2 . A ..f ... J A SURE THING. LEXINGTON GROWS VOL. I LEXINGTON, OREGON, THURSDAY MAY 10, 1906 NO. 33 CHAFF FROM THE STRAW STACK If youf wife is growing restless, If she 'tentatively tugs, at the dingy win dow curtains, if she studies all the rugs; if she talks about wall paper, If she "views the window panes with an eye that sees them tarnished by a lot 'Of streaks and stains, then you may as well be as patient as a mouse, for, a 'feeble man can't stop tar, she will :soon be cleaning house, . , A Umatilla county school teacher recently wrote the mother of a pupil In order to get 'her views on corporal punishment. Following Is the reply: "Dear Miss You writ me about whipping my sun. 3 hereby give you permission to beet "him everytlme it is necessary to learn his lessons. . He Is just like his father; you have to lern him with a club. Pound nowledge Into himr I want him to get it and don't pay no attenshun to what his father says. I'll handle him." Some visitors were ' being shown over an English pauper lunatic asylum. They Inquired of their conductor what "method was employed to discover when the inmates were sufficiently re covered to leave. "We have a big trough of water," said the conductor, "and we turns on the tap. We leaves It running and tells 'em to ball out the water with pails until they've emptied the troughs" "How does that prove them?" asked one of the visitors. "Well," said the conductor, "them as " ain't Idiots turns off the tap." " SCHOOL NOTES pThe eighth grade class is working diligently now preparatory to the eighth grade examination the 17 and 18 of this month. 1 ' The ninth grade has about complet ed all its work but the Algebra. That will keep them busy the remaining few days of school. Following Is the financial statement regarding the Recital. Expenses, hall $3, drayage on piano $2, advertising $3, curtain 30 cents, wire 15 cents, total $8.45. Receipts at door $ 1 6.50 Balance $8.05. The balance will be divided equally between the two churches.' The school board has experienced considerable difficulty in obtaining satisfactory applications for the vacant positions. Any person who knows a good teacher will do the school a favor by having them send in an application for a position, JURY LIST. List of Circuit Court Jurors, drawn for the May term of Circuit Court which convenes on May 21, 1906. W. W. Brannon, farmer, Eight Mile; W. S. Smith, farmer, bouth lone; George 'Noble, capitalist, Mt. ! Vernon; J. B, Carmichael, farmer, Lexington; C H Bartholomew, farmer, I Pine City; Joseph Doherty, stockman, Lean; T. J. Carle, undertaker, South : lone; George W. Chapln, stockman, I Dairy; "" J."'S. Young, farmer, Eight Mile; James ' A. , Brown, . farmer, Gentry; Thos Graham, farmer, Dry Fork; J. H Frad, farmer, Gentry; Dan Summer, farmer Lexington; W. P. Dutton, farmer, Mt. Vernon; Julius Keithley, poultryman; Heppner; W. B Finley, stockman, Alpine; P. M. Garrigues, merchant,' Mt. Vernon; J. here Monday on a visit to his parents. L. W. Hill and wife were visitors In town Monday. Mr. Hill reports crops looking well in his locality northwest of Lexington. Attorney Sam E, Van Vactor was unanimously elected chairman of the democratric county central committee, w. ww.n5, uuulCr, ,.cw.v., ,a,so a member of the state committee farmer, Heppner; CbM Hams, hotel j m m Aprjl 25 keeper, Dairy; Stacy Roberts, farmer, '. -. . - - . . Dairy; Chas Allinger, carpenter, outh lone; J. L. Kincaid, farmer, South lone; A. H. Allen, farmer, Dairy; D. 0. Justus, sheep raiser, Mt. Vernon; A H. Stamp, farmer, Gentry; George Stevenson, farmer, Heppner; M. R. Morgan, farmer, South lone; M. F. French, farmer, Heppner; Perry Hopkins, carpenter, South lone; Ralph Benge, farmer, Lexington. ' COUNTY" NEWS, Heppner Gazette Andrew Reaney was up from Lex ington, Friday. Mr. Reauey reports that grain Is looking excellent in the Lexington wheat belt. Workmen are now at work on the ne-w home of the Gazette in the Abrahamsick building on May street. The building will be well fitted for the printing plant and the location will be much better than the present