Jaritt Botes. - -I " Pertinent Paragraphs. The vine hopper U doing wu-ii tow ctiiof in Freano county. It is easily poisoned with parte greeu in water or a solution of Milestone is recom msncled as euro to kill them, thoug . ; spraying must he clone before sunrise in the morning or after sunset at night to . be effective. M. Denlke writes about the liest to the Fresno Republican aud says starch enough mixed with water to stick t ho insect's wings together and applied u a spray will end its depredation. There are now three creameries on Kel liver, lu Humboldt county, which looks iui though tho first one had boon a pay ing Investment. All tho conditions arc favoruble there. . A ; bettor dairying i ljlnate vttiinot be' found, nor a better soil for pastures, than that western slope of the coast range and In the latitude of Humboldt ' county. ' Then there Is no market near, where the good pilyato .dairyman could drive to town umi dispose of his product. Huf, co operation, as. represented In the creaiiiery, whlla relieving the fanner's family of the drudgery of butter and cheese making, Insures a good and uniform product, all of which Is marketed together ut the rtiuullest possible cost and by parties ex perienced In marketing. There have been creameries which were failures, but one under efficient rnauagement, located In a natural dairy country, can not fall to be moro profitable than the old plan of Individual butter-making and marketing. Canada thistles are getting a firm foot hold in the Sacramento valley and under the California system of grain farming they bid fulr to become a more Intolerable nuisance than they are In the eastern states. Where grain, hoed crops, fodder grasses and pasture are alter nated there Is llttlo troublo In keeping the Canada thistle under control, If It is mowed Just as It Is coming Into bloom the root lacks vitality to make a now growth and dies. But by plowing It year by year, as In wheat growing, it is propagated rapidly, as when the routs aro broken to pieces by the plow each piece sends up shoots and develops Into u healthy plant. For tho same reason they are difficult to kill by hoeing A beet Held of 1200 acres which William V. Claffoy Is cultivating near Castrovlllo Is enld to be the largest In tho world. UalToy Is an antl-C'hlncse-worklngman-democrat and a dairyman on a irgo scale, and If the sugar factory should fall him he would doubtless mako moro than the current sugar factory price by feed ing the beets to Btock. The factory pays four cents a bushel. Many cherry trees in HuntuCruz county have len killed by water on tho roots. Their owners had no Idea they coidd got too much water, but tho unusual rains last winter did it. The Santa Cni7. mountains, which ten years ago were considered worthless because of luck of water, produce matrnlflcenl fruit to the very tops without irrigation. F. V. Hunter writes to the Sew .' Iflumf Farmer that he dusted every hen throe times two evenings with apart and used seven pounds of buhach that cost UOc a pound on 100 hens, rrak lng four and one-fifth cents a hen. Tho result was marvelous. His chicks grew so ihut ut six woeks old they lookod to be twice the age, and this result ho lays largely to tho fact tint tho chicks and hens were absolutely ti ' fr mi vermin. Ho very properly oojicK.iU nn Vutmuctit with Urn li'UMk': ("Mutiy llttlo things contribute to their growth. But those llttlo things pay." Viniltry raising do ponds moro upon little tklngs for suc cess, probably, than many other occupa tion. Constant war"th, freedom from vermin and good food ami drink aro the throo principal need In tho poultry yanj, liutall thv"Utttu tliinspuyf SilulrreU. Whv not talk this matter over in the granges, and get tho legislature to pass a law to the effect that nil ldnd that has u good crop of squirrels must pay a tux of from too to $5 or more per acre, and have usoessoiri go round aud enforce the law, yes, null their colon to tho mast and say : " We will exterminate tilts pest, uud all land-owners that Ignore tho law shall have their land go delinquent and be sold for-tnxes."