r V l "1 A BUDGET, LEXINGTON WEEKLY VOL. 2. LEXINGTON, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY JULY 24, 1890. NO. 43. PCliUSHED EVEKT THriKSDAV EVENING BY SNOW & WHITSON. Terms of Subscription Od Tear, ....... uo MX Months Z cents. Invariably In advance. Bates or Advertising One aquaru (ten Unoa or leas), first Insertion 11.00; each subsequent Insertion. SO cents. Special rates with regular advortlsers. All transient adveitlsomeuta must be paid for lu advance. Job Printino Of every description executed with neatnoss and dlspaleb. Jj F. SHIPLEY, M. D., PRACTITIONER OP Medicine, Surgery & Midwifory. Registered. HKPPSER OREGON. JJ P. SINE, A t.u iracy-at-Law and Notary Tublic, LEXINGTON, OREGON. Atti rney for the No th American Attorneys and liadusuieu's Protective Union of Connec ticut. KELLOGG, Attoruey-at-Law and Notary Pallic, HEPPNER, OREGON. Money to loan on Improved farms. Office In First NiUluuai Bank. J. N. BBOWN. J AS. D. HAMILTON BROWN & HAMILTON, Attorneys and Counselors at Law, Opposite "Gazette" Office, Heppner, Or. PRACTICE In all the Oourts of the State. In surance, Real Estate, Collection and Loan Agents Prompt attention given to all business entrusted to them. JjJRS. KATE PARSELL, Notary Public and Conveyancer, ALPINE, OREGON. Deeds, Mortgages and all others Leirat Instrn ments enrefulTy drawn. Applications for Hun and school Lauds ma ie,aud Pensions obtained. J1RANK H. SNOW, Laud Agent and Notary Tublic, LEXINGTON, OREGON. FIHuks taken on government land. Real estate advertised slid sold ou commission. New coutcrs are invi'ed to call and be Ml'd full of solid laet about the dvautages of Morrow country. Offlee houit from 7 A. M. to midnight, Uuixntr build! un R. LIEUALLEN, General :-: Blacksmith And Horseshoer, T3 ALWAYS ON DECK AND PREPARED TO 1 do ainthinn in bli line in a neat and work manlike 'mauuei. Hones shod with care and accuracy. Shop on C St, Lexington, Or. G. W. BROCK, - v 0 REPAIRING DONE. Arcadt Street, Bet. C and D, Islington, Oregon. Duok-Legged Dudes. A couple of duck-legged dudes got into a Brook street tar thu other day and broke the rules of the company and insulted ladies in the car by tilling it with the filthy fumes of cigarette smoke. An old negro woman carrying a buudle trot into the car at Second street anil was about to take her seal, when she looked around and, eyeing the dudes for a minute, fanned the smoke away from in front of her face with her open hand aud said: ' bay, little boys, ef you'll fro' dem ar weeds away ye'r suek'iu' I'll gin yer er dime ter buy seegars wid; dey muKe me feel rick at de fi.'miini'k. an I'd rudder ride than uaik. Ihe '-little l.os' didn't lake the dime, but lln-y too ?.ie iiint, pul ed tlie strap, -t, ej tne cal nil' 1 o out. ".-"ii in I" fill c n ' t k:."- oil .. O.d u f, .i.i.i a .1' ikm'I.' i, Uie i., duw, a.,.! ' " ' ' ' " ' ' The hl Army. Switzerland lias called out nil her armed force for campaign exercise this year, home of the troop will be as much as two mouths in the liold. The little country does not propose to be caught napping by Germany. The Little White Hearse. Somebody's buhy was buried to-day The enipiy while heurse from the grave Mutinied buck, And tin' .noinhiy, somehow, BC-euied less emi Intr and frav. As I paused on the walk while It crossed on lis khv, And a shadow seemed drawn o'er tlie sun's golden track. fc'ouichody's baby wus laid out to rest. White as u snow-diop Hl:d fair to behold. And the soft Utile bauds acre crossed over the bmtst. And the bund and the lips and the eyelids were pi-csscd With Kisses us hot us the eyelids were cold. Somebody eaw It go out of ber stirht Ciider the cotB n-!ld. out of the door, Plum-bod) finds only darkness and biiirht All thro" the glory of summer sunlight rsuiue ouc w hose baby will wukeu no more. Soaiohody's .nrrow is making nie weep, 1 khow'not In r nutiie, hut 1 echo her cry Foi the dearly-bought baby she longeisoto keep, Tho baliy that rode to Its long lusting sleep lu the little whiuibcartgo tl. at w - hi rumbling by. I know nfit her name, but her sorrow I know, While passed ou the crossing 1 kuevv it once