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Fifteenth Century Manners.
The miti(ju!iry took down a small,
fat volume, vellum-bound, with a brass
clasp.
'This Is a 'Rook of Manners," he
eald. "It was printed In 1470. Here
are a few extracts."
And ho read:
"Do not gnaw a bone, like a dog,
nor suck the marrow out of a bone,
"In peeling a pear, begin at the
stalk ; but with an apple, begin at the
top.
"Do not wipe the hands on the
clothes, nor suck them, but use the
cloth.
"When you drink, lift the cup In
both hands; you must not drink with
one hand like a wagoner when he h
greasing his cart wheels.
"Wipe your nose and mouth when
you have drunk, and do not cough Into
the cup.
"Do not eat an apple, all alone, but
cut It In two and give a neighbor a
piece.
"Do not use your own knife to cut
your meat If the host has set a knife
of his own at your place.
"Do not spread butter on bread with
your thumb."
Ilabel In Mexico.
After 'answering the telephone and
talking Spanish Into It without appar
ently getting results, the clerk at a
hotel hung up the receiver and re
marked :
"My Spanish Isn't the best In the
world, I know, but I should think a
man woujd know how to talk at least
The fellow Just talking to me over the
phone couldn't talk enough Spanish to
order a meal, and to save me I couldn't
make him understand, although I know
I used correct language. While he was
talking an American rushed Into the
hotel and up to the desk. "Say," he
eald, "can't anyone here talk English.
I Just tried to telephone here and the
Idiot trying to talk Spanish over the
phone knows mighty little about the
language." ;
"I was talking to you," said the
clerk.
When apologies were made the con
versation continued In English. Mexi
can Herald.
Trouble Ahead,
"I see that Vienna sausages must be
canned In Vienna and French sardines
In France."
"Yes, but there's going to be trouble
when they Insist that Turkish cigar
ettes must be made In Turkey." Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Each of Qermany's eight colonies, ex
cept Samoa, receives a subsidy greater
than the revenue it yields.
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CHRISTMA8 BELLS.
Ring out In Joy, O chiming bells I
If or In your melody there dwells
The music Kind of Christmas-tide,
On every ueurthstuno fur and wide,
Ami roHy lip, with liiuxhter sweet,
The buppy sonus of llfo repeat
King out lu joy I
King out In hope, O chiming hells!
For your clear voice of patience tells
To waiting4 hearts who promise yields
No golden fruit of harvest Holds,
Whose garnered grain of tolling band
Lies heaped upon a barren lurid
King out in hope I
Ring out In grief, 0 chiming bells I
For In your trembling echo dwells
To saddened hearts' a thought of old,
A picture framed In memory's gold,
A vanished face beneath the snow,
A dream of life's sweet long ago
King out In grief !
Ring out In cheer, 0 chiming bells t
for in your peals a promise dwells
To listening hearts that strive to hear
The future's voice of hope and cheer J
For love and Joy will have their birth
As snowdrops spring from Icy earth
King out in cheer I
Ring out In peace, 0 chiming bells I
For Christmas-tide a message tolls
To eager souls that bravely wait,
And loyal hearts too strong for fate
To crush to earth oh, listen, then :
'Tig "Peace on earth, good will to men"
King out In peace !
Clara Lee 1'uckette, In Washington Post.
In the darkness ahead there were occa
sional flares of red flames, and from them
ascended long, comet-like tracks of light
that flashed Into momentary blazes. The
boom of the cannon, the wlerd shrieking
of the shells and their sharp explosion
blended in one wild devil's concert.
The boy from Maine drew back quickly
from the muzzle of the starboard gun No.
1 of the United States gunboat Mackinaw.
The old gunner standing rigid drew the
lanyard toward himself with a sudden
Jerk. There was a deafening roar and a
cloud of choking smoke enveloped the gun
crew. Another shell had been sent into
the solid earthworks of Fort Fisher.
The boy from Maine rushed forward
through the smoke and thrust the clean
ing rod Into the muzzle of the gun. An
other of the crew dashed a pailfull of
water over the long steel tube. The gun
was reloaded and another shell was hurl
ed at the spurts of flame ahead. They
had been doing this at intervals since the
early afternoon, and now It was almost
midnight midnight of Christmas eve,
18C4.
"Cease firing," came a hoarse order
out of the dark. The gun crew of No. 1
flung themselves down on the sloppy deck
with audiblo sighs of relief. The devil's
concert did not abate noticeably. The
remaining vessels of the Federal fleet
were still exchanging compliments with
Fort Fisher.
The old gunner quickly filled his pipe,
and the glow from the bowl half illumin
ed his wrinkled face now and then.
''Put's me In mind of a Christmas eve
I spent at the mines In Californy," he
remarked, "only it's Just a mite worse."
