AbiouUIiIuk Iffnoranoe. Musical Customer What a fine old poclmen you have up (hero lu that glass case! In It n SlradivnriiiH? Ni-w Sali'Hiiiiiii Hlrnddy whnt? OokIi, mister I Don't you know a fiddle when you hco one? Vl-MMV y FlttE Earthquake g&WnSMffiSV KninciVo prmi.lHCH.c. Wi, but Dr. Pierce s in Electric Belts Trusses may Mt II i in I by nililrCHsIng Send I fn-w Circular Today rir. m ;is v isurv, 1117 Chestnut Hi,, Alameda, ( ill. Keep this fur reference. FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CATTLE, Registered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIFIC NURSERY CO. Catalogue Free. Tangent, Oregon FREE SAMPLE MULE-TEAM BORAX mm re-nags iiiubi ruicu Dooklet, giving l.i Uses fur HiirflT In tlm llnmn k'tirm at..l Tiu 1,000 and a Souvenir Picture, 7x14 In., 10 colors tree for bn and your dealer' namo. Adtress 1'aclllo toast llorux Co., Oakland, Cat, ry, Many Afflicted Country People are coming to us for treatment and returning homo cured. We perma nently nun promptly cure inmgcs- iciitiy una nromiiilv tlnn, Klieumatlsin, all i'rlvate anil Hasting Diseases, Nervous Disor ders, Diseases of Women ami Child run, liczema,- Mood, Skin anil Chronic Diseases. No matter what your trouble may be, come to see us. Free Consultation mi Elimination. NewYork Surgical and Medical Institute Permanently Located1 at Corner of Sixth and (32 Wajhinjton Sti., Portland, Or. UNITED STATES HEALTH & ACCIDENT INSURANCE COMPANY Of fcaglnaw, Michigan. WRITE TODAY $300,000 Capital Stock. (200,000 deposited with Ins. Pept. of Michigan asking about our popular one dollar a month plan that pays aeciiiental death ami accident and sick indemnity. Give ago and occupation. All business on tin' Pacific Coast paid through the first National Bank of Portland. R. L. ALCRICH, Mgr. Western Office. 209-210 Marquam Bldg. Portland, Oregon AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made In all styles am) all sizes. Uet water and oil anywhere, liest Drilling Tools made, (let cata logs anil prices. BEALL & CO. 321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Or. "When you buy WET WEATHER CLOTHING you want complete ' protection, and long service. These and many other good points &re combined In TOWER'S FISH BRAND OILED CLOTHING Tbu can't afford to buy any other , UMTS i ftasMi ajTowe co boho via. TOWl CANADIAN CO kT. TOr.ONTCV CAN. DR. C. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment This wonderful Chi nese Doctor Is called great becauso he cures people without opera tion that art g ven up to die. He cures whh those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables that are entirely un known to medleal sci ence In this country through the use of those harmless remedies. This tamons doctor knows theactionofoversOOdtSerent remedies, which be uses successfully In different diseases. Ue gnaran'ees tocure catarrh, asthma, lung, throat rncumaiism, nervousness, stomacn, liver, Kla neya, etc.) has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Bend stamp. CONSULTATION IKIili. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162!4 rirst St., S. E. Car. Morrison Mention paper Pertland, Oregon 'II I Kl A grout deal of harm In clone by self, drugging for the relief of various real or linagiiiery Ills. There In nothing easier. The only ob jection to the jilnu In that what Is good fcr the cough may be bad for the cotigher. Ho It In with a headache. Almost any pain In the head not due to actual brain disease may be moderated. If not relieved temporarily, by some form of "headache iwwder" ; but a frequent re course to this means of cure may fa tally weaken the heart. When this stops beating the headaches cease to trouble, but the patient Is not In con dition to know or care. Every man, of course, believes him self o doctor, nnd often thinks he Is better able to attack a cough or a case of rheumatism or a headache, whether It be his own or another's, than those Who make the cure of (ll.n. Hrnll fctudy. All he has to do Is to make up bis mind whnt the trouble Is and any one can tell a cough when he has it and then to take something that Is "good for a cough." Ix'ss serious, but not much so, Is the abuse of tonics. A true tonic Is anv- thing that promotes the nutrition of the body. This may be done by Increas ing the appetite and Improving dlges t!on, which Is the function of the bit ter tonics ; or by Improving the condt tlon of the blood by adding to it the nor. It has lost; or by supplying the system with some needed su Instance, such as fat In cod liver oil; or Anally . .,11 A.y . . - iv "iiiiiuniunic uie tissues 10 increased absorption, an action which is ascribed to arsenic, mercury and others of the mineral Ionics uiiiiLnti ionics. But these are not the 'tonics' to u, u . tomes to Which people are apt to resort when thev run rln-n Thmr tnt t h, tuey run uow n. 1 ney take to stlmu- lnnts, alcohol usually, and think