- Tnka off your county bounties on scalps, nud put on a Que, and a heavy one, too, aud. It . won't be ' tlvo j ears boforo our glourlous golden state Is rid of her worst evils. Well, tho qiHHitlon Is; -How will we do 11 ; Them iro tecral ways, Lot the ntiiU) uiih4m.i" a heavy tax on land which Is overrun with them; then poison or kill them, any way to get rid of Uium. I have u way, and It's cheap, aud it fetches theni every time, Two or three men or tioys can 'get over several acres In a day. 1 first get a lot of brush or small sticks uud tie a small rag ou the oud of eac, making a kind of swab, tlio U k being about two feet long. Tuke two tcu-pound lard-palls and make a handle of hoop or two pieces of wits or rope, lHtt ooal oil In oue and sulphur luths other, tlum gel an old galvanized pall or powder-keg and cut a hole lu the side near the bottom to mnkt a draft. Now make a fire and you aro all ready, with a tew extra ohlps In a sack to replcuish your tire. Htlck youf swab lu the coal oil end theu In sulphur, lust In lire, then In hole, and shut her up, and I will guarantee he U a cooked gHso ; and If you llko, you can open the holes in a few day nud ta o out the sticks aud use them In other holes. I have done it several time with good success. ! don't think I ever missed a time. It burn long euough to truothcr thorn and then goes out and don't always bum the rag off the stick, so you could use It again tor other holes. I know It Is about as swre, and I Utiult about etteap, a anything I win get. tbrr. JJitntl Pnt. A disease resembling yellow fever but which u fatal lu newly every caj u rorgtirg lu imw wmuum. OoaerVatlons on Current Topic. The Sargent prize for poetry at Har vard, so difficult of attainment that it has rarely if ever befofe been won in its entirety, was taken this year by Miss Helen L. Keed of Boston from sixteen male competitors. Opponents of coeduca tion have been unpleasantly surprised this year by girls taking high or the highest honors In literary competitions In several institutions-- ofj gloaming, but this is, the greatest triumph of the rlils uud will -be-tif nmeti -moral lnJ flumice in the advancement of their claims to recognition mi u level with their brothers. The democrats of Coluau and Mendo cino counties are running women for comity school Muderlntendciits, and the republicans of Mendocino county are doing the suiue, .while the prohibition canJMate for state superintendent of schools is Miss 8. M.Hevorimee of Uiiroy. There have "been .several female county superintendents ift tlii- fctate recently and they . have , b h , very. .io-ffuL Mrs. Martin, superintendent of Sonoma county, is among the number, unci her efficiency is conceded by all. ' - Miss WU'ard on Woman' Drebs. Miss Frunoe ElWillaid, In her last an nual address, gives the following expres sion to her Ideas' h t he subjet of woman's dress: " Woman's everlastingly befrilled, be dizened and bedraggled style of dress is to-day doing moro harm to children, un tiorn, born and dying, than all other causes that compel public attention. With ligatured lungs and livers as our past In heritance and present slavery, the wonder Is that suoh small heads can carry all we know. Catch Edison and constrict him Inside a wasp waist-coat, and bo as sured you'll get no more Inventions; bind a bustle upon Bismarck, and fat well to German unity; coerce Robert Browning Into corsets, and you'll have no more epics; put Parnell Into petticoats, and home rule Is a lost cause; troat Powderly In the same fashion, and the powder mine of failure will blow up the labor movoment. Niggardly waists and niegardly brains go together. The cman cipation of one will koep pace with the other; ligature around the vital organs, at the smallest diameter of the womanly figure, means an Impoverished blood supply at the brain, and may explain whv women scream when thoy see a mouse, and why thoy are so terribly afraid of a term which should be their glory, as It Is that of their brothers, viz,: strongmlnded. . " Our degradation in the lino of bandag ing the waist has reached such a point hatt Helen Campbell says It Is a requisite lu fiiHliionublo Loudon stores to have the women clerks not larger around than twenty Inches, and clghtoen-Inch waists' are preferred. J.ook at the monstrous deformity, by constrictive surgery, as applied to the avcrago fashion plate : and think what bellttlomcnt of power and happiness it means to the poor creatures who wear these wuiHts, and to their children. . "Bonneted women