place. Heppner Times 1 , Heppner Blackman, "wh, was a car toonist on the San Francises Bulletin prior to the fire," returned to his home The Odd Fellows entertained a large crowd at their hall in this city last Thursday night. About 125 partook of the elegant lunch and a general good time Is reported. , , : N. A. Leach, traveling agent ' for Kerr, Gifford & Co., spent Sunday and Monday in lone which was one of the last places he v'sited on a trip to all their warehouses in Eastern Oregon, and. he says the prospects here are the best he has seen east of the range this year. NOTICE Bathing within the town limits, in Willow Creek, Is strictly forbidden If persisted in arrests will be made. W, G. Scott, 32-36 Mayor. V TRESPASS NOTICE. All persons are hereby warned against bathing in Willow creek within sight of my residence. Parties per sisting In doing so will be prosecuted tp the full extent of the law. 32-36 Mrs. Jane Pemland. BLACK HORSE Harvey Parsels had a narrow escape last Friday of being killed while plow ing, his team became frightened and tried to run away, throwing', him from his seat on the plow between the team and plow, tearing his clothing and cutting two severe gashes in one leg one gash almost to the bone, iIsq cut ting one arm. . The crops look very nice so-for, we hope it will continue so. Mrs. E. S. Duran was- a Lexington visitor Thursday last. W. G. Scott was a Black M-'drse visitor Thursday of last week:. Barney Doherty who got hurt is Im proving very rapidly. Mr. and Mrs. Duran spent Sunday last with George Mead and family, all enjoyed a pleasant day. It la Iaii5rouf to Neglect a Cold, How often do we hear it remarked: "It's only a cold," and a few days later learn that the man Is on his back with pneumonia. This Is of such common occurrence that a cold, how ever slight, should not be disregarded. Ceamberlain's Cough Remedy counter . abts any tendency of a cold to result tev pneumonia and has gained its gnat popularity and extensive sale b its; prompt cures of this most common ailment. It always cures and is pleas-, ant to take. For ea'e by W'- P.. Mc Millan, : " - ; , i ... ( Many nice Hats to offer, far below cost. Call before . they are all gone. , W E are offering odd suits of clothing in order to clean up our Stock far below cost of Manufacture. SHOES we have those to offer at SOcta. which cost at least $2.50 ' to $3.00 to make, they must ;go in order to make room for new goods. DRESS GOODS $1.50' values at 95 cents, $1.00 values .at 60 cents, 75 cent valuer at 40 cents, G5 cent Talues at 40 cents, 50 cent values at 30 cents, we must let them go at some price. ; GREAT values in Laces of all kinds, Irnbroideries, etc. LADIE'S Wash Skirts one half price. Ladie's Waists one half price, just one-half what these have for mally sold at. , We are determined to clean up our .' . stock. ' ; ', .......... R,S;v. Ceack 3$ roth ers COPYRIGHT 1905 U DAVID ADLER A SONS' Viai-A CLOTHING CO. MIlWAUKEt, , , GENTS Nice Neat Filling Suits, Coat Vest and Pants for the Low Price of $4.45 Just think of IT. .. THE Very. Latest Children and Boys Suits for $2.45. CALL and let us show you Goods and Prices that will simply astonish you. " BOYS Shirts from 35 cents up MEN'S Shirts from 50 cts. up We keep every thing. you use, eat and wear and buy as .close as any store in Morrow county, we own our 0 buildings and are in a position to handle our busi ness right and at a close margin. We take as much , pains with a small order and give it the same at tention as we do any of our large customers. We aim to handle the best of everything, give us a chance to figure with you we can do you good.' WE have just received some new Spring Work Buggies', Hacks. Don't buy a vehicle till you see ours and get prices. . . HARNESS is advancing every, day, we have bought ahead and can give you the advantage of the raise. This is no small item, harness that are high today will look cheap in three months from now, leather advancing every day. 1 BUY NOW. HARDWARE is advancing in,eome lines, we are pre pared to take care of you in this line to. Come and JAe SBty Store