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Am It Often Happen.
When our hero did his courting in the
gohlnn long ago,
He declared that her small fingers ncvet
real toll should know.
He'd protect those dainty digits ; he would
lalwr like a Turk,
And he'd never, never let her do a thing
that smacked of work.
For some six or seven winters have the
twain been married now,
But throughout them all our hero has
been faithful to his vow.
True, he lets her 'tend the furnace, lets
her carry in the coal,
But no real work. Good gracious! That
would jar his tender soul.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Boiled Froilnir.
Throe cups of granulated Hiignr two
cups of cold water, one teaspoonful of
roam of tartar. Boll these Ingredi
ents together until stiff enough to make
a ball of the consistency of putty when
dropped Into cold water. Turn out up
on a dish and stir to a cream with a
spoon or wooden spatula. Have ready
the beaten white of an egg and two tea-
spoonfuls of imwdered gum arable dis
solved In a very little water, end very
thick. When the beating of the sugar
makes It begin to turn white, add the
eggs and gum arable, and stir until
cool. This can Ik used at once, or will
keep for a month. When wanted, set
the vessel containing it In an outer pan
of hot water, and bent until soft enough
to spread on the cake.
nmonrce of Genius.
The editor looked over the manuscript
submitted by the village poet and frown'
ed.
"Here is one line," he said, "In which
you speak of 'the music of the cider
press.' How would you undertake to imi
tate the 'music' of a cider press?
"I should think it might be done with
a juice harp," answered the poet.
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To Save Heat.
Chop fine uny bits of mont, chicken,
Krk, venl, beef or what not, add nnd
chop Into nn'y cold fried or boiled eggs
which have been left over. Wncn the
whole Is cho))ed fine and thoroughly
mixed add one or two beaten eggs.' The
beaten eggs can be dispensed with ll
necessary. Add a little sweet milk for
moisture and enough cracker crumbs to
make the mixture easily handled. Sea
son with salt and pepper. Uoll into cro
quettes and fry In hot lard. If desira
ble the croquettes can be made Into
balls and fried to a crisp In half butter
and bulf lard.
Iloaton Baked Brans.
Soak a quart of beans In cold water
over night In the morning soak for
two hours In warm water. Drain, put
Into a pot with water enough to cover
them nnd bring slowly to a boll. When
tender pour off the surplus water and
put the beans Into a deep bake dish,
place a piece of deeply-scored bait pork
In the center, pour la a pint of water
In which the beans were boiled, stirring
Into this a half-cup of molasses and a
quarter teaspoonful of French mustard.
Cover and bake for at least six hours.
Broiled Sqnabs.
rick and draw the squabs and re
move their heads and feet Split them
down the backs, wipe out the bodies
with a damp cloth and lay them open
on a gridiron. Broil over a clear Are,
turning when necessary, and watching
carefully that they do not burn. Lay
on slices of buttered toast, put a lump
of butter on each bird, sprinkle with
gait and pepper and serve.
The ingredients that enter into S. S. S. and the method of com
bining and preparing them so that thev build up and strengthen
every part of the body, make it the greatest of all tonics. S. S. S. is nature's
remedy PURELY VEGETABLE nnd while it is restoring the lost aooe-
tite, overcoming that tired, run-down feeling, and other ailments common to Spring, which
warn us that it is necessary to take a tonic, it is purifying the blood of all poisons and waste
matters so that it can supply to the system the strength and nourishment it needs to keep it
in perfect condition during the depressing summer months that are to follow.
Spring is tne season when most every
one needs a tonic. It is nature's time for
renewing and changing; and as everything
puts on new life, the sap rises in vegetation,
the earth thaws out from its winter freezes,
and all respond to Spring's call to purge
and purify themselves, there is a great
change also takes place in our bodies. The
blood endeavors to throw off the poisons and
accumulations which have formed in the
system, and been absorbed by it, from the
inactive winter life, and calls upon every
member to assist in the elimination. The
system is often unequal to the struggle, the
appetite grows fickle, the energies give way,
the spirits are depressed, and a general run
down condition is the result.
Then the body must have assistance
it must be strengthened and aided by a tonic,
and S. S. S. is the ideal one. Being made
entirely from roots, herbs and barks, it does
not disagreeably affect the system in any way as do most of the so-called tonics on the market,
.which contain Potash or some other harmful mineral ingredient to derange the stomach and
digestion, unfavorably affect the bowels, or otherwise damage the health. S. S- S. tones up
the stomach and digestion and assists in the assimilation of food : it rids the system of that
always-tired, worn-out feeling, and imparts vigor and tone to every part of the body. It re
establishes the healthy circulation of the blood, stimulates the sluggish organs, and calms
the unstrung nerves which make one feel that he is on the verge of prostration. S. S. S.
gives an appetite and relish for food that nothing else does, and by its use we can find our
selves with as hearty, hungry an appetite in Spring as at any other season.