more A nd buck lu my heart surged that river of woe That but in the bretistofa mother can flow r'or the littie white heursu has been, too, tit my duor. -Ella Wheeler Wilcox. THE MVSTERIOUS FLUTIST. Last January, ou the first, evening that a 1 irht snow carpeted the roofs of 1'aris, a closed cari iafie l olled alone; the boulevards, spinning like a zebra. It was so loaded with trunks that you would Jiave thought an actress was starting out on a journey. Worse. Within was a valetudinarian, lare aud fat, one of those whom a t ri lie disturbs, and who think their final day of reckoning is near when they have a cold in the bead. This one imagined he had weak lungs. So at the approach of cold weather he bundled himself with furs and fled to Nice. He was a bachelor. Although he could have married at any time, for he had 100,000 francs in stocks, and there fore suited many young ladies, he had been unwilling to dispose of his right hand. Next to himself, the one he loved best was tlie cook not for her self, but for her cooking. No one took better care of No. 1. Under no cir cumstances would he have disturbed himself to do a favor. He would not have lent 5 sous to his father in the street, for it would have been necessary to unbutton his overcoat to take out his purse. He was indeed the most extravagaut crank to be met with. His most in significant acts were on system; be slept, rose, ate, smoked, aud took medicine with his watch in hand. Many curious stories were told at his expense. For instance, he was so nervous, so irritable, that he detested the songsters in the court-yards. The porter had to drive thoui away with a broom. To persons who persisted in singing in the street be quickly threw a half-franc on condition that they would leave. Now every time the porter lacked the price of a drink he put on a false beard and went under the window, tapping on a pan as a pre lude to a dance. Immediately a half frano was forthcoming. The neighbors had to hold their sides, for there are people who cauuot help laughing. At Nice he always put up at the great United States hotel, where for fifteen, years the same magnificent room, well exposed to the sun, bad been reserved for his use. It was the only one he fancied, and he occupied it unt'il April i at noon precisely, the hour at w hich he set out for Pans. His name excited mirth. I will not attempt an explanation, but everybody smiled whenever he was introduced. He was known as M. Jaune. Now M. Jaune arrived at Nice the day after leaving Paris at 6 o'clock in the evening. He partook of an ex cellent dinner a bouillabaisse aux langoustes, a tillet marine, a quail, asparagus, ana a oottie ot Chateau la Hose. With this he hoped not to die with hunger. Then, after having smoked a goo I cigar to settle his coffee and champagne, he retired to rest. It was nine o'clock when be esconced himself in bed. He extinguished the light, and stretched himself out, an ticipating sleep like a doormouse. But scarcely had be .dropped into a doze when a flute was heard in the next apartment playing the air from Faust: "Let, ob, let me gaze upon thy face I" The tone was sweet and silvery, so the first impression was charming; but the flutist cut short the melody at the fourth measure and repeated it several time and then rested for five minutes and resumed in like manner, stopping at the same point. "What is the matter with blmf said M. Jaune to himself. The other continued without a sign of trouble. At the fifth rehearsal, as there Is noth ing so agreeable as not to wearv at the the end, M. Jaune tapped on the par tition wall, me flute was silent. Satisfied he took a potation from bis night-table and closed his eyes. It was 10 o clock. Ihe notes was almost empty, the greater part of the guests not having yet come in. Suddenly the peaceful siieuce was brokeu by the ilute. "jo. oh. let me paw upon thy faoel" M. Jaune grew excited. 'Whew! He is getting to be a nuis ance. If this is for an extra attraction I will dispense with it." He tapped loudly and cried out: 'Will you stop? If you don't HI gaze upon your face iretty soon!" When M. Jaune go angry he forgot the dictates of politeness. Tnere was silence again, aud be began to get 4rowiY. Suddenly: "Let, oh, let me gajo upon thy fuce I" "Fie! The mean scamp!" He rang for the chambermaid. 