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THE RED STORM Or the Days of Daniel Boone M B JOEL ROBINSON 1 Men and 'Women of Every Occupation Suffer Miseries, from Kiuuty Complaint. J. C. Lightner, 703 So. Cedar St., Abilene, Kansas, is one of the thou sands who suffer from kidney trou bles brought on by daily work. "1 first noticed it eight or ten years ago," said Mr. Lightner. "The dull pain in the back fairly made me sick. It was hard to get up or down, hard to straighten, hard to do any work that brought a strain on the back. I had frequent attacks of gravel and the urine was passed too often and with pain. When I used Doan's Kidney Pills, however, all traces of the trou ble disappeared and have not returned. I am certainly grateful." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box, Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N, Y, CHAPTER XXV. A maiden approached tha station, and Reynolds and Joel Logstoa hastened to open the postern for her admittance. It was Innls McKee; she entered, pale and agitated, and asked to be conducted to Captain Boone. Elisabeth, who had hastened to meet her, took her kindly by the hand and led her Into the block house. "This Is Captain Boone," said Lhule. Let me breathe a moment: I am ex i . . . ... .... cttea; my nMrt beats very fast," re turned Innls. "I have come to sneak about the treaty proposed by Captain Du Wuesne, Girty and others." said Innls. when she had grown somewhat calmer, Then y0n were sent here?" asked Boone. No. no! T nmi of mi awn aiwkrrl'" answered Innls earnestly. Ana for what purpose, young worn an?" Inquired the captain. To sare you all from destruction: the treaty talked of Is but a trap to destroy you. If you go out of the fort, you will never come back; you will be seized and perhaps slain on the snot!" added Innls with 'Increasing fervor. Who are you?" asked ths captain, In a more kindly tone. Ihe young girl hesitated, and then. covering her face with her hands, replied: "My name Is Innls McKee." "That unfortunlt!" muttered Joel to himself. "Alas, sir, why should I attempt to conceal what is so well known? The perfidy of my father fills me with shsma. The plot is simply this: When you go out to make your terms with Du Quesne you will be seised and not allowed to return to the fort A large Dartv of warriors will surround you and effectu ally cut off retreat The nrlnelniil man being captured, the station will be great ly weakened and forced to surrender, when a horrible scene of butcher will follow. Knowing this, I have hastened hither, In order to prevent a catastrophe so dreadful." "You have acted nobly, and all these helpless women and children will thank you; and not only they, but these gal lant men, who are their -natural protect ors," said Boone feelingly. Don t you know anything of the two young women who were carried away by Girty?" asked Joel I have seen them," returned Innls. "Perhaps somethln' can be done to lib- erate the gals," suggested Joel. . "I think so," replied Innls. 'The affair of the treaty must first be attended to," resumed Boone, recovering his wonted serenity of Knowing as we do their Intention. T think we may safely meet them, under certain conditions." "Name them," said Flemlne. "Send them word that we will meet them sixty yards from the block-house. in the block-house we will station nur sharpest shooters. If they attemDt to seize us, let them shoot down the first who lifts a hand." "Very good," said Logston. "They'll object to meet you within sixty yards of the fort," said Reynolds. "Then we will not attempt to treat with them," returned the pioneer. "Now the next question to be decided is, when shall we meet them?" "To-morrow morning," said Reynolds, "for by putting It off to that time, wc may have a more quiet night, and obtain some rest." "The Idea Is a happy one," rejoined Mr. Alston. ' "Mr. Reynolds, take a white flag, mount to the top of one of the cabins, and tell them we will meet them to morrow morning early, In order to fix the terms of a treaty," added Boone. The night which followed was by no means a quiet one, as the pioneers had hoped; for there was much firing and bravado on the part of the savages. In the morning the overtures of Girty were renewed, and considerable parleying en sued. He said Du Quesne was at the present time absent, hurrying up the re inforcements and cannon, but would be with them by noon. Girty ' affirmed, moreover, that Du Quesne left highly In dignant that his merciful offers were so obstinately and foolishly rejected; find the moment of his return would be a signal to batter down the works, and let four hundred furious savages upon them. The scene that would inevitably follow, he would leave to the imaginations of the good people of Boonesborough. "If you have any regard for me, cap'en, I hope you will let me fire," said Logston, In a persuasive tone. "Be patient, Joel," returned the cap tain. "The measure of his stns Is full and