Not Bo Remarkable.
Tarker Hear about the lire thin
morning? Haven people bnreljr escaped
With their liven. UBiimrkable, wasn't it?
Kerwin I fail to aee anything very
remarkable about It.
Parker Why, Isn't it remarkable that J
xne soveu people escaped with their
Kerwin No. ..Had itlioy escsperl with
out their lives' fc, would hare been truly
remarkable. I. v
PUo'a Cure in a good coueh. inetyclne.
It has cured couifhs and colds for.i'orty
years. At dniKK'sts. ! cents.
Persian Dinner.
Terslnn dinners are very much like
ours, only turned the wrong way
round. The ,fenst Is ' preceded by
pipes while ten, and sweets are handed
about. Then tlw servants of the house
appear, brining In a long leather
sheet, which they spread in the mlddlo
of the floor. The guests squat around
this, tallor-fashon. When all are, seat
ed, a flat loaf of bread Is placed be
fore every one, and the band then' com
mences to play. The various dishes
are brought in on trays, and arranged
around the leather sheet at intervals,
The covers are then removed, the host
eays "IJIsmlllah" (In the name of God),
and without another word they all fall
to. ::;.')'
Mil i miiimmi) mmmmtm wm tmmtmmmmsm
Why Re fen
A FEW BARGAINS Of
The American Real Estate & Guaranty Co.
Lincoln County dl-Arro Dnlry Hunch, stock und
nirnilur-, ea,50; 410-Acm Imlry Kani h und Fruit
rurui,i,ui: wvAcrc jrruit Ka-m, i,mio, Vsmlilll
Conn y 72-Arre Farm, uood building and fruit,
t 1.0(10: 4H-cre Fnrni, (3,001); ID-Acre Farm, l.onu.
luti I ih) Livery Iluru ill hiiiiiII town, (l.'OO. General
MirchanillH" ilore at Ht. JoIiiih, IiiviI'c Full In
formation at oIIIcm, 137.4 Kevinth HI. Konm S. Port
land, Oregon. Wa have agi m everywhere.
Fruit Farm Bargain
On White Salmon River
Two hundred acres (40 leased school
land) with 1150 young fruit trees, most
ly Spitzenberg and Newton apples. On
stage and It. F. D. rute ; mile from
school. Irrigating ditch covering gar
dens and small fruits. Stock and tools
with place. Price $4,000; $2,500 down.
For lurther particulars address
H. H. AHRENS, White Salmon, Wash.
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CURIOUS WEDDING CUSTOM.
In Soumanla Bride Walk Over Silver
Bridge to Grooms Arms.
At uoumanlun weddings It is the
custom at the wedding feust for the
groom to receive his bride over
bridge of silver.
v-uuia are pmecu in a double row
across the tuble, and over this the
bride daintily steps to her husband
walling arms.
The ceremony of laying the bridge
Is one of the interesting events of the
wedding feast following the religious
ceremony.
When the guests are brought to
proper spirit of festivity by the good
cheer at the board a space at the head
of the table is cleared and from a bag
are drawn silver coins procured for
the purpose, the proper provision being
the production of coins fresh from the
mint.
These are laid In a double row across
tne table, and when all is ready the
father of the groom makes a speech
to his son, admonishing him to see that
his bride's way through life is always
paved with silver.
A proper response Is made, and,
mounting a chair, the elder man swings
the bride lightly to the table. Care
fully avoiding the displacing of a coin
(for that would mean bad luck), the
girl makes her way across the shor
sliver pathway and leaps into the arms
of her spouse. New York Herald.
Dean Hole and. His Verger.
Dean Hole was famous as a Joker.
His chief verger at Rochester Cathe
dral was a gentleman named Miles, the
original of Dickens' Tope, who had
been connected with the cathedral for
seventy-three years. Mr. Miles was
the youngest of twelve. Said Dean
Hole one day:
Miles, what a pity you never saw
your eldest brother!"
"I did, sir, often." .
"But you couldn't," replied the dean
"Why not, sir?" queried Miles.
"Because," said the dean, "there
were always- ten miles between you."
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Comes to you as nature's
food, direct from the best
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Actually the Meat of the
Wheat nothing added
nothing 'taken away.
Two Honest Pounds
In Every Package.
PRICE 20 CENTS
Speak to Your Grocer
HlUburj-Whiura floor Hills Ct., Lid.
MlaatasolU, Mian.
