1 Quito Triii.
Aflon BoHtoif They wiy she's extreme
ly Inmis'lily. ,
Mlw Tour I Hlioulil any ho! The
Inst time I hiiw her Mho wiih Nulling
down the Hired In '
MIkn Huston I'nrdon me; why do
you ubo that senseless expression? How
could Hhe go "siiIIIiik" down the street?
Miss Tours Knsy enough, I hiiw
her In Kt lu Venice. The Catholic fcSttini
urd und TIiuch.
Only the rromlic,
A IiIr Hoa turtle wiih sprawling around
In the tank In front of the renin u runt,
"Look, pnpii!" pxrliiimnd tho little hoy
"Let's go in and have some reul green
turtle Houp!"
"Not yet, Oeonlle," laid the father
"Walt till Home day when you see this
tank empty."
FITS
PvervH
ft. V tuK1 J'anee end all Nervous I)ls ae
permanently eurert by Dr. Kllnn'o lir.H.
hivh Uininrvr. Send for KHKK S2trln,l biittl . un.i
treatise, Dr. Jt. Jt.Klln , la., 1)31 ArfIiHt.,J'hlla,,l'..
.rvil It on Iter, Anyway.
Mistress ( Indisposed) What Ih It you
wish to any to me, Itridget? I am too 111
to nit up.
DoinPMtio Well, mum, ye can take no
tice wldout Hit tin' up. I lave ye nixt
Sath'rday, mum. j
Wanted Effort.
"It takes time, trouble end infinite pa
tience, of course, to be t goo.'. Sunday
whool teacher, but you have the satis
faction of knowing that ynu ait helping
to mold the character of the rising gen
eration." "Yes, but it makes me sad to think how
quickly a year's work Is undone when
crceq apple time comes."
Mothers will And Mr, Wlnslow's Soothing
Fyrup the bent remedy to use for their children
during the teething period. -
More Like It.
"Grnphter is in financial straits, I
hear."
"Don't believe It. I'll bet they're
flnnnclul crookeds." Philadelphia
Ledger.
Bred Contempt.
. Girl with the Gibiion Girl Neck Can't
you see something familiar in the face
of that man sitting on the oppesite side
of the car?
Girl with the Julia Marlowe Dimple
Yes : It's hln eyes. I wish he'd he a little
less familiar with them.
Stati or Ohio, Citt of Toledo, I
Lucas County, J
Frank J. chunky makes oath that be Is
senior partner of the tlrmof F. J. ( iiknky Si
Co.,doiiiK bustnem In the City of Toledo, Coun
ty and Mate aforenaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
earh and every cane of Catakkh that cannot be
Cared by the use of Hall's Catakkh Cukk.
FRANK J. CHKNKY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. P., 1886.
A. W. GLEA80N.
....( Notary Public
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
oi me system, bena Mr testimonials, free.
F. J. CIIKNEY b CO., Toledo, 0
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family fills are the best.
An Appreciation.
"Have you ever seen Hamlet played
precisely as you thought It should be?"
"No," answered Mr. Stormlngton
Barnes. "I have often wished I might
be a spectator at one of my own per
formances." Washington Star.
Hli Reputation.
Miss Medlcus (sister of the new vil
lage doctor) Have you heard of Dr.
Medlcus about here?
Native Rather, mum! Do you see
that hearse and carriages gein' by over
there? That's one of hid funerals.
Harrier's Weekly.
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 26c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
TJanal Daah of Cold Water.
Borus I've been nearly dead for sleej
during the last week. I could scarcely
keep awake while I was writing that storj
that was printed yesterday.
Naggus I can easily believe It. It af
fected me the same way while I was read
ing it from sympathy, I suppose.
There is one thing that will
cure it Ayer's Hair Vigor.
It is a regular scalp-medicine.
It quickly destroys the germs
which cause this disease.
The unhealthy scalp becomes
healthy. The dandruff disap
pears, had to disappear. A
healthy scalp means a great deal
to you healthy hair, no dan
druff.no pimples.no eruptions.
The best kind of a testimonial
"8 Til for over sixty years."
Jk Had
An
bv J. 0. Aver Co.. Lowell.
Also manufacturers of
7 SARSAPARILLA.
yers
PILLS.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
For that
Dandruff
Crimp t'rut Holla.