'Who is this idiot of a flutist whom 1 have for a neigliborP" be asked. "A flutist!" she exclaimed with a vacant air. "Why, M. Jaune, you are dreaming. The chamber is empty." M. Jaune dared not reply. The sur mise obtruded itself that perhaps he was beginning to have delusions. Be sides, so lung as the chambermaid was nt hand the flutist could not be beard. But scarcely was she gone, crack: "Let, oh, let me guze upon thjr facol" And so on about once a minute. M. Jaune floundered about uud sank uutlef the bed-coverings exhausted. At 11 o'clock lie heard some one enter. Under the partitiou door he saw a gleam of light, He heard the rustling of garments and preparations for lied. Aieei'iwird tjaiet reigued.aud he slept, as usual, until tlie next noon. On this second day, after having taken a walk ou the Promenade Des Anglais for a suu bath, passed a litt le time at the club and dined composedly, he went up to retire at 10 o'clock. He commenced undressing. Sud denly iust so vou have it: "Let, oh, let nic gaze upon thy face I" Forgetting his ji'otesijue appearance in his night-cap, half undressed, lie rushed down to complain to the master of the house. "M. Favioli, why do you furnish loiloings to musical artists in a house w hich 1 thought so commendable!1" Trudy, M. Jamie, I do not know what you mean. I beg you to believe that 1 have regard enough for my in terests to refuse those people." "Theu you have one without know ing a flutist at No. 10, next mu." I beg your pardon, M. Jaune, at No. 10 is a most sedate lady, Mine. Kissmicouick of the United States, ami at No. 6 Is Miss Whiterose of London." "I repeat that there is a flutist at No. 10. Perhaps the lady thrusts him into the wardrobe when any one goes in." T beg your pardon again M. Jaune. Mme. kissmicouick enjoys an irre proachable reputation. No landlord in Nice would be willing to receive a doubtful character. Mine. Kissmicouick is a mature widow. If she flirted it would lie seriously, and as she weighs some 200 pounds it would uot be witb a flute. Site would take at least a clarionet. This lady goes every eve ning into the best society, and returns at 11 o'clock." M. Jaune, disconcerted went back to bis room. However, Ids head was scarcely ou the pillow crack! you have it: ''Let, oh, let me gazo upon thy facel" "Flute again!'' exclaimed M. Jaune. He rang for the chambermaid. "Ask your master to come here." M. Favioli hurried up. 'Listen, pray," said M. Jaune. M. Favioli endeavored to hold his breath. Of a sudden two philandering cats set up a caterwauling ou the bal cony. "I hear only two cats talking love to each other." suid M. Favioli. "I hear them, too," M. Jaune chimed In. "Bd patient! The flute will be gin again." M. Favioli held his breath. Suddenly, crack, the flute! "Let, oh, let me gaze upon thy fuce!" M. Jaune. in agitation, struck against tlie wall, while V. Favioli burst" into louil laughter. "I have it, M. Jaune I have it, I present you to the artist. P,ease follow me." He took a light, and opening Mme. Kissmicouick's door with his pass-key. he pointed to a cage on the table In which a bird sirailiar to our blackbird? was moving his head about and sing ing without a semblance of fear. "That is Mme. Kissmicouick's flute, M. Jaune an Australian nightingale. These birds learn an air perfectly and in the night charm the neighbors." Somew hat calmer, for it was folly to get angry with a bird, M. Jaune said: , "Propose to thu lady to sell it to me. Go as high as 600 franc that I may have the satisfaction of wringing it? neck." "Well, M. Jaune, I will speak to hei this evening." M. Favioli complied with hit Iiromise, but Mine. Kissmicouick sent dm walking. "Fivo hundred fraucw!" she cried. "I think as much of it as a Chinaman of his pigtail. Say to that fellow that I will uot sell ray bird for o)0, tor it is a souveucr of "my husband." Tlie word "fellow" touched M. Jaune's sensibility; be grew red in the face and threatened retaliation. As Mme kissmicouick was ac customed to sleep from 2 to 6 o'clock In the afternoon he scraped on a violin. 