uro not lu normal condition for thought; high heeled womon aro not In normal condition for motion; corseted women ore not lu normal condition for motherhood; each of tho constrictions and contortions In volved by these crimes In dress Is a distinct violation of loving law given by our Heavenly Father for our highest hap piuess and growth. I wonder that men, In their magisterial power, do not forbid this thing by statute, In the interests of those that are to be. "But ethics and aisthcti.es must go side by side In the blessed work of dress ro form, for that Is nature's , nay. .The pioneers did not see this, and their b looraoro' speedily dropped into , In nocuous desuetude. But tho modern led by Mrs. Anna Jennosa Miller, that Hebe of tho new fashion plate havo sat at naturo's feet; and on my recent east ern trips I learned what 1 knew to be true in progressive Chicago : that the best aro also coming to bo the bravest women ; that among them there is an absol te crazo for getting rid of corsets; and that the divided skirt Is worn by tens of thousands whom you might not suspect of so much good sense and courage. " Moitplng. ' There is a littla skill required to per- ti'i in eveu this pieci) of work so that tho eft'oet Is satisfactory. Formerly, before painted floors were almost the rule In every house, It was a much more arduous performance; but to keep a paluUd flour looking lU best one needs some experi ence. Unobservant or heedless workers push the limp tig litiet the baso-boards, which, ufter a few mopplngs fchow a soiled streak the whole length of them, which annoys a good workman. Better leave a space the width of ono board untouched by the mop aud afterwards or liefore wipe it up with a doth by baud. In mopping a floor, whether It Is painted or not, thebeat offooulop'nJson lt being well rinsed. No matter how much strength Is laid out ou It, If the last water In which the mop Is wrung out Is not clean, the floor will look dingy. Freshly painted floors are beet cleaned when a third or a holt skim-milk is added to the water. The oil In tho milk makes tho paint shin.' as clean water will not. Soapsuds Is a little too strong to use on fresh paint, removing not only the dust but the paint also, but after the coat of paint Is well hardened It may lie used to good advantage. It Is etcvr to clean a floor qulto often than to let It get the start of you, so as to require a severe effort of strength to bring It to look well. Knit underwear, after It has been worn and cast aside, makes excellent material of Moh to manufacture" mow." The tulnps should l thoroughly rinsed after using, aud dried in the Bun, Xrt'Aa.ifK. It bos been discovered tnat lire czars Sw) at ywutdua hus lMn unUvtuiUrW). A ChEAT MILITARY MACHINE, WomliTfiil Oi'Kiiutt itlml Wl.iili tin'' peror William II ,4 ut H9 ('uihiuikI. The uneei tuint y ami invsteiy uMcli surround the pulley of the ueing Em peror of (iermuuy. the innovation which are -being Made" h him in his army, the eliiuies ;it, ttie uniform of the soldiers, the introduction ot smokeless powder, ami the new rules promulgated with lel'cVeiice to eligi bility to certain subordinate ofiiees. all give especial interest just now to the subject of the general character and eliicicuev of the military power of Germany, i lie world u as' astonished when, now nearly a score of years ujjo, the Germans march-,! into ihn er capital of France and etacleil not only the territory of Alsace uud Lorraine, but a large tribute of cash besides. r. c i.-. i , meanly ui r ranee nan tieeu re garded asihe ideal army of the world, us Napoleon hail heiui regarded as the ideal soldier of the1 world. 'The out come of the Franco-Prussian War was, therefore, a great surprise to thoso not arl are:of the changes which had been going ou in the armies of tho two nations. The fact is, that during the last quarter of a century no country has given such practical assent as has Ger many to the wisdom cf the injunction, "Joi)na of peace pScpare for nvar." It is doubtless safe to say that to-day no other nation so nearly approaches perfection in its military organization and In its preparation of details for ivory possible sort of a campaign ns does Germany. Two days after war had been declared between France and Prussia In 1870 an Ambassador met Gen. von Moltke