thev ' - uic &euiug strong Decause tuey reel bftter after each dose. The alcohol l .,!. j,, , . , in mo iiiiiiv; is oiien uisguiseu, ana the user, perhaps a conscientious tee totaler, would be shocked to learn that what he was taking to give him strength had more alcohol in It than has the strongest whisky. If the system Is seriously run flown, a physician should be consulted, who will be able to give what Is needed, whether Iron, mug, who had been listening patiently for Anf9- or bark, or gentian, or cod liver oil, Ave minutes at the other end of the wire. ! Second Millionaire Yes; our rela te correct the underlying condition that "II ma' be a little har1 t0 'uear through, 1 tives are waiting for us to die to go: . t . . ... m T Hod. Vm . f If .1 i i ' ... causes the debility. Youth's Compan- Ion. The Bird In Hand. I Instead of rtl.., .n. nio.i,- was rather amused at the 'actions of .,35 nis pet waiter, tor two years be had unfortunately, are not, owing to the un dlned at the same restaurant almost natural condition of the lives we b ail. lleHlla.'he hflplfocha anil n dally and August knew his every wish and had always been liberally tipped That day, however, Clarksou was shamefully neglected. He had to ask for butter, his napkin was damn and soggy, the particular sauce he liked so 11 . ., . . , ... well was not on the table, and, In fact, August was the antithesis of a devoted servitor. All his attentions seemed concentrated upon a man at an adjoin- In gtable. August hovered around him like a bee around a flower, anticipating every wtsn ana bringing him sundry little extras. The customers was evidently a stran ger. (Jlarkson could not recall having seen him before, and from his long pat- ronage of the place he had come to ' know all the regular customers by their faces at least. Ills curiosity got the better of him and as he was leav ing, after bestowing the customary tip, he asked; "Why is It, August, that you have been so attentive to that man and so neglectful of me? Is he In the habit of giving extra large tips?" "Oh, no, ni'sleu'," said August. "He Is a stranger. He has never been here before." Then he added, apologetical ly, "And I am sure of you, ni'sleu'." The Other Side. "Don't you get homesick for those beautiful old Colonial mansions In the South?" they asked the Kentucklan on the night that the thermometer froze. "Not this weather," she answered. "I haven't forgotten yet how the wind used to blow through the cracks of the windows and doors of those beautiful old Colonial mansions, and how we " " uuvuw me Biyie ui ballrooms, huddled around a two-by-! four grate, our races scorching and the ; bitter blasts blowing through our back hair. "Oh, no ; In such weather as this the steam heated luxury of the Chicago flat for me," she decided. Chicago Inter Ocean. We do not like to have any child coaxed to speak a piece for us or to give us a kiss. Blood Humors! Commonly cause pimples, bolls, hives, eczema or salt rheum, or some other form of erup- firm, hut wimetlmeS thev print In tha Hvntftm. Indicated by feeling of weakness, languor, loss of appetite, or general debility, without causing any breaking out. Hood's Barsaparllla expels them, renovates, strengthens and tones the whole system. This Is the testimony of thousands annually. Accept no substitute, but insist on having Hood's SarsapariUa In usual liquid former In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 1U0 doses $1. A GREAT SEED BOOK. Ferry's 1907 Seed Annual Now Ready for Free Distributioi . Ferry'8 great Seed Book is now ready for distribution. This is the book that every fanner wants and waits for. It makes no difference what other cata logues are received, farmers are not sat isfied until they get Ferry's, bear Me it contains better and fuller information. Ferry's Heed Annual, in fact, is really more than a catalogue. It differs from the usual seed catalouge inasmuch as it really helps each farmer c.p gardener to choose intelligently the varieties best suited to his particular needs. The wise selection of varieties results in bigger, oetter paying crops. The ex perience gained in fifty years of suceess- ' 1U1 Blo'8 your com ,. i .. i : ,i l mand For freshness, purity and reliability Ferry's Seeds are in a clafS by them selves. They are known all over the land, and farmers everywhere have coonfldence in the name of Ferry, and know for a certainty that their seeds can be relied upon. They know that. every package has behind it the repu tation of a house whose business stand ards are the highest in the trade. Just drop a postal to D. M. Ferry & Co., Detroit, Mich., and they will send yo,u a copy of the5r 1907 SeeJ Annual- , " Deafness Cannot Be Cured .7 lv" Fl'"v.n'iio nicy eaunut. I bv local applications as they cannot reach the mseaseu portion of the ear. 