YTL .1 vvnen tne Hair Falls Then It's time to act! No Hm to study, to read, to experi ment! You want to save your hair, and save it quickly, too! So make up your mind this very minute that if your hair ever comes out you will use oyer's Hair Vieor. It mikP the scalp healthy. The hair stays In. It cannot An no thing else. It's nature's way. n kla testimonial -Oold lor over aixty years."' A BB H- Ay;r 0o- "". ISO manufaoturftn of CHEWY PECTORAL I Tti inn iMinwiiiiimMuJ Neirlected Opportunities. Mr. Sldener had made his first pub lic Speech. His BUbloct WflB imltl. Iniquities of Industrial economy and ..c iiu ins treatment had been ade quate. He was not sure. He waited ior nis wires verdict, but she was strangely silent She hud listened to him from the gal lery of the town hall, and im hnti expected her to meet him at the door afterward, and to say, as soon as they were out of heariug, "Oh, it was simply Brum, iwiuy r nut they were half-way home, and she had said nothing of the num. "Well," he began, awkwardly, when iie couiu Dear it no longer, "what did you tiinik of my speech?" "What you suld was all right," she answered, with guarded enrhiiuinom "But it seemed to me you didn't make tne most of your opportunities " "Opportunities?" repeated Mr. Slde ner. "What do you mean. KffleV" "Why," Mrs. Sidener replied, "you nuu ever so many chances to sit down Deiore you did." A Bruin t Her Better Juti. "Ain't you rather young to be left In charge of a drug store?" "Perhaps so, ma'am; what can I do for you?" "Don't your employers know It' Ann. gerous to leave a mere boy like you in cuargo or sucn a plnce7" I am competent to servo win madam, if you will make known your wants." "Don't they know you mlerht nnlaon some one?" "There is no danger of that miwlnm what can I do for you?" "I think I better go to the stnrn Innrn ine street." "I can serve you Just as well n can aim as cneapiy." "Well, you can eive mo a -Pnnf stamp, but It don't look right" Hous ton fost. Onr Tendencr to Worahlp Heroee. The names of many heroes hnvo h-on presorved for posterity In th rmm. claturo of places In the United Httoa evidence of our tendency to Indulge in hero worship to quite an extent. We have postofltces boarinir tha nnm r every President down to and including Roosevelt Only two of his predeces sors are lacklnc In the Hut nt n,, V. vvuuu CO. Naturally, the favorite In the naming ot towns ana counties is Washington, i i oniy resident for whom a State has been named. Rut nrwa than Presidents enlov th hnnnM W-M MSUJk S. Successful soldiers, sailors, statesmen, editors, authors. Inventors. th h of ancient history and mythology, and ereu uuuuiar BCTOrS and nth of on .h... a nite distinction. Our list of post offlces is a long one and contnin t.In,.. from almost every language, living and ucuu, nuu cnosen on almost vr coivable principle or Impulse. Two counties in Kansas present a curious association of Ideas. Greeley County has for Its capital a town called Tri bune, and Ulysses is the countv ant Grant Unkind. Mrs. Blondine My late husband was jeaious to tne last. Mrs. Neighbors Indeed ! Mrs. Blondine Yes. died be requested nie Bot to wear mourning ror him and h Wt, - m JVSUaV d better In black than anything else. Dalatilr 1idhh.iI The author bad been dragged faint ing from a crowd of shannon "Almost like my last book," be mur mured, recovering hi a MnM. The listeners, befmr of doltf ceptlon, knew then that the book had rauen dead from the press. Phlladel lum ruDiic Ledger. Deafness Cannot Re cui ffl&fc??' S?5b the ',, ib vausbu dy an in- flam.d oondltlon of the mucoui lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube la fnllamed V7 .-""' mo uiuammaiion can be fnf,?,?"' Ill ft1."'! J?'- U normal ".: '." u" aenroyea forever: iki.ii .l. .len eauied by Catarrh We Will ff-lVA Cln Tii . z " , -v-. DD ivnuocu uy viarrni mat can ClrculVrMreeby C"h tUre' Sf Sold hv T)martf1ata 1h ' WV Ilomart Pie. Boll and drain a ouartnr u.....uroin ; it will tuke about twenty """uikb. l ut ii i ir or r n ...n buttered pie dish: take four tomatoes, fresh or tinned! turn mm.,,, of gruted cheese, two hard-boiled eggs which must be shelled and m,t i i. .' a little chopped onions, suit and pep- rin tne pie disn with this, add ing mushrooms, If In season; if not a uuiie cold mashed notnt, in rice, etc., may be added. put a table- nyooniui or putter In a srm.ii ,. pan, add a little tomato liquor, or some i uie ripe rruit Mix with a little water half a teasnoonfnl r ii.h ., ... - "ri ..iLic uiuBiura or ketchup; add this to the saucepan when It holla 0i- - -- "i o"i wen and pour over the pie; cover with a uiicn layer of breadcrumbs and the rest of the macaroni; put on a uttlo