf-.Hif- r are not an experi-
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mWitW vation. thev fiHttre success
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pointments At Harvest, wet
Jtfialeal.
Hicks Mls Flatly sang with much
feeling at tlie concert last night."
Wicks Ah?
Illcks Yeft. She spent most of the
time feeling for the right note. Somer
vllle Journal.
for blpcest, surest, best crops
at allcealers. homousiorover
jo years. 1007 mmmI Aouual
lree on request.
D. M. FERRY & CO.,,
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PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any
case of Iching, blind, bleeding or protruding
piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c.
Unappreclatlve.
Mrs. Homer (reading) An ordi
nary piano contains about a mile of
wire.
Homer Huh ! The one next door
sounds like it contained a wagon load
of tinware.
The Humorist.
Mr. Depew threw aside the paper in
which he had juet read that as a Senator
he was a joke.
"In that case," he said with decision,
"I will not resign. I wouldn't spoil a
joke for anybody." Philadelphia Ledger.
Exceptional.
Mrs. Wylde Mr. Winkley is quite an
unusual man, isn't he?
Mr. Wyldo Oh, I don't know.
Mrs. Wylde Oh, but tm is. Why, I
saw him leaving Mrs. Winkley at a
street corner the other day, and he took
off bis hat and was just as polite to her
as if tbey hadn't been married. Somer
ville Journal.
Worth Knowing About
If you need a first-class laxative, there is
nothitis; better nor safer thnn that old fam
ily runtady, Brandrth's I'llK Each pill
contains one grain of vol d extract f
enrsaparilla, w ich, with other valualde
r "Ketahle products, make it a blood pur
ifier of eicelh-nt chnracter. If you are
troubled with constipation, one pill at
night will tili'ord great relief.
Jlrandreth'-pills are the same fine lax
ntive tonic pill your grandpa'ents used.
They have beeu in use for over a centurv
and are sold in every drug and medicine
sioie, eiiner pi;.in or sugar touted.
Acocrllnr to Ilia Folly.
The present chief justice of Ontario,
Sir William Meredith, Is a man of fine
presence, with a leonine mass of white
hair. One night he was speaking in
Toronto at a turbulent meeting, when
he was sharply interrupted by a stri
dent voice from the top gallery:
"Aw, Willum, go an' get your hair
cut!"
Instantly Meredith threw back his
magnificent head, and, fixing the of
fender with the stern eye of the prac
ticed examiner, exclaimed:
"My friend, If my memory serves
me, I once had something to do with
getting your hair cut."
There were no more interruptions.
Llpplncott's Magazine.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO Onlnine. fllml
lnrly named remedies sometimes deceive.
The first and original Cold Tablet is a WHITE
PACKAGE with black and red lettering, and
bears the signature of E. W. GROVE. 25c.
Out in the Coloi.
"Old Fullerplunks, who died a month
or two ago, didu't leave you anything,
hey? I thought he waa a near relative
of yours."
"Near? lie was closer than the shrunk
en jacket on a sixtcen-inch eun 1"
Mothers will find Mrs. Winrlow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
luring tho teething period.
Same Old Feeling.
Gladys I feel sure he has never
loved before. Penelope Oh, I felt the
same way, dear, when he used to make
love to me! New York Press.
DR. C, SEE
Wonderful Horca
Treatment
This wondorf.it Chi
nese Doctor Is called
gnat because ho currs
fieople without opora
lon that in p veil un
to die. He cor en wi h
those wonderful ( hi
arse herbs, roo's, buds,
barks and vovetuhlos
that are entirely un
known to zncdi. al Sci
ence In this country througn tuo use of those
harmless remedies. This liuuju doctor knows
the action of over 600 diLcn ut remedies, which
he nsea successfully In different diseases, lie
pnsran'ees to ctire cat ar-h, asthma. Inn tr, throat
rneuruausm, nervousness, Btomacn, liver, Kid
neys, etct has hundreds of testimonials.
Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients
ont of the city write fvrblani:s and circulars,
bend stamp. CONSULTATION iltliK.
Address
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
162 First St., S. E. Cor. Morrison
Mention paper Portland, Oregon
Mica Axle Grease
Best lubricant for axles in the
world long wearing and very ad
hesive. Makes a heavy load draw like a
light one. Saves half the wear on
wagon and team, and increases the
earning capacity of your outfit.
Ask your dealer for Mica Axle
Crease.
STANDARD
OIL CO. M
Riwasraswa
The Kind. You Have Always Bought has borne the signa
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personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no ono
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" Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger tho
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
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contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the' Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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