5(00 times in succession, the first foul measures of "Returning from the Bo view." Unfortunately for bis plan Mme. Kissmicouick was deaf of one ear. She lay on the other and slept with thr serenity of a marmot. In tlie evening, still in a perspiration, delighted with having silenced the bird, if not the mistress, he promised him self a fine sleep. But hark! Suddenly in the silence, crack! you have it- No. you don't bav it. The bird, which had it appeared, s prodi.ious memory, began to sing. "Keturuiug from the Review," without prejudice. Instead of one annoyance M. J a u us had two. Under such provocation he stole with the tread of a wolf to Mine. Kissmi couick's door. By chance she hud not locked it. He burriod to the cage, and with a heart full of bitterness threw into it a biscuit dipped in arsen ate of potash and tripped buck again to his room. But, far from making away with It se t, as the cruel iurdaug bmMli thr bird sang twice a minute instead ol ouce, and theu as though it had two throats, it warbled the two airs to gether, "Let Me," and "The Review." Furious, M. Jaune ran again to the door of the American lady. She had now come in and locked it. but it gave way under the impact of ids shoulder. "Madame," cried he, 'your con ditions, no matter what they are. P" "Indeed, sir" she replied, ber face suffused with blushes, "you have brokeu into my domicile w ith a high baud. Save my honor! Marry iiibI "Beelzebub may lake you first!" ex claimed M. Jaime, without any French curtesy. "Then I shall appeal to the law." Pestered by the endless troubles which pursued "him M. Jauue was finally brought to say: "1 consent if you let me kill that miserable parrot." 'I iffi liatid him over to you-w'H inglv on the day of the nuptials, dear M. John." She thought that his name was John instead of Jaune. M. Jaune led Mine.Kissmicouicktothe alter in a few days afterward. "I will be so disagreeable," said he to himself, "that she eau not endure uie uud will hurry off to her own country. Now, on retitrniug from the review excuse mu, I mean from the church lie promised himself the inhuman satisfaction of having the nightingale fricasseed and served with his dinner. Nevertheless Mme.Jaune-Kissmieouick graciously handed him the cage. Zounds! What a surprise! It was a stuffed bird which a Puris artisan had mounted ns a singing-bird. In order to keep the wheels from rusting the lady wound it up every eveuiug be fore going out. The other nightingale, which M. Jauue had taught to sing the "Review," was that of Miss Whiterose at No. 6. in face of such contempt M. Jaune has entered a complaint to annul the marriage for error of persou or rather for error of bird. Translated from the French for tlie San i'runoisco Vuti. ABOUT YOUR FALSE TEETH. Durability of Artificial Molars and Otl tiosslp About Teeth. "How long do false teeth wear?" an experienced dentist was asked the other day by a reporter of the Boston Her ald. "Yon might ns well say 'How long does a suit of clothes wear?'" was the reply. "It nil depends upon tho qual ity of (lie teeth aud the care of the per son who uses them. If a woman lutes thro, ,1 v:ith her artificial molars they are KVelv to to be ruined in a week. On the other hand, I know persons who have worn the same sets for twen ty years, and have never been com pelled to have them repaired. Sets made of the best material and in the best manner should last a lifetime with proper care." "What is the proper care of false teeth P" "Both tlie plates and the crowns should be removed from the mouth aud cleansed every night and moruiug." "Do artificial teeth decay P" "No; they are all made of porcelain, w hich Is not subject to decay as tho natural done is. But at tlie same time porcelain is more brittle than bone, and hence an artificial tooth will not stand many hard knocks." "What is the difference in the dura bility of high-priced and cheap teelhP" "That Is a difficult question. Cheap teeth are made of a material that bears thu same