'there is nnlvnno LiVe'mldt named condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is friiiamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear- jl'8'a,1w"en.itl8eDtl:elyclo8eir, iieafnessis theresult, and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube re toied to its normal c9mlltl()rl. hearing will be destroyed forever; nin-cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but au inflamed condition oi trtfvm lipnny an rl afiua We will give One Hundred Dollars for any f,LV,1; IV'" . AAt...iimi.uio. oeuUlOf uircuiara, iree. F. J. CHENEY A. CO.. Tnldv n Sold by Druggists, 75c. Uall'i Family Pills are the best. Hd Not Observed It. "Iff such hard work to talk through this telephone 1" exclaimed Mm. High - mus. "I hadn't noticed that " snld Mr n;h. my dear' but 11 doeSu,t "eem to have in- terfered with the flow of your conversa tion." Mat T A. A. A. m . ut inieresi w women. con' 2 pSt t women of today and to relieve " these relieve i l.o conditions women rush to the druggists nU'Z. ing nobody knows what. If thev would : ilst et a bl,x, Brnndreth's I'l l-, and I Mae inem regu ar v everv nnrlit for a tin all their trouble would dTsai.far, as th. Uie 1,,. pills regulate the organs of the' feminine -Tte"u lnf4 sjnte dose has the same ttthWSA over a century and are sold in every po"fedand medicinb store. pl" or sugar- lteallstlc Crltlck Yes, D'Auber is home from nis trip to the Rocky mountains. He rut in most of his time making sketches of the mountain peaks. lie showed me a lot of them. Ascum How were they? Natural? Crltlck Well, they're certainly rocky. Fhiladeluhla Tress. DON'T DESPAIR. lead the Experience of a Minnesota Woman and Take Heart. . If your back aches, and you feel sick, languid, weak and miserable day after aay - don t worry. Doan's Kidney Pills have cured thousands of women in the same condition. Mrs. A. Heiman, of Stillwat er, Minn., says: "But for Doan's ' Kidney Pills I would not be living now. They cured me in 1899 and I've been well since. I used to have such pain in my back that once I fainted ihe kidney secre- Hons were mucn uisorciereu, and I was so far gone that I was thought to be at death's door. bince Doan's Kidney Pills cured me I feel as if I had been j pulled back from the tomb." ' Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton eauallv wfl nrf I. guaranteed to. give perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at 10s a DUcLie. Wrila lor Ire. bS2klt ho l dv! Wench and mix colers. MONROE DRUG CO- llaiojivule, Missouri. write lor Iree booklet how to dye. The Yankee Notion. There never lived a more steady and persistent grumbler than Reuben Hall. ?iot only the weather, the state of his health and his crops furnished him with subjects, but the most reasonable and lenient laws which could be con structed raised discontent in Reuben's mind. "I dunno what they mean by telling folks to cart their waste stuff over to that dump at the end o' Grantham's Woods Instead o' leaving It In the Lawton sullar-hole," he said, Indig nantly, one day. "Suppose the sullar hole does show up from the road, what business has this town got to put an In junction on folks dumping stuff in it?' "The town's bought the old Lawton place," said his neighbor, In the pacific tone people usually employed In ad ddesslng Mr. Hall. "And I thought you were one of those that said 'twas an eyesore. Do you want to dump any o' your old Junk In there, Reub, tidy as you are?" "No. I don't wanter," said Mr. Hall, sullenly ; "but I wanter have the right in case I wanter, an' I wanter know why I haven't got It." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Iching, blind, bleeding or protruding piles in 6 to H days or money refuflded.50o. A They Impressed Her. Little Kitty, who had happened to be the only one at home when the stran gers called, was trying to describe them. "One of 'em was a good deal younger than the other," she said, "and he's the one that did the talking. He wanted to know when you'd be back." "How did he look?" asked her fath er. "Did he have any beard?" "No; he was barefaced." "How about the older man? Was he barefaced, too?" "Kind o'," said Kitty, remembering his shaggy brown beard ; "only he was grizzly bear faced." ' Shake Into Your Shoee Allen's Foot-Ease. A powder. It makes tigh or new Ehoes feel easy. It Is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet Sold by all Dnipgists. Price 25e. Trial pack age mailed FREE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Leltoy, New York. Omlsnlon of History. The good people of Salem had Just burned another witch. "According to the census," they said, "there are too many women in Massacbu- 8tts, anyway." In order to make a show of being Im partial, however, they looked around for Wizard Burbank, but he had escaped to California. MnthAra wtll flnA Um Tcininm. n v. i ! ByruD the best remedv to 11 ma f (it t i ..I li i 1 .1 .... -i 4urtn8 the teething period. 