leisurely strolling in Freidrichs strasse in Uetiiu and look ing in the shop w indows. The diplo mat, after exchanging n few words w ith the General, excused himself, re marking that a military man must be very busy just then "O. no. i am not busy at all," was the General's reply. "Our orders have been given." A few years ago w hen the autumn mant'iiveis of the Hanover and Sehles w ig-llolsteiu tiriuv corps were held. It was learned that in the bureaus of the general slallicttclrs w ith ready stamped and addres6d to every department and commanding ollicer'of the several army corps, and that all the horses ol private ownership were assigned In the regiments or batteries to which Ihey would bo attached in case of rt ijiiisitiou for war. Tho hole country is organized for war. and every in.fividual capable of bearing arms knows where to go and what to do In the event of a call for his services. All the railway officials and all the telegraphers are in the military service, ami the heads of those depart ments arc general officer who organize them to meet the exigencies of u war. All the railway lines in Germany can be requisitioned for military service in the time it takes to dispatch a half dozen telegrams ami every superior officer kuou s cviclL to what locality lie must betake himself. Information on this subject is furnished in printed manuals w hich are issued nt the first iudicaliou of a coming war with any country. Every regiment has its depot of service outlits, which can be dis tributed at an hour's notice, and every corps has its depot of general stores, urn btilance wagons, held telegraph ap paratus, aud baking-eats in a condition of complete efficiency. Plans for every conceivable sort of campaign are kept in the archives of tho War Office and of the Empcrw'j palace. These plans have all beeu case lullv prepared as the result of councils held by tlio leading Generals. In .the event of the prospect of a war wi'iich may demand a modification of the ready-made plans, the changes are mads during tho t'liploniatiiv period" which always precedes active hoilililics, and w hich may be' protracted by the Auibammioi's from Borlitt for the pur pose of giving the Generals tiling to ur rangc for the campaign. I'leuc hes bile In u Irani e. Major Perry, the illiterate aud ignor ant Fdgclielil country nvgro, who, while In w hat appear to lie a tranou sleep, preaches learned and eloquent sermons, is still attracting a great deal of attention, and scleral enterprising citizens of Fdgelicld county uoiv have the human phenomenon in charge mid nre exhibiting him to large audience. The Hindus operandi is as follows: Perry goes to bed and lies outstretched in full view of the Bttdieuce, and by the time the spectator have assembled is fast asleep. After t few moments of iiU'aivntly sound slumber, his muscles begin to twitch, his, limbs to contract aud his Ixidy becont'es contorted In un seemly shapes. This spasm soon pasc otf ami then he begins to preach. He takes his text from the Bible, naming hook, chapter and verso, all the time lying Mat oiVlfis hack, ' with' his" eyes shut, and for half an hour or more preaches, using strictly grammatical aud even eloquent language. At the conclusion of his sermon he sings a hymn to an old air, but the words of it entirely new and of his own comoosi t ion . Then eouics a prayer, sucf he dismisses the vonjiivgation. Tho text for the sermon preached by Perry Thursday night was announced by htm to be found in D.iuiul vi., ill, anil that it read as follows: "Then said Daniel unto the king, O king, live for ever.'' The words of the text will be fonnd to be exactly correct, which is certain ly marvelous w hen it is positively known that the negro caunot road "a word, nor ha i he ccf heard the text in question read or spoken to hint by anyone. Four reputable physiciaus of Edgcliehl, S. C.-Urs. Trotter, Bustler, btrothcis aud Jennings were present on this occasion, and made physical, anatomical and psychological examin ation of the preacher, nud pronounced the mytcry as one bevond their ken. Another remarkable tliiug is that this unconscious preaching goes on every uight, no mailer where he may be, wticthev before au imdicnco or not, except ou Friday night, when lie is dumb. ' " - Kam lighting is ,0 (ivi,lo with e.i'iuiig ute allcctions of t' inpe of 4.,,v, u.jo.i among u,o iKitii'cs WIT AND ilUMOii. Tin-Gubernatorial question is. after all. a deleat one. l'iit.bi;rl I'liron- "How ate ion cmning . u '-" " inquired the man of his wet hoot. Wnthiiriton Star. It will he a cold l.;y for Algiers wheu the monarch of that country dies. liv.