It acts more promptly and gives better and more lasting results than any other remedy,
and is absolutely safe because of its vegetable purity. Dyspeptic, irritable, nervous, debili
tated people will find S. S. S. is just the medicine that is needed for the purification of
the blood, which, from its diseased or impure condition, is causing their trouble, as well as
for toning up and helping the entire system. When you take your tonic this Spring do not
experiment, but get the best the tonic with forty years of success behind it, and the one
endorsed by the best people all over the country 5. S. S., THE GREATEST OF ALL
TONICS. It is necessary at this time, when the system is depleted and weakened at every
point, that the right remedy be used one that is especially adapted to the condition, and
S. S. S. has proved itself to be this remedy for many years. If it is taken at the first sign
of Spring the system will be so built up and strengthened that the disagreeable affections of
the season will not be felt as warmer weather comes on.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA.
AN EFFORT TO PULL THROUGH THE DAY. ,
I have used S. S. S. quite extensively and unhesitatingly
reoommend it as the best blood purifier and tonio made.
I am a machinist by trade and at one time my system was
so run down that by 10 o'clock every day I would be com
pletely exhausted, and It was with the greatest effort that
I oould pull through the balance of the day. Since taking
S. 8 S., however, all this has disappeared. I am a strong, .
vigorous man, abundantly able to do my day's work, my
appetite has been whetted up so that I oan eat anything,
my sleep is sweet and refreshing, and I know further that
It has purified my blood and put it in good condition. I
oannot speak too highly of your great remedy, S. S. 8.
817 W. Broad St., Columbus, O. A. B. MONTGOMERY.
SHE FOUND IT THE BEST SPRING TONIO.
On two oocasions I have used S. S. S. in the spring with
fine results. I can heartily reoommend it as a tonio and
blood purifier. I was troubled with headache, indigestion
and liver troubles, which all disappeared under the use of
8. 8. S. My appetite, which was poor, was greatly
helped. I oan eat anything I want now without fear of in
digestion, and my blood has been thoroughly cleansed of
all impurities and made rioh and strong again. As a tonio
and blood purifier it is all you olaim for it.
771 E. Main St., Springfield, O. MRS. G. "WIEGEL.
Chill Con Carnl.
Seed sit red chillies and cover with
boiling water. When tender scrape the
pulp Into water. Cut two pounds of
steak Into small pieces and fry brown
In butter or dripping, add flour and
brown It Then pour over It the chill
water, season with garlic and thyme
and simmer until the meat is tender
and the gravy thick.
Whole Wheat Mnfllns.
Into a quart of whole wheat flour stli
a teaspoonful of salt and two teaspoon
fuls of baking powder. Into a pint and
a half of rich milk stir throe beaten
eggs. Add this mixture to the flour,
Btlr In a tablespoonful of melted short
ening and beat very hard for some min
utes. Turn Into greased muffin tins and
bake In a hot oven.
Wars to Keep Bread.
Bread can always be kept well In a
closed tin box. Another good way to
keep It Is to sprinkle each loaf with
flour, and then tie them up In paper
bags, which are hung on hooks In the
pantry. When ready to use, brush ofl
the flour and rub with a soft cloth wet
In cold water, then place In the over foi
five minutes.
Avoid Breakage.
Thin glass Is less likely to be broken
by boiling water than glass which Is
thicker, since It allows the heat to pass
through It more quickly. A tentmoon
put Into a tumbler before pouring In
boiling water will often prevent the
glass from cracking, especially If vou
pour the water in very slowly.
Clean Lemons Before Using-.
Before grating lemons, It Is well to
wash them In a basin of lukewarm
water, for on examination it will be
found that the outside of a lemon Is
anything but clean, and If put under a
microscope, It will be discovered to
have tiny black pecks on It which are
the minute eggs of an Insect
Molasses Candy.
Boll together a cupful each of mo
lasses and brown sugar and a table
spoonful each of vinegar and butter.
When a drop hardens In cold water
beat In a scant teaspoonful of baking
powder, stir hard and turn Into but
tered pans to harden. As It harden!
cut or break Into pieces.
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During the year 1904 Siam exported
more than $12,000,000 worth of rice,
eakwood is second in value.
Mothers will find Mr-. Winslow's Soothing
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In Sonora, Mexico, alone, about f40,
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