wuuer nuu mne ror an hour. Cream of Potato Soup. Pare three good-sized potatoes; eov er them with bolllni? ra , liVO minutes, drain and throw away the water. Cover them with one pint of boiling water: add n k1Ip - bit of celery cut Into small pieces or a quarter of a teasooonfui nt Ji seed, and a bay leaf. Cover and cook slowly until the nornrnoa n J. v. icuuer, Press the whole through a colander Add one auart of miiir tk u. two tablespoonfuls of butter and two of flour. Add to the carefully until smooth: add n rn. spoonful of -salt a dHh nt no ' " UX1U press through a very fine sieve. Re heat and serve at once. Hall's Family 1'lUi are the belt. H0H;.?UITON--Aaye, and Chemist. Kii'i"1!.?' ? P'ic"''- Control aiid Urn- uj R.Vr "werencei Uarbonate Na- IktGtiMiitTOWER'i POMMEL SLICKER ; HAS BEEN ADVERTISED ANV SOLD FOR A QUARTER OF A CfNTUEY. ; Lirvt all CLOTHING. n is mm of the bt materials, in black or yellow, full ?u&rante(l. and sold by reliable dealer everywhere. STICK TO THE . SIGN OF THF FKH TOWER CANADIAN C0 tiwhd. A J.TOWIR eo, ' I TORONTO. CAM. MOSTON Mitt nai . loa 11 . Wanted to Know. "I had tramp for dinner to-dn "Is this some of him?" nird w nusoand, poking his fork Into the meat ratner suspiciously. Houston Post The Dlirr... A. II. Klrkland Of Boston In mnAnt Ing a fight aealnst the mnth w ho. Imported from Zurich a great quantity Ul ",ui" parasites, and w th tha han of the little creatures! ho mil pie of Massachusetts hope to obliter ate me mom completely. "Our work may succeed," said Mr Klrkland recently, "dr w somewhere, and It may fail. It must nuuueeu it we make no mlstVDi h then, you know, mistakes are common. Mistakes are common everywhere. I heard a lawyer and a dortnr nn. Ing one another this afrprnrmn .h.,t .v.vwu MkWU. mem. "'You make a rood mnnv mi a. tubes, i suppose,' the lawyer said. " 'You too, no doubt, said the doc tor. '"But doctors' mistakes are often Duriea deep under ground,' said the lawyer. " 'Yes,' said the doctor, 'and law yers' mistakes often swing six feet In the air!'" 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Opposite poatomoe. rvuriiiti ruuu-ir you want your Bens to lay more eggs write as for free particulars about PU K1NA POULTRY FEEJDS-Acme Mills Co.. Portland, Oregon. PIANOS A ORGANS - Oldest piano bouse on Pa cific coast. Organs and Pianos on easy payments. Write for list. Let us quote you a price. Alien A tiilbert-Ramaker Co., Portland, Oregon. TELEGRAPHY TAUGHT FREE. Com- ?lete course and position seoured when graduated his offer good only for short time. Write for par ticulars. PACIFIC TELEGRAPH INSTITUTE (fraud Theatre Building, Portland, Oregon. P. N. U. No. 22-09 rSMw flnd w,nloWi Soothing Speaking- In All Candor. Miss Peachley Mr. Spoonamore, have I ever eiven vou eoorl ronn tn v,ii. t preferred you to other young men and wanted to marry you 7 Mr. Spoonamore No, to tell the truth, you never have. I learn from the other fellows that you kiss them good night when they go away, the same as you do Starred Haddock. Take a good-sized hnririi, - fins and tail, leaving the head on, and thoroughly drylnir the fish t a stuffing of two ounces of chopped suet, two tablosDoonfiila k vr crumbs, one dessert spoonful of pars- miAeu neros), one egg, salt and It Into the fish. Sew up the slit with needle and thread. Place in well greased basting-tin, and brush it over with egg or milk. Sprinkle with one tablespoonful of breadcrumbs and bake three-quarters of ate oven, basting it occasionally. Salt-Rldlng- Bread. Into a pint of scalding" water stir two teaspoonfuls of snir enough flour to make a soft dough. Beat for ten minutes. ' wW IU (j, warm place for eight hours, into a pint of lukewarm milk etir a teaspoon ful of salt, add enough flour to make ouu oatter. then worir thi. risen dough. Mix well, cover and set again In a warm nlnr tn , very light Turn into a wooden bowl and work in enough flour to make an ordinary bread dough. Knead well make into loaves and set tn riQQ, light before baking. EH INIiii'urniiiiiiJiuill.lllilHilniHIiiiliiiiuitnilnlin ilii':lliilHililiiMNliHlim(iiiM(i)ll1 AV(?efable PrpnnMlinn fni- & a slmilaiing lucFoodandBegula ting thz Stairwells andBowels of Promotes DigestioaCheerfur- Lconiui nr.i i 1 1 1 i -i v iiui nnn (Wum(Morphiiie norfiiieraJL ui aahcotic. Anprferl Ppmorlir fnrr,.i'. Tlon, Sour StotMch.Diarrhoca i vorms convulsions Jevensh neas ernd Loss of Sleep. Fax Simile Signature of NEW YORK. II j nnlihiiiin'llhllhilliiiT! Hilltltii roL H i i hum W-4 m 1 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature IF 'M&vmw m ill EXACT COPY OF WBAEfiEH. M in Use For Over Thirty Years THl Of NTAUR OHMMV. NCW TOOK OITV. IJ" No Hope of Agreement. 