relation to that of the best teeth that a common stone china plate dus to a Sevres vase. Cheap teeth look like glazed china, and riiat is about all that some of them are. Now, so long as the glaze lasts the teeth are as strong as those made of the costliest materiul,and I have known gets costing next to nothing to perform service for many years. They are not so brittle, in act, as those made of the finest por celain. But the chief superiority of the latter lies In their shape and ap pearance aud In the exactitude with which they are fitted to tne gums." "What is the best sort of plate?" "One made of gold. But black rub ber is just about as durable, only it is harder to keen perfectly clean." "Are complete sets of artificial teeth not uncommon? "Partial sets are more frequently seen but complete sets are by no means unusual. "Who wear the most false teeth- men or women?" 'Women, by long odds. I don't think the result is due alone to vanity, however, although that may have something to do with it. The chief reason is that the natural teeth of wo men are uot as good and strong as those of men, and. therefore, have to be more frequently replaced by arti ficial teeth." The KniJ ol lea fc.ie Wanted. A St. Paul merchant gave the fol lowing to a Pioneer I'rea reporter af the reason whv he cut a piece of goods in two and sold one portion sit a high and the other at a low price: "Twenty live years ago I was a nub-clerk lu s general store in Kalamazoo, Michigan. The head salesman sent mo down stairs into the jrrocery department to ilo up 0 pound of tea for a prominent social leader. In forty-live minutes it came buck from the house with an or der to change it. What does that head sa enunu tlo but shake tlie tea out of tiie brown piier, do it up in silk tea paKT, tie it with a colored cord, and send it hack to the lady. It staid Ibis time ami she afterwards told me that that was the kind of tea she always wanted to fill her orders. That, my boy, was a part of my early education. A Mian, hearliig that a raven would liv'tf iMU yi':m, bought oVe" tVj try it. MISSING LINKS. Mrs. Jefferson Davis will probably complete her late husband's biography ueiore sailing lor Europe. A guide much patronized by Ameri can tourists lu Amsterdam, Holland, bears the name of VauderbilL Miss Rebekah E. Roberts Is the second woman lawyer who has been admitted to the bar in Philadelphia. Mrs. Catherine Smltley.of Salt Creek township, Muskingum County, Ohio, is hale ana hearty at the age ofoue hun dred and two. Two centenarians liviug in the neigh borhood of Alton, England, have been great smokers and moderate drinkers all their lives. A Fremont, Mich., man owns a hen jfthirM lays at night, a proceeding which tie claims is as phenomontut as though she ate hay like a horse. In China, when the rain Is too abun dant, the officials set the images of the native gods out In the rain to induce them to stop the down-pour. A dramatic representation of the ad ventures of Stanley is buing prepared for one of the English theaters, which will present it in grand stylo. Aunt Mary Flareity, of Jouesboro, Me., aged ninety-one, has solved the servant girl problem. She refuses to have help and does ber own work. How are the mighty fallen! A heroic size figure of the British lion is to be used to ornament the grave of a patent mediciue man in a Yankee graveyard. J. A. Howells, recently appoluted Postmaster at Jefferson, Ohio, is a brother of William D. Howells, the novelist They are now both men ol letters. "W1 " - ill punish you if you tell lie?" i ' London police magistrate of a a. Jiild the other day. "No body," answered the little girl, con fidently. It Is said that the Empress Augusta loft very full and carefully written memoirs, In which a clear account is give, of her differences with Prince Bisnn rck. In Denmark most of the girls are trained in agriculture, which is there an important Industry. The owners oi farms receive pupils, who undergo regular training. Eight varieties of leprosy are recog nized in China, and the disease is re garded as contagious, infectious aud hereditary, but is said to disappear lu