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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18, 2017
JUST LIKE CATS & DOGS
Dave T. Phipps
R.F.D
by Mike Marland
HERMISTONHERALD.COM • A13
SALOME’S STARS HOROSCOPE
ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Th e
changes you’ve waited to see in
your work situation might not be
happening quite as quickly as you’d
hoped. Although the pace is slow,
it’s ongoing. Expect to hear news
soon.
AMBER WAVES
THE SPATS
LAFF-A-DAY
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) You
should be feeling very proud of the
fi ne eff ort you’ve made to get that
important project done. Now take
some time out to celebrate with
family and friends. You’ve earned it.
by Dave T. Phipps
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
You’re close to reaching your objec-
tives. Th at’s the good news. But be
careful: Your aspects show lots of
potential distractions looming. Stay
focused and keep your eyes fi xed on
your goals.
by Jeff Pickering
CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Be
careful not to let that suspicious
Cancerian mind create a problem
where none exists. What you might
believe is an act of betrayal could
be nothing more than a misunder-
standing.
FLASHBACK
SUPER CROSSWORD: FOR FANS OF GORE
by Mick Harper
1. Don and Juan has
only one Top 40 hit.
What was it?
2. Name the duo that
released “I’m Gonna
Knock on Your
Door.”
3. Which group
had “Keep Yourself
Alive” on their debut
album?
4. Who released
“Can I Sit Next to
You, Girl?” and
when?
5. Name the song
that contains this
lyric: “You’ve grown
cold and no longer
care for me, All my
faith in you is gone
but the heartaches
linger on.”
CRYPTOQUIP
DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK
OBITUARY POLICY
The Hermiston Herald publishes
paid obituaries. The obituary can
include small photos and, for
veterans, a fl ag symbol at no charge.
Expanded death notices will be
published at no charge. These include
information about services.
Obituaries may be edited for
spelling, proper punctuation and
style.
VIRGO (August 23 to September
22) Th e need to watch what you say
becomes increasingly crucial this
week. Be as temperate as you can
with your comments and avoid ar-
guments for the sake of controversy.
LIBRA (September 23 to October
22) A longtime family problem
presents new demands. But this
time, you won’t have to go it alone:
Someone else is asking to help share
your responsibilities. Let it happen.
SCORPIO (October 23 to No-
vember 21) A period of feeling
vulnerable is about to give way to a
stronger, more self-confi dent aspect.
Use this new strength to reaffi rm
promises you’ve made to others and
yourself.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to
December 21) A creative dilemma
stalls your progress. Instead of let-
ting it raise your ire, use the time to
re-examine your aims and, perhaps,
come up with a new target.
ANSWERS
1. “What’s Your
Name?” released in
1960. Others have
come along with
songs of the same ti-
tle, including Lynyrd
Skynrd in 1977.
2. Th e Isley Brothers,
in 1959. Teen singer
Eddie Hodges had a
hit with it in 1961.
3. Queen, in 1973.
Th e song failed to
chart, yet in 2008
Rolling Stone mag-
azine rated it at 31st
on “Th e 100 Greatest
Guitar Songs of All
Time.”
4. AC/DC, in 1974. A
diff erent version was
re-recorded in 1975
with a diff erent lead
singer and minus the
comma in the title.
5. “Take Th ese
Chains from My
Heart,” originally by
Hank Williams in
1953. Th e song has
been widely covered,
but the best-known
version was done by
Ray Charles in 1963.
SUDOKU
Obituaries and notices may
be submitted online at www.
hermistonherald.com/obituaryform,
by email to obits@hermistonherald.
com, by fax to 541-276-8314, placed
via the funeral home or in person
at the Hermiston Herald or East
Oregonian offi ces.
For more information, call 541-
966-0818 or 1-800-522-0255, x221.
LEO (July 23 to August 22) Your
Lion’s heart overfl ows with self-con-
fi dence. All you need to do is tap
into it, and you’ll be able to handle
any change that must be made
regarding that recent surprise
development.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to
January 19) Your nimble will fi nds a
way for you to work out those new-
ly emerged problems plaguing your
new project. Stay with it. Th e results
will be well worth your eff orts.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to Feb-
ruary 18) You might feel over-
whelmed at having to decide which
new opportunity you should follow.
Best advice: Check them all out and
see which off ers what you really
want.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20)
Continue to tread water before you
even consider plunging into some-
thing that never seemed quite right.
Some facts will soon emerge that
can help you make a decision.
BORN THIS WEEK: You’re a nat-
ural-born peacemaker. You value
truth and have little patience with
those who lie to you for their own
purposes.
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