MklS WHINE ALL IL& FAILS.
Best Coukq Syrup. Tastes Good. Use
In time, eoid or aruggKts.
, . ' The Difference.
There Is a good story told of Sir
Chleh-Chen Lo Feug-luh, who was for
merly Chinese minister to England
Years ago, he was secretary to LI Hung
Chang. He is a very able man, and
among other accomplishments speaks
and writes English perfectly. The
story is given in "The Navy as I Have
Known It."
LI Hung Chang is reported to have
said to him, "I don't know how it is
we send our men to Europe and Amer
lea, and have foreign instructors In
our colleges, as do the Japanese, but
we do not seem to derive the advan
tage from their Instruction which the
Japanese do."
To this Chleh-Chen Lo Feng-luh re
plied:
"That is quite true. I was a class
mate of the, Marquis Ito in England.
ne is now prime minister, ana I am
your excellency's secretary."
Much In Little.
"Multura in Parvo," read the man
across the street. "Say, that's a queer
motto for a shoemaker."
"Guess It's all right, though," rejoin
ed the obese policeman' on the corner.
"You see, his specialty Is ladies' shoes."
The Greatest Invention.
. "What do you consider the greatest In
vention of modern times?"
"The phonograph." answered ths nn-
lltical boss, who .was havine trouble with
some of his loquacious subordinates. ' "It
never says a thing that hasn't been told
to it by somebody that knows what he is
talking about." Washington Star.
new
Grounds Tor Action.
Scribbles Have you seen my
eooitr
Criticus No; what's the title of it?
Scribbles The "Unmasking of a Hum
bug." Criticus What! Do you mean to tell
me that you have written your autobiography?
p. it a
No. 42-1905
WHKW writing to dTrtUer please
uaillra this paper.
f ' ; Peach Cobbler.
Butte 'the outside of a teacup and
Invert in the 061)101 of earthen pudding
dish; fill around with peaches, whole
or sliced, sprinkled with sugar. Make
a crust of two cups of flour, one tea
spoon of baking powder, a pinch of
salt, two teaspormfuls of butter rubbed
In, one egg, well beaten; add three
fourths cup of milk and stir all , to
gether. Koll out and cover the poaches.
Bake half an hour in a hot oven. In
vert In deep plate for serving. The
cup will be full of a delicious lrup,
which1 may be 'used for sauce.
OLD SORESSSfSS
Nothing .more offensive than an bid sore i-'AnUt-RUUS
friar rfiiaa fr. T:.u4-i.. j ...... i v .
w ' " 3 y wut umgerous, oecause tne same eerm
8 cail,cerou3 u.lcers back of every old sore. The cause is in
the blood and as long as it '
remains the sore will be vears aS m7 Mood became poisoned, and
there and continue to grow ;H door ,told ffle I would have running cores for
worse and more destructive llfe ?n.d they were closed up the result
The fact that thousands nf 7t. a :Z Uader thl8 discouraging report I
M -ir! C-f . l-."SandS left off their treatment and resorted to the u'se of
Cucumber Chowchow.
Three quarts . of seed cucumbers,
when peeled and chopped; throe pints
of white onions, chopped; two green
peppers, chopped very tine; one tea
cupful of nasturtium seeds, which
should be young and tender; two
ounces of white mustard seed, one
tiiblospoonful of black pepper, and i
few bits of horseradish. Stir In enough
salt to make agreeable' to taste, put in
glass cans and cover with cold vine
gar. This chowchow will keep indef
initely, and, If onions are liked, is an
admirable condiment
Boiled Rice,
This, is the method followed bv a
cook whose boiled rice is always per
fect: She washes the rice through sev
eral waters and afterwards puts it In a
colander, allowing the cold water from
the faucet to run through it. The rice,
a little at a time, Is thrown into rapid
ly boiling water and cooked for about
fifteen minutes. At the end of that
time the saucepan Is placed uncovered
in the oven, where after a few minutes
every bit of water evaporates, leaving
the dry rice as fluffy as possible.
Pumpkin Pie.
To secure the necessary dryness, the
pumpkin for pies should be peeled and
steamed until tender. For a single pie
take a cupful and a half of steamed
pumpkin sifted through a sieve, one
cupful of sugar, one egg beaten to a
foam, half a teaspoonful of salt, and
a fourth of a teaspoonful of cinnamon.
Line deep plates with thin pastry, till
with the custard, and bake, half an
hour, or until the pie swells in the
center and Is brown.