-kjntun. "Who is that tellow who has been talking about Withers ail the evening?' "That s Withers." I'm-k. "Brevity is the soul of wit." "Per haps. But I assure you there is little fun in being short." " I'mk. 'Great are the uses oi adversity"; but they aren't half so great as the misuses of prosperity. -AMamt Vt'sj. If you would get up a crusade to in terest ecrtaiu able-bodied men, make it a Santa crusade. - Yunkas Ua.zetlc. Tight-lacing is possibly entitled to consideration as an economic measure. It prevents waist.-- Wushington Fuit. A great mauy fools would easily pass tor philosophers if it wasn't for their fatal mouths.--Ashland I'kss. Never extend sympathy to a man with the small-pox. He hates dread fully to be pitted. Mnyltumton Leader. The ancients excelled 113 in many things. Now, there was Job, a boiler that never exploded. San Francisco Alia. "Put not your trust iu riches," but tliere9 no objection to your putting your riches in trusts. Yonkcra States man. There are so mauy people who pray for a change of heart who ought to pray for a change of hen. -Atchison Globe. Fashionable ladies are not fond of hard work, aud yet they know what a toilet is to dress for diuncj:. Vears Sifting. When a girl elopes with her coach man soma other man is 9aved from getting a mighty poor wife. Buffalo r.xpresa. "That's the fellow I'm laying for." remarked the hen, as her owuer camo out with a nan of corn meal. Harvard Lampoon. When a man is hungry he takes a little aliment for his ailment. Homeo pathy gets a close call here. Bingham ton Leader. Don't fret about w hat your reputa tion will be after death. Tombstones tire mighty -Mtnbe.- Burlington free I'itss. ' Widows are like the lights which have always burned they catch lire more easily' than others. Anti-Adulteration Journal. "Will you marry me, Ethel?" said the youth. "My family is all that one could wish for" "Then why do you want me?" Life. When the bad boy puts a bent pin in the teacher's chair he is at least justi fied in predicting an early spring. Somerville Journal. " "0, James, come quickly, Freddy has swallowed his mouth organ." "I that so? Then there's music In the heir." HoDtoniaii. "Yes, said Fogg, "as a success 1 have alw ays been a failure, but as a failure I have been an iinqtialilieil uoecss." -Boston '1'raii.irript, What do you lind is the lii.Jt re quisite in business'.'" "Pluck," re turned the dealer in live goose feat hers. lurjur's Btnar. A man's better half lays down the rules in the house, but she usually al lows her husband to lay down the car pets. lHriiti Hi i.. ' Do your boarders loaf parlor in the evening'' daughter is learning to piano." - Uotoa Courier, iroiiiul your ' "No; my play 011 the She t facetiously ) -J suppi j'ou call Your horse Cuoid because he's such love of a horse, ' He - "Not exactly. Von see he's blind."-- Life. F.ditha "1 wonder why the dudes wear one eye-glass?" Deborah "To prevent seeing more than they are able to comprehend.''- Jeireters' II cikty. Probably the most harmless man iu the world is the man who talks a great deal about the number of girls ha smiles at in the course of the dav. Atchison Olol. Il you lend a man io he simply get that "much iu your debt; but if you allow him to wheedle you out of a hun dred you've mailt; him an eneniv for life. - 'J111 hje. Czar of Russia (just out of bed) "Whit has become of my undershirt?" Valet "Plcascyour Majesty, the black smith's putting frosli rivets In it." Hoslun Herald. '" "That fellow's a regular bore." "So he is. lie's all the time claiming de scent from the ancient Ilomans." "That explains it hisancestorswere augurs." IV. ,)'. Herald. Thf world is full of would-be phil osophers; but, like the niajorty of physicians, we do not lind them taking their.stock prescriptions when occasion tinsel. Boston Budget. Onto in a while a girl fall in love witlik man because he is "so delight fully jvicked." It isn't long after tho wedding that the "delightfully" is drop ped. 7 c r Haute Express. Yon bve your wife?" "Yes." And she livcsyou?" "Yes." "Then vhere does the incompatibility come iu?' "I cant live on her income, much less support her."