runnin' over," added Logston. Girty ceased speaking, and nothing of Importance took place on either side un til a little past noon, when he again ap peared, with the announcment that Du Quesne had returned, and the cannon and relnforcemets had reached them, The noble captain had commlssiond him to say that the following persons would be permitted to leave Boonesborough be fore they would commence the assault which would be final and decisive, and result in the total destruction of the sta tion, vis; Mr. Alston and family, Mr. Fleming and son, and any relatives of Eliza Ballard who might be there, save Bland Ballard, the scout These gener ous and humane terms he advised the above-named to accept, as they held out the only chance of life that now remained. He pledged his word solemnly, that not a single shot should be fired whllo they were leaving the statlou, and the very best treatment should he extended to them. "Geutlemen, do you hear this offer you are at perfect liberty to accept or reject It," said Daniel Boone. i me not the gross Injustice to Imagine that I shall listen to such a pro posal for a moment" replied Mr. Alston, quickly. "I'd rather stay and perish where I am," said Fleming, with an honest glow of indignation. "When I lea ve Boones borough, I'll leave It lust as tha rest do I never left my friends in the hour of trouble, and by the help of God I never win," ne added. "But your families!" resumed Boone. ir in . i . . . w' snare tne rate or our dear neighbors and defenders!" exclaimed Mrs. Alston and Mrs. Fleming, slmuu taneously. - "Noble souls! noble souls!" cried Cap. tain Boone, passing his stalwart hand across his eyes. "Who's comln out?" cried Girt v. "Not a single soul, you contemptible cretur r said Joel. "To prayers, then, every one of ye, for the sun of your lives is settln', and won t never rise on. ye ag'ln. Let your dyln' speeches be short, or many on ye "u" sn u irom your Knees arore your scalps'll be called for In a hurry. I reckon most on ye'll be loth to lose 'em!" retorted Girty. Joel again entreated the eantntn to Ut him fire, but with no better success than Derore. Girty had disappeared, and In about an hour McKee came out and affirmed that Du Quesne, still considerate and merciful, had finally concluded to accede to their most unreasonable terms, and would meet them within sixty' yards of tne rort when he and the prlnolpal cniers and leaders of the exnaditlnn would Hear what they were wllllnir tn do; and It was arranged that the meet ing should take place Immediately. CHAPTER XXVI. Captain Boone stationed his men In the block-house to command a view of the parties, and where they could cover tnem with, their rifles. "If they lay hands on us and attemnt to detain us, Are, and we'll willingly In cur tne risk or being hit And. mark me, remember Girty and Du Quesne!'' said the pioneer, when, with his two companions, Fleming and Logston, he was ready to leave the fort. "I think it would be well." said Joel. "for each of ns to conceal some kind of a weapon under our hunting frocks. I've an Idea that we shall feel the need on 'em afore we get back." "It Is well thought of." replied Boone. "Our hunting knives will answer thn purpose." Enjoining It upon the men to. observe well their instructions, the gates were opened and the three men passed ont: and their friends who remained watched their footsteps with Intense Interest. They were met within the specified dis tance by a numerous party, among whom were three Frenchmen, Girty, Mc Kee and several chiefs. "That does not agree with my notions of a friendly and honorable treaty," said Reynolds, .who, with his rifle at a loop hole, was observing all that was trans piring. "There are too many there; they mean no good; keep a sharp look out." A discussion of considerable length now ensued; and so far as those at the station could judge by appearance, ev erything was going on in the most amicable manner. But Reynolds did not relax his vigilance; he declared thnt on this occasion he would not be deceived by Indian cunning and French duplicity; and the settlers being left under his command, he ordered every man to cove with their rifles the bodies of those near est the captain and his associates and not to take their eyes for a single mo ment from the sights. The wisdom of this advice was soon apparent The good humor of the Frenchmen and the principal warriors seemed to increase. Innls McKee drew near to Reynolds and looked eagerly forth. "They will shake hands soon," she said, "and that will be the signal for seizing them." Innis stood pale and anxious at a loophole; for she had at that Instant caught a view of the form of her father, and he was very near Captain Boone. Reynolds quickly perceived her aglta tion and guessed the cause. "Don't fire at McKee," he said, in a low voice to his comrades. "I thank you very much!" exclaimed Innls; "for I know he does not deserve mercy at your hands." "The service you have