FEATURES
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31, 2016
JUST LIKE CATS & DOGS
Dave T. Phipps
R.F.D
by Mike Marland
HERMISTONHERALD.COM • A15
SALOME’S STARS HOROSCOPE
ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Mars,
your ruling planet, helps you deal
with career challenges in a way that
refl ects some of your own hidden
strengths. Th is impresses some
important decision-makers.
AMBER WAVES
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Your
strong Bovine will, combined with
your romantic nature (you are ruled
by Venus), helps turn a romance
with a potential for problems into
one with more-positive possibilities.
by Dave T. Phipps
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
Mercury’s infl uence creates some
unsettling moments, but nothing
that you can’t live with. You’ll soon
learn more about that major change
that is about to be revealed.
THE SPATS
LAFF-A-DAY
FLASHBACK
by Jeff Pickering
CANCER (June 21 to July 22)
Opportunities for you are like the
phases of the Moon: constantly
appearing and reappearing. So,
cheer up. Th e opportunity you think
you let slip by will be replaced by
another.
SUPER CROSSWORD: TIME FOR A FRESH START
by Mick Harper
VIRGO (August 23 to September
22) Congratulations. You’ll soon
hear some positive feedback for all
the hard work you recently put into
a project. A Pisces could soon swim
into your personal life.
1. Name the 1996
musical comedy fi lm
about a one-hit-won-
der band.
2. In 1970 Dave
Edmunds covered a
vintage blues number,
playing most of the
instruments himself,
and took the song to
No. 1. Name the song.
3. Who released the
popular 1965 version
of “Th ere Goes My
Everything”?
4. “Nights Are
Forever,” by Jennifer
Warnes in 1983, was
used in which fi lm?
5. Name the vintage
song that contains
this lyric: “If there
were sweethearts in
the park, He’d pass
a lamp and leave it
dark, Remembering
the days that used to
be.”
CRYPTOQUIP
DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK
OBITUARY POLICY
The Hermiston Herald publishes
paid obituaries. The obituary can
include small photos and, for
veterans, a fl ag symbol at no charge.
Expanded death notices will be
published at no charge. These include
information about services.
Obituaries may be edited for
spelling, proper punctuation and
style.
LIBRA (September 23 to October
22) Someone whose friendship you
felt you had to write off will try to
revive it. What you do is up to you.
But don’t do it without giving it
considerable thought.
SCORPIO (October 23 to Novem-
ber 21) A job-related plan might
need to be reworked to allow for
changes. Lucky for you that Saturn
remains a strong infl uence that can
help you focus on getting it done
right.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to
December 21) Th is is a good time
to move into areas of self-discovery.
You might be surprised about who
you really are and how you really
relate to those around you.
ANSWERS
1. “Th at Th ing You
Do!” came out in 1996
and co-starred Tom
Hanks. Set in 1964,
the fi lm made a hit
out of the title song.
2. “I Hear You Knock-
ing” topped the charts
for six weeks.
3. Jack Greene. Th e
song topped the
country chart for
seven weeks.
4. “Twilight Zone: Th e
Movie,” co-produced
by Steven Spielberg.
5. “Th e Old Lamp-
lighter,” best known
by Th e Browns in
1960. In the days be-
fore automatic street-
lights, lamplighters
would move around
town at dusk lighting
all the street lamps
(usually candles or
oil). At dawn, they’d
return and extinguish
them.
SUDOKU
Obituaries and notices may
be submitted online at www.
hermistonherald.com/obituaryform,
by email to obits@hermistonherald.
com, by fax to 541-276-8314, placed
via the funeral home or in person
at the Hermiston Herald or East
Oregonian offi ces.
For more information, call 541-
966-0818 or 1-800-522-0255, x221.
LEO (July 23 to August 22) An
opportunity that you hoped would
open up for you remains closed.
Stop wasting time scratching at it.
Something else you’ll like will soon
make itself apparent and accessible.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to
January 19) Expect to confront
someone who will make an unwel-
come request. Stand by your resolve
to do the right thing no matter what
“persuasion” might be off ered.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to Feb-
ruary 18) A friendly competition
could become more contentious
than you expected. Take time out
to discuss the reasons behind this
unexpected change, and act accord-
ingly.
PISCES (February 19 to March
20) You have a wonderful mind for
solving mysteries, so you should
feel confi dent about solving the one
developing very close to you. An
unlikely source off ers help.
BORN THIS WEEK: You’re a great
host or hostess. You love being with
people, and you’re very good about
planning all sorts of social events
that bring folks together.
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