All Humors
Are Impure maters which the skin, liver,
kldmtys and other orguns cannot tuke cure
of without help.
Pimpled, bolls, ocznma and other erup
tions, loss of appotlto, thut tired feeling,
bilious turns, fits of indication, dull head
aches and muny other troubles are duo to
thorn. They uro removed by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual lliiuld form or In chocolated
tablets known as Sarsataba. 100 doses $1,
Yet He Meant Well.
Wllllnm Ilmiry Harrison had Jug,
iron the bnttlc of Tippernnoe,,
"I frit that It wiih up to mo," he ex
plained, "to j?lvc Ihe future novelists of
Indiana a sort of historical barkKroiiiid."
- For, with the simple iniiidednew of
prent men, it did not occur to him (hat
Indiana's coining author would oIioohp to
locate, the bcciioh of their best selling
ttorieg in Palestine, Mexico, Ornustark,
Franco and otlifr forelirn countries. '
Tho Evils of Constipation
are runny j in fuet almost every serious 'II
iiCNH Ims it- origin in constipation and some
medicine, instead of preven in eoiiHtipa
Um, add toit. This is true of most eii'lmrt
icH, winch, when lirst used Imveu lienilicial
ii fleet, Im tliedose has to Iks continiiully
increased mid before lunK the remedy ('cases
to have the si (,'liteHt ellcc . Theie is m
prcpiir tion, however, that can he relied
upon to produce the snme n suits with the
same d'.se, even after lil'tv years' daily use,
mid this is llr n.lrcth's l'ilis, whieu has a
record of over 100 vears as the slumlord rem
edy (or constipation ami all troubles arising
Iroman impii e stnle of the blood. .
Jlrandietli's l'.lls are the same line lnxa
tive tonic pid your grandparents used and
can be found in every every drug and medi
cine fctorc, citlier plain or sugar-coated.
Force of llal.lt. '
Tho modern Sherlock chuckled.
"I'll Btuke a si lie hut ngalnst a stogie
that man is a New York policeman,'
be whispered.
"How can you tell?" asked the mys
tified friend. "lie la not In uniform."
"No, but I shouted 'Side door to the
right!' and you should have seen him
duck.
POWER OF THE NAVY. (
NonprorVaNloiwil Mini! Flnila It Hard
to Heullxe Strength.
Figures seem essential to convey to
the nonprofessional mind 'an adequate
('(inception o,f tho stupendous power .'or
HKKi'i'HNloti' or for resistance concen
trated hi twelve buttle ships, four ar
mored cruisers, four protected cru'.s
erH, four monitors: and a dozen torpedo
bontH uud torpedo-boat destroyers, be
sides HubinnrliieM and auxiliary craft,
says Harper's Weekly. It must here
Mulilce to sny thiit the twelve battle
ships alone which were massed off Oys
ter Uny represented a combined dis
placement of nearly 151,0(10 turns; the
armored cruisers, almost 55,000 tons;
the monitors and protected cruisers,
more -than 32,000 tons, and the wlule
fighting fleet, Including the torpedo
boats n ml submarines, but excluding
auxiliaries, an aggregate displacement
of upward of 244,000.
Kcliitlvely powerless and Insignificant
as the torpedo bouts may have looked,
the truth Is that If one of tliem, the
Wilkes, co,u Id get near enough to such
a floating fort as the battle ship West
Virginia und spit a torpedo out of her
tube In the right direction, $0,000,000
would go up In the air and 800 men
would be food for Ashes. We may add,
In order to refute so;ne groundless ac
cusations, that the cost of the naval re
view, Imposing as the pageant looked,
was negligible. The cost was comput
ed by Hear Admiral Kvans at $.'500 ail
told ; for, as he pointed out, so, long as
a ship Is In commission, it Is just as
cheap for her to be at anchor off Oystsr
Iiay as to be steaming across the ocean.
pii j ilk n '
Mothers will find Mrs. Whitlow's floothlng
Bvrup the biit remedy to Use lot their clilldroa
; during tho teething period.
To Break In New Shoes
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, acliiiiK, swollen feet.
Cures coniK, lnnrowiiiK naila and bunions. At
ail dniKKims and ulioe stores 2re. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen 8. Olmsted, he Koy, N. Y.
Disastrous Failure.
The stocky, red haired man with the
Galway whiskers had been run In on a
charge of too much conviviality and bois
terous conduct.
"Bprisoner," said Police Justice
Wachenheiuier, "vot Is your name?"
"Me name, y'r anncr," answered the
prisoner, "is Gottlieb Louderschlagel."
