FEATURES
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 2017
JUST LIKE CATS & DOGS
Dave T. Phipps
R.F.D
by Mike Marland
HERMISTONHERALD.COM • A15
SALOME’S STARS HOROSCOPE
ARIES (March 21 to April 19)
Put your restlessness to good use
by indulging the Arian love of
exploring new places and seeking
new challenges. Th ere also could
be a new romance waiting to be
“discovered.”
AMBER WAVES
THE SPATS
LAFF-A-DAY
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20)
A surprise message from some-
one in your past could lead to
a long-awaited reunion with a
once-close friend. Also, look for a
workplace problem to be resolved
in your favor.
by Dave T. Phipps
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
Your self-confi dence is rising, and
that should be a signifi cant factor
in helping you adjust to a new
social situation, as well as adjust-
ing to a series of changes in the
workplace.
by Jeff Pickering
CANCER (June 21 to July 22)
Turnabout could be lots of fun
when someone who previously
accepted your tender, loving care
without question now suggests
that he or she wants to start taking
care of you.
FLASHBACK
SUPER CROSSWORD: GYMGOER’S BUMMER
by Mick Harper
1. How long was the
longest pop song
ever recorded?
2. What band
released “Love Me
Two Times”?
3. Who sang “Th e
‘In’ Crowd” in 1965
and “Drift Away” in
1973?
4. Which group
had “Belfast” on
their “Love for Sale”
album?
5. Name the song
that contains this
lyric: “Make it your
reason for living,
Give all the love you
can give him, All the
love you can.”
CRYPTOQUIP
VIRGO (August 23 to September
22) Th is is a good time to renew
contacts with family members
and/or old friends who somehow
slipped off your personal viewing
screen in recent years. Travel also
is favored.
LIBRA (September 23 to October
22) Most problems surrounding
that recent personal situation have
been resolved, and that means you
should move on to other things
that are important to you.
Loar LM-400-VS
ANSWERS
1. 69 minutes.
According to the
Guinness Book of
World Records, “Th e
Devil Glitch,” by
Chris Butler in 1997,
had 500 verses.
2. Th e Doors, in
1967. Th e song was
banned in at least
one location for be-
ing controversial.
3. Dobie Gray.
Multi-talented Gray
was at home with
pop, country, adult,
R&B and gospel.
4. Boney M, in 1977.
5. “For the Love of
Him,” by Bobbi Mar-
tin, in 1969. Facing
the wall of the wom-
en’s movement, this
song was released ...
and vanished in two
months. A Philadel-
phia DJ, however,
wasn’t ready to let
it go. He made calls
and got Martin club
bookings, including
a stint on “Dick
Clark’s American
Bandstand.” Th e
song became popu-
lar and soared all the
way to No. 1.
SUDOKU
DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK
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LEO (July 23 to August 22) Put
the lessons you learned from past
disappointments to work in plan-
ning your future. Th e way ahead
opens to opportunities “purrfect-
ly” suited to the adventurous Lion.
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SCORPIO (October 23 to No-
vember 21) Spend this weekend
recharging your physical and spir-
itual energies. When you return
to your workaday world, you’ll be
ready to take on that new project.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22
to December 21) Be careful how
you advise a troubled friend. Even
your wise counsel could be misun-
derstood. Better to suggest that he
or she seek professional help.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to
January 19) Family problems once
again dominate and, once again,
everyone seeks your guidance
in these matters. Later, you can
indulge in some much-needed
relaxation.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to Febru-
ary 18) Some mixed signals create
confusion in the workplace. Best
advice: Ask for explanations before
you attempt to deal with any of
these matters on your own.
PISCES (February 19 to March
20) A patch of roiling water in the
workplace could be threatening,
but stay the course and you’ll soon
be clear of it. Th en go out and have
a great time with loved ones.
BORN THIS WEEK: Your ex-
traordinary leadership qualities
mark you as someone people can
turn to for guidance in diffi cult
situations.
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