WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2017
JUST LIKE CATS & DOGS
FEATURES
Dave T. Phipps
R.F.D
by Mike Marland
HERMISTONHERALD.COM • A15
SALOME’S STARS HOROSCOPE
ARIES (March 21 to April 19)
Although you love being the fo-
cus of attention, it’s a good idea
to take a few steps back right
now to just watch the action.
What you see can help with an
upcoming decision.
AMBER WAVES
THE SPATS
LAFF-A-DAY
TAURUS (April 20 to May
20) “Caution” continues to be
your watchword this week, as a
former colleague tries to recon-
nect old links. Th ere are still
some dark places that need to be
illuminated.
by Dave T. Phipps
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
Making a good fi rst impression
is important. Revealing your
oft en hidden sense of humor can
help you get through some of the
more awkward situations.
by Jeff Pickering
FLASHBACK
CANCER (June 21 to July 22)
Taking that Cancer Crab image
too seriously? Lighten up. In-
stead of complaining about your
problems, start resolving them.
A friend would be happy to help.
SUPER CROSSWORD: PET NAMES
by Mick Harper
1. “Touch and Go”
was released by
what group?
2. Which band scored
a Top 10 hit with
“Green-Eyed Lady”?
3. Name the only
song Herb Alpert
sang and recorded.
4. What is the
message in the 1963
“Wives and Lovers”?
5. Name the song
that contains this
lyric: “Remember
when the days were
long, And rolled
beneath a deep blue
sky, Didn’t have a
care in the world.”
CRYPTOQUIP
DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK
OBITUARY POLICY
The Hermiston Herald publishes
paid obituaries. The obituary can
include small photos and, for
veterans, a fl ag symbol at no charge.
Expanded death notices will be
published at no charge. These include
information about services.
Obituaries may be edited for
spelling, proper punctuation and
style.
VIRGO (August 23 to Septem-
ber 22) Congratulations. Your
handling of a delicate family
matter rates kudos. But no rest-
ing on your laurels just yet. You
still have to resolve that on-the-
job problem.
LIBRA (September 23 to Oc-
tober 22) You might surprise
everyone by being unusually
impulsive this week. But even
level-headed Libras need to do
the unexpected now and then.
SCORPIO (October 23 to No-
vember 21) A period of turmoil
gives way to a calmer, more
settled environment. Use this
quieter time to patch up neglect-
ed personal and/or professional
relationships.
ANSWERS
1. Th e Cars, off their
“Panorama” album
in 1980. Th e song
only went to No.
37 in the U.S., but
soared to to No. 2 in
France. Go fi gure.
2. Sugarloaf, in
1970. Th e original
single came in at
almost six minutes,
but had to be cut to
three minutes for
airplay.
3. “Th is Guy’s in
Love with You,” in
1968. Known as
a trumpet player,
this was the rare
occasion when his
singing voice was
recorded.
4. Wives should stay
attractive for their
husbands, say the
lyrics, so he doesn’t
stray.
5. “Th e End of the
Innocence,” by Don
Henley, in 1989. For
its relatively simple
lost-innocence lyrics,
the song buries com-
plicated meaning be-
tween the lines: baby
boomers, consumer-
ism, corruption and
politics.
SUDOKU
Obituaries and notices may
be submitted online at www.
hermistonherald.com/obituaryform,
by email to obits@hermistonherald.
com, by fax to 541-276-8314, placed
via the funeral home or in person
at the Hermiston Herald or East
Oregonian offi ces.
For more information, call 541-
966-0818 or 1-800-522-0255, x221.
LEO (July 23 to August 22) A
widening distance between you
and that special person needs
to be handled with honesty and
sensitivity. Don’t let jealousy cre-
ate an even greater gap between
you two.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22
to December 21) A new rela-
tionship could create resentment
among family and friends who
feel left out of your life. Show
them you care by making more
time for them.
CAPRICORN (December 22
to January 19) Concentrate on
completing all your unfi nished
tasks before deadline. You’ll then
be able to use this freed-up time
to research new career opportu-
nities.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to
February 18) You’re right to try
to help colleagues resolve their
heated diff erences. But keep your
objectivity and avoid showing
any favoritism ‘twixt the two
sides.
PISCES (February 19 to March
20) Your personal life continues
to show positive changes. Enjoy
this happy turn of events, by all
means. But be careful not to ne-
glect your workplace obligations.
BORN THIS WEEK: People of
all ages look to you for advice
and encouragement. You would
make an excellent counselor.
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