"Dot's a lie!" exclaimed his honor. "I
gif you sigsty days in de Torkhouse."
Chicago Tribune.
CIT0 Vitus' "nc and all Nervous nisoases
11 1 U permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureal
Jsitvm Ki'siorer. Hend for FKKK (2 1 rial bottle and
treatise. Dr. it. ILKllne, Ld., 31 Arcb St., l'liUa-.l's.
Growth of a Nevada City.
Less than two years ago a prospector
lost his way In the desert near the Cali
fornia line, In Nye County, Nevada,
and died of thirst. On the spot where
that man's body was found Is now the
town of Bullfrog. A water works plant
costing $50,000 supplies an abundance
of water. There are hotels with baths
In many rooms and residences equip
ped with all the modern paraphernalia
that make for comfort. Electric lights
Illumine the streets where only the
stars of heaven looked down on the
death of the lonely miner and within
the radius of a very few miles there
are now about 15,000 people.
"Tom" Recti's Collar.
Among the prominent men of New
England there was none, perhops, who
wore a larger collar than Tom Reed.
One hot day In the summer of 1901
Heed was In Portsmouth, and, having
to wait over for a train, he decided to
make an Impromptu toilet, changing his
collar, etc. So he hied himself to the
' nearest haberdasher's and began a gen
eral survey of the collar display In the
store.
"Waited on, slrT' queried one of the
clerks.
"Not yet," responded Reed, and then
added, "I would like a collar."
"What size?" piped the clerk.
"Size 20," answered Reed.
"We don't keep collars so large, but
I think you may be accommodated
three stores above."
Reed went and found the third store
above. It was a harness shop.
1 m pro veil Duntpan.
In carrying the ordinary dustpan
from one room to another some of the
contents are sure to full out. Dust
being very light,
the slightest wind
picks It up and
blow sit off the pan.
This cannot happen
with the one shown
here. Over half of
the surface of the
pan Is covered,
which helps to pre
vent the dust escap
ing. As nn addi
tional aid, the In-
holds Tiiic dust. ventor 1)11S a,,ded a
handle, by which the dustpan can be
carried anywhere without fear of los
ing any of the contents. In gathering
up the dust the pun Is placed In the
ordinory position. I5y swinging the
handle over to the left and the pan
raised the dust drops Into the recepta
cle formed by the cover. In this way
It is not affected by the wind.
Plvkleil Pears,
Teel the pears and weigh. To seven
pounds of the fruit allow four pounds
of granulated sugar and one pint of
vinegar. Put pears and sugar In alter
nate layers In the kettle. Bring slowly
to the boll and pour In the vinegar, to
which should have been added cloves,
mace and cinnamon to taste. Roll for
five minutes, remove the pears with a
perforated skimmer and spread on
dishes to cool. Boil the sirup until It
Is thick. Tack the pears In heated Jars
and fill these to overflowing with the
boiling syrup. Seal at once.
Why Refer
to Doctors
Because we make medicines
for them. We give them the
formula for Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral, and they prescribe it
for coughs, colds, bronchitis,
consumption. They trust it.
Then you can afford to trust
it. Sold for over 60 years.
" Ayor's Cherry Pectoral ts a remedy that
should be In every liome. I have used a great
deal of it for hard coughs and eolds, and I
know what a splendid medicine It Is. I can
not recommend It too highly." MAB .
Cohkn, Hyde l'ark, Mass.. . . .
ENGLISH
BEF.KSHIRES
All the best breed
err and Individuality.
Young stock on hand
at all times. Corres
pondenee solicited,
tatisfaetlon guaran
teed, Address
D. L. KEVT
Perrydale, Oregon
I A
Ulftde by J. O. Ayer Co,, Lowell, Mast.
auo manuiagmrer or
yers
7 SARSAPARILLA
PILLS.
HAIR VIGOR.
BIG MONEY
For yon In
NEVADA cower MINES
A Few Hundred
Kightly Invested
Means Riches.
Write Today.
Copper
C. A. STOCKTON, Broker
228 Lumber Exchange
PORTLAND, OREGON
Ayer's Pills greatly aid the Cherry
Pectoral In breaking up a cold.
RUBBER STAMPS
Best in America
We make them
We do not take orders nnd peddle onr Rubber
stamps, Seals, Etc We manufacture our
own goods. Our equipment is the newest
and best money can buy. Write today ior our
"Kubbpr Stamp Catalogue."
THE HTWTN-HODSON CO.,
Portland, Oregon
Important to Timber Owners
We are purchasing agents for large
timber buyers from all parts of the
country. These men are investing in
Oregon and Washington timber lands.
