V. V i v - - LEXINGTON WHEATFIELD Published Every Thursday at LEXINGTON, OREGON s. A. THOMAS, Editor and Proprietor. OFFICIAL PAPER TOWN OF LEXINGTON Subscription, per year, - ' $1.00 Advertising rates on Application Entered as second-class matter October 6, 1905, at the post office at Lexington, Or egon, under the Act cf Congress of March 3, 1S79. THURSDAY AUGUST 16, 1906. CHAFF FROM TKE STRAW STACK The only th'ng in this world like a boy is a man. A tusiness man should neither dcze nor bulldoze. Unless we take God for a beginning we begin wrong. Some God's best gifts are wrapped up in very common paper. Th3 stubs in check books cover a multitude of disappointments. How much good some of us could do if we didn't wait until tomorrow to begin. We would have more revivals if we had more preaching aimed at the sinners on the front row. It's time to take your annual bath externally and internally. Do it now. It's time to clean np. An Indiana women succeeded in laying in a stock of fourteen husbands before the authorities deemed it best to interfere and clip the wings of her monopolize spirit. There was a man in Lexington and he was wonderous wise. He marked a silver dollar in and gave it all to Lize; she went to the butcher shop and blew the dollar in it wasn't long be fore the coin" came back to" him again. He took it to the merchant and bought a dress for Jane before ' the week had finished up back came that plunk again. He spent the coin in Lexington fifty times or more, but al ways got it back again and spent o'er and o'er; but when he sent a dollar up to Shears & Sawbucks store, 'twas gone for good, forever and he never saw it more. It is all right to preach that a man shonld love his neighbor as himself it sounds so good and platonic. But it is not always possible. Take for in stance the man who has planted a fine garden and his neighbor has chickens which he persists in letting run at large. How can the man with the garden love that neighbor as himself? It simply can't be done so long as those chickens are not shut up. Look at the condition of the work ing man to-day; where is he? . The tinners are continually going up the spout; the plumbers are always in the gutter; the paper hangers are up against the wall; bakers are compelled to raise the dough; the policeman has to be on the beat to live; the shoe makers are compelled to work on the uppers and get waxed in the end; the clock makers run on tick and are nev er on time ;the wash woman Is always In soak and she is the only one you see hanging out on the line. I'nneceossiiry Expense Acute attacks of colic and diarrhoea come without warning and prompt relief must be obtained. There is no neces sity cf incurring the expense of a physician's service In such cases if Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy Is at hand. A dose of this remedy will relieve the patient before a doctor could arrive. 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The king, to whom the pro posal was submitted through tho covernor of Hongkong, peadily anve his permission. His majesty also ap proved the suggestion that the stat ue should be made by Mr. Wade. London Express. A Sonaitiv Post. The manager of a press clipping bureau in Mew York said the otker day: "Xot long ago I thought I would try to enlarge our business. Accord ingly 1 sent prospectuses to well known people all over the world. In these prospectuses I said that our bureau read practically every pub lication that was issued and that a man by subscribing to us could read every word about nimeclf that erer appeared in print. "Well, we got a good many ac ceptances and a good many rejec tion!. One of th Utter cam from the firitiah pott laurtsta, Alfred Auitin. He laid loftily: " Mr. Austin doea not oan to pay for gnati' bit.' 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