- - Epoch. Temperaii'o Lecturer Whcu vou see nn old hat orcoat Muffed in a broken window it iicans whisky! It means gin' t,Iiiierru,tioii from the audience) Or sham pai.v. -V. J". Tribune. Dc Kiqite (winso opinion isu't worth much anyhow) n that 0110 of the few ' liings that mak 11 desirable to bo a woman is her avknowiedged rielit t take a mean aUantai;c. Wasiiutytun IV-t. Near-Sighted Policeman (gazing .'imiii afar'nt two ttotliing dimiuiu-s) Well, thoso felhiws do have a soft thing of it. Nothiif to do but to stand there till day and sleep." .V. J". Hermd. "Pa, what docs l;e word itacund iiicitnf' "Well, iny boy, when you don't behave yourself rind y ou sec "1110 jgoiugforjou with a stick, you m-iy make up your mind that 1 ain'irucuiiiL See?" J'ne boy sr.v, h? had b-.-eu there. Landlady (io aciof; "And you are going to leave me?" Yes. I oulv meant to stay until 1 perfected myself in the part i am going to play "this evening." "What part is that, pray?" "The -lean and hungry Cassius.'"" Lif. . "I have oljsclved," remarkuj a tneau ol bachelor, trying to be funny, "that when one has fortune anil adds' Miss to it he has misfortune thereafter." "iiicu you ought to marry a widow," re sponded a lady in black, and the funny man went into his Au-W. - Washington Star. What seems to a man iuiiuisilivcuess often seems to a woman only a natural desire for information--for instance w hen a vision of goiiien-haired loveli ness want to know how her husband got that long, coarse, brunette hair on me left shoulder of hi s overcoat. oiiu rcille Journal. Cheetiul Editor --If vou could tdiorteu your poem a little!" "Whv there were sixteen verses when I lirst wrote it and now there are only three." "Exactly! Now, with a little moro effort perhaps you can do away with those 1 hive and theu we shall "be all right. - - f liege tide Blatter. "Mr. Scribbletou. I have a compli. inent for vou." "Indeed ?" "Yes: s friend of mine, Miss Belle Pepperton, says tnat you are Developing very niai Keii literary lastcs. "U, indeed said bcnbbleton, w ith a sad smile; "it wasn't more than an hour since I told iHtss repperton timt l hadn't written auvlbing for over a mouth." THESONCS OF AUl.D LANG SYNE. Ko Malic Halt'S'i sweet a the Memory off Tliofte TenoVr Lines. "The mothers of to-day do not sing as the mothers did in laii" syne," said a man whose business cares have never overcome and crowded out the soul of poetry and the memory of a happy boy noott. "ion seldom near a woman singing about the house now." "So it is. The modern mother does not sing as our dear jld-fashioticd mothers used to sing. She has little time to herself, and if she didn't have the advantages of a musical education she says she cannot sing. men, too, trio songs of to-ilay ure not like and never will be like those old songs. They do not touch the heart and give the heart's feeling utter ance through the lips. There nrfc beautiful songs set to music, of course, and wonderful voices sing them on the stage ninl 111 the drawing-room, but bow seldom it is we hear a song that thrills and charms in and brings the "pearls of feeling" to our eyes. A voice pleases us and we bear homo the satisfaction of having heard an artist of nrtists, but wo will forget the singei and the song long before we forirct one word or note of the one who sang Bouuio Doon" aud "Annie Laurie." There arc t'10-e of us who will never forget the summer evenings, the ripple of the brook in the distance, the stir of tho woodbine leaves around the w in dow, the sw eet fragrance of the "birk" .from the neighboring wood, when the mother sang "Afton Water" and rocked her baby to sleep. And then there were other songs that stirred our childish hearts, "The Soldier's Dream": Our bugles sun? truce, for tLe uight cloud had lowered And the sentinel stui 8 set their watch In the fky; Y hen thousands hud sunk to the ground over powered, The weary to sleep and the wounded to dlo. BeiHwIiig- tliut niiflit on uiv pallet of straw, Uy the wult-seuilUK fuKyot Unit guicriled the slain. In the dead of the night a sweet vision I suw, And thrice ere the niui uiujf I uivuiued it again. Our childish imagination could