It will pay you to write us immediately,
giving legal descriptions and net prices
on your limber lands in these states.
Address Timber Department,
Northwestern Guarantee & Trust Go.
Lumber Exchange Bldg, Second Floor
S. L Cor. 2nd and Stark Sts., PORTLAND, OREGON
HQ PLATES
I II VnCMTAI frt TKEPAIHLESS
M-4 We i
We remove your bad teeth
DENTISTS
and broken
off old roots absolutely without pain. Examin
ation and Estimates Free. Work the Best. Prices
the Lowest. Solid gold Clown, $4; Bridge work,
(3.50 per tooth; Gold and Enamel Filling, U
ana up; ucst nuDDcr rimes, 17.&U per set; goou
set, $5. Painless Extra' tion, 50c.
Third and Couch Streets. Portland, Oregon.
It Sounded TJnnrratefnl.'
A frugal and Industrious shoemaker
has two daughters, of whom he Is very
proud. lie provides a good home for
them, dressrs them well, nnd Is giving
them a good education;'' Not ldng ago
he drew on his modest bank account
for a sum sulllcient to purchase a new
piano for them. What followed may
be described In his own words.
"Oh, yes,'" he confided to a netehbor.
"they were grateful enough for It, of
course, and Its a great comfort to
hear 'em play and sing, but what do
you suppose was the first thing the girls
learned on It?"
"I'm sure I don't know," said the
neighbor.
"'Everybody Works but Father.'"
Itnlxln Bread.
To make raisin bread scald a pint of
milk and stir Into It while warm a
rounding tablespoonful of butter and
a level teasiwonful of salt. When luke
warm add half a cake of compressed
yeast dissolved In two tablespoonfuls
of lukewarm water, then stir In flour
to make a stiff batter. Let rise until
light, add the beaten yolks of thre"
eggs, one heaping tablespoonful of sug
ar and a cup of flour rubbed through
them. Stir In also half a' cup more
of flour, place In buttered pans, let
rise and bake.
C0MMOUS MAM POISON
NO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL
Contasrious Blood Poison has brought more suffering , misery and humila'
tion into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any
limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest of all disorders,
wrecking the lives of those unfortunate enough to contract it and often being
transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting legacy of suffering and shame.
So highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it
by using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose
blood the treacherous virus has taken root. JNot only is it a powertul poison
but a very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bitter experience
know by the little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of
the sufferine which is to follow. It comes in the form of ulcerated mouth
and throat, unsightly copper colored spots, swollen glands in the groin,
falliner hair, offensive sores and ulcers on the body, and in severe cases the
finger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous system is shat
tered and the sufferer becomes an object ol pity to nis lellow man. Especi
ally is the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood Poison, shown when the
infected person endeavors to combat the poison with mercury and potash.
These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles for
a while, and the victim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. When,
however, the treatment is left off he finds that the poison has only been driven
deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usually in worse form
because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from
the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destructive
action. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Blood Poi
son. It is made of a combination of healing blood-purifying roots, herbs
and barks, the best in Nature's great laboratory of forest and field. We
offer a reward of $1,000 for proof that S. S. S. contains a particle of mineral
in any form. S. S. S. goes down to the
very bottom of the trouble and by cleansing
the blood of every particle of the virus and
adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital
fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder.
So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse the
circulation that no signs of the disease are
, ever Seen again, and offspring is protected.
Write for our special book on Contagious Blood Poison, which fully ex
plains the different stages of the trouble, and outlines a complete home treat
ment for all sufferers of this trouble. No charge is made for this book, and
if you wish special medical advice about case or any of its symptoms, oui
physicians will be glad to furnish that, too, without harge,
, THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GA 1
PURELY VEGETABLE
Waffle.
Sift a quarter of a teaspoonful of
soda and the same amount of salt Into
one and a quarter cups of flour. In an
other bowl beat tiie yolks of two eggs
into; a cup of sour milk. , Then mix all
together. Add three tablespoonfuls of
melted butter and then the stiffly beat
en Whites of the three eggs. Pour hitoi
hot,' well-buttered greased, waffle Irons
and bake first one side' and then the
other until a golden brown. ' Remove
from the waffle Iron with a fork and'
serve at once.
.' .i i , '
! . Potato Puff. .
.Take two cups of cold mashed pota
toes nnd stir Into It one tablespoon of
melted butter, heating to a white cream
before adding anything else. -.Then put
with this two eggs, beaten extremely
light, one cup cream anil salt to taste.