four generations. Jules Ferry has returned to Paris from the south of France very much changed for the worse. His whiskers are snow-white, and his luce is marked by lines of age aud care. One of the most beautiful wouieu lu Paris, the marquise de Ualliffet, is suf fering from a peculiar form of insanity. She goes into convulsions whenever she sees her lace in a mirror. In a Philadelphia cemetery there Is planted the lower limb ol a prominent Grand Army man, who visits the place on each holiday to decorate the restiug place of his deceased member. Count Wilhelin Bismarck, the secoud sou of the Prince, is pre-eminently the favorite of bis father. He is a man of ability, aud holds the position ol Governor of the Province of Hanover. Chistoplier Columbus lives at Eg( Harbor City, N. J. He recently testi fied there in a murder case. Christo pher said that death, iu his opinion, was not too great a punishment for au ex travagant wife. Ex-Minlster Foster says that the for eign debt of Mexico now aggregates 1120. 0O0.0OO. lie estimates the amount of American capital Invested iu Mexican railways, mining, and oilier enterprise at $1 00,000.000. A practical joker nt Slniiiiglon, Pa., circulated Ihe rcioii unit a young man Of the place eoiilcin ilal lug matrimony wanted a pinno. an i his liie was made miserable lit pi mu a ienl-, ho swarmed f rnm ii 1 1 -I ' c Tlie whole cost of tho great Forth bridge is estimated at 110,000,000. I' has been calculated that the chief struts of the bridge would slund a thrust of more than forty-eight thousand tons before showing signs of giving way. It is said that in the depths of Africa the natives still retain the memory of Sir Samuel Baker, and especially of his wife, who traveled thero with him nianv years ago. They call him, it is said, Loiigbeard," uud his wife "Morning Star.'? Chief Bushyhoad of the Cherokee Nation offers an original suggestion for the solution of the race problem. He would send all the blacks to Africa and all the whites to Europe. Then all the laud would naturally revert to the redskins, the original owners of the country. Tho Viscountess Kingsliuid, who re cently died in Loudon ut an advanced age, led a sad life. She was the widow of the last Viscount Kingsland, who died more than li fly years ago. Throtiirh tho dishonesty of a trustee the Viit coiintem was reduced to extreme (lover ly and was forced to earn her living ilh her needle. Set Ii C. Maker of Seattle claims tn have beaten the worid record on u tyjwwrilcr, writing 125 words in one minute, or S'Jii letters and sewn punc tuation marks, without a mltako. The fastest record heretofore was made by a boy in Chicago, who wrote liil words or 881 letters iu a minute. Mr. Maker has write a over 1,000 words in ten minutes several times. Carl Schurz does not appear to change a particle In appearance, and Cm be recognized as easily today by the oartoous Tom Nast drew of him in 1876 as be could then. Mr. Schur is not a handsome man either in figure or face. He is lean and cadaverous, with red whiskers and a sharp nose that is habitually elevated in the air as if catching an unpleasant odor. A convict for theft, after thirty-two years of service in the galleys at Genoa, was liberated recently, at the age ol bz. A local paper eoromeuted on his libera tion, and said that his tine personal ap pearance warranted the suspicion that tie possessed strength enough to go through with many uiore years of pun ishment, whereupon the ex-convict wrote a letter to the editor threatening him with a lawsuit for slander. Miss Marlowe, who has jumped so suddenly iuto success lu New York, is a great friend of the Ingersoll family. Colonel Bob is her enthusiastic admirer, and the two recite Shakspeare at an endless rate when Miss Marlowe dines at the Ingersoll house on Fifth avenue. This occurs very frequently, by Wie way, for thu actress is a close personal fiieud of tlie Ingersoll household. The three youug girls are inseparable when Miss Marlowe is in town. Meteorologists are takiug advantage of tho Eiffel tower for experiments. They have fouud that there is otriy five degrees average