1 Sorrow of the Plutocracy. I Flrst Millionaire Hard lines these our money, ana tne rest of the world doesn't want to wait that long. New York Sun. riTO St. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Dlseai f 0 permanently cured by Dr. KlIne'B Great iserve Besiorer. Bend ror rBKK f 2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. It. H.iUlne, Dd.,831 Arch HU, lJhUa.,Pu. Mixed. When ministers exchange they usual- v Preach old sermons, but, however, they generally look over the MMS. carefully to see If the local points need alteration. A Somerville preacher many years ! lrn WOTlt trt Anrlnvnl nmnntt ! ' ' 1 IV 1111.1 ! npglected thls sbnple precaution. In his discourse was an allusion to the '"T6 a,SyIum a Somerville, and, for- f'ttlnS for tDe nioment ttat he was In Andover, he said "Sooner than a child of mine should be subjected to such Influences, I would be willing to have him confined In yon der institution." And the good man pointed direct'y at the Andover Theological Seminary. Boston Herald. r Harvesting Dollars is possible if the seed be judiciously planted. Southern Alberta, Canada, has demonstrated beyond a doubt that it is the greatest cereal growing country on the continent, and "Alberta Red Wheat" grown there took both the Gold and Bronze medals at the Portland Exposition. 1 The Canadian Pacific Railway Company has 3,000,000 acres of the best of land, irrigable and non-irrigable, just east of Cal gary, Alberta, which they are selling at from $12 to $15 per acre for non-irrigable and $18 to $25 per acre for irrigable. Lands sold by them three months ago at these prices are now now being held by the purchasers at $50 per acre and upwards. The harvesting of dollars invested in these lands is just as certain as the harvesting of cereals. If you are interested drop a card to the address below for literature fully describing the opportunity of the age. The Canadian Pacific Irrigation Colonization Company, Ltd. 54 Ninth Avenue West, Calgary, Alberta, Canada. SALES DEPARTMENT. CANADIAN PACIflC RAILWAY, IRRIGATED LANDS Be sure to mention this paper when writing. It Your rr . o wnnairr Do you pin your hat to your own hair? Can't do it? Haven't enough hair? It must be you do not know Ayer's Hair Vigor ! Here's an intro duction! May the acquaint ance result in a heavy growth ofrich,thick,glossyhair! And we know you'll never be gray. " I think that Ayer's Hair Vigor is the most wonderful hiiirgruwer that whs ever made. I have used It for some time and I csn truth fully say that I am Kreatly pleased with it. I cheerfully reeommend It 'as s splendid prepa ration." Miss V. BitocK, WaylKiid, Mich, I A Made by J. 0. AyorCo., Lowell, Mass, jfl S u A.1BO uianuiuoturers 01 A-fl - ' SARSAPARILLA. CROPS NEVER FAIL In 'he U,)(.r Snake Valley, Idaho, whera JVkw Miss sHlppi Vnlley lu.meseekers are elr-ad located. Mi.oou acr s undei elop. d, Irrluab e liuiil still await ih- settler. Itkh st a d bent wa'ered valley In the world. i'Mnes c Imate: cho cest fruit; Iminens eroisof train, alfalfa su ar beets. 4,(Xio, 0110 Invested In sugar factories. New R. u. exten sion to Yellowstone parK on.'tis country of vast re sources. Asliton started Jau. 1, moo, a record breaker. Write for particulars. C. C. HOOKK KKAL KSTATK COMPANY St. Anthony and Aahton, Idaho. pin mm mm prove their worth at harvest ?M$ time. After over fifty years of 'fffft success, they are pronounced the best and surest by careful M&ik planters evervwhere. Your dealer sells them. 1907 Seed Annual free on request. D. M. FEUItY A CO., Detroit, Mich. WHERE TO BUY A PIANO When Sherman, Clay & Company, the old Pacific Coast Piano House, which has been doing business at the eorner of Kearney and Sutter streets, San Fran cisco, for over thirty-five years, pur chased the Piano business of the Allen & Gilbert-Ramaker Co , it was every where admitted that it was the most siKiiilieant transaction ever announced concerning the music business of the Pacific Northwest. Important, bei ause Sherman, Clay & Company are so well known as a staunch, reliable firm. They have a one-price system. Every Piano ts mark ed in plain figures. A child can buy a Piano from Sherman, Clay & Company just as safely as can a state senator, and at the same price. They are Pacific Coast agents for the famous Stcinway piano; also many other standard makes such as the Knabe, Kvcrett, Mason & Hamlin, Hardman, A. B. Chase, Fischer, Packard, Conover, Ludwig, Kingsbury, Kstey. Emerson, Sterling, Wellington, Huntington and Mendelssohn. Also Estey, Packard and Chicago Cottage Organs, Piano Players and Victor Talk ing Machines. When you visit Portland, Spokane, Tacoma, Seattle, Everett, Bell llngham call and or San Francisco, vou should see the Piunos exhibited by Sherman Clay ilt Co. Their Portland store is op posite the postoflice, Sixth and Morrt son streets. P. N. U No. 8-0? WHEN writing- to advertisers please mention this paper. fi St OTTO PILLS. n jtV J& Lj I Q CHERRY JECTWtA i-g