Beat all well and pour into a deep 'dish
and bake in' a quick oven until it Is
nice and brown. If properly mixed It
will come out of the oven light, puffy
and delectable.
Flannel Caken.
Take two nnd a half cups of flour
nnd four teaspoons of baking powder
and a pinch of salt, and sift into a
bowl. Beat the yolks of two eggs In
another bowl, add two cups of milk
and then mix with the flour in the larg
er bowl. Lastly, adti the beaten whites
of the two eggs and fry the batter In
small cakes on a hot greased griddle,
Found Him So.
Ubctt The idea of Siikker claiming to
be a hard working man is the richest
thing I've heard of lately. I
Konmann Well, he is, by George! I
He's the hardest man I evzr tried to !
work. I
Beware of Ointments lor Catarrh that
' Contain Mercury
as mercury will surely destroy the seme of
Bmell and completely derange the whole sys
tem wnen entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles snould never be used
ezeepton prescriptions from reputable phy
sicians, as the damago they will do is ten fold
to tne good you can possioiy derive from them.
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains nomercury,
and Is taken Internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. It la taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testi
monials free.
Sold by Urugglsts, price 75c. per bottle. .
v Hall's Family fills are the best.
X-ltoj for Pearl Flutters.
Pearl fishers on the coast of Ceylon
find X-rays of great service. By. their
application it is possible to distinguish
without opening the shells the valua
ble oysters from those containing no
pearls 'The latter are thrown back
into the sea. Straits Budget
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14. DAYS. '
PAZO OINTMENT is guarentced to cure' any
case of iching, blind, bleeding or protruding
piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded.BOc. .. '-'
Looked That War.
, "Come, Willie," said his mother,
"don't be so selfish. Let your little
brother play with your marbles a little
while." -v ( v ;
'.'But," protested Willie, "he means
to have them always." .
' "Oh, I guess not."
"I guess yes, 'cause he's swallowed
em." St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
There is no satisfaction keener
than being dry and comfortable
when out in the hardest storm.
YOOABE SORE OF THIS
IP YOU WE AD
V 1 JV VVft.l
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Foiled clothing
MACK OR YELLOW
W CHSALS EVERIWHEBL
A.3. T0WH CO,BCr.TON.MASS,0.S.A.
TOWER CANADIAN CCLaitHJOlONTO. CAM
r.
DR. C. GEE WO
Wonderful (iome
Treatment '
This Wonderful ChW
nese Doctor Is called
gri'at because he euros
people without- nnerav
libit that &n g'ven im
to die. lie enres wl.h
those wonderful Chi
nese herbs, roo's, buds,
barks and vegetables
that are entirely un
known to medical sci
ence In this country thrntiKb the use of tluua
harmless remedies. This hunou doctnr knows
ine action or oyer tw aiiren-nc remedies, which
he uses successfully In different diseases, lie
guarantees toc.ire catarrh, anhuia, lunir, thmnt
rheumatism, nervous less, stomach, liver, kldi
neys, etc. has hundreds of testimonials.
Charges moderate, Call and see him. Pa tents
out of the oiiy write for blanl:s and circulars.
Send stamp. CONSULTATION i'HKIS.
Address
- The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
1 62' first St., S. C. Cor. Morrison
Mention taper Portland, Oregon
P. N. U.
No. 52-S
WHEN writing to advertisers please I
mention tills paper. I
O ran are Charlotte.
Make an orange jelly and use the
pulp as well as the juice for flavoring,
removing seeds and fibrous part of or
anges. Line a mold sides and bottom
with large square crackers soaked In
milk and sprinkled withicocoanut. Pour
in the Jelly and set It away to harden,
Heap whipped cream over It when
served. Delicious.
Southern Corn Dread.
One and three-quarter cups of white
oornmeal. one-half a teasnonnfi nf
soda and the same amount of
egg beaten stiff and one cup of butter
milk. When all mixed together, add
two tablespoonfuls of melted butter
ana bake in a hot greased pan until a
rich brown.
Tomatoes with Whipped Cream.
Peel five round red tomatoes that
have been cooling In the icebox all
night. Scoop out a small piece from
the center of each, dust with snlt and
paprika and heap a large spoonful of
whipped cream over each one.
The Kind Yoii llavA Alwnva TJrmo-lit lma imnn i
ture of Cbas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-grood" are but Experiments, and endansrer tha
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothinpr Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotic
substance. Its ajro is its guarantee. It destroys Worm
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teeth jn$r Troubles, cures Constipation
and I latulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Jiears tne Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THS OCNTAUSI OOMPONV. TT MURRAY STRUT, NCW VORR OITY.
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