Entire Wheat Bread.
To two cupfuls of scalding hot milk
add one-third cupful of molasses and
one teaspoonful of salt; let cool, then
add one yeast cake dissolved In a little
cold water ,or tepid water; add four
and three-fourth cupfuls of entire
wheat flour; beat well; cover closely
and let rise until double bulk; beat
again; turn into greased pans, filling
them half full; let rise two hours and
bake in a hot oven one hour.
Breakfast Toast.
Cut rather thlu sllcesof bread into
two or three pieces. Put these Into
the oven and let them bake very slow
ly for two or three hours, pr until of
golden color and crisp throughout,
lnls Is an excellent substitute for
breads and much more wholesome.
delicious served with cocoanut
dairy cream or butter.
Grren Apple Jelly.
nearly apples picked in September
before fully ripe make a nice-flavored,
light-colored jelly. Wipe and cut up
without peeling, stew in n little water,
nd drain enough through a jelly bag
tne same as other Jelly. Allow three-
quarters of a pound of sugar to each
pint of Juice.
- Salmon Sandwich.
Remove all the skin and bones from
canned salmon, and, with the fingers,
work to a smooth paste, adding enough
mayonnaise to make it spread nicely
Squeeze over a little lemon juice aud
spread on unbuttered bread.
Beefsteak Stew.
Put one quart of seasoned tomatoes
with two pounds of round steak cut
up, three cloves, one tablespoonful
braided flour in a pan and simmer ten
der, but add no water. Strain liquor
for sauce.
Y-KIl Salad.
Put into a salad bowl the leaves of
one head of lettuce; slice t.hree hard
boiled eggs and add. Chop about nine
capers and sprinkle over the eggs and
cover with a good mayounuise dressing.-
Short SugKestions,
A coating of thick castor oil applied
with a soft flannel cloth to1 exagger
ated colored tan shoes will tone their
vividness considerably.
Lemons can be kept soft a much
longer time by putting them in a Jar
filled with water, the water to be re
newed every two days.
Grated potatoes soaked in water In
the proportion of two medium-size
potatoes to the quar make an excel
lent cleansing liquid for sponging
woolens and for washing delicate col
ored fabrics.
uiutsures nave Deen cut out s. s s Tt .ff . ... r
and even the bones scraped, ittSkdV; 3 "lS
and yet they returned, is in- tirely cure up the sores, and I am not dead as the
disputable evidence that the doctors intimated I would be, neither have the
blood is diseased and respon- sore8 ever broken out again. John W. Ftjndis.
ible for the sore or ulcer. " Wheehng, W. Va., May 28, 1903.
Valuable time is lost in experimenting with external treatments, such as
salves powders washes, etc., because the germs and poisons in the blood
must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. cleanses and puri
fies the circulation so that it carries rich, new blood to the parts and the
ouic or uicer neais permanently. S. S. S. not only
removes the germs and poisons, but strengthens the
Wood and builds up the entire system by stimulat
ing the organs, increasing the appetite and giving-
exwiarating tonic, aids the digestion and puts every part of the body in,
jood healtny condition. Book on the blood, with anv medical advice wh W
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Meandering Mik! I'd stay all right to
rle free square meals, ma'am, but wot
I'd say ter de steady job uv work
couldn't be said in de presence uv a lady.
See?
An Optimistic View.
Muggins So you finally mustered up
courage to propose tq Miss Springer, eh?
What was tlte result?
Huggins Elie dismissed me wi.'out
ceremony.
Muggins Oh, well, don't you care.
The absence of ceremony saved you the
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Muggsby You flatter me.
really think I have talent?
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LUCAK I OUNTY, "-
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But do you very proud of me family tree, doncher
know.
Downing Do you ever whitewash it?
Uppson Whitewash it! Vhat for?
Downing To keep the iusects off,
doncher know?
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Byrup the best remedy to use for their children
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Ai.er A.lu.m-.
Ralph refers, the new president and
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Hailroad, has a new joke which he
declares was cabled to him from Taris.
f, It has to do with the recent attempt
Hall's Catarrh Cure it taken intrr,n to assassinate King Alfonso of naln
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Turkish women do not come Into con
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a carriage with President Loubet ot
France. ..
"Whom" are they after?" Mr. Teterg
declares the king asked the president
"After you, my dear Alfonse," re
plied the French chief executive, with
out a smile.
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