'I am sorrv tn hoar nr.i-i.tt v . """anus and his wife can't live together in peace, inere Is too much obstinacy on both sides tnats the trouble, isn't it?" . "Yes; he's a standpatter, and she's a standpouter." FITC 2" Vltu'. Po-e and all Nervous Diseases treatise. Ur. II. H. Klin. , Ld., 3l Arch St., Phlla.,P. Amending the Declaration. "My friends," exclaimed the candidate, In a fine burst of .disinterested patriotism, I don t want this office if you think I am unworthy to fill Ir ! uv niuuuwl n IK rnnlr a H nl. water. "And I might add," he proceeded, "that my candidacy is not the result of any cor rupt political bargain." . "Yes, you might," Interrupted, an old farmer in the audience; "but if you did you'd be lyiV like Sam Hill 1" Didn't Mind the Machines. , "I hcme" ald the renter of room No. 1197, 'that the rattle of .the typewriters in my office doesnt annoy j-ou." "No, sir, it does not," responded the crusty capitalist whose office was No 1109; "but their gabble does annoy me exceedingly." Chicago Tribune. To Break In New Shoes. SMS l.n,ro"in nal,s Ml bunions. Af !n v suf?gti t f.Sni Shoe, 8tore,' 2Ao- r,f,n ' cpt Hla Tarn Cnni.. "The boys are saying that Gayman cleaned you out in the little game you had at the club the other evening" "He did but I've bought the summer hotel at the resort owr in ni,i- .u.. he always spends his vacations. Don't say anything to him about it, will you?" White Fruit Cake. Cream a half cud of burrow . cup of sugar, beat In n hni cold water and the whites of Slx eggs r ?; AUU a P'nt of flour that u0 u wen sirted w th n hooi V. It i 11 at I MI lm spoonful of baking powder, then fold in lightly a Quarter mm t , "X' VJL Ull II 1 -'( 1 crystallized cherries, a quarter cup of """""w uimonns out ntA Zllfl1 y nf A . mvor wltu rose water. If It is nim .n , .u uu in a steady oven. Cover with Elevates Water by WATER POWER THE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM n HEN writing to adrertUen plM 3 IN CONSTANT AGONY. A Wltst Virginian's Awful Distress Through Kidney Troubles. W. L. Jackson. merchAnt nt Po.l, ersburg, W. Va., says: "Driving about 1,11 ij5 in bad w e a t h n r tNV brought kidney tron- i 1 t Buffered twenty years wita anarp, cramp ing pains in the back and urinary disor ders. I often had to get np a dosen times T4W I mgu to urinate. itetention set in, and I was ohl I ottA tn tiA the catheter. I took tn mv K.i .-j nuu the doctors failing to help, began using iuu a xvmney ruiH. xtie urine soon came freely again, and the pain grad ually disappeared. I have been cured eight years, and Jthough over 70, am as active as a boy." Sold by alt dealers.' 60 cents a box, Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Green Apple Pie. One heanliifir ennfui nf n0n saltspoonful of salt, and from one-third to one-half of a cupful of butter and lard mixed. Mix the baking powder and salt with the flour and rub in the lard. Mix quite .tiff with cold water Roll OUt, put the htittor- An i in little pieces, and snrinHo ,i.u Fold over and roll out. Roll up like a iviae in two narta nni roll to fit the plate. ' nd , Short SuiTKeatlona. Enameled ware Is easily cleaned with yvtrucicu pumice stone. Cream may be prevents ping from the spout of a pitcher bv ZT ? 1 U81ue 01 100 sP9it with a uuiB uuuer. A small piece of candle may be made to burn all nleht bv nnttin., dered salt on it until it reaches the uim-ACBi. yari 01 tne WlCK. Candles should be stnrprl fn, i .. " ria eight weeks before belns im will then burn more brightly and more owwiy man wnen lighted at once. If when Ironing a curtain you dis cover a hole in it, take a piece of the best part of an old curtain, a little larger man tne nole. and din tho In cold starch. Then place it over the hole and afterward Iron over It h Wtd MW V ' ' 1 '5f 1 twit ufAn $W&L rf$ PUMPS AWAY UNCEASINGLY WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION JHE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM i, a simply constructed and inexpensive machine that can utilize a small fall of water for the purpose of raising a portion of it to any desired height, hi, the farmer, friend in the dry season" and mdispewable to those owning land high above ditche, It will furnish water for domestic purpose,, even elevating pure water of the span by mean, of the impure .or muddy water, a, found in some stream Require, no attention." Pracucauy no cost of maintenance, there being no part, to get out of order A ram wffl pay or itself in a ,hort time. Evey ram Med J g.v.ng unnost .abaction. We keep a large ,tock constantly on hand. Write to our Hydraulic Department today for illustrated literature. Columbia Engineering Works Tenth and Johnson Streets PORTLAND, OREGON