picture the soldier, always handsome, in his uniform lying down on the field of battle to sleep under the stars, the pine knots' biazo scaring away the prowling wolves, aud he dreaming of hearing his "own mountain goats bleating aloof," and of hearing "the sweet song that the corn reapers "sung." There was another song, old, very old: "On the Lake Where Drooped the Willow," the story of a girl who died in autumn. And: "I'll llang My Harp on the Willow Tree," which later-dav Bacon-ShaUspeareans tell us was dedi cated to her Majesty, Victoria. There was "Jeannette and Jeannt," "Old Kentucky Home,1" and "Suwauee River," and to-day we cannot listen to O, tnko me to my kind old mother, There let uio live imd die, whether sung in soft, weird tones of a jubilee singer, the pathetic ones of little Kavauagh or the every-day street Arab, without a rush of tender feeling. There was another song, a regular bed-time song in its wooing sweetness. It v9 "The Cuckoo": W'lien winter Comes the wood is uiy homo, In summer 1 sing iu the meadows. How we liked to hear about the little bird that hid itself away in the brush in the winter, and in the springtime its plaintiff "cuckoo." "cuckoo," was tho sure harbinger of south w inds and w arm showers. Aud last and best of all w as that somr of "Clari. the Maid of Milan": 'Mid pleasures und palace though we maf lunuj. Belt ever so huul.e, there no pluc lik home. Kb, there is 110 place like home, and there are no songs like those of the old time, and there ij no music half so sweet as the memory of those tender Dotes. ll'ttt'aio A". .s. Too Muc h for Her. Among the servants of a well-kuow u aoue in Lewis-ton is one voting woman 5f native "O.d Country" wit who never is at loss for an expedient, islie at tended a call at the door the other lay.' vi here a stt anger presented him self und aked to see the lady of the house. "Wh it name shall I savf 'Mr.Slill jeulieiincr.'' said he. "Loir par Ion, sir." said be. "tilleiiheiiiiof." reSM .ited he. The girl hesitated at tue name, w nich w as oidcutlv beyond the intricacies of her ieech. :i,id then- ipeninir t ie door to tlio parlor said, with a iairjd,i. ' Step iu, .sir, if vpu please, aud and biingthe tie.me with VOU. " V.i tcisie'll Joll ,',:((, A CouelueslcV lroof. A Bank with a capital and hiiriilim 'it $l,76U,iiue, and with average resources of iipwnrrtH if $4,6(10,. Uou, mut certainly be lu a very nourishing con dition, cue to the uniformly sale and legitimate character of Its transactions, lor along series of years, that Las won lor it the euttie ciifldenae of our nst business men. Chinese from Ensenada, haviuk been stopped at Tia Juan a, have taken to erosssing the line at Lakeside and reach ing San Diego over the Cuyamaca rail road. Jacob Ackerman of Wilkesbane, Pa., tied his eleven-year-old boy to u cross and kept him there seven hour,a. The boy was rescued in a dying condition and Ackerman wnsi saved froitl being lynched by lodgment In jail. Peter Jackson, the colored pugilist, was set upon by half a dozen men in a snloon near Oakland who had been drink ing and wanted to "lick tho nigger," but Jackson luld thom out as last a they came, greatly to their suipiise und discomfort. Joslah and Elizabeth Potts, inwbunJ and wife, were hanged at KlKo, .Nev., , June 20, for murdering Mien l-'nwcett. Mrs. Potts was the Hrst woman hanged on the coast except a girl who wu lynched on the California slope of !h Sierra Xevada in early days. THIRTY YEARS' PRACTICE. A Letter from an Eminent Physician. Mb. Editor: At the risk of indorsing a pro prietary preparation, I have a few words In favor of a new laxative principle. But first, how I came to dlscoTei it. A patient asked about tailing Joy's Vegetable Barsaparilla, As arsaparillas usually contain mercury or Iodides I objected, and asked for the formula, whtob finding purely vegetable, and 10 mild as to be to my mind almost Inert, I consented. Imagine my astonishment when perfect laxative action was reported. It has two great points. Flrit, being' purely vegetable, it is (unlike mercury) not cumulative In the system, being easily car tied off by the digestive processes; and tccond. it is effective with a les quantity of ttic cathar tic principle than has hitherto been Httaiuahle. 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