"Don't talk about Christmas," said one
of the crew In a husky voice. "I left
three children at home. Tbey are in bed
now and three little stockings are banging
above the fireplace same as always, I
hope. The wife is sitting up a while may
be, a thinking of me or maybe saying a
bit of a prayer. Don't like to think of it
when things are so dubious. What are
you thinking about, Fritz?"
"Of the Vaterland some." replied an
unmistakable accent. "Vat is the matter
mit the boy? He is always talking be
fore." The boy heard nothing. He sprawled
on the deck with his head on one arm.
The smell of the pine trees and the odor
of boiling maple sap was in his nostrils.
He was many hundreds of miles away
from the Mackinaw, off Fort Fisher, back
In the Maine woods with a sugaring party.
The smoke of the pine-knot fire was ris
ing slowly and the golden brown syrup
hissed and bubbled In the kettles. Merry
little shrieks of laughter rang in his ears.
She was there, the pink and white of her
face so prettily emphasized by the mink
tippet. How absurdly small those little
red mittens seemed in comparison with
his I How blue her eyes were I There
was no one looking just one kiss on
those Hps created solely for the purpose
"Starboard batteries commence firing 1"
came the hoarse and relentless order from
the darkness. '
A none too gentle kick brought the
boy back to the Mackinaw, but her face
looked at him for anMnstant out of the
gloom. Starboard gun No. 1 again added
its voice to the devil's chorus.
The sky began to turn from black to
gray. A Uhristmas present," said the
gunner grimly as he Jerked the lanyard. -
She Knew.
Sunday School Teacher (illustrating
the workings of conscience) What is It,
children, that makes you feel uncomfort
able when you have eaten all your Christ
mas candy and not given any of It to vour
little friends who had none of their own?
Little Ethel Beenthere Tumach-ache.
ma'am. Judge.
P. N. U.
No. 51-06
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HEN writing to ad vertisers please
meniloa tnis papr. t
Jumping at a Conclusion.
Tommy Santa Claus Is coming to din
ner to-night.
Elsie Oh 1 How do you know?
Tommy Ma told me a white-haired old
gentleman was coming and we'd have to
be very good.
Vanishing- Pomp.
How worldly pride kin pass away, .
' I's takln' fob my tex. , .
What is a Christmas tree one day J
V.; kludlla', wood de nexV? -
Washington Btt,
Of the ' children attending German
schools Vfa pe.r cent stutter.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow'i floothlng
lyrup the best remedy to use lor their children
turlng the teething period.
Continuous Politic.
"We must have a leader," said a
member of the mob.
"What for?"
"So that we can have a revolution."
"And then?"
"We'll put him In authority."
"And then?"
"Another leader, of course, and an
other revolution." Washington Star.
Vain Regret.
"But, Bertie," said his mother, "you
asked for two cakes and I gave them
to you.' Aren't you satisfied?"
"No, I ain't," growled Bertie. "You
was so easy I'm klckln' meself 'cause
I didn't ask for four." Philadelphia
Ledger.
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Nerve Kestorer. Send for FHKK f2trtal bottln and
treatise. Dr. it. H. Kline, L1., Vi Arch t)t., I'lilla.,Fa.
The rule of the Czar extends over twice
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power in the world.
100 Doses $1
True only of Hood's Sarsaparilla, the
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It eradicates all humors from pimples
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100 Doses $1
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t Laxative
There are two classes of remedies: those of known qual
ity and which are permanently beneficial in effect, acting
gently, in harmony with nature, when nature needs assist
ance ; and another class, composed of preparations of
unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo
rarily, but injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural
functions unnecessarily. One of the most p Yrpntinnnl nf
the remediesof known quality and excellence is the ever
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There are two classes of purchasers: those who are informed
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uulu" u cAcepuunai merit, ana wno ao not lack courage to go
when a dealer offers an imitation of any well known
unfortunately, there are snmp npnnlp whn An nst V
who allow themsel VPS in hp imnricerl niwn Thou onnnt
beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy.
i u we treuu or me aruggists or the United States be it said
of them value their reputation for professional
A
imitations of the
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Do Spiders Like Moslof
It has often been said that spiders
are fond of music, but a French Inves
tigator, M. Lecalllou, now asserts that
this is not true. He says that their
musical sense must be attributed mere
ly to greed or to hunger. When a fly
Is caught in a spider's web it buzzes,
and the spider immediately makes for
the place from which the buzzing
comes. M. Lecalllou, by experimenting
with a violin, some flies, a piano, vio
loncello and a cornet, found that only
those musical sounds which resemble
the buzzing of the files attracted the
spiders. The cornet, for instance, in
variably frightened It, and so did the
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