rendered us, fair Innls, justly entitles you. to consid eration," replied Reynolds. "Alas! he is so different from what I wish him to be, that his death could scarcely shock me more than his life; and yet I cannot see him within range of your rifles without a feeling of hor ror. Look! look! they stretch forth their hands!" cried the maiden. Instantly the women screamed with alarm, for they beheld the captain and his men seized by the savages; for the moment they had extended their hands they were grasped by the powerful war riors, who attempted to drag them away. A desperate struggle had already com- rnoncod when the sharp crack Of more than a dozen well-aimed rifles scattered their enemies like autumn leaves. The athletic pioneers dashed down those nearest thorn and ran toward the fort under a heavy shower of balls. Androw and Ebony, who had been stationed at the gate for that purposo, opened It In haste, and the bravo men throw thomHolvus In, bleeding from a few, slight wounds, and panting with exor tion. "Well done, my gallant boys!" cried the captain, as ho precipitately entered the block-houso, "That lire was a lev eior." "They fell down strangely," said Mr. Fleming. "Llttlo-Turtlo has gone under, I rather reckon," added Joel, casting from him a knife stslnod with deep crimson spots, "You've made a fine treaty, ' I sup pose?" said Alston, with a smile. , "We will leave you to draw your own inferences from what has Just hap pened," replied Fleming. "Did you see Captain Du Quesne?" asked Mr. Alston. Captain Boone colored, and seemed pained and emharrassod. "Yes, we've seen him! we've seen him!" excltilmod Logston, emphatically. Aiid then, as If to divert his thoughts from the subjoet, he trod on Vesuvius' tall, putting h I in Into a towering passion aud making him more than ever anxious to worry Andrew mid Ebony. "The fact of the case is," said Boone, seriously, "that our friend Logston be lieves he has mado a discovery. Captain Du Quesne, and Monsieur Le Bland are the same." "The same!" cried Alston, turning pale. "Ideutlully the same," returned Joel, with a scowl. "It cannot bo! It cannot be!" he ex claimed. "What do you think, Captain Boone?" "I am of Joel's opinion," replied the latter. "And you, Mr. Fleming?" resumed Al ston." "I'll venture to make the assertion that If Du Quesne were to dlo this very moment there wouldn't be such a man as Le Bland on the face of the earth." A dark frown passed over the usually placid face of Mr. Alston. "If this Is indeed true," he said at length, "this very hand shall punish the perfidy of the villain!" "Pervldln I don't get my eyes on him fust!" muttered Joel, while Vesuvius growled In concert, and Andrew and Ebony withdrew to the further part of the fort, Influenced by the most prudent motives. Boone remarked that It was certain Du Quesne, notwithstanding all the va porings of Girty, had no cannon, and therefore he should not think of surren dering, as he was of the opinion that they could not take the place without ordnance. (To be continued.) A story which conies from the Con- temporary Review bus a bearing con siderably brouder than the mere facts of the cuse; for the negro who is the central figure was possessed of a quality not infrequent in white of fenders, too the ability to magnify tne mote in nia neighbor s eye until the whole community forgets that he has a beam hi his own. He hud stolen the proceeds of a col lection thnt had been made for tha benefit of the minister, and the church had decided to try blin. The meeting was crowded. The preacher nresitled. After a statement of the charges, the accused man had a chance to be heard. He went forward and took the nlaoa of the preacher on the platform. "I ain't got nudln to say fo' mvse'f ." he began, In a penitent voice. "I's a po' niis'ftble sinner. But, bredren, so is we all mls'abie sinners. An' dn grend Book says we must ferglb. How many times, bredren? Till seben times? No, till eebenty times seben. Now I ain't sinned no sebentv times seben, an' I's jes' go' to sug- ges' dat we turn dis into a fergib ness meetln' an' ev'body in dis great comp'ny dat Is 'Willin' to ferglb. coma up now, while we sing one ob our dean oie hymns, an' shake ma han'." Then he started one of the nowerful revival tunes and they began to come, first those who had not given anv. thing to the collection and were not much Interested in the matter, any. way, then those who had not lost much, and then the others. Flnniiw they had all- passed before him ex cept one old lady. She stuck to her seat Then he said: "Dar's one po' mls'abie sinner still lef, dat won't ferglb, she won't fer- gib!" She was the old lady who hart con. tributed the largest sura. "Now, I sugges'." he went on. n a gentle, reasonable voice, "that we hab a season ob prayer on' gib dis po' mls'abie sinner one mo' chance." So after they had prayed and sung another hymn the old lady came up, too. 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