variation of temper ature at the top of the tower, while the average in Pans below is ten degrees; that iu Summer the thermometer is lower on the tower and in winter higher than on the earth, and that re cently there was a warm breeze for three days at the top of the tower, while there was cold tveuther below and severe frosts. It is hard to realize what wonderful proportions the use of the electric motor, the most convenient and reliable mulhod of distributing power known to-day, lias attaineM. There are now iu operaliou in the United States sta tionary electric motors aggregating be tween 6.000 and 10,000 horse power.bo sides 6,000 to 8.000 small motors, fan ou tits. etc. The confidence of the public iu the electic motor as the most reliable and econoiiiic.il power avail able is now tin assured fact, which is becoming more evident every day by the demand for power in shops and factories usiiig lroiu twenty to 100 horse power, and even higher. Legal b ees Then and Now. From Chauiicey M. Depew's judicia ry centennial speech: For forty years after the Supreme court began fts work the fees of lawyers were not so large as they are now. lu fact, the most eminent attorneys received no mors than $25 fur drawing briefs and pre senting causes to juries. Those were the happy days for the client Nearly all lawyers died poor. A rich lawyei was at that time a's much of a novelty as a rich literary man ts now. How difl'ereut at the end of this cen tury! It is a common thing nowadays to hear of attorneys receiving $160,000 for the reorganization of a railroad or for organizing a trust, aud the queerest part of it is that his clients look upon tiiiu with a respect commensurate with his charges. Moreover, the community applauds the attorney's moderation. Clieuts are most illogical. They reason from no known commercial basis. In the early days of my career as a lawyer I wrote au opinion for a client aud timidly asked $6 therefor. He grumbled a geat deal before pay ing it. Then he took the opinion to a fatuous New York advocate to find out whether it was all right The advocate glanced over It, wrote across the first page the word "correct," aud asked 600 for his work. My client paid the sum gladly, aud is yet talking about the kindness of the great advocate. For the lirst legal paper I ever drew I charged $1.60. A farmer was my client, and he beat me down to $1. Tw enty years afterward I wrote a paper precisely similar and received for il $600 with many thanks. An Awful Ride on Mule. A printer well known lu Atlanta got hard up In Birmingham recently, says the Atlanta Constitution. He wanted to come to Atlanta aud he crawled Into the first vacant stock-car he saw, aud, as it w as night, rolled into oue corner and went to sleep. He was awakened in a little while by a lot of mules, which were driven in on him. "Scared? Well, 1 thtuk I was," b says iu telling the story. "But I wanted to come, and I thought I could pucif; the mules so they would let me aloue. 1 soon found that wouldn't work. They eyed me suspiciously, then bit at nil and kicked me untifl began o realize there must be some change or my last days had come. "I made up my mind to ride one ol the mules. I tried one, and was promptly landed against the top of tin car. Then another, and another, with the same result. The fourth oue wai docile, aud on that mule's back I rods for a day and a night. It was the most horrible ride anybody ever experienced, and you need not wonder at my bail turning gray." Tcniporaiiuo In ituia. Russia Is at present iu the throes ol a tetn erunce campaign, which the cen tral government does uot seem to be seconding to any extent if oue may Judge by the news from the department of Kiev. In that section thirty-six villages sent ielilious to St. Petersburg demanding the aboiiliou of all liquor sol I i tig establishments within their boundaries. Thirlj-tive of these peti tions were rejected, but thu thirty-sixth being accepted the iuhabitauts of the village thus deprived of Its drink turned out and beat to death the man who hud drawu up (he (x-yjioti. They suid h bad ieeu uUueUltr to efoiiue'uC.