One pint wurm water, one cake com
pressed yeast, one-half tuhlespoonful
salt.. Always test tho yeast; break
yeast In tumbler, add one-half table
spoonful of sugar and fill tumbler with
a part of the warm water. If the yeast
rises to the top of the water In a short
time It Is good; If not, It Is not fit to
use. Have warm sifted flour In pan
and make a hole In center of It, pour
In warm water, yeast and salt, mix In
a soft dough and let It stand until it
doubles Itself, then roll out and cpt Into
strips with a sharp knife and form Into
long, slender rolls. Let them stand until
they double themselves, then bake.
Makes about twenty-four rolls, and If
temperature Is right It only takes about
three hours to bake them.
IIorae-Made Corned Ileef.
Ituh Into the beef a mixture of one
part saltpeter to ten parts gait, and
when so much has been rubbed In that
the salt lies (fry on tho surface set
aside for twenty-four hours In a cold
place, before repeating the process. Set
aside again for twenty-four hours. At
the end of that time put over the fire
five gallons of water, one gallon of
salt, four ounces of saltpeter and one
and a half pounds of brown sugar. Boll
for ten minutes, then set aside until
stone cold. Wipe the beef carefully,
put the beef In the pickle and set It In
a cold place. If this pickle shows signs
of spoiling remove the beef, wash and
wipe and prepare more and stronger
brine for It.
nhnbarb Tie.
Skin and chop two cups of rhubarb
before measuring. Mix IVi cups sugar
and two tublespooufuls of flour to
gether, and add to the rhubarb; then
add the yolks of two eggs, t slightly
beaten, and one teuspoonful of butter.
Line a pie plate with plain paste. Fill
with the mixture and bake In a moder
ate oven until the rhubarb is soft
Cover with a meringue made of the
whites beaten stiff, add two tablespoon
fuls of powdered sugar and continue
beating. Pile, lightly on the pie and
bake In a slow oven about fifteen min
utes. If the rhubarb Is scalded before
using some of Its acidity Is lost, so less
sugar Is required.
Sweet Apple Pickles.
Select smooth apples below medium
size and have them uniform ; peel care
fully and leave the stems on ; allow two
quarts of vinegar, four pounds of light
brown sugar, one ounce each of ground
cinnamon and cloves; tie the snlce In
little cheesecloth bugs and some sticks
of whole cinnamon ; when scalding hot,
put In enough apples to cook well:
when they can be easily pierced with a
broom straw, skim out In a store Jai
and cook the other apples ; pour the hoi
vinegar over the pickles, turn an In
verted plate or saucer over the Jar and
tie up securely with white muslin.
Plain Duff.
Sift a quart of flour with two tea
spoonfuls of baking powder and a tea
spoonful of salt, add a teacupful of fine
ly chopped suet, and when well mixed
stir In a cup of currants and just
enough water to make a stiff dough.
Tie up In a floured cloth, leaving room
for swelling and drop Into a kettle of
boiling water. Boil for one hour. Eat
with brown sugar.
Strawberry Jam.
Cap the berries and to each pound
of fruit allow three-quarters of a pound
of granulated sugar. Put the berries
Into the preserving kettle, bring very
slowly to a boll, so that they will not
scorch, and boll for a half-hour, stirring
hard and often, Dip out the superflu
ous juice and set aside for Jelly. Add
sugar to the berries, and cook for twen
ty minutes more. Put In glasses.
Salad Dressing,
Beat the yolk of one egg thoroughly,
adding salad oil until very thick. Now
add the stiffened white of the egg, a
gill of rlnegar and a small tablespoon
ful of flour. Beat hard until there are
no lumps, then boil over a slow fire,
stirring steadily until thick. Keep In
the Icebox. When needed dilute with
cream or vinegar and season to taste.
Prune Whip.
Soak, stew and stone two dozen small
or eighteen largo prunes. Chop very
fine. Make a meringue of five eggs, add
ing powdered sugar to taste, and beating
very stiff. Whip In the prune pulp a
little at a time until you have a brown
frothy mixture. Serve In chilled glasses
with spoons.
Cold Slaw.
Wash a firm, white cabbage and lay
In cold water for half an hour. With
a sharp knife cut Into shreds, dropping
these Into Iced water. When ready to
serve drain in a colander, shaking hard,
and pour over all a cold boiled salad
dressing.
The nnmher of timber sleepers on rhe 1
- ill t t ,
railways of the world is calculated to be
about l,4!)4,fX)O,0OO.
Save the Babies.
INFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize that of
all the children horn in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly
one-quarter, die hefore they reach one year; thirtyseven per cent, or more
than one-third, befouo they are five, and one-half before they are fifteen!
We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma
jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these
infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures
and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or
morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity
they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria
operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of
Chas, H. Eetcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the
pores of the skin and allays fever.
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AVtMtetable Preparation for As.
1milatintJ the Food anrl Regula
ting the Stomachs and Bowels of
Promotes DigestionCheerful
ness and Rest.Contalns neither
Opnim.Morphine nor Mineral
wot Narcotic.
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ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
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DECAY Is not digestion, you
know, even when it takes
place In the stomach.
Food decayed In the body
after being eaten is as dangerous to
health as food decayed before being eaten.
Food nourishes or poisons, just accord
ing to how long it remains In .the Bowels
undigested..
Cascarets are the simplest and surest
safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet
discovered.
Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as
thick as your watch, which fits Into the
vest pocket or lady's purse as if it grew
there.
In this round-edged Enamel Box are
found six small Candy Tablets.
One of these toothsome tablets works
wonders for digestion.
Soon as placed in the mouth It starts
the Saliva flowing, which at once gets to
work dissolving it.
The Saliva becomes blended with the
Candy Cascaret tablet, and from tho
moment they start going down your
throat together they start working to
gether. Now, what do they work at? Bowel
work, of course Digestion.
Most of the Digestion occurs In the
thirty feet of Intestines that connect with
the Stomach.
They are lined with a set of little
mouths, that squeeze Digestive Juices
Into" the Food eaten.
The Digestive Juices thus mix with
the food, just as Saliva mixes with Cas
caret tablets, dissolving and changing
that food. Into nourishment, as it passes
along the channel.
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AuHtro-IIungnrians have settled in New
England in the last three years.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.
Dr. A. F. Peeler, of St Louis, Mo., says: "I have prescribed your Castoria
In many cases and have always found it an efficient and speedy remedy."
Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have prescribed your Cas
toria In my practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself and
benefit to my patients."
Dr. Edward Parrish, of Brooklyn, N. T., says: "I have used your Cas
toria in my own household with good results, and have advised several
patients to use it for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm."
Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, says: "Having during the past six
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heartily commend its use. The formula contains nothing deleterious
to the most delicate of children."
Dr. C. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., says: "Your Castoria is an ideal
medicine for children, and I frequently prescribe it While 1 do not advo
cate the indiscriminate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria Is an
exception for conditions which arise in the care of children."
Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Your Castoria holds the
esteem of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprie
tary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and chil
dren. In fact, it Is the universal household remedy for infantile ailments."
Dr. H. F. Merrill, of Augusta, Me., says: "Castoria is one of the very
finest and most remarkable remedies for infants and children. In my
opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can
furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality as to its efficiency
and merits."
Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During the last twelve
years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the best
preparations of the kind, being safe in the hands of parents and very ef
fective In relieving children's disorders, while the ease with which such
a pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage."
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
rears
riftfl.ru triA Niomntnia nt'
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
the eiHTAun oom NNT. tt auns Tirr, new Yon eirr.
Food may
Poison
The Intestines are also lined with mil
lions of little suction pumps, that draw
the' Nutriment from Food, as it passes
them in going through.
This Nutriment Is then carried into the
Blood, and spread over the Body as
Brain, Bone and Brawn.
But, when the Bowel-Muscles are weak,
the Food moves too slowly to stimulate
the little Gastric Mouths and there is no
flow, or too little flow of Digestive Juice,
to change the food into nourishment.
Then, the food decays in the Bowels,
and In the thirty feet of Intestines.
When this Decay begins the little suc
tion pumps draw Poison from the decayed
Food, into the blood, Instead of the Nutrl
tion it should have drawn.
Now, Cascarets contain the only com
bination of drugs that Stimulates these
Muscles of the Bowels and Intestines just
as a Cold Bath, or open-air Exercise,
stimulates a Lazy Man.
Cascarets therefore act like Exercise.
They produce the same sort of Natural
result that a Six Mile walk In the country
would produce, without any injurious
Chemical effect.
The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box Is sold
by all Druggists, at Ten Cents.
Be sure you get the genuine, made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and
never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped
"CCC."
tr FREE TO OUR FRIENDS!
We want to send to oar friends s beautiful
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measare of good faith and to cover cost of Cascarets,
With which tKltTalnty trinket is loaded.") 7iS
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